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You attained leadership on the farm last time, what do?
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>>42883413
Unite with the human farmers and farm animals to reign in a new era of terror and massive agricultural profit with all under the banner of the One True Mother Clucker.
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>>42883453
Very enthusiastic, bump for more votes?
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>>42883413
Yay!
>>42883453
There is no reason to unite, just take your army and conquer all their bases.
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Train the troops! They need to be in peak condition if we want to conquer!
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You train them to do as you say, what do?
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>>42883798
Learn them sweet battle tactics. Horses and cows charge in, with dogs and cats and spiders and shit on their back. Spiders and cats get launched at foes to occupy their face, while dogs cripple them. And that's when we come in, with our motherclucking stick of death.
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>>42883798
This >>42883869 is good plan. Also make a chariot so you can lead your army in battle.
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>>42883413

...why is the chicken hat from MGSV a lego piece?
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I'm finding a chariot, 2 sec
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>>42883957
Because if something exists, there is lego-version of it.
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You have learned them strats, and you've found something that's essentially a farmers chariot. Do you want to roll with it or build a chariot?
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>>42884088
Forgot pic
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>>42883413
>Cluck
CUCK
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C
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>>42884088
>>42884095
We need a bitchin' chariot. But we also need intel on where to strike first.
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>>42884118
I vote pimpin' out the chariot. A spoiler and sick paintjobs and such. Maybe even some speakers.
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>>42884095
It's okay. Just load some barrels with powder and install your pitchfork as spear. So, you ready to attack these dirty farmers or whoever dare to stand on your way.
Is it all yours? Or your son? Or you little brother?
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This was what you were able to make with the resources you had, you could always travel to the city to get more resources though.
>>42884153
Its all mine
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>>42884232
Send a reconnaissance team to gather intel from other farms. Do we have some pigeons at our command or something?
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>>42884232
Mount a full frontal assault to the City, steal the men, rape the jewelry and burn the women!
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>>42884243
We have cats, it's much better. Nobody will shoot a cat I hope so
>>42884255
This. This so much. We need more arms.
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>>42884243
no because Lego decided pigeons were lame, we do have a shitton of owls though
>>42884255
>>42884267
I'm not saying storming the city is a bad idea, but its a bad idea. Perhaps you could recruit men?
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>>42884295
Send the owls!
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>>42884295
The forest has animals. Big, strong animals. Recruit them and then mount the assault
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the owls have spotted numerous police vehicles in the city, but they have heard rumors about the pizzeria being a safe house for the criminals
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>>42884380
Forgot pic again
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>>42884380
>>42884385
Lucky, our chariot have stealth color, so we can safely ride to pizzeria without police noticing us.
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>>42884385
>Go in with legion of animals
>Order pizza
>Eat pizza
>"That will be 10,99$"
>Don't pay
>Get out pitchfork
>Establish dominance
>This is my pizzeria now
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You're sure that no one has seen you
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Hold on....Is that chicken's head just a skeleton head backwards?

Oh and this very much>>42884457
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>>42884494
Fuck
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>>42884497
we skelly nao?
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>>42884504
Fuck, let them see. Let them see our glory!
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>>42884504
Turn to them, cluck mightily and continue your journey
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>>42884497
Its a completely white head
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>>42884504
I spotted hot chick there! You should seduce her with your mighty clucking.
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"So are you doing something tonight?"
I guess that's it for today. See you next weekend tg.
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>>42884612
>next weekend
That makes me sad.
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>>42884644
Sorry mate, but I'm very busy most of the time.
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>>42884497
>Hold on....Is that chicken's head just a skeleton head backwards?

Lego makes the minifig head piece in all sorts of unprinted colors these days. I have one that's the same transparent neon color as an OTC.



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