>>42722882
>>42722882

"So sadly, we must do a little bit more pruning, to get the best crop we can"

I laugh loudly, as Maria clings to my arm. I stop and hold her hand to try and soothe her worries.

"Don't worry, I won't let them do anything to you" I say smiling gently as her hands shakes slightly "I promise"

She smiles and clenches my hands, still looking pretty scared, as some of our so called peers gasp, whimper and shout in protest.

"Now, some of you have proved yourselves already, some far more than others, at least in killing if not the finer points of it" He says glancing at me again "but those of you who have only killed before joining us will have to do so again, take a request, leave the nesst, and coat your hands in blood so fresh"

I lick my teeth.

"I don't think he's talking about you either Layla" Maria chuckles "So don't get too hopeful okay"

I groan dramatically.

"Those of you who have proven yourselves already and those who return will be moved to the second year dorms, which will be personalized at your request" He says smiling like a kindly grandfather "But those who are going out for the first time, the rumors are true, we are at war with several factions, Which seem to think we're harboring the anti christ herself, or want to get some cheap revenge, or just simple hunger for power".

He looks at me again, and takes a deep breath.

"They are the lord's dagger, the ashen cauldron, and Naturis" He say grimly, staring into my eyes "Worry not however, for they are currently tied up with out other forces, but before I send you out to play, I have a request for one of you"

He takes a step towards me holding a small box in his hands.

"Layla Miller, will you take my request to end the unlife of one Thraddrick Braurs?" He asks with a sweet smile as "Maria" grips my arms,

What do I do?
[] Accept
[] tell him to fuck himself
[] ask about the reward
[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria
[] Make a show out of it
[] write in

>>42723021
Aw fuck that was scary
my internet died for a few minutes, fuck I nearly broke something there

>>42723021
>[] Accept
>[] tell him to fuck himself
>[] ask about the reward
>[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria

Thaddrick already?!!
Wow, I thought he was gonna be our end-boss

>>42723021
>[] Accept
>[] Make a show out of it

>>42723021
>[] ask about the reward
>[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria

>>42723021
>[] Accept
>[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria
>[] Make a show out of it

>>42723021
>Grin wider then should be physically possible
>accept
>proceed to whispersing a song about murdering to ourselves

>>42723021
>[] Accept[]
[] ask about the reward
[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria

>>42723021
> laugh
>[] Accept
> laugh harder

>>42723021
This.
>>42723202
If we're not rolling on the floor in insane hysteria by the end of this I will be dissapoint

>>42723021
>>42723095
supporting these too
>>42723138
>>42723202

>>42723021
>[] Accept
>[] Make a show out of it
>[] Taunt everyone else, besides Maria
>[] ask about the reward

>>42723021
>>42723138
>>42723202
The crazy must flow!

I smile, my ears twitching as I rub my now aching arm. Oh Thraddrick, I remember him. He hurt Maria way back when and nearly killed me. I smile widely as murderously cruel thoughts run rampant through my head. and then I smile wider, licking my fangs as I stand up.

"Sure, sounds like good old fun" I say giggling as I hold my hand to my lips "Besides, I'm the only one here who'd have a chance with him right? Sending anyone else would be like sending him a living gift basket right?! I'm the one here who's actually good enough to even considered right?!? Besides of course my darling, she's far too valuable to risk, krehahahahaha"

I can feel there stares as I put a hand on my forehead, that good old madness running into me again as I laugh louder, LOUDER AND LOUDER MANICALLY. I grab my stomach, still laughing as my legs start to give up, as Mike joins in laughing as "Maria" sighs heavily.

"HAAAA!?" I scream in pain and surprise as someone pulls both of my tails.

"Kitty, please don't make a scene like that" "Maria" says emotionlessly "Or I'll have to train you some more, understand?"

I nod quickly, pulling my tails away from her.

"Riiiiiiiiiight" The headmaster says I giggle some more, smiling. This..this feels good, like..like I don't know anymore "Well, for this mission, you may take any student, any teacher, any agent, any one you think you need to kill the old bastard, Anything at all"


He clasps his hands together and sighs

"I will also be granting you seven coins, for good luck of course" he says

the crowds of students says nothing, but a decidedly terrified air falls over them

"But I have to ask, what's the reward?" I ask licking my fangs again "I like a good reward"

"Say it, and I'll give it to" He says smiling as he steps back "Now the rest of you, report to Building E for you assignments, Except you Mrs smith, you can...start decorating or something, but Mrs miller, when you're prepared, go to the airfield"

cont

>>42723454
>"Kitty, please don't make a scene like that" "Maria" says emotionlessly "Or I'll have to train you some more, understand?"
Welp. I'm gonna need a wrie-up of both our classmtes and the internets reaction to that when the thread's done

> Except you Mrs smith
Well looks like the headmaster knows what happens if he lets something touch our maria

>>42723492
>I'm gonna need a wrie-up of both our classmtes and the internets reaction to that when the thread's done
Well, they got videos of that sort of training.

>>42723454
>Well, for this mission, you may take any student, any teacher, any agent, any one you think you need to kill the old bastard, Anything at all"
Yes...YES! Fraustwolf time?

>>42723454
And with a sympthony of screams and shouts, the crowd of students leaves me alone with the still laughing Fraust, Maria, and the teachers.

what do you do?
[] Go to the airfield
[] say good bye
[] grab some meatshield
[] assemble a team *Who* (Anyone once can be chosen)
[] get some supplies *what*
[] take a special item with you
[] Kiss Maria
[] write in

>>42723526
[] get some supplies *what*
Explosives and napalm
[] Kiss Maria

>>42723526
>[] assemble a team *Who*
fraustfraustfraust
Thomas
Headmaster. (He DID say anyone)
>[] get some supplies *what*
All the explosives ever, napalm
>[] take a special item with you
Werewolf fang, the sword if maria lets us
>[] Kiss Maria

>>42723526
>[] assemble a team *Who* (Anyone once can be chosen)
>Fraust and Klementine
>[] get some supplies *what*
>As much explosives as they dare giving us
>[] Kiss Maria

>>42723526
>[] get some supplies *what*
Explosives of all kind
>[] Kiss Maria
>[] assemble a team *Who*

>>42723526
>[] assamble a team, fraust, thomas and klementine
>[] get some supplies, explosives, guns for thomas
> take the fang with us
>[] Kiss Maria

>>42723526
>[] grab some meatshield
>[] assemble a team *Who*
Fraustfraust, the witch, the slave nun and whoever of the double faced coin wants to come with us
>[] get some supplies *what*
>You know it. Take that delicious C4 and those fire bombs
>[] take a special item with you
>Syringe with vampire blood, and werewolf fang
>[] Kiss Maria

>>42723526
>Take Maria with us
I just think it'd be kinda poetic, albeit a terrible idea

>>42723707
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah considering he be yandere as hell for us, we better not take maria

>>42723707
"Maria" saved our ass the last time. So its not really a terrible idea. Though Thaddrick might make her a priority target this time out of jealousy.

>>42723526
Do we have access to those sunfire rounds again?

>>42723707
>>42723731
>>42723741
Might be a perfect chance to vamp maria though

>>42723741
>So its not really a terrible idea.
Nah, it really is a terrible idea when you consider quite how not-supernatural Maria is in comparison to us and then the fact that we'll supposedly have a hard time against Thadrick himself. I just sometimes like making terrible decisions.

That aside, anyone else kinda sad that deal old Thadders is gonna bite the bucket? I've always enjoyed his antics and general benevolence.

Should we take marla?
>>42723780
He's not really benevolent, he's more obsessed, but yeah I'm slightly disapointed. Think of it this way though, given our power we'll probably be able to pull a jack/alive with him and he'll stay a character

>>42723777
>Might be a perfect chance to vamp maria though
Well, we'd need to get his blood into a cauldron first to up the ante, making things a whole lot more complex if it's to be done during rather than after the event (and if it's after, then it's not like Maria needs to be around for it).

Moreover, haven't we been trying all this time to find a different means for immortality for her? Going vampire now feels a little like a cop out, even though I'd personally have no particular qualms to her being one.

>>42723799
>Think of it this way though, given our power we'll probably be able to pull a jack/alive with him and he'll stay a character
Yeah, I'm definitely hoping for that. It'd be kinda like Alucard summoning himself.

Thinking about it... If a high level vamp drains the blood of another high level vamps minion, do they steal the minion for themselves?

>>42723780
>That aside, anyone else kinda sad that deal old Thadders is gonna bite the bucket?
I'm actually very sad. I had hoped to battle him at our wedding, when he comes to interrupt the ceremony.

>>42723799
Can't we convince him to let us kill him so he can join us in our head forever?

>>42723840
>when he comes to interrupt the ceremony.
Or, alternatively, as a substitute father...

>>42723849
Probably not, at least, not entirely.

I mean, I'm sure he'd love that, but he's also the kinda guy who would want to make it fun. And by that I mean it's a case of "I'm totes down for that bby, but only if you can kill me"

>>42723859
As father of the bride? That'd be kinda hilarious.

"Anyone?" I ask smiling "Oh you simply spoil me Headmaster, Mike?"

"Of course, wouldn't let my star pupil just go off on her own" Fraust says smiling as he walks off the podium "besides, always wanted to kill a vampire"

"Well then, lets get a few others to join in on our fun" I say grinning widely as I turn to walk away, before Maria grabs my arms again, looking up at me with a worried glance.

I frown, and then smirk, as I lean down and give her a quick kiss, blushing as I turn away.

"I'll...I'll be careful okay?' I say nervously

"Good, just...please come back, I.." Maria says, before she sighs "Don't think I could go one living without you around now"

"I will, not like anything could kill me now anyways" I say shrugging "but I'll make sure to bring you back something nice, okay?"

She nods, wiping her eyes as me and fraust walk out of the woods.

"So what poor bastards are we bringing along?" Mike asks, putting his one hand on my shoulder.

"Thomas" I say tilting my head "We can always use a zombie on our side, especially one who's always pissed, and Clementine, I think she'd like a bit of time out"

"Ah, okay" Fraust says grabbing a radio on his side "Hey Marrow marrow, get the corpse and Bloodsucker for us, kay...oooh and a lot of explosives, and guns, plenty of guns, right..right...well that isn't important now is it, alright, see yoooou".

"Well that was a bit easier than I imagined it would be" I say nodding slowly

"Eh, no reason to waste time" Mike yawns
....

"Okay, why the fuck do you need me again?" Thomas asks, picking his teeth as he looks at me with his dead eyes "I mean I'm not complaining, but fuck"

"We're going to kill a very old vampire" I say smirking

"Of course we are, why must we kill our undead brethren so often" He sighs heavily "seems kind of pointless"

"Why are you whining? he probably has lots of slaves and things for you to eat" Mike says gnashing his teeth as he drags two giant metal boxes with his one arm
cont

>>42723888
Clementine licks her many fangs, shaking as mike mimics biting someone apart.

"So, who is this asshole anyways, besides ancient?" thomas asks , looking at all of the various fire arms around him "Almost seems like too much overkill for one fucker"

<Care if I explain it?>

I shake my head as Fraust tosses the boxes into the back of the helicopter, groaning as he stretches his back.

What do I do?
[] Explain it to thomas
[] Let Jack do it
[] Get in and discuss plans
[] take a cat nap
[] Give clementine an order
[] start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph
[] write in

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it

>>42723878
Yeah, it actually would be

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it
>[] start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it
>[] start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph

Also not gonna lie, kinda feel a bit cheap having an epic duel versus our forbearer with allies backing us.

It's like admitting we aren't/weren't able to grow stronger than him.

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it

>>42723966
So the plan is pull a jack with him after we beat him, and have his summoned bloodghost thing make an appearance?
>>42723989
He has been a vampire for several thousand years, we've had one.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42723947
>[] Let Jack do it
>[] start fiddling with explosives 1d20+ Fraust to add an extra oomph

>>42724002
fine, I don't really care much about what the zombie thinks anyways., But keep it short, I want to get going.

<Okay, one moment please>

"Woooow" Mike says chuckling as jack pullshimself out of me, dusting his cloak off as Thomas looks at him without a hint of surprise "Can I be the godfather"

"Well, my revenant friend" Jack says smiling as blood flows down his face "he's a first generation vampire, meaning he made a deal with the devil himself, LUCIFER, SATAN, understand? he's seen the fall of generations and the birth of nations"

"Right" Thomas says nodding "don't really care"

"Oh but you should" Jack says frowning as Fraust motions to some explosives in his hand "He's devoured armies, he's strong and mighty, hell even with all this I doubt we can do it, in fact, I'd advise againt facing him yourselves"

"BAH!" Fraust shouts loudly, throwing one of his boots at jack

"Fine, don't listen" Jack sighs as he turns back into a drop of blood

"Well, that was real fucking strange" Thomas says as he walks into the plane, while me and Mike fiddle around with various explosives, giggling, before we get frustrated and give up.

"Wait" Clementine whimpers, following us into the plan quickly

"So we're just going to new york right?" Thomas asks

Mike nods

What do I do?
[] discuss plans
[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20
[] use a special item
[] talk to jack
[] tease Thomas
[] Celebrate with fraust
[] skip to landing
[] write in

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans
>[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans
>[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20
>[] use a special item
Is it maybe worth flooding our undead veins with a poison or paralytic on the offchance that Thad takes a chomp and moreover isn't as resistant to the effects as we are?
>[] talk to jack

Also
>finally revealed that Thad is 1st gen after all
Whewey, this gonna be a tough one lads.
Does that make Satan a 0th gen vampire?

>>42724146
>[] Celebrate with fraust
>[] discuss plans

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans
>[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans
>[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20

>>42724228
>and moreover isn't as resistant to the effects as we are?
I'm pretty sure we did use poisons against him in the first round.

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>>42722882
>"Some of you have not survived to see this day"
>He turns towards me, frowning, before he sighs and looks back up.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42724146
>[] discuss plans
>[] try to fiddle around with the explosives again 1d20

"Hey fraust, mind if I see the fun stuff again?" I ask holding a hand out as he begins to set up various timers and triggers in a block of c4.

He grunts, tossing me a bag of his supplies without looking away from his work. I smile and begin to toy with it, changing the ratios of some bombs, putting shrapnel in others, and even getting a bit of napalm in there.

"So do we have any kind of plan besides the good ol kill everything?" thomas asks.

"Purge the unclean soul in fire?" Clementine asks "....er I mean, no, none at all"

"Blow up a good portion of the big apple's sky line, and hope we get im in it" Mike says smiling evily, his eyes glinting in the red light of the helicopter.

"Okay, what about you cat, do you have any plans that aren't shit?"" Thomas sighs, heavily

"Hmm" I grunt as I continue at my work, mixing up a nice present for old thradrick
*Success, explosives deal extra damage and set fires for this mission*

"I'll take that as a no" Thomas groans

"Well I have a few" I say shrugging

<As do I, but...>
[don't tell her]

Tell me what?
<Nothing, it's...not a good idea, too costly for it to be worth anything>

I shrug, as I unscrew a case, before tossing the screwdriver in my hands away.

"We could poison him, use me as bait, or as Mike said, boom" I say smiling.

"Oh this is going to go fantaaastically" Thomas sighs as he leans back.

I shrug and put the bombs to the side of my seat
....
a few hours later.

"We're arriving at our destination in a few moments" The pilot says, rousing me from my nap as some mid afternoon sunglight burns my eyes a bit.

I look out the open door and see a lot of buildings under me.

"Come on coooome on" Mike chants from the side of the door, as Thomas stares at the ceiling and clementine clutches her stomach whimpering as she chews on her bottom lip.
..
Mission start.
..

"So where'd you want to land darlin?" Ol georgy asks
cont

Fuck I am late, why didn't we bring the whole double sided coin?

>>42724450

cont
What do I say?
[] Right on top of his hotel
[] airport
[] streets
[] building next to it
[] just bring us up to the windows okay?
[] here's fine *leap out*
[] ask jack about his plan
[] write in

>>42724459
Lots of them are basically just victims for Thaddrick to hypnotize

>>42724470
>[] Right on top of his hotel
[] ask jack about his plan

>>42724470
[] here's fine *leap out*
[] ask jack about his plan

>>42724470
>[] building next to it
>[] ask jack about his plan

>>42724470
>[] building next to it
>[] ask jack about his plan

>>42724478
Which ones do we figure could take it?

>>42724470
>[] building next to it

>>42724535
Thomas seems overall angry and dead enough to not care(though I didn't vote for taking him with us because I'm not sure. I had hoped Laylas grip on Klementine would prevent mind.-control from Thaddrick.
I don't feel confident any of the others could take it.

>>42724470
>[] just bring us up to the windows okay?
>[] ask jack about his plan

>>42724565
Lily would probably have been fine since she is a sortasuccubus and hypnosis is kinda their thing. That being said she probably doesn't have the firepower to deal with someone who is "Fucking invincible"tm.

Mr. Torgue is probably the opposite.

>>42724653
>Lily would probably have been fine since she is a sortasuccubus and hypnosis is kinda their thing.
I don't see that suggesting any sort of resistance to hypnosis.

Well we don't want him to know we're here just yet, so I guess we should take things a bit slow, as boring as the sounds.

"The building next to the black cat hotel" I say "take it slow though okay?"

"Gottcha" Georgy says before mummering"Glad I don't have to be on the same roof as a vampire, I'll tell ya"

I hum as Mike jumps off before the helicopter can land, slowly standing up and dusting himself off with his one hand as he carries two duffle bags under his shoulders.

The helicopter lands a second later, Thomas walking off, brushing away Fraust' flowing mane of hair blowing in the wind.

Clementine growls, or maybe her stomach did. I sigh and grab her arm, dragging her out onto the roof as she looks at georgy hungrily.

"So what was that plan of yours anyways jack?" I ask smiling as the blades stop spinning above me, cold air blowing around me

<Fine, look, if you really want to know it, just know it would require a lot innocents to die horribly to make it work>

"I don't care about that, and neither does anyone else here" I say as Mike looks around smiling

"Oh great, she's talking to herself now" Thomas sighs

"What you don't do that?!" Mike asks very loudly as he clenches his fist in the air "it's a great way to pass time when no one wants anything to do with you!!"

"Hungrrrry" Clementine whimpers

"For once, I'm kind of glad I can't die" Thomas says shaking his head

<So you'd be okay with tearing a hole in reality, possibly dooming this entire city in a moment just because you decided to be clever and not fight the first generation vampire?!>

I bite my tongue, looking at the shining black cat logo as the wind howls softly

What do I say?
[] Mike, make it loud
[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
[] JUST TELL ME THE PLAN GODAMMIT
[] Summon a soul
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] use something
[] Thomas, distraction
[] Clementine, you hungry?
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42724739
>Wait, NOT fight him? Not interested anymore.
>[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20

>>42724739
>To Jack: That sounds fun but not personal enough to be satisfying...
>[] Thomas, distraction
>[] Clementine, you hungry?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42724739
>[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
>Not fighting him? Bored now.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42724739
>[] Thomas, distraction
>[] Clementine, you hungry?
>[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20

>>42724770
>>42724791
Coin.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42724739
>[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
>[] Summon a soul
>Alive

>>42724770
>>42724791
Welp, there goes our luck this. It's coins from here on out, lads

>>42724770
>>42724791
Double crit. Coin this.

>>42724739
>and dusting himself off with his one hand
Couldn't he get a robot hand?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42724739
>[]Okay, lets sneak in from the back 1d20
And here's a one

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42724739
>>42724770
>>42724791
Welp, I guess I support the battle lust. Khorne blessed these dice

>>42724805
>>42724837
Tempting...

>>42724770
>>42724791
Use coin

>>42724805
>>42724837
>>42724879
No coin, on this. There isn't even any point. And we will need those coins.

>>42724680
It is fairly common in my experience in /tg/ related things.

This isn't me arguing to take her though so don't get confused.

>>42724903
>It is fairly common in my experience in /tg/ related things.
Well, IIRC succubi in D&D aren't resistant to mental-influence effects.

>>42724897
It enhances the crit.

>>42724924
Yes, but that wouldn't really do anything here. We already got a double 20, we won't get much sneakier.

>>42724918
Don't they normally have crazy high will saves?

>>42724949
Looking it up, its actually just decent. +7 on 6 HD.

>>42724948
>blow all 7 coins
>sneak out of reality
>Jack's plan comes to inadvertent fruition
>City isn't even touched

"So we wouldn't fight him in your plan then?" I ask staring at the neon cats tail flickering back and forth, almost making it look like it has two, like me "Suddenly I don't care anymore, sounds dull, boring even"

<Good, I wouldn't want to do it anyways, it's probably best you just do what you usually do and charge in madly"

"You know thomas, sometimes I think we're the only two sane people here" Thomas says angrily, slapping the back of my head "Well gee Thomas, that's a mean thing to say and you didn't need to slap her like that"

I turn around and glare at him, as he shrugs, making an angry offended scoff as he walks away.

"Can I eat him?" Clementine asks, biting her fingers

"Unfortunatly now" I sigh as I look down the side of the building, "Okay, we're going to get down from here and sneak in through the back got it?"

"Aye aye, more chances to blow everything up that way" Fraust says nodding

"Understood" Thomas says flatly.

"Okay just stand still for a second" I say holding my hands up, in a web like shape as I close my eyes, skittering, biting, spinning, weaving, climbing, consuming.

My hands glow a sickly light green, and I smile, as I quickly run them over the backs, before running towards the side, and down the side of the building. Clementine screams, and Fraust laughs, already running after me down the side, and into the trash filled alleyway next to the building. I yawn, stretch as my feet touch the cold concrete ground.

"Fucking magic" Thomas sighs as he joins us, dragging clementine along as she bites into his arm "Fucking vampires...fuck everything"

"Be quite" I hiss quietly as I get down on all fours, Mike copying me for some reason, don't know why he's doing that, I don't really mind but it's still weirding me out.

I slowly creep along the ground, glad I put on my cheshire out fit, so my hand don't get all dirty, ergh I can just imagine how dirty the floors are here.

I sigh, pushing the door up the small set of stairs open.

cont

>>42724948
You can always get sneakier.

Did we have any coins before HM gave us some for this?

>>42725035
I think we had 2 or 3

>>42725028
I look around, seeing shelves covered with pots, flour, and knives. Other bits of food lie scattered around, as a Man with a large white mustache sits in the corner, staring in the corner with a knife in his hand, his knife hand shuddering as he.

Oh I look up and grin, a couple dead empty eyes looking back at me as they drain. Fraust slips past me, putting a few blocks of c4 around, as Thomas scrolls past casually.

Clementine crawls in after him, chewing on her own wrist as she keeps staring at the floor.

What do I do?
[] try to get to the elevator
[] go to the stairs
[] sign in at the counter
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] Kill the cook
[] get a bite to eat for me and clem
[] use something
[] split up
[] write in

>>42725090
>[] get a bite to eat for clem

>[] go to the stairs

>>42725090
[X] get a bite to eat for me and clem
[X] go to the stairs

>>42725090
>[] go to the stairs
>[] Kill the cook
>[] get a bite to eat for me and clem

>>42725090
>[] Kill the cook
>[] get a bite to eat for me and clem
>[] sign in at the counter

>>42725090
>[] go to the stairs
>[] get a bite to eat for me and clem

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>>42725170
>>[] sign in at the counter

>>42725251
I just find the idea funny.

>>42725262
>lulz voting on a high level boss mission

So you are retarded.

>>42725293
How else do you intend to find him? Hypnotising the reception would have given us a lead.

I lick my lips as I stare at the shell shocked face of the old cook. Oh it's not like any one would miss him, and besides, Clementine needs some meat in her before she ruins this whole operation. I creep up behind him, as he begins to sniffle and sob. he goes to stand up, before I grab his head, biting him in the back of the neck. He gasps, and then moans, twitching as I suck him nearly dry. He stares at me with a happy look in his eyes as I let him fall to the ground, walking away as Clementine creeps up behind me, panting.

I hear bones crunching and flesh tearing as I walk over the now open door, peeking out of it to see fraust and Thomas heading towards the emergancy stairs.

AH good idea no one ever uses those thing, so we'll be completely unnoticed until we get to the fun part at least.

I crawl and creep over there on all fours.

"Didn't bring your blood whore?" Thomas asks flatly as Mike plants more c4 at the bottom of the stairs "Did you prepare for this at all?"

"Well sorry if I didn't want to bring her back here" I sigh angrily "She's the one who made me into a cat"

Thomas giggles.

"Oh that's just hilarious" He chuckles

"Oh shut it" I growl.

What do I do?
[] Go up the stairs 1d20 for stealth
[] Climb up the stairwell 1d20
[] Send some one to make a distraction 1d20
[] summon
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] use something in inventory
[] write in

>>42725304
You didn't vote to hypnotize him, you voted to sign us in.

Why would he tell the receptionist where he is?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42725327
>[] Climb up the stairwell 1d20
>leave behind C4

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d20)

>>42725327
[X] Send some one to make a distraction 1d20
Thomas
[X] Climb up the stairwell 1d20
Oh god of dice be merciful.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42725327
>>42725347
seconding

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42725327
[] Climb up the stairwell 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42725327
>[] Go up the stairs 1d20 for stealth

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42725327
>[] Climb up the stairwell 1d20
>leave behind C4

Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)

>>42725327
>[] Climb up the stairwell 1d20
>[] Send some one to make a distraction 1d20
>Clementine

"Oh yeaaaah this is going to be a good show" Mike yells quietly happily, smiling like a little kid as he puts another block of c4 down

"You know, it's a good thing I'm immortal" Thomas says shaking his head "Because I'd be fucking furious about this if it could kill me"

"Oh stop being such a whiner" Mike sighs "Just setting up some fireworks for our exit, don't see what's got your panties in a twist"

"Everything?" I ask as grab the bar on the side of the stair well and begin to slowly shimmey up

"Pretty close to it at least" Thomas says shrugging as he follows me up the side

"Wow, didn't know someone could be such a bitch" Mike chuckles

"Shut it torque" Thomas growls as we get higher and higher off the ground.

I look back, and see Clementine a yard or two behind us, chewing on a hand missing three fingers, her eyes empty and washed out. I smirk and shake my head, what can I do with her...besides torture her again?...hmmm

I gasp and slip off the side, as a door opens, I manage to keep my hold, as Thomas and Mike do the same, as a man dressed like a security guard walks past us. He sniffs the air, and looks like he's a bout sneeze before Thomas grabs him, and tosses him down the stairwell with a bloodcurdling scream.

I hear a crunch, as Thomas laughs, almost happily.

"Oh, he broke his neck" Clementine sighs "that's the best part you know..."

"Don't care" Thomas laughs

"Ahhhh this feels good, being back on the job" Mike says happily as he kicks the rail under him and the stairs of a few time until he can pull himself back up to the ledge as I pull myself back up with some effort.

"Okay, lets get going" Mike says smiling widely.

What do I do?
[] head towards the top 1d20
[] to the ballroom 1d20
[] Explore the floor 1d20
[] split up
[] plant more explosives *three sets left*
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42725604
>[] to the ballroom 1d20

>>42725604
>Plant explosives under the ball room.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42725604
>[] to the ballroom 1d20
>plant explosives at the entry of the room

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>>42725676

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42725604
[] Explore the floor 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42725604
>[] Explore the floor 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42725604
>[] to the ballroom 1d20

>>42725604
>[] Explore the floor 1d20
>[] split up
>Two teams, Layla and Fraust, Thomas and Clementine

>>42725690
We used up our luck, and now the time of nat1s has come.

"So do you have any idea where he'd be?" Thomas asks

"Be quite" I say sternly

"Does it really matter where he is exactly?" Mike asks shrugging "I mean explosives aren't really the most accurate things in the world, so why worry about things like finding the target first"

"Okay, can you stop talking now?" I ask smiling, turning to the two "We kind of need to at least try and be sneaky for once"

"Because, I don't want to have to dig my ass out of a few metric tons of!"Thomas says angrily as a door opens and "Oh fuck me"

*bang*

Thomas falls back, gripping onto the bar with one hand as the other clutches a hole in his cheek, he screams angrily at the terrified looking guard, who's probably wondering why he isn't looking at a corpse right now.

"S..sir please leave the premises or I'll...shoot again?" He says weakly, aiming the gun at the pissed zombie trying to crawl over to him.

What do I do?
[] Stab the guard 1d20
[] push thomas off 1d20
[] look into my eyes 1d20
[] Bite and dominate 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] syringe him with a paralytic 1d20
[] go full laylacard
[] try to talk to him
[] write in

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>>42725676

>>42725886
>[] go full laylacard
Guess now is as good a time as any to find out what that means.

>>42725886
>[] go full laylacard

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42725886
>[] syringe him with a paralytic 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42725886
[] look into my eyes 1d20

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>>42725907
>to find out what that means.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42725886
>[] look into my eyes 1d20

>>42725948
We haven't actually voted for that option and seen her go full laylacard yet. We actually don't knwo what that looks like.

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>>42725983
>We haven't actually voted for that option

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42725886
>[] Stab the guard 1d20
>[] go full laylacard

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42725886
>[] syringe him with a paralytic 1d20

And now things start to get exciting. I smile as I flip over the railing, giggling as I do so. The man takes a step back, his finger twitching around the trigger. I duck to the side, the bullet pinging off the railing, ricocheting around as my ears ring and it gets hard to think straight.

I chuckle, as I pulling a syringe from my side, spraying some of it's tasty contents at the guard,

he fires another shot, clipping my face. I grin wider, as I force the werewolf out of the pinky sized cut on my face, probably making me look horrifying as I laugh over the ringing in my ears

*bang bang*
two more twinges of pain along my arm and side, but it doesn't matter, besides, letting me get more of my "friends to play"

The man opens his mouth to scream as arms and half formed face try to claw their way out of me. But he doesn't make a single peep, I grab him, calling the souls back into me, as I stab him in the neck, pushing the plunger down. I smirk I watch the pale whiteish liquid bubble and vanishes as he twitches, pissing himself as he drops like a sack of bricks

I rub my face, my arm aching a bit as pain squirms through it. Oh good, those were normal bullets. I smile as I feel my skin start to patch itself back up.

"So, time to get nice and LOUD!?" Mike shouts as he leaps to my side

"Fucker" Thomas growls as he spits blood onto the frozen man

"Excellent work mistress" Clementine says "though you should've kill him I think"

What do I do?
[] finish the job
[] find a place to hide 1d20
[] continue upwards
[] split up
[] Interrogate him
[] write in

>>42726187
[] Interrogate him

>>42726187
>[] Interrogate him

>>42726187
>[] Interrogate him
>[] finish the job

>>42726187
>[] finish the job
>[] Interrogate him

>>42726187
>[] Interrogate him
>[] finish the job

Thomas kicks the man over on his stomach, placing his foot on top of his head as he begins to cry and try to say something.

"Oh be quite, you're just going to make yourself look a lot more pathetic than you already have, if that was possible" Thomas says as he raises his foot, before fraust grabs the scrawny man's leg and pulls him away as thomas cracks the concrete stairs with his boot. Oh damn, I kind of wanted to see his skull get crushed like a rotting fruit, hmm well fraust should have some good idea or another.

"Say, friend" Mike says smiling "Have see a vampire round here, looks like a pansy and shit?"

"Nnnnnn" the man groans

"Oooh that's a shaaame" Fraust says "I guess I"ll just have to leave you here, with all my piles of EXPLOSIVE"

"NAllooom" the man cries, his eyes glancing up the stairs, It's hard to tell, but I'm pretty sure he's saying ball room. "nallooom"

"I think he means the ball room" I say smiling

"Fantastic!" Fraust shouts, throwing the man away like he was a little dall.

"NNnnnnnnnnn!!!"
*CRUNCH*

"Can't you just kill one of them normally?" Clementine sighs "You're ruining their bones and organs"

"Don't care" fraust sighs shrugging dramatically as we he walks up the stairs.

I shake my head.

"Come on, can't let fraust run off on his own" I say running up the stairs after him.

"Yes we can!" Thomas yells

I catch up to him as he kicks open a door and runs down into the hall.

What do I do?
[] run after him 1d20
[] stop him
[] set up explosives
[] hide somewhere 1d20
[] summon someone
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] write in

>>42726497
[] stop him
[] set up explosives

>>42726497
>[] stop him
>[] set up explosives
>[] summon someone, the loser vampires

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42726497
>[] run after him 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42726497
>[] set up explosives
>[] hide somewhere 1d20
>[] summon someone
>Send Jack and Alive ahead as bait

>>42726497
>[] stop him
>[] set up explosives

>>42726497
>[] stop him
>[] set up explosives

"Fraust!" I whisper "What are you doing?"

"The mission, can't you tell?!" He asks, smiling dumbly as he puts his hand to his hip "Why waste time tip toeing when we can just find him"

"Look as much as I want to just run in there, we can't" I say, wincing as I say the last word, can't believe I'm the voice of reason for once, this feels terrible, no wonder no one wants to deal with me on jobs "we've got to have the element of surprise for this, under stand?"

"So plant a fuck ton of explosives, and then run at him?" He asks

"Y..yeah actually I mean, I think that's a good enough sneaky plan at least" I say shrugging

"Wonderful" He sings as he stars to line the hallway, that's covered in pictures of me smiling in a wedding gown as well as what looks like...Maria on a stake...
I stare at the picture for a moment.

Yep, I'm going to tear him apart, for even thinking about hurting her.

"Love what you did with the place" Thomas says flatly as he walks in

"Mistresss" Clementine whimpers "I don't like it up here, it smells terrible, no...just wrong"


"Ooh, guess we're on the right flooor" I say smiling as I turn, hearing door creak open.


"AH BELOVED!!" Thraddrick shouts, wearing a bathrobe over a greyish black suit with a bat shaped tie "Come to join me in eternity...Oooh you even brought some presents for meeeee, how thoughtful, though I could do with out the trash"

His greying bear is well groomed, his hair greased back, with a bowler hat resting on the top of it.

"Oh, someone ass hole who wants his skull caved in, wonderful" thomas says grinning as Clementine hides behind me.

What do I do?
[] throw a knife at him 1d20
[] try to stab him with both knives 1d20
[]syringe 1d20
[] syringe gun 1d20
[] *Boooom*
[] summone some one
[] Of course I...did?, I couldn't resist not seeing your....beard? any longer *free attack*
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] Scream at him
[] write in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42726795
>[] Scream at him
>[] summone some one
>Alive and Jack
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Hellfire

>>42726795
>[] *Boooom*
We did this for a reason after all

>>42726883
He isn't closer to the explosives than we are though?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42726795
>[] Scream at him
>[] summone some one, werwolf
>[] try to stab him with both knives 1d20

>>42726795
>[] Scream at him
>Lure him into the C4 clad corridor
>[] *Boooom*

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42726795
>>42726920
Supporting, shouldn't we roll for luring him?

>>42726795
How are we in relation to all our explosives right now?
Aren't they behind us?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42726920
>[] Scream at him
>Lure him into the C4 clad corridor
>[] *Boooom*

>>42726962
yes

>>42726984
Wouldn't the "boom" option the blow us up?

>>42727009
Yes?

>>42727032
Okay...

'm not sure why its a option on its own then.

>>42726795
one of these then I guess
>>42726857
>>42726914

I scream in fake terror, and turn around and run the other way, his eyes going wide with confusion and worry as I do so. I can hear Thomas laughing behind me as I run down the hall of paintings of me, all with smiling faces as I hear thraddrick running behind me, over the now thoughourly messed up and tossed around carpet.

"Love? Love it's me, don't you recognize my face?" He asks sounding manic with worry "I'll get it changed, please don't flee from"

I smirk as I turn down the corner, as Thraddrick walks into the line of explosives,

"FRAUST!" I shout loudly as Mike starts to laugh as Thomas and Clementine run down the hall the other way as.

*BOOOOOOOM*
Dust,debris, blood and frabric fly past me, as well as a painting of myself burning as it tumbles to the floor.

The hall is gone. Thraddrick stands in the center of it, his body slowly piecing itself together as he glares at me coldly.

"Oh that's going to cost a fortune to repair" He sighs sadly looking around

"Dammit!" I shout

He smiles and begins walking towards me again, as Fraust tries to creep up on him through the flames

What do you do?
[] lead him somewhere
[] Stab 2d20
[] Scythe 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] throw something explosive at him
[] summon someone
[] write in

Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d20)

>>42727164
[] Stab 2d20
Summon Jack

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42727164
>[] lead him somewhere
>to the stairs
>[] Scythe 1d20
>[] summon someone
>Jack, Alive Werewolf

Rolled 5, 18 = 23 (2d20)

>>42727164
>[] lead him somewhere
>[] Stab 2d20
>[] summon Jack
>[] lead him to the next line of explosives

Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)

>>42727164
>[] Stab 2d20
>Summon Jack
>[] throw something explosive at him
Is tht supposed to be 2d20?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42727164
>[] throw something explosive at him
>[] summon someone
Jack and Alive always make a good team
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Strings and shock

Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)

>>42727164
>[] Stab 2d20
>[] summon Jack

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>>42727164
>Thraddrick stands in the center of it, his body slowly piecing itself together

>>42727317
I think we will have to drain him dry after beating him up enough, to get rid of him for good.

"Oh you don't seem happy to see me?" he says sadly, sticking his hands in his pockets as the skin on his face burns and bubbles as quickly as it fixes itself "Hmm, maybe your whore did something to"

I Hiss angrily running towards him , he tilts his head in bemusement.

I pull my knives from my hips, drawing one along my wrist as I run towards him, blood flowing down my arm and dripping down to the floor, expanding into a boiling pool as I stab the curved blade in thraddricks neck, and the normal one to.

His eyes blazes with fury, and he grabs me by my hood, lifting me up like a helpless kitten, staring into my eyes
I shake my head, as I hiss angrily as I leap back up

"You tried to!" I growl angrily before he huffs

"Wanted to see if it worked, forgive me" he says shrugging, his head hanging back, one of his hands missing, as the other holds Jack's scythe in place "now then, back to our dance then darling"

With a flick of his wrist, jack is in the wall, and he's walking towards me again before, he breaks into a run.

What do I do?
[] Stab 1d20
[] parry 1d20
[] throw something 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] grab him 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] summon someone 1d20
[] Run somewhere 1d20
[] scythe 1d20
[] syringe 1d20
[] syringe gun 1d20
[] BITE 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 2, 17 = 19 (2d20)

>>42727415
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>strings+shock

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42727415
[] cast a spell 1d20
Shock
[] Stab 1d20
[] BITE 1d20

He should know better than to hold an angry cat.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42727415
>[] cast a spell 1d20, hellfire and shock

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Thadders is pretty great.

>>42727415
>[] dodge 1d20

>>42727415
Can we apply our double spell also to using another action+spell?

>>42727479
yeah

Rolled 12, 20 = 32 (2d20)

>>42727415
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Shock
>[] Stab 1d20
>>42727499
good to know

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42727415
>[] BITE 1d20
>[] cast a spell 1d20
> hellfire vomit
Just puke him right into the throat

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42727415
>[] Stab 1d20
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Shock

I move to react, dodge, stab anything. but the next thing I know, I'm against the wall, and he's looking down at me, smiling as he runs his hand through my hair.

"Ahh, as soft as I imagined" He says laughing.

I clap my hands together and slam them into his chest, still holding my knives. He tilts his head, before his eye bulge out. Veins pop up around his face as his body twitches from all the electricity running through him. His muscles contract and he stumbles back, smoke rising from him as he runs and hand through his hair, only for Fraust to slam his fist into his cheek.

Thraddrick turns and looks at him, his jaw creaking as it's slowly pushed out of place.

He glares at fraust and raises his stump, which now has three claw like fingers in place

What do I do?
[] Jump and stab 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] SYringe 1d20
[] syringe gun 1d20
[] Trick him
[] run off
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] Trick him
>[] SYringe 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] Jump and stab 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] SYringe 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42727634
[X] syringe gun 1d20
[X] Trick him

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] Trick him
>[] Jump and stab 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] SYringe 1d20
Time to see how he likes our sweet ghoul

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42727634
>[] SYringe 1d20

"Do you have any idea who's affairs you interfere with mortal one?" He asks, staring up at Fraust as Mike smiles and pushes his jaw further out of place

"A heretic" He says smiling cockily

"You're a man of god then?" Thraddrick asks, sounding almost excited as he leans closer, his face stretching into a crude smile

"NOO!" Fraust shouts kicking at his knee, which gets no reaction "YOU DIDN'T EXPLODE RIGHT, YOU'RE A CRIME AGAINST NATURE WITH NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD"

"What?" The vampire says, his red eyes looking really confused, this is almost silly in a way, but I can't just sit around here, I pull a syringe filled with a thick orange syrup "Begone imbecil"

"FUCK" Fraust shouts as Thraddrick uses him to renovate his wall. He runs his hand through his hair.

"Thraddrick" I say sweetly, like I say maria wonderful.

"YES DARLING!?" He shouts, running his chest into my outstretch syringe.

I press the plunger down and he pushes me back, gently as he pulls the now empty syringe out and looks at it, his eyes going cold.

"Oh, an attempt on my life" He says sadly as he crushes the syringe in his fist "Well I'm sure I can work things out after a quick beating...or two I'm sor..."

He blinks, looking like someone who just stepped in a pile of dog shit. He looks around, wincing as he scratches the hole in his neck.

"Visions of hell?" He says,in confusion "I can feel the flames licking my flesh, You"

He reaches his now fully formed hand towards me as Thomas slowly takes aim from down the hall as Jack drags raises his axe into the air.

what do you do?
[] Stab 1d20
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] Tackle 1d20
[] syringe 1d20
[] BITE 1d20
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
[] try to gouge his eyes out
[] write in

Rolled 5, 5, 14 = 24 (3d20)

>>42727899
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] try to gouge his eyes out

Rolled 16, 12, 3 = 31 (3d20)

>>42727899
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20

Rolled 11, 5, 13 = 29 (3d20)

>>42727899
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] try to gouge his eyes out

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42727899
>[] Stab 1d20
>[] try to gouge his eyes out

Rolled 17, 15, 8 = 40 (3d20)

>>42727899
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] try to gouge his eyes out

>>42727974
This is starting to get eerie. I'm just waiting for the hammer to drop down any moment.

>>42727974
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey well done anon

>>42727974
Ooooh coin this shit!

>>42728002
Personally I'd rather save our coins for more critical rolls, such as trying to not die

Rolled 12, 8, 20 = 40 (3d20)

>>42727899
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] try to gouge his eyes out

>>42728013
we have like 8 of them with us.
>>42728016
... what is with these rolls

>>42728013
We got 7+ right now, to be fair.

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>>42727974
>>42728016
Coin it.

>>42728038
>>42728039
Have you seen our track record? We're probably gonna need every single one of em

>>42728060
While its not unheard of with these dice to have 5 or so nat 1s in a row. Getting in really good hits also means a shorter fight.

>>42728060
ssssh, dont rise the notice of dice gods that our luck in todays Headmaster thread is actually decent and not a row of nat 1's

I twist my curved knife around, so the point is facing outwards. Thraddicks swings his hand down in a slapping motion, grabbing Jack's scythe as he swings it down.

He spins around, planting his other fist in the ghost chest, as he pulls his scythe away and spins it around, impaling jack into the ceiling, and smirking cockily before a jolt of electricity runs down the scythe and into him, Jack laughs as he gets split into two by his own weapon, falling to the floor with a grin etched on his face.

"And now to punish" Thraddrick says sadly, frowning, as gun fire fills the air, bits of him flying off as he turns, and toss the scythe at thomas, he curses loudly as he ducks down to the burning floor, I'll have to remember to thank those two for their distractions "now where was I, ah yest the punishme"

I reach into my pocket as he turns, throwing a coin at him, ducking down below it and rising up as I wrap my arms around him as he stares at something beyond me, screaming in terror.

"MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END, THESE SIGHTS HORRID!!" He shouts moving to cover his eyes as I stab the curve of my blade into his left eye tearing violently to the left, cutting both of them in half in the midst of a terrible looking gash.

"How history repeats" I giggle as I jump off of him

He smiles, and pulls a sword from his side, with emeralds embedded into the hilt of it.

"The dance begins truley" He says staring at me with his non eyes "ARRRRRRRRGH"

He slashes it down at me as Fraust stands up from the hole in the wall, holding a toilet seat in his hand.

what do I do?
[] Dodge 1d20
[] BITE 1d20
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] Syringe 1d20
[] Grab his head 1d20
[]Parry 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 12, 16, 4 = 32 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[]Parry 1d20

Rolled 5, 5, 5 = 15 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>>42728188
>"MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END, THESE SIGHTS HORRID!!" He shouts moving to cover his eyes
Now I'm starting to be worried abvout what the hell ghoul makes him see

Rolled 3, 1, 13 = 17 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] Cast a spell 1d20
Hellfire+Shock

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20

Rolled 8, 14, 12 = 34 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] Cast a spell 1d20
Hellfire+Shock

Rolled 1, 19, 20 = 40 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
>[] Cast a spell 1d20
Hellfire +shock = Hellplasma

Rolled 1, 9, 14 = 24 (3d20)

>>42728188
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42728188
[X] Grab his head 1d20
According to vampire lore first you decapitate, then you stake the heart and then you burn. and then you scatter the ashes to a river.

>>42728307
>>42728310
Woho, the sixths and seventh roll.

>>42728276
>>42728307
>>42728310
Welp time to use those coins!

>>42728322
Not sure that will work on him, we know in this setting the heart is the weakpoint of vamps, so we need to get that first or last.

>>42728338
only 1 of those 1s actually affects.

>>42728322
He probably needs full body destruction, or draining. And draining could be risky.

>>42728328
>>42728338
>>42728359
Yeah i just noticed... and it was Thomas who crit failed... so nothing lost there

>>42728380
>so nothing lost there
I'm sure he'll be somewhat fine. At worst he will need a summon to carry him ou while he stitches himself back together.

>>42728380
So what are we going to ask for when if we finish this?

>>42728380
>>42728395
Summon 2 sucky vampires to put him back together.


>>42728400
Unlimited Lucky coins?

>>42728400
A good mode of immortality for Maria of course!
None of that rotting zombie and lich bs

>>42728400
Maybe he knows a good way to immortality. Otherwise I'd just ask for a ring, in case we can't just buy one ourselves.

>>42728414
>Summon 2 sucky vampires to put him back together.
Something like that, though if he gets taken out, we should summon werewolf/Alive as backup for us

>>42728442
.... we have a shit ton of money, we could easily buy some really expensive ring for Maria.

I take a deep breath, feeling a burning sensation in my stomach rise up my throat like the smoke of an inferno. I open my mouth as a green glow begins to flow out past my lips.

Flames and lighting fly from my mouth, before I howl in pain, clutching my face as blood flows over and past my fingers. I look up past the curtain of scarlet, as Thraddrick casually grabs the toilet seat from mike, and smashes across his head as he burns in green and blue flames and sparks.

Fraust falls down, groaning as he tries to stand up, coughing.

"And one pest falls" Thraddrick says as he slowly steps over to frausts limp body hanging through the hole in the wall, grabbing him by his hair and pulling him up as he raises his sword his neck "Any last words"

"Nazi fuck go suck a pile of goat dick" Mike gasps, as he spits a tooth in Thraddricks now fire filled eye holes


"Poetic" Thraddrick sighs as he presses the blade to his neck, no non nononoooooNOONO "Can't see what my beloved saw in you to consider youAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Thradrick falls down as Clementine jumps on his shoulder, biting his face as she her arms start to catch fire.

He grabs her and toss her down the hole in the floor with a roar of anger as Fraust gets back up, laughing madly as jack rises out from the ground in full bloody glory. Okay, I nearly had a heart attack there.

Thraddrick sighs heavily, blood flowing off of him as he cracks his neck.

What do I do?
[]stab 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] lead him away from here
[] summon someone
[] explosives 1d20
[] Bite 1d20
[] write in

>>42728493
12k isn't exactly a lot.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42728497
>[] explosives 1d20
>Thomas where the fuck are you?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42728493
Not sure I would call 12.500 "a shit ton", though ee can likely make more quick with mundane missions.

>>42728497
>[] lead him away from here
To the stairs
>[] summon someone
> Alive
>[] Stab 1d20

>>42728503
It will buy a ring.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42728497
>[] lead him away from here
>[] summon someone
>Werewolf and alive
>Throw Fraust the werewolf fang "Time to power up!"
>[] explosives 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42728497
[X] summon someone
get alive to help
[X] Ill omen
Drain his luck
and then
[X]stab 1d20
take his head

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>>42728561

>>42728550
If you're willing to settle for something cheap, I guess.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42728497
>[] summon someone
>[] explosives 1d20

Pop ill omen.

>>42728634
Right now Ill Omen could also affect Thomas, Clementine or Fraust, just saying.

>>42728634
Yeah we haven't used it in a while so Lady luck should let it slide.

>>42728595
We can also just break into a jeweler and grab a nice looking ring. Seriously, we don't actually have to pay for it.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42728497
>[]stab 1d20
>Ill Omen

"And now back to the matters at hand" Thraddrick says dusting himself off as I hear Clementine whimper in pain a floor down "We seem to be having a few difficulties, and I think we should have a heart to heart to work them out"

Oh fuck that. I turn and run down the stairs, as alive crawls out of the blood dripping off my chin silently.

I hear the groans of the dead behind me and look over my shoulder to see thradrick standing behind a group of at least ten zombies.

"Aw fuuuck" I groan as I grab into my pack back , grabbing a square of c4

"I have more" He says as shadows surround the room, as alive stands still, strings surrounding her as I hear Thomas shout "OH GODAMMIT AGAIN, SERIOUSLY, FUCKING HELL!!"
the sounds of gun shots fill the air and I realize sirens have been blaring for the last minute or so.
"This is all mildly disturbing!" Fraust Shouts happily as a zombie flies over Brausr shoulder


"Oh seems like we have more guests" Thraddricks sighs look down the stair well.

A cold wind howls, and I shiver as I pull my arm back, and throw the c4 at him.

"Hmm?"
*BOOOOOM*

I shake my head as pieces of rubble and zombie fall around me, and FALLING!? I clamber back up the lower side of the stairs.

I catch a glance of thraddrick piecing himself together as some swat men look at me strangely as one of them falls over, his head crushed from a piece of rubble.

"HEYOH" Fraust shouts loudly as He pulls on a zombies jaw

"Nothing to see here, we're...cosplaying?" Jack says slowly

"What in gods name?" One of them says as zombies surge down towards and above them in waves of blood as Thraddrick grins widely through the flames, his head looking like it's been split in two

Shit shit shit this isn't good

What do I do?
[] Try to stab him 1d20
[] ALIVE 1d20
[] cast as spell 1d20
[] Consume magic 1d20
[] run for it *towards thraddrick or the police* 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 20, 11 = 31 (2d20)

>>42728804
>[] Try to stab him 1d20
>[] ALIVE 1d20

Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>42728804
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] Consume magic 1d20
>Flee Mortals! This is beyond you!

Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)

>>42728804
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] cast as spell 1d20
Shock and hellfire against the swat

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42728804
>[] Consume magic 1d20

Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>42728804
>[] Try to stab him 1d20
>[] Consume magic 1d20

Rolled 8, 13 = 21 (2d20)

>>42728804
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] Consume magic 1d20

>>42728804
Hey HM could we use our Soul hunter trait to drain him of his souls?

>>42728910
yes

>>42728924
Thanks that's nice to know
How about controlling his own blood zombies with our Blood control?
How about him?

>>42728924
What can we expect to do to him with Blood Control?

>>42728979
I expect that directly controlling him will be almost impossible, but hey i might be wrong.

>>42729020
We couldn't even directly control those naturia assassins with it, I think at best we can distract him, or maybe drain him of strength by taking his blood away.

>>42729040
Yeah draining his blood out of him along with all the souls he has gathered would probably be super effective.

"ALIVE!" I shout as I take a step back as four zombies wearing broken and rusted armor leap at me across the gap....oh wait they're just souls aren't they, I smile as I open my mouth and suck in, the blood that made them breaking apart and flowing into my mouth, fixing me up as I feel my face stitch itself back together as alive turns her hands towards the swat men, who were watching us in shock.

A moment later they all train their guns on thraddrick and empty their magazines into them.

*+4 old warriors added to soul pool*
The vampire raises his hand towards them and clenches his fist, blood draining out of them as they're crushed like juiced oranges, their rifles clattering to the floor as his tattered body floats towards me.

"OH YEAH!!" Fraust screams, leaning through the hole in the wall as Thomas shoulders his rifle, as Jack stands between alive and the horde of souls, holding his scythe between them.

What do I do?
[] *BOOOOM* *Collapse stair well
[] Stab him 1d20
[]c ast a spell 1d20
[] explosives
[] syringe 1d20
[] Blood control 1d20
[] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20
[] RUN 1d20
[] drain one of the swat team
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42729085
>[] Blood control 1d20

Rolled 19, 17 = 36 (2d20)

>>42729085
>[X] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20
>[X] Blood control 1d20
Time to debuff him

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42729085
>[] syringe 1d20
>[] Blood control 1d20
>[] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20
IDIOTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE VAMPIRE FOOD!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42729085
>summon Old Warriors
>[] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42729085
> get him into the stairwell by provoking him with
>[] Blood control 1d20
>[] *BOOOOM* *Collapse stair well[] Stab him 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42729085
>[] explosives
>[] try to rip a soul out of him 1d20
>[] drain one of the swat team

>>42729146
Why not let them stay and distract him? That just helps us.

>>42729218
Because every one he kills gives him a power up. He kills them faster than we can.

>>42729246
Only if he spends time to consume their souls, which he doesn't have.

>>42729262
He killed them with blood control and squishing them like a juice box, Something we can't as of yet do. I would not doubt he has hastened feeding on souls too.

>>42729324
Our Soul hunter is a Death power though, not a vampire one, most likely he can only consume souls of those he feeds from.

I raise my hand and blood begins to pour out of his many wounds, actually it looks more like it's leaking from him slowly like a balloon full of holes.

"DIE ALREADY HOLY SHIT!" Thomas shouts angrily as covers Brausr's back in lead, the vampire points his finger at him and I hear a thud and a curse "VAMPIRE BULLSHIT!"

I pull his blood towards me, and ball it, up, he smiles happily and raises his hand towards me, blood flowing out of me as Jack falls back, getting trampled by the horde of souls as he pushes alive out of the way.

I begin to feel weak, as all my strength flows out of me until.

"YIPPE KIAYE FUCKER!" Fraust shouts, drop kicking Thraddrick, distracting him as he tosses him towards me. all of the blood he took from me falls to the floor. I look at my thin arms and put my lips to the ball of blood sucking it down and running forward as a fire burns through my veins, making me run faster than I ever have before. I slam my hand into his chest and pull it away as he throws me back and down the stair well, I hit the stairs under me and roll.

I look in my hand to see the misty figure of a man dressed like a templar knight, he glares at me and I open my mouth and take a deep breath, sucking him into me as I stand up.

Tendrils of blood crawl down the stair well as Thraddrick runs towards me.
<RUN!>
What do I do?
[] stab 1d20
[] parry 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] soul hunter 1d20
[] syringe 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] Run
[] ask jack about his plan from before
[] CLEMENTINE
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42729395
>[] dodge 1d20
>blow up the stair well once we are out

Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>42729395
[X] CLEMENTINE
[X] Summon That Templar
[X] soul hunter 1d20
[X] syringe 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42729395
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>shock
>[] CLEMENTINE

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42729395
>[] dodge 1d20
>[] Run
>[] boom

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42729395
>>42729448
seconding

>>42729395
Man Thraddrick is friking tough!

Alright, I'm going to listen to you. I turn and start to run down the stairs as I hear Fraust above me doing the save.

I lean to the side, dodging a sword slash by an inch as it cuts into the arm of outfit. I keep running, panting as my now scarred metal mask makes it echo. keep running, blood flowing past me as spears sail around me, clipping me in the heel as I tumble the rest of the way down the stairs.

I look up, and see thraddrick laughing a yard away from me, before someone grabs my hood and arm, dragging me along. I look back and see Fraust and Alive, both covered in blood. Fraust smiles, his bruised eye gleaming maliciously as he smile a broken but happy smile.

Thraddrick sighs as I see whats in his hands

"Well then"

*BOOOOOM*

Dust washes over me as rubble covers the tattered vampire.

I cover my eyes and look up as it clears

his broken mangled hand sticks out of the blood covered concrete as I hear clementine and Thomas cheerings. But fraust isn't and that probably something bad is about to.

The rubble shakes, as the fist clenches and blood begins to flow out from the cracks covering him.

<SHIT SHIT SHIT THIS ISN'T GOOD, HE's DOING...uh I don't know, but it can't be good if what he's been doing is any indicator of things>

What do you do? use a coin? use two?
[] blood control 1d20
[] use something in inventory
[] throw the last explosives you have on you 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] run 1d20
[] write in

>>42729619

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42729695
>[X] blood control 1d20
Use 3 coins to completely drain him dry and stop all his bullshit

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42729695
>Blood control, take all his blood and drink it.
USE ALL THE COINS

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42729695
I'd like to do Blood Contgrol but last time he proved our superior in that art by far.

>>42729695
>[] use something in inventory
>napalm ball bombs
>Ill Omen

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42729695
>[] blood control 1d20
>[] Ill Omen

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42729695
>Napalm and coin.

>>42729766
Yeah but this time were going to artificially crit this shit, with lot of coins meaning we can actually defeat him in blood controll

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42729695
>[] blood control 1d20
>>42729759
>>42729762
yeah, throw all the coins and Ill Omen on it

>>42729794
maybe not all of the coins, save one coin for emergency defense.