Rolled 86, 59, 46 = 191 (3d100)

>>42685221
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheets: http://pastebin.com/u/LambQM

You can ask me questions in my off time here (Don't worry about actually doing it, I just use it to bother other QMs from stealth): ask.fm/LambQM

>>42685221
>>Grab Nytora's sword
Its like that star wars scene only with less lava and grim-derp.

>>42685221
>Grab Nytora's sword

>>42685237
>Unprompted d3100, first of which is an 86

Panic!

Also don't think we didn't see you screw your own formatting to hell and back to the point where it looked like a shitty pastebin copy job

>>42685221
>>Nytora's new bandolier of throwing knives, you still have it
Let's give them a test kill so we're sure they're were a good buy....and if that don't work the distraction them may cause will let us...
>Grab Nytora's sword

>>42685221
Fuck! I just realized something! changing vote from >>42685265 to
>Nytora's new bandolier of throwing knives, you still have it

The swords a trap option, alternate dimensional copies of items violently explode if they combine with one another! We're going to lose both swords if we do that!

>>42685221
>Nytora's new bandolier of throwing knives, you still have it

>>42685358
Dude's got a point. Let's, uh. Not risk that. I do not think Nytora would be happy with us.

>>42685221
>>Nytora's new bandolier of throwing knives, you still have it

>>42685221
Throwing stuff? Okay then.
Roll 2d100

>>42685319
I don't know what you're talking about...

Rolled 3, 38 = 41 (2d100)

>>42685555
Let the sun and those 5s bless this roll!

Rolled 98, 76 = 174 (2d100)

>>42685555
RIP QuestDrone!

Rolled 81, 87 = 168 (2d100)

>>42685555
k

>>42685585
He's just on Hiatus while he's getting a new computer and transferring his notes from the old one. H-he'll be back.

>>42685641
Thats what they all say

>>42685555
98 87
As advertised
>writing

>>42685677
hope time sis doesn't get pissed we're using her gift before her.

>>42685677
Nytora's sword is tempting but you realize as you raise a hand to reach out for it that it's currently not benefiting from even Nytora's failing charm. You're not sure hitting it against it's temproal duplicate is a great idea. So instead your claws fall on the bandolier of knives you haven't gotten around to giving Nytora yet. You slip one out and try to line up a shot with them.

Despite your somewhat clumsy throw and poor aim you hit what you were aiming at! The knife thrown punching through the barbarians kneecap and lodging itself into the meat behind it as he raises his sword to protect his face. Which is a good idea because that's what you were aiming for.

The barbarian's roaring charge dies with a strangled noise of pain as he falls down to his no longer working knee. The knife in the joint flickers and reappears in our hand, and you smile in the human fashion. The swordsman points his weapon at you as he hunches over, his other hand clasping the injury.

Now, this sight is intimately familiar to you. A small injured animal scared and baring its teeth at you. Fear in its eyes as it realizes that it can't get away from the predator in front of it, and stuck with the realization that there's no way to fight back.

You smile turns into a wide mouthed grin and your tounge flicks out along your lips. You think you're drooling. Are you drooling? You're probably drooling. The exhaustion you feel takes a firm backseat to the instincts welling up in you.

>He's had enough.
>Just one bite...
>TACKLE IT DON'T LET IT GET AWAY
>Throw more knives
>Have dagger will stab
>Other

>>42685886
>>Have dagger will stab

>>42685886
>>TACKLE IT DON'T LET IT GET AWAY

>>42685886
>TACKLE IT DON'T LET IT GET AWAY
into
>>Have dagger will stab

>>42685886
>>Throw more knives
Our instincts can wait until he's nice and dead full of holes.

>>42685886
>>Have dagger will stab

>>42685886
>>42685944
supporting.

>>42685886
>Throw more knives

>>42685886.
>Throw more knives

>>42685886
>TACKLE IT DON'T LET IT GET AWAY

>>42685886
POUNCE
Roll 1d100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>42686104

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>42686104

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42686104

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>42686104
Nothing could fuck us over after >>42686117 roll!

>>42686117
damn son!

>>42686104
99
>writing

>>42686142
Stop tempting lizard dice

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42686179
Never!

Also god damn it captcha! Stop showing me food pictures during Yom Kippur!

Rolled 77, 59, 29, 63, 90, 61, 76, 42, 17, 84, 33, 74, 62, 67, 48, 36, 47, 6, 86, 95, 42, 1, 27, 48, 42 = 1312 (25d100)

>>42686104

>>42686223
nice critfail

Rolled 72, 50, 15, 5, 62, 27, 52, 96, 2, 62, 50, 42, 43, 43, 64, 85, 90, 88, 22, 17, 2, 61, 92, 82, 14 = 1238 (25d100)

>>42686223

>>42686179
The smell of cooking human mingles with the smell of fresh blood, and you have to keep a tight rein on yourself. Then his leg twitches and the iguana part of your brain tells you he's trying to get away. Logic is abandoned and you charge him leaping at him leading with mouth open and claws extended.

He makes a desperate thrust at your face but you twist what there is of your tail and you rotate in the air. The sword sliding past your face and over your shoulder. You collide with him like a bird who you just flash bombed crashes into a tree. With the difference that the barbarian is not as tough as a tree, and you survive the crash without injury. You sink your teeth into his shoulder and roll with the fall. You claws tear into him as you come to a stop and when you feel him trying to raise his arm you pin it with one hand and give him a vigorous shake with the spot where you've bit him.

You hold him there for a bit, adjusting your grip with your mouth and hands when it feels like the elasticity of his flesh is wearing out. Where he was having trouble catching his breath before, now he's having trouble breathing at all from the feel of things. Your own breathing is only coming in a deep shuddering rhythm. After a minute of this the exhaustion from earlier is catching up to you again and you start to see spots on the edges of your vision.
[1/2]

>>42686490
[2/2]
The sound of fighting barely manages to make you stir from your slumber. It's dark now, and there's a long line of humans gathered around a fire, their hands tied and Milly standing behind them with her sword. The fighting sounds like it's coming from the ship and you pull yourself away from the cold wet thing you're lying on to look. Ah, Nytora is swinging around the ship on a rope chasing a man in a fantastic hat. Whenever they get near each other their swords ring off each other before one or the other kicks away.

You don't feel any better rested. There's a bloody taste in your mouth.

>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly
>You should probably help with that
>Just lie here for now
>Other

>>42686223
>>42686260
That's enough of that

>>42686506
>>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly

>>42686506
>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly
I'm concerned.

>>42686506
>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly

>>42686506
>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly
Milly, The Fuck?

>>42686506
>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly

>>42686506
>>This looks well in hand, get an update from Milly

>>42686506
Status report, Ms Vaina?
>writing

>>42686745
You drag yourself over to the fire and collapse in front of it, half on purpose. The humans nearest you flinch at the sudden movement, and Milly giggles. You try to shoot a glare at her but you don't have time for things that take effort. Breathing is pretty tiring right now, honestly.

"Hey," you say instead. "What's happening?"

Milly laughs again, and gestures at the tied up humans.

"They were all too scared to move after you took down the big one. The way you sat on top of him just growling made them think that you'd chase them down next."

You don't recall growling at anyone. Probably better not to mention it.

"Nytora suggested we tie them up in case someone wanted to catch them, or if we just wanted to kill them later, but that seems unsporting," Milly continues. "Once we started tying them up they seemed to understand and started tying each other up. They kept trying to talk to me, but I have no idea how to speak their language." She shrugs.

"So I poked them with my sword til they shut up."

"What are they talking about?" you hear one of the sailors ask another in the worst whisper you've ever heard.

"How would I know? Maybe the black one is asking if she can eat us. Just shutup."

"Nytora went to check the ship for anyone hiding and found the man with the weird hat," Milly says indicating the ongoing swordfight.

You make the tremendous effort of rolling over to check on that. Nytora has the man in the fantastic hat is cornered on the mast. He's planted his feet on the wooden surface and is holding himself upright above Nytora with a rope. Nytora is just standing upright on the mast through a combination of clawed feet and tail strength alone.

"So what SHOULD we do with them?" Milly asks.

>Ask Nytora ZzZZzzz...
>Let's get them to take us back to town in our new boat Zzzz...
>Sink the ship, frog march these suckers to the wall Zzzz...
>Kill them all let lizard god sort them out Zzzz...
>Other? Zzzz...

>>42687051
>>Sink the ship, frog march these suckers to the wall Zzzz...

>>42687051
>>Sink the ship, frog march these suckers to the wall Zzzz...

>>42687051
>>Let's get them to take us back to town in our new boat Zzzz...
cause I'm not moving from this spot and I know nether of you know how to drive this thing Zzzz...

>>42687051
We gots new boat, take em to town let the other humans deal with them, where'd our new sword go? Milly should learn plainspeak humans have interesting things to say sometimes.

>>42687051
>>Let's get them to take us back to town in our new boat Zzzz...

>>42687051
>>Let's get them to take us back to town in our new boat Zzzz...

>>42687051
> Let's get them to take us back to town in our new boat

>>42687051
Boat zzz
>tired
>I mean "writing"

Lizard stop rubbing off on me

>>42687302
"We have a new boat. We can get them to help us take it back to town," you suggest to Milly.

"Will they go along with that?"

"If we promise not to kill them? Maybe." You turn to the humans and switch to their language. The one you speak anyway. You didn't bring any money with you so just the one you can speak right now.

"We're going to put you on the ship and you'll sail us back to town." You tell them.

"HOLY SHIT IT TALKS!" one of the pirates yells.

You stare at him for a moment. You're joined in this by every one of his friends, who look at him like he just grew a second head.

"Kill the one that just talked later," you say, looking at Milly without moving your head. You don't bother to switch back to the language she speaks. You know she's working on her human talk but you don't really care one way or another if she understood your request.

You look at one of the smarter looking humans. You can tell he's smart because he's not injured, which implies he avoided the fighting and the standing in a straight line in front of you.

"Boat to town?" you ask him flatly.

"No problem," he agrees, "I'd rather spend time in prison than get eaten by lizards."

"Eh, you seem okay," you mumble, you're getting tired again. Or more tired. You never really stopped. "I won't eat you."

"Uh, thanks?" he says, confused.

You just close your eyes and enjoy the fire. The arythmic sound of swordplay carrying you off to sleep. Your last registered sound is a human scream and the sound of something hitting a wooden something quite hard.

Pick one
>Wizard tower
>Inn
>Boat
>Adventurer's Guild
>Other

>>42687463
>>Boat

>>42687463
>Boat

>>42687463
>Boat

>>42687463
>>Boat


So Lamb keeps saying human smile, what's a lizad smile?

>>42687562
have you ever seen a crocodile smile?

>>42687463
>Adventurer's Guild

>>42687582
Uh... no.... They kinda just have their teeth out all the time, one of the distinguishing characteristics of crocodiles. It separates them from other crocodilians.

>>42687463
We're on a boat
>writing

>>42687463
>>Boat
We're onna boat!

>>42687706
>>42687711
Look at Sunny she's on a mother fuckin boat

>>42687711
and It's going fast and

>>42687706
You grumble back to wakefulness and the world is light again. Maybe you overslept a bit. Wait crap you were supposed to meet Milly's Mom and get the bucket back.

But most importantly someone has dumped you in the sun, and hasn't even properly oriented you toward it. Struggling to your feet you point into the sun, which is surprisingly high in the sky, then flop down again. Then you bother looking around.

You appear to be on a boat. Probably the boat you liberated from pirates. You could ask one of the pirates wandering around carrying shit but you honestly don't care that much. Also, Milly is like right there and wearing a very nice hat. Judging by the bloodstains you're going to assume that's the hat that used to belong to the guy Nytora fought. The feather appears to have gone missing though, and the colors are much different than they appeared at night. From what you managed to glean from the lady at the clothing store the dyes used in making the hat would be ridiculously expensive. Milly wears it well.

"Oh, you're awake again," Milly says, noticing your appraisal of her headwear.

"Hey."

"We're almost done loading the stuff you ordered from the trade people," she tells you. "Then we're planning to sail the ship back to the spot where we met. With a quick stop to see Mom." She kicks a bag of what you assume to be nuts.

"We're leaving now?"

"The man on the pier says we have to either leave or pay to stay parked here."

"Ah," you say intelligently. Then after a moment you remember something and add, "How do you know that? You don't speak the language."

"I'm working on it," Milly huffs defensively, "And besides I found a translator." She waves a hand in the direction you were originally pointed.

You scoot your head in that direction and come face to face with a giant.

"Hello."

No wait, it's just a very small person standing very close. You let out a puff of breath and she's blown back by it.

"Personal space," you grumble.
[1/2]

>>42688100
[2/2]
The tiny person, green haired and with weird eyes stands up straightening their cape. Or wings. Could go either way.

"Hello!" she says undaunted by your greeting, "My name is Gelsey Feela. Wandering merchant."

"Sunniva something something," you mumble, then yawn. The sun is nice today. Not as invigorating as usual, but nice. Making a note to work out a proper way to introduce yourself later, you lay back in the warm. You could just... Zzz...

"Wait, Wait! Don't go back to sleep!" the tiny person yells, which isn't particularly loud anyway.

>Zzz...
>Humor the tiny person
>Wait, I didn't want to leave town yet get off boat
>Pay docking fee
>Why are we still crewed by pirates
>other?

>>42687706
>>42687711
>>42687723
I think we should rechristened this ship and call it the Sun'o'dile, we can get a need head crest for the front of the ship that looks like a smiling crocodile with a sun on its forehead.

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>>42688126
Hat

>>42688126
>Humor the tiny person
>Why are we still crewed by pirates

>>42688126
>Humor the tiny person

>>42688126
>Humor the tiny person
>>Why are we still crewed by pirates

>>42688126
>>Humor the tiny person
Sup Faerie


Also anyone excited for potential Kaiju-ness soon, my body is ready.

>>42688126
Humor the tiny person. . . Wait wings is she part bird? Must question.

>>42688187
When we get home we should totally tell mom we have solar powered breath weapon.

>>42688126
>>Humor the tiny person
Our first Moth person?

>>42688271
She'd probably wanna fight us then, especially if we get close-ish to her size.

>>42688291
Not tiny enough. This one isn't even as big as your head. The moths that live near lizards are dicks. You may or may not have learned this.

>>42688126
Talk to the wing thing and ask about pirates

>>42688338
>writing

>>42688338
>ask about pirates
Yar Har Fiddly Dee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

>>42688126
>Humor the tiny person
>Why are we still crewed by pirates

>>42688374
With a heroic effort that no doubt will be recounted in song you manage to pull yourself from the temptation of sleep. You're moderately concerned about the continued existence of pirates on your boat. You need to get around to naming this thing. It probably already has a name but it's yours now so you should get to name it.

You direct your question to Milly and she shrugs helplessly.

"They're apparently new around here. No one has put up any money for their capture, and Gelsey says you can't just arrest someone because they say they're a thing without having ever done anything to prove it."

"Right, y'see-"

"That seems dumb," you interrupt the... Lizard brain what is she? I got nothing. You're going to call her a tiny person for now. You interrupt her.

Milly shrugs.

"So we're just going to keep them aboard?"

"At least until we find someone else to crew the ship. We can just dump them on the beach when we get there if it bothers you. They can walk back to town along the shore."

"I almost got eaten by giant visible spiders on that shore," you say.

"So?"

You shrug.

"Just making conversation."

Gelsey looks like she's about to talk again but you're not ready to deal with new things yet.

"Do we have any food?" you ask Milly?

"Uh, what kind of food?"

"Meat."

"Not that I'm aware of?"

"Do you know the name of an animal in human talk?" you ask.

"Yeah," she says happily.

"Can you buy a me sized amount of that animal and bring it back please?"

Milly looks confused "When you say 'me sized' does that mean an amount you would normally eat or an amount equal to you?"

"Right now there is no difference," you tell her. Then, as if to back you up, your stomach growls loud enough to be heard on the opposite side of the ship. You know this because a man on the opposite side of the ship flinched.

Milly nods and heads for the board that goes to the dock. You turn your attention back to the tiny person, Gelsey.
[1/2]

>>42688946
[2/2]
"Oh, are you done ignoring me?" she asks, her arms crossed.

"Yes," you say. You're glad she caught on quickly. "Did you need paid? I don't know where my money bag went."

"Huh? Oh, no," she shakes her head. "I wanted to talk to you about something else. I heard from some adventurers that you went by the guild looking for work the other day."

"Found some even," you tell her, then you yawn and think about it, "Actually got someone else to do it though. I've been busy."

"Uh, right," she says. She seems to be having a hard time keeping pace with you. Which is silly because you're not really going anyplace. "I was actually hoping I could hire you for a job. Maybe three jobs."

You don't say anything, and she continues.

"So, the swamp is full of stuff that's pretty valuable. I want to get a group of workers and merchants together to go in and grab stuff, and then leave. Hopefully alive."

"That last part IS kind of tricky." You nod.

"That's where you come in. I figure if we have a local guide, who may not be averse to inflicting on violence on other locals, then our chances of getting the stuff and getting gone go way up!" she says, buzzing into the air with excitement.

Buglike wings. You haven't had any real problems with bugs besides the normal biting stinging and giant visible trapdoor spider kind. Come to think of it you're only slightly more fond of bugs than you are of birds. You'll reserve judgement of the... the...

"What are you?" you ask.

"Huh? I'm a fairy. We don't get out much, but I was sure everyone had at least heard of us."

"Right, okay. So the thing with workers and merchants is now?"

"No, no. I'd still have to convince people to come. I figured it's best to have a selling point like 'local guide' before trying to get anyone to go," she explains. "It'll be a week or more before I have everything together.

>Yeah, okay
>Yeah, nah
>Other idea <write in>
>Time to exit boat so it doesn't leave with you
>Time to sail home.
>Other?

>>42688961
>>Yeah, okay
A week should be enough time to go say Hi to everyone back home and give them their gifts.

>>42688961
>Yeah, okay

>>42688961
>Other idea
Depending on what things these people plan on getting, it might be wise to run this idea past Mom first.

>>42688961
>Are the things that you want already belong to someone?

>Hey, why nots
gotta be as lizard as lizardly possible

>>42688961
>>Other idea <write in>
right... if I can figure out what to do with the ship and the... crew, and talk to some people into not eating your group. Then sure. We can work things out when I don't feel like I could eat something me sized and sleep for a week.

>>42689087
>implying this even matters
If she steals from the right people we fuck them up and if she steals from the wrong ones we fuck her up

>>42688961
>Time to sail home.
Other?
You got permission from the local tribes to do this?

>>42688961
Some questions first!
>writing

>>42689170
"So you want to go in and gather... stuff?"

"Yes," she says nodding.

"Like, lizard people's stuff?" you ask. Then you look around for your stuff and find it nearby. Except the bandolier. Did Nytora already take it? A question for Milly.

"Uh, no. Like some of the hard woods, some free growing spices, rare herbs. Maybe some animal and mineral stuff too, if we find anything worth taking?"

"And you'll get permission to do this?"

"You don't really need permission to go out to the swamp, you just do it. Unless you meant from your people's side of things. Do we need permission."

You shrug. You don't think anyone will really care what a bunch of non-lizards do in the swamp as long as they're not messing with anyone else's stuff.

"Probably not."

"Great! So you'll do it?"

"After I fix my sister, turn in the bucket, get rid of this pirate crew, and no longer feel this incredible hunger I'm filled with. Then I probably won't have anything better to do." One of the pirates walking near you flinches and you realize you switched to plainspeech at some point.

"I won't necessarily use one to solve the other," you tell him.

"That doesn't make it sound like the option is off the table," Gelsey says, then she winces, "Word choice."

"It wasn't intended to?" you reply, making your confusion evident. They're jerks. That firmly puts them on the potential food supply list. Granted you haven't eaten anyone in memory but you're sure it'll come up eventually. Wait, did you eat that barbarian guy? You can't remember.

"So, I'll just... check back with you next time you're in town?" she asks.

"That would work. Where are you staying?"

"Uh, I travel a bit but the adventurers usually know where to find me. Or you can look for Dennis. He's a big orc. He carries my stuff."

You nod.

>Any other questions <write in>
>Time to go
>I'm getting off, you guys get that stuff back to the fam
>Other

>>42689454
>>Time to go
Once Milly and Nytora are aboard

>>42689454
> Time to go

>>42689485
Hah. You think Nytora is coming.

>>42689454
First we wait for Milly and Nytora so we can be sure we have all our stuff (like the sword), and then
>Time to go

>>42689454
>Time to go
Once breakfast deliverer and pirate hijacker are aboard.

>>42689516
She doesn't have to come with, she just needs to show back up so we can say goodbye and stuff.

>>42689454
>>Time to go

>>42689516
Where she be?

>>42689633
Wizard tower for treatment

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>>42689454
Let's go already
>writing

>>42689660
Right, I hope she got her knives

>>42689662
You agree and the fairy erupts off the deck of the ship in a surge of sparkles that make you want to reconsider doing this. You bask for a while and Milly finally gets back with Nytora in tow wearing her new set of throwing knives. Maybe you should get some of those for yourself.

She's also leading a horse.

You're not sure you're that hungry.

The come aboard and Nytora returns your wallet and your new sword, which has a shiny new scabbard now. Awesome. She seems really tired, though not as tired as you. You still can't get your scales to change color and you're not sure you're glowing AT ALL.

As soon as they're aboard the pirates pull up the plank going to the dock and start getting the ship ready to sail.

"Why ares you coming?" you ask Nytora. She fixes you with a sleepy gaze then yawns. Then you yawn. Then you both yawn and then nod at each other.

"Gonna gets off when we get the bucket and take it back. Wizards says they won't have anything for me to do 'til late anyway."

Crap, you hadn't even thought of that. Glad Nytora is on top of this. A few minutes later the ship is out to sea and hugging the coastline. You stop paying attention, sitting next to Nytora and basking while she snoozes. Then you're snoozing.

You wake up to the sound of screaming men and the feel of saltwater spraying on your body. Massive tentacles have slipped out of the water and are reaching over the side of the deck to grab at anything that isn't tied down. Masts aren't tied down, but things are tied TO them. This was a thing you learned before you fell asleep.

>You're ready for that horse now. Milly can handle this.
>HEY
>Things to say to Nytora or Milly's Mom <write in>
>Other

>>42689843
>>You're ready for that horse now. Milly can handle this.

>>42689843
>>You're ready for that horse now. Milly can handle this.

>>42689843
>>You're ready for that horse now. Milly can handle this.
Milly you got a relative.

>>42689843
>>HEY
>Things to say to Nytora or Milly's Mom <write in>
WE GOTS YOUR STUFF!

>>42689843
Hungry
>writing

>>42689843
Seconding >>42689939
Also
>Please don't sink my ship, I just gots it.

>>42689843
>HEY
>Things to say to Nytora or Milly's Mom <write in>
We'll pass the stuff to you; you don't need to grab it off the ship.

>>42689843
>>You're ready for that horse now. Milly can handle this.
>>HEY

>>42690052
Now's as good a time as any for that horse. The screams of the dying animal join the chorus of screaming pirates and you start ripping pieces off the animal to gnaw on while you clean it. The stuff you won't eat getting tossed overboard.

THe sound of something creaky belowdecks can be heard as the monster bleow scrapes against the hull. You watch Milly walk boldly to the side of the ship and start yelling at the tentacles.

"Hey!" she yells, "Those are my pirates! Put them down!"

The tentacles flail in confusion.

"Of course it's me," Milly calls, "Who else could it be?"

The tentacles twitch apologetically.

"That's fine, just put them down. They're mine."

One of the men screams as a tentacle squeezes him.

"No! Not just a little. Give them back!"

The tentacle tosses the screaming back to the deck and he lets out a piained cry as he bounces along it.

"Did you get Sunny's bucket?" Milly asks the tentacles, which have decided to just sit idly on the railing now. A single tentacle rises out of the water, a bucket grasped in its tip, and drops it on the deck too. For some reason it's got a rock crammed into the lid so you can't see what's inside. You'll trust Milly's Mom knows what she's doing.

You rip a leg off and start poking Nytora with it. She groans and tries to push it away but you just prod harder until she finally snaps and bites down on the offending limb, her claws tearing at the flesh before she's fully awake. She looks a bit surprised at the taste of horse. You're just glad you didn't try that with your arm, and you continue eating.
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>>42690599

Milly drags the massive sacks of nuts you had bought for her Mom to the edge of the deck and the tentacles collect them greedily. Your band of dangerous cutthroats huddle on the opposite side of the deck from the tentacles and whimper in a huddle. You hear Milly explaining how you got the ship and phase out the distraction as you gnaw on horse. Nytora has taken the leg you poked her with and is watching alongside you. You'd complain but you can't eat an entire horse on your own anyway. You make sure to rip off the head and neck and set it aside for Milly, though you do surreptitiously claw open the back of the skull and scrape out the brain meat.

Below, Milly finishes her story, the tentacles disappearing over the side, and the pirates seem to have gotten over the most of their fear. You feel a prodding on your shoulder and turn to find a tentacle poking you. It makes a familiar gesture and you sigh and tear off one of the horses remaining legs for it. Then a second tentacle you missed slides off with the rest of the horse, leaving you holding the leg.

"HEY!" you shout as the rest of your meal is dragged into the depths.

Milly just puts her face in her hands, embarassed. Nytora just laughs around her own leg of horse. You offer Milly the horse head and and she sits down to dig in alongside you. Th pirates don't seem to know what to do with this scene and seetle on another huddle, this one involving more quiet whispers. They better not be planning a mutiny. You really don't feel up to murder today. Just ripping bits of horse off is exhausting at this point.

Once the horse is safely tucked away, Milly barely ate half of the head so you and Nytora split the rest, you bid Nytora goodbye and lower her off the ship. You wait until you see her safely on shore and moving before you set sail again. There's a bit of a wait while Nytora murders another of those spiders. At least it didn't catch her off guard this time.and she puts it down quickly.
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>>42690611
[3/3]
Full of horse and sitting in the sun you decide to sleep again.

You don't wake up until the ship is put up on the beach and Milly wakes you.

"Can you talk to them?" she asks, pointing a thumb over her shoulder at the pirates who appear somewhat afraid of you but have eager to please expressions on their faces.

You blink at her then at the pirates.

"What does you want?" you ask them.

They look around at each other before shoving one of their number forward. It's the man from last night you decided wasn't completely stupid.

"Uh, if the Captain would allow it, we'd like to keep serving on the ship, if that's at all possible. We're prepared to swear our unwavering loyalty after she saved us from that monster."

Wait, you thought YOU were the Captain of this ship. Though Milly IS wearing the hat of the old Captain, according to Nytora's lunchtime recounting of her swordbattle. You're not even sure you're going to keep the ship.

Nevertheless you translate their words for Milly. Then she looks at you, shocked.

"What should I do?"

>Encourage her to keep the crew and ship for further adventures in the future
>Just set them free to do what they want with the ship
>Sink the ship and the crew with it
>We're keeping the longboats
>Punch Milly in the face and declare yourself Captain
>Other?

>>42690646
>>We're keeping the longboats
They can have their ship back, as long as Milly doesn't want it. Then she can be the captain if she does.

>>42690646
>>Encourage her to keep the crew and ship for further adventures in the future
It can only lead to hilarity and profit, especially seeing as its arguably the safest ship to be on (the only ship that her kraken of a mother wont ever try to sink)

>We're keeping the longboats

>>42690646
>Ask Milly if she wants to be a ship captain.
With her connections (ie her mom), she could probably make quite a bit of coin transporting goods through otherwise dangerous waters. And said coin could probably buy her mom some nuts and such on a somewhat regular basis, so she'd probably be happy with it.

>>42690646
>Encourge Milly to keep the ship and crew for future adventures. "This is why you need to learn human talk, makes having fun with them easiers."
>But I wants the long boats.

>>42690752
I just realized, people could probably pay her a tribute of tree nuts to not die.

>>42690646
>>We're keeping the longboats
>Encourage her to keep the crew and ship for further adventures in the future
and this>>42690752

>>42690646
Talk to the mermaid
>writing and eating

>>42690646
>>Encourage her to keep the crew and ship for further adventures in the future
Go forth Milly and become the Pirate Mermaid Queen!

>>42690646
>Encourage her to keep the crew and ship for further adventures in the future
She may have to speed up her education in human-speak.

>>42690885
"You shoulds try it," you tell her.

"Really?"

"If you wants to," you shrug. She hangs her head and looks lost.

"If it gets boring you cans always just asks your Mom to sink the ship. No more problem," you suggest.

"But what would I even do with a ship full of humans?" Milly asks, looking desperate.

"Be a pirate? Robs other ships? Gets sunken stuff off the bottom to sell? Sails stuff through dangerous places where you can just goes in the water and ask the locals not to bothers your ship or else, maybe?"

"I don't think I'm strong enough to fight everything in the sea..."

You shrug again, "You'll gets there. And there's safer options until you do."

"I do know where a lot of gold is around here," she says looking around the sea. "But that doesn't sound really fun."

"Wait, what did she say about gold?" the pirate from earlier interrupts. You're not sure why he knows the word "gold" in swampspeech but the interruption is unwelcome. Milly makes this clear by clamping her hand over his mouth and holding him off to the side. Judging by the way he's tearing at her fingers, she's probably applying more force than is necessary. Maybe she doesn't have a good idea how fragile humans are.

"If you tries pirating you can sail all over and sees all kinds of places, though," you say, deciding to carry on where you left off.

"I can do that on my own though."

"But you'll have a boat to put your stuff on and people to make carry it for you."

She looks at the man trapped in her grip with a speculative expression. He's turning pale now. Can he breathe?

"That's a good point. And you're right if I get bored I can just have Mom sink the ship."

You nod.

"Will you come?" she asks suddenly.

You shrug. "Maybe. If I don't have anything else I want to do. I can join you sometimes sure. Sounds fun. Can I sink ships?"

"Not mine," she tells you, "But other people's sure."

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>>42691429
"Cool. Maybe you should heads back to town though. You'll needs to speak human languages better if you're going to trades with them. Or pirates them. Whichever."

"And the other races."

Ah. You'd almost forgotten there were other races. Probably because you've mostly seen humans around. Speaking of things being around though, you probably should do something about that circle of curious lizards gathering around the ship.

Or you could help Milly pick a new name for the ship.

>Go deal with the gawkers
>Name the ship! <write in reccomended>
>Get cargo ready to take inland via smaller boat
>Signal the familia <say what simple message?>
>Other?

>>42691454
>>Go deal with the gawkers
>>Signal the familia <say what simple message?>HEY!

>>42691454
>>Go deal with the gawkers
>>Get cargo ready to take inland via smaller boat
Should probably tell milly to let go of the guy as well.

>>42691454
>>Go deal with the gawkers
>>Get cargo ready to take inland via smaller boat

>>42691454
>>Go deal with the gawkers
>Name the ship! <Song of the Sun, Stars and Sea>
>Signal the familia <HEY!>

>>42691475
Second.

>>42691486
This

>>42691454
>Name the ship! <Crab Cracker>
>Get cargo ready to take inland via smaller boat

>>42691454
Sort of everything?
>writing

Milly seemed a bit lukewarm on the pirate thing, maybe we rushed her?

>>42691709
You head to the bow of the ship while Milly deals with the getting the cargo into one of the longboats. From this distance you should be able to barely signal your family. You inhale and fill your lungs and your air pouch.

"HEY!" you call. Oh, dizzy. Okay maybe shouldn't have done that. Now you're tired again.

You hear a chorus of "Heys" "Yos" and "Sups" form below you. There's about a half dozen lizards down there looking at the ship. Then after a moment you hear a hey from back in the swamp. A loud one. That sounded like Mom. Now there are birds scattering in the distance. Huh.

Turning your attention back to the lizards below you spot them starting to climb the hull.

"Hey," you yell, "Stop that! No putting claw marks in my friend's hull."

"Why not?" one of them asks.

"The ship has to last a long time. We don't want it to look bad."

"You're keeping it?" another of the other lizards asks, "You can't do that. It landed on the beach. That means everyone can get a piece."

"No, they can't. It's my and my friend's ship."

"We got here first," the other lizards protest.

"You're a liar!" you cry, outraged. "I've been on the ship since it left the town!"

"You can't have a whole ship!" they call back.

"Can to!"

"Can not!"

>Lizard debate squad go!
>Throw things at them
>LIZARD FROM ABOVE
>Ignore them. If they cause issues Milly is here.
>Other?

>>42691960
>>LIZARD FROM ABOVE
Time solve this in the time honored tradition of might makes right.

>>42691960
>Look to Milly, "Tag team?"
>>LIZARD FROM ABOVE

>>42691960
>Lizard debate squad go!
We shall do this in the traditional Lizard way.
>LIZARD FROM ABOVE

>>42691960
>Lizard debate squad go!
Mentioning who the mother of the ship's captain is should probably help make things clear

>>42691960
>Lizard debate squad go!
Can to!

>>42691991
*Time to solve

christ my english is off tonight

>>42691960
>>Lizard debate squad go!
>>LIZARD FROM ABOVE

Rolled 47, 86, 51 = 184 (3d100)

>>42691960
Alright a rousing debate with the predictable end for one of Kasha's children.
>writing and rolling some dice, just ignore those

Oh and roll me 2d100

Rolled 92, 43 = 135 (2d100)

>>42692176

Rolled 97, 38 = 135 (2d100)

>>42692176
rolling

Rolled 9, 25 = 34 (2d100)

>>42692176
this is how lizards debate

Rolled 84, 70 = 154 (2d100)

>>42692176
Captchas going full retard

Rolled 69, 67 = 136 (2d100)

>>42692176
Find you're own! Or I'll sic my moms on you!

>>42692176
Can we get some intro music? This is our pro debate debut, maybe rules of nature?

>>42692176
97 43
Heh

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>>42692303

>heh

>>42692300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9tn0yNqQo
This is the closest thing I've got

>>42692337
if that's what we sound like I think we sound cute as hell

>>42692337
I was thinking more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

>>42692303
"Can to!" you yell back. It's a flawless argument. How can anyone say otherwise?

"Can not!"

That bird sympathizing jerk. Well that's fine you'll just have to elucidate your points.

"Can to!"

"Can not!"

Okay now he's just being obstinate. You won't sink to his level. You're going to stick to reasonable informative speech. You try to catch your breath and prepare a response. All this yelling is making you kinda light headed.

"Can to!"

"Can not!"

"Can to!"

Wait are they climbing up the hull again? You JUST told them not to do that.

"Hey Milly!" you call back to the mermaid, who is trying to revive one of the pirates who passed out for reasons unknown, "Get your sword!"

You pull your new sword from its sheathe, your dagger sliding free into your other hand. Standing on the bow you pose for a moment before flinging yourself over the side onto the climbers below you slam into them and bowl a perfect strike, throwing all of the down to the sand below. Then you land the world spins around you dizzily and it takes you an eternity to find your feet again.

The energy you'd got back by sleeping most of the day has fled you and you feel sick and tired again. Shakily you rise to your feet and flourish your weapons at the other lizards.

Two of them pull crude looking swords that are put to shame by yours. The others used the time you spent recovering wisely and are split between pulling up a piece of driftwood or a rock, and just baring tooth and claw at you as they move to surround you. You try to hiss menancingly but end up coughing as it fouls up in your throat.

>Into the fray
>Meet them as they come
>Gotta squeeze some magic out NOW
>Crack wise about they mommas (write ins are almost necessity here)
>Other?

>>42692569
>>Meet them as they come
>Other?
Mention we're Kasha's daughter.

>>42692569
>Meet them as they come
>Your mother walks funny and can't stack rocks for shit.

>>42692569
>Meet them as they come
>My mom would totally beat up your mom

>>42692616
>>42692619
These are so good

>>42692569
>>Into the fray
>>Meet them as they come
WE ARE FAR TO TIRED TO BE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT!!

>>42692569
Seconding >>42692619

>>42692675
Also mention who are mom is and remind them why exactly it's a bad a idea to go hurt her family, well unless they want to end up as lunch, aunty did say it was okay to eat jerks.

>>42692569
Alright some crackin wise and a lot of playing the "mom" card. Gotcha
>writing

>>42692786
Er, why did you link my post? I was good with just the meeting them and awesome burn.

>>42692802
Oh wait I need 3d100

Rolled 95, 90, 11 = 196 (3d100)

>>42692866
Their mommas need scales that support 3d100!

Rolled 8, 72, 85 = 165 (3d100)

>>42692866
For Mother!

Rolled 76, 85, 100 = 261 (3d100)

>>42692866
My mamma gonna eat you if you keep being jerks.

>>42692866
'Ere we go!

Rolled 41, 71, 87 = 199 (3d100)

>>42692866
Fuck you captcha! May you burn in hell!

>>42692903
>>42692908
>>42692915
We have Spider Dice, we have Molten Metal Spider dice.

>>42692903
>>42692908
>>42692915
95,90,100

This beat-down will be talked for ages

>>42692903
>>42692908
>>42692915
>95,90,100
These are not lizard dice. They are wizard dice!

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>>42692903
>>42692908
>>42692915

>>42692939
They really are bloodthirsty christ. Is this the proper time for rules of nature?

>>42692957
It would have been but the 100 ruined it

>>42692967
Yes, I do believe so.


>>42692973
That 100 Milly's? Or Mom's?

>>42692973
Oh god. Don't tell me that was an opposing roll.

>>42692973
Wait those dice are for them?

Dammit

>>42692973
Aww. So even our spider dice are lizard dice in disguise?

>>42692991
Probably Moms. Momma don't fuck around when it comes to her children or candied fruit.

>>42692999
>>42693013
We typically don't role against ourselves, the last one is prolly mom

>>42692802
You straighten up and point your weapons out.

"C'mon then, I'm going to wreck you all like I wrecked your mommas," you tell them, flourishing your weapons.

"My mom would kick your tail stub in," one of them calls back.

There's a weird twitchy feeling in your eye.

"Your mom couldn't stack a single rock. Your mom walks like a big fat croc." you tell them.

Beside you Milly hits the sand in full pirate regalia. Her face is placid as she slowly slides her sword from it's home. The lizards closest to her flinch back from the look on her face.

"Our Mom could take you and your whole family," the lizard next to the last one who spoke pipes up.

"My Mom is Kasha."

All the lizards stop for a moment, hesitating. They were already aware that only two of them were in your size bracket, the others being normal unranked lizards. Apparently your mom's name will stop just about anything.

"W-well our Mom could still take your Mom in a fight," the lizard says hesitantly.

"Oooooh~? And who is your mother?" a familiar voice whispers from the treeline.
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>>42693280
[2/2]
Many meters of purple and gold lizard step out onto the beach and everyone present falls down in fright at the sudden appearance of such a huge predator.

You keep forgetting how big Mom is. You wouldn't think you'd be able to forget something like that but as she stands towering over you, still easily 5 times your size, you feel like you're just not remembering properly that mom is a BIG monster. A big monster who is way to damn sneaky for her size.

The smell of urine reaches your nose and you think someone peed themselves. You're fairly sure it wasn't you, but you're breath is only coming in short gasps now and you can't summon the attention to check.

Your response is odd. She doesn't scare you that much. This is like how you felt last night after your first nap. That little drop couldn't have taken this much out of you could it? Oh hey there are those spots you saw earlier.

>That's it for tonight. I'm getting a headache and Sunny's at her limit.
>Next thread will be next week Tuesday like usual. I can't think of a reason evo shouldn't happen next week. But I"ve been wrong before
>I'll be around for comments and whatnot right as soon as I find out what's wrong with the stupid cat.

>>42693306
Thanks for the run Lambstew!

>>42693306
Did we fuck ourselves up?

>>42693306
Important Note; The one who peed is the one who thinks he just signed his mom up to fight your mom

>>42693364
I am not food!

>>42693306
Thanks for running!

I take it solar beam is a big nono until we Evo again? Since we're still fucked up.

Who peed?

>>42693306
Thanks for running boss. I would give you a funny nickname but there's a guy for that.

>>42693306
Maybe we can help you diagnose the cat.
What's the problem, is it shouting at you in Sumerian?

>>42693366
Solar beam is draining

>>42693374
Solar beam is DRAINING. You'll have to take a couple days off to recover

>>42693400
You motherfucker! That isn't solar beam! Thats Hyper Beam!

>>42693420
It might be a mix, considering it is solar powered but has a recharge period. I imagine that as we get larger/more evolved that it'll be less taxing.

>>42693394
It turned gold and started yelling at me in Babylonian about how superior it is.

>>42693386
He called me food this time. You should have gone for it.

>>42693420
It's both but three word attack names sound dumb with words like "hyper" in front of them.

>>42693489
So I take it when we hit tier 4 like Mom we'll be able to Godzilla out Solar beams?


Milly impressed about Mom's size up close and how sneaky she is? How come Mom always steals our thunder?

>>42693538
Cause she's da momnsterest monster

>>42693538
I wish Nytora had been there to see mom be that sneaky, her opinion might change about her.

>>42693538
>>42693474
Basking has other cooldowns. Evo will make it easier to handle after effects though. Especially depending on the evo. You qualify for two right now.

>>42693573
This 3000% correct

>>42693597
I'm sure she'll hear about it from a reputable source

>>42693629
Oh boy two, the first time we were asked about this most people wanted to be aunty sized, but I think most anons are digging the Kaiju path.

>>42693659
Winged Lizard of Ra?

>>42693827
Hah that'd be cool, but I like the Godzilla thing too much now...

>>42693840
Milly, Shezka and Lyra show that Shapeshifting Monsters are a thing. We could have 3 forms, big lizard, Bigger winged lizard, Kaiju lizard.

>>42693871
That'd be beyond epic, but I don't think we've done anything to get wings.

>>42693893
>Unlimited Bird Murder Works
>Getting blasted into low atmosphere by Crab death, hitting the earth, and living.

>>42693937
Huh, that might qualify then

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>>42693840
I can't wait until we're qt Godzilla.

>>42694020
yeah we're the Furious one reborn.

>>42694020
Dunno if we get a monster girl form.

>>42694020
Get out

>>42694175
S'all good brother man, no reason to get hostile. Threads over people might as well post qt godzilla

>>42694109
>Having a nightmare where we are a traditional monster girl.

>>42694259
That'd be funny as all hell, I hope lamb sees that

>>42694259
>Has huge rack
>Thinks we're more horribly deformed than the witch.

>>42694020
Honestly, a good portion of the appeal of this is that we're barely even qualifying as humanoid.

>>42694109
>>42693871
You guys passed on having more than one form sadly. Alack, plot threads unused, now forever discarded. For now at least. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS

Mostly more dead birds.

>>42694351
>Mostly more dead birds.

Darn tootin. We'll come from below or above. By land, sea or Air. No bird is safe from us.

>>42694351
>>42694432
Bird murder is always a good thing

>>42693659
I'm still favoring aunty sized. But I won't be salty or anything if Sunni becomes a the giant hulking personification of bird genocide.

>>42695058
I dunno being Kaiju sized sounds fun, we already have Nytora for aunty-sized related activities. But like you I wont be salty.

Also it's the personification of bird genocide and the sun.