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“Who dares, wins?”

“Exactly.”

“Realizing your full potential?”

“Damn straight.”

“Being all you can be?”

“Wow, fuck you.”

You tilt your head slightly in acknowledgment.

“Are you sure the MP's can handle those mutts?” Hamp inquires, helping Ise up and handing her his coffee to continue suckling on.

“They're trapped in the well deck,” Hate replies, “so they can take all day to pussyfoot around and wrangle them with those snare-poles animal control uses.”

Hamp leans back and raises a dubious brow. “And those work?”

“Yeah,” Hate says, basking in the spicy afterglow of lunch. “Little dumbshits will just zoom in circles till they get tuckered out; even with their outfits on they're not much good once they splash.”

“How long will that take?”

Hate shrugs and glances at his watch. “Going on forty-five minutes of zooming around to dodge the poles? Not much longer. They eat fuel fast.”

You nod. “They've got really short legs.”

Hate pans his cold, desolate gaze towards you like a CIWS turret tracking a crossing target. You give him a little smirk that says yes, I was saving that, you're welcome.

“We didn't leave them hanging, did we? The crew?”

FIRST REPLY

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You shrug. “I've got enough on my plate without an LSD Captain skinning me alive for-” you tick off on your fingers - “boarding his ship without permission, possibly inciting a riot in his mess and shutting down his well deck with five fugitive boatdogs. Star be damned, he has me dead to rights on all that.”

Hamp looks thoughtful, then shrugnods in agreement as he sips his Starbucks. “Point taken.”

Hate nudges you, then jerks his head towards the corner of the little curry joint. Packed into a booth are four classic delinquent types, all questionably-cut leather jackets and unconventional hairstyles - one of them has an actual, honest-to-god pompadour to put his eighties ancestors to shame. You're still staring at his hair as the quartet uncork from their booth and saunter on over, four pairs of trendy sunglasses sweeping your little entourage appraisingly.

Hate sliiiiiiides his gaze sideways towards you, clearly asking for permission.

[ ] Weapons free. Had enough of this shit.
[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
[ ] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice.

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Havings shitty shitscribble.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

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>>43002949
>[x] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
Boss, am I going to have to get you a "days since I caused an international incident" counter?

Trick question, it's never going higher than 1 anyway.

>>43002949
[x] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice.
I had no idea Cromartie High School was near Yokosuka.

Thanks for everyone who gave me book recommendations. I got last stand of the tin can sailors and the book about the Lexington. Much appreciated.

>>43002950
LUV U BRAH

>>43003000
sendai's gonna kick your ass again for that

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>>43003094
She was gonna do it anyway. I defy thee, stars!

>>43002949
>[x] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
condition: detergent

>>43003102
Jesus christ what did you do to ashigara

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Needs more Bongou.

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>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
Time for shipsluts

>>43003178

No, not fucking really, it really fucking doesn't.

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>>43002949
>[x] Weapons free. Had enough of this shit.
Remove fag

>>43002949

>[X] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice
Confirm then wreck their shit if necessary.

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>>43002949
>[X] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

ITS TIME

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>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

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>>43003240
Show me where the 127 year old Armored Cruiser touched you Lieutenant.

>>43002949
[x] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

Side note: anyone else think Sammy needs a theme song? For when she goes into high gear? This is my submission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTqFbf2Ap0

>>43003000

Speaking of, I got a fuckin question about incidents regarding fuckin relations with battleships. You got a minute? I'll swing by the fuckin office.

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>>43002949
>[x] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
japan is an alien dimension.
these dudes are probably friendly accountants.

>[ ] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice.

>CAPTCHA is aircraft. Guess we'll be dealing with carriers.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
If I punched every douchebag I saw, I'd have a broken arm by now. This isn't even professionalism, this is just not being a giant cock.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
We still need a headcount of the current corgies in the kennel.
Not to mention, telling the CNO and Thomas of a potential shitstorm when Shigure's condition gets found out by the JMSDF.

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>>43003000

... you wear glasses?

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>>43002949
>Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet

no need for dakka banging yet.

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>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice.
They haven't said anything anything yet.

So make sure they do eventually.

Remove elevens REMOVE ELEVENS from the premises

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>>43003317
>incidents regarding fuckin relations with battleships

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VOTES CALLED

>>43003346

literally who

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>>43003302
Shes only 103.

>>43003359

Nope. Fuck right off.

>>43003317

WHAT A COINCIDENCE I'M IN THE OFFICE TOO

I'LL BE HAPPY TO LISTEN IN AND 'HELP'

>>43003317
>regarding fuckin relations with battleships
Hate, you gotta go slower with the girls. They're from more delicate times, you know.

[REDACTED] especially.

>>43002949
>Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.
Let them give us a reason to unleash the Hate

>>43003341
Why has nobody noticed this?

>>43003317
Oh boy. Well, sure, I've got a few minutes. I'll meet you halfway.

>>43003317
>fuckin relations with battleships
Gee, I thought you were the go-to guy about that.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons tight - let'em know they're on thin ice.
We don't have time for some bullshit, but we can't go wasting every bastard who looks at us funny. Keep our hand primed to let go of the leash...but let them make the first move.

>>43003378

I'll fuckin come by later. Maybe me and Naka ougghta go fuckin grab chow or something. You fuckin stay and catch up on paperwork.

>>43003360
One of the Shiratsuyu.

Shes utter shit and worth absolutely nothing.

>>43003372
Thats...Kongo?

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>>43003378
Like you'd be of any help Mr. I-make-ships-cry-on-the-first-date.

>>43003424
So she's like Kongo?

>>43002909

Comforting Ise eh Hamp, what would Hornet say if she saw this?

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

>>43003360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtiss_SOC_Seagull

Umm, Planefag I thought Hamp carried Kingfishers but then was told he only carried Seagulls, and the last couple of threads you then say he was using Kingfishers.

I'm confused.

>>43003437
No, doesn't have a pagoda.

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New chapter today. It's gonna be pretty good I think!

>>43003451
No, Kongou at least unlocks a fleet slot. She is worth less then Naka.

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

Planefag is the Arizona fapfic canon?

>>43003484
its her when she was first built not in WW2

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

>>43003488

Naka can blow up submarines.

>>43003502
doubt it, let it be ominous waifufags will produce more salt that way

>>43002950
Those fairies look like boys. Would they flirt with the japanese seaplane fairies?

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>>43003502

>>43002949
>[x] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

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>>43003502

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Not enough best ship in these last threads.

No homo.

>>43003488
Naka also unlocks a fleet slot. You know, the one before that?

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>>43003502

>>43003531
It's just the hat. Fairies can have purest love with the elevens anyway.

>>43003488
Bro you need all the sendais to unlock the 3rd fleet slot.

>>43003563
All the homo.

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Kongō-class JDS Chōkai (DDG-176), Atago class Atago (DDG-177) and Akizuki-class Akizuki (DD-115)

>>43002949
>[ ] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

>>43003533
A simple yes or no would do.

>>43003610
>[ ] Weapons said. They haven't even hold anything yet.

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>>43003621

>>43003621
You know he'll answer with "Maybe" or "Hahaha!"

>[X] Weapons hold. They haven't even said anything yet.

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>>43003621
Really? You think Planefag would declare a one-shot smut fic canon? Especially as it would route-lock the entire story without consulting the voters?

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>>43003621

>>43003396

Fuckin, groovy. You eat yet? Wait, why the fuck are we having this conversation here. Lemme text you.

>>43003502

Ari smut? Anyone got a link?

>>43003664
That sound more like deculture. Planefag would use more smug anime girls.

>>43003664
If he wants people to drop the quest he can refuse to answer the question

>>43003682
bruh it's planefag he'd do anything if it could upset a mass amount of faggots

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New Mexico and friends, 13 April, 1919

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>>43003603
Oh Yeah, well fuck you. Here's the ENTIRE Pacific Fleet.

>>43003621
The answer is the opposite of whatever you want it to be anon.

>>43003705
Are you literally retarded?

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>>43003705

>>43003705
It's cute that you think he actually gives a shit.

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You hold up a single finger - wait. There's a thin chance that they'll regain a shred of sanity once they recognize Ise and Hyuuga and politely piss off with all their bones intact.

Alas, it was not to be. The four toughs saunter into a semi-circle by the ajoining booth, penning Hate in neatly. He's drumming his fingers on the table and giving you a bored look, clearly exasperated with your nunlike insistence on letting their sense of drama drag out the inevitable commencement of joyous asskicking. The young tough in the lead raises his hand, pauses, and then snatches his glasses off in a fashion he possibly thinks is cool. He leans over the table, staring down at Kitakami, who's entirely absorbed by her game.

“... gokigenyou,” he mutters, and bows sloppily, kind of bending his back rather than tilting from the waist.

Hate's mouth drops open as Kitakami continues with her game, completely unaware.

“Gokigenyou,” he says again, a bit louder this time as he manages a proper bow. His fellows mimic his motion as woodenly as those bamboo things that go 'donk' in all the old movies.

>>43003682
Considering that one of his cronies had their quest influenced by the writer in question, yes

>>43003724
>try counting them
>realize that the line of ships literally stretches over the horizon

>>43003705
if you're the kind of person who's so worried about a smut writeup being canon that you have to ask, I'm sure the quest would run better without you.

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>>43003686
Here you go anon. Recovered from last thread:

http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq

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>>43003705

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>>43003705
>drop the quest
>implying he cares

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This time Kitakami looks up. She stares at him, clearly wondering if anything more is forthcoming. The young tough stammers something uncertain in Japanese. You cut your eyes sideways at Hyuuga.

“Just asked for her autograph,” Ise translates.

Kitakami replies curtly.

“She just asked what the heck that is.”

A few minutes later, all four young thugs are scurrying away with the corners of their tough-guy mouths curling upwards, nice autographs safely stashed under their badass leather jackets. Kitakami's back on her Vita, apparently unsurprised by the whole thing.

You pay the bill and walk outside, your shipgirls and pet Marine trailing you like ducklings to the borrowed jeep. Hate groooans into the backseat with satisfaction, clearly topped off for the long haul. Arizona pulls Kitakami into her lap and buckles them both into the passenger seat as Ise squeezes in next to Hyuuga.

“Rather forward of them to accost a young lady right there in a diner,” Hyuuga complains.

Ise giggles. “Are you just miffed they didn't ask for your autograph, too?”

Hyuuga folds her arms primly. “I am not without my distinctions in combat, both recent and historical.”

Ise slides a sly look at her sister. “Cheer up, Hyuuga. The rose that blooms latest is usually the-”

Hyuuga reaches out and bops her sister upside the head before she can continue. “The thorns stay on year-round, child.”

Your phone buzzes angrily in your pocket for the tenth time since lunch started - sounds like the piper is playing at last.

[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.
[ ] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.
[ ] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

>>43002931
Partial credit.

>>43003761
>Have a nice day
okay?

>>43003761
>KTKM getting hit on

>[X] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

>>43003781
>[ ] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

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>>43003705

>>43003781
>[ ] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

>>43003781
>[x] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.
AARs take priority, though Shigure is also a priority.

>>43003781
>[X] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

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>>43003705
>>43003621
>>43003502

Serious question - are you really asking for serious realz, here? This is something you are genuinely unsure about and need Word of God to clarify for you?

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>Settle will never have this much swag

>>43003781
>[x] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

>>43003781
[X] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

>>43003781
>[X] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.
It's probably important.

>>43003781
>[X] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

>>43003781
>] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.
lets get this shit out of the way.

then deal with all those other problems.

>>43003781
>[ ] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

We really need to bring him up to speed. And CNO.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

protip I asked crix for a proper japanese greeting word so if its wrong its his fault kk

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

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>>43003781
>[ ] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.
Does this involve Naka?

Also bloody hell I'm late

>>43003833
Oh hey, that's my pic.

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>>43003781
[x] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

>>43003781
>[X] Answer the call of duty - an extended >meeting over the outcome of the Bonin >Islands is scheduled to start in a few >minutes. You should probably be there.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there

we are an Admiral. Occasionally we have to do actual Admiral things.

>>43003781

...Is there anything that needs to be discussed re: Bonin Islands? We did as good as could be expected, and ship magic saved our asses from the remainder.

>>43003878
>Oh hey, that's my pic.

nicely done!

>>43003833
I want to know if this is a quest I can enjoy or if some asshole who like to ruin stories is going to change things

So what happens if Sammy decides to take Hates new upgraded anti-abyssal rifle with her when she goes on the next mission?

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

Shit, we really need to do all 3 of the options. Shigure is probably the one that can wait a little longer but we need to figure out what's going to happen with respect to her eventually

>>43003781
>[ ] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

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Another picture of the New Mexico, this one's in Hawaii, I think.

Just for the record does anyone have a list of current priorities? These wannabe gangster fucks are not on it obviously there are a lot of other things Settle is actually concerned with. Like what we are gonna do with the corgiboats now that we actually have the little buggers trapped. I suggest asking for their fairy captian to step forward and then do that whole 'communicate via frequency mudulation' as Hamp put it so eloquentely.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

>>43003907
>I want to know if this is a quest I can enjoy

Nigga, you got a real tight definition of "enjoy" that I would love to learn more about.

Advance scientific progress, and all that

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>>43003781
>Other

We should see about upgrading the carrier girls' air complement. About 20,000 F-16s should do it.

>>43003915
She won't. Trust me on this, she fuckin won't.

>>43003781
>[ ] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.
WORK IT GIRL

Seriously, we want some war in this. Of the not suicidal or canine kind.

>>43003907
Saltfag, why do you get so upset about fanfiction of fanfiction?

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>>43003907
Man, you're so bent out of shape it makes Freddie Mercury look straight.

[X] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

>>43003795
It's a very polite way of saying hi. The picture of Yakuza saying that and bowing is extremely funny for some reason.

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>>43003907
>I want to know if some smut written on the side by a collaborating writefag gets to determine major plot developments with absolutely no build-up in the main story

Note what I just did there. I used the quotation feature to re-phrase your question as I personally heard and/or interpreted it.

Then I attached an image which is nominally topical, but also serves to indicate my facial expression, mood and/or personal reaction to your question, as I understood and interpreted it.

Such are the subtleties of communication enabled by the imageboard format. Do you understand my position on this topic yet, or do you require me to elucidate it in words?

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>>43003928
Idaho is the better sister.

[X] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

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>>43003907
Shhhhh. Just... shhhh. No more tears.

>>43003960
Don't you mean F-35s? The F-16 isn't CATOBAR.

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>>43003907
saltfag stop being salty its been a week already drink some fucking water

>>43003907
At this point, I'm fairly certain you're either the most dedicated troll in existence or saltier than the dead sea

>>43003915
Sammy is more the combat knife brawler type rather than the rifleman type.

>>43003960
>fighter jets
>on carriers meant for turboprops
Do you not see the problems here? Like the fact the decks aren't long enough and are made of wood? Or that they lack catapults?

>>43003907

Serious question: Are you autistic? You aren't picking up on the many, many subtle social cues that are being thrown around.

>>43003907
Watch out for planefag!
/qtg/ public enemy number one!
He is the main one responsible for...

[X] SWQ
[X] KCQ
[X] SuWQ
[X] SW89
[X] TW89
[X] PJW89
[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS
[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting
[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014, 2015
[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/
[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests
[X] Having "fun"
[X] Anonkun's white color scheme
[X] Encouraging GermanSchteel to write his shittier "fixed" SWQ:Galia
[X] Numerous false-flagging operations
[X] /qtg/ trolling
[X] Trolling Taleanon
[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection
[X] Bullying EGO
[X] Bullying AzureNyan
[X] Bullying planefag
[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/
[X] Gyoji imoutospamming
[X] Fluff
[X] NTR in Psion quest
[X] Hexer's slow pace
[X] Making Merlin lewd
[X] Never delivering Keine lewds
[X] Arizona lewds
[X] Deculture's delays
[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon
[X] Successful assassination of Kota
[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines
[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress
[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases
[X] Diaz
[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing
[X] Zoe Quinn and Five Guys
[X] Pushing to ban lolis in Japan
[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se
[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever
[X] Created Kamigawa
[X] Banned Golgari Grave Troll and Dread Return from Modern
[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games
[X] Fetches in Modern
[X] Leads the IRC Cabal
[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest
[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)
[X] Made the Hugbox
[X] Killing SWQ
[X] Not Killing SWQ
[X] Space Battles invasion of /tg/
[X] /tg/ invasion of Space Battles
[X] Never writing AWiY, ever
[X] Anti-skubbers
[X] "That”

His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!
However, you can stop him. Spread this list!

>>43003969

Good enough, she knows when to listen to her adopted big brother.

Do wonder what other things she might try to poach though to get an edge.

>>43004043

True, guess she needs some specialty iron knuckles or something.

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>>43004007
The ride never ends PF. NEVERRRRRRRRRR

>[ ] You can afford to be late - it's time to see Goto about the whole Shigure incident and get your strategy straight before shit really hits the fan on that account.

>>43004065
I think he orchestrated the attack on Truk, too.

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>>43004007
bravo

>>43004065

That's an impressive list I have to say.

>>43004065
Dont forget he killed Archive.moe too.

>>43004057
>>43004015
"Admiral? What are we supposed to do with these?" Hornet asked.

"Do your, you know" Settle waved his hands vaguely. "Shipgirl thing."

>>43004065
>Not updating it for KCQ

Dude. What. You're missing out so much potential.

Why would you repost the list without cleaning it up? Like, half of those aren't even relevant anymore.

>>43004090
No that was his grand uncle

>>43004090

Why not blame the attack on Pearl on him, while you're at it?

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>>43004057
We can upgrade Shoukaku for jets!

>>43003875
beyond fedora tip m'lady
almost equivalent to cavalier hat sweep enchanté
they sound like huge dorks

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>>43004065
Wow that brings me back to the days of BOUNCE...

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>>43004090
>>43004065
I bet the army did this.

>>43003907
Man you need to relax. It was published in an /unlisted/ pastebin. It was a one shot. Where as all other canon and semi canon write-ups have been pasted in listed pastebins and have been more than just one thing.

[ ] Wainwright texted you three times asking to see you in person during lunch - that takes priority.

>>43004007
So in other words
>I have no idea why ANYBODY thought that writeup was canon, but I couldn't just stop the self-stirring shotstorm from that assumption

>>43004090
Fuck, it's barely under character limit as it is. All right, I'll see what I can cut.

>>43004116
I'M WORKING ON IT, SHIT

>>43004065
You forgot
[x] Making Yoshika actually interesting
[x] Making Fubuki actually interesting
[x] Nuking pillowforts

>>43004156
You also forgot
>And it assumed me

>>43004163
Replacing the [x] with a single char would do wonders

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>>43003781
>[X] Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.

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>>43004079
>this goddamn picture

ahahah wow

>>43004065

I also banned You Wake Up In Gensokyo from /jp/ all those years ago!

>>43004059

We're figuring it out through a process of elimination - ever more obvious hints ending with flat-out explanations if its needed. This is an equal-opportunity quest, fat free and not tested on animals!

>>43004111

Alas, its archive of shitposts was too much for its frail servers to contain. It died of awesome, of a soul on fire.

>>43004122

Well seems crix nailed it then

>>43004156

You know there's a law in detroit against tying your pet alligator to a fire hydrant? It's not a law anyone would actually think you'd need, and if someone approached you requesting it, you'd demand to see the actual alligator tied to an actual hydrant before you bother with the paperwork, you know?

VOTES CALLED

>>43004065
[x]not lewding shokakau
[x]making naka interesting

>>43004065
You forgot
[x] Route locking good anons with Minna rather than Trude.
[x] Giving people a reason to watch the Strike Witches anime.
[x] Not paying his debnts.

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>>43004111
>archive.moe died
FUCK

>>43004202
>Fat free

HAHAHAHAHAHA. oh god, that's fucking comedy gold right the fuck there.

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>>43003781
>Answer the call of duty - an extended meeting over the outcome of the Bonin Islands is scheduled to start in a few minutes. You should probably be there.
>text Goto about Shigure and text Wainright you'll see him after too
Welp, time for work. Vote well, queers

>>43004226
afaik 4plebs has their files and is working on getting it set up again or something.

>>43003942
Ninja'd by planefag himself. I like that twist he put in, sometimes there really is a neat and perfectly harmless little event in life.
Anyway.
[X] Answer the call of duty.
My phone refuses to copy paste stuff but in general we have certain responsibilities as an Admiral. So far Settle has been characterised as serious and professional where it counts and I'd like to continue that trend.

Speakjng of to whomever wrote that Arilewds, the whole Dwarf Fortress thing isn't a thing I can see Settle enjoy, why did you pick that game?

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>>43004226

desuarchive and 4plebs are both inheriting moe's database. 4plebs is adding a board moe used to archive that they don't and desuarchive has already added a few.

>>43004230

as we can see here, the quest is unfortunately high-sodium as well.

"CALL OF DUTY" wins the vote! Writing~

>>43004065
>[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/
I miss that, even if it did go down in quality near the end.

>>43004257
Becausr planefag has been playing it and talking about his dorfs in the irc

>>43004271

Quiet, fats. Back to fuckin work.

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>>43004202
Wait. When the fuck did moe die?

>>43004079
>pic
kek

>>43004323
Recently.

>>43004323
couple days ago

>>43004202
>not tested on animals!
Fucking hippie.

>>43004137
Maybe this anon >>43003907 has 'Nam flashbacks of the writefag shitstorm that happened over in MGNQ? That's my guess.

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>>43004257
>Speakjng of to whomever wrote that Arilewds, the whole Dwarf Fortress thing isn't a thing I can see Settle enjoy, why did you pick that game?

Because dorfs shares a similar trajectory to being a ship captain.

Stage One: You don't know what the fuck is going on and half the time you're just pissed off by your inability to get the stupid little fucking men swarming through the anthill to do what you want them to do.

Stage Two: You start to realize how much detail and verisimilitude is embedded in these creatures; how varied and different they are, their strengths and weaknesses, likes and dislikes. They come alive to you, and engender feelings of fondness and fatherly love in you.

Stage Three: Despite your best efforts to help them, they cannot be helped. They cannot help but fuck up, they cannot help but leap into deep water to drown themselves, they cannot help but fuck up something as simple as putting on their socks before their shoes, despite their ability to crank out masterwork weapons and armor the envy of any civilization on the planet. Occasionally one of them will be struck by absolute brilliance and sequester themselves in a compartment for a while - they sometimes emerge with a game-changing work of sublime genius, but just as often its something fucking retarded like a legendary jewel-studded thong. You begin to hate them.

Stage Four: You realize that they are all permutations of one another, with their alleged individual traits mere subservient details to their overwhelming need for alcohol and food. To them you are merely the faucet which controls the accessibility of booze and whores. They turn to refill their waterskin - you forbid all the alcohol and dedesignate the water zones. They turn to sleep - you lock the doors. Let them sleep on the floor, or standing up for all you care - when the goblins come knocking they'll wake up fast enough. They've got a job to do and by god they're going to fucking do it. TO HELL WITH THEM ALL.

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>>43004395

STOP SHITPOSTING AND START SHIPPOSTING

>>43004395
>Occasionally one of them will be struck by absolute brilliance and sequester themselves in a compartment for a while - they sometimes emerge with a game-changing work of sublime genius, but just as often its something fucking retarded like a legendary jewel-studded thong. You begin to hate them.

So, fuckin, which fuckin one of these things was my bit, huh?

Do I need to fuckin seize a destroyer to make some artifact fuckin armor, here?

>>43004426
how lewd

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>>43004395
>mfw this equally applies to quests

>>43004426
>stripping a destroyer to wear little girl's clothes
I didn't know you were into that, Hate.

>>43004426
I don't care how strong you are Hate, you won't be able to walk if you cover yourself in 300 kilos of 38mm thick Class A armor.

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>>43004395
sounds like you've been having !!FUN!!

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>>43004405

>>43004463
Nah. That's just because you are shit and hate running quests.

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>>43004426
>>43004448
>>43004453
>>43004465


RUN WILLIE, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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>>43004426
Stop channeling Nagamon. Text reads: But man, really, destroyers nowadays are amazing. Simply the best.

>>43004426

How bout working with she whom shall not be named, to determine if the clothing on the ship sluts provides the same protection as the actual armor?

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>>43004426

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>>43004426
LEWD

>>43004485
Oh GOD poor Tenryuu!

>>43004502
clearly you have never encounter the Akizuki class and some of the Kagerou class

>>43004490
>art

WAT

WAT

MY HEART

>>43003907
>I want to know if this is a quest I can enjoy or if some asshole who like to ruin stories is going to change things
>>43004059
>Serious question: Are you autistic? You aren't picking up on the many, many subtle social cues that are being thrown around.

Same thought here. The first few posts looked like bait or trolling, but then that one -- well, it still looks like bait!

But, with that reply, just for a minute he reminded me of those types of clueless idiots in a quest that can't seem to get a hint and get massively ass-pained over some trivial comment the QM or GM makes. The type of annoying guy who IS genuinely serious because they take things too seriously AND can get easily wound-up by a random remark.


The resemblance was uncanny -- which I guess just marks him as a pretty good troll, to be able to mimic that type of poster! 9/10.

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>>43004395
>a legendary jewel-studded thong
Were can I purchase one of these?

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>>43004502
But that's wrong. Meet the Poorfag class

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>>43004537
chuuniboat needs lots of corrective bullying

>>43004501
It doesn't. Clothing on a shipslut is just that; clothing.

They could go to battle naked, and it wouldn't impact the physical protection offered.

>>43004592

Get with me after this, I got a source on the inside.

>>43004490
Huh, Willie's got a decent rack for a destroyer.

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>>43004547
>>43004600
True, I can't help but sexualize Teruzuki, but she's different.

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>>43004604
We do, however, come back clothed.

And none of us know why the hell.

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>>43004601
>chuuniboat

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DDs are sexual

>>43004601
Tatsuta is love
Tatsuta is death

>>43004639
It probably have something to do with how you crew saw you.

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>>43004426

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>>43004626
Not all destroyers are flat...I'm lookin' at you, Hamakaze.

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>>43004489
That's harsh, man.

>>43004649
MPs, over here!

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>>43004649
Yo dawg
I heard you like destroyers
So I put a DD into a DD

>>43004639

actually this begs the question.

Do shipsloop clothes regenerate after a while or are they just regular old clothes that are replaced if they get fucked by abyssal shells?

>>43004626
Fletchers were really big for DD's.

Something about having to cross 8,000 miles of ocean.

>>43004673
But true.

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>>43004655
I'm named after a river. I was painted same as every other ship.

How in the hell does that wind up "backup singer/road traffic guidance object?"

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>>43004601

We have procedures for this.

I'm kind of worried about what Shoukaku may be planning. She hasn't been seen or mentioned for a few threads.

>>43004682


Fuck. Shit.

Another question added to the pile, right next to "how do the NBEs 'resupply'?"

STOP GIVING THE ALPHABET-SOUP BOYS IDEAS.

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>>43004682
It is a mystery

>>43004725
We had breakfast with her this morning

>>43004725
she's preparing her man killer outfit

>>43004725
I bet she's hitting Pearl Harbor again.

>>43004673
>>43004697
i like endless sky tho

>>43004663

Ha-ha look. Look guys. a dog joke. HOW FUCKIN ORIGINAL AMIRITE?

>>43004705
It doesn't. However, "lead singer/road traffic guidance object" makes far too much sense for me to even attempt to explain it.

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>>43004728
Well you COULD just ask us.

...I mean, me, personally, I'm not going to tell you, because I'm allowed some joy in this fleeting new life of mine.

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>>43004713
This is oddly lewd...

>>43004639

To make being accepted easier. Just think of the first boat to return in the shrine, if she showed up completely naked and did not think anything of it?

Although the choice of clothing is sometimes weird.

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>>43004725
here's a hint

>>43004725
we saw her a hour or two ago

>>43004728
There's no way this hasn't been answered in-universe yet

>>43004728
You've got a pet dog with a little sailor cap you shit.

Slip him a dog treat or two while you take his cap and burn it and see what happens. SCIENCE DOESN'T WAIT FOR BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT.

>>43004705
How the hell did you end up as a girl?

And I was going more for how you look. You were crew by how many Horny sailors?

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>>43004758

>>43004705
It doesn't. However, "lead singer/road traffic guidance object" makes far too much sense for me to ever even try to explain it to you. I mean, if you can't see the connection, you're just dense, girl...

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>>43004747
You mean like USING YAMATO TO KILL BIG BADS?

It's just like my japanese animes.

>>43004744
I'll be honest, I love it to bits, but at least part of why I've stuck with it is because there is literally nothing else AC-related beyond /aceg/

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>>43004725

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>>43004758
... what is she holding?

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>>43004740
Killer outfit you say?

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>>43004751
But Naka, with proper maintenance you'll last forever, unable to leave this fresh hell!

Doesn't that just make you so happy!?

>>43004824
Prostate stimulator.

>>43004758
Is anyone else worried that she's holding a prostate massager?

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>>43004824
Aneros

>>43004751

Well, the last time I tried to feed the higher-ups the truth, they told me to quit 'gundecking' and 'skating' and actually gather intelligence.

So, I opened up a medical dictionary and fed 'em some bullshit straight out of Star Trek.

FFS, those wankers back at the 'Gon still refer to you girls as, no bull, "Non-Biological Entities" with a straight face.

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>>43004839
Oh no.

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Checking your text messages and calendar, you sigh - once again there's too many hotspots and not enough attack lines. But this time the decision is clear. The Bonin Islands changed everything - several times over. As the scope of it washes over you it seems incredible that you never really felt the impact till now, just cruising along on autopilot - but after the successive shocks to the psyche, there was little else you could have done. You doubt Goto or Thomas are doing any better. Those lessons need to be analyzed, diced up and digested as soon as possible, for the abyssals care nothing for human timetables. The health issues of the shipgirls are moot if they never return from battle to begin with.

You break the base's draconian speed limit, going buster for the administrative building. Kitakami, and Arizona bail out there, and Hamp scoots over to drive Ise, Hyuuga and Hate back to the party. You hear Hate's wild war-whoop fade into the distance as Hamp peels out with a screech of rubber.

“I'll wait here,” Kitakami says, taking a seat on the edge of a decorative planter near the flagpoles, her Vita already in her hand.

“You don't have to,” you tell her. “If you have anything else to do-”

She flicks you a Look over the edge of the Vita that says she has fuck-all to do, then goes back to her game in silence. “Be a while?”

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"̨̳͙̩͕̃̐T̵̗͇̺ͮ̋ͅaͧ̿͋̂k̼̯͔ͪ̃͊̃ͯ͋ͅe̒̄ͩͪ̈ͦ̽҉̟̣̮̮͓̬̣ ̞̮̩̓ͣ̂̐̚͝u̥̲̯͕͎͕̎͑̀̽̌̕ͅp̥͖̪̬̭͌ͧ̄ͥ͠ ̹̻̪̗̖̱̀oͤ̿ͬ̔u͈r̞̘̙̭̻̠͑͗ ̝̳̗̹̹̩̞̓̒̈́͗̈́̀q̹ͦͬ̈́͊̆u̲̗̺̙̪̳͗̂ͯ̅͐̒̆͟a͂͐̆ͬ̊͐̋r̗̳̫̪̖͗ͫ̂͌͌̚r̞̺͎̓̑e̯̰̭̊̒͒ͣ̔̎͆͠l̠͔̇ͧ́ͤͭ̒ ̣͕͉̮̱̳͋ͪ̈́͞w̜͖͒͆ͭ̎̾i͉̗̺̘̯̙͋̀͐͒ͫ̌͑͠ͅt̝̯͚͂̓̽̀͐̍h̄̀̊ͦ̐͑̎͏̩̰ ͂ṱ̢̖̞̩̎̒͌͋ĥ̞̙͔ͤ̃͗̀̇ͮ͞ė̱̹̹̑ͅ ̲̥̮̮̹ͪf̙̙͙̮̙̙͚ͩͧ̓ͧͭ̍o̘̭̙͈͖̅̍͆̍ͥ͜e̪͉̞̞̩̍ͣ̆"͚̉͂͒

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYe2KhZI7VE

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>>43004824
Nigga you never seen a prostate massager before? The fuck you doing on 4chan?

>>43004824
... It goes in your BUUUUUTTTTTT...

>>43004859
It's supposed to by twisted when inside as well.

>>43004739
>breakfast
So she's going to make us dinner like the good housewife she is attempting to portray herself as?

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“Most likely?”

“I'll come back, then.”

O-kay, then. Leaving Kitakami to her games (or lack thereof, not that you'd dare such blasphemies aloud near Hate,) you head inside. You're about to knock politely on the conference room door when you turn and find your shadow waiting quietly in your five o'clock position.

“... Arizona?”

The slender girls eyes sink to half-mast. She crosses her arms with solemn languor.

“... I take it the bodyguard job is already filled.”

She doesn't even deign to reply to that one; simply letting her eyelids lower a little more.

[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.
[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

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>>43004825
WHO THE FUCK LET SHOUKAKU USE THE WORMS FROM FATE/ZERO JEEBUZ

>>43004839
Why do you recognize it on sight? Personal experience?

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

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>>43004883
>>43004876
I am not down for this! This is not okay!

>>43004875
Never one like that!

>>43004892
>[x] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

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>>43004827
Hey, that's what crossfire is for.

>>43004849
Better than some of the stuff you catch Harder grumbling.

Did you know I'm apparently a "batter barge," a "dong dinghy," a "testosterone trireme..."

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>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.
Is she really ready? Part of me thinks she still needs time to digest this.

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004932
>I am not down for this! This is not okay!
It is the male g spot.

>>43004892
>[x] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004892
>Peek inside to see if there are any shipgirls in there

>then decide

>>43004935
That might be because you are all these things. Also best girl.

where's kongou dess?

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.
We're here for the AAR of the Battle of Bonin Islands, not here to answer if the Arizona is here.

>>43004892
>Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.
UNLESS Kongou is inside, in which case we bring Ari in

>>43004892
[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.
Unfortunately, Things Are Classified.

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

We've spent enough time without our bodyguard with us. Besides, we trusted her with our CAC card, we can trust her to stick with us in here.

>>43004892
>[X] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

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Lets inspect Shokakus armored belt!

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004935

Wonder where he learned that kinda shit.

Might have to revoke his fucking base internet access.

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

Probably not the best choice, but it seems the more in-character.

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>>43004747

Hey man its alcoholic jokes or "neutered danes reaching for their ancient glory days while their military sits through another lecture on memorizing each fireteam member's preferred pronouns." You're getting off light.

>>43004705
>fucking in my room

Only half joking here, but is Sendai engaging in the wrong kind of night battles, or something? We can get her moved.

>>43004935
He isn't wrong.

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004892
>Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

>>43004963
>>43004970
+1

>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.

Might as well bring her along. Even the Pentagon isn't stupid enough to classify this shit above the level of the shipgirls it directly relates to.
... right?

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>>43004958
That doesn't mean I want somebody shoving things up my rear and twisting!

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

"If you hear bloodcurdling screams of terror and pain, that's your cue to come in." OPSEC is OPSEC, and while Arizona isn't likely to talk (or, well, shitpost with image macros), the US Navy tends to frown on things like "not following basic procedure".

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

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>>43004892
>[ ] Bring her in with you. Everything revealed in the Battle - and everything you said in the CIC - will make the scuttlebutt rounds soon, if they haven't already. Best she hear it from the horses mouth.
She's our on-the-field secretary. Plus she has more brains than us.

>>43004892
>[ ] Ask her to wait outside. It's basic OPSEC, she won't mind - and personally, you don't think it'd be healthy for her to be confronted by the Big Questions that not even you can answer yet. You'd prefer a head start.

>>43004935
>a "testosterone trireme..."
Ooh, that's a nice one. What's next, a "gynoid galleon"?