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"Little Japantown! I tell ya, Rob, this place has it all! Food, culture, you name it! Tourists from all over the country get their pictures taken right where we're standing just to show they were here!"

"IN MY TIME TOURISM IS OUTLAWED."

"In that case, I'd better book that trip to Kansas City early!"

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"Hey, my favorite sushi restaurant! You ever had sushi before?"

"I DO NOT REQUIRE CALORIC INTAKE."

"Well, I do! Come on!"

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"This place makes the best tuna rolls in Blueplate Beach!"

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"...and the decor's not bad either!"

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"Huh? What's all the commotion?"

"IT APPEARS TO BE A DISAGREEMENT OF SOME KIND."

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"You cannot do this! I run this restaurant twenty years!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Nagamoto, but if the Silver Carp can't make its mortgage payments, the bank will be forced to repossess this building!"

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"Hey, what's the scoop, Kikomo? I thought this place was doing great! How come the old man can't pay his rent?"

"Oh, Mr. Chase, it most awful situation! Evil gang come in, force Nagamoto-san to pay them! Now Silver Carp almost out of business!"

"A gang, huh? They sound like pretty rough customers if they're pushing Nagamoto around."

"They terrible! In fact..."

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"...one of them right over there!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43016997
Ask the shady gang member why his crew is pushing around the innocent old sushi owner

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43016997
Hack he robot's mainframe and make a motherboard joke

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43016997
I must support >>43017075 here, help the poor sushi owner (and pretty lady).

Are pictures broken for anyone else?

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"Relax, Kikomo, I've got this."

"But Mr. Chase!"

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"CHASE, WAIT A MOMENT, THAT IS NO ORDINARY CRIMINAL-"

"Hey, Rob, relax! I'm trying to show off here! Hey pal, what's the big idea muscling in on Nagamoto's business? Why don't you just take a h-"

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"Yaaah! This ain't no ordinary criminal!"

"RUNNING IDENTITY SCAN OF KNOWN DO-GOODERS..."

"What does that mean? Is it terminal, doc?"

>>43017471
Oh boy.

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"IDENTITY CONFIRMED. CHASE MANHATTAN. ALLIED WITH ROBOTIC POLICE SUPPORT UNIT COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS "ROB". PROCEED WITH TERMINATION."

"Proceed with- wait, what? Rob, what are these things?"

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"I TRIED TO WARN YOU. THESE ARE CRIMEBOTS - ROBOTS CREATED BY CRIMINALS TO COMMIT EVEN MORE CRIMES. IN MY TIME, THEY ARE OUTLAWED."

"That's terrific, but what are they doing h-"

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Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d12)

"CRIME IN PROGRESS. ROBOTIC POLICE SUPPORT UNIT DETECTED. PROCEED WITH TERMINATION."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! And roll another d12 for whatever Rob does! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43017652
Do some badass kung-fu on its ass!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43017652
Smash him with the door

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>43017652

Rob busts out some CYBER KUNG-FU.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43017652
Keep it busy while Rob works to hack and disable it.

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"WARNING! HIGH-VELOCITY PROJECTILES! SEEKING COVER!"

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"I'LL TAKE THAT."

"TARGET DESIGNATED "ROB" NOT YET TERMINATED. TARGET IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN POSSESSION OF-"

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"HOLD STILL."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

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"PUTTING A DENT IN THIS CRIME WAVE."

"BRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!"

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"Ouch! Kicking this guy is like stubbing your toe on a submarine! He's a real metalhead!"

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"TERMINATE CHASE MANHATTAN. TERMINATE ROBOTIC POLICE UNIT. FULFILL MAIN DIRECTIVE."

"Aaagh- can't breathe!"

"Mr. Chase!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43018428
nut shot

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43018428
Judo flip his chrome-ass onto the table

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43018428
Distract roboperp with Kimono's feminine wiles!

>>43018439
should have said rko or sweet chin music

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43018428
DON'T DIE

>>43018518
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

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"I'll take this guy down for good! H-yah- ouch!"

"ERROR! THIS UNIT DOES NOT POSSESS REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS."

"Now you tell me! I about broke my foot! I outta sue-"

"BUT YOU DO."

"Wait, what do you m-"

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"-urk!"

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"Mr. Chase!"

>>43018831
ROFLMFAO YOU MAD MAN HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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"Uuuuuhhhhh... anybody get the number of that rabbi?"

"CHASE, ARE YOU INJURED?"

"No, just my grandkids!"

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"ACQUIRING HOSTAGE."

"EEEEE! Mr. Chase!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Rob do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43019081
RKO

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43019081
Twist the robo-criminals head off

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43019081
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE

>>43019081
Rob: Remove arms from offending Perpbot, then proceed to make an arrest for sexual assault and general assault

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43019081
this >>43019152 while making a bad pun

After this, I think it's best if Rob could take Chase to the hospital, where he meets a Sexy Nursebot from the future off to prevent future diseases spreading

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"Kikomo!"

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"Let her go, ya walking Walkman!"

"Mr. Chase! Look out!"

"Don't sweat it, babe! Hey, pal-"

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"I hope you filled out your warranty card!"

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"BRRRRRZZZZZT!"

>>43019700
BY GAWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!

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"Are you okay, Kikomo?"

"Oh, Mr. Chase! You so manly!"

"Aw, shucks, I don't want to brag, but I guess I am, aren't I?"

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"Looks like we took care of your boss's problem, Kikomo."

"Oh, no, Mr. Chase! Evil gang more than just these two."

"More crimebots? And here I thought this was going to be a slow week. So what's the scoop on these guys, Rob? Are they really from the year 2020?"

"YES. THEY ARE ONE OF THE MAIN CAUSES OF ILLEGAL CRIME IN MY TIME. HOWEVER, I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY ARE HERE IN YOUR TIME, MORE THAN THIRTY YEARS IN THE PAST."

"And from what Kikomo says, this place might still be in trouble!"

What will you do now?

>>43019819
Gather some intel on these crimebots.

>>43019819
Have Rob poke through the memory banks while Chase rifles through pockets, while flirting with Kikomo.

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"If only there was some way we could check out this guy's programming. We might be able to solve why they came back in time! Too bad none of the computers in this time are advanced enough to figure it out."

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"ACTUALLY, THERE MIGHT BE A WAY TO DO SO. BY USING MY COMPUTER CONNECTION CABLE, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PROJECT MY OWN CONSCIOUSNESS INSIDE OF THE CRIMEBOT'S HEAD AND RETRIEVE THE NECESSARY INFORMATION."

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"Hold on, Rob- you're telling me you might be able to put your own mind inside of this crimebot, like a whole different reality?"

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"This is some real sci-fi stuff!"

Oh shit, we TRON/The Matrix/Megaman NT Warrior now

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"It sound very dangerous, Rob-san!"

"IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. IF I FAIL, THE CRIMEBOT MIGHT BE ABLE TO POSSESS MY BODY..."

>>43020205
>"What if you removed your head first?"

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"...BUT IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY."

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CRIME TIME will be back, right after these messages

>>43020268
YAAAY!

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SHE'S A SMALL-TOWN GIRL JUST TRYING TO MAKE HER WAY AS A COP IN THE BIG CITY

BUT WHEN SHE FINALLY BECOMES A K-9 OFFICER, SHE DISCOVERS HER NEW PARTNER ISN'T QUITE WHAT HE SEEMS TO BE!

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"He's a what?!?"

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"I'm a werewolf!"

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"My mother was half German Shepherd! Everybody's gotta make a living, right?"

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NOW, THEY'LL HAVE TO TEAM UP TO TAKE DOWN THE CITY'S BIGGEST CROOKS...

"Sic 'em, boy!"

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... AND LEARN HOW TO GET ALONG!

"Oh yeah, that's it, right behind the ears!"

what the fuck

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"You're a human half the time... but we're both cops, all the time!"

COMING THIS FALL

WERECOPS

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We now return to CRIME TIME

>>43020974
That is amazing, I love you LQ.

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"Rob, buddy, are you sure you actually want to go through with this? Transferring your consciousness inside of this crimebot's head in order to find out why they've come back in time more than thirty years could be really dangerous! Isn't there any other way?"

"NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO IT."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Chase or Rob does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43021168
>Fine, I will!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43021168
Plug in that cable

I hope WERECOPS and CRIME TIME get a crossover, HINT HINT

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43021168
Time to jack into the matrix and surf the memory superhighway!

>>43020974
Hahaha fucking hell mate

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"Wait a second, Rob- couldn't we unhook your body first? That way the crimebot wouldn't be able to do anything but complain!"

"NO. WITHOUT A BODY, I LACK THE CAPACITY TO TRANSFER MY CONSCIOUSNESS."

"That's what I thought..."

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"CHASE, WHAT ARE YOU-"

"I can't let you do this, Rob! You saved my life, I owe you one!"

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"Be careful, Mr. Chase!"

"Don't worry about me, Kikomo! Just have a plate of spring rolls waiting for me when I get back..."

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"...I'm gonna work up an appetite!"

"Mr. Chase? Mr. Chase?"

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"Whoa. Talk about being off the beaten path! This place is even off the beatnik path!"

>>43021847
Awww, you should've zoomed in on Chase's face as he jacked in

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"Where do I even start... huh? In this place, the cops are in jail! Wait, what are they saying?"

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"Look out!"

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"INTRUSIVE CONSCIOUSNESS DETECTED. COMMENCE EGO DESTRUCTION."

"Fat chance, pal! I've been thinking positive all afternoon!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43021940
Free the cops, then dogpile the machine.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43021940
Defrag his harddrive!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43021940
Take two of the cyber pylon things, tear off the sleeve of shirt, make cyber nunchucks.

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"Hang on, guys! I'll spring you, and we can take him out tog-"

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"-oof!"

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"Talk about a rough landing! I'm going to need more than my good looks to crack this motorhead!"

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"Hey, you ugly overgrown engine block!"

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"You're about to be recalled!"

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"Yaaaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43022587
>grapple onto his claw and then swing up onto his back

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43022587
Use the bola to knock out the light-beams holding back the cops!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43022587
Entangle his claw with his wheels with the bola!

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"Alley-oop!"

"ERROR! APPREHENSION FAILURE!"

"That's just a fancy way of saying you missed!"

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"Ya-hoo!"

"ERROR! TARGET NOT DETECTED-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzbD5_QrII

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"This is better than any mechanical bull!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43023124
>right-click
>send to recycle bin

Delete this mofo.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43023124
>Do that thing where the idiot hits himself with the claws when you jump out of the way

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43023124
RODEO

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43023124
Drive it into the jail and free the cops

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43023124
>ride it towards the cage and break the bars

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"Yikes!"

>>43023274
>>43023283
At this rate we're going to accidentally kill the poor souls

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

"Um... don't suppose you've ever read any Isaac Asimov books?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43023449
>Tell a paradox joke to fuck him up

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43023449
Call Rob for help.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43023449
Ask it a riddle that can't be solved!

>>43023478
wow, our jokes are bad

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"Wait, I've got a last request! There are two doors, and in front of each one is a parrot, and one always tells the truth and the other-"

"ENGAGING PERSONALITY OVERWRITE ROUTINE."

"What does that mean?"

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"YOUR PERSONALITY WILL BE DESTROYED AND REPLACED BY THE PERSONALITY OF THIS CRIMEBOT."

"Wait! My personality's all I've got! That and my good looks and modesty! If you let me go I promise I'll set my toaster free!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43023832
The prober becomes the probed.
That'll definitely create some kind of personality loop and crash it.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43023832
>"Fascinaitng. Now, if you could tell me about your creator..."

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"BEGINNING PERSONALITY OVERWRITE."

"Wait! I've still got a lot of great jokes saved up for the right occasion! Come on, almost got it-"

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"Oof! Just in time!"

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"ERROR! CRIME RATE ABOVE 100%! ALL POSSIBLE CRIMES CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!"

"Yaaah! He's gonna blow!"

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"Hey, you guys are free! Say, which way to the library? I need to look something up!"

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"That information matrix contains everything you need!"

"Looks like that overgrown outboard dropped his wallet..."

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"Well, here goes nothing!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43024436
Lick it

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43024436
Lick it

Sensuously

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43024436
Speak into it like Scotty speaks into the mouse in Star Trek IV.

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"Now the question is, how the heck do you turn it on?"

>>43024667
crystal in pooper

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"Maybe it's like one of those toads..."

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"YAAAAAAHHH!"

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"YAAAAAAHHH!"

"Mr. Manhattan!"

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"Are you all right?"

"Feels like I had to sit through a week-long lecture by Al Capone! Where's Rob and Kikomo?"

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"Oh, it is most awful situation, Mr. Manhattan! More crimebots come in, take Kikomo and your robot policeman hostage!"

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"Oh, this most terrible! Silver Carp go out of business for sure now!"

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"But wait! You find out where crimebot hideout is!"

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"Uh... there was a slight problem. I wasn't quite able to make out where their hideout is."

"What we do now?"

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43025337
RPG

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"I don't know... but I'll think of something."

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CRIME TIME will return, right after this

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THE FUTURE

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"This is just a regular supply run, using our spaceship to take sugar to the colonies in the Andromeda Galaxy. Absolutely nothing can go wrong."

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BUT SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY WRONG

"What is that?"

"I don't know... we'd better bring it aboard."

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NOW, SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS LOOSE ON THEIR SPACESHIP

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AND NOTHING IS SAFE

"Hey, what happened to the rest of the cookies? I just baked a batch yesterday!"

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"...oh, God... please..."

>>43026231
OH NO, IT'S THE ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW

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SPACE SUGAR

RATED R

Nowplayinginatheaternearyou

>>43026332
To the theater! ... After Crime Time, of course.

>>43026332
I love you Lego Quest

Your filenames may be my favorite part of all this.

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We now return to CRIME TIME

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"No sign of those computerized crooks! I've gotta get to them before something happens to Rob and Kikomo!"

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"Maybe I could wait until they come back to shake down the old man again... but if I wait, something bad might happen! Time to put all those Dick Tracy comics to work!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43026717
Search out the crimebot lair by asking the locals!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43026717
Use the payphone on the corner there and ask the operator where the secret crimebot lair is.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43026717
Canvass the neighborhood. Surely somebody must have seen or heard something when the gang made their getaway.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43026717
Climb onto the roof, we should be able to spot them from there.

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"Let's see... first thing is to look for eye-witnesses. A-ha!"

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"Excuse me, cookie! It's fortunate that you're here, because I need to ask you-"

"Oh! I know what you want!"

"You do? Great!"

"You want dragon peacock fruit! Make you strong, like dragon, make you virile, like peacock! You eat dragon peacock fruit, ladies no laugh at you!"

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"Really? I mean- no, I don't need any of that! What I need to know is, have you seen any robot criminals around here? About this tall, made of metal?"

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"There no robots around here. I here every day, I see everybody on sidewalk. No robots."

"Terrific. What about a hideout? Is there someplace around here where a bunch of crooks could hole up?"

"There no hideouts. You need big emperor plum, make you live one hundred year!"

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"Well, what's that place over there?"

"What place?"

"Over there, across the street."

>>43027241
Clearly we should be offering her money for the information.

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"What, that? That just old church, burn down long time ago. Nobody pay any attention to that place."

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"Reeeeeeeeeally..."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43027296
seduce

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43027296
Investigate that burnt church

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43027296
She's clearly a robot with poor control over the English language.

Punch her.

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"Locked up tight... and this thing weighs more than an import car!"

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"Maybe I could come back with a pair of pliers once it gets dark..."

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"...or maybe I could take a peek anyway! Time to see if I'm still the top of my high school gym class!"

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"Oof! Made it!"

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"Now to see if those crimebots are holed up in this holy hole-in-the-wall!"

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"What the-"

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"Huh? Is somebody there?"

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That's it for tonight! I hope everybody had fun!

>>43028002
Thanks Lego Quest guy, you are by far the best quest there is.

Oh man, this episode was great. The builds for sushi, chopsticks, and the restaurant itself looked fantastic.

Do you have any Ninjago stuff? Some ninja thugs wouldn't be too out of place for an adventure like this.

>>43028002
Hey LQ, I'm thinking of making my own legoquest. You wouldn't happen to have any tips, would you?

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>>43028025
Thanks, anon! I love hearing that people are enjoying this!

A few Easter eggs for this episode:

The bow-tied businessman seen in the intro >>43016898 is actually the Mongolian warrior CMF, but it's the '80s, so anybody who looks Asian can get hired to play a Japanese person.

>>43016933
The lion-head fountain has been reworked into a new design. I think it looks nicer now.

Kikomo is obviously the CMF Kimono Girl. The sushi chef seen watching the proceedings >>43021168 is the CMF Sumo Wrestler (thanks again, Polandbro!)

>>43021940
This robot was originally built for Shreep Hunter Zero, but since it didn't get used, I stuck some more lights on it and used it as a guardian program.

>>43026119
The antagonist creature in SPACE SUGAR is the CMF Fly Guy from the new Halloween line. I had a lot of fun making that trailer.

>>43028038
>Oh man, this episode was great. The builds for sushi, chopsticks, and the restaurant itself looked fantastic.
Thanks, anon!

>Do you have any Ninjago stuff? Some ninja thugs wouldn't be too out of place for an adventure like this.
Just you wait!

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>>43027268
Hot-dog salesman Lyle Tatum makes a return appearance in front of the old church. He was last seen in CRIME TIME episode 3, when Meg rammed his cart with her car. It looks like he's back on his feet, so hopefully things are looking up for him.

If you missed an episode, most of them are archived on suptg along with all the pictures:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has literally hundreds of pages about literally the most inane things:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever an episode starts or resumes (usually):
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight, Legonauts!

This was great again, thanks!

You always make me want to dig up my own Lego. I even bought a Heroica Lego game at a flea market because of this.

This was really well done. Thank you.

>>43028002
Sorry I missed it, but this was a great thread LQ!

>>43028002
This is super good. Literally only come here for LQ.

>>43028123
Not LQGuy but try to use a table. I tried something similar on the ground but it wasn't very comfortable.

>>43028123
Just out of curiosity, what kind of story are you planning to do? I always wanted to run a game inspired by the Hellboy and BPRD comics (starring an orc from the fantasy castle line as protagonist).

Excellent as always LQ, you're a huge inspiration.
I finished a spinoff game on another boards last week if anyone wants to read that in the meanwhile: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=14243

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>>43030841
Thank you thank you everybody! I had a lot of fun with this episode, so I'm glad other people did too.

>>43028123
>Hey LQ, I'm thinking of making my own legoquest. You wouldn't happen to have any tips, would you?

1. Figure out how your camera's macro mode works
2. Shoot from table level, no higher
3. Practice posing minifigs

I bought a drafting table just for Lego Quest, but any raised flat surface will work.

>>43032184
>I finished a spinoff game on another boards last week if anyone wants to read that in the meanwhile: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=14243
I forgot to mention this! Nice job on the final battle.

>>43032501
You've done a lot of these. Ever considered taking the archived thread and making a compendium of some kind, like an e-book or something?

>>43032501

Dude, that was fantastic. You really do an amazing job of nailing the 80s tone.

>>43033393
Well, they say to write what you know! Thanks anon

Any chance we'll see Red again soon? Or maybe the Apprentice?

>>43037350
>Any chance we'll see Red again soon? Or maybe the Apprentice?

I've got a lot of ideas. If only the weekend was four or five days long, I could catch up on this mental backlog.

>>43032184
This is cool, thanks

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>>43032567
>You've done a lot of these. Ever considered taking the archived thread and making a compendium of some kind, like an e-book or something?

Sometimes, but it seems like a lot of work. The .cbrs I made of the After the Brick stuff are about as much of a book as I've put together.

>>43032152
Either cyberpunk space or Apocalypse
>>43032501
>>43031737
Thanks!