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“Why not?” Hamp replies. “You heard the girls. My planes don't have *offensive capability.*” He begins slaloming around the crates as hard-hatted dockworkers scream and dive left and right.

“But if we're arresting those dogs,” Kitakami points out, “then where are we gonna put them?”

“Oh god *dammit,*” Hamp snarls as a rough-terrain forklift looms from a side-street, blocking the entrance to the main road from the loading docks. “You just have ALL the comebacks, don't you?” He wrenches the wheel violently and the jeep climbs the angled concrete divider seperating one loading dock from the next like a ramp, the machine's brush-plate protecting the axle as it slides precariously up. Hamp shifts his weight to one side to keep the balance until the front tires manage to catch the concrete lip, and then he's spinning the wheel left and right, somehow walking the goddamn Jeep sideways through a loading door. You're about to scream for him to aboard when you see that the muntiions building must be the one opposite; this is a large, open warehouse for large-scale fabrication. Hamp floors the throttle and ratchets the jeep into third as he goes weaving through the many obstructions. Before him looms a huge, squarish structure - it looks like a new section of superstructure being built for a chop-and-extend job, sans the actual hull below the waterline. Japanese dockworkers go scrambling away in a swarm of bobbing hardhats as Hamp drifts the jeep around a steel support pillar to clear a tricky angle between a massive marine diesel motor still dripping packing grease and what looks like a damaged deck crane.

FIRST POST

Denying Navyfag his First!

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>>42874535
SPOOKY, SCARY SHIIIIP-SLUTS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE!

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“WHAT ARE YOU TYRING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” Ise squeals as she clings for dear life against centrifugal forces.

“JUST TRYING TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE PT BOATS, MISS!” Hamp replies as he finally finds a clear lane - the spaces on each side of the big hull section, left open for transport and access. “HI HO SILVER - AWAAAAAAY!” The tires screech as he floors it down the straightaway. You have a brief glimpse of someone in a dress similar to Akagi's toppling into the superstructure section as if fainting, and then there's the WHUMP and crunch of splintering scaffolding. You emerge into glorious daylight again with a Japanese contractor riding the hood, his face pressed against the windshield. He picks you out to make eye contact with past Arizona's side - considering his other options, you can't blame him. Between his grizzled stubble, youth, and yakuza tattoo exposed by a stained tank-top you peg him as a welder, a rough-and-tumble kind, but right now his eyes seek only reassurance that this all makes some sort of sense, somehow. You shrug your shoulders and give him a sad shake of the head, sharing a moment of true empathy for this poor bastard. If he only knew. If he only *knew.* “Hamp?”

“Yeah? Kind busy here.”

You point to the man squashed against the windshield.

Hamp glances over and presses the quick-wash button, spraying the dockworker down and whapping his face with the wiper blades.

“HAMP!”

“FINE!” With a long, deliberate squeal of the brakes Hamp accelerates with precision. Inertia slides the poor man further down the hood, his confused eyes turning to track your sympathetic face as his cheek squeaks down the wet glass like a squeegee. At last Hamp slams on the e-brake, the worker's remaining inertia just enough to deposit him on the grassy shoulder next to the narrow access road. “THERE!” He takes off again with a loud squeal.

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“Sitrep,” Hamp says confidently. “Seems they've entered a building.”

“Shit,” Hate snaps. “It's gonna be hell getting them out of there. Where are they?”

“A... big building? Some kind of billboard on the front with letters?”

You rub your head. “Fuck. What's over there, Hate?”

“Afloat Training Group?” Hate guesses. “Or most of their classrooms and-”

“The theater,” you reply.

“Fuck.”

“Ayep.”

Hamp brings the Jeep to a stop outside the base's movie theater; the best place to watch movies you got on DVD-R in an envelope from home three months ago during port call in Signapore. You all disembark without trouble (aside from Hate's exaggerated eyewaggle as Arizona decamps from your lap) and stand before the glass doors, unsure what to do next. Just above the marquee sign you see the many wee floatplanes holding a stable orbit.

“Got your woooden leg?” Hate asks as he hands you your cane.

“Didn't know you liked ebony,” you reply as you accept it.

“I bought it for you.”

“Right before you did everything possible to make me beat you with it, or break it off in your ass,” you point out. “Just get it off your chest, Hate.”

“Okay,” he says, thumping his ribs and clearing his throat. “Dear Skipper - go climb a wall of dicks.”

“So I can unfurl your mainsail?”

“Run backwards through a FIELD of dicks.”

“So you want to run to meet me in a verdant field,” you say, “except backwards to meet my meat.”

“What are they talking about?” Ise asks.

“I think it's an analogy,” Hyuuga whispers back, a decibel or two over what anyone would consider a stage whisper.

“About what?”

“I'll know when they mention the four seasons.”

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Kitakami rolls her eyes at the amateurs, confident in her original diagnosis as she leads the way, pushing through the glass doors into the lovely A/C of the theater. You duck into two small theaters and find nothing, then converge on the big one.

“What's showing in there?” Ise wonders.

“SHARP,” Hate mutters. “Always with the fucking SHARP.” He slips through the double doors first.

The theater is filled with the unmistakable rustling of bored young men shifting around a lot; and the show on-screen is indeed SHARP. You begin scanning the dark room, searching for your culprits, when a familiar voice draws your eyes back to the screen in a snap.

“Going somewhere, sailor?” You gape at the screen as Naka gazes out at you, her dark eyes limpid and clear with affection, lips pursed ever so slightly in silent promise. She crosses her legs sloooowly, letting her black stockings fwwwwip over each other with sensuous promise.

The room itself is struck dumb - not a chair squeaks, vent rattles or occupant breathes.

On-screen Naka leans back ever-so-slightly, arching her back just enough to make the hoisting of her modest breasts evident under the orange uniform. Her lidded eyes lower duskily as the tip of her tongue moistens her lips. “C'mere, hon. Let's see if you're better than your sister.”

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>>42874552
FIRST FOR FAIRIES FIRST TO FIGHT!

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The video freezes, showcasing the insane giggly grin in the act of exploding across Naka's face for a heartbeat before the title text comes zooming in with an effect worthy of 90s editing software: “SEXUAL HARRASMENT AND RAPE PREVENTION: FOR PERSONNEL NEAR OR AROUND SHIPGIRLS.”

To its credit, it's the first SHARP video you've ever seen that actually snagged a room's attention for even this long. Everyone in the theater stands stock-still, holding their breath.

“Shipgirls are miracles, returned from the deeps to serve our nations and peoples once more,” the Announcer Guy voice intoned. “But they are also individuals who are struggling to adjust to modern society.” An image of Akagi and Shoukaku flash on screen, wearing their old-fahsioned clothing and drawing their old-fashioned bows in the old-fashioned style, then cuts to an image of them both exploring the claw-catcher machine inside the entrance of the main PX as Akagi pokes the joystick curiously. “Many of them have old-fashioned social mores - such as young, unmarried women being privileged to not suffer the attention of single males talking to her without the permission - and presence - of her family. The traditional punishment for breaking this taboo was an unusually swift NJP.” The video cuts to Shoukaku making plaintive gestures as Zuikaku chases an unknown marine around a room with a bokken in her hands and wild glee in her eyes. “Others are less reserved.” The camera cuts to -

- you blink, and rub your eyes. It appears to be a stripper in shipgirl-themed outfit wearing high-heels styled as rudders. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder and waves at the camera.

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“But don't be fooled - they're warships, not oilers! Dip your wick in that and you might never get it back!” The girl on-screen is sliding a carrot into her mouth wetly. She seems to pause, glances aside at something off-frame, and promptly bites the carrot off and gives the camera a 'scary look.' “Keep the following in mind whenever you are around, or working with shipgirls:-”

Hate nudges your elbow, and points past the very bottom row. With your eyes adjusting to the dark interior, you can just make out five tiny heads in the glow of the big screen, their noses tracking to and fro as they watch the video intently.

Got'em.

“Ise, Hyuuga,” you say quietly. “Pop outside and circle around to cover the rear emergency exit doors.”

“How will we know which ones they are?” Ise asks.

“They probably say 'exit' over them,” Hyuuga points out.

“But they'll be in English!” Ise objects.

You hear Hyuuga take in a breath before thinking better of it. She simply takes her sibling by the wrist and leads her outside to execute a flanking maneuver.

“Okay,” you whisper. “Hamp, Kitakami, slide the right wall. Hate, you're with me on the left. Arizona, hang back and cover the entrance. Slow and easy, now.”

Hamp and Kitakami slink away in the gloom as you and Hate start down the steps slowly.

“Slide the wall?” Hate whispers. “Have you *ever* gotten laid?”

“Says the guy who got the reference.”

A few sailors near the edge turn to see who's talking, spot your conspicuous white jacket and cover and quickly regain interest in the screen again.

>>42874619
>She is a miracle returned from the deep to fight in battle
>She is not your waifu!

I know there's a reaction image of this somewhere but I don't have it.

>>42874619
>It appears to be a stripper in shipgirl-themed outfit wearing high-heels styled as rudders. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder and waves at the camera.
Why are Germans boats so lewd?

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>a stripper in shipgirl-themed outfit

>>42874647
it's not a german boat, but everyone's favorite stripper loli.

>>42874650

That motherfucker is a legend, and needs to be fucking proud. He's doing gods work.

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>>42874535
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest

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“Just because you watch anime doesn't mean you wallpaper your room with Evangelion posters, asshole. How the hell do you have everyone gunning for your dick?”

“You might *think* that destroyer girl looks innocent and adorable,” the Announcer Voice intones seriously as Akatsuiki appears on-screen, striking her patented Cool Lady pose. “But it's the shipgirl you *don't* see that will get you!” The screen pulls back to show two submarine girls in their bathing suits popping out of the bushes with horse masks on. The screen flickers, and they're maskless, their smoldering eyes sizing up the camera - or the man behind it - as knowing, satisfied smiles grow on their lips. A frame later, the masks are back on. “They are clever girls, built and trained for offensive operations - the difference between a 1940s warship and a 2020s warfighter means nothing to them!”

You jab a finger at the screen a few times.

Hate rolls his eyes, still crouch-walking down the stairs behind you.

“Keep the following in mind,” the Voice continues. “Always keep high situational awareness of your personal space, workplace and battlespace when in Shipgirl Operating Zones! Use the Buddy System. Never be without your Emergency Alert Whistle!”

>>42874677
He's finally been unbanned from tournaments
It begins

>>42874647
The only blonde German shipgirl is Bismarck and she isn't dressed like a stripper.

>>42874697
>Rape whistle
AHAHAHAHA

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You turn back to Hate and jerk a thumb at the screen as you tilt your head quizzically. He nods, his disconcerted expression clear in the screen's glow as he verifies that this is, in fact, happening. At the base of the screen, you see five little pairs of triangular ears tracking to and fro as the dogs watch the video intently.

“All enlisted personnel regularly serving in Shipgirl Operating Zones are required to carry a sidearm at all times.” A murmur of grumbly anger drifts through the room. “Authorized firearms are M4 carbines, M9 pistols-” a susurration of relieved sighs - “and personal firearms as authorized by your Armory Chief.” The video cuts to a grizzled looking Chief opening a box, lighting his weathered mug in a reflected golden sheen. His face does a passable imitation of the sea as a nasty squall is forming.
“Specialty frangible ammunition will be issued to you which functions as non-lethal rounds against shipgirls and level II body armor. Loading *any other* kind of ammunition is strictly prohibited.” A quiet chuckle goes through the room. “Regular inspections of personnel arms will be carried out to ensure compliance.” A bigger chuckle, almost laughter. “Violators will be immediately re-assigned to Twenty-Nine Palms for the duration of their obligation.” The chuckles stop. “Personnel must qualify as 'Expert' in their selected sidearm before allowed to work regularly in Shipgirl Operating Zones, or be assigned to work details with at least three other qualified and carrying personnel.”

>>42874568
Fucking Savannah Hunter

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>>42874697
Even in Yokosuka, R.A.P.E.!!!

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>>42874697
>Emergency Alert Whistle
my side torsos

>>42874697
> Emergency Alert Whistle
THE RAPE WHISTLE DOES NOTHING!
>>42874707
Do you even Prinz Eugen?

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>>42874697
>Emergency Alert Whistle!”

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You ease down the last few steps - you can actually see the corgi's outlines now, plopped on their haunches, noses in the air as they watch intently. On the other side of the room, you see Hamp and Kitakami creeping up, well-hidden by their darker attire. You hold up your fist in a “stop” signal, then glance over your shoulder at Hate before holding up one finger and flicking a fingergun forward in a “go” signal.

He gives you a long, sad look, then shakes his head slowly.

You grab the lapel of his ACU's and pull him forward, then shove him towards the Corgis. This translates well enough - he takes point as you try to crouchwalk behind him, mindful of your white uniform.

“-attempt to intervene in anything you might classify as barracks rough-housing,” the voice is saying, the screen cutting to a shot of Tatsuta with Tenryuu in a headlock, calmly giving her a noogie as Tenryuu flails and struggles helplessly. A big red X begins blinking over the image. “ONLY act if a human life is in immediate physical danger.” The screen switches to a shot of Goto atop a flag pole outside the administration building, stuck like a treed bear. He begins to sink, and the camera pulls back to show Kongou industriously bending the aluminum flagpole in half around head-height. A big green check-mark starts flashing over the image. “The only exception is destroyer-class shipgirls in danger of immediate physical or mental harm. Do NOT attempt open-hand restraint techniques in situations like these.” The camera cuts to a shot of Shigure in her tree, clearly filmed without her knowledge. One slender arm's wrapped around the trunk while the other wipes at her eyes miserably, her mouth wavy, but glued shut. Below is Iku, looking around with a puzzled and slightly crestfallen expression.

>>42874732
That's... huh.

>>42874764
>strawberry
I dunno do you? She's a redhead mate.

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>>42874697
>rape whistle
my fucking sides

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The corgis immediately stiffen, hopping up on their feet, low growls starting in their throats.

“Follow the quick-response checklist,” the Voice drones on. “One. Issue verbal cease-and-desist commands in a loud, clear voice and fire warning shots in the air to attract help. Two. Radio for immediate backup. Three-”

The corgis go *apeshit,* leaping off the floor as they erupt into loud, furious barking, their furry little bodies springing clear over the heads of the sailors in the front row. Hamp is in mid-air when his quarry leaps clear over him. He lands with an OOF and the dog lands upon his back before leaping airborne again, his little Outfit still manifested and already spraying miniscule .50 cal and 40mm shells at the screen. The tinny sound of the guns firing is drowned out by supersonic cracks of full-sized shells punching through the screen and slamming into the theater's outer brick wall behind.

That's about when all hell breaks loose. The theater erupts in shouts, bellows and a few decidedly unmanly shrieks as a hundred sailors try to spring out of their seats at the same time. You charge in after Hate in a desperate bid to snag the little bastards out of the air, but with their Outfits manifested their mass is significant; you snag one's collar only to feel the cheap plastic clasp snap as it bolts past you; it felt like trying to stop a 12-pound bowling ball with a loop of string. The corgis hit the emergency doors like little cannonballs, punching small, neat dog-shaped holes in them as they smash clean through. You and Hate hit the door at the same time, your combined weight defeating the warped frame and spilling you out into the alleyway. The corgis are staring at the rear wall of the theater, as if baffled that Shigure isn't emerging from it.

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>>42874774
>Goto atop a flag pole outside the administration building, stuck like a treed bear. He begins to sink, and the camera pulls back to show Kongou industriously bending the aluminum flagpole in half around head-height. A big green check-mark starts flashing over the image

I have arrived!

So, SHARP video, huh?

And let's hope that Demetrious is well-rested.

... Who am I kidding?

>>42874732

Speaking of, I'm thinking of switching to a custom. Fucking, 12 gauge, cut down to fit on a drop leg. Load it with double aught buck, should be fucking fine.

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>>42874803
Nope, she's as blond as Bizmark.

>>42874820
>Issue verbal cease-and-desist commands in a loud, clear voice and fire warning shots in the air to attract help
>Fire your pistol into the air and shout
I'm dying

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“YOU!” comes Ise's voice ringing down the brick walls of the alley. “SURRENDER, YANKEE DOGS!”

The five corgis turn to see Ise standing wide, blocking the narrow exit to the street. She thrusts her hand forth as her Outfit shimmers into being about her in a haze of purple light, her eyes aglow with determination. “It's over, mongrels! Against the finest of the Fuso class, in this narrow shooting gallery you have no chaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-” she shrieks as the corgis *blur* towards her, their snarly little replies magnified tenfold by the echos. You and Hate are already on your feet, Hamp and Kitakami right behind you.

Ise manages to get halfway to the exit before the corgis launch their fish, the little projectiles hitting the asphalt with loud CLANGS, skittering and sliding around uselessly. Ise manages to trip in a pothole just short of the street, going down on her considerable bosom with a thud as the corgis steamroll right over her and into the street.

“DOUBLETIME,” Hate yells raggedly, encouraging you to hop right over Ise as you strain to keep eyes on the dogs. They hook south, cross the main road and angle straight for the docks, sprinting down the closest pier. If they reach open water you might never catch them.

Hate is pulling ahead, his legs pumping in short, quick steps as he sprints like an athlete, easily outdistancing you and your gimp leg. He's just about to latch onto the tail of tail-end-charlie when the dogs buttonhook after their squadron leader. Hate leans into a hasty turn, but the dogs manage to keep a hairs breadth ahead of them as they make a perfect line turn and bolt for the only available escape - a gangplank. The man on deck has enough time to yelp before the dogs hit him like a freight train, bowling him over with the impact. He's just flailing his way upright when Hate charges over him, flattening him to the deckplates again.

From within the ship, an alarm starts hooting.

>>42874844
It seems indeed that they got their SHARP instructions from our good pilot Young.

>>42874820
>fire warning shots in the air to attract help
AHAHAHAHA

>all hell breaks loose
OHHHHSSHHIIIII---

>>42874838
She's got red in her hair, bisquick doesn't. She ain't a real blonde.

>The whistle's what set them off
Oh, damn

>>42874851
... Things are distinctly less than optimal.

>>42874774

>ACUs

Implying I'd ever fucking wear that copycat puke and babyshit green Army fucking failure at camoflague. The fuck is wrong with you, fuck.

>>42874881
No shigugu in the tree is what set them off.

>>42874900
What do they have against her, I wonder?

>>42874900
That's what put them on edge, and the step 3 is the rape whistle which set them off

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>>42874851
>Ise
>Fuso class

Pretty sure Ise was Ise class??

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[ ] Now we got'em - slip the moorings and park that boat somewhere the dogs can't possibly escape from!

[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

[ ] Write-in?

>>42874851
>gangplank
>ship alarms
Fuck, what ship is this?
Is it USN or JMSDF?
Is it from the 7th Fleet?
How much shit are we going to be in with Admiral Thomas?

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>>42874732

>Twenty-Nine Palms

You monsters! Nobody should be assigned to the hellhole that is the desert north of Berdoo!

>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>>42874929
>[x] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!
Why do I have the feeling that we just went up the gang-plank to a fucking aircraft carrier.
>>42874920
I think that they are the PT boats that attacked shigure back during WW2.

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>>42874929
>Slip moorings
>Radio Sammy to haul ass over here, pronto. We might need a psycho to beat five psychos.

>>42874920
Probably the same ones that harassed her after Suriago

>>42874920
those are the PT boats from sugurio strait and trying to finish the job they started there and sink shigure

>>42874929
>[ ] Write-in?
Identify the ship.
Order Hate and Hampton to continue to pursue the dogs, we will contact whoever is at the bridge and have them make an announcement in order to keep the human crew from making things worse. The other shipgirls will guard us and the gangplank.

>>42874920
It's extremely likely that they're the ones who killed her the first time around
>>42874923
Yeah, though they were based on the Fuso I think
>>42874929
They're fucking boats they aren't gonna be stranded on another boat.
Additionally, we just learned that all the fuckers posted here are armed.
>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!
While shouting for whoever the hell's on this boat to stop the damn dogs.
Also identify the boat

>>42874923

Technically, no - Ise and Hyuuga were the third and fourth ships of the Fuso class. In effect, so many flaws discovered in the first two ships were corrected that Ise and Hyuuga were really their own class. Still, kinship wise, and in name, Ise and Hyuuga consider themselves "Fusos," and would never insult their beloved sempais by implying that their elders are inferior. It's a Japanese thing.

Unfortunately for Ise, she doesn't know why the Corgis went after Shigure - they were boats from Surigao Strait. So a Fuso-class lookalike in an alleyway... yeaaaah.

>>42874923
They're related to the Fuso class IIRC, just not that closely.

>>42874929
>[x] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

Not sure how well the boattrap will work.

>>42874929
[X] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

I would rather not lose them, even if isolating them might be possible.

>>42874974
>>42874985
Hate to tell you guys, but it's spelled Surigao.

>>42874968
>slip moorings
>when the dogs are boats
Are you even thinking things through?
They're fucking boats, why would you expect putting them out in the water would contain them at all?

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>>42874929
>[ ] Now we got'em - slip the moorings and park that boat somewhere the dogs can't possibly escape from!
you cant strand a boat in water

>>42874997
you clever bastard, I thought that sounded familiar.

>[X] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>>42874929
>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>>42874929
>[x] SOME time to lose - MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A SHIPLOAD OF KABOOM BEFORE WE START SHIT

>>42874677
I met that the guy once. He seemed to be an alright fellow. I think he shows up at the Star City Games tourneys once in awhile.
>>42874820
>fire warning shots in the air to attract help
MY SIDES!
>>42874929
>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

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>>42874929
>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

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>>42874929

[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

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Daily reminder that Abyssification is contagious. Hate might be fishing one afternoon and suddenly he might reel something not quite a fish.

Worse if the fish your eating was underway to abyssifying.

>>42874929
>[x] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

Get sammy in to coral these assholes

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On an unrelated note, I was looking back through some old threads for something and I noticed something.

You know how we talked about Settle's survivor complex last week? How he can't help but put his weak-ass body as a shield in front of the ships, from Arizona to Kaga and Akagi to Shigure?
We actually have managed to vote against shielding a shipgirl once before, when the air raid started.

>>42874707
Prinz. Best girl. Motherfucker.

>>42874929
>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>[ ] Write-in?
Shout to the man on deck, "Sound general quarters for intruder alert, five PT corgis!" And then realize just how insane you sound.

I'm still the faggit that wrote about Warspite. I can post the link again if you like. I just figured it was rude to claim a rank when the Navy wouldn't have me if you paid them with a new carrier!
>>42874929
[x] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!
Slipping the moorings is the dumbest of ideas. Odds are, they'll all jump off the far side anyway, but there's at least a CHANCE this way... God, there's no way they're getting rounded up without gunplay, is there?

>Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>42875003
I spell it like it sounds, like the dirty yank I am.

>>42874929
[X] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>>42874851
>Ise manages to get halfway to the exit before the corgis launch their fish, the little projectiles hitting the asphalt with loud CLANGS, skittering and sliding around uselessly.
Oh god! Live ordinance out in the open!

>>42874875
Strawberry blonde is still blonde.

>>42875084
She's the only CA I want, but lol event only. Based no pants.

BREAKING NEWS Never before seen footage of returned British PT boats! Only on Anon Jazeera!

http://imgur.com/gallery/fu0tfY9

>>42875149
>Oh god! Live ordinance out in the open!
Yeah, we need to make sure to follow up on that if nobody else does

>>42875162
this amused me more than it should have

>>42875162
But pugs aren't from the UK.

If anything British PT boats would be corgis because they are from the UK.

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>>42874820
>Corgis attacking a destroyer girl with 40mm AP ammunition instead of HE.
IMMERSION PRESERVED.

>>42875197
Guess anon thought they were bulldogs or some shit

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>>42874732
>“Violators will be immediately re-assigned to Twenty-Nine Palms for the duration of their obligation.”

>Write-in
Pray that this ship doesn't have a cat.

...or maybe pray that it does.

Uh, guys?
Those torpedoes that the corgi's shot; wouldn't they still be able to arm, since arming was done by the impeller shaft?
So wouldn't there now be an alley filled with live, armed torpedoes?

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It's okay guys, all Fusos were useless piles of poorly engineered shit anyways.

>>42875234
Don’t worry. They’re probably Mark 14s.

>>42875234
Wasn't there a ship during WW2 that had a tiger mascot because the crew smuggled a tiger on-board?

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>>42875208
>somebody actually noticed that

>>42875234
Yeah.
Cue Crab's crew

>>42874851
Hopefully this is not the Mikasa

VOTES CALLED

>>42875296

Check Navyfag's map in OP again - it's def. not the Mikasa.

>>42875296
>Mikasa shooing Corgis away with a folding fan

>>42875223
>>42874949
Okay, what the fuck is 29 Palms and why is everyone terrified of it?

Corporal? Want to fill in us civvies?

>>42875274
Nope, PTs carried either Mk.8s or Mk. 13s.

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>>42874762
>filename

Forgot to post just to tell you how much I fucking laughed at that

>>42875315
If I remember correctly we started at the docks, went... south? Through the warehouses and reached the movie theatres, then chased the dogs from there. I don't think there's anything special there, though I might be geographing wrong

>>42875280
Well, yes. AP is appropriate in this case.

>>42875343
An explanation would indeed be appreciated.

>>42875343
it's a US marine base out in the desert. it has shit facilities by marine corps standards.

And these are standards set by guys who go around killing shit and masturbating on things.

>[ ] No time to lose - AFTER THEM!

>>42875343
Marine Base Twentynine Palms. A station on the ass-end of civilization in the Mojave Desert, about an hour's drive from San Bernadino, and twenty billion miles from anywhere.

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>>42875343

29 Palms is a Marine Corps base out in the middle of the desert of Southern California.

Dreams go to die there.

>>42875343
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Corps_Air_Ground_Combat_Center_Twentynine_Palms

>>42875343
29 palms is /the/ shiyhole duty station for Marines. It stinks, its in the middle of a fucking desert, and there is nothing to do for about 3 hours drive time.

>>42875360
There are drydocks, logic dictates that injured shipsluts are there.

>>42875343
Base in the Mojave. Being there almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>>42875424
Yeah, I actually looked at the map and you seem to be right

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>>42874762
oh lord 10/10

>>42875388
>>42875403
>>42875412
>>42875416
>>42875417
>>42875429
Oh, well.

... I... don't understand the logic of posting Marines in a desert.

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>>42875424

Only the ones that need cosmetic repairs.
The other ones form a goddamn line in my motherfucking lobby and WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP.

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>just Kongou things

>>42875451
That way there's very little that they can blow up by accident.
Or on purpose.

Maybe.

>>42875461

So, hey, how do you feel about TORPEX?

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>>42875479

Fuckin'

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>>42875234
they put a sign up, so it'll be fine
totally safe now

>>42875451
Training for when they send 'em off to the deserts across the atlantic

>>42875474

It's so that when you get done 'training' to go to the fucking sandbox, when you fucking get there you're like "Hey, this bullshit isn't as fucking bad as mojave viper, at least"

sooo are we going to get some crazy as shit prototypes like from SWQ?

hell i'll even settle if settle gets a spare naval gun cane for self defense. Hate already threw an 18 incher together so a self defense stick should be doable.

>>42875343
some little quirps i found online describing it:
29 Palms, 60 miles from water 6 feet from hell
If it doesn't have thorns, it has fangs.

>>42875388
>>42875403
>>42875412
>>42875416
>>42875417
>>42875429
Ah... That explains a lot, thank you.

>>42875451
'Marine' in the USA isn't the same thing as it used to be, iirc. Used to be that marines were specialised in boarding actions and landing operations. In the modern era however, you never see a boarding action in the old style, so while in the UK they became special forces (and still sometimes sneak onto ships) in the USA, they became the tip of the spear for most offense.

If I'm right, the Marines take the ground, the Army holds it? Or something like that?

>>42875513
Ah. I see.

How peculiar.

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Threadly reminder that this dashing young woman is STACKED.

>>42875554
STACKED when, Planefaggot?

>>42875541

That's the general sentiment, anyway. Marines are shock infantry: They take and deal MASSIVE DAMAGE against THE ENEMY WEAKPOINT.

They also specialize in amphibious work, which, unless you own an airport in the AO, you're gonna need.

>>42875541
Quite, laddie, quite.

Marines are first to fight after all.

Limey admiral when

>>42875451
"Marine" is a holdover term for them, they aren't just naval soldiers now. Unless there's an actual reason they're called that instead of the 'good army'?

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>>42875554
Threadly reminder to remind aeronautical faggot to include Stackington

>>42875513
>mojave viper
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>42875541
More accurate to say that the Marines are a shock force with forced-entry capability (they still are *the* amphibious assault specialists); they tend to "kick in the door" so that the Army can roll through the hole they carved in the lines.

>>42875578
After Souryuu and Nagato appear: NEVER.

You should just make peace with it and embrace the CV or BB

>>42875451
the navy has an army
the army has an airforce
the airforce has the F35
why?
'MERICA

>>42875609
>tfw you will never a CV-2

>>42875649
I'm still salty the Navy didn't just adopt navalized F-22s.

The Marines and europoors can keep the F-35, though.

>>42875649
The Army...doesn't really have an Air Force.

Because the Air Force were fucking faggots.

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>>42875652
I really fucking wish Lexington was in this quest. Hornet just does not suit my BEEG AMERICAHN TEETIES carrier needs.

>>42875652
I'd rather a CV-1.
MILF-boats are best boats.

>>42875590
How does 'First Sea Lord' sound to you? Or the Lord High Admiral?

HMS Warspite shenanigans
http://pastebin.com/ttZY8BxE

Incidentally, I think there were questions being thrown around last thread regarding Prince Andrew being Lord High Admiral, rather than Prince Philip? The reason's quite simple; Prince Philip either gave up the post due to infirmity, or died of old age. Interpretation's up to whoever wants to clarify that.

>>42875697
>First Sea Lord
I have to hand it to you Brits.
That's a pretty baller title.

>>42875697
You do have to give it to the British, their ranks and titles are rather amazing.

>>42875697
But I follow your writeups chief!
I was wondering about the admiral in direct command of Renown and Warspite.

Could always do a strawpoll for more stacked art at least. Let whichever faggot drew it (probably pixel) know we want more.

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>>42875609
Nor will the swayback ever show up.

planefag stop shitposting on twitter and get back to writing.

Alright so I got one: make up your shipgirl fleet.

Pick one ship of each type of any nation of your choosing.

Carrier, Battleship, Cruiser, Destroyer, etc

>>42875714
>>42875718
It helps lessen the sting of the frogs having a better navy.

>>42875746
>Fleet
>One ship of each type
That's not how a fleet works

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>>42875695
ye have spoken!

>>42875745
If Demetrious feels the need to shit post on Twitter, who are we to deny him?

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>>42875744
no we wont will we

>>42875755
Well several ships of any type then?

>>42875744
>10,000 ton treaty cruiser
>not even top heavy, or wide or anything really
>stacked like a battleship

Into the trash

>>42875746
Langley
North Carolina
Alaska.
Atlanta
Laub.

>>42875745
>Massive swordshotguns
Nah fuck that, I want to hear more.

>>42875776
Where did you think her swayback came from?

>>42875790
Borderlands?

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>>42875714
It used to be 'First Lord of the Admiralty' but that title got phased out in 1964 for reasons that escape me at present. Now there's the Admiralty board, headed by the First Sea Lord, with the Lord High Admiral holding supreme command. Her Majesty DID hold that title, but passed it to Prince Philip as age took its toll. I figure by the 2020s, he's either dead or passed it on for the same reasons. He can walk for about an hour with a stick today, so... Yeah...

And in response to the confusion over the fact that fairies seems to speak Japanese, even on a British ship in British waters... I don't fucking know. Arizona's fairies desu'd Settle, so I figured it was universal. Warspite's got as much clue as I do and just decides not to worry about it.

Have more shipsluts. I'm not sure why they have... Yeah...

>>42875751
... Well, the French always were a proud lot, with good reason.

But don't despair, the Entente has held for more than a century now. Two old enemies, now steadfast allies...

Wait, that also describes the French and the Germans. Or as I like to call them, the reunited Carolingian Empire.

>>42875817
Why are Kongo and Nagato so stacked?

I'm not complaining or anything, ofc.

>>42875817
>oh my

>>42875817
Goddamit Kongo.
We really need to get you fitted for a bra.

>>42875817
Truly sea-demonesses.

>>42875817
RIP AND TEAR!
YOU ARE HUGE! THEREFORE YOU HAVE HUGE TITTIES!
RIP AND TEAR!

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You pause at the bottom of the gangplank to catch your breath, waiting for the others to catch up. Hamp shows up first with Kitakami in tow, both of them breathing heavily. Ise and Hyuuga catch up a minute later, and Arizona is last, adjusting her rumpled uniform a bit as she strolls in - apparently she had to shove her way past the fleeing theater denizens to reach you.

“The dogs?” Hamp pants.

You point at the ship looming aside the pier, an amphibious landing ship. “46” is emblazoned on her bow. “Somewhere in there, with Hate.”

They take one look at it and sigh.

“Ise, Hyuuga, transform and roll out or whatever the fuck you do,” you say wearily. “Guard the water side. Arizona, guard the dock.” You point at Kitakami and Hamp, your two fast cruisers. “You two - with me.” You're halfway up the gangplank when a confused looking officer appears at the top and stares dumbly at the scrambled eggs advancing towards him.

“H-h-alt and b-b-e recognized!” he says.

“On who's authority!?” Hamp demands.

The young man draws himself up to his full height and glares down at Hamp - you recognize the youthful pride and crisp-uniformed care of a young Annapolis graduate on his first cruise. “The Officer On Deck demands that you-”

A pair of brief blue streaks scream out of the blue and hit the hapless man in the shoulders, hurling him over the rail so forcefully that his nose almost skims the hull as he's flung into the drink.

“Not anymore!” Hamp declares cheerfully. He sweeps past the paralyzed seaman on deck watch, casually unplugging the telephone he's holding in one shaking hand as he breezes past. “So, where do we start?” Hamp's two seaplanes return to him, orbiting his head a few feet out like wasps patrolling near their nest.

[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
[ ] The well deck - boats always want room to maneuver.
[ ] Engineering - they're probably low on fuel after all this running about.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wyMHtsgchb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d6YgvKwA11
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VY8S0AAXq6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OohlheKte

Here's all of the SHARP in order

Poor Massachusetts. She actually fought in surface action against enemy ships and did very well, but everyone forgets about her because she was forced to kill French sailors.

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>>42875817

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875900
> ] The well deck - boats always want room to maneuver.

>>42875900
>[x] The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875817
They both look horny.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
BACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

Okay, Navyfag, is that your ship?

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875906
She didn't KILL the French, she freed them from being French.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

PT or not, dogs will go for food.

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Lewd

>>42875900
[X]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

Logic must dictate our decision.

>>42875882
You could even call them seamen demons.

>>42875900
>other
Use the Dog Whistle and listen for the howling.

>>42875900
>Ask the crew where the dogs went

>>42875900
>[X]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875900
>[x]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

How very direct of Hamp

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>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42875843
You know, if someone doesn't beat me to the punch, I was considering having HMS Hood or HMS Valiant write a letter to any returned French shipgirls, personally apologising for Mers el-Kebir. I'm pretty sure that the entire British taskforce feels thoroughly dirty about that whole affair...

>>42875900
Goddammit Hamp, why are you so based?
>[X]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
They probably ARE low on fuel, but it's not like they eat the stuff raw. Even the shipgirls eat regular food that's been laced with bauxite and the like.

>>42875985
Uhh, actually, if that's an option, we'll go with that. That makes sense.

>>42875981
>>42875985
These

>>42875906
Well to be fair she fought against a half finished French Battleship with a single turret in operation. Not exactly the Battle of Jutland.

>>42875900
[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
So do corgis. So that's TWO reasons they'll go for the galley.

>>42875900
[ x ] Engineering - they're probably low on fuel after all this running about.

Corgis have very short legs, after all.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do

>>42876025
Blew the fuck out of an attacking light cruiser and some destroyers as well

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>There are anons in this thread, RIGHT NOW, that think Kongou won't win the Teitokub Owl

>>42875900
[ ] Engineering - they're probably low on fuel after all this running about.

>>42875900
>[x]Other
Wherever the ship's cat is. A sailor's top priority is always finding pussy.

>>42876062
>Teitokub Owl

GOTO HAS AN OWL?!

That's fucking awesome.

>>42876062
There's an Admiral Owl?
>[X] Engineering - they're probably low on fuel after all this running about.

>>42875900
>>42875981
>>42875985
This

>>42876062
I'm halfway expecting it to be someone completely out of left field.
Like Tatsuta.

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Have a badger.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

And >>42875985
>>Ask the crew where the dogs went
along the way.

>>42874535
>From the way Arizona's ass is clenching on your lap, she's recognized them too.
I am shocked nobody said anything to this. Has /tg/ gone homolust or something?

>>42875234
>So wouldn't there now be an alley filled with live, armed torpedoes?
MAYBE.

See, Mark 13s are aerial torpedoes, they are inert until they hit the water so all the PT boats had to do is roll them off the side and off they go. However the torpedoes "skittering around" suggests they were tube launched, which means they are Mark 8 torpedoes in which case the theater is fucked.

See, non-aerial torpedoes are started before they launch. If the launch fails and the torpedoes don't make it into the water the motor will run until it overheats and explodes for lack of cooling water.

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>>42875900
[x]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.

>>42876062
Nah
KongouxHornet, GotoxHate, ArizonaxHarder true pairings with Settle and Naka drinking

>>42876062
Kongou, how would you greet Des Moines?

Des Dess?

FIVE MORE MINUTES FOR VOTING since it seems the votes are pretty clear cut atm!

>>42876114
>Not THE MEALS HAVE EYES.png

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>>42875083
I know, right? I'm actually pretty proud of him.

Then again, I probably wouldn't take a bullet to save me.

...What do you mean, I'm still drunk?

>>42876111
So if we hear an explosion, we know what happened.
At least everybody in the theatre would have run the other way

>>42875900
>[X] The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
Besides, with Hate being in such a snit, I'm betting he forgot to get them their daily ration (rasher?) of bacon.

>>42876130
With 14" shells, most likely.

>>42875900
>[ ]The galley - they'll go for food. Sailors always do.
Man, I know that UBE's can get away with whatever the fuck they want, but striking an officer still doesn't seem right.

>>42876100

BADGER EYEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>42876099
I doubt it, too many hints planted for someone other than Kongou.

>>42876108
It was a small thing and risk of igniting waifu hostilities (Shoukaku when/where?)

>>42875901
While the shipgirls can be dangerous, without their rigs, aren't they more or less human?

I have a weird feeling that these PSAs might do more harm than good in the long run... We really need to make a list of shit we need to get done, in order of priority. And we can't have Naka do it as getting her some means of R&R is on that list! Maybe a backup secretary?

>>42876147
Naka, have a Snickers.

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>>42876130
>DESS DESS DESS
>DESS
>DESS DESS

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>>42876114
>i bet the moriyas did this.jpg

>>42876177
Yeah and many have mentalities of their apparent age (i.e. Ushio would be pretty vunerable)

And I do agree on that backfiring as it's clear that some shipgirls do have a gentle romantic interest, not attacking people out of the blue phsycially or sexually (Goddamn it Iku)

Super Sara when?

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>>42876062

>>42876147
At least you've got a friend who's exceptionally good at listening, if you care to talk

>>42876198

the "Des" in "Des Moines" is pronounced "Deh" because France.

The more you know, nigga.

>>42876108
Planefag already posted that last night. Boners were had.

>>42876147
Pretty sure that was because you had a brick wall to put yourself behind instead.

Settle only uses his squishy fleshmeats to shield shipgirls when there's nothing better around. He's not a complete idiot.

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Let's all go to the galley~

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>>42876223

>>42875809
Swaying ought to be represented by high heels and wide hips.

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>>42876250
>expecting Kongo to understand this

>>42876250
yeah but the french talk all gay an shit.

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>>42876237
FUCK THE MILITARY POLICE, DESS!

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>>42876147
>Then again, I probably wouldn't take a bullet to save me.

Naka, hon, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes I want to shake you like a minority baby.

>>42876116
I am totally on board with this.
With a side order of Settle/Shigure

VOTES CALLED

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>>42876255
Not to mention when Hate and Settle bonded over that wonderful sight while they were in the water

>>42876277

Good point. Trying to explain anything to that daffy bitch is just a goddamn nightmare.

>>42876291

I mean, I guess. I always thought the French were bro-tier as hell.

>>42876250
SPELL IT HOW YOU SAY IT YOU FUCKING FROGS. THIS IS WHY I TOOK SPANISH.

>>42876295
Kongo, stop. Such language is unfit for a lady. Do you think that Goto would want to hear you swearing?

>>42876295
I know you were allied with them, Kongou, but that doesn't change the fact that heiling Hitler is bad form.

>>42876324

NO THEY'RE NOT

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>>42876325
She wishes it was distributed a bit more towards the bow.

>>42876324
go away settle

>>42876147
Naka dear, at least YOU have the spot light of being the Idol of the fleet. Me? Planefag barely lets me or my sister have any screen time.

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>>42876273
>racist whore.jpg

>>42876324
Admiral, you cannot call the votes.

You are not (and yet you are) Planefag.

>>42876130
>DESS
>MOI?
>DESS DESS
>MOI MOI MOI

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>>42876347
>>42876324

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>>42876347
We already know you're nettle. Give it up.

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>>42876296
>>42876324
>>42876347

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>>42875541
The US armed forces hierarchy goes like this:

The Navy shells the beach.
The Marines take the beach.
The Army builds barracks.
The Air Force lives in the barracks.

poi

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>>42876358
>>42876273
Daily reminder that the Hakurei-Moriya alliance is all-superior.

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>>42876177

>>42876374
HON HON HON.
>>42876377
They look like they are about to stab a bitch, ship-girls are creepy.

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>>42876296
You and Sendai both!

...Ow, my everything.

>>42876190
Can I make it Skittles?

Dissolved in vodka?

>>42876237
Arizona's kind of busy.

>>42876258
Bricks don't do a whole lot against bombs. And shrapnel doesn't do a whole lot against shipgirls, anyway.

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>>42876337

>>42876406
nanodesu

>>42876399
And yet it's the Coast Guard that PUTS the Marines on the beach.

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http://strawpoll.me/5647222

>>42876429
Arizona is a good listener too, but I was thinking the bloke with the pressure hull

>>42876347

YES IT IS, PAY DEBNTS FUCKER

>>42876440
Kongo, wear a bra you daft bird

>>42876453
Good to see we're in agreement on the matter

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>>42876399
So where do the marines fit on this chart?

>>42876410
Miko class for lewdest armpits

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>>42876462
>Harder
>Listening

Hahahaha. Ha. Oh, god, you're serious, aren't you.

>>42876429
Miss Naka...

I will send a prescription of aspirine to your location.

There is unfortunately little more I can do to help.

>>42876467
Oh my. Demetrious seems to have developed a rather puzzling case of MPD.

...

This does not look good for the thread.

>>42876440
Miss Kongou, do dress yourself.

Oh, and attempt to relieve Miss Naka of her alcohol?

>>42876489
There was not a no option.

You can hardly call it a fair poll.
>>42876494
it. fucking. SAYS.

Or are you making a Navy=Marines joke?

I have arrived, and it seems late once again....
*deep breaths*. Sometimes I mix mountain time with eastern time.... *more deep breaths.*

>>42876500
You think he just runs around at periscope depth or up all day long?

>>42876494
Infantry if Terminal Lance is to be believed.

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>>42876440
Calm down there Kongou. Drink some tea or something.

>>42876500
For you, he may try.

I may be wrong, but the attempt may be worthwhile.

>>42876500
Just leave your shirt unbuttoned part-way.

I guarantee he'll sit there and listen to whatever you want to say to him.

Then again, he might surprise you. Submarines should be pretty good at running silent and just listening.

>Lexington drawfag has never done anything but Lexington

God dammit, I want too see your Kongo or Nagato, or something other than that same fucking CV over and over. Fucker probably doesn't even follow the story or contribute to the thread beyond trying to shoehorn his waifu in.

Fuck

>>42876500
Oh yes, you got true love working there with Harder. Even I can pick that up on my halo. Don't deny it dear.

>>42876529
>...
>*deep breaths*
>*more deep breaths*
Fuck off and never post again until you've lurked more.

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>>42876475
Only when it fits with Kongou's outfit, dess!

>>42876504
Not even Kongou is foolish enough to get between Naka-chan and her alcohol!

>>42876563
You're implying that Kongou isn't already drinking a cup of Earl dess!

>>42876529
>*actions*
Lurk moar newfag.

>>42876577
>Mad that an artist drew something they liked
Don't be a cunt, mate
Also I think it's the same dude who did the Hornet stuff

>>42876429
Bricks still do more against bombs than the equivalent thickness of human would. And they’re certainly more effective against strafing.

I.....cannot.......contain..........my anger.........on my time keeping skills..........MUST.......KILL.....SOMETHING.................RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHG *shoots someone point blank in head with shotgun.* Ahhh. I feel refreshed and ready for all random out-of-context logic-things-

>>42876595
BONGO BONGO BONGO I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE KONGO(U)

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>>42876581
>>42876529
just fuck already

>>42876595
Hm. If there is nothing to be done...

Sometimes, all the power in the universe is still powerless to help.

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>>42876574
That's not so much listening as... ... ... glistening. Truly, I am a wit!

>>42876534
I don't think I want to know what Harder is doing with his periscope.

>>42876597
Also I'm not new. Proof: Threadly reminder the stack is fat

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>>42876595
Question: What will it take for you to get this expression?

>>42876577
patience dubs guy. somethings coming

>>42876595
>Union Jack panties

Why am I not surprised?

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>>42876612

>>42876595
Is the girl on the left Yamato?

>>42876625
Imagining he's a great white with its fin above water?

>>42876604
>completely fucking different style
>color

No

Stackfags are literally the worst and contribute nothing beyond that shitty meme

DOES THEE NEED MORE PROOF??

>>42876595
>Earl grey
>not Russian Caravan
Ah Nu, Cheeki Breeki!

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>>42876625
You'd prefer the hands on approach to his periscope, I suppose.

>>42876643

Clearly not a common skill 'round these parts.

>>42876653
Yep.

Big Spud/Big Yam teamup when?

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>>42876628

>>42876656
>shitty memes

Indeed now if we can work on that and other ones in KCQ things will be better.

>>42876620
The SB crossboarders are more cancerous than /v/, more autistic than /jp/, and have the derailment capacity of /tv/ baneposting. If you don't tell them to fuck off and lurk more then you're as cancerous as the spoonfeeders on /a/.

>>42876643
So I'm now a bird? That's why I was able to be thrown across a football field in high school. It all makes sense now.....

>>42876677
never

>>42876677
Where's that Big Spud on the front page image when I need it

>>42876628
That was already posted this thread. If you are not a newfag, then you will know where the following action became famous:

>Fire pistol into the ceiling while yelling

>>42876577
>stop posting botes you like and only cater to me

Wow you are are terrible and now I hope he never draws Nagato or Kongo.

>>42876683
Nope.

>>42876625
As you say, Miss Naka. Now, please, cease your drinking and rest.

>>42876643
What an amazing skill you possess. I do believe it will be well-used today.

>>42876640
Fuck off

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>>42876703

>>42876629
Kiss Goto.