>>42693414
bote

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
If Yamato can speak dog so can we!

First Post?

NAVYFAG misses again.

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>PIMP CANE. WAY. STRONG.
Lord, please pray for the soul of these mutts and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that they might learn a mutt's place. Amen.

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
HATE'S YOUR BOSS AND WE'RE HATE'S BOSS.

WE'RE BIG BOSS.

>>42693414
>>PIMP CANE. WAY. STRONG.

There is no way I can not press this button.

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

A dog knows it's bad

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

File: 1442048734878.gif (153 KB, 840x1092)

153 KB GIF

>>42693414
>>PIMP CANE. WAY. STRONG.

A-THO-RI-TAAAAAAAAAY

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693437
Yamato can speak dog?

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

File: BUDDHISTS GO HOME.jpg (71 KB, 793x1024)

71 KB JPG

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693497
Again, the recent Parker story...

>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>PIMP CANE. WAY. STRONG.

*DRAMATIC CLACK*

>>42693436
>>42693437
>>42693444
>>42693447

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693497

See 'NavyFaggins Goes To Tokyo'. Yamato is rendered a blushing mess by McHale.

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

IT'S AN ADMIRAL'S DUTY TO REPRIMAND A BITCH

File: whew.jpg (25 KB, 425x283)

25 KB JPG

>>42693414
>before deciding that having a bunch of microphones shoved in the mute, almost invisible girl's face would end very, very badly.

Whoa nelly that was a close one.

File: C1U1yRj.jpg (30 KB, 500x346)

30 KB JPG

>>42693414
>ARIZONA, LIGHT'EM UP
fire our battleship into the ceiling while yelling

Two great options. How do I choose.

>>42693510
Ahhh, thanks anon.

File: eff5490f21725df82e974329b(...).jpg (384 KB, 800x600)

384 KB JPG

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

Crank the angry fucking officer voice up to 11!

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693414
>>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693542
So admiral doing what admiral does best?

Make sailors feel like a sack of potatoes?

>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

File: 1438090351976.png (365 KB, 626x1200)

365 KB PNG

>>42693540
Things like that make me want to un-daughteru Shigure.

>>42693557
AKA discipline!

But yes.

>>42693572
Who is this pretty lady?

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

"HEEL. SIT. GOOD DOGS. NOW GO FIND HATE."

>>42693572
Is...is that Alaska? She doesn't look like her ChicKolle iteration.

>>42693572

Hellll~o pretty lady, who are you....?

>>42693581
You say that like it's a bad thing

VOTES CALLED

File: 1433081079381.jpg (120 KB, 336x433)

120 KB JPG

>Settle chewing out the dogs
>Little fuzzballs sitting at perfect attention
>Press' face when
>Goto losing it in the background

File: SHOWBOAT.jpg (743 KB, 3439x2240)

743 KB JPG

>>42693583
>>42693592
>>42693594
Thats Showboat

>>42693557
>Make sailors feel like a sack of potatoes?
THOSE LAZY FUCKS SHOULD BE PEELING THOSE POTATOES, NOT PRETENDING TO BE SACKS OF THEM!

>>42693572
a sodak or showboat?

>Hate feeds pizza to dogs
Why did we think that he could be trusted to do something like this?

File: KCQ - Kaga.png (660 KB, 995x768)

660 KB PNG

This piece wouldn't even be a thing if it wasn't for the excellent Kaga Writeup, by feelthyHornet! If you guys haven't gotten a chance to read it yet, you should!

>>42693598
Well I guess it isn't.

>>42693616
What happens when you feed a dog pizza?

>>42693583
USS Washington, I think.

>>42693644
DUDE
Noice

>>42693609
It is like full metal jacket's intro section again for the press.

File: USS_Alabama_(BB-60)_aeria(...).jpg (4.47 MB, 3264x2448)

4.47 MB JPG

woooooah baby that is some THICKness

>>42693414
>SAILORS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

>>42693644
Well, shit, looks like I gotta catch up on that.

>>42693612
Why did I laugh.

File: dowant.png (10 KB, 474x350)

10 KB PNG

>>42693644
That is awesome pixelfag!

File: smile.png (137 KB, 500x208)

137 KB PNG

>>42693644
Nice

>>42693644
PIXELFAG

File: 1440641812230.jpg (502 KB, 1200x1347)

502 KB JPG

>>42693610

Well she certainly does live up to her name.

Though I think Big J flaunts it better.

>>42693660

The SoDak classes are the same width as the Iowa girls--they're just shorter so they don't hold the thickness as well.

>>42693644
Once again, pixelfag a based!

File: edsall.jpg (557 KB, 1069x1200)

557 KB JPG

>>42693736
Mini SoDak when?

File: 1387326717433.jpg (41 KB, 667x721)

41 KB JPG

>>42693644
Based.

>tfw great idea for drawfaggotry and no artistic skill what so fucking ever

>>42693614

After googling, its USS Washington from the Chinese copy.

>>42693647
It depends on the pizza, and on the dog.
Most dogs are lactose intolerant, meaning indigestion from the cheese.
Then there's the chance of garlic or onion as part of the toppings, which are poisonous to dogs.
Then there's the oil, salt, and spices that could also be a little toxic. Then there's the development of pancreatitis over time.

There's the potential that nothing wrong will happen because the pizza will get converted into metal, explosives, and oil, but do we really want to subject all of our PT Boats to that test in the middle of a fucking war, when we're in theater?

File: loli zuikaku.jpg (50 KB, 600x614)

50 KB JPG

>>42693644
Aww yiss

>>42693784
Give your idea, maybe a drawfriend will take it up.

>>42693644
As always Pixel, you are my god.

File: USSAlabama-Mobile.jpg (266 KB, 1500x1000)

266 KB JPG

>>42693771

Edsall bleeds Americana so fucking hard it hurts.

>field of stars on her dress
>stripes lining up and down the bow around her waist
>messenger bag plastered with fading photos of her old crew

File: abyssify.png (18 KB, 83x99)

18 KB PNG

Daily reminder that Abyssification is contagious. Simply let the darkness in. The glorious, GLORIOUS DAAAAAAAAAAARKNESSSSSS!

https://youtu.be/gGzQkgMg-dg?t=7m19s

File: mah nigga.jpg (16 KB, 310x233)

16 KB JPG

>>42693644
based pixel

>>42693839
So it's the Obliterator virus?

>>42693839
Xehanort you're drunk go back to sleep

File: 1440904779652.jpg (156 KB, 1024x795)

156 KB JPG

>>42693797

Can we really blame Hate for not knowing how to into pet care? He had a goddamn fish stuck inside the glove atop a cane, for Christ's sake.

Though yeah, if there's a pet store nearby, we gotta at least get some fucking dry food, if not just get the pups something a little more nutritious.

>>42693868

Oh shit. It fucking is? Man. BRB, going to contract that shit.

Yes, I do want my dick to be a 30mm GAU-8. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ASK.

Once again, I query the GREAT AND MIGHTY SETTLE.

Got any nautical/navy ink, Skipper? You strike me as the type, but only where you can't see. Elbows and up sort of thing.

File: 4133cc9723.jpg (98 KB, 618x876)

98 KB JPG

>>42693912
hate you'd just end up as some marine raider fae or something you retard

File: 1440708739425.png (190 KB, 540x540)

190 KB PNG

>>42693912

It it so you can better please Iowa when you next see her?

File: Obliterator cult meeting.jpg (3.17 MB, 4533x4895)

3.17 MB JPG

>>42693912

>>42693952
I think it'll take more than that for Hate to be ready for all sixteen inches.

>>42693907
>Can we really blame Hate for not knowing how to into pet care?
We made it into his job. He obviously doesn't care that right now he's responsible for the maintenance and operational readiness of some pretty important pieces of equipment.

I mean, if a marine had gunked up the engines of a squadron of boats, in the middle of a war, when those boats are in theater, at a base that was just attacked not a week ago, what would we call him?

>>42693868
>Abyssification
>Obliterator Virus

Looks like it is, or a hearty dose of Chaos taint in general.

>Those super Abyssals are straight up promotions to daemonhood

Maybe.

>>42693959
>whatthefuckamireading.jpg

File: 1442967164149.png (168 KB, 512x474)

168 KB PNG

Seeing that the onrushing furry furies are your own, er, vessels, and nominally under your command, you draw yourself up to your full height, suck in a deep lungful of breath and cut loose with your loudest, angriest bellow just as you feel Arizona setting your hat back on your brow.

“SAILORS, CUT THROTTLE AND HEAVE TO!”

The US Navy is a highly professional force that actively recruits good, professional people for its commissioned and warrant officer ranks (most of the time.) Despite that, sailors are still marvelously capable of operating a multimillion dollar sensor suite for months on end with little sleep, till it seems like they are detecting surface contacts unassisted via trance, like the oracle of fucking Delphi - and then they walk off the ship with a laminated illustrated diagram of their “three-drink maximum” tied to their wrist and come back three sheets to the wind, two bells past the point of no return and in possession of a starfish named Betelgeuse. People like this set a man up for the most violent mood swings on Earth, from fatherly pride to aghast with rage in mere heartbeats. You can do Disappointed Dad pretty good, but the time you caught a crew chief (with a fucking college degree, no less) seating 5-inch PD fuzes with a hammer you managed to drag him halfway to the rail before you vanished under a dogpile of Marines. (You still think Hate was miffed at your hypocrisy rather than your intent.) And serving on a Flight I/II boat, which creaks, groans, bitches and generally makes more noise than anything else save a CV's fantail deck has honed your Angry Voice into a LOUD angry voice. The booming thunder of your wrath echoes over the torn-up turf, the corgis little ears twitching as the shockwave passes -

- and they keep plowing on, snarling and barking like tiny madmen, still intent on their prey.

File: 1436666971661.png (76 KB, 500x421)

76 KB PNG

For a second you're so stunned that you just stare dumbfounded as the first one catches the fleeing girl's heel and sinks their teeth in, bringing her to ground. The ragged edge of her scream rips through you, scraping down your nerves and turning your stomach - it echoes somewhere in your mind, around a shattered bridge that's beginning to burn.

By the time you're moving it's too late - the cane is just swinging back like a baseball bat, still too far away to use when the first sharp crack snaps across the yard, one of the corgis jerking violently as Arizona's round hits home. The victim has curled into an incoherent ball, her scream growing hoarse as the others savage her crossed arms, trying for her vitals. Two more shots send them flying, then fleeing at a fast limp, trailing gooey oil from their wounds.

You stumble down to one knee by the girl. “Are you okay?”

The girl - Shigure, you see now - scuttles away from you on hands and knees before bursting into flight again, sobbing wildly and flinging her arms around, her bite wounds trailing little drops of blood on the concrete. By the time you find your feet, she's long gone around the corner of the building.

>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.
>We can't let these goddamn dogs keep running loose - we need to catch them, now.
>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

>>42694002
>Welcome to /k/.jpg

File: MEDIOCRE.png (164 KB, 592x395)

164 KB PNG

>>42693821
>Goto in the foreground, desdev6 in the background, Ikazuchi in full fit out jumping up and down waving her arm "Admiral! Admiral Goto!"
>Goto glances back and Ikazuchi recoils in shock
>Then she freaks out "He looked at me! He looked right at me!" Inazuma:"He looked at your fit out."
>"He turned his head he looked me straight in the eye!" Akatsuki:"He was watching for Kongo!"
>"No. I am awaited. I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!" as she runs off chased by the rest of desdev6 Hibiki is making the V8 sign with her hands as she runs off
Because face it, if Hate ever gets around to actually showing Sammy Fury Road shit isn't going to stop there.

>>42694008
>n possession of a starfish named Betelgeuse.

At least it is not a goat.

On a sub.

>>42694008
>seating 5-inch PD fuzes with a hammer
I'm getting flashbacks to that guy who tried to use a .50BMG as a hole punch by applying a hammer to the primer end.

>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

>>42693979

>"we made someone who is barely qualified to poop his pants responsible for the care and keeping of some of our most vital littoral equipment."

>"I mean, if a marine had gunked up the engines of a squadron of boats, in the middle of a war, when those boats are in theater, at a base that was just attacked not a week ago, what would we call him?"

Woefully out of place.

File: 1429893686792.gif (242 KB, 650x431)

242 KB GIF

>>42694034

File: 1440820435190.gif (1.66 MB, 450x254)

1.66 MB GIF

>>42694008
>- and they keep plowing on, snarling and barking like tiny madmen, still intent on their prey.

Yes. Yes.

>>42694023

Oh fuck.

>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

Could we maybe get Arizona tasked on those pooches?

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her
Send Ari to round up the dogs. The press might hear the shots and turn the cameras elsewhere.

File: nanomachines son.png (502 KB, 1000x622)

502 KB PNG

>>42693784
lash it up out of stolen ideas and google images
bask in the glory of the hits, disown the flops
it's one of the great benefits of being anon

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

Misery loves company.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

Abandoing a potental daughter/asset? For shame.

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.
We can ask her what the fuck set the dogs off like this. If the dogs gone all feral on us now. They can become a threat to everyone on base.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>>42694023
>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

We're on a mission. But send Arizona to follow/ protect Shigure. 21 kts is still faster than a girl can run.

>>42694023
>>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

>>42694023
>Arizona brings the dogs to heel now.
>Admiral finds Shigure

File: 1429821483090.gif (228 KB, 299x440)

228 KB GIF

>>42694023
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEE
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

We going to need to seriously either scrap the damn things or work something out.

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

And GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL ANYONE TO WRANGLE THE DOGS. LIKE SAMMY.

>>42694023
>We can't let these goddamn dogs keep running loose - we need to catch them, now.

>>42694023
>>We can't let these goddamn dogs keep running loose - we need to catch them, now.

these dogs are actually going to kill someone

>>42694023
Can we get Arizona to catch her while we go and try to save Goto?

File: IMG_1470.jpg (30 KB, 640x148)

30 KB JPG

>>42693736
USS New Jersey?

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

Joining the bandwagon!

>>42694023
>>Other
Have Arizona give a radio call to Kongou for assistance on the Corgi Crisis. She's close, fast, and has experience dealing with uppity little ships.

Also, last I checked, SHE CAN SEE THE BEAMS.

>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

File: kongou glasses.gif (15 KB, 347x286)

15 KB GIF

>>42694156

IBS HABBENING

>>42694023
>Leave Shigure to cry, call the MPs on the dogs (they took down Sammy once, remember) and return to Kongou-watch

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

File: OS2N-1_on_cat_of_USS_Miss(...).jpg (6.74 MB, 5750x4534)

6.74 MB JPG

>>42694135

Correct! Have a picture of an Osprey about to be catapulted off Missouri.

Don't worry about Goto, this isn't his first rodeo. He's been doing this for quite awhile before we arrived without everything's burning down. He probably has contingency plans for press meetings. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow got a bong double to lead Kongou on a wild goose chase.

>>42694156
+1

>>42694008
>>42694023
...Wasn't Shigure at the tea party?

>>42694156
>>42694123
CHANGING TO THIS

Maybe *this* vote will stop the bad decision cascade.

It won't.

>>42694023
>Other

"Arizona, corral them. Then please find Sammy and Hate and demonstrate my displeasure. I'll go help our walking wounded."

>>42694023
>We can't let these goddamn dogs keep running loose - we need to catch them, now.
Jesus fuck put them down

>>42694156

Voting for this

>>42694023
>Stay on-mission: if Goto's caught out by Kongou with those cameras still on this side of Yokosuka's gate, the consequences could be crucial and far-reaching. Big picture, here.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.
those are the PT Boats that attacked the shigure during saigurio strait.

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.
AND
>>42694156
because it sounds !!FUN!!

>>42694208

Yes.

>>42694197
>Osprey
>Pic is of Vought Kingfisher
Okay

>>42694170
Something we need to know chief?!

>>42694208
the other sluts probably drove her off as soon as hampton turned away

File: McDuck Mad.jpg (68 KB, 698x321)

68 KB JPG

>>42694023
>Hate is butthurt that he doesn't get to go to Iwo Jima
>sets loose the corgis to rampage on the base
>they start literally mauling a destroyer all because his feelings were hurt

Alright, he gets to spend a few days in the brig.

File: 1427942251135.jpg (193 KB, 850x1231)

193 KB JPG

>>42694225

bingo

>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her. Call the MPs and either Sammy and/or Willie to deal with the Corgis. Try and call Hamp to search for Kongou.

>>42694229
>Yes.
And I'm guessing she left with Hamp when he ditched, so he might be around.

Do...do we have a procedure for scraping returned ships in this universe yet?
Do we just take the dogs into the shed with the hunting shotgun or something?

>>42694023
>Other
Have Arizona call Kongou, order her to help round up the PT's.
Settle to go and find out from Shigure what caused the PT's to attack her.

We need some way to punish the dogs.

File: slav ktkm.png (239 KB, 800x1013)

239 KB PNG

>>42694220
I agree

File: OS2U_returns_to_USS_Misso(...).jpg (220 KB, 740x579)

220 KB JPG

>>42694233

Yes, my mistake--derped on that one and forgot the name.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

File: image.jpg (58 KB, 327x657)

58 KB JPG

>>42694200
>bong double
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT. DAMN YOU TO THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL.

>>42694156
Oh snap! Change my vote to this!

>>42694258
That please.

File: yasen.gif (317 KB, 600x450)

317 KB GIF

>>42694023
>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.
>Have Arizona give a radio call to Kongou for assistance on the Corgi Crisis. She's close, fast, and has experience dealing with uppity little ships.

>>42694229
>>42694225
>>42694241
>>42694253
>Sammy gets back to dock
>Sees Shigure, sics corgis on her like how she assaaulted Tone and Chikuma
>Things get out of hand
Plausible

>>42694023
Adding
>>42694156
To
>>42694117

>>42694261
>We need some way to punish the dogs.
Scrap them. Hate wants to be this fucking petty? We can be even worse right back.

>>42694023
>>We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

File: 2vbwhtj.png (163 KB, 639x331)

163 KB PNG

needs more standard types

>All these ONORE HATE votes
>Not remembering Sammy's flotilla
Guys...

>>42694285
>>42694023
And it keeps her out of trouble hopefully

File: 1440940222533.webm (205 KB, 1920x1080)

205 KB WEBM

>>42694200
>bong double

Now I can't help but see Goto hauling around a huge bong with Kongou's headdress thing taped across the neck and he's talking like fucking Chong.

>>42694316
Want to make it Hate's job to put the dogs down himself?
After all, he's the one responsible for them.
Things wouldn't have gotten out of hand if he had just been doing his goddamned job, and not working on his own personal glory to get in to Valhalla.

>>42694283
I dunno, Goto strikes me as the kind of man who could totally smash a fresh bong twice. He seems to have the competitive drinking part on lock, and he already smokes, so it's not like he has virgin lungs.

>>42694023
Voting for >>42694156, while we ourselves see to the Shigure.

Holy shit, I actually got into a thread and caught up in time to participate in a vote for once.

>>42694008
>Seeing that the onrushing furry furies are your own, er, vessels, and nominally under your command, you draw yourself up to your full height, suck in a deep lungful of breath and cut loose with your loudest, angriest bellow just as you feel Arizona setting your hat back on your brow.
Ari helping engage Admiral mode, muh heart.

>>42694360
Congratulations!

I bet the corgis chasing shigure were the PT boats present at Surigao Strait.

>>42694353
Since he probably let them out on their rampage to get back at us? Seems like a perfect punishment.

>>42694376
Planefag already confirmed it mang.
>>42694253

Try to calm down guys until we get the full picture; as it is we're working on incomplete info.

>>42694376
He comfirmed that just a bit earlier.

>>42694372
Agreed, Arizona a cute and a professional

File: 1384227310800.png (8 KB, 493x402)

8 KB PNG

>>42694261
>>42694316
>>42694353

What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys.

>>42694406
>What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys.
4chan

>>42694406

Jumping to conclusions based on Hate's nonchalance over his duties taking care of the furball flotilla, and because obviously Sammy can't possibly also be at fault here.

>>42694406

They are going crazy.

They've been here too long, seen too much.

>>42694406
On the one hand I agree that's a bit much, but on the other hand they probably could have seriously mauled her unattended

>>42694406

"Why waifufags are the literal fucking worst"

>>42694427
Funny, I was about to shitpost about SB/SV.

>>42694023
>>42694156
>i vote this

>>42694406
TROLOLOLOLOL SO EDGY RIGHT GUISE?!

Go home anon, you're off yer meds again and talking crazy.

>>42694406
As fucked up and "I will Comissar you myself SIR" this would cause in Hate...
>>42694427
This guy has it right have you even READ those Yukkuri abuse stories?

>>42694008
>We can't let these goddamn dogs keep running loose - we need to catch them, now.

>Disobeying a direct order
>Attacking someone in violation of direct orders.

Tell Arizona Weapons Free.

>>42694448
>shitting about Hate
>waifufags
Mate I think we shouldn't dick a ship but what

File: There are no eyes in SCREEEEEE.png (250 KB, 1000x700)

250 KB PNG

>>42694406
Where do you think you are?

File: the edge.png (380 KB, 550x450)

380 KB PNG

>>42694406
People forget that they dont know how the military works.

>>42694406
the daughteru button got hit... and rage from the choice blowing up, if not other things.

>>42694503 that too.

>>42694406
It's probably Sammy's yeah.
So I guess she should be the one to do it then!
Executions were decently common in those days, and they are still legal, y'know!

>>42694406

no planefag listen in order to prevent some of our ships from fighting some of our other ships, we should scrap them. it's actually brilliant when you think about it.

>>42694486
Shigure is a mildly popular ship. You did notice all the people wanting to daughteru her last session, right? Those kinds of people don't take their girls getting hurt very well.

Did Arizona fire her secondaries to drive off the dogs?

In half a minute we are going to have the press all over us.

>>42694497
Is that thing what happens when a Chryssalid rapes a Decepticon?

>>42694406
Dogs get put down when they maul humans, don't they?
Or are these dogs going to get a pass because they weren't biting a human, just a kanmusu?

File: Shrug(3).png (12 KB, 378x366)

12 KB PNG

>>42694406
>disobeying a direct order
>attacking and damaging an allied ship while flaunting a direct order

We can't exactly throw them in lockup and have the MPs come in at 2 AM to beat them with billy clubs, now can we?

Any chance the specific corgi that attacked her is PT-152? Conflicting sources say IJN Shigure either blasted a hole in PT-152 and nearly sank her, or accidentally used a near miss to douse fires aboard PT-152.

>>42694503
Shipsluttery aside, how would an actual millitary handle one of their dogs attacking a soldier?

>>42694463
>calling planefag anon

>>42694531

Sure. If you want the naval Chief of Staff- AKA your fucking GOD- to remove you from fucking command as fast as you can fucking blink.

>>42694539
She was probably using her revolver.

>>42694539
Tertiaries, probably. Even her secondaries would have smashed a PT boat into kindling.

>>42694563

Marine vs. Army altercations off base are nothing new.

>>42694550
Why not?

>>42694534
Oh, you're including daughterus under waifus. Gotcha

>>42694539
Probably her revolver

>>42694442
If it was Sammy, then Sammy gets to do it.
Though we should probably talk with our CO first about whether it would be better to just send them back to the states.

File: 1440736755027.jpg (40 KB, 480x660)

40 KB JPG

>>42694550

I think some time-out time in a kennel would work.

Or not--that's actually a pretty fucking terrible way to discipline pets--not constructive.

>>42694547
>>42694550
>>42694563
Anon, those dogs are also ship spirits. Also they're technically considered ship hulls like an actual steel ship. A mere rear admiral has no authority to scrap a ship.

>>42694575
They were bleeding oil so I think they were in "ship" state. I'm not sure her revolver would have the punch to go through the PT boats.

File: 1438700984920.jpg (101 KB, 817x817)

101 KB JPG

>>42694587

>>42694587
What about US ships attacking an allied nation's ships?

>>42694587
They felt that burn from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.

>>42694566
Aw c'mon, we made tons of PT boats!
What's the loss of a few untrustworthy ones compared to the hundred we already have?

>>42694566
How will the Chief of Staff react to a US ship intentionally, not accidentally, going after and damaging an allied ship?

>>42694614
...they're made of wood.

>>42694632
Remember what happened to Willie when she shot the president.

File: 1274115804275.jpg (111 KB, 375x500)

111 KB JPG

>>42694406
i'm mad at everything and i don't even know why

Is there any way to court-martial multiple corgis possessing the spirits of PT boats?

Either way, there will be a major legal snafu coming up.

>>42694442
Hate's duties are actually force protection. Settle stuck him with the corgis because he figured it'd give him something to do and he was the only one able to exercise some kind of control over them.

>>42694650

He'd form a board of inquiry, they'll dick around for four to six months, the navy would publicly apologize, it would get forgotten about four to six months later, and nothing would come of it.

There is a slight bit of overreaction here.

However, the overall sentiment is correct. Insubordination of that degree is... intolerable.

Maybe we should send the offending corgis to the Philippines for a bit? They could probably use the help.

>>42694661
Well, that was an accident.
This is obviously a willful act of aggression against an ally, going against the direct orders of an Admiral!

File: 133377471451.jpg (161 KB, 906x1103)

161 KB JPG

>>42694632
>What about US ships attacking an allied nation's ships?

OH GOD HOW DID SEA SPARROW GO THERE HELP I AM NOT GOOD AT WRA

>>42694564
>>calling planefag anon

NAW, I was talking to the SO EDGE anons. Planefag is the best fatgreek, I'd never tell that magnificent bundle of sticks to shut up.

File: get on the list.png (600 KB, 1560x960)

600 KB PNG

>>42694406
The corgis are fucking stupid and a menace and I wouldn't miss them at all

>>42694694
Just blame bad fire control software and Microsoft, problem solved.

>>42694023
>>42694587
>[x] We can't leave her like this, not at all - catch her.

Go, my vote!

>>42694587
Jokes aside, we're talking about a US military dog running down and drawing blood from an allied nation's sailor/ship.
On a base.
Right outside of a conference room full of media.
And who disobeyed a direct order.

>>42694690
All of Willie's crew got court marshaled. The president himself had to go bail them out.

>>42694694
Which one was that? The only one I remember was a Ticoderoga going out of it's way to shoot down an iranian passenger jet.

>>42694702
Torpedo trollops know their own.

>>42694702
Eh, they just need a dedicated handler who gives a shit and isn't a memace

>>42694725
This. Dog or no, you can't just turn a blind eye to this.

>>42694738
Sooo, Willie then?

>>42694725
At this point, you should realize that planefag never lets anybody on the good guy side die.

>>42694730

USS Vincennes was the one involved.

Incidentally, her predecessor was sunk at Savo Island.

File: Demonic-Kitty.png (41 KB, 225x142)

41 KB PNG

>>42694406
If you want to go by 'hulls' these are American ships deliberately attacking a Japanese ship in defiance of direct orders from their commanding officer in peace time.

And they still kept trying to kill her.

>>42694738
We need Johnston. Or Hoel. Or O'Bannon.

>>42694750
Would giving Willie command over them be a good idea?

File: fuck I'm high.jpg (141 KB, 896x716)

141 KB JPG

>>42694730

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCG_Muavenet_%28DM_357%29

An "accident" fondly remembered by Greeks everywhere.

>>42694685
Bingo. Assuming the worst, they'd be transferred back stateside and used to patrol the Puget sound or some stupid shit who the fuck cares. If they caught word you scrapped them- or fucking worse, forced Sammy B to scrap them, you'd probably end up in leavenworth. If you were fucking lucky.

Assuming Sammy B didn't just fucking shoot you herself. and if you think for a half fucking second Arizona has a chance in fuck against her, You and I don't know the same fucking girls, here.

>>42694761
>in peace time
Aren't we at war? Though I suppose since the Abyssals don't have a recognized government, we can't technically be at war.

>>42694761

So Dereliction of Duty, Mutiny, Insubordinate conduct towards a superior officer, and a shitton of violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

>>42693581
>That thong.

Unf.

>>42694800
>Aren't we at war? Though I suppose since the Abyssals don't have a recognized government, we can't technically be at war.

Quick! What was the first war in US History fought:

-- Without a formal declaration of war,
-- Against stateless "enemy combatants,"
-- While freely utilizing Private Military Corporations?

>>42694825
>Kek's had.

>>42694825
Vietnam?
Barbary Pirates?

>>42694825
World War 2, duh.

>>42694780
Yeah, because the Greeks themselves couldn't win a fight against the Turks unless they got someone else to do all the fighting.

Then again, the only difference between Turks and Greeks is whether they're Muslim or Christian.

>>42694825
1812 when Americans tried to go after Canadians?

>>42694825
Wasn't it in 1790s?

>>42694658
Sure, but they have the durability of full-size PT boats. The scaling effect applies to the corgis, but not Ari's revolver, since that's just a regular gun, not part of her ship outfit.

Shoot a wooden PT boat with a regular old revolver, and you might make a hole, but it's not going to be any serious damage. I'm guessing their wounds are comparable to the worse end of what you might get horsing around with BB guns -- enough to hurt and cause a little bleeding, but not really anything more serious than that.

>>42694825
INDEPENDENCE

>>42694825
>What was the first war in US History
a certain rebellion to kick out the brit bongs?

>>42694861
Didn't we declare war against the UK for that, so I wouldn't say 1812, though I thought that.

>>42694825

The easy answer would be the War on Terror, wouldn't it? Part of me wants to say the Revolutionary War, though it doesn't fit with all three criteria.

>>42694825
Any of the Indian Wars?

>>42694790
Are the PT boats really that valuable?
Though considering how much the military authorities cover for the crimes that their Marines commit, I shouldn't be surprised that an officer trying to enact justice would instead be the one sent to prison.

>>42694885
I could see the French and Indian angle

>>42694870
Do we know where Ari got her revolver? If she manifested with it there might be some residual mojo

>>42694825
What is the first war in US History

I'll take Same Shit for 250 Years for $600, Alex.

>>42694878
Well the US did it to annex Canada it's just back then it was called British North America.

>>42694894
They're more valuable than a meatsack, that's for sure.

>>42694891
Fails the "stateless" part. They had states, just not ones we would consider conventional.

>>42694790
Arizona has the innate advantage of not being a Japanese ship when it comes to dealing with surface vessels

Sammy would get torn the fuck up by her myriad of 5" guns

>>42694906
But less than an actual DD.

>>42694825
The Big Bang

>>42694853
>Barbary Pirates?

BINGO

>>42694906
Maybe we should wait until the PT's actually murder someone, or damage a ship to the point where they have to get laid up for a week.

>>42694917
And the DD's fine. No harm no foul right?

File: 1436125418268.jpg (39 KB, 374x347)

39 KB JPG

>>42694860
>Then again, the only difference between Turks and Greeks is whether they're Muslim or Christian.

... the defining division between East and West since the fucking Reconquista? Yeah, no shit sherlock

I know it feels good to dogpile on the really stupid suggestions so you don't have to contemplate the actually difficult vote being offered, but if you keep putting it off or voting out of instinct, this shit will keep happening.

>>42694894
Basically, the justification is that people would be more scared of...tiny, wooden torpedo boats somehow going abyssal as a result of being scuttled then, y'know, justice for wrongdoing.
They'll just get a swat behind the ear and the story will continue on as if nothing is wrong with deliberate attacks on an ally and willfully ignoring orders.
There is a reason Planefag made Settle a Rear Admiral in this, and that is to give us some power, but not enough to actually make any decisions like this.

File: 1440101593636.jpg (42 KB, 497x458)

42 KB JPG

>>42694903

PRECISELY

>>42694916
And in a conventional fight I'm pretty sure she knows the basics of CQC

>>42694825
The first Barbary War actually.
>Without a formal declaration of war,
Never declared

>Against stateless "enemy combatants,"
Ottoman Pirates

>While freely utilizing Private Military Corporations?
Battle of Derne
50 Marines
500 mercenaries

>>42694971
It's not like this is that bad. I mean, we get to go and comfort the daughteru!

Yes it's stupid but good luck convincing anon to change his mind. It never happened throughout all of SWQ, it won't happen here.

>>42694959
These days the divider is more shithole/not shithole

>>42694995
Lookit you, bein' all historical and such.

File: shaft.jpg (25 KB, 720x432)

25 KB JPG

>Planefag
>Actually writing updates

>>42694935
They weren't stateless. They were naval vessels of the various emirs and sheiks of the North African coast. Technically they were part of the Ottoman Empire, but Istanbul had zip influence west of Egypt.

File: Trudewashock.png (220 KB, 352x338)

220 KB PNG

>>42694999
>anon starts picking the smart votes
>deme has to write narratives without an excess of SHENANIGANS
THE TEAR FEASTER BECOMES THE FEAST HIMSELF

>>42694959
No, see, Greeks like to pretend they have a direct descent from classical Athens and thus aren't dirty brown people like their eastern neighbor. This is wrong. Genetically and culturally, they're Turks who happen to be Christian.

>>42695030
AWiY continuation is more likely than that.

I wonder if this thread will be called Corgigate in the archives.

>>42694971
You're in a planefag thread, the fact that anon actually voted not to call Kongou to the stage is a rare good sensible choice.

>>42694972
That and it's not like Sammy really got punished for decking Mogami and Choukai. At least not by us, it took MPs in an effort lead by Shiruani (or wheover you spell her name)

File: 1229577646963.jpg (66 KB, 300x406)

66 KB JPG

>>42695030

I'M TRYING TO WRITE, STOP MAKING ME GRIN LIKE A FUCKING SMARTASS CAT

>>42695039

lemme tell you 'bout turks sometime

>>42694954
Oh suuuure. They surely won't try to murder Shigure again, like they've repeatedly tried to do throughout the quest! Nope, not at all. It's not like they disobeyed orders and required getting shot by Arizona to stop, and temporarily at all.

No harm, no foul, after all!

>>42695039
Because the fucking Turks raped and genocided the actual Greeks out of existence. It's like how the Arabs raped the ancient Egyptians into nothingness.

>>42695049
AWiY when ;_;

File: fantastic combination.png (456 KB, 1200x1600)

456 KB PNG

>>42694971
>>42694999
Yeah whatever. Shigure seems to keep getting bullied. Either by the dogs or by other people that are acting like shitheads. We even scared her in the tree that one time.

THE HEALING MUST BEGIN

>>42694898
Eh, maybe, but I wouldn't count on the scaling effect coming into play for weapons that are more "props" rather than actual ship's armaments, even if they did manifest with them.

For instance, I don't think Tenryuu's sword or Tatsuta's glaive do ship-level damage. Not quite a direct comparison, since those are melee weapons rather than anything that could have a direct parallel to what ships (well, ships past the days of ramming as a routine tactic) would actually use, but still.

>>42695051
>the fact that anon actually voted not to call Kongou to the stage is a rare good sensible choice

It should be noted that this only happened because planefag immediately jumped in and replied "ITS HAPPENING" to the write-in. I guarantee if he didn't do that it would have won.

>>42695051
>The fact that anon actually voted not to call Kongou to the stage is a rare good sensible choice.

Give them time Anon will show those true colours soon enough.

>>42695069
Romans, Slavs and Franks got there first, Brosephus.

>>42694916

You're adorable. Wrong as fuck, but adorable.

File: laughingzeon.png (357 KB, 765x593)

357 KB PNG

>>42695066
>b-but anon, I wanted to write about MC trying to shout down a bunch of corgis

>You need to get these Corgis on leashes

Realistically, Shigure can wait. Nobody will listen to her, and we can see to her personally later, once the adrenaline dies down. Meanwhile, PTs are causing havoc all over the place, and leaving them unattended will cause more fires.

>>42695097
>wanting to kill the corgis/force Hate to kill the corgis

I think they already have, chief.

>>42695107
Look Just because the Turks were late to the Greek fucking doesn't make it any less valid.

There needs to be some type of punitive measures, at minimum the equivalent of confinement to quarters (ie, chained up to the kennels), up to reassigning them to some menial guard duties, under the eyes of a less forgiving handler.

>>42695088
It's kind of amazing how much damage control planefag has had to run this thread. Imagine the choices retards would've voted for if he didn't nicely label the stupid write-ins for them!

>>42695130
It has been said /specifically/ that these are the corgis that went after /her/ during Suriago. Not 'OMFG ALL THE CORGIS FEREVER' are running amok.

Christ.

File: image.jpg (171 KB, 707x504)

171 KB JPG

During the burning of Smyrna, Edsall helped rescue Anatolian Greeks from the Turks.

>>42695051
It's really quite unfortunate. I think that just having them all be virtually untouchable unless they just started murdering people willy nilly is boring.

>>42695168
Clemson?

>>42695066
But planefag, the winning votes said go rescue the girl.

People DISCUSSED on punishing the Corgis but the vote to go after them didn't win.

>>42695117
Hate, unlike the Japanese, US battleships are actually capable of hitting the target.

Sammy is a fucking demon, but she's a 1300 ton demon with splinter protection as her main belt. Against ships that can actually hit a target, shes dead.

>>42695185
Yes.

>>42695186
No we are ripping them apart for being shits.

Hmmm. If only I had anything to say about the current debate.

But I don't. The decision made was the right one.

>>42695079
AWiY never because deme wrote himself into a corner with WAR, can't into writing Keine/Minna after a certain point and because writing characters who are not protag and his party is fun

>>42694916
I suspect Hate's talking about mentalities, Sammy's far more puglistic than the larger ship classes.

>>42695157
If the Corgi thing didn't result in Shigure being bitten, I doubt some people would be so enraged like they are right now.

>>42695188
Not sure if better ship specs is enough to offset personality differences.

>>42695168
No, they didn't. They were just observers. They stood back and watched Ataturk genocide the Greeks.

File: dangeredge.jpg (42 KB, 450x600)

42 KB JPG

>>42695195

>>42695137
There weren't any Greeks left to fuck by then. What little Greek was left, the Turks absorbed. The Ottoman Empire was basically a continuation of the ERE, only without the decrepitude (it took a few centuries and the unrelenting hostility of all the neighbors for that to set in).

>>42695117
Furthering my theory that Sammy punches WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY above her weight due to Taffy 3's memetic status.

She shouldn't hit that hard, but she does. HYPE THRUSTERS+Leveling Effect=SAMMY B TORPEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>42695165

So lawnmower dude was just a coincidence?

>>42695188
Sammy has torpedos.
Torpedos always beat battleships.

>>42695224
Sammy only lasted as long as she did because of Japans notorious inability to hit a small moving target. As soon as she WAS hit, she was completely fucked up.

Arizona's 5"/25's could be firing AA fragmentation rounds at her and it would still penetrate her thickest armor.

>>42695205
Meh, the Greeks wrote a check they couldn't cash. Ask what happened to the Balkan Muslims outside of Bosnia and you'll get an idea of what would have happened in Thrace and Anatolia if the Greeks had won.

>>42695205
The 600+ survivors transferred to Edsall by Litchfirld, a sister ship, from Smyrna say otherwise.

>>42695117
I get the feeling if Sammy were an animal she'd be a honey badger, a vicious little thing.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html

>>42695186

Arizona doesn't have a fancyassed Radar FCS, there, brotato. She's got the same shit, more or less, the fucking nips had. That hellfire headset? that's a search radar at best. At fucking best. Not to mention all her 5" guns are either fucking casemate or AA, neither of which is going to be terribly fucking effective against Sammy B.

Northampton could probably shut her down, he's got the firepower and FCS to pull it off. Willie might could, assuming she could unfuck herself. Hornet's hosed, Harder's probably 50/50 at fucking best.

>>42695224
Hate's just chest thumping. Plus being protective of Sammy. What an oddball.