>>42683544
>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.

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>>42683544
>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.

>>42683544
>>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.

>>42683544
>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.

>>42683544
>[ ] Allow more of Megan’s enthusiasm to find its way in.
Heaven or Hell, let's bake

>>42683544
>[ ] Add something special (specify).
John James Green's special John James Cream

>>42683544
>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.

>>42683544
>[ ] Add something special (specify).
love

>>42683544
>>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.
Follow the damn recipe. Deviation is what leads to... lets call it 'interesting' food.
Gotta get good at comprehending the basics before you get fancy.

>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.

>>42683544
>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.
>[ ] Add something special (specify).
Semen

>>42683656
I second this unless it is a euphemism for semen in which case I double-second it

>>42683656
>shimoneta.webm

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does JJ get a bonus to baking from his elven qualities?

>[X] Be Boring.

Right then, let's roll.

With the modifiers and demodifiers for stress and advantages punched in, this is almost a straight roll:

>Bake Check
>no set DC
>+1 modifier

>>42683656
Already on the recipe, oddly enough.

>>42683544
>[ ] Follow the instructions 100%. No deviation.

Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>42683763
time to get baked

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>42683763

Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>42683763

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>42683763

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42683763
Rolling
>https://youtu.be/hK0ewsE0ovM

>>42683778
Well then.

JJ can do this. Its like sciense. A few genes here, a pinch of cinnamon there. All he has to do is to channel his father.

There wouldn't be any PCP to inject to our spine would there?

>>42683778
it was meant to be, are you the chosen one anon?

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>>42683778
MAXIMUM CAKE!

Rolled 55 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>42683778
Best cake ever. Nearly 100% crack and it still tastes like chocolate.

>>42683778
best cake ever

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>>42683778
Image not that related but goddamn

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>42683763
I was gonna suggest we watch a cooking show on fast forward and let our reflexes do the rest.

>>42683778
Puns give me rolling power.

>>42683778
Apparently love is the best ingredient.

>tfw JJ will never hijack the Thanos copter

its a bad feel

>>42683778
>Moon knight is watching through his security cameras.
>Khonsu starts bitching at moonie to get that cake for him.

>>42683889
>Moon Knight watching through cameras
>is more angry at JJ's recipe choice than anything.

>>42683926
>Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!!

Does he hate it, or love it?

Perhaps he wishes it was at least white chocolate so it could look like the moon if nothing else.

>>42683960
Vengeance is best served with whipped cream.

>>42683971
buttercreme is better than whipped icing

You decide that any changes you make to the recipe would undoubtedly be negative ones. Sticking to the letter of the law seems the best decision in this case. You’re sure Laura will appreciate the cold, mechanical precision about to be wrought into a cake form.

Assigning a buzzing Megan to general fetch-quest type duties, you go about baking your cake.

It goes pretty well.

It’s an art hours in the making, of course. You slave over this thing, recking and rechecking the instructions on your Moon Phone with the consistency of the truly obsessively compulsive. You nearly slip up with the eggs but your trusty JJ-sense intervenes to warn you of the yokesome danger to your delicious birthday offering, and the crisis is averted before it can truly kick off.

In the end, you have a cake. A cake precisely generic chocolate cake, so perfectly crafted that it can barely be told apart from the stock image attached with the instructions. You’ve even got the fancy wavy effect on the frosting down.

You slump back on one of the sofas, your faculties shutting down in the wake of a severe baking overload.

>Present Time: 21:22 PM

Megan crouches beside the counter, her eyes level with the surface, staring at your masterpiece.

“We should really taste it.” She licks her lips slowly. “Just in case.”

“No. No we shouldn’t.”

This is literally the perfect cake. You’re fairly certain that even one micron of change will be one micron in the wrong direction.

>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.
>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42683993
>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

>>42683993
>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

safehouse isn't safe from moony

>>42683993
>>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.
So how's it been?

>>42684026
>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

It's 21:22 PM
Meaning there's 3 hours and 38 minutes left of Laura's birthday.

Missing it would be embaressing.

>>42683993
>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

I refuse to let this perfectly generic cake be ruined.

>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow

>>42683993
>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.

Shes adorable

>>42683993
>>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.
It is time for us to transport the Cake. We can chat with Megan on the way.

>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.
Chill dog, Megan can port with the cake in a second(which could be used for some extra surprise factor) and JJ is a lean mean natural predator with top speed and natural flower perfume. Time is not an issue.

>>42683993
>>[ ] Relax, talk to Megan for a bit.

>>42683993
>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

>>42683993
Glorious cake. It's the bakening.

>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.
Take any and all messures to ensure the safety of the cake. Also Megan can have a slice once we cut it with Laura. She helped after all.

>>42683993
>[ ] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

We can talk with Megan along the way.

I wonder if Birthday threesome?

>[X] Go back to the station with your life’s utmost accomplishment in tow.

Writing.

>>42684182
[Spoiler] JJ, Peter and Moon Knight?

>inb4 encounter
>"Kind sir! My mother is dying and all she wants is to taste chocolate cake one last time."

>>42684266
Healing blood

>>42684266
>JJ eyebeams him

>THIS CAKE ISN'T FOR THE DEEAAAAD!

>>42684266
>"lolno."
>"B-But, sir, ple-"
>"SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!"

>>42684298
Now there is a cake ingredient people in ER would appreciate.

>>42684266
>>42684298
"Look kid, I can donate some blood, and as long as I can get my girlfriend there in time, your mom can have a piece."

>>42684298
>>42684365

No telling people our body can be grinded into viagra pillz. Especially Mystique disguised as little boy.

>>42684266
>Well kid, consider your mother invited to my girlfriend's birthday party.
>Not you though, fuck off.

On unrelated note, we should work out anti impersonator(Mistique, or space lizard guys) mutant routine to use for our friends, that have no super senses.

>>42684506
can Mystique perfectly replicate JJ's spidey tier ass?

There are precisely three hours and thirty-eight minutes until it is officially Laura’s birthday. Proper birthdays don’t really start until sunup, of course, but it seems wrong to miss even a bit of it. This will be the first birthday you’ll spend with her – and, to be honest, you don’t entirely know how many more you’ll be around for.

“Right.” Grunting, you heave yourself up. “Let’s get this thing back to the station.”

Closing up behind you, you head back to the Scar. Megan hums quietly all the way back – sounds like a show tune, or maybe one of those old songs everyone learns when they’re young, only to forget the name and origin later. About half an hour into the journey both of you remember that Megan is in fact a teleporter and divert into a nearby alley, vanishing in a flash of multicolored light.

You wonder what was happening with Megan when she first manifested to give her these particular powers. Was she watching My Little Equine or something?

You ask her, and it turns out she just came within an inch of riding into a car on her bike. She says it like it happens to everyone once in a while.

You guess some mutations just make zero sense.

“Want to stay the night?” You ask.

“Is that okay?” Wow, really, she’s asking now?

“Sure.”

“Yesss!”

She punches at air the air, declaring some kind of victory.

Okay.

The two of you trail in late. Megan actually teleports a little ahead, wrapping the cake up in one the plastic bags you carried your shopping in and stowing it away on a disused train compartment. Hopefully no-one will go rooting through there tonight.

Save Laura, the gang share a set of knowing glances with you.

All is prepared.

>Present Time: 22:25 PM

>[ ] Go to sleep, get up early tomorrow.
>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit.
>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.
>[ ] Write in.

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>>42684506

>>42684539
>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.
Noriko

about her scars, the offer still stands

>>42684539
inb4 her super-nose tells her what we have in store in the morning...

>>42684583
Yeah, sure, this sounds good

>>42684539
>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit.
>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.

Work out. Maybe teach Megan some martial arts.

>>42684545
Body warnings are too obvious

Make some code sentences that make no fucking sense, that works everytime

>>42684545
good thinking

everybody should get a tattoo of a unicorn making love to a Kiebler elf on the inside of their left butt cheek

>>42684539
>My Little Equine
Cruuuuussttyyy!

>[ ] Go to sleep, get up early tomorrow.

>>42684603
That's not actually entirely what pic related used

>>42684539
>>[ ] Talk with [insert] a while.
>Noriko

Offer healing, talk about anti impersonator procedures. Probably ask to show of mutation powers or something. Also some code for body control, mind manipulation and stuff.

>>42684539
Seconding
>>42684583

>>42684539
Offer to heal Noriko, then if we have time get swole

>>42684539
>>[ ] Tire yourself about a bit.
Gains? Gains.

>>42684636
>>42684603
I don't think JJ knows that Mystique is a shapeshifter. He just knows he had difficulty of smelling her.

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>>42684636
need covert comms?

why not HOBO SCRAWL
referencing pics in these posts...
>>42669159
>>42669180

>>42684539
>[ ] Write in.
Evening kung-fu practice with erryone.

>>42684665
We are talking general precautions. Its not specifically against mystique, there are plenty of body snatchers, and stuff same precautions work against. We almost got possessed a while back.

>>42684671

That'd be good for later, I think.

>>42684539

I don't mean to be annoying, but did JJ's strength get any better when he worked out a thread or two ago and over the time skip?

Or am I just too optimistic with that?

>>42684737
and the whole vampire incident too

>>42684539
These
>>42684583
>>42684600

>>42684539
>[ ] Talk with Gabby a while.
>[ ] Finish talking to her about our powers. Talk to her about how Kevin is doing.

>>42684738
We were skinny fuck before that and we could lift up to 3 tons(4 if we overdid it)

Now that we got swole i think we can do 5 ton while 6 when overdoing it

>>42684789

Right now we're at 3.5 tons comfortably, 4 tons if we push it, and 6 tons if we really overdo it.

>>42684789
I was a wimp before the X-gene. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So activate now, wimp!!

>>42684860

Charles Xavier-Atlas

>(1/2)

The remainder of the night passes uneventfully. You snack a little, picking at the remainders of a very sparse chicken stew, courtesy of Noriko’s increasingly competent cooking. While you eat, you remind her that the offer’s still open in regards to healing blood, and she says she’ll be okay with it… eventually. She just needs to get used to the idea of human blood in her food or whatever.

Apparently she has a bit of a problem with blood.

You make sure to do a bit of exercise before bed, which always makes Layla chuckle (you’ve gotten used to ignoring that), and eventually retire to your tent.

After a minute or two, Laura joins you, her fingers finding you in the dark, fumbling over your shoulders. She nestles in beside you in silence, her breath almost unbelievably loud against the silence of the tent, and for a moment you desperately want to tell her about tomorrow. You fold the urge up and stow it deep down inside, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and falling, ever so slowly, ever so softly, to sleep…

>>42684935
So, why did we leave our cake in a trash bin again? Someone's gonna take that shit and JJ's going to freak out.

>>42684935
>Apparently she has a bit of a problem with blood.

Pff

Wasn't she supposed to become a doctor before her X-gene activated?

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>>42684935
Wait for the right time

pls let the cake be okay

>>42684965
Asian parents.

>>42684965
>Just think it's Soylent Green

>>42685023

I know. Just found it kinda funny.

I just hope Megan doesn't eat the cake while we sleep. Or you know rats and cockroaches.

>>42685023
If JJ got Null Shadow, he'd become Silent Green.
It's a joke pls no powersperg yet

>>42684964
>>42685003
>>42685052
Cakefags just relax, it'll be alright

>>42685052
If someone eats that cake before the birthday people will have their legs broken

>>42685091
If JJ got Warp-Spasm, he'd become Violent Green

>(2/2)

The moon rides the waves at your feet, its distant form seeming to ebb and flow with every tiny ripple of your footsteps.

The empty architecture of the Scar glows under its light. Clogged with mangroves and long, loping vines, the old remains are silent and still as ever, no life or sound transgressing against the quiet of the place. The only movement is the gentle sway of the clear, cool waters beneath your feet, and the leviathan movements of the shadows that twist in the deep.

The bones upon your brow are heavy, as are those that chime against your shoulders. There is no wind, and yet they tap-tap-tap at one another nonetheless, as though possessed of their own tiny lives.

Something is out there, in the night, waiting. You can feel it in your claws.

>[ ] Go hunting.
>[ ] Wait in ambush.
>[ ] Explore the ruins.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42685146
>>[ ] Explore the ruins.

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>>42685146
>[ ] Wait in ambush.

>>42685146
>>[ ] Wait in ambush.

>>42684738
>but did JJ's strength get any better when he worked out a thread or two ago and over the time skip?

Yes.

>>42685146
>[ ] Go hunting.

proactive choices are usually the most interesting

>>42685146
>>[ ] Wait in ambush.

>>42685146
>[ ] Explore the ruins.

>>42685146
>[ ] Wait in ambush
Element of Surprise

>>42685173

Whoo!

How strong is he now? And please update the Pastebin to show that.

>[ ] Explore the ruins.

>>42685146
>[ ] Explore the ruins.

>>42685146
>[X] Go hunting.
Taking initiative.

>>42685146
>[ ] Wait in ambush.
They will not take the cake!

>>42685173
How mush better exacly?

>>42685146
>[ ] Wait in ambush.

>>42685146
>Wait in ambush.

>[ ] Wait in ambush.

For the cake!

>>42685146
>>[ ] Go hunting.

>>42685219
7 mush better.

>>42685146
>>[ ] Wait in ambush.
Those trees in whose dim shadow
The ghastly priest doth reign
The priest who slew the slayer,
And shall himself be slain.

>>42685124
Green Horny?

>>42685146
>>[ ] Explore the ruins.

>[X] Wait in ambush.

Writing.

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>>42685281

>>42685243
Tiger, Tiger burning bright,
in the forests of the night,
what immortal hand or eye,
could frame thy fearful symmetry

>>42685146
>"For the angel of death spread his wings upon the blast
>And breathed in the face of his foe as he passed
>And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill
>And their hearts but once heaved, and forever grew still."
>Take flight, swoop down on the target
>They will learn that swooping is bad.

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>>42685281

>>42685323

Is JJ really a mix between Pam and Alistair?

You will not be taken by surprise.

In this place reigns the king with bloodied hands, and around this place is erected no wall nor boundary, nor river, nor border of any kind. For his domain is the World, and banishment from his domain is banishment from all the bounties of what is.

Hefting your scepter-spear of bone, you crouch down amidst the mangroves, sharpening your senses and waiting, teeth bared. All things traverse these roads eventually, and you will be waiting. You don’t think of the nature of the traveler, only the trap into which he walks – you know that if he be Buddha, or Yahweh, or Allah, you will kill him, as though you had met him upon the road as an equal.

You wait. The night is still overhead, the stars refusing to burn out.

Eventually it stalks into vision – a shadow of shapes and glories, creeping laboriously through the concrete and the roots, its fingers drawing blood where they caress the world, eyes triplicate and burning like great furnaces.

>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.
>[ ] Pounce!
>[ ] Your courage fails you. Stay amidst the mangroves.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42685510
>[ ] Pounce!

>>42685510
>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.

The literate in me says I should know what you're all quoting, but I can't figure it out.

>>42685510
>[ ] Pounce!

>>42685510
>[ ] Pounce!

JJ is the ill intent.

>>42685510
>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.

>>42685510
>>[ ] Pounce!
Go for the eyes, JJ!

>>42685510
>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.

>>42685510
>Pounce!

>>42685510
>>[ ] Pounce!

>>42685510
>[ ] Pounce!
We didn't pick the stealth power set, we chose the hunter.

>>42685510
>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.

>>42685510
>[ ] Wait until it moves on, follow it.

>>42685510
>>[ ] Your courage fails you. Stay amidst the mangroves.

why would you attack someone whos insides have fire in them.

JJ is afraid of fire guys. This is not fight we want to fight, since we be scared shitless.

>>42685510
>Wait until it moves on, follow it.
just because we're a hobo doesn't mean we're a murderhobo.

>>42685576
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukn-IvXHiCw

>[X] Pounce!

Combat Check (yeah that's right).
>DC17
>+2 surprise mod

>[ ] Pounce!

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42685628
Yaweh and Allah are the same entity you dumb fuck!

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42685628

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42685628
Rolling

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42685628

get some

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>>42685609
>not attempting to overcome pyrophobia at every given opportunity
LOOK AT THIS PLEB

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42685628
big money no whammies.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

HAIL SATAN!

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42685628

>>42685642
NOICE!!

>>42685642
By the skin of your fucking teeth eh

>>42685642
Oy vey he knows shut it down.
Congratz on passing dc btw.

>>42685642
Just.

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I hope its not Laura

>>42685621
I still don't understand the fags who don't like him. This is his best incarnation since his origin story comic. (I forgot what it was called and lost my digital copy to boot, otherwise I'd recommend it.)

>>42685657
>not wanting to at least to try to be in character.

>>42685731
Does that pic has any context explaining why she's kicking babies?

>>42685752
Hes a bit autistic, cuts close to home for most

>>42685783
we are the character, you dumbshit. if we decide to man up, JJ decides to man up and try and overcome his fears.

jesus fuck, why do I have to explain the basic premise of roleplaying in every roleplaying thread I participate in?

>>42685510
>>[ ] Pounce!
Dah huntah spoots his preey. Crikey!

>>42685831
Because you assume /tg/ knows how to roleplay and doesn't just argue about 40shit.

>>42685862
Why does /tg/ like 40k so much?

I kinda liked it 5 years ago, then i noticed that it was gonna be grimdark shit 24/7 and now i avoid it like a plague cuz i'm sick of it

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>>42685789
he's a high-functioning autist. that's like way over at the other side of the spectrum.

>>42685908
People remember what it used to be like and just ignore games workshop being retarded.

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>>42685787
Cause babies suck

>>42685941

What would JJ's rap themed cover be?

Vagrant - Y'all cowards don't even smoke Jack

?

>>42685959
Considering Vagrant on its own is still a shit name
And he hates jack
That is a terrible theme name.

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>>42685959
Loves Doom impersonations and food.

>>42685983
>Considering Vagrant on its own is still a shit name

If it was then it wouldn't have won.

>>42685989
Much better choice than my idea.

But what would the alternate title be?

>>42686006
Mm x-points

>>42685463
>Pam
>Not Lord Byron
Bitch you don't quote the person who is quoting someone else.

>>42686006
Considering HMQ has blatant trolls, that is not an argument with any weight.

And its still a shit name -on its own-.

>>42685831
Because playing every character exactly the same, going for min maxing, and bending over for good karma, is way more role playing than acting as your character is defined as on your character sheet.
Like whats the point in even having character description, and motivations?

>>42686043

I do.

I just know the quote mainly from Pam's back.

>>42686046

I agree, it's just that I get kinda annoyed when people keep talking shit about it and I try to annoy them.

Clearly doesn't work, but I try.

>>42686046
The Vagrant kinda of makes it okay

Kinda...

>>42686049
>Like whats the point in even having character description, and motivations?

So the DM will let you play because he wants you to have them.

Mutant names are gay

>>42686064
>>42686068
Still say it should be amended to
The Mutant Vagrant
or changed. Flat names are sad when used seriously.

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heaven help us if JJ gets a hair cut and we have to vote on the style

>>42686148
Hitler Youth or bust.

The amount of time it's taking is making me think that something horrible is about to happen or that crusty is a kill.

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>(1/2)

You leap free from the mangroves, scepter-spear raised, blood flashing in your eyes like fire. There can be but one king in the forest.

The din of battle consumes the ruins. You wrestle against the weight of the shadow, against the stare of its vast, searing eyes. You set your horns of lapis lazuli against its mantle of ruby and gold – you snort and grapple and scream, and set yourselves against one another, the roots shaking in the waters beneath you, the concrete skeleton of the ruins swaying to the tempo of your brawl. You shift around its flanks, striking a lacerating blow with the bone of your spear, heedless of the blood that flows from your wounds.

Still it comes, murmuring its holy obscenities, the torrent of its jaws consuming the earth before it. It takes all your strength to match its ferocity.

You realize, slowly, that as your blood seeps like fire into the waters, the sounds of night are awakening – the chittering of insects and distant utterances of loping beasts. It rises to a crescendo, greater than your battle, enveloping it, until neither you nor the shadow of the sky can fight any longer, so great is the cry of almost-birth that wails in your ears.

And where the moon touches the water, you see it, sitting with its legs crossed upon a seat of stars, its form of brilliant white light. A six-armed bodhisattva of annihilation. It opens its mouth, and upon its tongue, the universe crouches.

>>42686148
That would mean cutting off the marriage braid thing he has with Laura.
Basically wouldn't happen.

>>42686186
The Queen is calling him for his services again.

>>42686192
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>42686143

I agree.

I also think we should use multiple names and let the other characters choose.

Like JJ is uncertain what he should be called.

>>42686192

Are you high right now, Crusty?

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>(2/2)

You awaken slowly, the bizarre reality of the dream slowly draining away.

For a moment, the figures of shadow and light continue to dance against the backdrop of the real world, before solid things take precedence – the fabric of your tent, the softness of the sleeping bag beneath you, the warmth of Laura’s breath.

You yawn quietly, shifting your arm so as to get a glimpse at the time.

>Present Time: 09:23 AM
>Hunger Level: 2

Today is a pretty important day.

>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>[ ] Snuggle more.
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42686228
>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

>>42686228
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

i wonder if Laura smelled the cake already?

>>42686228
CHECK ON THE CAKE

>>42686228
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>[ ] Snuggle more.

>>42686228
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

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>[ ] Breakfast in bed

>>42686228
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything's ready.

Think about it while getting shit done, if possible.

(Also the captcha had some weird image of a guy sitting wth his legs crossed and a bunch of spheres around him)

>>42686228
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy

>>42686228
shiva

>>42686228
>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.

>>42686225
Crusty doesn't do drugs he is drugs

Didn't we start with 4 points of hunger? I know we ate before going to sleep, but surely it wasn't that much.

>>42686228
>>[X] Snuggle more.

>>42686049
Not that I speak for everybody, but I don't suggest altruistic things for JJ for good karma, I just think JJ is a decent bloke despite his own insecurities and being a good guy when you have fucking nothing is interesting to me. JJ has more to lose by being an altruistic hobo

>>42686228
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

>>42686225
The hospital probably introduced the queen to some really kinky fetishes, and she demanded her right during tea time.

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>>42686283

SHIVA KAMINI SOMA KANDARKRAM

>>42686283
Have we betrayed shiva?

>[X] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>[X] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

Writing.

>>42686322
AFTER WE CHECK THE CAKE

>>42686228
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.

>>42686228
>>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

>>42686228
>>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

>>42686228
>>[ ] Snuggle more.
>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.

>>42686347
Hey Crusty. That was a really cool dream sequence. Just wanted to tell you that.

>>42686228
>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.

>>42686228
>>>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.
>>42686271
this, too.

>>42686228
>[ ] Sneak up, make sure everything’s ready.
>[ ] Think about that dream, man. That was trippy.

What the fuck are you guys doing?
>Writing.

>>42686271
That's not a bad looking JJ

>>42686457
>What the fuck are you guys doing?

I'm Questing, Home-brewing, and Engraving a new set of Brass Tags for my Dog

ALL AT ONCE

>>42686457
Procrastinating with some job offers, planning to fix my bike, questing, worrying about a family member who is being sent to a mental institution, and I'm going to make a run to the store soon. How are you, anon?

That was an… odd… dream.

You strain silently for a moment, trying to scrounge together the finer details. The inconsequential things – the play of the moon on the water, the taste of the night, the smell of loam – are easily apprehended, but everything else of wayward and changeable, slipping further and further away as wakefulness settles in fully.

You remember, though, that you weren’t exactly afraid of the figure you saw at the end. Instead, there was a different kind of feeling… a great, crushing loneliness. An absence of life that permeated its image, and a sudden want to live and be and feel all you can.

You can still sorta feel it now.

Putting it out of your mind, you ease your way up, making sure not to wake the birthday girl. You sneak out of the tent, and find the other sitting nearby the pile of rags and blackened wood where the fire burns every night. Megan seems to have gotten the cake, which sits between them – kept, you notice, as far as possible from Layla. Party hats have been distributed, though somewhat unevenly, Layla monopolizing four of them for herselves.

“Everything cool?” Says Noriko, her voice barely above a whisper.

You offer her a thumbs up.

Everything is totally cool.

>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up.
>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.
>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42686549
>[ ] Make sure perfect-cake is perfect.
>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

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>>42686491
>>42686523
Damn it. I was referring to the seven votes posted after voting ended.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent
(MILD SEXY TEASING TO WAKE HER UP)
>and then carry her out.

>>42686549
>>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

>>42686549
>>[ ] Make sure perfect-cake is perfect.

Check the stuff.

>>42686590
"ask a silly question..."

>>42686523
>worrying about a family member who is being sent to a mental institution,
depending on the quality this isn't so bad, my mom came back a better person(s); worry less, it'll do them no good.

>>42686549
>[ ] Get back into the tent and carry her out.
While being romantic as fuck

>>42686549
>[X] Wait for Laura to get up.
Just chill till then.

>>42686549
>>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up.
It's her birthday. Let her have a lie in.

>[X] Get back into the tent and convince her out.

Writing.

>>42686590
You know how things are with moo2 and we get trolls every once in a while, anon. Just like to them next time.

>>42686651
They're not well. Maybe it'll be like that. Probably should narrow my Things To Do Today down to 3-4 things, though.

Neither pudding nor unusually slanted cakes are ice cream, Captcha.

We should grow some roses for next time.

>>42686763
Yea we should grow some blood plans around the base.

>>42686763
>>42686786

Roses and weed

>>42686735
link to them, fuck I need sleep.

>>42686704
>convince
With a kiss?

>>42686549
>>[ ] Wait for Laura to get up

>>42686704
Convince her romantically Crusty, and don't fuck up!

>>42686763
There may still be time for that; the day is young. Depends on how fast our blood can make flowers grow.

Considering this is her birthday party, we could invite people that are technically her friends to eat the cake.

>>42687009
why? family's all there already.

it's all you need.

>>42687009
Well that IS why Megan is still around. I imagine some of the other Corsairs will show up sometime.

>>42687009
Pfft, as if they deserve our ultra-cake.

Kimura better show up to the party.

>>42687079
Should we send invites?

>(1/2)

You check your perfect cake, and, finding it still perfect, crawl back into your tent.

Laura is awake – you can tell – but her eyes are shut, her breath coaxing her chest up and down in slow, quiet heaves. Leaning over her, you feel a mischievous urge tug at your heart, and place a kiss upon her neck. She shifts lazily, her breath catching slightly in her chest, and you press deeper, you lips plucking insistently at her flesh. She lets you continue a while, squirming around your kisses, before finally opening her eyes.

The way she looks at you makes you want to forget the whole birthday thing.

Fighting back the urge to keep going, you pull away, unable to prevent your excitement from showing through in the shape of a big, probably very goofy smile.

“Hey.”

She blinks, and you believe you detect a slight hint of annoyance at the sudden stop.

Taking her hand, you tug gently.

“Come on.” Grin is reaching maximum goof at this point. “I’ve got something to show you.”

Her brow pinches in curiosity and, a little hesitantly, she gets up, letting you lead her out.

She nearly jumps out of her skin at the sound of several party horns sounding at once.

“Surprise!”

The gang, plus Megan, sit in a vague semi-circle around her cake, which has been bedecked with sixteen little candles (you thought someone else should handle that…). Kevin is holding up a large piece of paper, blank save for the word ‘Surprise!’ penned in flowery red ink.

Laura stares for a moment in silence, the breath still in her chest. You squeeze her hand.

“Happy Birthday, Laura.”

>>42687112
Yes, we can have them delivered by Huginn and Muninn.

>>42687130
Surprise!

Incoming tears.

>>42687130
>Kevin is holding up a large piece of paper, blank save for the word ‘Surprise!’ penned in flowery red ink.
Speaking of Kevin, did we ever figure out if he's capable of written language?

>>42687178
or a total freak out because>>42687079 or because Kimura made her last "surprise birthday party" something so awful and horrible...

her birthday present is as many times as she wants it, anywhere she wants it

>>42687178
Awkwardness Inbound.

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>>42687229

>>42687210
Then our surprise for Kimura will be Photo-boosted eyebeams till she's in space.

>>42687229
Is this the night where we teach her the joys of anal sex?

The trigger scent is burning birthday candles

>>42687270
Pls no.

I worry Crusty won't survive the lewd.

>>42687270
why would you want to murder Crusty?

that said, I too am interested...

>>42687273
another possibility...

>>42687270
word of Crusty says she isn't into butt stuff

>>42687270
We should really hurry and get JJ a tail so he can use both holes.

>>42687312
>>42687301
I don't buy it, I smell antismut fags hiding behind that excuse. Crusty will be fine if he decides to write smut

>>42687324
>tail
>not a hemipenis

>>42687324
You fuckers are into the kinkiest shit...

I love it.

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>>42687229

>>42687342
Nah, I love smut. I'm actually just against it here because the last thread was cut short, and don't want plot to delay twice in a row.

>>42687324
>>42687345

the zero cost alternative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

>>42687342
He almost died doing smut for us last time.

>>42687321
Yet.

>>42687370
nigga this is plot, we're going to get a dramatic reveal and then bone each other on top of the cake

>>42687385
that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>42687385
dude he does smut frequently on Star Wars Errant, he's fine. It's just hard for him to write good smut, that shit takes time

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Does Laura get heart pupils during sex? If not, we need to git gud.

>>42687442
>Heart Pupils

I don't care what fuck you fuck you faggots say about me, that shit is always going to be my fetish and pray to god we get good enough to make Laura get some.

>>42687442
P sure she does every time we make out heavily with her. She seems to really get into it.

is the next update lewd?

CJ's ass finally decided to eat his hand didn't it?

Laura is kill

>>42687503
>We trigger scent Laura
Everyone is kill

>>42687529
>trigger scent

>modified slightly

>she now is in unquenchable arousal

You know what to do, JJ.

>(2/3)

The giving of gifts is a little awkward.

Unaccustomed to the whole ritual, Laura sits beside you in a slight state of shock, regarding each gift with a particular brand of tentative, almost disbelieving, curiosity, as though expecting the majority of them to drain away between her fingers before she can open them. Noriko and Kevin pitched in for a pair of extremely big boots – the kind, Noriko comments, you can really smoosh a dude into the dirt with. Layla, stating that she knows Laura is into ‘that gothy stuff’, has gotten her a bundle of assorted bracelets studded with various degrees of heavy metal adornment, also paid for in part by Lucas. Gaby, you’re surprised to find, has managed to get her hands on a copy of something called ‘The Satanic Verses’ (what). She says she loved it when she first read it, and she couldn’t really think of anything else.

Laura receives them all with an air of awkward formality. She’s fixing on her new bracelets when you unearth your gifts from the depths of your jacket.

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>>42687529
>Trigger Scent is double chocolate
We should've known.

>(3/3)

She takes them from you in silence (you can’t help but notice that everyone else has gone sorta quiet, too), pausing for a moment, as though weighing them somehow. She glances up at you, a strange sort of dizziness in her eyes, and you nod back.

Slowly, carefully, she unwraps them.

The gloves are first. You hear her breath shift as they slowly appear through the wrapping paper, her fingertips feeling at the cool, dark leather, almost like she’s trying to press the sensation of them under her skin. She’s just as quiet when she unpacks the choker, inspecting it with wide eyes, before shooting you an embarrassed glance and holding it up to her wrist experimentally.

“Ah, uh, no – it, it goes around…” Leaning over, you guide her hands up to her neck, helping her fasten it in place. “…Like that.”

She feels at the drop of amethyst that presses against the base of her neck, fingers barely brushing at it, as though hardly able to grasp its presence.

Her eyelids fall just very slightly and she smiles, a hint of pink playing at her cheeks.

“…Thank you.”

>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42687622
>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
Then recover
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.

>>42687622
>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

>>42687622
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

">[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England."
No JJ, don't sell your soul.

>>42687622
>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
WELL NOW

>>42687575
...those claws are longer than her forearm.

>>42687622
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.

Sounds about right.

>>42687622
>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!


>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
i laughed

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
Maybe just a kiss on the cheek?

>>42687622
[ ] Push her over and take here right there infront of everyone!

>>42687622
>[X] Have a small heart attack.
>[X] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>[X] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.

>>42687622
>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
we are become JJ thatcher, destroyer of worlds

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
Lewds can wait after the party.

>>42687622
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.

>>42687622
>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
Would we still be a hobo?

>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.

>>42687622
>>[X] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.

topkek

>>42687622
>>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
Absolutely haram.

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

Then

>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.

And

>[ ] Excuse me everyone but Laura and I must go elsewhere right now.

If she wants.

>>42687622
>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

>>42687622
>>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
Too cute. Lethal, that is.

I have to ask, though:
>Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
This is the third time somebody's brought up the topic of pig-fucking prime ministers to me in the past three days. Did something happen recently that I missed?

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a hueg heart attack.

>>42687718
>Would we still be a hobo?
Obviously.

>>42687622
>[ ] Have a small heart attack.
>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!

>>42687622
>>[ ] You must kiss the girl now.
>>[ ] Hey you've still gotta blow out the candles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ6mG__ZqU

>>42687739
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html

>>42687622
>[ ] Stick your cock in a dead pig, become Prime Minister of England.
>[ ] Have a small heart attack
In that order.

>>42687739
>Did something happen recently that I missed?

DID IT EVER

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html

>>42687739
Just Google it, nigga.