>>42856617
“For the attention of Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan... Goddess Mytri this person has terrible handwriting...” Izannia begins, shaking her head as the homonculus mirrors your growing impatience with a frustrated arm gesture.

“For the attention of Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan.

Good morning, Chieftain, I hope my messenger's sudden appearance wasn't too unnerving to you. I would've sent something prettier, but you'd be amazed how few things beyond expendable magical creations are willing to waltz into the middle of an orc camp.

My name is Yselt Rennold-Izipia, not a name which I would imagine you are familiar with. A curious party with a proposition for you of the business variety. If you are familiar with the split rock some two hours from your camp, I would very much like to meet you there today, preferably alone, though I will understand completely if you wish to bring more of your clan as backup.

I on the other hand will be there alone, though rest assured this is far from the first time I have dealt with your kind, and I have taken many precautions against the obvious pitfalls.

I hope to see you soon, and congratulations on your many successful and profitable raids in recent weeks.

All the best

Yselt

PS, if you wish to make any amendments to our meeting, simply explain them to my homonculus, if they are acceptable, he'll nod, if not, he'll shake his head, and if you seem to be trying to play me for a fool, he'll tear off his own head and you can consider this meeting to be off.”

Well, that's not entirely what you were expecting. The homonculus stares at you expectantly, perhaps waiting for your agreement, or for amendments.

>Fine, agree to the meeting
>Make amendments (write-in)
>Refuse the meeting

>>42856645
>Fine, agree to the meeting

Well we're sure as shit not going alone.

We should take Dru'ak and Zo'rok along and at least one magic user.

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>>42856617
>“I'm guessing the note you're not reading might have some answers to that,”

Ur best husbando.

>>42856645
>Fine, agree to the meeting

But Izannia is coming with us.

>>42856645
>Fine, agree to the meeting

>>42856645
>Well I'll be.
>Accept, say you'll bring some with us, and give the homunculi a fruit as a tip.
>Get dressed Izannia you're coming with.
>With Ashuris as preggers as she is Izannia is our current magical expert.
>Fetch some of the honor guard, Yselt cant fault us for literally bringing people meant to follow us everywhere.
>Ask Lokasi, Harpy matron, and Kuzag if the name means anything to them and move out

>>42856645
>Fine, agree to the meeting

Let's bring Dru'ak and the honor guard and a magic user.

>>42856802

Dru'ak, honor guard, Izannia, Brakur. Seems like a pretty solid group.

Brakur hasn't gotten a lot of screen time lately and I love that egomaniacal sonofabitch.

>>42856800
Oh! And ask Bryna or that dwarf caster if the name means anything too.

>>42856839
>>42856743
Bra'kur and Zo'rok are both with Or'kug, so if you want them, you'll have to wait for Or'kug's party to return. Right now the only lieutenants in the camp are Dru'ak, Ya'zada and Koz'rak.

>>42856645
get vaki with us she is old and magical.

I'm good with Dru'ak, honour guard and Izannia.

Let's make sure we tell our other lieutenants where we're going though.

>>42856880
In that case, I vote to bring Dru'ak and Ya'zada

And tell the homonculus that our honor guard will be armed.

Okay, so Izannia, Dru'ak and the honorguard seem to be a popular choice. I'm also seeing one each for Vaki and for Ya'zada. You could bring them, though obviously you don't know how many people will make this Yselt start to get cold feet.

Bring Vaki?
>Yes
>No

Bring Ya'zada?
>Yes
>No

>>42857088
>>Yes
>Yes

>>42857088

Bring Vaki?
>No

Bring Ya'zada?
>Yes

>>42857088
>>No
>>Yes

Even though shit always goes wrong with her/

>>42857088
>Yes
>No
Yaz could scare her away, plus vaki is our strongest slave now.

>>42857088
>YES
>NO

>>42857088
No and yes.

>>42857088
>Yes
>No

>>42857088
>Yes
>Yes

Couldnt we have them remain at a distance?

>>42857088
>Yes
>No

>>42857088
Can we ask the homonculus how many we can bring and he can shake his head yes or no? Don't want to spook Yselt.

>>42857088

Bring Vaki?
>Yes
Bring Ya'zada?
>No

Keep the 2nd command away from the trap in case

>>42857088
Will we question our slaves and Kuzag if they recognize the name before we leave?

>>42857266
You will.

>>42857266
That's a good idea.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Okay, so a yes to Vaki and a tie on Ya'zada, I'll roll for it.

1: yes
2: no

Double thread orc warlord and shit posting on /wwe/ 'tis a good night.

>>42857301
>My Mate, My Guards and two others, at your split rocks.

“Fine, I'll be bringing a few people, but I'll meet with you,” you grunt, the homonculus giving a happy nod as it turns and scurries away out into your camp.

The exchange seems to have awoken the rest of your harem, many of whom are watching the strange scene unfolding before them with open bemusement.

“Ur, what was that?” Sho'ka asks, cocking her head as she watches the homonculus disappear round the edge of your hut's doorway.

“Someone named Yselt wants to meet with me, apparently. The name sound familiar?” you ask, glancing over at the two harpies and the yawning Lokasi.

The harpy matriarch gives you a curious look, chirping Yselt's name without any flicker of recognition, as her daughter simply remains silent. Lokasi however, sits up crosslegged, sweeping a strand of hair from her face.

“Yselt, yselt... Oh, her,” Lokasi frowns, exhaling sharly from her nose.

“Not a friend I take it?”

“No, not an enemy either, really. A halfbreed girl, she used to stop by at the village occasionally, trading for good and information, that sort of thing. I think she's an adventurer of some sort,” Lokasi explains, though there's a hint of distaste in her voice.

“You think she's after revenge for the villages?”

Lokasi gives a snort, an odd gesture from the elf, perhaps all this time around orcs is having an impact on her. “Yselt, out for revenge? I doubt it. She's a snake, she's contacting you because she thinks there's something in it for her, whether that something is good or bad for you, I couldn't say.”

“You think the meeting could be a trap then, if someone put her up to it?”

“Maybe. If you're going out there, be careful, Chieftain. Yselt may be all smiles and friendly banter, but she doesn't survive all those trips through the jungle by way of her winning personality, she's a dangerous girl.”

(cont)

>>42857633
You frown, nodding. “Izannia, you're coming with me, I'll need your magic in case this Yselt tries anything, Ya'zada, you come too, I could use the backup.”

“I suppose I have little choice in the matter,” Izannia sighs, as Ya'zada flashes you an eager grin, hopping to her feet and gathering up her armor.

“You suppose correctly,” you grunt, rising. “We leave in an hour, if Vaki returns here in that time, tell her she's coming too.”

Dressing yourself, you stop for a quick meal before stepping out into the camp, looking around. A few of your clanmates are already up and about, though last night was apparently a heavy one for your clan, and many are still sleeping off last night's fun.

“Morning chieftain,” a voice barks, Ul'gakur giving you a grin and a nod as he passes, a noticeable spring in the scarred orc's step.

“What's got him so cheerful?” Ya'zada snorts, stepping up beside you as you return the nod to Ul'gakur.

“Good night, I suppose,” you shrug, heading for Dru'ak's hut, finding your old friend already out and running through some early sparring with one of the honorguard.

“Ur, quite a night last night,” Dru'ak grunts, by way of a greeting.

“Quite a night, hope you're up for some action of a different kind this morning though. Seems some half-elf wants to meet with me, and I want the honorguard with me in case it turns out to be a trap.”

Dru'ak frowns, scratching his chin, before shrugging, having apparently decided that he doesn't really need more of an explanation. “Sure, I'll gather them up.”

You give your friend a slap on the shoulder, leaving him to his work. You have a little time before you're supposed to meet the group, so you could stop by Ku'zag if you wanted to, or you could wait until the party is ready to set out.

>Go see Ku'zag
>Skip to leaving for the meeting

>>42857658
>Go see Ku'zag

>>42857658
>>Go see Ku'zag

Bothering the shaman is like our second favourite pastime.

>>42857658
>Go see Ku'zag
what about the vaki vote on figuring out shit?

>>42857658
>Go see Ku'zag

>>42857658
>Skip to leaving for the meeting

>>42857658
>Go see Ku'zag.
Ask him about homunculi, tell him where we're going, ask him to stop by our tent and take a look at our possibly sorcerous whelp.

>>42857703
Vaki's not there right now, though you told Izannia to inform the fey that she was coming with you if she returned before you left.

>>42857658
>Go see Ku'zag
I just hope we don't cock block him now.

>>42857734
I can't remember, Vaki has not yet given birth, right?

>>42857795
Is she even pregnant?

>>42857795
No, in fact she doesn't even look pregnant, although she's insisting to Ur that she's expecting babies any day now.

>>42857806
She says she is.

>>42857734
Warlord, there was an elf merchant we captured with the village, one of Dru'aks i think. Would she have an idea of what the trader might want?

>>42857795
nope and she has been disappearing and acting weirder.
Which begs the question on our whelps and shit.

>>42857849
I wouldn't be surprised if it was weird asari bullshit and instead of half orcs we get fish monsters.

>>42857828
Yselt isn't a trader, she's an adventurer.

Time to hassle the shaman then.

Writing.

>>42857908
we bringing the whelp with us right?

>>42857879
Even if they end up being mostly orcy when they're fully developed, it's not like we don't have precedent of whelps not always being born in a fully mammal fashion; harpies continue to lay eggs, even if what comes out is still 99% orc. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't look pregnant because she went and spawned in the river, and is currently busy looking after a bunch of eggs that need to be kept moist. Once they hatch they'll probably be no less orcy than the harpies' whelps.

>>42858072
Harpies aren't weird fairy fish monsters though.

And aren't Harpy/Orcs less orcy than other halfbreeds? Due to how strong harpy genes are.

>>42858102
Aren't they just really downy? I don't think they can actually fly or have bird feet or anything.

Anyway, I expect Vaki's kids to be mostly orc shaped with more of a mystical than physical connection to watery stuff. Less gills and more supernatural affinity for water. Probably some minor physical features like shark-like teeth or slightly rubbery skin.

>>42858102
warlord confirmed that our vaki whelps will be weird as shit and have gills/sharp teeth just like momma.
I would love a scene just with her whelps since that would be a fun one.

You decide to go see Ku'zag before you leave, you have a couple of things to discuss with the old shaman, even if he doesn't have more to add about this half-elf that's taken an interest in you for some unknown reason.

You find a particularly grouchy looking Ku'zag sat out the front of his hut on his favorite rock, Aza'ra leaning against the wall of the structure, flashing you a grin as you approach.

“I hope you're happy, chieftain, this woman kept me awake all night,” Ku'zag grumbles, jabbing his stick in your direction, though you've long since learned his reach and stay just out of range.

“I'm impressed Ku'zag, I didn't think you had it in you,” you smirk, earning a glower from the shaman.

“She demanded my entire life story before she'd let me sleep. I'm an old man, I like my sleep, and I've had a very long life,” Ku'zag grouses, giving up his attempts to jab you in the leg.

“But there was so much I wanted to hear about. Can't believe little Ku'zag claimed Rak'zara as a mate, I always knew you were drooling over her, but I didn't think you'd actually go through with it,” Aza'ra laughs, evidently enjoying Ku'zag discomfort greatly.

“Anyway, chieftain, I take it you've come here to further compound my suffering. So what is it you want?”

“First, the name Yselt mean anything to you?”

“It's a Hothite name, I think, aside from that, no.”

“Right, how about homonculi, know much about them?”

(cont)

>>42858148
Feathery orcs is still pretty out there anon.

Personally I'd enjoy recreating The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but with orcy fish people.

>>42858202
The old shaman frowns, tapping his stick on the stone to scare off a large centipede weaving close to his feet. “Creations of alchemy mixed with life magic, a very basic and temporary form of golem formed of dirt and the creator's blood. Mostly they're used to deliver messages, or to spy, since they're so unstable that they're hard to use to trace back to a caster.”

You nod, not much useful, but it's interesting to know all the same.

“Was that all, chieftain?”

“One more thing, I want you to go look at one of my whelps later. One of Inka's, Aleida can point her out to you. She's been acting strangely, it could be magic, or she could just be crazy, either way I want to know.”

Ku'zag gives an affirmative grunt as you turn away, leaving the shaman in relative peace.

“Oh, and Aza'ra, try not to kill him with your questions, occasionally he still comes in handy,” you smirk, glancing back over your shoulder, earning a thrown pebble to the back of the head from the old shaman. Despite his failing eyesight, his aim is still impressive.

When you arrive at the entrance to the camp, you find the party waiting for you, including Vaki, who flashes you a pointy-toothed grin as you approach.

“Ur, Vaki missed you,” she chirps, hopping on her toes. She's only been gone a few hours, but you doubt the fey has a particularly good grasp of time.

>Ask Vaki about what she's been doing
>Ask her later in private, you have a meeting to get to

>>42858221
>Ask Vaki about what she's been doing

>>42858221
>Ask Vaki about what she's been doing

>>42858221
>>Ask Vaki about what she's been doing

>>42858221
>Ask Vaki about what she's been doing

>>42858221
>Hug the Vakimakura

Writing.

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>yfw it's almost 3 am but you gotta finish the quest

Sorry everyone, really flagging right now, going to call the thread there before I fall asleep at my keyboard.

I'll loiter for a short while for Q&A first though.

>>42858533
You're in luck, anon.

>>42858549
Christ I cursed the thread.

>>42858549
No problem. Thanks for running!

>>42858549
What's next on the watch? Golem Knight best behomoth cuddles when?

>>42858604
Yup, GKQ either this weekend or early next week is the plan.

>>42858585
and thank you for playing.

>>42858649
Do we know of any fey/orc hybrids?

>>42858649
hints about vaki convo?
more whelps?

>>42858649
Great thread Lordy, very pleased we got whelp play time

>>42858549
Will there be a paste bin of the Vaki post when you've rested up or is that something for the next thread?

Can we get a hint about what she's been up to?

>>42858670
Not personally, you know that such things do exist, especially since many chieftains have considered it a point of pride to hunt down and claim some divinely beautiful fey as a slave in the past, generally nymphs and dryads. They tend to be *mostly* orcs, though always with some interesting traits from their fey heritage.

>>42858689
Figured it was about time to add a little more personality to the whelps so they weren't just nameless blobs taking up space in your hut!

>>42858682
>>42858696
You'll just have to wait until next thread.

>>42858743
>Aleida: "You gave my babies WEAPONS!?"
>Ur: "Fur lined clubs! Practice weapons!"

>>42858743
Did we make the right call about explaining the differences between human children and orc whelps to Aleida?

>>42858811
Well we were told she wouldnt be pleased about it, i think we did a good job with explaining it.

>>42858794
Back in Ur's whelp days, if you wanted to get the best sleeping spots and first shot at the milkiest breast, you had to fashion your own weapons. Premade clubs is easy mode.

>>42858811
Aleida seems to have taken it in her stride, though you'll have to judge for yourself in the long run.

>>42858853
Get off plane ride. Miss entire sesh. Ur still not sucking on milky ogre titties

>>42858853
Whose titties did whelp Ur'shal like sucking on the most?

>>42858890
Same as every whelp from his generation, fighting over those milky A'ska titties. That was only after he was brought into the Stonetusk Clan of course, before Ku'zag found him, who can say, probably his mother's, whoever she was.

>>42858876
Yeah I'm hoping we get the chance later this thread. That's what I'm voting for.

>>42858967
Out of the 120 orcs we got from Or'kugs mission, how many are female? Any interesting ones?

>>42859074
You'll find that out next thread when they return.

Right, I'm going to go sleep now, thank you all for playing, and I'll see you all next time.

Ur's whelp days
Like a hardcore version of Muppet Babies

>>42858221
Aw, cute.
>>42858743
It was enjoyable mate, good choice, just make sure anons don't get too attached.
Do female orcs just start producing milks when there's enough whelps around even if they didn't give birth recently?
>>42858853
What sort of genius weapons did Ur fashin for the tournament for the breasts?
Was he already bigger than most everyone else? Did he fight the most with Bra'kur? What about interactions with Zo'rok?

Anyone else still in here?
I wonder how the other players would feel about sending a human spy up north. The question is if we have someone who could possibly be successful in espionage to the mountains.
I'm real interested what's going in with Slaggyr, and if there's a revolution or something brewing, it may be our best chance to take care of him, especially with the underwater river leading right into the heart of his territory and his human forces in discord and the numbers of our clan jumping up significantly.