>>42691970
the biggest and shiniest tower must be the goat tower

>>42691970
Stare at humans, attempt to psychically manipulate them.

>>42691970
acquire avian goat guide

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOrzNDbjq44

>>42692472
You see a pair of the archenemy are approaching one another. You stare at them quietly, hoping to awaken latent psychic powers and manipulate them into fighting one another.

They do not, but they do collide, and both collapse into silly-looking heaps. The head of one disappears into the curb.

>>42692447
Your gaze then turns to the shining buildings in the distance. "Goat who is my Mother," You bleat, "Goat who is very Loud, I suspect that building over there might be the goat tower, for it is the largest and the shiniest."

Goat who is Your Mother nods. "I agree, Goat who is my Kid. Only the most splendid tower could be the goat tower, could it not?"

"IT MUST BE!!!" Goat who is very Loud screams in assent. So be it. Even if it is not the goat tower, it is a good place to start.

>>42692589
Even so, how will you reach it? The path in between you and the tower is dense and labyrinthe. You look around. Perhaps the guidance of a local goat could aid you. Preferably one capable of flight.

Sure enough, you see one such avian goat perched on a bench - a small, black one, cocking his head and staring at you intently. You have decided to call him Goat who is Black.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42692964
>slurp
Time for an adventure with our new buddy.

>>42692964
Lick goat who is African-American, and allow him to take us to the tower.

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>>42693128
>>42693151
"CAAAAAAAW!!! CAAAAAAAAAW!!!"

Goat who is Black lets out a horrific, unintelligible bleat as you approach, one that makes Goat who is very Loud inaudible in comparison. Nevertheless, Goat who is Black's capability of flight could be very useful in your quest, and you continue undeterred.

He flies away before you can get too close, but he loops in a clumsy, uncoordinated arc before crumpled up against the ground. You lick him, and he is now attached to your tongue, flailing helplessly.

"Hehho, Guuhooihbaah," you bleat, your words butchered by your tongue hanging out. "I eh Guuhooihapuhhaohih. Hey ahh Guuhooihanuhha enh Guuhooiherrehloouh. Weeh heeh ahhehhoo haah howah ohha honndah."

"CAAAAAAW!!! CAAAAW!!!" Goat who is Black continues to flail in a panic. It seems he does not understand you, nor do you him.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42693514
Take back to Goat who is Your Mother and Goat who is Loud. Perhaps with Goat who is Your Mother's diplomatic skill, and Goat who is Loud's loudness, you might be able to get him to understand your predicament and help out.

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>>42693689
Negotiation with Goat who is Black does not seem to be going well for you. Perhaps you should turn to the professionals. "Guuhooihanuhha, phhaahoochuhhehhahi?"

"Very well. Goat who is Black," Goat who is Your Mother begins. "The three of us are on a sacred quest to reclaim our ancestral home, and we believe that shining tower over there is what we seek. However, these lands are confusing to us, and your ability to fly would be a great boon. Will you aid us in this noble endea-"

"CAAAAAAAAW!!!" Goat who is Black's constant attempts have caused him to strike Goat who is Your Mother in the face, and she topples over, her brief position quite amusing.

"I am sorry, Goat who is my Kid. I do not understand his bleating...I fear this may be an exercise in futility."

"YES, HE MAKES NO SENSE!" Goat who is very Loud assents.

"SEEEEEEEEEEENS!!! SEEEEEEEEEENS!!!" Goat who is Black's words are slurred, but it seems he can indeed bleat intelligibly.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42694206
>WOOOOOOOOO!

>>42694206
E ha alhk!

>>42694206
EUREKA!

Goat who is Loud, because you are ear-splittingly loud and obnoxious, he seems to understand you better then either Goat who is Me or Goat who is Your Mother. You can teach him our language, and we can learn his! And eventually, with this cooperation between The Goats of Baphomet and The Goats of Pazuzu, we will throw down the yolk of oppression and destroy the great herd of the two legged goats! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anyway, get on it, we need to get food.

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>>42694488
"EUREKA!" You bleat triumphantly. "Goat who is very Loud, because you are ear-splittingly loud and obnoxious, he seems to understand you better then either myself or Goat who is My Mother. You can teach him our language, and we can learn his! And eventually, with this cooperation between The Goats of Baphomet and The Goats of Pazuzu, we will throw down the yolk of oppression and destroy the great herd of the two legged goats! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

...except your words are still unintelligible, because Goat who is Black is still stuck to your tongue, and Goat who is QM is not willing to write it as such.

"MUAHAHA!!! MUAHAHA!!!" Goat who is Black screams as your two herdmates just stare at you for a minute.

"Regardless of motives," Goat who is Your Mother breaks the silence, "It is possible Goat who is very Loud may very well. enable us to utilize Goat who is Black as a guide. Can I trust you to attempt it?"

"VERY WELL!" Goat who is very Loud screams.

"WELLLLLL! WELLLLLL!"

It would appear that you have acquired a new ally in your journey. Still, you have been here for too long; Goat who Milks You could emerge from the tunnel any minute now, for all you know.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42694839
Accelerate towards the towers. Demand Goat who is very Loud request directions to how to thwart the local two-legged goats.

>>42694839
>because Goat who is Black is still stuck to your tongue, and Goat who is QM is not willing to write it as such.

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

>>42694839
Find an area where the Goats with Round Hooves are resting, wait for the Two Legged Goats to leave it, then attempt to convince the Goat with Round Hooves to take us to our destination.

In human, jack a parked car and hotwire it.

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>>42694920
"Nhh hehh reheehih hee," you bleat. "heeh uhh huhha haawaah."

The three of you trot off toward your destination, Goat who is very Loud lagging behind to scream with Goat who is Black, who is twitching as he is dragged along the ground. Baphomet's horns, can they be any louder?

>>42695063
You come across a whole herd of goats with hooves that would normally spin, but they seem to be at rest now. You think back on the one that ignored your pleas earlier, and become a little incensed.

"SHOULD WE ASK ONE FOR HELP?!" Goat who is very Loud shouts.

"HELLLLLLP! HELLLLLLLP!" Goat who is Black shouts back. This is getting very old...

"Yooh huhh rehehah hii haahaaillh," you warn.

"Indeed, but perhaps my attempt will be more fortunate." Goat who is Your Mother trots up to the nearest goat and begins to parley with it.

Her efforts are futile; the goat with spinning hooves remains motionless.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42695339
Headbutt their non-spinning hooves to intimidate compliance.

>>42695339
Attempt to find one with a Two Legged Goat in it, and liberate it for the freedom of Goatkind!

Also, rolling a d10 to see what we get, 1's a moped, 10's a luxury SUV.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42695411
Damn it, forgot dice...

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>>42695373
This isn't working. If diplomacy will not enlist the help of these goats, then force will. You trot up to one and headbutt one of its hooves.

Your eardrums nearly explode as the goat screeches long, loud, and horrifically. To make matters worse, one of the archenemy has arrived, staring blankly at you for a moment before angrily bleating at you.

>>42695411
Could it be that this goat with spinning hooves has been enslaved by this two-legged wretch? So this is why the goat will not aid you! Well no more! For the freedom of both this goat with spinning hooves and goatkind in general, you will strike down this agent of terror!

In short, you charge the two-legged goat and headbutt him. He flies a short distance before being buried in the wall of a house.

"Oo ah ow hee," you bleat at the goat with spinning hooves, no longer wailing. "wiih oo heeh uh?"

...either the two-legged foe did not enslave this goat, or it is just ungrateful, for it remains silent.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

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>>42695724
Step inside the Wheeled Goat, and get Goat who is Your Mother to work the round thingy, while you work the two black thingies. Goat who is Loud can ask Goat who is Black and also Loud about where we should go.

>>42695815
Oh, wait, I thought that the car was on. So much for that plan...

I guess we should headbutt the two legged Goat and look for his Goat controller. Hand (tongue?) Black Loud Goat to Just Loud Goat before doing that.

>>42695724
Kick the goat with spinning hooves eyes out as vengeance for it being a race traitor, and go on your way towards the towers on hoof.

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>>42695966
It is clear that you will get no help from these goats. You kick it in disgust, only to get it to screech at you again. In any case, it's time to move on.

About an hour passes since then, and the sun is high. Although the tower is still a long ways off, you are forced to navigate around a maze of much smaller buildings, members of the two-legged menace staring at the four of you as you pass them.

You eventually reach a metal tunnel with a particularly foul smell emanating from it. You and your herdmates are starting to get tired...perhaps a rest is in order.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42696209
Rest is for the weak, and we are a Goat who is not weak.

CONTINUE FORWARDS!

>>42696209
Command goat who is very load to investigate the tunnel.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>42696260
>>42696323
Can't really do both here, so flipping a coin (1 to go on; 2 to check out the tunnel)

>>42696465
>Check out the tunnel it is!

>>42696323
Rest may be for the weak, as far as you are concerned, but you are worried that Goat who is Your Mother may actually need it. Goat who is very Loud you could care less about, but Goat who is Your Mother, definitely.

Besides, you think your party is lost.
"Ghhooihferiihouh," You bleat. "Iihehhigaah hah huhhel houhh."

"WHY ME?!" Goat who is very Loud yells. "WHAT ABOUT TUTORING GOAT WHO IS BLACK?!"

"TUTOOOOOOOH! TUTOOOOOOOOOOH!" Goat who is Black chimes in.

"We do not know what is in there," Goat who is Your Mother bleats. "It might be unwise to rest here while leaving it alone."

"FINE!" Goat who is very Loud bellows, and storms in. This leaves you alone with Goat who is Your Mother and Goat who is Black.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42696569
Arrange to stand guard together and look in all directions for incoming two-legged goats.

Have goatmom atttempt to converse with the newly tutored goat who is black's vocabulary.

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>>42696569
With Goat who is very Loud exploring the smelly tunnel, you have decided to keep watch. Goat who is Your Mother, on the other hand, has decided to lay near Goat who is Black, attempting to converse with him.

It doesn't work out too well, as he simply repeats bits of what she says.

Although no two-legged goats (or goats of any other kind) are seen during your watch, you do hear the terrified bleatings of Goat who is very Loud as she thunders out the tunnel...along with a foursome of green two-legged goats.

And they do not look friendly.

>I'm gonna call it a night here. Next thread will be tomorrow night, unless this one's still up. Thanks for playing!

>>42696842
Perhaps in this arrangement of towers we will find the mythical Goat who is QM!

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>>42691970