>>42759939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0Qxk

Magil floats in the air near you and your student, hand on his sword. Your brother and Chi-chi arrive soon after, the two of them taking their places next to Chuu Lee, your student behind you. The Artificial Demon glares at you angrily. "Hand over the Dragon Balls. Now."

"You're not getting it." Chi-chi tells him with determination, her eyes filled with a righteous fury.

Acer reveals his own blade, pointing it towards Magil. "You're outmatched. Your mission is a failure. Just leave!"

"I have obstacles in my way. That is all." He slowly starts to pull the sword from its sheath. "Obstacles that will be dealt with."

>A. You're not hurting anyone else!
>B. You're not interrupting Goku's fight!
>C. SAMMA VACA!
>D. Clothes Beam to blind him!
>E. Try to hold him with Telekinesis!
>F. Something else?

>>42759952
>B.
>A.
>C.

Hi, Kato!
>waffle captcha

>>42759952
E combined with c.
He's partially robotic, so dont be afraid to get a really good hold on him - internal parts, too.

>>42759952
>A. You're not hurting anyone else!

>E. Try to hold him with Telekinesis!
Start with this, hold him until ChiChi can apply her Samma Vaca.

Once she does
>C. SAMMA VACA!

Brobro should be looking for any opportunity to get a slash in with his demonbane sword.

>>42760019
>>42759952
Also give Chuu Lee a Spirit Bit Gate to use whenever she gets a shot. She's not the strongest but with a Gate and when Magil is weakened it might do something.

>>42760019
I dont see why we wouldnt be able to do telekinesis and samma vaca at the same time, all things considered. Samma vaca just seems to be a verbal mantra, while telekinesis just exerts physical force with the mind. We should easily be able to pop both off simultaneously, so waiting for someone to do theirs first is pointless.

>>42760067
Well I know Vaca is channeled with maintained focus.

>>42759939
Can we do both at the same time?

>>42760099
Yes. DC is a bit higher, but it's doable.

>>42759952
>C. SAMMA VACA!
>telepathize Acer to try Telekinesis.

Rolled 18, 3, 1, 4, 3 = 29 (5d20)

Okay, let's see...

>>42760178
That looks like a pass with strings so that isn't too bad.

When did Chichi learn the Samma Vaca? She doesn't train with Trip.

Rolled 4, 8, 8, 16, 5 = 41 (5d20)

>>42760178
Hrm. All right, 1d20, DC is 13.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42760206

>>42760204
She did on the lookout, I think.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42760204
She started the Steps with us when we trained for Mifan.

>>42760206
pls

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42760206

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42760206
I need to make up for being one of the two-ones last time.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42760206
Im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Magil better hope he has bubblegum to offer.

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>>42760234
Well at least we passed.

>>42760234
Roll only once per DC.

>>42760234
That's it, I'm done rolling forever.

>>42760234
Hi.
Stop rolling.
Thank you.

>>42760234
Bollocks.

Rolled 15, 2, 8, 18, 12 = 55 (5d20)

>>42760222
>>42760227
>>42760233
>>42760234
>>42760236
...good news is, you pass!

Last one...

>>42760234
Ur a stinker.

>>42760254
I did. Someone rolled a 1 and then I rolled a 1.
>>42760257
Okay.
>>42760247
Thank you for looking on the bright side.

>>42760279
>Thank you for looking on the bright side.
No prob brah. Shit happens.

>>42760276
Okay, we can work with this!

Writing...

What does Acer's sword look like?

>>42760255

Don't sweat it. It's all random chance, there's no way to predict what the result would be.

>>42760546
Yet you can almost feel it when you roll a one. Even before you actually see it.

Then you know you fucked up.

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>>42759952
You look to Chi-chi and nod at her, then at your brother. Magil immediately tries to rush you both, but is quickly stopped by Acer, telekinetically holding him in place. The Artificial Demon roars out a "NO!" and lets out a burst of energy tinted with a dark aura, flinging you and Chi-chi away and preventing you from getting your Samma Vaca ready... only for Chuu Lee to return to Magil what he did to your brother, a swift kick to the groin.

You're... a bit surprised that Towa didn't give him some way to prevent that, but aren't going to look a gift horse in the mouth! You first Telekinetically stop him, and then shout with Chi-chi simultaneously "Samma Vaca!" This time, he's not going to get out of the way. Your Scouter shows his Power Level dropping, down to just 10,000.

Acer holds him in place just long enough for your student to deliver a blow to his jaw, with Chuu Lee backing up and Acer rushing him with his sword. Magil tries to block it, managing to break free from your telekinetic grip for just a moment, and just barely manages with the blade itself, but isn't quite prepared for the pommel to clock him right in the forehead. Magil's Power Level actually drops a bit from that, down to... 9950. He's on the ropes now!

>A. Keep the Samma Vaca up! Make sure brobro gets a good hit in!
>B. Keep up the telekinesis and try to fling him to the ground! Brobro will have an easier shot with that!
>C. Join in, burst at Magil with a Kaio-ken!
>D. Spirit Bits to help Chuu Lee with an energy attack!
>E. Something else?

>>42760639
>A.

>>42760639
>A. Keep the Samma Vaca up! Make sure brobro gets a good hit in!

>D. Spirit Bits to help Chuu Lee with an energy attack!
Pop em out real quick and let her use them.

>>42760639
Avan Strash with Brobro and our blade energy attack!

Swoooooords!
X-Slash!

>>42760639
A

>>42760639
>>A. Keep the Samma Vaca up! Make sure brobro gets a good hit in!
>>D. Spirit Bits to help Chuu Lee with an energy attack!

Assuming we can do both.

>>42760639
>C. Join in, burst at Magil with a Kaio-ken!

>>42760639
>B. Keep up the telekinesis and try to fling him to the ground! Brobro will have an easier shot with that!

>>42760639
>A. Keep the Samma Vaca up! Make sure brobro gets a good hit in!
>D. Spirit Bits to help Chuu Lee with an energy attack!

>>42760639
>>42760685
Supporting!

Rolled 6, 11, 18, 14, 20 = 69 (5d20)

Okay, let's see...

>>42760808
Attabrobro. I think.

Rolled 5, 7, 14, 11, 10 = 47 (5d20)

>>42760808
...Guys? 1d20. DC 10, best of 5.

>>42760685
https://youtu.be/8uGFrj4PNz4?t=203 3:23

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42760826
I changed my mind I'm still rolling.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42760826
pls

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42760826

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42760826

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42760826
5% chance to fuck it all up!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42760826

Rolled 20, 7, 9, 16, 14 = 66 (5d20)

>>42760832
>>42760843
>>42760844
>>42760846
>>42760871
Well well well...

One more!

Rolled 6, 8, 7, 7, 16 = 44 (5d20)

>>42760907
...hahahaha. Oh boy.

Okay I lied. Last one...

>>42760925
And here we go.

Writing...

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Trance a thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJuBb8_HWZ4

>>42761050
Every goddamn thread this nigga posts videos. Every single time.
God damn.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVind8ZoGkg

For a moment... you sense Chi-chi's Ki surge upwards. She looks at you and smiles. Oh hell yes you're doing this. You both keep up the Samma Vaca, and you even give Magil a little telekinetic push down, making him lose his guard... just long enough for your brother to get a powerful slash in. Magil's Power Level drops by almost half. Okay, you can do this! You all can! You prop out your Spirit Bits. "Chuu Lee, best attack you can manage, let's go!"

"Got it, Master!" she responds, bringing her hands back as your Spirit Bits circle around her.

"Brobro?"

"Yeah sis?"

You bring out your own blade, charging it with Lightning. "Together."

"On three!"

You nod and start. "One..."

"I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!" Magil's aura flares up as he tries to regain his strength, his eyes full of hatred, his first target of that rage being Chi-chi. He bolts at her... and misses, with your friend dodging just in time to return that gut-punch he gave her when you first met him, a kick to the wound your brother made sending him flying back.

"Two..." Your brother adds, dashing at him with you.

"THREE!" you shout out, both you and your brother slashing at Magil with your swords, leaving an X-shaped gash on his chest.

Magil can barely even register what's about to happen next. Chuu Lee finishes charging, letting out a low shout of "Shinku...!" and then flings her hands forward, blasting her attack through your Spirit Bits amplifying gate. "KAMEHAMEHA!"

The attack bursts forth at the Artificial Demon, screeching like a banshee as it does, absolutely overwhelming him and blasting him into the distance. Your Scouter shows you that his Ki drops even further. You... you did it! You all did it!

(cont.)

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>>42761520
The sounds of the cheering crowds catch your attention, bringing you back to the ring. Goku... is absolutely dominating Garlic Jr. He slams his elbow into the Makyan's face, follows it up with a series of kicks, and then a gut-punch, jumping up with a spin and launching a Kamehameha down at him. Even with Garlic's increased size and strength, he just can't keep up with Goku. Hell yeah, monkey boy!

Your student approaches you, the goofiest, biggest smile on her face. "We... th-thank you, Master!"

"You did good, Chuu Lee." Chi-chi praises.

"Hey, we wouldn't be anything if you and sis didn't weaken him like that. And your dodge was perfect, Chi-chi! He didn't see that coming." Acer comments, causing her to smile a little shyly, a bit of a blush on her face.

>A. He won't be bothering us with his wounds, let's head back
>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this
>C. Check in on Tien and Krillin, make sure they aren't in any trouble
>D. Something else?

>>42761549
>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this

>>42761549
>>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this
I have full confidence that Krillin and Tien can take care of Garlic's Spice Rack.

Lets finish this.

>>42761549
>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this

>>42761549
>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this

>>42761549
>>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this

>>42761549
>>B. Can't leave a job unfinished, head over to make sure Magil's out of this
Awesome, Acer anons are probably really happy about this

>>42761549
I wonder what the actual anime/manga version of this quest is like, is Goku still the main character or is the focus on Maple.

Or maybe it's an even split.

>>42761673
probably split, so to have parallel fights and the whole will they won't they

>>42761673
Probably a split, changing perspectives when they are doing their own things.

Rolled 1, 17, 4, 5, 4 = 31 (5d20)

>>42761673
In a way you're sort of co-protagonists with Goku, with what I hope has been the impression that other characters haven't been sitting on their asses all the time for a more ensemble feel to it.

Now, let's see...

Rolled 19, 5, 16, 9, 14 = 63 (5d20)

>>42761774
...damn it Chiaotzu

Another...

Rolled 2, 19, 6, 4, 9 = 40 (5d20)

>>42761800
Much better.

Last one...

>>42761825
Perfect!

Writing...

Wonder who we can get Chiaotzu some real ice magic.

Darkness could do it.

>>42761916
He just has to do more studying like we have. I think he has only just started on Ice magic techniques from the book.

>>42761940
Ice Dodon Ray!

Tri Ice Beam!

>>42762009
Tricicle kick?

>>42762009
"Trice-beam!"
"ice cream?"

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>>42761549
You see Garlic try to fake Goku out by pretending to be unconscious, waiting for the monkey boy to drop his guard. The Makyan fires two eye beams at the eight-count... but Goku dodges. Garlic's form then lunges at him, landing a punch to Goku's face. Goku steps back rubbing his cheek... but turns to Garlic with a smile on his face. The red aura of the Kaio-ken flares around him. He's got this in the bag. Acer pokes you in the shoulder. "Hey, focus. Don't start drooling over him just yet."

You grab your brother in a headlock and noogie him a little. "Very funny, brobro!" Ah, he has a point. "Well guys, can't leave a job unfinished. Let's head to Magil to make sure he's out of this."

"Right!" Chi-chi adds, flying off with you, your brother, and Chuu Lee. All of you... feel rather good about this all. You catch up to the wounded Magil... and... of course she's there.

"...so, you've done it." Towa comments to you, an... oddly pleased smile on her face. "I congratulate you on this. We will have to rethink our plans... but this-" she points to Magil with her staff, apparently picking his body up with telekinesis of her own. "-is proof enough to me that you will not disappoint in the future. A shame we won't be able to figure out the secrets of immortality as soon as we'd have liked, but... perhaps it's for the best, given what I've seen you all do." She turns away, looking back with a sly smile. "I hope all of you get stronger. Especially that Son Goku of yours, little Tuffle girl~"

>A. Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now
>B. Don't let the door hit you on the way out~
>C. I can still get you that autographed picture, if you'd like
>D. Something else?

>>42762208
>>B. Don't let the door hit you on the way out~

>>42762208
>A. Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now
Serious time.

>>42762208
>D. Destroy Magil, she's not putting up any barriers.

>>42762208
>A. Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now

>>42762208
>A. Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now

>>42762231
Second.

Why aren't we killing Magil right now?

>>42762208
>B. Don't let the door hit you on the way out~

>>42762208
>Heal Magil
>Smile
>Knock him back out

>You can go.

>>42762208
>B. Don't let the door hit you on the way out~

Seriously screw that bitch.

>>42762293
Going to veto that one.

Besides Artificial Demons can't be healed the way we do it I think.

>>42762293
No, he's a threat to us. This isn't something with a soul, it's a machine that can be rebuilt even nastier.

>>42762208
>C. I can still get you that autographed picture, if you'd like
Tease, but
>A. Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now
Bitch better tell us something

>>42762231
>we succeed
>Towa accuses US of being jealous
>We get into an argument
>Chi-chi and Chuu Lee stare awkwardly
>Acer anons start demanding more Towa x Maple

>>42762335
Jealous of having life to live? This guy just tried to murder us to complete his orders. He even tried spreading dark magic over a city and forest on his orders.

Destroy Magil?

>Y/N

You'll have to roll for this.

>>42762371
Man that joke went right over your head didn't it?

>>42762404
>Y

>>42762404
Roll if you pick Yes, that is. DC won't be unreasonable, but...

>>42762404
yYYYyYy

Rivals are best when they have individual thought and are not enslaved by a witch to do evil. This is like if a power ranger considered a Puddy their rival.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42762404
Yes, absolutely.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42762404
>>42762430
Hmmm. Eh why not. Its less things Towa has to work with if we succeed.
>Y

>>42762434
Now now, just put >Y if you vote, so no one accuses us of samefaggotry.

>>42762459
>>42762460
Don't roll yet you dumbasses.

>>42762404
>N

>>42762483
She just said Roll if you pick Y.

>>42762404
>N

>>42762430

N

>>42762404
>Y
Watch us somehow critfail on it.

>>42762404
>>Y

>>42762500
No, if the majority picks Y, we'll then get a DC.

>>42762500
She didn't put up the DC yet though. Don't jump the gun, man.

>>42762404
Nay!

>>42762404
>Y

>>42762404
>N

>>42762404
>Y

>>42762404
>N

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>Android 12 is stronger than the entire group combined

>Towa decides to model her next android after Trunks but with a few changes.

Okay... 1d20, best of 5, DC 16.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42762660
Too bad I burned that 17 right guys? Watch me get a 1 now.

>>42762660
I mean, some of us already did some rolls thinking you told us to. But more is warranted anyways.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42762660

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42762660
I WANT TO ROLL POORLY

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42762660

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42762660
pls

>>42762660
Is Acer going to roll?

>>42762683
Get REKT Maple

>>42762460
>>42762459
I feel these should count, because
>>42762430
Is pretty easy to misunderstand as meaning roll with your choice.

Welp. Of all the things to critfail.

>>42762677
>>42762683
>>42762687
>>42762698
>>42762703
...I'm legitimately surprised.

Writing...

>>42762744
Why isn't Acer rolling to destroy?

>>42762758
Cause its Maples preoperative and initiative here. Once we fail our attempt Towa's guard will be up.

>>42762736
She didn't give a DC. She always gives a DC when she tells you to roll. You jumped the gun and now we have to deal with a critfail. Come on, don't be salty over this.

>>42762774
>implying maple wouldnt coordinate telepathically

Yay!

Magil stays!

Brobro can train, get Masamune and then fight again. Magil should join or die but Acer Anons decide that.

>>42762774
>preoperative
prerogative*

>>42762774
He's the one who suggested we come over here and destroy Magil in the first place, why isn't he making an attempt to destroy him?

>>42762786
She's the one who worded it in a really easily misinterpreted manner. Besides, rolls are rolls, who gives a fuck that much if they get presented before a pointless line of text?
Being anal never did anyone good.

>>42762827
No but being consistent does. Stop whining. I say this as the person that rolled that 17.

>>42762804
I don't think he was expecting Towa to be here. He's probably worried over other things now.

Or Acer anons are too busy arguing over Towa x Maple to care.

>>42762850
>Present a point
>Must be whining
Get over yourself, anon.
Not everyone is going to share the same viewpoint as you.

>>42762827
>She's the one who worded it in a really easily misinterpreted manner.
Nigga just because you jumped the gun doesn't mean everyone else misinterpreted it.

>>42762874
You are kind of whining mang.

>>42762874
You're kind of being a bitch about it though.

Fucking >>42762530 called it and now towa's going to make us look like a damn tool

>>42762910
I didn't even roll, I can just see how it would be extremely easy to misunderstand.
>>42762911
Perspectives are fun.
>>42762917
Whatever you say, dawg. Saying something like that pretty much automatically makes you the biggest bitch in this thread, though. Everyone knows how that works.

Seriously, why is Acer sitting on his thumbs? Is he suddenly aligned retarded good?

>>42763020
>extremely easy to misunderstand.
It's also extremely easy to understand. She gives a DC when she asks for a roll. Like, it's in the thread, several times already.

>>42763087
Because acer was dropped on his head by raichi.
Turns out that ghosts cant carry things all that well.

>>42763087

Attacking a person clearly being protected by a demonic sorceress with a PL that's more than 100x your own is not something that people would reflexively do.

>>42763112
>>42763020
Alright lets drop it. Whats done is done. Lets wait for the update and move on.

>>42763138
And seems we're about to prove why...
Of all the times to roll a 1

>>42763138
It's something they're expected to do if they're the one that corrals some friends for the especial purpose of doing that thing.

>>42763170
Still one of those times where our build for preventing absolute catastrophe should come into play :^)

>>42763214
It's fucking Towa, man. She's strong enough to like, blink and kill him. You think he wants to risk that? Fuck, she probably wouldn't even start with him, she'd start with Chi-chi or something in retaliation.

>>42763214
He didn't expect Towa to be there. Maple is only one really bold enough to kill her robot right in front of her.

>>42763302
No that would be Acer

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>>42763320
If you say so.

>>42763230
Can't Towa read our minds anyway? It really doesn't work in this situation.

>>42763371
We have mental defenses now, sorry

>>42763394
It's Goku porn too

>>42763394
Does brobro?

>>42763408
How is that relevant if brobro isnt doing shit

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>>42763418
Maybe he isn't doing shit because he knows Towa can read his mind?

>hfw she sees him thinking about her making out with Maple

>>42763502

My rage at Acer anons is only restrained by the fact that I kinda want to see that too.

>>42763214
Let's just chew him out on it later and call him a hesitant coward.

>>42763677
How bout no.

The better question here is, what will she do now? It'd be too easy to just swat us, so I think she might try breaking us, possibly by giving the Makyan lacks gigantic power boosts. Then making us watch.

Oh, and for those wondering what Acer is doing, what if he fucked up too because we just did that bad?

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>>42761549
"Towa, we'd like some answers. Feel we've earned it by now." you demand.

She laughs, turning back around. "You get one."

"What the hell are you planning with all this? Your tricks, your dumb 'us getting stronger' nonsense. What is the point of this?" Acer demands of her.

Towa laughs again, raising her hand to her face. "Oh you poor boy... I'll tell you, then. I am seeking to create the ultimate being, Mira. Your little planet has many, many interesting things. Many interesting people. And the potential to help me create something the universe will bow before. A true King of the Demon Realm that will not make the mistakes of my brother or my brat of a nephew on the throne. All of creation will answer to us. All of... time." Towa smirks as she says that last word.

You... prepare to gather some Ki in your hand, sending a telepathic message to your brother. If that's her goal, might as well make it a bit harder for her. He seems to agree, but tries to not draw her suspicion. You smile pleasantly. "Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out. Oh, but before you go, how about a parting gift?"

Towa smirks at you. "Cute." Magil vanishes before you can even attempt it, your brother clenching his fists in frustration. "Come now, you really think that would work?"

"Grh!" Oh that smug bitch! You try to fling a Phantom Shotgun at her stupid smug mug! Towa... takes it. That doesn't even make her flinch.

(cont.)

>>42763709
It's like you're forgetting that Samma Vaca exists.

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>>42763840
She pushes your chin up with her finger, leaning in close, her face... way, way, WAY closer than you'd like it to be. "You can really be adorable sometimes. Oh that was impressive, how-"

"Look, Towa, I know you want to make out with my sister and all but can you pick a better time? We still have Goku's match to finish watching." your brother interrupts.

"ACER"! Chi-chi and Chuu Lee shout, a bit offended.

"BROBRO!" you yell at him. Less offended than they are.

Towa backs away, her face turning red. "...enjoy your peace while it lasts. And have fun with that... match." She smiles devilishly and... gods, finally she leaves.

>A. Thanks for the save, brobro
>B. ...that was suspicious, let's head back
>C. I feel like I need a shower...
>D. Something else?

(catchpa I picked the fucking street signs WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MORE?!)

>>42763865
>A. Thanks for the save, brobro
>B. ...that was suspicious, let's head back
>C. I feel like I need a shower...

A man can dream...

>>42763865
>A. Thanks for the save, brobro
>C. I feel like I need a shower...

But right now
>B. ...that was suspicious, let's head back

>>42763865
I was plagued by them all week, too. They're a menace.
Street sign enemies when?
A, b.

>>42763898
20 minutes. 20 damn minutes of street signs.

I'm legitimately tempted, anon. Primus...

>>42763947
I've had that before too. I actually just closed the damn browser and started it up again. Can't really do that as a QM though.

>>42763865
>>A. Thanks for the save, brobro
>>B. ...that was suspicious, let's head back
>>C. I feel like I need a shower...

>>42763840
Oh cool, you just make it to where we do OOC things when we critfail. Why on Earth would we shoot Towa?

>>42763979
The fuck you on about?

>>42763979
WhineAnon pls.

>>42763979
Dude just go write your own quest. You are getting tiring.

>>42763865
>B. Sounds suspicious.
>D. Is that all you're capable of, Acer?

>>42763865
>C
>A
>B

>>42763979
Because we are frustrated with her seeing through us like that?

>>42764034
>>42764006
Its a completely different anon, anons.

>>42763979
>Magil vanishes before you can even attempt it, your brother clenching his fists in frustration.
Because her stupid mug was the only target she presented us with. Us attacking Towa out of frustration is in-character, I'd say.

>>42764035
>>D. Is that all you're capable of, Acer?
...that sounds dirty. Pinecest Acer anon leave.

>>42764035
I dunno, I thought it was a good line. Got Towa flustered, so it gets an A in my book.

>>42763979
Because she removed Magil and saw through your attempt. Is attacking her out of frustration that out of character?

>>42763863
Well it was Towa and a one. Towa's got enough power on us she can probably handle it easily, and nothing says it wouldn't be through a magic ball or something. Just saying, expect a Demon Bitch Queen to remain a Demon Bitch Queen.

>>42764084
Pinecest anon jump back into your dimension.

>>42764055
Nothing we do is in character until we decide to do it with a majority vote.

>>42763894
>>42763865
Second

>>42764191
Shut the fuck up. Maple is still a character, not your complete blank slate that only does exactly what you want.

>>42764191
I vote that was in-character. Who's with me?

>>42763979
Because she is aggravating and literally the source of everything bad in Maple and Co's lives to the point where sometimes, you just want to shoot her in the face. Hell, if we voted on it, I would've tossed a vote in for shooting her in the face. Because she's been that much of a pain to Maple and her friends.

>>42764255
Aye

>>42764255
Agreed

>>42764227
She's our character, an empty haemonculi who plays the role we wish her to. If we vote to have her shoot Towa with a Phantom Shotgun, that's fine, because we voted for her to do that.

I want to aggravate the salty anon by shitposting but the last three times I tried that, he stopped being salty.

I want the saltiness to flow since it amuses me.
But I am upset that I cannot contribute to the salt.

Oh. I know.

LASER SWORDS XD

>>42764270
>the source of everything bad in Maple and Co's lives to the point where sometimes, you just want to shoot her in the face.
That is the QM and players that roll 1's.

>>42764321
Well, this argument just went meta.

>>42764255
Yep

>>42764312
>an empty haemonculi who plays the role we wish her to.
You are incorrect. Leave and go reread the quest.

>>42764321
Are you really that player that thinks the QM is out to get you? Thats sad. This quest is for entertainment. You're supposed to have fun here man.

>>42764270
Remember when your shirt disintegrated in front of a whole crowd when you were fighting in the world martial arts tournament? IT WAS ME, MAPLE! TOWA!

>>42764312
You haven't been playing for long, have you?

>>42764386
AW SON OF A BITCH!

>>42764386
Remember when a robot stabbed your brother to death? I WAS THAT ROBOT, MAPLE! ME!

Rolled 1, 11, 17, 9, 5 = 43 (5d20)

>>42764321
Yeah, people really do get unreasonably salty after we roll a 1, don't they?
Every time we 1 on something important, some fag comes out of the woodwork to whine about something being OOC.

>>42764386
Remember when you were training for Kaioken and you missed your birthday? IT WAS ME, MAPLE, TOWA!

>>42764429
Go fuck yourself faggot, thanks for a rolling a 1

>>42764429
YOU ROLLED A 1

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!

>>42764429
Thank you, friend, for rolling a 1 when it didn't matter!

>>42764427
Technically that was her, so...

>>42764432
Remember when you shot yourself in the face while trying to enhance your techniques? IT WAS ME. I DID IT, MAPLE!

>>42764432
Remember when your brother died and you started acting like a bitch to everyone? IT WAS ME, MAPLE!

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Remember that time everything got meta?

IT WAS ME!

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>>42763865
You sigh out in exasperation. "Thanks for the save, brobro."

Your brother pats you on the shoulder, a bit of a smirk on his face. "Any time, sis. She isn't even in your top 10 anyway." he comments, the smirk becoming wider as he glances at the other two girls.

Your face goes a little red. "Yeah, no. Not until you tell Amuro how you feel." He pouts, but the both of you laugh it off. "Ugh, I still feel like I need a shower after that..."

Chi-chi and Chuu Lee nod in agreement, the other redhead mumbling out, "I think we all need one..."

You then take a moment to think. "...we better head back. I didn't like the sound of that. Seemed almost like a threat..."

Chi-chi nods at you. "Yeah. But... it's still Goku fighting there. Don't worry too much, Maple." She stops, then winks. "As hard as that might be."

"Chi-chiii..." you mumble, flying back with everyone. You arrive just in time to see Goku about to throw a very badly beaten and exhausted Garlic out of bounds!

>A. Attaboy, monkey boy!
>B. Check in with Tien and Krillin's groups, see if they're all right
>C. Sense around for anything suspicious
>D. Something else?

>>42764591
>A. Attaboy, monkey boy!

>>42764591
>A. Attaboy, monkey boy!
>C. Sense around for anything suspicious

While Acer
>B. Checks in with Tien and Krillin's groups, see if they're all right
Have telepathically give us a sitrep.

>>42764591
>>A. Attaboy, monkey boy!
>>B. Check in with Tien and Krillin's groups, see if they're all right
>>C. Sense around for anything suspicious

>>42764591
Q. How we gonna pay for Goku's food if we only made semifinals?
We gonna have to get a job or something?

>C. Sense around for anything suspicious

I smell plot hook

Reasons not to piss off the supreme kai of time: she can literally pull a zoom on you, retroactively

>>42764686
We still have money. Its kind of a non issue.

>>42764686
You've still got about 9 million Zenni.

>>42764714
You know, if bulma ends up selling scouters or the gravchamber tech, we probably are due for a sweet cut of it.

>>42764686
We make money off inventions from working on stuff with Bulma.
That's what I like to think anyway.

>>42764714
Oh. Cool. Though I bet Goku could totes eat 100,000 Zeni if he tried.

>>42764765
>Implying Goku has to try to eat 100,000 zeni worth of food.

>>42764765
Easily. Between the both of them on their first date it totaled 110,000 Zeni

Rolled 18, 9, 5, 11, 20 = 63 (5d20)

Let's see...

>>42764852
...Heh heh heh heh...

1d20. Best of 5. DC is 14.

Rolled 9, 6, 8, 8, 3 = 34 (5d20)

>>42764852
Let's not :)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42764880
pls

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42764880
/pol/ did nothing wrong

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42764880
Alright

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42764880
/pol/ did everything wrong.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42764880

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42764880
Is that fucking four threes in a row

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42764923
>>42764919
>>42764898
What the fuck.

>>42764880

3 3 3 6 6
FULL HOUSE BABY.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42764880
ey b0ss

Wow, our last eleven rolls were under ten.

Rolled 13, 12, 2, 14, 20 = 61 (5d20)

>>42764898
>>42764919
>>42764923
>>42764932
>>42764937
I am legitimately amazed.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42764897
>>42764898
>>42764919
>>42764923
>>42764932
>>42764937
>>42764946
>>42764955
Someone replaced our d20 with a d10

Rolled 1, 7, 19, 16, 17, 11, 9, 17, 12, 1, 14, 15, 20, 14, 17, 12, 7, 6, 17, 12, 20, 13, 7, 6, 11 = 301 (25d20)

>>42764972
Maybe.

>>42764965
You have been rolling really well today Kato. I'm glad its for our friends.

Somebody give the RNG generator a kick it appears to be stuck.

>>42764965
...and I couldn't have asked for a better roll than that.

Writing...

>>42764990
Our next two pools would have had ones in them, ho shit nigga.

>>42764965
I don't fucking blame you. A role of 3+3+3+6+6 = 21 would be considered below average on 5d8.
On 5d20, that shit is 2.3 standard deviations below the average. That's what, 1 in 100 shitty?
1 in 100 shitty.

If you take everything from here:
>>42764897
to here:
>>42764958
then that's 77 on 13d20.
That's 2.7 standard deviations below average. 1 in 300 shitty.

>>42765156
Math anon, is that you? Do you have another lesson for us?

>>42765404
No, sorry. I'm from /pol/.

If you want, I can tell you about how the Maykans are a threat to Earth, not because of their martial arts skills or the proximity of the Makyo star, but because of fractional reserve lending, privately owned central banks, and how King Furry's government owes 1.06 Zeni for every 1 Zeni that is created.

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>>42765501

>>42765501
Remember when Shu wished 100 million Zeni into existence?

>>42765655
remove shufags

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>>42765718

>>42765718
I'd let Mai use my dragonballs for whatever she wants to wish for.

>>42765541
You laugh now but immigration from the Demon Realm is just a Makyan plot to ensure that Earth's martial artists are too busy infighting over territory to notice what's going on behind the curtain.
That isn't to say that Demons are our brothers and sisters in arms - they have a culture of violence, and they literally have evil as an intrinsic part of their being.
Though our side isn't all that great either. Have you noticed the rise of all the FEMALE martial artists lately? Maple, Chi-Chi, and Chuu Lee? It's a downward slope, I tell you. Women fight with all their heart, and the heart is fickle. What happens if one day they decide that Chive Thundercumin is a better cause to fight for than the safety of our people?
What's next, are we going to have HALF-SAIYAN martial artists? Yeah, sure. >alarmist >slippery slope >that will never happen, mark my words, in 20 years or less we'll have fucking half-saiyans being the main defenders of Earth.
Fucking wake up sheeple.

>>42765655
Wouldn't it be better to wish for more resources rather than money?

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>>42765762
>What's next, are we going to have HALF-SAIYAN martial artists?
Pleeeeease like that would ever happen.

>>42765762
Go back to redribbonchan you fucking antisaiyanite.

>>42765760
Make my Shenlong rise!

>>42765762
I love dragon/pol/

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>>42764591
Okay, first, you and your brother telepathically check up on Tien and Krillin's groups. While Garlic's minions did attempt something, they easily lured them away and took them out. Chiaotzu got in a bit of trouble, but Launch managed to save him. Good. You then shout out excitedly to Goku. "Attaboy, monkey boy!"

Goku seems to hear you, and manages to toss Garlic out of the ring! Garlic tries to stop himself, but Goku follows through... his power seems to burst up as he charges something into his fist. That's... maybe 10 times his usual strength. Gods, where does he keep it all? Well, doesn't matter, Goku's attack slams into Garlic's chest, ramming him into the ground. Garlic's... he's lost! Goku does an excited flip back into the ring, a little tired, but... he's done it. He looks at you with a smile on his face, then looks around the Tournament grounds. People are shouting his name, cheering for him. He... he really did it! HE WON!

"GARLIC JR. IS OUT OF BOUNDS! SON GOKU IS THE WINNER OF THE 23RD WORLD MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT!"

You float down and approach Goku, but a flash of foresight gives you a warning. Garlic slams his fists into the ground. "NO! I WAS SO CLOSE! -SO CLOSE-!" You sense... what the hell is this? Garlic's strength is skyrocketing. His Power Level has to be over 50,000, but... oh fuck you Towa, is this what you meant? It... it keeps rising. Your Scouter gives you a reading of 100,000 and then just outright hits an error... gods, no...

The announcer guy scoots behind Goku. "U-um, Mr. Garlic Jr. sir, you've lost the match, I'm sorry but-"

"I'VE LOST NOTHING!" Garlic roars as a dark aura flares around him. "No... not when I'm so close!" The Makyan glares at Goku, then at you. A malicious grin creeps across his face. "This will be the last time you ever get to see this girl!"

(cont.)

>>42766137
Oh shit. S-samma vaca?

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>>42766137
You hear Chi-chi shout the words Samma Vaca, and Garlic's strength drops for a moment, just a moment, but before you can do the same, before you can really react... your foresight gives you a flash. Garlic Jr. is going to blast you. You try to move out of the way, but you're not able to react quick enough. A beam of red blasts around you. You fall to the ground, horribly wounded, Goku screaming your name. That... gods, it hurts... you struggle to get up... but... you see it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK2TVFdCJgY

Goku glares at Garlic Jr. "You..." The Makyan seems to be ready to try that attack again, but Goku quickly closes the gap. His strength flares around him. It's... like before, but even more. "YOU..." Goku's hair stands on end... and you see a flash of gold burst through it. His aura flares around him, in that same gold color. He's... gods, 30, no, 40 times stronger than he just was... and his power keeps growing. Lightning strikes the stage near where Goku's standing, forcing the Announcer guy to flee from it. "I'LL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT AGAIN! EVER!"

Garlic takes to the air, his eyes full of fear. "W-what... what IS this?" He starts powering up an attack. "S-stay back, or... or she won't be the last! I'll kill everyone here!"

Goku roars into the air as this... thing finally stops. He stands there, aura blazing. His hair spiked up, a golden blonde color now, muscles bulked up slightly. Goku... what... what IS this? "It's over, Garlic. You could have just left and accepted your loss. But now?"

Garlic takes aim at the terrified audience, only for the monkey boy to dash up at him. "G-gah!"

"You lost your chance to end this peacefully!" Goku lets his aura flare up. "You... you hurt MY MAPLE!"

>A. Maple need Senzu now, please
>B. Try to get through to Goku, let him know you're okay
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?
>D. Something else?

>>42766192
>A. Maple need Senzu now, please
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?

>>42766192
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?
Yeah going to let that one pause her for awhile.

Then eventually
>A. Maple need Senzu now, please

>>42766192
>>A. Maple need Senzu now, please
>>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?

Fuck yes Kato fuck yes

>>42766192
>C.

>>42766192
>A. Maple need Senzu now, please

MAXIMUM HYPE

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>>42766192
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?
>A. Maple need Senzu now, please

Very good music choice

>D. Something else?
Heal self, or see if Nam or Chi Chi is available.
Our Ki reserves and Stamina are still high, just need HP raised.

Also what the hell, Goku can't go SSJ this early, this is completely not canon.

>>42766192
HOLY SHIT YES
>canon status: broken up the fucking ass


>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?
d'aww

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>>42766192
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?
>A. Maple need Senzu now, please

>>42766192
AW SHIIIIIIIEEEEEETTTTTTTT
>B. Try to get through to Goku, let him know that you're okay
>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?

>>42766192
Poor Garlic. He's about to be made to eat both of his arms, isn't he.
>A. Senzu please.
>B. Let Goku know we are alive.
And try not to bleed out while realizing that
>C. Yes, he did just say that.

>>42766266
>this is completely not canon
What have you been reading?

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>>42766284

>>42766192
>Monkey boy! Your golden!
>....Use raioken! It'll look pretty.

>>42766192
>>A. Maple need Senzu now, please

>>42766275
>>42766310

It's also Path to Power Goku, not the Dragon Ball anime series Goku.

>>42766266
FUCK CANON!

MONKEY BOY JUST WENT SUPER! THIS IS GLORIOUS!

>>42766266
He has been showing signs since we went time traveling to handle his Oozaru form. He's been close to breaking through this entire time.

>>42766192

I will also support other anon advocating for some self-healing to stabilize Maple while other medics/Senzus are on the way, in addition to my vote here: >>42766228

I can't wait for us to be super nice to Vegeta and not try to provoke saltiness despite Goku being a super saiyan way before Vegeta. Yep, glad we're not going to be giant faggots. Yep.

>>42766332
That one was supposed to happen with Piccolo Sr, right? He's actually a lower PL than his normal Path to Power self by now.

>>42766266

Goku has been past 10k for a while, which is around the level that a Saiyan can go SSJ, with the right, motivation.

He has gone close quite close a few times. This is like the 4th time or so, first true break through.

Of coarse, the dice have conspired against Maple pretty solidly once past the mid point of the Goku fight.

Good thing we believe in team battles.

>>42766448
Vegeta is the Legendary Salty Saiyan. Our existence provoke will provoke him.

>>42766448
I think Maple thinks that Super Saiyan is what Parsely talked about which we all know was Super Saiyan God. I don't think she has any idea what this.

>>42766448

Well, Maple has her saltiness reserved for Towa.

Vegeta would just be some random Barbarian Prince.

Handle as needed.

No need to antagonize more then any normal antagonist.

>>42766567
True that.

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>>42766192
>tfw Goku just cucked Vegeta's "My Bulma" moment

>C. ...d-did monkey boy really just say that?

I just realised.... Goku just stole any of the coolness of THATS MY BULMA from vegeta before he even showed up
Suck it salt boy

>>42766705
Hey Vegeta might have his own one day. Maybe. I really don't have a clue.

>>42766735
>>42766705

Kek, and this anon took your moment before you showed up.

>>42766745
With Yamcha fucking Bulma, who's Vegeta going to screw?
... Shit he's going to NTR Goku and have sex with our player character isn't he.

How the fuck are Vegeta and Nappa going to take the fact there is a god damn Super Saiyan, do you think?

>>42766837

Yeah, I'm sure he'll totally just fuck our character because sometimes that just happens?

>>42766837
Kato mentioned Mai once.

>>42766866
They might just admit defeat and ask Goku to teach them to become like him

>>42766879
>Yeah, I'm sure he'll totally just fuck our character because sometimes that just happens?
Well we ARE playing a girl.

>>42766866
At this point, if Vegeta and Nappa show up I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to just recruit them. Radditz I feel is a done deal if he doesn't just zoop zop outta here.

>>42766884
Which I would be totally down with,

>>42766866
Broly believe it.

>>42766903
I mean, we'd have to vote to fuck Vegeta. Like, whoever we fuck will not be a surprise to us.

>>42766994
I vote to cuck goku and bulma simultaneously by sleeping with yamcha

Didn't the PTO have long range scouters that can pick up power level spikes on other planets?

I remember that was present in the animated Freiza fight.

Goku spiking to like 500-650k or so might get it's attention.

>>42767019
On second though, we can cuck two or three people by sleeping with tien. Blue and blonde both at once.

>>42767028
If they do I hope they were asleep at their computers.

>>42766994
>inb4 "roll 1d20 to not fuck Vegeta, DC 2" and all 5 rolls are 1s

>>42767028

While there's no real map of the DB universe, Earth seems to pretty far away from PTO territory. Unless there's someone specifically watching Earth or something, they wouldn't pick it up.

Or they'd just assume it was a blip. Or fucking Bill forgot to recalibrate the long-range scouter or something.

>>42767062
>Vegeta's rolls to seduce Maple over the past 100 threads have been 5 nat 20s every time

Wonder if Super Raioken or even Super Kaioken can be mastered before Frieda fight.

I imagine we gotta get Ascended, Ultimate and Full power mastery first.

>>42767060

Anyone sensible would have noticeable spikes logged in a database automatically, possibly with a beep to get someone's attention.

>>42767099
Fucking Bill. Everytime. Spilling his space coffee all over the instruments.

>>42767102
Moustache.
Moustache.
Moust-t-t-t-t-t
Moustache.
Moustache.
Moust-t-t-t-t-<bass drop>

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>>42767099
Well there is but it doesn't go into detail about the mortal realm

>>42767125

And he always eats all the pizza on pizza day. Just because his shift ends 1 hour before everyone else doesn't mean he can eat everyone's food!

>>42767125
He's nothing like that Jenkins fellow. Good man, that Jenkins.

>>42767138
Shamefully not to scale.

>>42767125
>I've got nine arms, Frank! I get coffee for everyone.
>I got nine hearts too and your breaking everyone of them...

>>42767165
Too bad he is wasted on that Drunkard Arctus.

>>42767192
Better than being sent to Lord Frieza, at least. Dude goes through men like popcorn. Remember when he blew up Ms. Dodoria's planet?

>>42767222
He didn't even warn them, they were just in the way. We lost so many men that day.

>>42767273
And so many space ducks.

On an unrelated note, I am going to become the next Hitler. I am going to delouse all the fucking Street Name Signs.
Fuck you Captcha.

>>42767316
Thats a campaign policy I can get behind.

>>42767316
I feel your pain, anon.

Also sorry about the wait, folks, wife and I went to get some dinner.

Writing now.

So.

Thinking we should make Robot and have all the brains collaborate on different weapons.

Maple gives lightning weapon
Brobro a fire weapon
Bulma adapts the gravity tech and makes him a gravity gun.
Slump a gag character power level
Flappe gives him rocket fists
Dr Briefs gives him a muffin button