>>42758882
>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>>42758882
>>[ ] You will think about this problem in detail at home.

>>42758882
>[x] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.
I love you

>>42758882
>[ ] You will think about this problem in detail at home.

Aww yeah got here just in time.

>>42758882
>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>>42758882
>>[ ] You will think about this problem in detail at home.

>>42758882
>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>>42758882
>[ ] You will think about this problem in detail at home.

>>42758882
>>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>>42758882

Are you gonna write the lewds in detail or will you go over them briefly and post a pastebin at some point?

>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>[X] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

Let's see how subtle your subtlety is.

>Subtle As the Night Check
>DC16
>no modifier

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42759038

Rolling

And really don't mind if we fail or pass.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42759038

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42759038

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>42758882
>[ ] Subtly ask the others if they know anywhere more private. And not cold as fuck.

>>42759059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwrodxghrw

>>42759059
Eh, this way's probably funnier anyway.

>>42759059
So JJ's subtle except he is not

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>>42759094

Yeah.

Honestly, I kinda wished we rolled a nat 1 here.

>"HEY YOU TWO! DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD PLACES IN WHICH TO FUCK?"

>>42759054
>>42759059
>>42759061
>nope

Writing.

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Geez, keep it in your pants you creep.

>>42759170
>Eroge Visual novel of X-Men Evolution
I ask-NAY! I command you to share!

>>42759170
>>42759200
HMQ visual novel when?

>>42759170
>that nose
Damn. Does professor x have a superhuman sense of smell in that game?

>>42759170
1 - How the fuck did the MC fuck Rouge without getting affected by her powers? dry humping?

2 - What the fuck is wrong with Charles eyes?

>>42759200

Not that Anon, but I heard it's not that good or it's unfinished.

>>42759244
He can see into your perversions

>>42759170
>Rogue-Like
even the name is pun?

>>42759170
>Image Search gives me Storm/Clone Troopers
Wait what

Why don't we just take her to that apartment? Does JJ prefer dirty outdoor hobosex?

>>42759319
Because Moonie would be watching

>>42759319
Moon Knight will break our legs, or at least JJ thinks he will.

>>42759340
JJ thinks everyone and their mother are out to break his legs m8

>>42759354
And how is that wrong?

>>42759354
Not Peter though. Because Peter is Peter and his mother is dead.

>>42759354
He's not necessarily wrong, though.

>>42759354

And he's right.

>>42759382
Underated post.

>(1/2)

In your head, paint a speculative drama out of an attempt to get some privacy in the station, and your conclusion is that any attempt to do so will end in hilarious sitcom-like failure, possibly involving a large animal. You sigh quietly. No one told you life was gonna be this way (chaka chaka!).

This won’t do at all.

You trot up beside the girls, Jubilee giving you a short, slightly bewildered stare – Huginn’s presence, most likely.

“Hey.” So… “I was just wondering…” The worst start. No natural conversation ever starts that way, JJ. Why are you such a clumsy nerd? You serious up your voice. As far as anyone knows, this is serious question being asked for serious tactical reasons. “D’you guys know anywhere around the Scar where people generally don’t go? Somewhere warm? With a good view, maybe…”

“Hmmm…” Megan’s eyes roll upwards slightly as she mulls it over, her finger pressing at her lips.

Yes. You did it. You’re the smoothest operato –

“Oh?” Jubilee giggles mischievously, a big, toothy grin extending along her face. Oh no. She meets your eyes and there is a knowing glint in those big, dark orbs of hers. “Sounds romantic.”

Ack no.

“Well, no”– Damage control. Damage control! –“I mean, that’s not”–

“Oh!” Megan hops up on the spot, clapping her hands together. “I know somewhere like that! I can get us there in a”–

“…That’s not really”–

–“jiffy!”

Just caught up from the archives

Does crusty take this long to post?

>(2/2)

A flash of bright, multi-chromatic light fills your eyes. It’s not quite like the dark, uncertain vertigo of Gaby’s teleportation – it's disorientating, sure, but traveling via Gwyn Airlines has a heady, soft feeling of lightness to it, like you’re suddenly walking on clouds. The light recedes, and you take a moment to get your bearings.

She’s taken you to the top of one of the few apartment buildings still standing in the Scar. You think the room you’re in was once a holiday suite or something of the like – it’s certainly roomy enough, with clumps blasted furniture strewn across its floor. One of the walls is missing, but the cut between its absence and the rest of the building is too clean to have been the result of an explosion. If you had to guess, you’d say that it had once been one big window that got blown out by the climactic shockwave that leveled most of the Scar.

“This place is great!” Boasts Megan, her hands on her hips. “I come up here ta’ think sometimes.”

You have to admit, it’s nice. The wind is sweeping down from the opposite side of the building, and from here the entire Scar is laid out before you, like a patient upon an operating table, its arteries and its roots seeming to slowly pulse as the evening deepens and shadows thicken.

You hear Laura’s breath quicken, and look down to see her staring out over the view.

>[ ] Just ask the other two to give you some privacy.
>[ ] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.
>[ ] Okay, well, Megan can take everyone back now.
>[ ] Whatever. Just hang out here for a bit. It is nice.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42759514
>[ ] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.

>>42759514
>>[ ] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.

>>42759170
>those eyes

He can see into your head and was not aware those positions were even possible.

>>42759514
>>[ ] Whatever. Just hang out here for a bit. It is nice.
Birthday Girl seems to like it. I think. It can be hard to tell with her sometimes.

>>42759491

Welcome, you must have taken a long journey and read for many moons. Rest here now while we wait for the prophet Crusty to hand down the word of the Dragon of the Scar.

>>42759514
>[X] Whatever. Just hang out here for a bit. It is nice.

>>42759514
>>[ ] Just ask the other two to give you some privacy.
Almost outdoor sex possible

>>42759514
>[ ] Just ask the other two to give you some privacy.

>>42759514
>[ ] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.

>>42759514
>[X] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.

>[X] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound.

Bluff Check.
>DC15
>no modifier

Jubilee will spoiler to the bitter end.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42759674

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42759674
pls

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42759674

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42759674

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42759674
Rolling

>>42759514

>[ ] Whatever. Just hang out here for a bit. It is nice.

I don't need lewds today, Crusty.

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>>42759699
There ya go

>>42759699
Smooth

>>42759674
dice+20d

>>42759707
I hope he will fade to black and we'll get pastebin later

>>42759674
We could ask if they want to join us.

>>42759699
Yes!

>>42759721
No. Fuck off

>>42759514
>[ ] Whatever. Just hang out here for a bit.
Slowly start getting heavy with Laura and hope the other two take a hint.

>>42759747

>>42759756
Good, I'm glad we're in agreement on you kindly fucking off.

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>>42759747
You are adorable

>>42759778
>>42759747
>No. Fuck off

Why are you getting so salty over the idea of a lewdbin?

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>>42759778

>>42759514
>[ ] Hey this is great thanks Laura and I will stay to make sure it’s… structurally sound

>>42759778
I wasn't that fag. I was agreeing with you in an admittedly non-clear manner.

>>42759798
I'm not mad. Do I need to be mad to tell someone to fuck off? Honest question

>>42759798
Pastebin is unnecessary when it could be done in-thread.

>>42759826

You really do seem mad.

>>42759848

Or Crusty could just lewdbin it so he doesn't burn out at the start of the thread.

This is actually a nice place. If only it were a little more private.

“Yeah… thanks.” You try to look appreciative. You think it works? “Laura and I will stick around a bit. To make sure it’s, y’know… structurally sound.” Or something.

You hear Jubilee muffle a laugh into her elbow. Laura glances down at the floor under her feet, looking slightly confused.

“It’s okay.” Says Jubilee, a quiet chuckle threading its way between her words. “You’ve been up here plenty of times, right, Meg”–

She trails off as the other girl grabs her arm, a serious look on her face. Jubilee’s face falls.

“That’s right!” Says Megan. “I never even thought about that!”

“Wait, Meg, that’s not what’s”–

“Thanks, JJ! Seeya!”

The pixie-winged girl salutes playfully, before both she and Jubilee vanish in a burst of rainbow light.

Laura looks up at you, her brow slightly creased.

“This building appears structurally sound.” She says, her voice betraying a small amount of uncertainty. “Do you not think so?”

>[ ] Lewds.
>[ ] No Lewds.

>>42759875
>>[ ] No Lewds.

>>42759875
>[X] Lewds.
As if this were a question.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.

Also pastebin, please.

>>42759799
Could you test this method on yourself just to see if it works? I want to make sure I do it right

>>42759875
>[ ] No Lewds.

>>42759826
Yes you do. The term "fuck off" implies you're upset, especially over text were we are forced to assume the emotion you're trying to project.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.

>>42759875
>>[ ] Lewds.

>>42759848
Because we can let the plot move on instead of just wasting another thread on lewds.
>>42759875
>[ ] No Lewds.

>[x] No Lewds.
A Sisyphean task, a doomed crusade, a worthy fight.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.
But no further than some sensual handholding please.

>>42759885
Hey man, some people are into weird shit like holding hands while you gaze off into the sunset. It's not our place to judge them for their horrible deviancy.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds
>>42759874
I'm really not, but okay

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.
Dance for me porn monkey and make it romantic for her birthday.

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>>42759929

Sure you're not.

>>42759875
>>[ ] Lewds
Huh. Almost missed this was running.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds.

>>42759875
>[ ] Lewds
Full Steam Ahead

>>42759875
>[X] Lewds.

Do it for the queen

>[ ] Lewds.

>[X] Lewds.

Alright, let's do this.

I've got chamomile tea and my flapjacks. Nothing can stop me now.

>>42759901
You don't need to be upset to insult someone on the internet, but I apologize if it seemed like I was projecting anger.

>[ ] Lewds.

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>>42759988
>I've got chamomile tea and my flapjacks. Nothing can stop me now.

Also nice dub dubs.

>>42759988
>chamomille
Can such a pitiful thing even be called tea?

>>42759988
Except for crappy internets

>>42759944
I'm not, but I'm becoming amused at the thought of you being salty as this goes on. :^)

>>42759994
You don't insult someone by telling them to fuck off. Next time try calling them a fag.

>>42759988
>Nothing can stop me now
Not even the Queen?

>>42760034

Eh, not really.

Was just amused that you seemed quite mad and a little disappointed you aren't.

>>42760035
Does fag even mean anything anymore on 4chan? I always thought it was like a pronoun at this point

>>42760105
That's the joke you blithering baboon.

>>42760105
>that's_the_joke.jpg

>>42760149
That was pretty good, better then fag. I'll file that one away

>>42760105
Fag/Fags/Fagself

>>42760149
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0a2ArTvUYI
every time

>>42760244
Fagselves

>(1/2)

You have to stoop down to kiss her, but it’s worth the journey. She lets out a small, surprised squeak, her shoulders tensing up as you press your lips against hers. Pulling her close, you draw her into the kiss, just as she draws you into her, her body responding by pushing against you, her softness spreading through you like a fire. You jump slightly when you feel her hands clamp down around your rear, your lips parting, and your eyes open into hers, a faint whisper of mischief still lingering in their verdant depths. She’s smiling, her teeth brushing eagerly at her bottom lip – and it’s no small smile either.

You feel your heart swell in your chest and you run your hands down her hips, feeling her shiver and flex in response.

“…I thought we could just… hang out up here for a bit.” You say, the words seeming displaced from your body, the heady warmth of her scent enveloping your senses. “Just the two of us.”

Slowly, she leans her head against your chest, and for a moment you think she’ll say nothing. Then:

“Take off your shirt.”

Yes ma’am.

>>42760281
I should really rewatch those movies. I recall them being pretty good up until the sixth.

>(2/2)

Fingers fumbling excitedly, you shrug your jacket off, pulling your hoodie and shirt up over your head. The hairs on the back of your neck stand up on end as you feel her fingertips trace their way down your sides, their slightest touch leaving a coiling, electrical sense of sensitivity in their wake, as if, slice by slice, inch by inch, her touch is awakening every part of you. Throwing your shirt aside, you look down, and your heart bulges at the sight of her. She’s breathing you in, her eyes moving up and down your chest, her lips brushing at the lines and contours of your physique.

She glances up at you, her eyes meeting yours, and plants a kiss upon your belly, just above the line of your jeans. You feel yourself shiver.

With dedicated slowness, she trails her tongue up your abdomen, her breath tickling your skin, her saliva seeming to almost sear you. Eventually, she ascends up to your collar, her attentions lingering there for a moment, before she nibbles her way up your chin and onto your lips. You hold each other there for a moment, breathing into one another, lips coiling around their opposites, until she withdraws.

“Wait there.” She says, slowly, moving to arm’s length.

>[ ] Yes, most definitely.
>[ ] Take her right there.

>>42760383
>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760383
>[ ] Yes, most definitely.
You have my attention.

>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760372
Haven't watched any one them except the second

Is that series any good and would you recomend it?

>>42760383
>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760383
>>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760383
>[X] Yes, most definitely.

we need to thank Noriko sometime

>>42760383
>[ ] Yes, most definitely.
Aboot time she takes da fooking lead

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>not just a quickie so horny anons can bust a a nut already and we can get on with the story already
whelp, see you next thread then I guess guys.

>>42760383
>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760383
>>[ ] Yes, most definitely.

>>42760383
>>[ ] Yes, most definitely
She's confident enough to take charge. This is a good sign.

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>>42760454
>whelp, see you next thread then I guess guys.

>>42760420
Books are better, obviously, but the movies are generally decent. Especially if you like Hermione, she gets all of Ron's good lines.
Stay away from the sixth and seventh movies, though. The sixth is a pretty shitty romcom, the seventh sucked pretty hard. Not to mention they made it two movies.

If you're new to Harry Potter in general I'd probably recommend the audiobooks, though. I know there's one with Stephen Fry narrating and it's amazingly British.

>>42760454
It's ok anon. You should have known this was going to happen tho.

>>42760498
>amazingly British.
Well i do love the away that the British say things

Makes me all tingly and warm on the inside.

>[X] Yes, most definitely.

Writing.

Bear mind mind that it's Roast Night so I will be checking on on the lamb occasionally.

>>42760454
I don't have to work tomorrow, anon. Guess what that means.

>>42760531
>Guess what that means.
Awww yeah.

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>>42760481
>She's confident enough to take charge. This is a good sign.

Good that she has more self confidence, possibly more self-esteem too.

Also it's hot as fuck.

>>42760531
>that it's Roast Night

Same at my house, too!

>Guess what that means.

pic related.

>>42760531
ONE HOUR SPECIAL?!

you would run this quest while my small shitty town held its first Comic convention.

Crusty you big smelly willy

>>42760372
I liked the sixth, but mostly because of Slughorn. The seventh I could take or leave, but I did enjoy the particle effects on 3D when Voldemort bites and then turns to ash. Bear in mind, that's the only good thing I can remember of that film

>>42760454
Don't come back.

>>42760737
Just go to convention , if there is anything good there. You can come back to read all the power sperging after that.

>>42760814
>>42760372
Are the Sixth and up that bad?

If so, are books counterpart worth it?

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>>42760881
I all ready did. it was the 2nd and last day so it was quieted down.

got a Dredd movie poster for $5. and some TPBs

only guest was Toyman from Smallville

>>42760883
Im not that anon but I enjoyed them. They were pretty well recieved. The problem with the sixth one is they remove a ton of the stuff from the book. It's still a pretty well directed film. They broke up the last book into two films and the seventh movie suffers due to the eighth film holding most of the dramatic finale goodness. The best film in the whole series is the third one though.

>>42760883
Personally, I recall the third movie being the pinnacle and rest tapering off. The books are certainly better, but they're not that great either.

The vast majority of the hype is due entirely to nostalgia. It's not bad series by any means, but don't go in expecting greatness or anything. If you have little else to read, I'd say it's worth a read through, if for no other reason than to understand the pop culture.

>>42760531
SW Errant live session?

>(1/???)

Yes, you can do that.

You stand there, your every nerve fighting to be at the forefront of your senses, to be closest to her, as she glides away. She leans down, glancing back at you over her swaying hips, to scoop up one of the bags of shopping spoils and take it with her behind the remains of a broad sofa on one end of the room. You wait in giddy, expectant silence, your ears twitching at the sound of fabric sliding off her body.

You hear her pause for a moment, her breath stuttering, and then her voice emerges from behind the sofa:

“C-close your eyes.”

Yep, you can do that, too. The world goes dark, and you focus on the inferno of her scent.

“…Are they shut?”

“Yeah.” You nod. Your throat’s a little dry.

You hear her step out, her feet treading lightly across the scorched remains of the carpet that covers the middle of the room. You can feel how close she is to you, feel the heat radiating from her body. You could lean down and kiss her. For a moment you hear her heart panic slightly, and her feet shift erratically from place to place, as though she can’t decide how to stand, and then:

“Y-you… you can open them now.”

You do as commanded.

>>42760883
I wouldn't say they were bad, necessarily. They were all well received, the seventh was just a bit of a departure from the rest of the series (given they aren't at Hogwarts) If you watch the seventh, make sure to watch both parts like the lucky fuck you are and not wait for another year before watching the second part.

>>42760883
6th was pretty bad, they messed up the dragons big time, IMO. The book was like 2nd worst in the series, IMO, so not that much to work with.

It's still solid 7 of a movie and book, just that the other books/movies set the bar too high, so they seem bad in comparison. The series as whole raised the bar for young adult literature, so they seem worse when rereading afterwards.

You know, I know some are complaining about being given lewds, but honestly I like the character development. It's nice to see Laura in such a pleasant, assertive (relatively) mood. We're usually the ones taking the initiative, not her.

>>42761038
pls don't be Mystique

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42761096
Quick roll for senses!

>>42761116
At least we'll enjoy it.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42761096

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42761096
best of 3

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42761143
>>42761116
g-g-great

>>42761096
what a twist.

>>42761088
Agreed

>>42760883
Honestly? No, not really. They aren't as well liked as some sure, but if you consider them as part of a whole they are fine. I enjoyed watching them all in one go (with appropriate breaks)

As for the counterparts, the sixth book was to me the weakest one. The seventh was easier to read because shit was happening, whereas the plot of the sixth book was mostly all set up for the seventh.

>>42761057
>>42761048
Newfag that only saw second movie here

Personally i love the concept of a secret wizard school which is why the second movie hooked me up

I'll take your advice and watch/read everything and then lower my standards for the sixth up

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DAMN YOU LAMB ROAST

I HOPE YOU DIED OF LONELINESS

>>42761096
we'd know given regardless of how Mystique looks, she's still a big void to our senses. We'd look at Laura and realize she's giving off a big fat nothing and then freak the fuck out. I think that's how Wolverine susses out Mystique when she's up close and trying to fuck with him

>>42761184
3rd (Prisoner of Azkaban) is the weakest book IMO.

>>42761225
Problem is that 6+ are not really in the school setting most of the time.

>>42761242
i hope its succulent and delicious tho

>>42761260
>big fat
I wonder what would be Laura's reaction to being called fat

>>42761260
Also does Mistique has latex allergy or what? She just does not wear a condom.

>>42761273
sixth is still in school, but a good third of it is off grounds. That's not a huge turn off, given plenty of the films show off ground shit for a good third of the scenes of most.

>>42761287
tears

tears and confusion

>>42761312
I mean, I don't know, maybe she thinks by sowing more oats she's spreading out the mutant master race. Or maybe she has really comfortable pregnancies? Speaking of, how the fuck does her shapeshifting work when she's pregnant? If she turns into a dude, is she a male seahorse or what?

DID ANYONE FIND THAT V-NOVEL? CAN ANYONE SHARE IT?

K
THX

>(2/3)

Your first thought is that you’re 100% certain that Jubilee picked out this particular outfit for her, and that she can’t have been thinking too much about the weather. Your second thought isn’t so much a thought as a line of sharp, fiery static.

Laura stands there in the red light of dusk, her back arched away from you, drawing your eyes straight down to the mercilessly tiny denim shorts that cling to her rear. Aside from that, she’s wearing precisely nothing, her naked flesh prickling slightly against the cold.

She shifts back, grinding against you, her arms reaching over her shoulders, fumbling their way to her horns and using them to lever herself against you.

“D-do you like them?” She asks, her words heavy and tentative. “Megan said”–

Her breath catches in her throat as you reach around to massage her breasts, you fingertips rolling across her nips. The remains of her words tumble out as a soft, labored moan.

Tracing your hands down her back, you squeeze her ass, eliciting another moan from the petite girl – a moan that ascends in pitch and fever as you kiss rabidly at her neck, your hands gently guiding her down onto her knees, her grip tightening on your horns. Trailing kisses down her back, you undo your pants, letting your throbbing member slide free, the head slapping at the curve of Laura’s rear, your hips suddenly tensing at the sensation. Glancing over her shoulder with eyes of misty green, she responds by letting go of your horns and raising her ass obediently, her legs spreading apart, inviting you.

>>42761403

You mean this?>>42759170

Cuz if it is i dunno

>(3/3)

You don't need any further encouragement.

Moving aside the fabric of her shorts, you let your cock hover at her entrance for a moment, massaging the head against her dripping sex. You can feel her breath quicken, rushing through her, tightening expectantly in her chest before flowing out. You wait until she’s quaking with need, and then, in one smooth, abrupt motion, you thrust into her. She writhes against the floor, gasping in pleasure, as you begin to pump in and out, your firm grip upon her waist pulling her onto you. Picking up the pace, you lean down over her, thrusting deeper, her moans growing more and more labored as you set yourself into an increasing rhythm.

Your fingers squeeze her flesh, as though trying to delve into her, to eke out and expose the deepest parts of her, and your scent coils around hers, sending you into a teetering, far-off space. Soon the only things you’re aware of are the howls of pleasure each thrust is accompanied by, and the steady, wet slapping of your balls against her thighs.

Tracing your hands up her stomach, you find your fingertips flickering, tiny arcs of electricity playing against her skin – plucking at her nerves, flicking at choice receptors under her skin. Laura squeals with barely-cognisant delight, her fingers grasping at the floor beneath her, and her folds tighten around you, the first of several orgasms rushing through her.

You keep going for what feels like hours, rutting atop her, your fingers exploring her body, until, finally, you feel your balls clench and – with no small reluctance – you withdraw your cock from her depths, growling possessively as you shoot several long, white strings of cum across her back.

The breath still pounding against her chest, Laura slowly slumps down upon the floor, a wide, contented smile on her face.

>[ ] That’s enough smut.
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

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>>42761408
F5

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

She gotta learn sometime.

>>42761449
>>[ ] That’s enough smut.

>>42761408
>fumbling their way to her horns
>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>>42761449

>[ ] Blowjob scene.

Hahaha thinking we ain't gonna reciprocate

>69 her

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>>42761260
Mystique can imperfectly replicate the scents of others when she wants to. Her pores and glands do as she tells them to do, which is usually nothing because she doesn't like smelling.

It's not a perfect disguise, though.

>>42761449
>>[ ] Blowjob scene.
so long as we return the favor

>>42761466
>F5
>not Update button

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>>42761418
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=27106
"Rogue-Like: Evolution" maybe? its work in progress, title might change.

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.
Full force

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>That's enough smut

>>42761449
>>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.

>>42761449
>[ ] Blowjob scene.
No other option

>>42761449
>[ ] That’s enough smut.

>[X] Blowjob scene.

Arthur of Camelot, give me strength.

>>42761481
Yeah bare minimum that. It's her birthday, not ours.

>>42759200
https://mega.nz/#!FMgiXA4R!oHvEsrjhY4DTcF7sPQ5NBXz3biqp4JpEuEcmrTB8e-Y

It's both buggy and unfinished.

>>42761535

You asked for this.

Also don't have the entire thread be the build up and sex scene.

And include JJ reciprocating oral to Laura.

>>42761535
69 right?

>>42761449
>>[ ] Blowjob scene.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC8zEgZEfo
Stay strong, Crusty.

>>42761535
Yeah but make it 69. Don't wanna be shellfish

>>42761535
Remember to 69 Laura, it is her birthday afterall.

>>42759170
That H-game is made by a guy named Oni
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Oni/336676/Rogue-Like-new-build

its still a WiP

http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/hq0FGzj1/file.html

latest version to my knowledge

I feel like we should have done the 69 before going full penetration with Laura

Dammit Crusty, I'm at work.

Now shits gonna be all akward, me standing here with my boner.

>>42761656
>implying you won't get promoted

>>42761656
>Your boss also read this quest
>It's that one faggot that left because he doesn't like lewds
I feel bad for you

>>42761681
>Implying his boss isn't lurking HMQ right now
>Implying he isn't equally rockhard

>>42761656
>Dude what the fuck!?

"JUST READ THIS!"

>Shit, man. Uh, I gotta go check out the bathroom. Or the Janitor's closet.

>>42761656
Haha! I'm at home eating vanilla ice cream. No one will be able to deduce why everything is sticky. Perfect

Also
>eating vanilla while reading vanilla
we must go deeper

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42761734
Rolling for becoming vanilla.

>>42761763
roll+1d20

>>42761611
Not the same poster but cool... though...

Mac user... shit.

>>42761763
dice 1d20

>>42761789
>>42761836
It's dice+1d20 in the options field.

>>42761836
In the options "dice+1d20" but without the " "

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42761763

>>42761887
>>42761890
Like this?

>>42761908
in the options field, not the name field.

>>42761908
Bait detected.

I refuse to think such stupidity is not deliberate.

>>42761535

Hurry up and post.

This thread is turning to full bullshit and someone misarchived the thread.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Rolling for good oral

>>42761908
The options field. Not the name field. The field that has 'options' in it.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42761763

>>42761945
>>42761961
Heart Pupils?

>>42761973
i think so

>>42761943
It's got the right name and the right tags. Could be a lot worse.

>>42761943
>misarchived
...why do people do this?

>>42761943
more a crappy description than misarchive imo

>>42761943
maybe it was crusty who archived it and he has a plan for this thread where it gets crazy at the end

>>42761943
Chill

>>42761943
I thought you were leaving because of the smut? Unless I'm confusing the two, in which case I'm sorry I can't tell the difference because of your butthurt

>>42762037
Because they hate something so much that they're more active in it the a fan.

>>42762098
>I thought you were leaving because of the smut?

I'm a different anon, anon.

>>42762081
Yeah its nothing worth throwing a fit over

>>42762125

See my post >>42762119

>(1/3?)

Breathing heavily and covered in sweat, you lean back against the disused sofa angled across the room, an awkward sensation at your back making you aware that somewhere in the frenzy of pleasure you withdrew your wings. Your cock is still hard, slick with Laura’s juices.

Laura lies against the floor, her legs still spread as if in invitation, your cum slowly running down one of her shoulders. Her heart still pounding at her chest, she raises her head from the floor as if in a daze, a big, blissful smile slicked across her face. She glances at the white liquid cooling against the flesh of her shoulder, and, with a quick, precise movement, she laps it up with the tip of her tongue. You feel your stomach clench slightly.

Her nose wrinkles, her tongue moving behind her lips, smearing your seed across her teeth. After a moment or two, she reaches back to scoop more of it off her back, and slowly transfers it to her mouth. You watch in desperate, spellbound silence, until she’s licking the last of it off her fingertips.

Stretching against the floor, her back arching with feline grace, she cranes her glance over her shoulder, looking for more of it. And then her eyes fall upon your cock, erect and harder than ever, and her brow falls across her eyes in a manner that speaks of nothing but sudden hunger.

Slowly, one hand before the other, she crawls toward you, her hips swaying behind her, eyes focused intently upon the shape of your manhood.

Reaching out, she wraps a tiny hand around it, and you feel her touch electrify you, sending shivers up from head to toe.

“More.” She demands, pumping slowly.

How long until Crusty finishes preparing that spit roast?

>>42762145
This was a poor time for that comment. In more ways than one.

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>>42762138
I AM SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

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>>42762181
Or the perfect time

>>42762138
If this is doppleganger laura I don't care. Time to beat someone to death with this boner

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>>42762138

>Laura becomes addicted to JJ's Chlorophyll-enhanced cum.

>>42762279
>She becomes a vegetarian
>By drinking JJ's jizz
Oh shit

>>42762279
>>42762315
>JJ cums on some dead grass
>later on people wonder why there's a small forest growing in one part of the Scar

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>>42762329
>JJ's semen as the same healing property that his blood has
>Laura gets Healing factor 6

>>42761403
I found the Patreon account, but it's patrons-only, so someone with even less of a life will have to pledge, post the shit online then quickly unpledge.
https://www.patreon.com/OniArtist?ty=h

>>42762138
>her nose wrinkles
Crusty we agreed that our bodily fluids are sweet, or is that why she lapped up more of it? Does she not know it isn't supposed to be sweet?

>>42762329

>Laura gets a small bump in her stomach that slowly grows over a few months
>turns out she swallowed a watermelon seed before sucking us off

>>42761483
So that's a perception roll with a DC of 16 or higher?

>>42762390
she has sampled JJ' baby batter before they tasted like Starburst

69?

>>42762138
>>42762390
Was the taste bad Crusty? I thought most of our fluids were sweet like anon said

im starting to think this might be mystique the whole hip swaying thing thats not what Laura does she walks trying to be ghost like as with as little and exaggerated movement possible

>>42762481
>Possible Mystique
Where the fuck is actual Laura?

>>42762481
See >>42762252

>>42762481
>Laura is spending her birthday with Kimura

>Mystique has recorded this to ensure that Laura will know she missed her only chance at a semi-normal birthday.

>>42762481
Swinging her tail like a cat trying to entice another cat.

>>42762523
schlicking it in the corner

The worst part of swallowing sperm isn't the taste. It's the texture. And for anyone here who thinks it's weird that I tasted my own sperm: NORMALFAGS GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>42762535
Bitch gonna get ripped in half

>>42762578
its only NTR if JJ is stolen away

>(2/4?)

You squirm slightly, her softness of her grasp spreading through you, and you bring your hand around to cup her jaw. She stops suddenly, looking up at you.

“With your”– You pause, breathing slowly. “You can do it with your mouth.”

Her eyes widen at the idea, and she looks back down at your cock, releasing it from her grip. Slowly, she brings herself closer, as if playing with the idea, until her lips are hovering so close to your head you can practically feel them. You want desperately to grasp her and pull her onto you, but you control yourself, and you find yourself rewarded a wet, hot feeling of bliss as her lips roll across your cockhead. Gradually, as if testing every inch, she draws you into her, her lips tracing their way further and further down your length. Her eyes roll up in her head and her breath flutters at the taste of your flesh mingling with her juices.

She glances up at you, as if for confirmation, and you nod hastily, raising a slight blush across her cheeks. You feel your chest burn and a rush of precum wets your manhood, Laura responding with a pleased moan. Resting a clawed hand on the back of her head, you gently guide her up and down your cock, savoring the warm, wet closeness of her mouth just as she savors the taste of your precum.

>>42762569
The worst part of swallowing sperm isn't texture. It's that it's kinda hot while still masturbating, but completly offputting after you came.

>>42762481
>>42762535
No NTR pls, my heart can't take it

>>42762596
Let's face it.. she fucks like a champ and knows where his sister is.

>(3/4)

With a loud pop, she withdraws you from her mouth, her eyes roaming your length. In a sudden, almost predatory motion, she leans in, running her tongue up your cock, flicking playfully at the head, coaxing free a dribble of precum that she laps up hungrily. In a daze, you guide her further down, feeling her nostrils flare as your scent fills her senses, and her lips pluck experimentally at your sack. Gaining confidence, or perhaps just drawn in by your scent, she laps at you, lathering your balls with her tongue, provoking a long hiss from between your teeth. Soon, you can’t bear it any longer, and Laura yelps in surprise as you wrap your arms around her, heaving her up. You turn her around so that she’s lying down across you on her stomach, her legs parted over her shoulders, your nose breathing in the heady warmth of her womanhood. Her lips quickly finds your cock once more, sucking upon your length with renewed vigor, as though immensely relieved to have not been deprived of it. Squeezing her ass, you slide your tongue across her lips.

She bucks in your grasp, and for a moment, before the surprise wears off, you feel enough of her teeth around your cock that you’re almost afraid she’ll bite you. Soon enough she resumes her pace, squirming around your own attentions. You flick your tongue across her, lapping greedily at her sex, her growing arousal causing her to become slick with her nectar. Delving in, you slip your tongue between her folds, feeling her squirm against you, her thighs squeezing around your head as your rogue tongue laps at her walls.

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>mfw I fapped right before this thread

Gus, we can smell her scent. Mystique can't copy that shit.

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>>42762605
And would probably create a shitstorm as powerful as the one in Psion quest

No one deserves to see such horrors a second time...

>>42762605
The only NTR taking place would be JJ NTRing Mystique.

>>42762649
>Mystique can't copy that shit.

See >>42761483

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>>42762649
>can't into reading

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I thought the mods deleted ERP on /tg/. How the hell have there been 133 threads of this?

>>42762900
Clever disguise and guile.

>>42762900
It's not ERP though, there has to be RP for that.

>>42762900

Because there have only been like, two or three threads this lewd in its entire run.

>>42762900
...nigga this is the first thread. Eat a big fat sagging sack of old man dicks.

>>42762900
they never had sexy time until like thread #100

and its not a major focus of the quest

>(4/5)

Without warning, her hips tense, and she orgasms around you, her juices running across your chin. You continue licking until the wave of pleasure has found itself peak in her, finally leaning back against the sofa, letting her continue to attend to you. Gradually, she shifts back down, until she’s lying with her head against your lap, her mouth still working your cock.

Eventually, you feel the pressure fill out inside you, and you grasp the back of head as your cock begins to throb. Laura flinches, her eyes widening, as you empty your balls into her mouth. She gets over her surprise quickly, and you feel your heart swell at the sight of her – her throat tensing, lips massaging at your length, swallowing load after load.

Finally spent, you withdraw your length from her mouth, a thick, ropey strand of cum bridging the gap between her tongue and its head.

Laura rests her forehead against your thigh, breathing heavily, her breath full of your scent, strands of your cum hanging from her tongue. Slowly, she licks her lips, the breath catching in her chest.

“W-well…” You’re about to say, rather glibly, that you hoped she had a happy birthday, when Laura cuts you off.

“No.” She says, in a sharp, determined tone, and the implication is clear – she’s not done with you.

Slowly, almost painfully, she lowers her head, sliding her lips back around your length…

>>42762942
>she’s not done with you.
OH LORD JEEBUS SAVE ME

>>42762900
Lewds is very much a rarity. It kills the Crusty.
I think there's only been something like three threads with any lewd, and it wasn't even this much on the others.

>(5/5)

Dawn tolls silently across the Scar.

From your vantage up on the shattered apartment block, you see every moment of it – the red and the orange slowly giving way to a bright, insistent yellow, then to white, then to the neutral shades of encroaching daytime. Of course, it’s all tinted with a strange, unearthly red, but it’s still a sight to see.

Laura tired herself out about two hours ago. Presently, she’s lazing against your chest, slowly breathing you in and out. You can’t help but feel a swell of pride at the way her eyes linger admiringly upon the eddies and turns of your musculature – that was an effort that paid itself off tenfold.

Glancing down at your wrist over your shoulder, you check the time.

>Present Time: 07:22 AM
>Hunger Level: 5

Sighing lazily, you turn back to watching the sun.

You’d say that was a rather successful birthday.

>[ ] Go home and actually sleep goddamn.
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.
>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.
>[ ] Write in.

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>>42762993

>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.


>>42762961

>>42762993
>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

>>42762942
>“No.” She says, in a sharp, determined tone, and the implication is clear – she’s not done with you.

We have created a monster.

>>42762993

>[X] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.
>[X] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

Grab some grub from a food stall or something so you can multitask patrolling and eating.

>>42762993
>[X] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

...I need another tea.

I'm thinking earl grey this time.

>>42762993
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>>42762993
>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

Munch on some protein bars in the meanwhile

>>42762993
>>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>>42762993
>>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

>>42762993
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>>42762993
>>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.
>>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

can we patrol with Laura after getting food

>>42762993
>Get cleaned up and take Laura on patrol with you.
>End up not getting very far before round 2

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>>42763046
>Earl Grey
I love you British Man.

>>42762993
>>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.
We need fuel. We used a lot of energy already.
Besides, nothing like a nice cosy breakfast to end a long, romantic day.
Patrol can come once we're fit for it.

>>42762993
>>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>>42762993
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>Spend all time with Laura
>Never patrol the hood
>Muggas getting robbed and sold shit on the corners
>JJ only cares bought getting his dick sucked

>>42763117
Like a true american hero

>>42762993
>>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.

>Also ask how our jizz tasted.

>>42763117
Dude no one chooses to voluntarily patrol murderhobo zone instead of getting his dick sucked.

>>42762993
>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.
>[ ] Write in.

Tell her "Happy Birthday." if he hasn't already.

>>42762993
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura

>>42762993

>[X] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

>>42762639
Fap again.

The Queen demands it.

>[X] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura

Writing.

>>42763117

Silly anon, people only care about JJ taking care of the Scar when making justifications to pick up Druid powers. If waifuing is involved, everything else becomes secondary.

>>42763233
Ask her how our spunk tasted, all shyly and shit. I'm curious

>>42763269
With the sensitivity of his olfactory senses, there's no way he doesn't already know.

>>42763268
Nigga can we eat first? There's plenty of the day to patrol n shit

>>42763268
This.

Guess im the only clawfag here because a tail is fucking sweet

>>42763268
Druid can grow pineapples.

We should seriously grow some pineapples in scar, to give out to people before dates, while grinning at them.

>>42762993
>[ ] Go get cleaned and grab a bite to eat with Laura.
>[ ] Get cleaned up and make your usual patrol around the Scar.

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>>42763315
and do something like pic related to some jackass flatscan?

>>42763297
I want confirmation! Crusty been holdin' out. Plus, I could just picture fumbling and shit about asking her how it tasted. It amuses me

>>42763313
i just want admantim strengthened claws

>>42763407
Why, when we have force beam eyes?

Claws are melee range, and we got no durability to fight anything that needs adamantine to get taught. Close combat is not that great compered to invisible flyby ranged attacks with super precision.

>>42763313
I'm a clawfag too - but with points becoming limited, I want to make sure we snag the vision stuff.

>>42763492
I agree which is why the maximum i can go for claws is level 3 then go all for Eye beams

we can use the tail in closed up spaces where wings are not useful

>>42763492
>Why, when we have force beam eyes?

So that when we can't use our eyes we have claws.