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>>42765223
ANYWAYS, you were falling down an endless pit, which was odd because you you distinctly remember them not being in the office building's design.

"It would be great if I had some fucking light right about now." You grumble.

And as if on command, your surroundings light up, and you finally get a good look around you. You could see the walls of the pit, covered with all sorts of odd architecture, furniture, and paintings, like a massive pile of junk or something. You look down, but the bottom of the shaft is still shrouded in darkness, with no evidence of a bottom in sight.

You then realize that it feels like you're wearing different clothes and look down.

You're now wearing one of the frilliest, girliest looking dresses you've ever seen.

>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>It... actually doesn't look too bad.
>Other

>>42765230
>>It... actually doesn't look too bad.
Nobody's here to hear our actual opinion.

>>42765230
>>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>>42765230
>>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>>42765266
FUCK YOU WE HAVE STANDARDS

>>42765230
>It... actually doesn't look too bad.
Is COLE a boy?

>>42765230
>>Other

Why not both?

>What the FUuuuu... It's not actually that bad but it doesn't change the fact that i'm FALLING! FUCK!

>>42765298
>he doesn't read merccommand's quests

>>42765293
>hating Alice's dress
fite me m8

>>42765230
>>It... actually doesn't look too bad.
Cole only protests if someone's there to protest to. She actually loves it.

>>42765298
Nope, Cole is a girl. Rather a tomboy, but a girl nonetheless.

>>42765230
>>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>>42765230
>It... actually doesn't look too bad.

>>42765328
>>42765378
Yeah, it's my first time in one. Maybe I will go read his previous stuff first, then. Alice always reminds me of boys, so I was confused.

>>42765230

>Rin is the Red Queen

I'm not even surprised, the goddamn semen demon.

>It... actually doesn't look too bad.

>>42765518
Red Queen, Queen of Hearts, or any composite character.

Now that you think of it, if you actually read/seen the Alice stuff, you'd realize there's a crap ton of consumption (eating, drinking, etc.)

>>42765450
If you're going to read this quest, at least read Cyberpunk Idol Management Quest, as this is a spinoff of that.

>>42765230
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>>42765230
>>It... actually doesn't look too bad.

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>>42765549

Well of course--the biscuits that make you large, the phial of liquid that makes you small. The more famous ones are the hookah-smoking caterpillar and the Mad Hatter's Tea Party.

Also goddammit Merc you've got me listening to Jefferson Airplane again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>42765450
>>42765695

She drank a vial that shrunk her, a cake that grew her, some weird mushrooms... dear god, Cole can really be a good stand in for Alice...

>>42765230
>>WHAT THE FUUU-
>>It... actually doesn't look too bad.

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>>42765230
Well, uh... you had to admit, it doesn't look all that bad. However, you DEFINITELY couldn't show the others this. They'd never take you seriously ever again! However, this did not change the fact that you were FALLING INTO AN ENDLESS PIT.

As you hang in the air, grumbling to yourself about how to handle this situation, you hear a voice above you.

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm gonna be late!" You hear a familiar face groan. You crane your head up to see Rochelle falling down alongside you, though for some ungodly reason, she was wearing a set of bunny ears and was wearing a very fancy waistcoat, and was staring at the screen of her smartphone. "Damnit! I had everything planned out, too!"

"Hey? Rochelle! Rochelle! What the fuck is going on!?" You yell.

"Not good not good not good..." Rochelle continues to mutter, not even hearing you speak. You also notice shes falling at a slightly faster rate than you were, which physically should not be possible...

>Try and get her attention.
>Just let her pass. She doesn't seem to be all there anyways.
>Other

>>42765840
>Try and get her attention

>>42765840
>Try and get her attention.

>>42765840
>Try and get her attention
Ignore the dress

>>42765840
>>Try and get her attention.

>>42765840
>>Try and get her attention.

>>42765840
>>Try and get her attention.
"Don't you dare tell anyone else I'm wearing this. And NO Photos!"

>>42765840
>Try and get her attention.
Tase first and ask questions later.

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>>42765840
"Hey! Ro! Rochelle!" You bark as you try to "swim" your way over to her. "Can you hear me?!"

"Sorry, gotta go! Gotta go!" Rochelle mumbles, still not hearing you.

Looks like it was time to get PHYSICAL.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>42766214

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42766214

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42766214

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42766214

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>>42765840
>shes falling at a slightly faster rate than you were

Bitch wants a race? Invert ourselves, tuck arms in, and secure cute dress for minimum drag. GOTTA GO FAST.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42766214
CQC!

>>42766234
>>42766245
>>42766248

Rocelle ate all the spin-off luck. Calling it now.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42766214

Does Cole have any kind of paradrop training? If so, she should be able to angle herself over and get into Rochelle's wake. Since Rochelle is falling faster than Cole, this may allow Cole to "catch up" a bit since Rochelle is dissipating much of the air resistance.

Oh, and mandatory High Speed Dirt.
https://youtu.be/eN0jFOynzUY

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>>42766214
You reach a hand out to try and grab Rochelle, but the slippery little suckup drops suddenly, throwing off your aim. You watch as Rochelle, or whoever she was, disappears into the darkness below, faster than you could ever hope to catch up.

You were still wondering how the hell you got into this situation. Maybe you were on a really, REALLY bad trip. You thought at first Jenner was just bullshitting you when she said it was a bad idea to eat week old cold pizza before going to sleep. Guess she was onto something there, you admit.

ANYWAYS, were you slowing down now?

You blink as your rate of fall sharply declines, down to where you're just slowly floating down like a feather. You look down again to see that you were finally reaching the bottom of this formerly endless shaft. Thank god. You land on both feet, your shoes clicking on the checkerboard tile. You look around the room, but see no obvious doors or exits. Where the hell could Rochelle could have gone?

All you see is a table and what looks to be a mousehole in one of the walls.

>Inspect the table.
>Inspect the mousehole.
>Other

>>42766504
>>Other
Blow a hole in to the wall with your lightning powers above the mousehole.

>>42766504
>Inspect the mousehole.

>>42766504
>>Inspect the table.
COLE IS NOT FOR LEWDS

>>42766504
>>Inspect the table.

>>42766504
>Inspect the table.

>>42766504
>>Inspect the mousehole.

How much do you think we can go off the rails?

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>>42766551
>that spoiler

Bull Fucking Shit she's not.

>>42766504
>>Inspect the mousehole.

>>42766504
>>Other
Railgun through the walls.
You ain't got time for this shit.

>>42766551
Isn't Cole the only one with a clear ongoing boyfriend?

>>42766621
Rochelle has one too

>>42766621
Yes, yes she is.

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>>42766621
Well there is Rochelle, but they met online. Not sure what their status is at the moment.

>>42766585
We could always try to become QUEEN COLE.

>>42766504
>Inspect the table.

Eat me
>Don't mind if I do!

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>>42766504
You inspect the table, where on it, you find a key laying casually on top. You pick it up and look at it curiously. It was one of those really, REALLY old physical keys made of metal that Producer had told you about. Really goddamn low tech, honestly.

Your eyes then dart to a small glass bottle sitting on the table as well. Inside seemed to be a strange fluid that was constantly shifting colors. As if that wasn't sketch enough, there was a little tag tied to it that said DRINK ME.

N-no one could be THAT dumb, r-right?

Then again your mouth was feeling REALLY parched right now...

>Drink it.
>Don't drink it.
>Other

>>42766803
>>Drink it.

>>42766803
>Other
Pocket it.
Then Railgun the walls.

>>42766803
>Drink it.
When Cole's hungry/thirsty nothing will stop her in her quest for food.

>>42766803
>Drink it.

>>42766803
>Other
Try running some electricity through it. I mean that's how the scientists do it if they want find out what's inside it on tv, right?

>>42766803
>>Drink it.

>>42766803
>>Drink it.
zap it a little

>>42766836
this

>>42766803
>Other
Use the potion or key at ammunition to Railgun the walls.
Cause you can.

>>42766803
>Drink it.
Cole has many things, electric powers, motercycle delinquent boyfriend, awesome producer dad...
self-control is not one of them.

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>>42766963
Cute ara ara tier older sister as well.

>>42766836
fuck it, let's do it!

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>made it in time for BEST GIRL quest

Sehr gut!

>>42766803
>Drink it.
Come on, drink the kool-aid! Everyone's doing it!

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>>42766803
Ah, you know, what the hell. You only live once, right? You unpop the cork in the bottle and drunk the whole thing in one gulp. It tasted really sweet, you think. Like a really concentrated juice or something like that. But whatever it was, it really hit the spot.

However, you notice the key in your hand getting heavier and heavier. You look at to see that it was getting larger. No, looking around at the room, it wasn't the key getting larger, it was You getting smaller!

With yelp, you drop the key and it clatters on the tile. The table meanwhile balloons up to the size of a freaking skyscraper, leaving you feeling very, VERY small.

"What the FUCK." You groan to nobody in particular. You glance at the key, and then the mousehole. Might as well see where the hole lead. It takes a little while to get there, considering you were the size of an ant and all, but you finally reach the hole, which you now realize was blocked by a door.

With a big keyhole.

MOTHERFUCKER

"GODDAMNIT!" You grunt as you kick the wooden door.

"WARNING. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ATTACKING THE DOOR OR I WILL BE FORCED TO INITIATE DEFENSIVE MEASURES." The door booms.

"K-zwolf?" You blink. "You're a door now?"

"CORRECTION. I AM THE SECURITY SYSTEM FOR THIS ENTRYWAY. YOU CANNOT PASS UNLESS YOU HAVE THE KEY."

You look back at the massive key, which was like the size of a small car now, and it may as well have been a 100 miles away.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Go back and get the key.
>I got my "key" right here!
>Other

>>42767116
>I got my "key" right here!

We can take this mutt!

>>42767116
>>Go back and get the key.

>>42767116
>Other
Ask K-Zwolfe for a ride, you'll give it zappy treats it likes so much.

>>42767116
>>I got my "key" right here!

>>42767116
>>I got my "key" right here!
Time to derail this story!

>>42767116
>I got my "key" right here!

>>42767154
IT'S TOO LATE WE TOO SMALLTIME NOW.

why guys why

>>42767116
>Go back and get the key.

>>42767200
Because Pocket Sized Cole a cute.

>>42767200
Because tiny Cole is something I want to see drawn. Even if I need to go around to every draw stream and push for it.

>>42767224
>Pocket Tazer Cole

>>42767116
>I got my "key" right here!

>>42767224
>>42767260
Update says we are an ant.
That's a wee bit too small.

>>42767116
>>I got my "key" right here!

>>42766621
Morgan kind of, but Melissa and Julie hooked up with some of Producers nephews.

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>eat the mushroom that makes Cole larger
>she's still slightly smaller than normal

But like an inch too short. Not enough to matter, but enough to make Cole mad.

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>>42767116
"Ahehehehehe, I got your 'key' right here!" You cackle as you build up electrical charge.

"WARNING, HIGH VOLTAGES DETECTED." K-Zwolf buzzes in alarm."

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" You laugh as you shoot a hand to the key, which begins to vibrate and rattle on the ground violently as the impromptu electromagnetic field begins to form around it.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42767440
Feel our tiny wrath!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42767440

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42767440

i beg for failure

>>42767450
>>42767456
>>42767457
Note to self: Maniacal laughing tends to do stuff like this....

>>42767450
>>42767456
>>42767457
Cole has lost the dice's favor

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>>42767450
>>42767456
>>42767457

goddamn, Loki really kick Cole hard in her head, isn't he?

>>42767503
>Cole has lost the dice's favor

No, it was an oversight. She's beneath them, now.

>>42767457

Ask and ye shall receive, apparently

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>>42767440
And you finally let loose, sending the key flying at the wall like a javelin at hypersonic speed-

-only to watch it bounce useless off the wall and clatter back down onto the tile with a loud clink.

"Ummmm, let's pretend that never happened." You say a bit abashedly to K-Zwolf.

"I A SECURITY SYSTEM. I LOG ALL ACTIVITIES." K-Zwolf explains.

Crap.

"Well shit. What am I gonna do now?!" You groan. "There's no way I can pick that thing up and unlock you by myself!"

"THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE." K-Zwolf explains. "LOOK TO YOUR FEET."

You look down to see a box of cookies, with little frosted letters saying "EAT ME."

Hahaha! You weren't dumb enough to fall for the same trick twice, right?

But those cookies sure looked delicious...

>Eat the cookies.
>Don't eat the cookies.
>Other

>>42767661
>Eat the cookies.
her one weakness, sweets.

>>42767661
>>Don't eat the cookies.
Resist with all of our might!

>>42767661
>>Eat the cookies.

>>42767661
>>Eat the cookies.
"Can't be any worse"

>>42767661
>>Don't eat the cookies.
Attempt key again.

>>42767661
>Eat the cookies.

>>42767661
>Eat the cookies.
damn you, playing to her weaknesses

>>42767661
>>Don't eat the cookies.
Don't be a fool!

>>42767661

>Eat the cookies.

>>42767661
>>Eat the cookies.
who are we kidding, Cole loves sugar.

Remember their first sugar high?

>>42767661
>Don't eat the cookies.

No! We'll become even smaller!

Reminder if we eat the cookie we won't fit in the door.

>>42768134
True, but perhaps we could be big enough to smash through it with brute force!

If we do eat the cookie, only eat part of it.

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>>42767661
Oh come on, they were just cookies! Since when did cookies ever betray you? And they were chocolate chip, too! How could you resist? You take one and wolf it down in a few bites, casually wishing you had some milk to go along with it. Actually, on second thought, if some goddamn fruit punch could shrink you down to pocket size, you had no clue what milk would do.

"QUERY. DID YOU JUST EAT ALL OF THE COOKIES?" K-Zwolf asks.

"Yeah." You nod as you lick the crumbs off your fingers. Dad hated it when you did that, but he wasn't around right now so... eh.

"DANGER DANGER." K-Zwolf blares. "INITIATING LOCKDOWN!"

Then you watch as the mousehole seals itself off with a steel security shutter. That... that wasn't good, you figure.

All of a sudden, the door, no, the entire ROOM starts shrinking rapidly, or maybe you were just growing larger. Dad warned you that overeating would eventually make you fat, but this was just going overboard! You shoot straight past your original size and continue to grow, your body eventually beginning to press against the walls of the room.

"WARNING WARNING. CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT." K-Zwolf continues.

>D-don't worry! I got this!
>I'M LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
>Other

>>42768256
>>D-don't worry! I got this!

>>42768256
>>D-don't worry! I got this!
Totally under control.

>>42768256
>D-don't worry! I got this!

>>42768256
>D-don't worry! I got this!
Cole best Daughteru

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>>42768256
>>I'M LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS

>>42768256

>D-don't worry! I got this!

>>42768256
>D-don't worry! I got this!

Think small, Cole! Small and cute!

So any guesses as to whether or not this is a dream?

>>42768256
>D-don't worry! I got this!

>>42768256
>>D-don't worry! I got this!
GET THE TEA

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>>42768349
It's a dream, but it's a dream based on Cole's fears of adulthood.

And all that comes with it.

>>42768349
1000% real life, no chance it's fantasy.
Cole is in Wonderland, this is her reality~.

>>42768349
I bet Cole is in medical with Producer sleeping at her side with the Alice book. Vahlen comes in, telling her how she became really ill due to some technobabble about how some genemodded people handle dietary stuff differently.

>>42768256

>D-don't worry! I got this!

>>42768512
>Not because she stumbled upon a sweets stash and OD on it.

>>42768566
>>42768512
That or Producer put her on a All Vegan diet for blowing up the fridge.

>>42768349
>>42768375
>>42768383
>>42768566
I prefer the theory that Loki the cat is in fact that Norse God get cursed in cat form, and he having a little prank with Cole right now.

>>42768621
>It all ends with Cole waking up wearing the Alice dress in the middle of all the other idols.

>>42768660
and Loki winking to reader.

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>>42768660
>Cole has to do a show themed around Alice and Wonderland
>she was preparing for it, but fell asleep

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>>42768566
>>42768512
>>42768349

So what, she's in a diabetic coma? Did she forget to take her insulin?

>yfw Cole was diagnosed with Type 1 diabeetus and needs to take daily insulin shots to prevent this sorta thing from happening

>>42768754
I think she is just dreaming at night after eating a week old pizza that was in the fridge.

Random aside: In the actual book, didn't Alice eventually admit that she WAS kinda bonkers? I recall a line:

'I give myself very good advice...but I very seldom follow it.'

Sounds like something someone a bit off their rocker would say, I wager.

>>42768867
That sounds like Cole.

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>>42768256
"D-don't worry! I got this!" You insist as your arms and legs begin press against the walls. You were also having to increasingly bend your neck to make space for your head.

"THE STRESS I DETECT IN YOUR VOICE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE."

"Don't get smart with me!" You grunt.

However, it seemed that your rapid growth did indeed seem to be having some adverse reaction in the room. You could see cracks forming all along the walls and ceiling, but what was more distressing was the fact that water was starting to leak through those cracks, dripping onto your face and clothes.

"REQUESTING EMERGENCY SHRINKING SOLUTION." K-Zwolf yells. "ETA 30 SECONDS!"

"I d-don't have thirty seconds!" You grunt.

"Pssst! Cole!" You hear a familiar voice, but can't immediately place it.

"W-wha?" You try to look around, but your head is stuck.

"Just a word of advice. There is no room." The voice says cryptically.

"There is no... room?" You blink.

>Wait for K-Zwolf to get a new potion.
>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.
>Other

>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

>>42768930
>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.
We a titan now

>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

>>42768930
>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.
Fuck you Morpheus!

>>42768930
>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT

>>42768930
>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

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>>42768930
>>FUCK THIS ROOM AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

Fuck the room, fuck the sentient doorknob, and fuck the Red Queen once we see her!

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>>42768991
We're gonna conquer Wonderland and get Cole named the White Princess.

ELECTRIC PRINCESS ROUTE IS GO

>>42768754
OMG! I get the special series theme!
These are the CIMQ idols having the craziest dreams!

Quick guys! What dreams will the other idols have that are thread worthy?

Sparky in Gensokyo?
Morgan in Strike Witches 89?
Julie in Ghost in the Shell?
Melissa in Kancolle Quest?

okay these are terrible ideas...

>>42768991
>fuck the Red Queen once we see her!
Oh myyyyyy~

>>42769020
Morgan in Valkyria Chronicles?

>>42769020
Rin in Wizard of Oz would be nice.

>>42768930
>>Other
....Railgun the walls/K-zDoor?

>>42769045
We already have it.
It called Valkyria Merc Quest Tw*GRUBLDJALJSKGHKL*

>>42769020
Rin and the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

She (accidentally) crushes Sparky and steals her shoes. And the Munchkins are all Idol Puchis that sing their song.

>>42768991

>Fuck the Red Queen

Oh, I assure you, we'll be doing that.

All night long.

>>42768930
>Other
THERE IS NO SPOON!

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>>42769026

Oh, we'll fuck her alright. We'll fuck her gently, with the lights turned off, holding hands the entire time

>>42769045

But Morgan made her debut in Valkyria Chronicles Season Two, aka "The Season that the Fanbase would Rather Forget".

>>42768991

Cole x Rin?

yesss

>>42769113
Kaneda in drag?

...I'll allow it.

>>42769020
No, no, these Ideas are something Merc can work with! We need more CIMQ to flow and this can do it!

>>42769020
CIMQ: Post-Cyberpunk Soldier.
or
CIMG: Wildlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_VNkjw-_Hs

Or something based on Schlock Mercenary?
Sparky would fit like a glove.

>>42769221
>one shot on a comic nobody has read

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So how straight are we playing this to the Disney version of the book--or are we playing it straight to the source material?

Also, are we gonna see any mention of Jabberwocks or Bandersnatches or anything that was like that Tim Burton...thing...that came out a couple years ago now?

>>42769258
>Implying implications.

I've read it.

>>42769261
From Merc's Twitter:
"THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED VERSION. Not that CGI crap with Johnny Depp"

>>42769258
well, not in 4chan at least.
Though i wonder why /tg/ didn't even talk about upcoming Schlock Mercenary RPG book.

>>42769301
It hurts that we have to make that distinction.

>>42769301
Okay guys,
Pair up CIMQ girls+supporter characters with a Disney movie, new or old.

>>42769331
If it's any consolation, it hurts a bit less to make the distinction between the Alice book illustrated by Kriss Sison and the Alice Bodyswap in Wonderland manga both distributed by Seven Seas....

>>42769365
Morgan as Anastasia?

Yes, I know that's not Disney.

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>>42768930
Okay, you were barely here for five minutes and you were OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS SHIT. You wriggle around, striking the walls with your feet, knees, and elbows to weaken them. The cracks grow wider and wider, and more water begins flooding in, completely drenching you, but you don't care. You have to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Finally, the walls give away, breaking apart like glass and you feel yourself being swept away by a blast of salty water. Before you know it, you're sent spinning and rolling underwater, with no idea where the surface was, IF there was even a surface...

Oh yeah, and the whole 'getting dunked in water' thing.

Stay calm. STAY CALM AND BREA- STAY CALM.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42769403
HERE COMES THE SN-wrong quest.

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>>42769020

Niko in Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. The final fight is against a shirtless, ripped P-San.

Rin in the Wizard of Oz would be pretty awesome, too. I'm a bit of an asshat when it comes to musical theater, though, so if I were Merc I'd toss in a couple bits and pieces from Wicked, too.

Julie I think would mesh well with the atmosphere of a 70's crime drama--something blaxploitation or buddy coppy.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42769403

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42769403
BZZZZZT

>>42769466
Shit son.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42769403

BE COOL

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>>42769466
Well done anon.

>>42769466
and then Cole got over her phobia of water

>>42769503
>new ability unlock: Electric Eel

>>42769443
Julie in Die Hard, as a Christmas special.

>>42769466
>>42769503
>>42769500
>>42769511
And once again, Cole gets a new power and is one step closer to winning the super power lottery.

>>42769443
Julie in Senran Kagura

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>>42769466
time for a new superpower!

>>42769554
If Cole is an playable characters in MMOG, forum will rife with "Please Nerf Cole"
And developer will be, like, "Working as intended".

>>42769554
>>42769647
Not sure how well all her abilities compare to things like Julie's raw strength/figure, Rin's charm/seduction ability, Nika's uber stealing skills,etc.

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>>42769403
You're stuck swirling uselessly in the water when you feel something tug at the back of your neck, pulling you to the surface. Confused, you turn around, only to see a dark silhouette of a girl pulling you up. However, you blink and she's suddenly gone.

Thankfully, though, you can now see light coming down from the sun, giving you a point of reference as you kick yourself to the surface. You breach the surface, taking in a breath of much badly needed air before you realize you're next to a boat, with a pirate girl standing in pointing a sword at you.

"Avast!" Sparky growls, dressed in stereotypical pirate garb and swishing her saber flashily but uselessly through the air. "What business do you bring from the deep!?!"

You just stare blankly.

>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?
>That's a mighty nice looking boat you got there...
>Other

>>42769699
>>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769699
>>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769699
>That's a mighty nice looking boat you got there...
Your boat?
Our boat?
Our boat.

>>42769699
>Other
>I'm looking for a bunny girl. Have you seen her?

>>42769699
>>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769699
>>That's a mighty nice looking boat you got there...

Where's your ship?

>>42769699
>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769699
>>That's a mighty nice looking boat you got there...
Cole desires.

>>42769699

>>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

Whaaa? This isn't Alice in Wonderland! Is Pirates of the Caribbean bleeding in here too?

>>42769699
>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769790
>Pirates of the Caribbean meets Kancolle

Now there's an idea...

>>42769824
At this point, we're making Sunday a "Give a good idea to Merc and he'll run it" Quest day...

>>42769824

No, Anon. No.

You're going too deep with your crossovers. There's a point where they go from cool to ridiculous and that there jumps the shark harder than paraplegic koala in an Evel Knievel outfit.

>>42769699
>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769699
>Uhhh, can you give me a ride to land?

>>42769888
Works for me.

How about this. "Idols sign up to join the WWE for a shot at the title belt."

>>42769699
Seconding
>>I'm looking for a bunny girl. Have you seen her?

>>42769962
How about CIMQ-ACQ crossover?
Clover idols doing promotion for Artemis. Or making a movie based on Wildcards exploit.

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>>42769962

Special guest appearance by JOHN CENA as the belt holder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To&spfreload=10

>>42769962
Cena wins lel

>>42770112
Honestly, I was thinking that would work as Julie's theme.

Wait. I got it. Julie's special is a WWE spin-off where she is John Cena.

>>42769888
CIMQ special: Mojave Express edition.

Julie as Momotarou?

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>>42770207
>Idol Quest set in the Fallout Universe, modeled after the Talent Pool quest

I want this.

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>>42769699
"Uhhhh, I'm following this rabbit girl. Looks like she's in a hurry and keeps saying she's late? Have seen her?" You ask as you tread water.

"Hahaha! Don't be silly!" Sparky laughs. "This is the ocean! Rabbits don't come from the ocean! That wouldn't make any sense at all!"

You get the feeling that there's some kind of irony here that you're missing.

"Uh, anyways, you mind giving me a ride to land in your boat?" You ask.

"Ship." Sparky says flatly.

"Huh?" You blink.

"Pirates sail ships, not boats!" Sparky corrects you, holding the tip of her sword right in front of your nose. "Learn the difference!"

"Okay! Okay! Ship! You have a nice ship!" You say.

"ALL ABOARD!" Sparky roars as she grabs you by the collar and pulls you in. "Don't you worry! We're pretty close to land, we'll be there within the fortnight!"

You just lean back and try to dry yourself off, and trying not to get sick on the rolling of the ocean waves. You never did like the water. However, thankfully, you could see land on the horizon, just a little more...

And then everything is ruined when Sparky spontaneously bursts into song like it was a Disney movie or something.

"Oh, a sailor's life is
The life for me
How I love to sail o'er
The bounding sea
And I never, never,
Ever do a thing about the weather
For the weather never
Ever does a thing for me!

Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me
Tiddle-ee-um pom pom
Deedle dum dum dee... "

(cont)

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>>42770207

For a moment there, I had a bright spot and thought you were talking about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Then I realized you were talking about Fallout New Vegas, and while still enthused, am not as excited as before.

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>>42770262

"Is the singing really necessary?" You groan.

"Why of course! It keeps the whale away!" Sparky grunts as she works the rudders.

"I thought whales were nice." You frown.

"No no, not whales! THE Whale!" Spark corrects.

And that's when a massive whale bursts out of the water with a roar.

Except this whale was on FIRE.

"AGH! YOU COME TO TAKE ME BOAT AGAIN!?" Sparky roars in anger. "WELL OVER MY DEAD BODY!"

Sparky then tosses her sword aside and reaches down to pull up a pair of rocket launchers out of nowhere. She tosses one to you, which you awkwardly catch.

"Be a good dear and provide some fire support, kay?" Sparky says as she starts firing rockets at the Fire Whale.

>You should help her out.
>NOPE
>Other

>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

>>42770258
With Producer as The Courier?

>>42769888
Daily life of Niko CYBERPUNK SHINOBI as she goes behind enemy lines and helps out the combat idols with discretion

>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

Otherwise we risk another dip

>>42770290
>You should help her out.
Not in the mood for another swim.

>boats
Damn it captcha, weren't you paying attention to Captain Sparky?

>>42770290
>You should help her out.

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS IN THE STORY

>>42770290
>You should help her out.
water is bad for growing Coles.

>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

fucking fire whale.

Still trying to figure out how to defeat the man on fire at the factory. How am I supposed to use the water pit anyways.

>>42770290

>You should help her out.

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>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

THIS ISN'T ALICE IN WONDERLAND AT ALL!

Goddammit, Cole, did Rochelle let you have a save file for TPP, too?

>>42770356
You didn't use the water towers?

>>42770356

Plant C4 on water tower.

Lure Volginto the water tower

Detonate C4.

>>42770356
shoot things that look like they might have water of some kind in them when he is near them.

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>>42770356
The most effective methods are to either try to knock him into the water pit with a grenade, or plant c4 or on the water tower, lure him near it, and drop the water tower on him.

>>42770369

No... No i did not. Too preoccupied with the stupid pool.

Fuck me.

>>42770419

Merc, are you planning on running the CIMQ franchise into the ground with all these spinoffs?

>>42770458
Well, I think after this we won't be seeing any more for a while.

>>42770458

CIMQ: Cinderella Girls

You're an idol, joining clover

>>42770419
what about the squirt gun?

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>>42770290
>>You should help her out.

>>42770458
No, that won't happen until we have CIMQ: Other M.

>>42770491
only if we get that smile smile producer

>>42770491
Maybe instead of Payday quest, merc should've make another CIMQ with new agency in nearby city.

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>>42770492
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh wait, you're serious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42770290
>Other
CAN WE FUCKING RAILGUN YET?

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>>42770290
You look at the rocket launcher, and then at the giant flaming whale. You figure why the hell not. You owned Sparky for giving you a ride, and really would prefer not to swim again.

>Roll 1d20

>>42770575
We have yet to actually summon lightning.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42770588

WAHAHAHAHA

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42770588

>>42770588
LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42770588

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42770588

>>42770617
Armchair, it helps if you use dice.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42770588
KABOOOOOM

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>>42770471
>>42770491
>>42770521

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMjKaqk_3EI&spfreload=10

I imagine that this is what the franchise will look like some ten months down the road and ALL THE ONE-SHOTS will have been suggested and played out, including one or two that would get us booted from /tg/ and moved to different boards.

Yes, even the board for the tiny pastel-colored horses.

>>42770491
>quest about FRIENDSHIP and MUSIC
>also GUNS and PTSD

I'd follow it.

>>42770492
No, it doesn't work.

It does short out electronics, though.

>>42770651
A lot of these ideas aren't even necessarily for the current cast, just the current universe and concept.

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>>42770588
You fire off the rocket and it spirals away in a burst of fire. You see it hit solidly against the Fire Whale, which makes it flinch. Sparky's rocket launcher apparently seems to have infinite rockets, as she fires off missile after missile into the Fire Whale. Explosions ripple across the giant creature, causing it turn away from the attacks and barely missing the boat.

You decide to add in a little extra spice, concentrating hard and dropping a lightning bolt onto the whale. It shrieks and dives back under the surface, steam and smoke rising from where it once was.

"WOOOO!" Sparky cheers. "Would've like to have taken it's head, but I guess we can't have everything eh?"

That's when the boat jolts when it reaches the beach.

"Well! Here we are, at land, as promised!" Sparky grins. "I'll let you go, free of charge! As thanks for helpin' me out with that whale!"

"Um, thanks." You mumble. "So uh, do you know the way-"

"Nope! Can't help ya there!" Sparky says, still cheerful. "Good luck!"

Grumbling at your rotten luck, you trudge off into the forest when you see something swish by very quickly.

...Loki?

>Better find that damn cat.
>Forget about that damn cat.
>Other

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.

>>42770937
>>Forget about that damn cat.
We can deal with him later.

>>42770937
>Other
RAILGUN THAT CAT.

>>42770937
>Forget about that damn cat.

>>42770955
The cat will guide us though.

>>42770937
>>Fire electricity at the cat.

It' can't run away if it's stunned.

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.

>>42770937
Tase the Cat, acquire cat.

>>42770976
i am just aware about that fact, but decided to keep my original vote because something hilarious might happen

>>42770937
>>Better find that damn cat.

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>>42770937
>>Better find that damn cat.
He's got a lot of splainin to do...

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.

What if Cole decides to get some more powers vis genemods, maybe some nanomachines, or even (BEWARE OF SPOILERS) vocal chord parasites?

>>42771000
I'd rather stay on the rails for now so we can multi-track drift later and get White Queen Cole.

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.
Morgan is gonna be sooooo pissed if we lose her cat.

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.

We need answers.

>>42771051
>Morgan is gonna be sooooo pissed if we lose her cat.
"In Russia, we don't hunt fox. WE HUNT BEAR! One hour Cole, one hour."

>>42771036
>Vahlen: "That sounds like a stupid idea, they don't work like that!"

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>>42771036
>[spoilers] + idols

I wonder if we could create a strain that improved singing...

>>42770937
>Better find that damn cat.

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>>42770937
Goddamnit. You remembered why you were originally here. To find that damn cat. You quickly follow the little bugger through the forest, pushing through the foliage and brush, until you slide to a halt when you seem him perched on a high branch.

"All right, Loki, just come down quietly." You say as if the cat could actually understand you. "Or things are gonna get messy."

Sparks fly from your hands as you prepare an electrical attack, just in case. Enough to stun him, at the very least.

"Well, there's no need for that, Cole." Loki grins.

"W-w-what?!?!" You gasp. "You can talk?!"

"Of course. The denizens here have a penchant for that." Loki purrs.

"Well, just come down and we can go home." You grunt.

"Do you even know where 'home' is?" Loki says, its grin growing even wider.

"Um, well..." You pause. "DAMNIT! What the fuck do we do?!"

"Well, when the only way is forward..." Loki grins.

>Fuck you! I go my own path!
>...fine. I'll play along for now.
>Other

>>42771241
>inb4 Idol Warfare evolves to the point where strains would MUTE them.

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

>>42771301
>Fuck you! I go my own path!

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>>42771301
>Fuck you! I go my own path!

We'll end up running into the hatter anyway

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>>42771241

That sounds extremely unethical and not too far off from Vahlen's alley and yeah it might be something to do to keep her busy when she's not preoccupied with RESEARCHING THOSE GODDAMN FIRESTORMS FUCKDAMMIT WOMAN I'M LOSING ACES FASTER THAN I CAN REPLACE THEM

>>42771301
>...fine. I'll play along for now.

>>42771301
>Fuck you! I go my own path!
You cannot contain the lightning.

>>42771301
>...fine. I'll play along for now.

"CATS DON'T GRIN LIKE THAT! Seriously what does Morgan see in you...."

>>42771301
>...fine. I'll play along for now.

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

>>42771301
>Fuck you! I go my own path!

>>42771301
>>Fuck you! I go my own path!

I won't do what you tell me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

>>42771301
>Other
...Try going backwards.

>>42771557
No! We have to run as fast as we can to stay just where we are!

Imagine what going backwards would do! Probably turn back time!

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>>42771301
You don't know why, but something about this fucking cat REALLY pissed you off. It spoke as if it controlled your fate. The fucking nerve!

"Well fuck you and the branch you're sitting on! I go my own path!" You snap as you storm off in a random direction.

"Well, whatever you say, Cole. Whatever you say." Loki chuckles.

As you head deeper into the forest, you begin to hear a noise in the distance. Encourage, you press further, until you see a small clearing. Inside, you see a large banquet table, filled with teacups and tea kettles and all sorts of tea related accessories. However, the table was largely empty except near the end. You see four figures. Julie, Melissa, and Morgan were there, in extremely odd getups. Julie was wearing a silly top hat, while Melissa was also wearing bunny ears and Morgan was wearing little mouse ears. Julie and Melissa seemed to be hitting it off, drinking tea like their cups were bottomless and laughing a little too loudly. Morgan, seemed to be asleep.

You also saw Rochelle, sitting at one of the seats and tied up and gagged. She was squirming and struggling, obviously trying to escape.

>Better go ask them what's going on.
>Better go rescue Rochelle.
>Other

>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

>>42771863
>Better go rescue Rochelle.

Why do I feel like this is going to cause us to end up like her?

>>42771863
>Better go ask them what's going on.
>Other
See if there is any sugar.

>>42771863
>>Better go rescue Rochelle.

>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

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>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

Tea party time!

>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

>>42771895
Ever wonder what sort of tea they're drinking?

>>42771863
>Better go rescue Rochelle.

>>42771863
>Better go ask them what's going on.

>>42771863
>Better go rescue Rochelle.

>>42771863
>>Better go ask them what's going on.

>>42771863
>Better go ask them what's going on.

This is what Rochelle gets for not waiting for us during the initial drop...

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>>42771863
Well, you might as well see what this was all about. You gingerly walk into the clearing, where Juile's eyes immediately snap to you.

"A GUEST!" Juile says happily, and in a blink of an eye, she's already behind you and pushing you forward, sitting you right across from the tied up Rochelle. "It's so nice to have more guests! Things have been dreadfully lonely here!"

"I'm sure." You mumble.

"Oh, a new guest?" Melissa looks up. "Hope she's more lively than the first one."

Rochelle screams something, but her words are obscured by the gag.

Meanwhile, Morgan snores loudly, her head resting on the table.

"Tea?" Melissa asks, holding out a cup.

"Um, I guess."

"Waitaminute." Melissa whips around, snatching the cup out of your grasp. "Julie, isn't it your unbirthday today?"

"OH RIIIIIIGHT!" Julie's jaw drops. "I totally forgot!"

"Honestly." Melissa shakes her head, downing the teacup and casually tossing it away.

"Hey-" You grab Melissa's arm, and it pops off.

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" You scream as Melissa's dismembered arm twitches and flails wildly before skittering off into the forest like one of those fucking Australian spiders.

"Is something wrong?" Melissa asks, now with two arms again and casually sipping another cup of tea.

"I-what. Whaaa?!" You choke.

"Anyways, where were we?" Julie speaks up. "Oh right! UNBIRTHDAY!"

Oh my god these bitches were fucking crazy.

>Let's just... leave...
>Let's get Rochelle out of here.
>Just keep playing along.
>Other

>>42772473
>>Let's get Rochelle out of here.

Okay, thank you, bye.

>>42772473
>Just keep playing along.

What's an Unbirthday? Do we get cake?

>>42772473
>>Just keep playing along.

>>42772473
>>Just keep playing along.

They want crazy? We gonna give 'em COLE CRAZY!

>>42772473
>Let's get Rochelle out of here.
If we get interference. then..
>Other
Electric-shock therapy time.

>>42772473
>>Just keep playing along.
Cake? cake? Cake?