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>>42718954
GOAT KARATE!

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>>42719399
You rear up on your hind legs and bleat furiously, attempting to charge Goat who Milks You. You recall seeing things in a magic box depicting two members of the archenemy jumping, spinning and kicking each other. Perhaps you can beat them at their own game.

Unfortunately, standing on your hind legs is difficult, and you fall on your back the moment you try to kick him. How do the two-legged devils manage to do it?

Goat who Milks You lets out one of his usual nonsensical bleats, and grabs you. He is attempting to drag you back!

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

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>>42719687
Secret goat technique: Goat fusion! Goat who is your mother and Goat who is very loud must combine powers and become super goat. Gang up on Goat who milks you three on one.

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>>42719851
"Goat who is My Mother! Goat who is very Loud!" You bleat furiously. "Come! We must combine powers!"

Your two herdmates lunge at you in an attempt to fuse with you and become the legendary super goat...except that is impossible, and all they manage to do is knock Goat who Milks You down, and you with her. Nevertheless, you are now free.

"Are you well, Goat who is My Kid?" Goat who is Your Mother asks.

"Indeed. We must teach this two-legged fiend a lesson!" The three of you start headbutting Goat who Milks You, causing him lay on the ground, his body hilariously contorted.

Goat who is very Tall ambles up and nudges Goat who Milks You with his front hoof. He will likely recover soon; this might be a good time to flee.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42720027
Lets leave this place before Goat who milks you wakes up.

>>42720027
Steal the goat who milks you's ride.

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>>42720365
"He will not lay there for long," Goat who is Your Mother bleats. "It would be wise for us to leave while we still can."

"LHEEEEV! LHEEEV!" Goat who is Black wails somewhere in the background.

"Yes, we should." You assent, take a moment to lick Goat who is Black, and the four of you head off, Goat who is very Tall stopping to nudge Goat who Milks You more before joining you on your quest.

>>42720390
As you leave the ravaged pen, you hear the terrified bleats of the two-legged menace all around you, along with the occasional deafening bleat of Goat who is Gigantic. You also notice one of the archenemy doing something to a goat with spinning hooves that you recognize - one that belongs to Goat who Milks You. You can faintly hear a buzzing noise coming from the both of them.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42720701
Don't stop Goat, don't let them hold you back!

>>42720741
goat goat goat lheev this place there are no towers here

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>>42720741
Whatever. These things tend to be quite rude anyway. You have more important things to do than stall here.

After a long trek, you have finally made it to the great towers. However, while you could see the goat tower for most of your journey, these other ones are blocking your view, leaving you unsure how to navigate this labyrinth.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42721026
climb nearest tower and stake out a course once you reach the top.

>>42721381
There's a particularly large tower right next to you. Perhaps if you can make it to the top, you can look down on the realm below and chart a course to your real destination.

Crashing through a clear wall on the ground floor, you see a bunch of the archenemy inside, bleating in terror and fleeing. Could this be a two-legged stronghold?!

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42721845
ascend tower with caution, more two legged goats could be hiding nearby

>>42721845
ride the elevator to the top

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>>42722112
You and your herdmates step in with caution, Goat who is Black dragging along the carpet. Goat who is very Tall remains outside, as the ceiling is too low for him. You must be careful. It is possible you could be ambushed by these fiends at any minute now.

>>42722112
And you think one is about to do it when you see one running for a metal box in the back. You give chase, and headbutt her out - no! You and Goat who is Black are trapped! You start to panic as you feel the box pushing you down, your bleats of terror punctuated by a pinging noise.

...and then it stops, The first thing you notice before the doors open is unusual noise. You bolt out as quickly as you can...only to see innumerable two-legged goats swaying roughly. They seem to be focused on the one at the far end, wearing some kind of mask with giant ears.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

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>>42722267
take the stage, make motivational bleating

>>42722267
Goat who is your mom and Goat who is very loud find alternative route and hopefully meet up with Goat who is the Protagonist at the top

Goat who is us try to not raise suspicion by pretending that we belong here. sway in place in time with the strange noise while looking for escape routes.

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>>42722356
You amble towards the stage where the masked goat is, knocking various two-legged goats over, who proceed to knock others over like dominoes before getting back up to sway. You turn towards them and bleat a speech about how the two-legged menace will fall to the might of the true goats, but they don't seem to listen. That, and with Goat who is Black on your tongue, you are borderline unintelligible.

Speaking of which, your winged companion is swaying himself.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42722628
that again i guess

>>42722686
get back in magic box, push random buttons and see what happens.

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>>42722628
This isn't working, so you decide to follow your avian ally and start swaying yourself. You don't understand what the big deal is. In any case, you subtly begin to look for a way out of here...

***

You are a goat. Your name is Goat who is Herd Leader.

And you are terrified. A two-legged goat has lured your daughter, Goat who is Your Kid, into a metal box, and she cannot escape. You always thought her crusade against the two-legged goats was nothing short of silly, but if they are willing to go this far...

"Goat who is very loud," you bleat. We must find a way to recover Goat who is My Kid.

"I AGREE!" Goat who is very Loud screams. "LET US SCOUR THE AREA!" After bleating at Goat who is very Tall to stand guard, the two of you begin searching for your daughter.

>What will you do, Goat who is Herd Leader?

>>42723220
er, the two of you begin searching for a way to cut your daughter loose.

>>42723220
lick elevator to test for weaknesses

>>42723591
You decide to start with the trap itself. You attempt to lick the doors in an attempt to remove them, but to no avail. Then you try the lights next to them. They seem to push in, but you cannot remove those, either. There must be a way to solve this problem...

...Your thoughts are interrupted with a pinging noise, and the doors to the box open. Goat who is Your Kid is not inside.

>What will you do, Goat who is Herd Leader?

>>42723818
get inside and wait, see what happens

>>42723818
In order to find goat who is our kid, it appears we have to fall into the trap ourselves.
Step inside.

>>42723945
You start to panic, but realize that if Goat who is Your Kid is not in this trap, then it must lead somewhere. Bleating for Goat who is very Loud to come with you, you trot into the box and wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Why is it not closing? There are lights inside; similar to the ones outside. Perhaps they are means of operating them? You try pushing one of them, and the doors close.

***

You are a goat. Your name is Goat who is the Protagonist.

How long have you been swaying here, now? What is the point of all this? You feel the urge to headbutt all of these two-legged devils when you see the metal box from which you emerged open up. It is Goat who is Your Mother and Goat who is Very Loud!

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42724168
Clearly this simple searching is not working. We must headbutt the two legs until they tell us where our daughter is!

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>>42724196
You have reunited with your mother and obnoxious herdmate. It would appear they tried to search for you while you have been stuck up on the roof.

"That reminds me," Goat who is Your Mother bleats. "What is going on here?"

"Bahhohet ohi ho..." You answer. "Buhhihoonahhiihih. Wehooheehuhheehoohehhehhee."

"For once, I agree," Goat who is Your Mother assents. "I have been fearing for you since you disappeared."

The three of you proceed to headbutt two-legged goats at random, sending them flying over the edge of the roof and into each other. One even hits the goat on the stage, causing his mask to fly off. Goat who is Black continues to sway.

As you knock off a particularly obnoxious two-legs, you catch sight of the goat tower you and your herdmates have been seeking. If you can get to the bottom of this tower, it is straight ahead!

>Calling it good for this episode. Expect the next one around Tuesday night, pacific time. Thanks for playing...oh, but before I go...

>>42724537
Thanks for running!

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>>42724537
Alright buddy, lissen up! Youse a giraffe, see? And your name's Longass!

Youse been following these short things that keep going 'baa' because quite frankly, youse bored, see? Anyways, these shorties, deys went into this tower thing, see? And now two-legged things are fallin' from the sky and layin around like deys been bent around like those bars in yer cage, see?

Well one o' dem bastards hits yer head, see? And now youse layin' around like dey are!

>Thanks for playing, guys.