Rumble in the Jungle EditionArchive: https://archive.moe/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/orhttps://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/Twitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonThemes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404Recently: You've gone to the jungle with Aria to give Garchomp that showdown he's been pining for.General rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever!Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.Badges: 8Pokemon: Devon (Houndoom)Nibbles (Tyrantrum)Leviathan (Gyarados)Zappy Dan (Magnezone)Trunks (Trevenant)Fel (Butterfree)Aria (Meloetta)Destiny (Kingdra)Raistlin (Alakazam)Vlad (Crobat)
>>42765137Time to show Garchomp who the real King ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMf7WyKwHbw
>>42765137There was an 'n' that shouldn't be there at the end of your twitter link, OP.
the link in your twitter is broken
>>42765137Yeah the Twitter link doesn't work.
Gobble is live?
Alright, this link works.
>>42765234Getting your apologybutts in earlier and earlier, huh. Soon the OP image will be an apologybutt.
A few bird Pokemon watch from tall branches surrounding the clearing. Your opponent, Garchomp, seems to be a bit of a celebrity around here.A few small Gible approach Garchomp from behind. Hen fiercely hisses at them and they run back to the bush in a fearful hurry. The other Gabite and the few Garchomp also back away a little.You feel another drop of blood run down your face. Your opponent’s nostrils flare at the scent.Aria keeps herself firmly between you and Garchomp.A Mankey screams from behind. A few plant and other types of Pokemon encroach for a good view, but nobody dares get too close.Garchomp growls lowly. It raises its arm and pitch, working the crowd. They responded in an eerie chant and stop.Aria lowers her fighting stance just a little. She’s fighting the urge to do something flashy before the fight too. >Attack now and humiliate him in front of the crowd>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.>Work the crowd yourself. Aria needs to learn to keep some discipline in a match>Do a routine with Aria. >Wait for the crowd to quiet down and until Garchomp is ready, then fight>Something else
>>42765284>eerie chant and stomp[Yeesh.]
>>42765284>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.
>>42765284>>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.
>>42765284>Do a routine with Aria.
>>42765335You could have just told us if you wanted a buttposting thread Gobble! Even if that's a front-butt.
>>42765368>>42765400>>42765512Garchomp will take a cheap shot, we need to have someone watching him.
>>42765284>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp
>>42765284>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.Unrelated, but it turns out Nuzlocke isn't dead all of a sudden
>>42765646Yeah he's been back for about a month nowHe finally finished Muh Phoenix and is back on Hard Mode
So anyone know what happened to APoHQ? I didn't follow Profs other quest and apparently he went on break or something?
Aria’s eyes glance back at you. You give her a nod.She lowers her guard and opens her mouth. A melodious tune rings through the the air. The Pokemon watching let their chant die off and listen closely.Aria twirls at the attention. Just as she turns away from Garchomp though, he rushes at her.You have half a second to react. He’s fast. Really fast. The only reason you even get this chance is because you were keeping a close eye on him for Aria’s sake. Her attention isn’t on you and she’s singing loudly.>Try to hit Garchomp with a Pokeball>Try to push her out of the way (medium difficulty)>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)>Retrieve Aria with her Pokeball (Easy, but might be seen as a wuss move)>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.>Something else
>>42765829I miss Ceru.She was awesome. And adorable.
>>42765888>>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
>>42765888>>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.oh hell no. Assert dominance.
>>42765888>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)Badass you say?
>>42765888>>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)>>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.combine these but no fist. Just jump in front of him and stare right into his eyes.
>>42765888>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)You can't include a choice like this, Gobble. We can't choose any other option.
>>42765888>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>42765888>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)>>42765912We are asserting dominance.
>>42765888>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.
>>42765888>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.He's already afraid of us
I haven't read the quest since the island with the princesses but by god you sons of bitches better get your hands on one of the garchomp family.
>>42766062Maybe...I mean, if he shows he's not a beta bitch, I guess.
>>42766062Fuck that, Dick has a Garchomp already. We don't need another one to beat his ass. We're alright with the team we have.
>>42766102>>42766110I dont care if its a garchomp of a gible but you fuckers need to catch one.
>>42766110Nah we're gonna catch this guy. We may not use him in the Tourny, but he'll be s surprise pick for the Elite 4.
>>42766062I love Garchomp, but I'm against this. We already have 10 pokemon, 3+ have the potential for mega evolution. Plus we already have 2 dragons, a pseudo dragon, and a legendary. Is a Garchomp really necessary?
[Alrighty! Give me three 1d100 rolls]
>>42766181Garchomps are always necessary.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>42766190
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>42766190Watch us fail
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>42766190
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>42766190
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>42766190Do it
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>42766190
We got a good roll!
>>42766236not good enough
So either Aria got hit, but not too bad, or we punched Chompy really good, but broke our hand?
>>42766236B- is good, my mother told me so!
>>42766262Punching supersonic land sharks is rarely a good idea.
>>42766262I'd be okay if the worst thing we got from this was a broken hand
>>42766274Should have done some training with Vance I suppose.
Rolled 94 (1d100)[Rollin' for Garchomp. Dis gonna be good]
>>42766336This quest is roll under right?
>>42766336welp time to get a robot hand
>>42766336Who needs two hands anyway?
>>42766336Well, there goes our arm.plus side, we get a nifty robo arm to go with Robin's robo eye!
>>42766336Goddammit fucking roll offs
>>42766336You see why you want a Garchomp guys?
>>42766336That's not fair Goebbels!
>>42766336So uh, we gonna lose a limb? Maybe a broken arm?But we're still continuing the battle.
dammit i go to eat dinner and everything goes to shit
Rhetorical question, but do Potions and stuff work on humans? Just a question.
why are we picking a fight with a Garchomp when we know we can lose an eye with a single bad roll?
>80Your feet move before your brain does. You’re already there with a fist flying before you even realize what you’re doing.Time slows down as your eyes catch Garchomps. You see shock all over his face. Good. You gaze him down as you drag your fist through the solid air. You know he could dodge this, but you also know this was the last thing he saw coming and so you through as much strength into it as you have.It connects and the jungle goes quiet.Garchomp face is pushed back just a bit. He slowly comes to realize the punch wasn't all that bad at all. His confidence grows and yours vanishes. You’re completely at his mercy. The look on his face tells you he does not understand the concept.He spins around faster than you can really see and suddenly you're in incredible pain. You go flying back as blue and green and black flash over your vision. The pain becomes distant and secondary to the complete confusion of what just happened.Everything goes black.(continued. Still writing.)
>>42766728all of that build up with the intimidation was just completely lost
>>42766711picking a fight with any pokemon is generally a bad idea, unless your Vance.
>>42766728WE FUCKED UP!
>>42766728Why the fuck would anyone use Flame Punch on a Blastoise?Charizard can learn thunder.
>>42766728RIP Kat, pussy-game too strong, punching-game too weak.
>>42766760All you assholes had to do was have our Legendary Pkemon kick Garchomp's dragon ass for us, really what did y'all expect to happen punching a Garchomp?
>>42766772Motherfucker must inject himself with nanomachines or something. No way hes natty.
>>42766728Kats tough, she shouldn't get totally knocked out by this.
Okay so away we can turn this around we can laugh it off that we lost and use it as a lesson for Aria.That is unless we just got killed
>>42766728Good news, we probably still have our arm (perhaps even intact). Bad news, we might have died.>>42766794I believe that's mega punch actually
WE GARCHOMP QUEST NOW>>42766822Nigger its a supersonic dragon land shark. Do you know the damage pokemon can cause? She is lucky if she is alive.
>>42766822You do realize what Pokemon can actually do right?We just punched a Motherfucking Dragon that can travel at Supersonic speeda on land and expected good things to happen from it.
>>42766728...I chose a bad time to notice this was running.
>>42765979>>42765910>>42765930>>42765970>>42766006Punch>>42765912>>42765933>>42765964>>42765993>>42766008>>42766022>>42766025>>42766058Don't punch(note while >>42765933 was ostensibly a combination, the person writing this didn't want us to try punching Garchomp, just getting in his face)Unless that would have resulted in an even worse outcome, I'm perplexed by how this happened.
>>42766728Sounds and vision swirl and dance. You try to force it into cohesive sensory input, but it’s slow to come to you. You feel warm and freezing at the same time. Your head just does not want to work right.The world comes back into focus. You see Aria floating over you. She’s yelling something in the direction of Garchomp, you think.Your head turns to your arm. Oh. Look at that. It’s still there, but there’s some bone sticking out. Yup. That’s a lot of blood too. You wonder why it doesn't hurt.Oh, there’s the pain. You grit your teeth and almost fall over from your seated position. You catch yourself though. Luckily you did it instinctively with your good arm.This isn’t good. Other Pokemon crowd around to see better. Aria looks to you and to Garchomp who is slowly walking over. She’s holding herself back from attacking him in case you need her to do something else.A drop of blood runs down your eye. You must have other injuries. You can’t even think straight, but you have to do something.>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp>Concede to Garchomp, try to walk back, and hope he’ll let you>Get up, try to punch Garchomp with your good arm again>Try to talk Garchomp into joining your team>Cough up some blood and pass out>Something else
>>42767049Gobble is suffering
>>42767049the don't punch options were all mixed up
>>42766931Case in point if I got the right webm.Should be a charazard wrecking a large portion of a forest with one hit. And Garchomps evolve twelve levels higher than charazards.
>>42767080Aria use Sing
>>42767080>Get up. Start the battle with GarchompTOIM FA FOIGHTAN
>>42767080>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
>>42767104that's a Mega Charizard though, not a regular Charizard.
>>42767049[Oh shit. I completely misread that as combining.Do you guys want to redo that? That's 100% my bad.]
>>42767080Aria use sing, when Garchomp hopefully falls asleep Aria can carry us back to the cabin
>>42767080Play dead and hope he goes away
>>42767080>Try to talk Garchomp into joining your team
>>42767080>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp...this is a bad idea.But it's still probably the best chance we've got.
>>42767139which ever you think is best Bosseither way I demand butts
>>42767139Eh, it's over now so let's just keep going!
>>42767139Flip for it
>>42767136Yeah and a garchomp could probably tank that hit just fine assuming its actually a fire attack. Pokemon is fucking crazy. Ten year olds are allowed to walk around with pockets full of doomsday weapons.
>>42767139Do what you think is best.>>42767167Yes butts.
>>42767139it's to late, you have already given us pretty devastating injuries right before the league; no takesies backsies live with the choices that have been made.
>>42767139I vote no just keep going, I like where this is going
>>42767139I'd say the results would still be the sameSure we wouldn't have punched but the rolls what they were we'd have still been beat the fuck back
>>42767139Eh, while I did collect the votes, I feel like the more honest thing to do would have been for me to have done that before you started writing, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have bothered had we actually beaten the DC, which is kind of shitty. Maybe just a slight downgrade in the gravity of our injuries?
>>42767080>>Something elseKeep sitting, start battle with Garchomp while ripping your clothes into makeshift bandages and checking what label on Potion says about human consumption.
>>42767139maybe just have the injuries not be as severe as Kat thinks they might be?
>>42767220But that wasn't the choice that was made.
>>42767080>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchompalso laugha lot
>>42767220>no takesies backsies live with the choices that have been made.But... the whole point of why he's offering now is that that line you just dropped isn't applicable because it isn't the result of the choices we've made. I mean I get not wanting to retcon, but your logic seems faulty.
>>42767080>Get up. Start the battle with GarchompSo how pissed is Robin going to be when she sees the state we're in? Also,>cohesive sensory input,Since when the hell does Kat know what that means?>>42767139Too late, keep going!
>>42767270>open fractureEverything else might be minor but this once will be a bit of an issue.
>>42767220I agree, hopefully this will be a nasty reminder of the power Pokemon truly have; fucking with fully evolved/Legendary Pokemon is dangerous shit.
>>42767167>>42767170>>42767181>>42767210>>42767216[Well, I could reserve one freebie as compensation the next time the dice go tits up, if that works.Kat's arm may or may not be salvageable/have permanent damage, depending on how quickly she gets medical attention.We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]
>>42767302Garchomps attack rocked her brain and made her smarter. Like when people can play piano after a car crash.
>>42767310We don't need arms to battle. I was more thinking of downgrading the concussion/going into shock.
>>42767302>>cohesive sensory input,>Since when the hell does Kat know what that means?She's dating a nerd. Had to have it rub on somehow.
>>42767329>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]I'm in favor of that one, since it seems unlikely we'll be able to get immediate medical attention.
>>42767329I can only accept amputation of the arm.So we can get a robot arm.
>>42767270an open fracture will fuck your shit up, frankly we are lucky to not be going into shock
>>42767329How about the arm is just really busted up like >>42767364said
>>42767329Downgrading arm from 'Fucked' to 'Hurt' would be nice...
>>42767329>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]that sounds good
>>42767364What are you talking about, we can have Vernon drive us in his car and--Oh yeah. On second though, >>42767364
>>42767329>[Well, I could reserve one freebie as compensation the next time the dice go tits up, if that works.>Kat's arm may or may not be salvageable/have permanent damage, depending on how quickly she gets medical attention.Souunds good boss.>Concede to Garchomp, try to walk back, and hope he’ll let you
>>42767080>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
>>42767139whatever you think is best
>>42767329Just make it so our arm is workable by the Tourny
>>42767329>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad.i'm okay with this
>every interaction with Garchomp is blowing rasberries and smooching him>get cocky and start dancing at the start of a fight then having your trainer punch him when he attacksKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKYou aren't playing a Mary Sue, kiddos!
You get up and start laughing.Everyone looks at you like you’re crazy.Well, they’re probably not wrong.“All that strength and for what? Don’t you have any sense of strategy?”Garchomp cocks its head.“I can still use Pokeballs. I can still give commands.” You rip up your shirt to make a bandage. “But now I know exactly how fast you move and how hard you hit.” You look him right in the eye and force yourself not to blink from the sting of blood in yours. “Now I know you don’t stand a chance against Aria. Come on! Let’s do this!”Aria takes a fighting stance, emboldened by your words. Garchomp reacts with one of his own.>Sing, drop him in his run>Wake-up Slap. Give the crowd some noise>Perish Song, knock em all out>Close Combat>Hyper Voice, blow him away>Quick Attack, show him speed>Psybeam>Echoed Voice, let the crowd have it if they get close>Psychic>Role Play>Round>Confusion>Teeter Dance>Relic Song[Aria is in Aria Forme. ]
>>42767329/tg/ really is dumblike really really dumbso glad you fucked them up
>>42767666>Teeter DanceDebuff stacking is go
>>42767634No, we're playing Kat[Spoiler]and Kat plays with Robin[/spoiler]
>>42767666>Sing, drop him in his run
>>42767666>>Hyper Voice, blow him away
>>42767666>>Sing, drop him in his run
>>42767666>Wake-up Slap. Give the crowd some noise
>>42767666>>Sing, drop him in his runBeddiebyes, sharky.
>>42767666>Quick Attack, show him speed>>42767706Fucking dammit
>>42767666>Hyper Voice, blow him away
See if your pokemon are strong enough you can afford to dick around like that.
[Alright. 5 minute, quote only vote.]>sing>hyper voice
>>42767974Why are her nipples not aligned? or is she missing her right nipple?
>>42768002[watch those spaces]
If we do Sing we should go with Relic Song next and get that STAB Wake-Up Slap
Off to sleep, good luck in the fight anons!
Rolled 10 (1d100)[Roll for sleep!]
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>42768234
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>42768234
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>42768234Me gusta his fuckup
>>42768234Look, Aria will do so well, Sing is affecting anons irl>>42768206
>>42768234The ass was fat
>>42768275I am completely fine with Kat losing her arm from this shit and actions need consequences if you want people to learn to not do stupid shit like punch large, dangerous pokemon in the future.
>>42768461hey, I voted to just stare him down
>>42768461Are you just being dense or something? We already talked about this.
>>42768461youuhyou know that punching lost rightgobble miscounted
“Sing!”Garchomp’s arms glow purple as he rushes towards Meloetta. That’s either Dual Chop or Dragon Rush. You’re not sure how a Garchomp does it.Either way, it doesn’t matter. Aria’s voice echoes out as she produces a majestic melody. The loud Mankey yawns drops out of his tree. A Vileplume falls over. And Garchomp slows to a halt. His eyelids come down and he lowers himself onto the ground, fast asleep.But he won’t be asleep for long.>Now! Hyper Voice and blow him away!>Wake Up Slap!>Relic Song. Transform!>Psychic. Lay on the damage!>Just walk away.>Something else.
>>42768569>Psychic. Lay on the damage!
>>42768569>>Relic Song. Transform!
>>42768569>Relic Song. Transform!
>>42768529And yet instead of retaconing it we are never the less still injured, but "Don't worry guys, its not as bad as it looks!" Why even leave us injured at all since it will have no future impact on us now? I think it is the wrong way to go about it, instead either retacon it so we don't do something dumb or keeping the result and getting some narrative mileage out of it.
>>42768569>Wake Up Slap!
>>42768734Well I wanted to keep it so we could get a robot arm, but apparently no one else liked that idea.
>>42768834[I like it. I was actually thinking that as a option if Kat's arm wasn't salvageable, which would depend on medical attention speed and any other injury/fall.]
You fight the urge to hold your arm. But you do glance at it. Okay, maybe that’s not as bad as you thought. It still hurts like hell though.“Meloetta! Relic Song!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG-FORFL_fwShe sings her song. It sounds like it belongs in the royal ballroom instead of this scrap in the jungle. She spins and transforms into her Pirouette Forme.Garchomp’s limp body is struck by the soundwaves. He slides back a bit and begins to stir. You have a chance to act again before that if you’re quick.>Close Combat! Use that STAB>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!>Oh wait! Build up Echoed Voice so its power grows before he’s up>Psychic! Lay him down from a distance>Teeter Dance. He’ll wake up confused, kinda like you did>Something else
>>42768962>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!
>>42768962>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!STAB him like a prison bitch
>>42768962>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!
>>42768962>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!I've no issue with Cyber-arm so long as we get loads of built in gear...Utility tools as well as the fun toys, of course...
>>42768962>>42768864I would totally support robot arm as long as we can get it before the tourny
>>42768962>>42769099Yeah, robot arm could be cool.
>>42769099>>42769133It would be tight. You'd basically show up to the first match by sneaking past the hospital staff and have fight while tripping out hard on post-surgery drugs.
Rolled 66 (1d100)[Oh yeah, roll me some dice!]
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Rolled 28 (1d100)>>42769213Do it
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>>42769151Can we go back to it being exactly as bad as it looks? That sounds alot more interesting then resolving it as merely a flesh wound.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>42769213
>>42769259to late we've moved past it
>>42769259[Sorry. I think the ship sailed this time. Don't worry though, there will be plenty of chances to lose a limb yet. Okay, not plenty, but more than 0]
>>42769151That would make for an interesting first match...
>>42769151I'd rather not have a robot arm honestly, especially not for something this dumb.
>>42769259Who knows. Maybe it'll take a while to get treatment, we'll get infected and have to amputate.
Gobble is Kill
>>42769151Most damage I'm willing to go is slight nerve damage, but not really a completely useless arm. Hurts every now and then, but it's still an arm.
Aria is in top form. Or Forme. Whatever. She’s doing great. She still has that graceful, showy twirl, but she’s also clearly taking this seriously as a fight instead of a performance.“Great work! Now use Wake-up Slap!”She flies in at Garchomp. She uses a last minute twirl to dodge any potential sneak attack, then keeps going to add some power to it. Just one of the many small tricks Vernon has been teaching you.Garchomp shoots up awake. He looks furious! He’s also pretty hurt. A weaker Pokemon couldn’t be standing right now, but he’s clearly the big guy around here for a good reason.He growls and moves to rush Aria again, except he veers off before getting anywhere close. Instead, he kicks up a sudden Sandstorm.Of course! He’s backed into a corner now. He must have Sand Veil!You scrunch your eyes and try to block the sand with your hand. Oh damn! You use your other arm instead.You see a Garchomp shaped silhouette moving towards Aria on the left.>Quick Attack! Get it first!>Close Combat. Make it stay down>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!>Hyper Voice at it!>Psychic!>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.>Pokeball! Go!>Something else
>>42769814>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.
>>42769814>>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!We wont get hurt and get the evasive boost
>>42769814>>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!
>>42769814>Hyper Voice at it!Let's not drag this out, just finish him
>>42769814>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.You mean confuse?>>42769751>>42769133Besides, scars can be cooler than robot arm
>>42769814>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!
Rolled 6 (1d100)[Roll it!]
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Rolled 63 (1d100)>>42770090They call meShakezula, the dice rula
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>>42769151Can we use that favor you owe us to allow it to happen?
>>42769226>>42770124today's thread is brought to you by the number 88...
>>42770184KHORNE IS PLEASED WITH THIS THREAD
>>42770319BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! EVEN IF THE BLOOD IS KAT'S!
Your arm and head are throbbing. You casually wonder if you might have a broken rib too. A lot of pain is setting in as time goes on.“Role Play! Let’s go!”Aria quickly complies. She takes on the ability Sand Veil.And just in time too. Garchomp comes rushing out of the sand and slashes at her. He misses by a mile as she casually twirls out of the way. He gets a claw stuck in a tree and pulls to try to get it out. It starts to get loose.Uh oh! You don’t like that look. He’s considering going after you instead. He looks pretty hurt and pretty desperate.>Screw it! Go all in and hit him first. No fear! (Medium)>Pokeball! Go!>Aria! Quick Attack!>Get away from him as fast as you can and try to dodge if he comes for you. (Easier)>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)>Try to mega-evolve him (Really, really hard)>Something else.
>>42770352How about Garchomp blood?I think we've given enough of Kat's blood at this point
>>42770439You know what i'm thinking?>Try to mega-evolve himbut keep a pokeball ready so if it fails>Pokeball! Go!
>>42770439>Aria! Quick Attack!>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)
>>42770439>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)
>>42770439>Screw it! Go all in and hit him first. No fear! (Medium)He's stuck. We got this
>>42770439>Run up to him and punch him with your bare fist
>>42770439>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)>Aria! Quick Attack! >>42770480Yeah, no. Mega evolving will let him kill us quicker
>>42770439>Aria! Quick Attack!
Rolled 64 (1d100)[Roll 'em]
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>>42770628Garchomp, only capable of attacking people. Can't attack other Poke's for shit...>>42770677nice clutch anon
>>42770677ME VERY MUCH LIKEY
>>42770677You beautiful bastard
>>42770711>>42770719>>42770720YOu are welcome anons!
>>42765829I wouldn't hold out hope for that. He fucked up real hard with that quest and the odds of him going back to it and it going well are as close to 0 as you're gonna get.
>>42770677So... what was this roll for?
>>42770785Either Aria's attack or for us staring the Garchomp down...
>>42770810He just couldn't stop having an antagonist relationship with his players, and had no patience for good pacing besides that. It's disappointing, because I genuinely think the premise is something with which you could have some shameful fun.
>>42770785>>42770843[Oh yeah, give me three more, please]
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>42770886
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>42770886
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>42770886
so stare down >>42770677and quick attack >>42770912yeah?
You stand still. “Quick attack” you whisper.Garchomp gets his arm loose and lunges for you. Once again, time moves slowly.He’s desperate to make you fear him. You think you get it. Fear is the only form of respect he probably knows. If he can’t get it from you when you just come through his territory, what kind of leader is he?He won’t kill you. He wants to put a scare into you.But man, those arms are sharp. And you know firsthand he won’t exactly be gentle. You really don’t want another hit like that.You keep eye contact. Don’t blink. Don’t blink!His tail moves as he starts to spin it in mid air. You know what’s coming.>54And you flinch. Just a little, but you flinch to brace yourself for his attack. The only ones who notice it are you and him.>91And that’s when Aria comes in. she smashes into him, stopping his attack on you and sending him flying back. He comes to a skidding stop on the grass, away from the swirling sand.He lays there. He’s still got the energy to fight, but he doesn’t seem to have the will. He weakly looks over to you and smiles. he got his flinch, just barely.But he lost the war. He knows it. He rests his head back in defeat and relishes his small victory.>Put a boot on him and tell the audience you’re the top dog now>Try to catch him>Help him up>It’s a trick! Use Sing just in case!>Just leave. You probably really need a doctor and time is an issue>Something else
>>42771176>>Try to catch him
>>42771176>Offer to him to come with you and fight more worthy opponentswhich is basically catch him, but offer him to come
>>42771176>>Help him upThis is really one we want with us willingly and not catch while he's down
>>42771176>Try to catch him
>>42771176Seconding this >>42771231
>>42771231I'd be okay with this
>>42771176>Just leave. You probably really need a doctor and time is an issue
Oh god, we're actually going to catch him, aren't we?
>>42771176>>42771231...I am okay with this.
>>42771401Mega Garchomp is amazing
>>42771401we can have a Garchomp showdown with that one dick
>>42771506Eh, he's alright. Doesn't really fit with Kat's general strategy though, too much FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON and not enough status hax.
>>42771544He can speed demon very well though and we're into the whole speed thing quite a bit
>>42771567Normal Garchomp yes, but Mega Chomp is the epitome of slow and powerful brute.
>>42771544Nibbles is also pretty FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON
>>42771649So is Levi
>>42771649>>42771659Team FUCK YOU, WE'RE DRAGONS is a go?
>>42771544>horrific shark dragon with scythes for arms and spikes everywhere >just spams sand attackI can live with this.
Meloetta comes to float by you, just in case any surprises happen. You feel safe with her by your side.He looks up at you, awaiting your judgement. You’re the victor. You look down at him and think. Your arm throbs and you wipe blood and sweat from your forehead.“Want to come with me? We can fight more worthy opponents, together.”He cocks his head, then thinks. That’s a nice prospect, but also a scary one. He’s used to being the big fish in this pond. He still isn't sure what to make of you. You’re weak, you feel pain and you flinch. But you didn't run when hurt. You didn't back away when he came at you. You flinched, sure, but you didn't cower. You have a Pokemon like Meloetta who obviously respects you.He slowly gets to his feet. He gives a quick nod. You interpret it as him saying “I’ll if you can catch me.”He’ll fight the Pokeball you throw and accept whatever happens.>Throw a Pokeball>Throw a Great Ball>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortune>On second thought, he should stay here>Something else
>>42771659so yeah our strategy is status hax and FUCK YOU HERE THERE BE DRAGONS
>>42771633I'm fucking sorry what? He's still retardedly fast
>>42771690>Throw a Great BallQuestion, have all our team been caught using standard pokeballs until now?
>>42771690>>Throw a Great Ball
>>42771690>Throw a Great BallKeep things more or less fair.
>>42771690>>Throw a Pokeball
>>42771690>Throw a Great Ball
>>42771690>>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortune
>>42771690>Throw a PokeballIf he joins us, it will be as an equal.
>>42771690>>Throw a Great Bal
>>42771690>Throw a Great BallGood middle of the road option I think.
>>42771633Mega Garchomp has a speed of 92.Higher than most other fully evolved pokemon.
>>42771690>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortuneI feel like it's unlikely we're gonna beat up and catch another Legendary, so unless we're gonna autograph it and then sell it for a profit, why not use it on somone?
>>42771714Devon, Dan, Raistlin, Nibbles, Fel, Destiny, Vlad, and maybe Trunks. Levi was a Gyarados when we caught her, so pretty meh. I think Aria was a Great or Ultra ball if we didn't use the notMaster Ball.
>>42771809I think Aria was a standard pokeball because we used all our Great/Ultra balls trying to catch her?
>>42771809We still have the Not!Masterball>>42771829Nah it was an ultra ball
>>42771842It was just a pokeballi remember something about her wanting to be just like the others or something
[Roll it for Great Ball catch! If it's too low, he isn't coming]>>42771829>>42771714[Yeah, I think that's right from what I remember.]
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>42771861
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>42771861please please please
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>42771861zfjkfkxfg
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>42771861
>>42771879PRAISE BE TO KHORNETHE BLOOD GOD'S GREATEST CHAMPION COMES WITH US THIS DAY!HAIL TO THE CHAMPION OF KHORNE, GARCHOMP!
>>42771861>>42771879I think we pass.
>>42771879another one88 is pretty great
>>42771842Found this. >>40251549
>>42771950I found it too
>>42771950I think the more potent line would be>And she’s going in a regular Pokeball, just like everyone else on your team. Just like you think she really wanted.And I don't know, I don't think it's that big a deal that Garchomp is gonna break the pattern. I mean we threw like four pokemon at Aria to take her down.
>>42771950Wait, here.>You throw the expensive, fancy Pokeball at Meloetta, catching her before she hits the ground.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40247300/#p40251549
>>42771992[I am so off my game]
>>42772002That was a different one than the one mentioned in this thread. That was just a fancy one. This a a state of the art one.
>>42772002Are you... some kind of idiot? In the very same post >Meloetta bursts forth. She yells. Not in anger, but in a sort of primal, fighting spirit way. Seeing the passion in her eyes makes you want to fight just as hard. You feel a connection.How could you not look down four lines?
>>42772037He was talking about us still having the Not! Masterball.But the ball thrown in that thread was not the Not!Masterball. We still have that.
>>42772037Here's the post where we actually catch Meloetta.>>40254160Also, I feel like a Great Ball compliments Garchomp's color scheme nicely.
You smile and toss the Great Ball. It’s a good middle ground for your options.“Don’t hold back,” you tell him. Catching a Pokemon is a matter of pride. Different Pokemon have different understandings of what that means, but you know this Garchomp believes in a pretty straightforward concept of domination.The ball wiggles. Then wiggles again. Then once more.Click.You move to pick up his Great Ball. Just as you grab it, the jungle comes alive with the sounding his that stomp and cheer they gave to Garchomp before.You and Aria look around, then wave. She gives a humble bow. Well, humble for her.You hitch up your backpack and start walking back. to the cabin. You’re really hurting, but you’re feeling proud. You can tell Aria has her groove back too. She rocked the house.You wince with every step on the way back. You hope Robin and Vernon don’t freak out too much.[That’s it for tonight. Thanks for coming everyone! I’ll answer any questions if I can. Better think up a name for Garchomp.]
>>42772243Fuck that shit. Oberon nearly had Cass killed.
>>42771809Well with the exception of Garchomp (Razor or Sauron), all of our pokemon are in regular pokeballs>>42772181Am I the only one looking forward to Robin freaking out at our new condition?
>>42772256And he nearly killed us with one hit. He's a paranoid fearmongering bully who craves dominion and domination. The name fits.
>>42772286Fine. Just don't let him get the Lunar Crown.Or any of Kat's pokemon, for that matter.
>>42772275>Am I the only one looking forward to Robin freaking out at our new condition?I so cannot wait for that.
>>42772243>>42772256>>42772286Did I miss something? Oberon is the King of the Fairies in Shakespeare. It’s more ironic than anything.
>>42772349Yes I will agree to keep him away from the moonstone supplies anon.>>42772368Referencing Devil Survivor: London Quest.
>>42772213I like King.
>>42772368What >>42772386 said.
>>42772386>>42772441So, where did Devil Survivor get the name Oberon from? I'm happy to support the name, but from an ironic standpoint.
>>42772483he is Oberon king of the fairies in the game
>>42765646I know the comics are written as your pokemon dying tragic deaths, but isn't it -really- the trainer an asshole who casts aside his pokemon the second they fail him?
>>42772483The faeries are a faction in the mythos. Oberon is the King Titania the Queen. They are always policing against each other. Oberon is trapped in the form of a child and fairly straight forward bully, Titania is a master schemer. in the quest Oberon got his hands on the Lunar crown which made him bugfuts nuts. It also gave him near complete control over the faeries.
>>42772515>>42772552Ah, okay. Still ironic though, giving a dragon type a fairy based name, story or otherwise.>>42772531It depends on the context. Pokemon dying adds a bit of "realism" to the game play. Plus, with the "catch first pokemon you see" rule, you fight with and learn about pokemon you wouldn't normally use.
>>42772181Any idea about next quest time?