>>42633128
Hanto gathers up the body parts and head of Makoto, and puts them into a sack. Everyone is quiet and stiff, still recovering from the adrenaline of battle. Hanto jumps onto one of the horses, and ties the bag of Makoto to it's side. He turns to everyone and starts to speak. "Seeing as we're without transportation at the moment, me and Yosuke are going to advance to the Hidden Cloud ourselves and deliver Makoto. Mirai will bring everyone else back to the village, where you can all report on what happened. If you go now you should make it by morning. I know it's going to be a long trek for everyone, but there is some critical information that needs to be delivered. Mirai, I trust you're fully aware of the situation. What this entails."

The younger Jounin nods, looking grim. "Of course. Makoto has likely been in the land of Fire since he left the Cloud. This explains how he's been getting all of this information. Planting agents. Making plans. We'll let the Seventh know."

She turns to everyone, and smiles. "Amazing job, everyone. You've outdone yourselves time and time again."

Yosuke approaches the Genin, and goes around shaking everyone's hand and giving his goodbyes. When he comes up to you, he grips your hand tightly, and pulls you in closer. You get a good look at his eyes, and there's a deep intensity there behind mask of playfulness. Yosuke smiles. "Takeshi, will I be seeing you at the Chunin exams?"

You blink. "I'm not sure. That's up to my sensei. I've only very recently graduated, I haven't been on very many missions."

Hanto, from his horse, chuckles. "Yet you've already completed a B rank mission. Yes, Yosuke. My whole squad will be participating in the Chunin exams. Unless, you all have any objections to that?"

>>42633165
Everyone arrives at the gates of the Leaf village in the early morning, and says their goodbyes. Mirai says that she'll handle the report and make sure everyone's payments are delivered, and all of the exhausted Genin head home. You open the door to your apartment and find your bro asleep, and you immediately jump into bed and pass out. You sleep until the very next morning, in fact. Making a twenty four hour trip with no sleep, and two combat encounters can be fairly draining for a twelve year old.

When you wake up, it's about nine in the morning. You don't have anything to do today. You get shower, get dressed, and enjoy a big breakfast that you cook yourself, leaving some for your brother. When you go to leave, there's an envelope sitting in front of your door. You open it up and find that it's your payment for the mission, and a sizable one at that. You tuck the money away, and now have roughly 25,000 Ryo. You know for a fact that no Genin would normally have this much cash, but the way your sensei has been picking missions always seems to be focused around getting the most money possible. You chuckle as you exit the door, and stretch in the morning sunlight. You have the entire Leaf village to yourself. Where will you go?

>A.Go to the town center.
>B.Go to the market.
>C.Go to the training field.
>D.Go to the Academy and study.
>E.Visit the Hokage Monument.
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
>G.Go to the Flower Shop
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42633192
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
ayy gurl u want sum fuk

>>42633192
>>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42633192
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42633192
Seek out the Hokage

>>42633192
>>42633333
this

>>42633192
>>42633333
This. I believe we were promised a jutsu.

>>42633128
>"Takeshi, will I be seeing you at the Chunin exams?"
Oh shit, bro/rival get?
>>42633192
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.
See if we can get any recommendations from Auntie Tenten on a good weapon to compliment our style.

>>42633192
Can we visit bro? Ask his advice on the chuunin exams?

>>42633333
oh woops, forgot to change E to just visit the Hokage.

also nice get

>>42633192
>G.Go to the Flower Shop
Let's get that Paralytic poison!

>>42633364
You'll be seeing him later tonight for sure.

>>42633192
>>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
Let's get the book first then go see naruto

>>42633192
>>E.Visit the Hokage Monument.

>>42633192
>G.Go to the Flower Shop

>>42633333
>>42633192
This

>>42633192
>E.Visit the Hokage

I'm sure he knows Himawari is safe since we got back yesterday, but it's always good to report back with what happened when someone gives you a job/asks for a favor

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Time for the best quest on /tg/ with the best girls that have the best genes

Seriously, Hyuga genes are powerful, I can't decide between Himawari and Mari.

Guess we have time either way, probably won't get to waifu anything until some sort of time so

First thing's first, you're going to see the Hokage. He offered to teach you a jutsu as a reward for keeping his daughter safe, and with the upcoming Chunin exams, you intend to follow through on that. You make your way to the Hokage monument and proceed inside, making your way up to Naruto's office. When you enter, he's working through a stack of paperwork, obviously bored to death. You knock on the doorframe to announce your presence.

"Lord Hokage?"

Naruto's eyes flick upwards, and they brighten. He smiles and motions for you to come in. "Hey, Takeshi. I heard from Mirai that your mission went very well, despite a certain complication. Trust me, I know how things like that can go. From what I understand, you also did good on your promise."

Naruto stands up, and makes his way over to you. He reaches out and grasps your hand, and shakes it roughly. "You saved Himawari. I'll never be able to repay you for that. I'm guessing that you came here for that jutsu I promised you, huh?"

You nod. "That's right. The Chunin exams are coming up soon, and I want to use today well. I figured what's better than a lesson from the Hokage?"

Naruto laughs boisterously, and puts his hands on his hips. "Smart! Well, normally I'd jump at the chance to teach you, but.."

He turns, and looks at the stack of paperwork on his desk. You're not sure, but you think you saw Naruto shudder. He turns back to you. "Forget it! I can make time! Now, Takeshi, what sort of Jutsu would you like to learn? Just give me an idea and I'll tell you what I know."

>A. Offensive Ninjutsu
>B. Defensive Ninjutsu
>C. Utility Ninjutsu
>D. Genjutsu
>E. Taijutsu
>F. Write-in

>>42633771
>B. Defensive Ninjutsu
We lack the ability to tank hits or not get hit should our illusions fail

>>42633771
>C. Utility Ninjutsu

>>42633771
What do you suggest Hokage?

>>42633771
>B. Defensive Ninjutsu

>>42633771
>F. Write-in
"Sh-shadow clones?"

>>42633771
>>C. Utility Ninjutsu
Also we need to find out our chakra nature

>>42633771
>Sexy jutsu!

>>42633771
>C

>>42633718
I gotta go with Himawari.
It's at least partially due to the willingness to say "fuck that" to the Hyuugas' whole "purity of unarmed combat" thing.
>>42633771
>C. Utility Ninjutsu
We shall be the master of utility.

>>42633771
>C. Utility Ninjutsu

>>42633863
Sexy jutsu is just a transformation, you can already do it

>>42633771
>>C. Utility Ninjutsu
please for the love of god let this be shadow clones

>>42633771
>C. Utility Ninjutsu

>>42633948
>Shadow Clones
>Not having Fuck you levels of Chakra
We'd be better off without them.

>>42633887
>>42633718
http://m.imgur.com/a/gc6Cc


>REMINDER

>>42633976
Eh considering thaty you know everything they know don't remember if GAINS are apart of that when they disappear even one is valuable as shit

>>42634048
We do learn as they learn, but at our chakra we'd pop out 2-3 and be drained. completely useless for combat, and those fuckers pop super easily.

>>42634114
Yeah I know that's why I said one

Hell it could be a training tech we pop one out every few hours go do shit while he does shit rinse repeat etc etc

>>42634175
Depends on how much chakra it burns.

>>42634015
Holy shit that's amazing.

>>42633128
>Boruto
So'it's a crossover between Naruto and Borat?

>>42634209
Boruto is Naruto's Son.

You think for a few moments on what you could best utilize. Something more general, for utility. Instead of focusing on offense or defense you prefer the idea of something useful out of combat, or as a supplement to combat itself. Naruto brings a finger to his chin and seems to think for a short while, probably organizing the Jutsu he knows.

Suddenly, he starts. "Well, there are a few different techniques I know like that. The first one is my trademark Shadow Clone Jutsu, but, it's really hard to learn. You have to have a lot of chakra to use it effectively, and I was only able to learn it as a kid because of the Nine Tails. Then there's the Oil Bomb jutsu, which is a bit simpler. It lets you spit oil in order to supplement a fire technique, or create a slippery surface to trip up opponents. Then there's the Torpedo Needle jutsu, which lets you hide needles in the ground, and make them pop up whenever you want to trap someone. Oh, and one of my favorites! The Shadow Shuriken technique. It's simple, but it can be very effective. I can teach you how to hide a weapon in the shadow of another weapon, for a sneak attack. If you don't know it, I can also teach you the Body Flicker technique. It lets you dash very quickly in a straight line, and can be useful in dodging or attacking. What do you think?

>A. Shadow Clone Jutsu
>B. Oil Bomb Jutsu
>C. Torpedo Needle Jutsu
>D. Shadow Shuriken Jutsu
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu

>>42634332
>D. Shadow Shuriken Jutsu
or
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu
Elemental clones are far easier to learn and less stress on the body.

>>42634332
>B. Oil Bomb Jutsu
Sounds really useful to me.

>>42634332
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu

>>42634332
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>42634332
>Clone - 1
>Flick - 2

So how was the fourth and second hokages movement techniques different again?

>>42634332
>>A. Shadow Clone Jutsu
i just have to its so damn verstile i know we can make the hundreds the Naruto can be even if its only one or two we can still get a lot done with it

>>42634332
>>E. Body Flicker Jutsu
Too good

>>42634447
the fourth was better at it and based his entire style around it as opposed to the second who used a lot of water

Reminder that the eugenics meme doesn't make sense because Neji had far better genes than Hinata and they let him die. Any Eugenecist worth his salt knows Primogeniture is complete trash

>>42634467
>i know we can
cant*

>>42634332
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu

>>42634332
>E. Body Flicker Jutsu


>>42634482
Neji couldn't have kids with Naruto or Saskue.

>>42634447
The Body Flicker isn't even remotely similar to the Flying Thunder God.

Flying Thunder God is literal teleportation using seals. Body Flicker is just a short range, high speed dash.

Can we hook up with hanabi instead of any of these other girls?

>>42634513
So is there a chance for us to improve the technique later on to at least get it close to Flying Thunder God?

>>42634511
He could've married a descendant later. Lads are viable marriage partners until they're 35, Women beging to decline at 19
t. The Romans

>>42634482
>Neji had far better genes than Hinata and they let him die
Two things:
Neji had kind of a thing going with Tenten, who's a lowly commoner with no special genes, meaning his kids would have been detrimental to the plan.
Hinata was more valuable to the plan long-term because she could get those sweet, sweet Uzumaki genes into the line.

>>42634548
She would be way older than us, if not married too by now.

>>42634550
No. The flying thunder god is a completely different kind of jutsu.

>>42634548
Hanabi is a Jounin now

>>42634476
>>42634513
Sick

How do we get it

>>42634638
I think the technique died with the fouth

>>42634655
no he taught it to like 3 people who used it to teleport the mist kage to fight madra uchiha

>>42634638
Super high level sealing jutsu, and sealing jutsu are their own subclass of ninjutsu like medical jutsu that you'd have to learn. You wouldn't be able to learn it until way later.

>>42634655
It's attainable

>>42634638
By being the Forth Hokage.

>>42634598

Does she have a daughter at least?

>>42634687
That doesnt change that it's one of THE most advanced jutsus, is a Seal techniques, which are notoriously rare and difficult in the series, and that it's almost undoubtedly secret.
Besides, no reason to bite the style of the fourth, we should learn something more befitting of the style were building to.

>>42634638
Git Gud at summoning and chakra control for starters

>>42634772
Can't think of a single style that Teleporting doesn't support

Even puppet masters would be enhanced with it

So learning this jutsu will probably take the test of the day.

If Himawari skies up at the end to say hi to Naruto we should ask her to get some ice cream and say it's to thank her for helping us out on the mission

>>42634821
Hell even Sasuke does it

>>42634869
Skies? No, I meant shows.

If she shows up

>>42634869
I wouldn't be opposed to it. She's cute as shit.

>mfw Takeshi becomes the playboy of this generation

>>42634382
>>42634415
>>42634440
>>42634447
>>42634473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeyNVms7jw

"I'd like to learn the Body Flicker Jutsu. It sounds like it could be super useful."

Naruto smiles. "That's right. It's a fairly low level Jutsu, but mastering it could mean the difference between life or death in the future. The concept of it is simple. Focus Chakra in your feet to propel yourself in any direction. Uh, you have learned the Tree Walking Jutsu, right?"

You nod. "I learned it not too long ago."

Naruto nods. "Good. Then this should be easy, since you've already developed your chakra control enough. I don't know if this happened to you while training, but if you focused too much chakra at the bottom of your feet when you tried to walk, what happened?"

You think for a moment, and remember. "The bark exploded."

Naruto starts to walk to the other end of the room. "That's right. The principle here is just that. Using Chakra to explode forward! Here's a demonstration."

Naruto inhales for just a second, and he takes a single step forward. Suddenly he's directly beside you again, in less than the blink of an eye. You didn't even hear him move. He looks down at you. "It won't be quite that fast or effective until you completely master it, learning to do it on reaction with minimal noise is the goal. The secret to not destroying the floor when you launch off, is to take a single step in the direction that you want to go. Your feet will burst with chakra and propel you forward, using the angle of your heel to push off. If you remain flat footed, you'll go straight up in the air, and probably damage whatever you're standing on. Why don't we go outside and practice?"

>>42635013


You both go up to the top of the building, and start to train. It takes you some effort, but it's not long before your dashing all over the rooftop. You're nowhere near as fast or quiet as Naruto. In fact, the technique is a bit noisy.

You think that you mostly have it down, and you approach a napping Naruto. You shake his shoulder and he snaps awake. "Huh!? Wha?! Did you get it?"

You nod. "I think so. It takes me a second to prepare, since this jutsu doesn't use handseals. That and it's pretty loud."

Naruto smiles. "That reminds me. It's good to try and use leaves or smoke to obscure your movement, when using this technique."

The Hokage stands up, and stretches. "Thanks for giving me an excuse to-, I mean, I'm glad I could help, Takeshi. I've gotta go catch up on some work before a lot of people get really mad at me. I'll see you later!"

You wave goodbye, and Naruto vanishes in a puff of smoke. You realize that it was a Shadow Clone this whole time!

Where is the real Naruto, then?

Doesn't seem like you'll get an answer. Either way, you've learned the Body Flicker technique! Where to go now?


>A.Go to the town center.
>B.Go to the market.
>C.Go to the training field.
>D.Go to the Academy and study.
>E. Go home and see if your brother is there.
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
>G.Go to the Flower Shop
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42635051
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42635051
>C

Do people still call him the Orange Spark?

>>42635051
>>C.Go to the training field.
Run up and down tress for chakra control and speed training.

>>42635051
>>C.Go to the training field.

>>42635051
>G.Go to the Flower Shop
Need that Paralyzing poison for non-lethal takedown

>>42635051
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42635051
>C.Go to the training field.
Start using the body flicker to get there, gotta use every chance to practice and master it before the Chunin exams.

>>42635148
it only moves you like ten meters. you'd pass out before you got half way there.

>>42635165
Glorious leg day training + Glorious stamina training

I see nothing wrong with this

>>42635051
>>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
Can we get the book now?

>>42635204
Except for wasting an entire day because you passed out. This is the last day you have to prepare before the exams. You would get no benefit from that.

>>42635235
So you're saying it would be...reckless?

>>42635235
>This is the last day you have to prepare before the exams
Wow it really was soon. Didn't think it was that soon though.

>>42635235
>>42635256
There goes that kid, teleporting all over the place again. How reckless. He should think more long.term.

>>42635093
He got called that like once during the war

>>42635294
Well, hanto said that it would be in a couple of days, yesterday. So tomorrow.

>>42635051
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42635323
So then it might be a good idea to go and visit Sarada to get that book then, since one of the test area's is the forest of death. Won't hurt to improve our medical jutsu.

We really need that medical ninjutsu guys

>>42635377
Not sure that less than a day is enough time to get the most out of the book though.

>>42635377
>>42635431
We need much better Chakra control to do anything medical wise according to Mini.

>>42635377
That girl on our team probably knows enough to get us through safely.

>>42635441
There were two jutsu that you had time to read about the last time you looked at the book, although you didn't have time to learn them then.

PEOPLE WANTED TO GET SHADOW CLONE FOR UTILITY.

We are not Naruto so fuck using them for combat. But you know what? We can have one clone study from books while we train physically, then dismiss the clone and get its knowledge. I am sure we could at least maintain ONE clone.

>>42635467
We could always read the book while tree walking. After all Ninja's are capable of doing a variety of other things while sticking to walls. Then can even stand on the ceiling while watching a movie.

>>42635483
Get Water Clones. They're way more badass.

>>42635051
>C.Go to the training field.

Pick up Ai and Kichiro on the way. We need to be able to coordinate better than we already do if we want to get through this.

>>42635474
>Apparently it involves learning both the standard healing technique, as well as the Chakra Scalpel Jutsu, and a poison extraction technique.
So which ones where we close to learning or can learn if we go back?

>>42635051
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42635483
thats why i wanted it we could study and train at the same time

>>42635506
As long as we get their memories, then I agree wholeheartedly, since we could do more as they are less chakra intensive and I believe they can withstand more abuse... Can they?

>In b4 laser clones.

>>42635506
Depends. We'll need to have a water type nature, or a nature that has access to it.

>>42635506
Shadow clones specifically allow the transmission of thoughts and memories and experiences and sage chakra to apparently

>>42635525
You don't know where they live

>>42635051
>C.Go to the training field.

>>42635051
>D.Go to the Academy and study.

>>42635565
No, but they cost less and only need water to be made. A simple mist jutsu makes creating them piss simple.

>>42635587
Alright, we'll ask Hanto where they live.

I feel as if our team isn't really a team. Sure we work together on missions, but we haven't really bonded.

>>42635474
Mini, are shadow clones the only clones that allow for user to receive their memories, or it works with other clones too?

>>42635633
Hanto is currently at the Cloud village. You don't know where he lives either.

And yeah your group is sort of anti-social.

>>42635636
Only Shadow Clones.

>>42635607
Well, that is the thing. People didn't want shadow clones for combat.

They wanted to at least be able to create ONE shadow clone so that we can essentially double our training. Triple it, when we can maintain two clones. Since they can learn the mental stuff, read books, etc, while we train physically.

>>42635597
You know, I wonder if it would be viable to look up what sort of wildlife is in the forest of death. Both animal or plants. That way we could know if there are things that are poisonous or not. Maybe go and buy grab common anti-venom if there is.

>>42635686
We'd be training with our Chakra depleted. Sounds intense.

>>42635706
What's in the forest of death is kept secret. Although having information in general about plants or animals is a good idea.

Now that everyone's had a little more time to think things through we'll do a revote.

>A. Go to the training field.
>B. Go to the special weapons shop
>C. Go to the flower shop
>D. Go to the Academy and study
>E. Go to Sarada's house

>>42635733
Obviously we don't make them for chakra related training, unless it leaves enough of our chakra for it. I mean, we spent one whole day training how to throw senbon, that does not use much chakra, no?

>Captcha tells me to choose pics with oranges.
>It thinks lemons are oranges and didn't want me to go until I picked them

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

>>42635793
>E. Go to Sarada's house

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study
I still think we should get Paralyzing poison from flower shop though.

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

Any info or jutsu we can dig up would be useful.

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

>>42635793
>>D. Go to the Academy and study
>>E. Go to Sarada's house
Whichever has the medical book

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study
Finds some cool new jutsus

>>42635793
>>D. Go to the Academy and study

Guys, we still need to learn the senbon bell jutsu. You know, the one that the hidden sound village ninja used in the series?

It could give us just the edge we need in the chuunin exam prelims!

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

Didn't Sarada say that she would contact us when she wants to study again?

>>42635997
Yeah, but pestering her is totally effective too

>>42635793
>D. Go to the Academy and study

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>>42636016
>Sarada's face after we pester her into studying with us enough times, but suddenly stop

You decide to the head to the Academy, and continue your training. You're sure that your team is hard at work as well, and you don't wish to waste any time. You make your way into the library, finding it mostly empty, and begin to browse. All around you are books on different subjects.

You also return the book on Genjutsu that you had, although you can still look at it if you wish, here.

What do you want to read about?

>A. Book on Elemental Natures.
>B. Book on Flora and Fauna
>C. Book on Genjutsu
>D. Book on Taijutsu methods.

>>42636231
>>B. Book on Flora and Fauna

>>42636231
>B. Book on Flora and Fauna

>>42636231
>A.Book on Elemental Natures

>>42636231
>C. Book on Genjutsu

>>42636231
>B. Book on Flora and Fauna

>>42636231
>>A. Book on Elemental Natures.

>>42636231
>C. Book on Genjutsu

>>42636231
>B. Book on Flora and Fauna

>>42636231
>C. Book on Genjutsu

>>42636231
>A. Book on Elemental Natures.

We need this guys.

>>42636231
>A. Book on Elemental Natures

>A, Book on Elemental Natures

We need to up our reflexes so that it's as if we nearly stop time...

Or actually get a ninjutsu that stops time the same way our brain thinks so fast(our discussions here) that the time stops.

HOW LONG CAN YOU MOVE WITHIN THE FROZEN TIME, BORUTO?

>>42636231
>>A. Book on Elemental Natures

>>42636404
I don't think any level of ninjutsu can actually alter time.

Maybe something like Itachi's genjutsu?

>>42636231
>>C. Book on Genjutsu

>>42636231
>A. Book on Elemental Natures

It's always a good thing to spec into

>>42636432
Or a combined paralysis/telekinesis/wind manipulation(for keeping objects in place) combined with genjutsu.

When we want someone to see us move within the "frozen time" we just drop the genjutsu that keeps them from noticing anything during our "frozen time" period. Then we PRETEND we are furious that they can see us... We make the person think they won against us and that they are the only ones who can do anything in the "frozen time" and we run. So that we can troll that guy later.

>>42636231
>A. Book on Elemental Natures.

>>42636231
>C. Book on Genjutsu

>>42636532
So... Some bullshit trolling based on the final battle of Stardust Crusaders?

Nah, let's learn to make a sensor web using strings attached to senbon.

>>42636586
But how long can YOU move within the frozen time, BORUTO?!

>>42636631
Long enough to ORAORAORA us with shadow clones.

>>42636711
... how DOES boruto fight?

>>42636711
We can Checkmate him with a shitload of senbon, though.

>>42636763
Remember Naruto?

Think Naruto, but without the ninetails.

I think.

>>42636404
I am not getting this reference...

>>42636763
>>42636711

We need to learn seals and store a Road Roller in them.

Then we either throw it or use it as Kawarimi. We can always even just go above a person, unseal the road roller and it falls onto them.

>>42636776
We still don't have a way to launch senbons from different directions. We're far from being able to checkmate Boruto.

>>42636797
JoJo's bizarre adventure.

>>42636763
>>42636784

It's more like Shikamaru and Naruto fused together, without the ninetails.

>>42636784
So basically like Naruto except he doesn't have the Ninetails as a convenient excuse for all the bullshit he does.

>>42636818
Ah, but we know a name of a technique that does that in a way.

The Torpedo Needle technique that Naruto wanted to teach us. Maybe someone else knows it or such?

>>42636263
>>42636292
>>42636354
>>42636360
>>42636404
You begin to read the book on Elemental Natures, having grown curious after seeing other Genin with the ability to use them. You remember your sensei mentioning something about it being rather uncommon, but it seems that all sorts know how to use it. You begin to absorb the first few chapters of the book. Apparently Elemental Natures are the process of changing the very nature of your chakra. There are five basic chakra natures, which are the foundation of all elemental ninjutsu. Wind, Water, Earth, Fire and Lightning. Each individual also has a natural affinity to an Element, which denotes that element as being easier to learn. There is apparently a special type of paper used to discover what sort of elemental affinity a shinobi has, and it's available for purchase where ever shinob equipment is sold.

You review the five basic elements, and memorize the strengths and weaknesses of each.

It's now early in the afternoon. What do you want to do?

>A.Go home
>B.Go to the special weapons shop
>C.Go to the flower shop
>D.Go to Sarada's house
>E.Go home and see if your brother is there.
>F.Write-in

>>42636921
>D.Go to Sarada's house
Get that book, gotta learn poison extraction and we should have enough time to go to the shop afterwards.

>>42636921
>B.Go to the special weapons shop

We're getting that paper!

It's happening!

>>42636921
>B.Go to the special weapons shop
Buy paper and replenish stocks of weapons
then
>D.Go to Sarada's house

>>42636921
SARADA! I think she can still win us round. Besides I want to study.

>>42636921
>B.Go to the special weapons shop

>>42636921
>D.Go to Sarada's house

>>42636921
>B.Go to the special weapons shop
Then
>C.Go to the flower shop

>>42636921
Go to special weapons shop.

we need to buy more weapons, better weapons and Elemental paper

>>42636921
>>B.Go to the special weapons shop

>>42636921
>B
Then
>D
We really need that book

Who wants to kick Sarada's ass in the Exam?

It might be just what we need to get her to stop be a bitch to us.

>>42637129
I'd love to, if it's possible. Which I doubt.

I'm kinda sad nobody else wants to get better and more versatile poisons. And antidotes for what we have should we need it.

>>42637129
I want Sarada or Mari. Little H is too uguu for me. Also my phone has uguu as a registered word in its dictionary, kek

>>42637179
We lack the time to do them justice. If we had a week or two I'd be up for it, but now we're kinda in a bind for time.

>>42637179
I do too, but the shop will be there tommorow. I want to brag to Saladfu while we still have the euphoria of having done a good job

>>42637192
>Sarada
>Not Ai

Sarada's a bitch who's done nothing but impede our progress.

>>42637204
I'm fairly certian being able to coat our Kunai or Senbon with a different poison isn't that much to learn. Paralyzing your opponent by locking up their muscles is extremely effective afterall.

>>42637221
Ai is a super autist, Salad is just being Tsundere

>>42637302
>Sarada
>Not autistic

Mari is the Tsundere, not Sarada.

Ai is probably the incredibly loyal one.

>>42637302
She's being a bitch is what she is being.

>>42637268
Hit the flower shop then. Point is we're going to pay through the nose for it, which we can't afford atm.

>>42637346
We don't even know how much it is though. Can't say we can't offord it if we haven't even seen the prices.

>>42637327
Mari is my first choice anyway, but I'll even go for little Choji before Ai, I swear

>>42637397
Ai isn't bad, we just haven't gotten to know her.

Which is a major problem. Our team is pretty antisocial, and if it stays that way we might never be able to beat the Exams.

>>42637389
Mini said they're really expensive.

You decide to head to the special weapon's shop, first of all. After all, it's where you should be able to purchase that elemental paper to discover what affinity you have. Not to mention all the new weapons and supplies you could purchase with your most recent paycheck.

You enter the shop, and see Tenten leaning on the counter. She waves and smiles. "Good to see you again, Takeshi. What can I help you with today?"

From somewhere back in the store, you hear a female voice yelp, and drop something with a crash. Tenten looks behind her, and calls out. "Mari, are you alright in there?"

Mari kicks open the door into the main shop, and points at you. "YOU!"

Tenten looks between the two of you with surprise. "Do you two know each other?"

Mari runs over and grabs you by the shirt, lifting you up and shaking you as if she was trying to make your lunch money fall out of your pockets. "I oughta take you outside right now and make you eat the dirt!" Tenten slaps her hand on the counter, and yells. "Mari! Let go of him, he's a customer!" Mari turns her head to her mother, and frowns, releasing you. "But Mom, he's the one who forfeited the other day!"

Tenten turns, and gives you a blank look. She then puts her hand on her stomach and laughs loudly, seemingly finding this very entertaining. "Oh really?? I had no idea. You should have told me that you knew my daughter, Takeshi."

You shrug. "I didn't know that you two were related at the time."

Mari grumbles and goes into the back of the shop again. "I've gotta finish up this work, I'll see you at the exams, Takeshi."

You chuckle. "See ya." and approach the counter. Tenten smiles. "Now, where were we?"

(My prices are going to be out of wack but it's not important)

25,000 Ryo

>A. Purchase bells. 2,000
>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000
>C. Purchase flash bombs. 4,000
>D. Purchase collapsible Fuuma shuriken. 3,000 each.
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)
>F. Purchase Paper Bomb. 5,000 each.
>G. Write-in

>>42637446
>Anti-social
Anon, please! We're just professional

>>42637478
>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000

>>42637478

>A. Purchase bells. 2,000
>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000
>C. Purchase flash bombs. 4,000
>D. Purchase collapsible Fuuma shuriken. 3,000 each.
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)
>F. Purchase Paper Bomb. 5,000 each.

>>42637478
>>A. Purchase bells. 2,000
>>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000
>>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)

>>42637478
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)
>A. Purchase bells. 2,000

HAHA, BEST GIRL IS BACK, BITCH!

>>42637478
>A. Purchase bells. 2,000
>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)
>F. Purchase Paper Bomb. 5,000 each.
>G. Poison refill Also Miss TenTen your daughter is terrifying, no offense intended.

>>42637327
>Mari is the Tsundere, not Sarada.
No, they're both tsundere, just different styles.
Mari is more of an Akane Tendo style tsundere (she's not usually a bitch, we just push her buttons), while Sarada is more of the modern actively bitchy tsundere.

>>42637478
>B. Purchase smoke bombs. 3,000
>C. Purchase flash bombs. 4,000
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)

>>42637478
This>>42637537

>>42637478
>E. Purchase elemental paper (Free)

Seconding >>42637526

>>42637537
This.

>>42637537
This works.

>>42637559
>more of the modern actively bitchy tsundere.
I rarely like Tsunderes. But modern Tsunderes are the worst. Especially if they're those one that hit the shit out of their love intrest for no good reason.

>>42637649
Like Mari was about to do to us?

>>42637756
Except she has an excellent reason to do so, namely that we hit her and then forfeited before she could strike back.

To be fair, it was a serious dick move.

Too bad we didn't get to interact with Mari. Still nice to see her since our spar.

>>42637756
If she actually hit or throw us, she would have been that. She's sitting close to edge though if she would do what she did days after the fact.

Yes, we forfeited. It wasn't that big a deal. Get over it.

>>42637537
You get a selection of bells, smoke bombs, one of the elemental papers, and a refill on the vial of poison you have. It's a good combination of equipment to have, and in addition with what you already own, you feel it should be plenty to carry you through the Chunin exams.

"Heh, your daughter is sort of terrifying, miss Tenten. No offense intended."

Tenten smiles warmly. "Well, you did a good job of upsetting her, although it was good for her to have an experience like that. You've really made yourself a target for her, you know."

You nod. "I know. I'll face her when the time comes, in the exams."

The bell on the door behind you rings, and when you turn, there's a Genin who must be about a year older standing in the frame. He smiles and approaches Tenten. "Hello, Tenten. Is Mari around? I wanted to ask her something." He's wearing a green jacket with a net shirt underneath, and brown pants. His hair is straight black. His Leaf Headband is around his neck, like a collar. He continues. "I was wondering if she was busy or not, I wanted to use her to practice some medical jutsu."

Tenten rolls her eyes. "Of course you do, Roku. Mari! Come out here, it's your team mate!"

Mari yells back. "I can see him! Coming!"

Moments later she arrives once more, a little frazzled. You're guessing that she's stocking boxes of weapons in the back. She approaches the counter and leans forward, looking at Roku with a bored face. "What's up? We already had a training session earlier this morning with the squad."

Roku chuckles, and rubs the back of his head. "Yeah, well, I guess I just wanted to spend more time with you, was all."

Mari cocks her head to the side, and audibly goes. "Ughh." She shrugs. "I'm working right now."


>A. Who are you?
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.
>C. I think you might need the training, Mari.
>D. Write-in

>>42637798
If we fight her in the chuunin exams, let's do it again!

>>42637898
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.
>A. Who are you?

>>42637898
Oh god.

Best Girl has an admirer.

Fuckfuckfuck.

>>42636404
The point of the flora and fauna was that we're about to be sent to a hell hole for the exam and it'd be great to know what is lethal and what isn't in the forest.

>>42637898
Fuck damn it, a rival.

>>42637898
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.

>>42637898
>>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.
>A. Who are you?

>D. Mari having a quality medic can save your butt, be good to them.
Besides
>C. I think you might need the training, Mari.
then sue our new jutsu to flee

>>42637898
>D. Write-in
Sit back and watch. This should be entertaining.

We can bail her out if need be.

>>42637898
>C
>"I mean, last time we sparred you didn't land a single hit."

>>42637898
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.
>D. Write-in
"Guessing I'll be facing you as well in the Chunin Exams if your on Mari's team"

>>42637756
There's a difference involved here.
We hit her, and then quit the spar like a bitch before she could pay us back in kind.
He's talking about the kind that are constantly initiating violence for no good reason against a love interest who isn't even a fighter, for shit that isn't his fault.
>>42637898
>>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.
>>A. Who are you?
>>42637905
Let's not. We can tease her about how we're TOTALLY gonna do it before the match starts, but once we're out there we're gonna give her the fight she wants.
>>42637944
>>42637958
Seems like she doesn't really care for him, though. And not in the cute, tsundere way. In the "Oh dear god I will literally chew my own arm off to escape having to be near this guy." way.

>>42637976
Thiiiiiis.

>>42637986
>Let's not. We can tease her about how we're TOTALLY gonna do it before the match starts, but once we're out there we're gonna give her the fight she wants.

I just realized something. If she thinks we're going to forfeit after we get a hit in, her entire strategy in our match will be to get the first hit in before us. We might be able to exploit that.

>>42637898
This >>42637972

>>42637898
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.

>>42637898
Roku must die

>>42637898
>B. Hi, I'm Takeshi.

>>42638089
Easy there, Voice in Takeshi's Head #7.

Let's not get hasty with the murdering.

>>42638089
He might exam coming up and all that. But he's their medic apparently and seems to like her. So it may be best if we leave him alive. Wouldn't be any good if she died.

Also.. who is her father? I thought Neji died horribly during the final fight.

>>42638182
In this timeline, Neji died later.

>>42638226
>In this timeline, Neji died later.
Or he and Tenten pulled a "night under the Highwind" beforehand.

>>42638248
Mari would be older in that case.

>>42637932
>>42637964
>>42637971
>>42637976
You decide to help out Mari, and inject yourself into the conversation. "Hi, I'm Takeshi. Who are you, Mari's team mate?"

The taller boy looks in your direction, and nods. "That's right. My name is Roku. I'm our teams Medical Ninja. I'm trying to get Mari here to let me practice some of my jutsu on her, but it's not easy to win her over it seems." Mari shrugs. "I work part time here, Roku. I don't know what you don't understand about that. Unless you know a jutsu to make all the things I have left to do vanish."

He holds up a mock seal. "Of course I do! Procrastination Jutsu, haha!" She shakes her head, and stands up straight, stretching. "Right. I'll see you tomorrow morning, then. I suppose I'll be seeing you at the exams as well, Takeshi. I look forward to it."

You nod. "So do I. Maybe next time, you'll land a hit on me in a fight!"

Roku looks at you, stunned. "You were able to beat Mari without a single hit!?"

Mari reaches over the counter, and pulls you close. "Don't go around saying things like that, idiot! At least lead with the fact that it's only because you forfeited!"

You laugh, and grab her arms, trying to free yourself. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't do it again!"

She lets you go, and walks into the back of the shop. "Better not.."

You wave goodbye to Roku and Tenten, and make your way out. Where do you want to go? This will be your last stop for the day.

>A. Go home.
>B. Go to the flower shop.
>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638248
Pretty certain it was said by mini that he died years later this time. Otherwise Mari would even more older than us as she is.

>>42638294
>>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.
Let's grab some poison, head home, and finally use that paper.

Preferably with our brother to supervise.

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.

>>42638294
What's with the flower shop?
I smell an intrigue there

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.

What's at the flower shop? Is it something I've forgotten or is that like a hint that something is happening there?

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638294
>>B. Go to the flower shop.

>>42638353
high end poisons.

>>42638336
>>42638353
It's where we get poisons, Anon.

We use poisons frequently.

>C Go to Sarada's house

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>>42638294
>Mari reaches over the counter, and pulls you close.
And I looked, and beheld, as it were, a vision of the future.
>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.

>>42638294
>>B. Go to the flower shop.

>>42638294
>>C. Go to Sarada's house
Book time

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house.
More than likely we are going to end up using some of the plants, since I can see Ai having info on the flora that we might encounter.

>>42638294
>>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house.

>>42638460
Ai is basically our portable knowledge repository. If there's information we need to know, we ask her.

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house
Arghh I'm late. Missed by chance to get a big ass shuriken too, bummer

>>42638507
Kichiro will probably have one. It's not really our thing anyway.

>>42638294
>B. Go to the flower shop.
Poisons are something that has been very useful for us. We should look to expand our arsenal.

>>42638294
>C. Go to Sarada's house

>>42638547
You're right that seems like sone thing Kichiro woukd like. I just think they're really cool for some reason.

>>42638317
>>42638326
>>42638357
>>42638386
>>42638399
>>42638459
>>42638460
>>42638481
>>42638491
>>42638507
>>42638580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRW-docvWxA

You make your way to Sarada's house. By now, she must be done with that medical text. You approach and knock on the door, and moments later it's opened. By Sakura. Sarada's mother. She crosses her arms and looks down at you with suspicion, frowning. "Hmm, it's you. What do you want? Have you come here to bother my daughter about that medical book, again? She told me that she would contact you if she wanted to study again, and to turn you away otherwise. I have a pretty good guess that she hasn't contacted you. Tell me something, do you have an interest in my daughter, or are you really just after this book's information? Huh?"

Shit. You were not expecting to be put on the spot like this.

>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.
>B. I'm actually interested in your daughter, but not in the way you might be thinking. I'd like to fight her sometime, as I know she's one of the best Genin of my class.
>C. I don't have any feelings towards her, but I suppose I'd like to be her friend. I'm a friendly person though, heh.
>D. Write-in

>>42638774
>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.

Oh for fuck's sake Sakura, you and your huge forehead should just stay out of this.

>>42638774
>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.

>>42638774
>B. I'm actually interested in your daughter, but not in the way you might be thinking. I'd like to fight her sometime, as I know she's one of the best Genin of my class.
God dammit, Sasuke.
Get your dimension-hopping ass back here and fuck your wife again, already.

>>42638774
>>C. I don't have any feelings towards her, but I suppose I'd like to be her friend. I'm a friendly person though, heh.

damn bill bored brow calm down

>>42638774
>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.
>C. I don't have any feelings towards her, but I suppose I'd like to be her friend. I'm a friendly person though, heh.
I'm gonna go oUT on a limb and assume she doesn't have very many friends.

>>42638844
That's the trap option, nitwit.

>>42638774
>D. Write-in
"Your daughter seems not to like me, and no I don't have any feelings towards her, but I wouldn't mind being friends with her. But I'm here mostly for the book otherwise I wouldn't be bothering your daughter.I really do want to get better at medical ninjitsu, but your daughter is making it a bit of task to do that with her having the only book in the village with that information."

>>42638774
You have male friends who didn't want to date you right? We have a shared interest and it happens to put us in an odd friendship.

>>42638774
>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.

>>42638774
>Your forehead is Huge.

>>42638866
This, straight to the point without us being a dick to anyone just cause their one to us.

>>42638774
>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.
>C. I don't have any feelings towards her, but I suppose I'd like to be her friend. I'm a friendly person though, heh.

>>42638774
>D "Give it a rest, lady! If I wanted to steal your daughter I'd have done it at the academy, away from you."
Just a bit of banter of course, but say it like we're 100% serious

>>42638774
>>42638866
This

>>42638884
Anon, do you WANT TO DIE!?

>>42638866
Here we go, everything we need to say, right here.

>>42638866
Seconding

>>42638866
All while staring straight at her giant forehead.

>>42638774
>>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.
>>D. Girls with glasses aren't my type.

Why don't we ask Sakura to train us a little in basic medical jutsu, and that way we can stop bothering her daughter? She's a huge bitch, but she's quite competent at her work.

>>42638884
its like you want to die the most painful way possible

>>42638774
>>A. Your daughter doesn't seem to like me very much. I wouldn't be bothering her if she didn't have this book.>B. I'm actually interested in your daughter, but not in the way you might be thinking. I'd like to fight her sometime, as I know she's one of the best Genin of my class.

>>42638866
This, if all works out we might get sakura to teach us some stuff herself.

>>42638939
That could work.

>>42638939
What makes you think Sakura is going to teach us medical Jutsu when she isn't even helping Sarada learn it?

>>42638939
She won't even Train Sarada, Sh surely won't train us.

>>42638866
Shit, changing to this

>>42638866
Going with this since it has everything we want to say.

>>42638939
That'd be swell. Sakura probably just wants us to herself. We're a real stud

>>42639071
Reminder that not a single female character has shown the slightest bit of interest in a relationship with us.

>>42638866
I'd be ok with this.

>>42639105
It's like being literally anyone who wasn't Naruto, Sasuke, or Rock Lee all over again

>>42639105
But compared to everyone else, we ranked up a social link with Sarada, while everyone else is still at zero.

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>>42639105

>>42639127
Rock Lee? I don't remember him swimming in poon. You mean Shikamaru? Cause that man was a ladykiller.

>>42639127
>Rock Lee
There were girls that showed intrest in him? I don't recall this.

>>42639154
Oh god Takeshi is ugly isn't he?

>>42639105
We are a strong independent shinobi who don't need no kunoichi.

>>42639176

Or gay.

>>42639176
More like invisible.

>>42639186
Kek

that was good anon i needed that

>>42639192
Pretty sure we're not gay. And we're pretty average. It just so happens that the only females we interact with are all highly trained child soldiers.

Why can't we waifu some plain village girl?

>>42639193
The perfect ninja.

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>>42639226
>Not wanting a waifu you can spar with

>>42639226

Make Shikadai his husbando.

>>42639226
Because then we'd have to worry about the milkman ninja.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ul87W-zKs

>>42639248
Sexual sparring doesn't count?

Let's just go find some village semen demon.

>>42639226
bloodlines, anon. we need to pass our sneaky shinpo tradition down to a proper ninja baby that can use our skills to the ultimate degree

>>42639226
because himawari is best

>>42639226
Boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdFPcLx-vs

Without missing a beat, you respond. Really, this is what you've been wanting to say since you've been trying to get this damn text. "Your daughter doesn't seem to like me. I don't have any feelings towards her, but I wouldn't mind being friends with her. I'm mostly here for the book, otherwise I wouldn't be bothering her. I really do want to get better at medical ninjitsu, but your daughter is making it difficult, seeing as she has the only introductory text that the Academy library has. The Chunin exams are coming up. This is what I have to do to get what I need, so I'm doing it."

You stare up at the woman with determination. She looks down at you with those same suspicious eyes, arms crossed.

"Well..in that case. Come inside."

You blink. "What?"

She walks inside, leaving the door open. "Get in here! If you want to learn Medical Jutsu, I can give you a basic introduction. Don't expect to master anything by tonight though, but I think I should be able to get you started. Sarada is on a mission right now, so she's not here. How's your chakra control? I can't teach you anything if you don't at least have a grasp on that, you know."

You walk in, a little shocked. "It's good, I think. I can do the tree walking jutsu just fine, and I know a couple of Genjutsu."

Sakura nods. "Well, based on that, there are two techniques I can teach you. They're both basic foundations of medical Ninjutsu. Would you like to know the Healing Palm, or the Chakra Scalpel?"

>A. Healing Palm
>B. Chakra Scalpel

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>>42639293
She is pretty cute

>>42639278
>Because then we'd have to worry about the milkninja.
ftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61aSmql7a8

>>42639284
But that's just it, Anon. There's nothing special about our blood. If we mingled with the actual ninja bloodlines, we'd pollute them.

>>42639307
>B. Chakra Scalpel

>>42639307
>>A. Healing Palm

>>42639307
>A. Healing Palm

Chakra Scalpel sounds nice, but I'm really afraid of Ai or Kichiro dying in the Exam, and I don't want that to happen.

>>42639307
>B. Chakra Scalpel
Kabuto 2.0

>>42639307
>>A. Healing Palm
Huh. She's too prideful to ask her own mother.

>>42639307
>A. Healing Palm

>>42639307
>A. Healing Palm

>>42639307
>A. Healing Palm

>>42639307
>A. Healing Palm