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“Is that-”

“Shigure,” Shoukaku confirms.

Shigure approaches the counter, but the guy behind it – also Japanese – refuses to make eye contact with her, studiously polishing the counter-top like she isn't there. The small dark-haired girl wraps her dainty hands around her uniform's red scarf and tugs on it nervously, eyes downcast, but the shop proprietor doesn't acknowledge her.

Considering how the JSDF gaggle de-assed the Dunkin Donuts moments earlier, the addition isn't hard. “Shunning.” You turn to Shoukaku. “Hon - what the hell?”

Shoukaku seems uncomfortable; staring at her coffee while clutching it in both hands. “Do you know about Shigure's wartime record?”

“Yeah. She's a lucky ship,” you reply. “Survived almost the whole war without a scratch, damn near went the whole way.” You observe Shoukaku keenly, making her drop her gaze even more. “Shouldn't people be trying to rub her for good luck or whatever?”

Shoukaku bites her lip. “Settle... Shigure was the lone survivor of a lot of convoys.” She takes a deep breath which escapes with a little shudder of her diaphragm, making her chest move in interesting *eyes* it's those eyes always the eyes dammit - “You- uh, not you, but yankee-” She closes her eyes, her small hands trembling slightly on the coffee cup. “In the late-war, you- yankee, yankee carrier task forces were... they were...” She seems to rally for a moment. “She made it out of Truk. A lot of the girls here didn't, including Naka.”
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>>42607182
WOOT! pf, why no quest yesterday???
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Havings shitty shitscribble.
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You set your coffee down and steeple your hands. “What's the point, Shoukaku?”

She says nothing; just gazes at her coffee cup.

“... you're saying she's a judas goat.”

“A... what now?” Her pretty eyes flick up to glance at you nervously.

“Judas Iscariot,” you explain, “who sold Jesus out to the Romans, who killed him. A judas goat wears a bell; the shepard trains his flock to follow it. It eventually leads the flock into the slaughter pen, while its own life is spared. Is that what's going on?”

Shoukaku's gaze drops again, her expression closing into a blank mask. You heave an annoyed sigh and pluck your cane off the table's edge, heaving yourself out of the chair to go sort out the stupid superstitious son-of-a-bitch trying to shun Shigure right out of the coffee shop. You take one step and find your sleeve caught in an iron grip. You glance back to find Shoukaku staring up at you, her expression open with pleading - and her eyes wide with -

- fear.

[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
[ ] Well, shit. Let's not start the day by making a cute girl cry. We can manage that much, at least.
[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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IT'S FINALLY HERE
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
>Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.

God damn it shou you're smarter then that. Yes, we dirty yanks made a SEKRIT DEAL with shigure's crew. totally.
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>>42607222
>You think I have any luck left to lose? That's adorable
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>>42607227

About motherfucking time, too. I was getting fucking bored
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>>42607194

I felt like microwaved shit for some reason.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607222
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.

"If anything, Yukikaze's the one you should be worried about."
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>>42607292
>bored

yeah I fucking noticed asshole

I FUCKING NOTICED WHEN I TURNED ON THE 1800 HOURS NEWS, YOU FUCKFIDDLE
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>>42607300
Fair enough.
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>>42607222
>[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
>[x] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
Both is good.
Lets be nice to the Shigure. Not her fault this shit happens.
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>>42607222
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
And even if you do
>[ ] I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
>Shoukaku, I flew here in a plane. A plane that had Willie D in it. I'll be fine.
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>>42607222
> Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
>The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me

COME BRETHREN LET US CLAIM A DAUGHTERU!
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>>42607222
>[x] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
What's the worst that could happen? We get a curse?
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>>42607222
>[x] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
>[x] Well, shit. Let's not start the day by making a cute girl cry. We can manage that much, at least.

This sounds warmer as a response. That and in the last battle Shigure was not the only survivor.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607222
"I am American. Nip juju ain't gonna faze me none."
>Shigure produces a can of spinach
"RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS."
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you know people, they're separate choices for a good reason.
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>>42607383
OHHHH. That's what this quest was missing!
All the other quests have daugtherus in them now.
>Acquire adorable shipdaughterus
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/03/uss-vincennes/

>Post-war integration of kanmusu into society
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>>42607222
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
Though of course we're talking about magical human-shaped ships that eat hamburgers and shit planes.
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>>42607222
[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
gaijin smash puny superstition!
we are gonna go over there, and we are going to ram our authority up that civvie gobshite's arse so hard he pukes a bosun's whistle.
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>>42607182
AWWW YEAH! Shipsluts time! Wait... Shit! That means I have until the end of this thread to finish writing about Warspite! Damn my lack of work ethic!
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
>[ ] Do not say hon.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607444
Doesn't kanmusu literally mean fleet daughter or something like that
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>>42607182
early? what is this madness?
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607222
>>[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
>>[x] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607442
people who think both are equally acceptable outcomes. that said, ACQUIRE DAUGHTERU
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>>42607222
>other
Call Shoukaku cute and escape while her boilers over pressurize and vent excess steam.
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>[X] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
>[X] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607444
I would have thought Ikazuchi would ahve been the daughteru, but she never really showed up afterwards. Shigure may be a very fitting daughteru.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607383
>Daughtering a Shoukaku

What the fuck are you smoking? I can understand and vote for daughtering or sistering Arizona, but it's unlikely that Shoukaku will accept that kinda treatment.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
This. It's not like we ever find ourselves in dangerous situations.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607493
no you dumbdumb, we're daughtering shigure.
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>>42607493
I think he's referring to Shigure as teh daughter.
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607382
>>42607283
This gentlemen have it right,
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>>42607222
>[X] Well, shit. Let's not start the day by making a cute girl cry. We can manage that much, at least.
It's our god-given right to piss in SOMEONE'S cereal this morning. Better make sure we get the right bowl.
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>>42607222
[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607383
>>42607444
>>42607475
>>42607481
>>42607484
>>42607487
>>42607515
NO WIAFUS
NO DAUGHTERUS
HOPE RIDES ALONE
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>>42607222
>[ ] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607222
>[X] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607493

>Implying Shoukaku is Daughteru material
>Implying Shigure is NOT Daughteru material.

I meant Shigure Anon shes the vulnerable cute Destroyer we are trying to Daughteru right now. Not a Carrier.
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>>42607212
Needs beard.
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>>42607515
>>42607517
Oh, in that case....
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>>42607493
No, shigure for daughteru.

If shoukaku doesn't like it then it's fine, it's not like Settle is spoilt for choice.
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>>42607555
Go back to IRC, Draft. NO ONE CARES
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>>42607577
>>42607564
I rescinded my argument,

See >>42607574
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Survivor's guilt is shit without people half-blaming you for it.

>[X] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku

Because anything else is absolutely horrible for Shigure.
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>>42607565
Does Settle have a beard? I know Goto has been described as having one pretty consistently, but I seem to remember Settle keeping it clean
>>42607591
Take it easy, mate
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>>42607493
He means Shigure.

>>42607222
>[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607618
Understood!
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>>42607564
I thought we were trying to daughteru Willie
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>>42607675
shes already a daughteru
we just want another daughteru
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>>42607675
well we are. but more daughterus is never a bad thing. unlike waifus, you can have as many daughterus as you wish. arizona/settle with willie as the kid scribble when?
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>>42607667
>sample
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>>42607350

I know nothing. Ask Parker.
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>>42607637

Settle would know, wouldn't he?
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>>42607675
We can do BOTH! hopefully.

>>42607702
Get back to writing you aged can opener.
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>>42607222
>>42607642
Amending my vote here to say that we should remind Shoukaku that ships weren't actually sentient and capable of making their own decisions during the war.

Even if Shigure's crew had been traitors or something (which I don't believe at all) that should have absolutely nothing to do with Shigure herself and Shoukaku should know that.
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>>42607493
You're a idiot in more ways then one.
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>[x] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42607675
But more than one daughteru won't.
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>>42607716
...Yeah, he would.
>>42607702
Aaaaand, saved
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updated STACK
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>people taking 'judas goat' literally

welp

also votes called writing etc.
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>>42607702
>That image
That's so Planefag.
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>>42607777
THANK YOU BASED ANON
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>>42607747
FFS, is that the only post in the thread anyone reads? I read into it wrong, noted counterpoints, and rescinded my arguments.

See >>42607574
>>42607618

and read the rest of the thread before posting.
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>>42607777
The Panama Canal ain't big enough for this stack.
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>>42607777

christ son

christ
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[X] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.
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>>42607789
I'm sure most people chose that answer so as to not make light of Shoukakus worries.
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>>42607702
If he edited the filename you would have never known.
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>>42607789
>thumbnail
I swore that was a mask and was going to make the obligatory post.
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>>42607777
I didn't get the appeal before.
I do now.
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>>42607777
I wonder what problem american shipsluts have with underwear.
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>>42607777
Cute
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>>42607791
Why does she have a monocle if she's blind?
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>Waifufags

I don't understand why-
>>42607777
WHY THE FUCK PLANEFAG HASN'T PUT THIS SEMEN DEMON IN but seriously how about that story guys
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>>42607857
underwear is for europoors and aussies
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>>42607820
Oh i have. Just still like to say it for other things.
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>>42607777
Looks like one of the Agano sisters.
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>>42607857
Cute, anyone got the names of them all? I recognize Lex, and I think Edsall.
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>>42607857
They're proper American show-offs.
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>>42607881
>how about that story
It's pretty good? Why else would we all come back thread after thread?
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>>42607777
DAT STACK
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>>42607857
>handcuffs

forwhatpurpose.png
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>>42607910
For the comedy, of course.
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>>42607904
>Wide Dark Battleship
>Trying to summon Ghost Division?
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>>42607222 #
>[x] Please tell me you don't actually believe that shit, Shoukaku.

By the way, can anyone recommend some good Pacific Theater history books? My birthday is coming up, and I want more books to read.
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>>42607942
You know why. Go read her history if you're bored.
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>>42607904

Unf
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>>42607942
Standard issue for American warship girls. Part of their 'Command and Control' upgrades.
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>>42607942
For Hate of course.
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>>42607881

I hope we didn't pick the secretly terribad third choice trying to spare her feelings when all it does is shit on Shigure and either prove we're an unprincipled dickwad or go againsy what she likes about us in the first place.
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>>42607942
What, you thought you could escape?
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>>42607777
>original
Congrats on not being a tracing casual unlike someone.
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>>42607899
lex,edsall,maryland,chicago,marblehead,sal or sculpin
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Marblehead a cute.
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>>42607904
obviously the best jap bote
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>>42607857
fanservice in a different form as other forms might have been outside his range of things (like Great Stonking tits)
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>>42607966
Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors is an excellent read, I've plugged in in this threads before (and got it because somebody plugged it in these threads before that). Blow-by-blow personal scale account of Leyte Gulf.
Neptune's Inferno, by the same author, though I've only just started reading that one.
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>>42607948

>>42607990

>GHOST DIVISION : GET!
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>>42607998
the votes seem pretty overwhelmingly in favor of either "cut that hokum shit out" or "relax im bad luck proof here lemme go say hi"
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>>42608004
Go to bed, Ridire.

>>42608009
Jesus christ, that Iku.
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>>42607948
>>42607990
So that is Ghost Division's thing?

The more you know.
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>>42608009
dat flat deck
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>>42607996

She ain't into that.
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>>42607990
fuck speak of the devil
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>>42607222
>[ ] The hell are you worried about, hon? I'm a cripple that commands from a fucking conference room; if anyone's gonna chat with her, it should be me.
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>>42608045

Ghost division loves him some Musashi.
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>>42608009
That is...fucking mesmerizing, what.
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>>42607966
A Blue Sea of Blood, Neptune's Inferno, Ship of Ghosts, Pawns of War, The Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors, and Stay The Rising Sun.
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>>42608005
Thank ya
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>>42607996
Am I the only one who loves that design idea?
I wanna hug the one on the far right, adorable.
And then waifu far left.
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>>42608031
Okay, thanks!
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>>42608062
>She ain't into that.
what is she into
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>>42608073
>Ghost division loves him some Musashi.
who doesn't?
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>>42608042
The foot-fetish Arizona drawing was traced from Kosuri for the record.
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For my fellow Shoukaku fans!
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/853212/bde4d0bfc4/
Inverted nipples Shoukaku!
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>>42607703

I can neither confirm nor deny. Ask Goto.
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>>42608009
Why the ribbons? Is it supposed to make them look bigger? Cause Iku sure as fuck would do that, even if she does't need to.
Especially if she doesn't need to.
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>>42607996
>no RJ
>no hiyou

Do you even CVL?
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>>42608104

Don't fucking worry about it, that's what she's into.
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>>42608104
DOCKING
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>>42607904
I'm not ghost but I'd hit it.

>>42608041
the first choice seems most likely to backfire, not many answered the more caring choice.

>>42608045
It's clear as day to anyone in IRC.

>>42608088
I'm a bit eh on the left, Unryuu (2nd left) and Aitsu Maru (most right) are do want. Katsuragi is pretty cute.

>>42608141
Based on an anime with a similar thing, dunno why Hestia does it but the result is as we can see.
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>>42607942
>>42607996
>>42608062
>>42608147

You guys know that's Chicago, not Iowa.

Right?
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>>42607222
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>>42608187
the first choice is the direct route and fits settle. after all, we have some pretty fucking bad survivor's guilt as well, we're not gonna take that shit lying down.
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>>42608206

Oh. I know. I'm working on the assumption the other guy didn't.
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>>42608206
I KNOW NOTHING
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>>42608187
Far left is Junyou though, she'll have a beer or ten with you.
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>>42607966
Have to second "Last Stand". "With the Old Breed" is a good look at the ground slog. If you want a good overall book I'd heavily recommend "Eagle Against the Sun" by Ronald Spector.
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>>42608245
But Chicago hasn't even come back you dumbfuck marine.
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>>42608206
i was talking about hate's special docking with Iowa
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>>42608206
Not at all, anon.
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>>42608114
What Arizona drawing?
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>>42608233
>we have survivor's guilt

Perhaps that's the reason we'd say it. Yeah, we've been in the same situation now, coming out of a battle a lot of our soldiers didn't. But were we the reason they all died?

Yes.
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>>42608224
Donuts are love
>select all images with donuts
Captcha agrees!
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>>42608297
>being this homosexual

I bet you're Navy, ain'tcha?
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>>42608187

>the more caring choice

I'm sorry, was the third choice actually "It's not your fault and nobody is justified in treating you this way?" Because from where I'm standing, number three is making someone else's trauma about us. There's a time for self-deprecation as an excuse to do reckless shit and this isn't the fucking time.
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>>42607972
>During June and July 1942, Chicago continued to operate in the Southwest Pacific. From 7–9 August, she supported the initial landings on Guadalcanal and others of the Solomon Islands, beginning the US counter-offensive against Japan. On 9 August, she engaged in the Battle of Savo Island. Early in the engagement a hit from a Japanese destroyer's torpedo caused minor damage to the ship's bow. Chicago fought damage while continuing to engage until contact with the enemy was lost. Capt. Bode's actions during the engagement were questioned in a subsequent inquiry headed by Admiral Hepburn. Though the report was not intended to be made public, Bode himself learned of its implications and shot himself on 19 April 1943, dying the following day.

Oh my
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>>42608377
Awright
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>>42608363
But what did Bode do?
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>>42608377

Looks like somethin outta fucking xcom.
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>>42608403
Keep fighting with a damaged ship.
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I have more lex

but you fuckers are gonna have to wait
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Shigure is a guncannon
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>>42608415
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way.
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>>42608124
AHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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>>42608415
>Snek Arizona
>Wrapping around Settle for body heat

I approve!
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>>42608415
Hidden movement!
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did planefag go to the 24 hour store?
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>>42608434
Uh, so what was he supposed to do? Retreat and have it repaired, not engaging the enemy at all?
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>>42608463
That would be even better if the chrysalid had a large black bar between it's legs.
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>>42608403
he was the held responsible for the defeat at Guadalcanal
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>>42608257
I feel the hair is trying a tad too hard, but that's the only thing.

>>42608346
The caring choice was saying "let's not start the day by making a girl cry", the third one was the one highlighting his wrecklessness/etc.

>>42608456
Where did she get those?
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>>42608434
Wow, the crew of Salt Lake City must have been in a ton of trouble just for sailing into battle.
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>>42608477
That would've been called into question as well.
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Daily reminder that Kirishima got fucked even harder than we were lead to believe.
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>>42608446
you fucking cock tease
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>>42607777
Now if only someone were to make a wet and slightly see-through version of her in her outfit.
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>>42608507
That makes more sense.

>>42608462
But anon, Sloidahs come from STRAYA (and california) not Arizona!
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>>42608461
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Here's a damage report of USS California (BB-44) at Pearl Harbor.
http://www.researcheratlarge.com/Ships/BB44/PearlHarborDamageReport/
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>>42608516
Just like any other woman. Implants.
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I keep meaning to ask these but I'm always asleep during the threads. So, before I forget, Planefag:

1. What's ISIS been doing in this setting? Are there old sail boats running around the gulf under the their flag?

2. >You can't remember his name.
Is this going to be important, or is Settle really just a tremendous cunt?
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>>42608446
That has to be photoshopped.
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>>42608403
The report on Savo Island recommended censure against Bode.
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>>42608503
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>>42608516
Well when her name literally means hawk, the artist decided for some homage there I guess. Hands down the best CVL in the game tho.
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>>42608461
Hey Goto, where's Kongo? She's meant to be at gunnery practice.
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>>42608580
Nah Murica made an ass load of Clemson class and other 4 stacks.
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>>42608530
I never understood the reasoning behind placing the Y turret that far aft.
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>>42608610
Fuckin ace work anon.
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>>42608579
>1. What's ISIS been doing in this setting? Are there old sail boats running around the gulf under the their flag?

Nope. Nope, not *really.* And Iran has had to use their military to keep the strait of Hormuz *open* against abyssal attacks. The irony is beautiful.

>can't remember his name

PTSD, anon. PTS muthfooin Dee.
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>>42608580
Nope. The USN built 156 Clemson class DDs.
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>>42608579

ISIS got their shit kicked in back in '17 and '18 when congress and the rest of the US found their balls after the whole bag of fucking shit they did in Mosul. They're still around, but they ain't got much fucking going for them anymore. They have no fucking ships we know of, and given their fucking attitudes towards women, I doubt they'd keep one very fucking long anyway.
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>>42608579
>1. What's ISIS been doing in this setting? Are there old sail boats running around the gulf under the their flag?

Who the fuck cares? They're all dead.
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>>42608689
All three flushdeck destroyers together equal 260+ ships.
All built between three to four years.
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>50 minutes and also 200 posts since the OP with the first vote
>Not another story post since
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
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>>42608463
IS IT TIME
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>>42608579
>1.
fucking goats, beheading civilians to make them seem better and getting blown the fuck up

So no different from 2015 really.
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>>42608719
Fucking slackers, we don't even need another thread yet.
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>>42608580
Thats about 76 of the 152 Clemson class destroyers.

Don't forget the 111 Wickes

Or the 175 Fletchers

Also, I found Nakas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
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>>42608724
PREPARE YOURSELF
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Heh. If Planefag plays WoWS it will be Blackjack all over again.
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>>42608732
Fletchers weren't 4-stackers, though.
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>>42608732
>Willie has 174 sisters
>all that sameface

Jesus Christ I thought Whobuki was bad.
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>>42608794
>Fletchers weren't 4-stackers, though.
no, but there were a fuckton of them
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>>42608696
I guess there's still enough of them around for those SAS guys to be extracting one of their bigwigs when the Barham showed up.

Why am I in this thread? Faggotry doesn't write itself..!
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>>42608780
He doesn't, though, because Wargaming is shit.
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>>42608724
>Battlemechs with built-in factories making swarms of nanobots that convert other 'mechs to match their design
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>42608732
The Clemson, Caldwell and Wickes class together equal 269 ships. Caldwell-class was only nine ships though.
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>>42608812
>>42608780
>tfw reading KCQ makes me want to go back and play WoWs

I'd just hit omaha and i can feel Cleveland calling out for me. God I love cleveland.
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>>42608834
>not succumbing to the murder whispers of Warspite
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So I just found a way we can traumatize Kongou.

http://www.maritime.org/sound/
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You look down at the small, pale hand buried in your sleeve, then follow the arm back to its owner with slow, deliberate study. “Shoukaku. What are you doing?”

“Don't,” she whispers, her lips quavering. “Just... don't.”

“Shoukaku,” you state slowly, “please tell me you don't actually believe that horse shit.”

“How can you *say* that?” she almost wails. “You, of all people! Yesterday you *summoned* a kanmusu, I *watched* you, Settle! I *watched* you!”

A shockwave seems to pulse through your being as her words hit home, leaving your skin a-tingle and your belly hollow.

“What do you think *we* are?” she whimpers, catching your wrist in both hands and pulling you closer. “We don't even know, Settle.” A tear trickles down one pale cheek as her amber eyes bore into you. “Akagi returned when s-someone was p-praying for some of h-her crewmen at a shrine. Are you really g-going to brush off the possibility?”
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>>42607182
*something something bob shitposting cats and tits*
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>>42608780
what?
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>>42608719
>8 hours @ 1 story post per hour
>europoors are watching the sun rise
>CLIFFHANGER LOL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK TOOT TOOT
le planefag experience
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Early Beta it was a machine.

Far more balanced now. but there is more of work to go before WoWS could be classed as... Good. As it stands its... ok.
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>>42608867
"Exactly. Even if we don't know *what* you are, I'm TIRED of seeing people walk around like you're all going to go crazy and repeat history all over again."
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>>42608897
Wat
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Threadly reminder about the true heroes of the Kancolles.
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>>42608897
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>>42608897
damn i love this hentai
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>>42608864
Oh yes, I feel like we should sell these recordings to Goto way overpriced so he can keep them for when she hunts him down.

But cut them off right before the attack so it only stuns her and he has to pay more for the full version, like Ea
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>>42608897
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“Shoukaku,” you say gently, leaning your cane against the table to place your free hand atop hers. “Hon, I command from a goddamned conference room. The closest I've been to a firefight since - since forever was that air raid, and all that risk was me being a damn-fool. And there's nothing even slightly shippy about me, I'm just plain vanilla human. I'll be fine-”

“We're on land *now,*” Shoukaku breathes - and now she *is* crying, tears flowing freely over alabaster skin. “The abyssals are on Iwo-”

“Shh!” you hiss - that's still OPSEC as hell, and here she is blubbering in public-!

“-says, Settle? Who *says* they can't come after you here?”

Your lips part, but you have nothing to say.

[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
[ ] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.
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>>42608580
How much do you think America spends on its military?
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>>42608897
beautiful
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>>42608897
Nothing better for her. Actually too good for her.
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>>42608921
kancolle is shit
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.

Simple fact Shoukaku.
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>>42608931

w-what
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>>42608867
"Have to. Not every day somebody gets a shot at redemption. Don’t want her to waste hers."
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>>42608943
>I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608867
This is... actually a really good point. Shipgirls can skew physical laws, so could they skew the laws of probability as well? That might go a long way to explaining why the Abyssals have gotten so lucky in engagements.

On the other hand we sortied with Yukikaze without losing anyone, so yeah.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
>[ ] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.

little of column of a and a bit of column b
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>>42608943
>>42608943
>I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.

As if the true waifu Arizona would ever let anything happen to us. Now shut up and let me go daughteru this poor girl.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608985
What what?
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.

CORGIS
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>>42608943
>[X] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608985
just because we're besties, okay?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/851551/e6ceb24592/
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>>42608943
>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
>[x] HUG HER
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.

ESPECIALLY Arizona
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>>42608943
[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608985
You just realised that it's a hentai?

What the fuck did you think was on her face?
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609027
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/851551/e6ceb24592/
How do I get past the panda?
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>>42609009
I have a Corgi puppy. I can confirm that they are cute as fuck.
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>>42608994
Not to mention, even allowing for spoopy supernatural shit, it's entirely possible that those battles were going to be hell for the IJN regardless and Shigure just has supernaturally good luck of her own.

How do you tell the difference between a luck vampire and someone who's just plain luckier than everyone else?
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>>42609007

where is that image from!?

>>42608878
>>42608719

TWO STORY POSTS TO THE HOUR, ON SCHEDULE, SSSSSUCKIT AHAHAHAA
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>>42608943
I'm a tad confused about the train of logic here. She thinks Shigure is some sort of abyssal or literal bad omen kind of thing?

>>42608988
This gets my vote.

[x] "Have to. Not every day somebody gets a shot at redemption. Don’t want her to waste hers."
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>>42608403
He left the survivors of the Juneau to die to save his own skin. He got removed from command for it.
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>>42608943
>other
"If the Abyssals wanted to come for the Admirals and chop off the command structure, they'd have tried when our forces were spread thin and damaged two, three days ago. They have the numbers and means. We don't."
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>>42608943
>[ ] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
[x ] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.
Defeat the abyssals with the power of your MIND.
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>>42608943
>[X] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
I trust you to keep me safe if it comes down to it Shoukaku.
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>>42608766
Does anyone have the SSW mockup for that thing?
I remember it going 7/11/7 and some SRMs, but not much else.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609065
>How do I get past the panda?
That's not a sadpanda link.
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>>42609066
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>>42608943
>[ ] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.
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>[X]I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609027

OH GOD FUCK
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>>42609076
She thinks Shigure is bad luck for those around her, yes.
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>>42609089
well obviously if she's so fucking scared she'd be useless. the corgis, naka, and arizona can keep us safe though. and sammy. and harder. fuck, why is she so worried?
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>>42608943
>[X] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
Like we aren't the most invincible, protected motherfucker on base. Hell, even Shoukaku here'd protect us. and she's worried about our health.
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>>42609083
Wee Vee a fatty.
Cannot Panama canal in final form
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>>42609111
You love it.
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>>42609111
;_;
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>>42609076
>She thinks Shigure is some sort of abyssal or literal bad omen kind of thing?
She thinks Shigure is a Jonah, an omen of bad luck, because every convoy she was assigned to got sunk.
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>>42609111
you dun goofed
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>>42608988
>>42609076
[x] "Have to. Not every day somebody gets a shot at redemption. Don’t want her to waste hers."

I'm going with this aaand...

>>42609031
>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
>[x] HUG HER
This
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I'm a little lost here. Shoukaku doesn't want you to help out Shigure because...what, she thinks the Abyssals will suddenly pop out and hurt us if we do?
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>>42609060
>What the fuck did you think was on her face?

... those aren't tears are they
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>>42609027
oh man, that snapping was almost audible
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>>42609111
>not liking best refined fetish
such a pleb tier taste planefaggo
somebody cucked you fuccboi?
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>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
>[x] HUG HER
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OH GOD I'M LATE TO KCQ
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>>42608988
+1

Disregard carriers, acquire daughterus.
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>>42608988
>>42608943
I already voted but I want to second this as well.
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>>42609145
Should I repost the happy Shoukaku/Admiral H-doujin?
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>>42608943
>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609120
To be fair, Shoukaku herself has terrible luck.
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
also hugs pls.
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>>42609145
Weeellllllll
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>>42609111
Is this what the fairies see if one ship is waifued?
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>>42609111
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>>42609111
Disgusting.
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>>42609145
Now you're just trolling.
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>>42608943

>[x] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.

"Besides, she's like Willie D, sort of. She has something to prove. To herself, to us, to the world. I don’t think she'll let things go the same way again.

...I could bring one of your fairies along under my hat if it would make you feel better about my safety, though. Just give them a radio so they can talk to you."
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>>42609157

dude

greek

Illiad

DO THE MA-

>Agemenmon gets cucked
>LAUNCH A THOUSAND SHIPS
>SHIPS

w a i t

WAIT

*YES*
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>>42609176
No

Fap Angel must suffer
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>>42609111
Shoukaku is the sluttiest of Shipsluts.
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Let's pretend for a minute that Shigure is under a real, documented and proven magic luck curse.

It's still fucking awful to do that to a person, and a decision to isolate her socially for the safety of others should be hard and painful. If it's actually 100% true.

Fuck that noise.
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>>42608943
>Who says they can't come after you here?
"They already tried, Shoukaku. Don't you remember Goto's episode? The Abyssals don't need to be on land or even near us to render us combat ineffective. That's why I need you- we need you."
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>>42609144
>what, she thinks the Abyssals will suddenly pop out and hurt us if we do?
Yes. That associating with Shigure will turn Settle into a lightning rod of bad luck, including becoming a target for an Abyssal attempt at eliminating enemy command assets since Iwo Jima proved that land assets and facilities can go Abyssal.
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>>42609145
I mean, she probably has tears around her eyes.

Highly doubt that's tears in her hair though.
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>>42608943
>[x] ... so what if they *do,* Shoukaku? Did you forget how I got wounded? I can handle myself. Don't think for a second that I can't.
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>>42609145
It's cum.

Why she looks like she's gone Yandere is likely related to the NTR
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>>42609145
Ah, it's great to have ya back Planefag.
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>>42607227
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>>42609145
Baka Bawka.
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>>42609157
>NTR
>best refined fetish


>pleb-tier
>taste
>cucked
>fuccboi

Nice buzzwords, faggot. Try speaking fucking English before posting about the best fetishes, of which NTR most certainly isn't, unless you like other dudes fucking your chick, mate. Which, since you used cucked, makes me think you do.
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>>42609144
Shigure got away unscathed compared to so many other ships in so many different circumstances. Shoukaku, being who she is, has become emotionally attached to Settle for the kind things he has said, but she is a ship AND a girl, and there are things she is superstitious of. Such as how Shigure was lucky, but everyone else around her wasn't.
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>>42609145

No. they're fucking not. Fucking nerd. Jesus fuck.
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>>42608988
I like this. Disregard opposition.
ACQUIRE DAUGHTERUS.
I also have a huge hated of this shunning shit, it needs to stop, no matter what.
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>>42609198

no

no I honestly didn't look at that picture closely enough

that's why I saved it in the first place, shit

ANYWAY I'M WRITING SHUT UUUUUUP
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>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609145
>>42609111
Past 1 is even worse.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/739545/d9636876ed/
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>>42609252
>ANYWAY I'M WRITING SHUT UUUUUUP
you do that
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>>42609203
>Giving Planefag ideas
Goddamnit anon. This is how we get The Fear.
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>>42609243
>being this buttblasted
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>>42609176
Yes.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/853212/bde4d0bfc4/ here's one.

>>42609203
Don't forget those ships packed with most of Greek's most badass warriors, even if one's a whiny bitch a good chunk of the time.

>>42609252
Shoukaku seems to be NTR bait for some reason.
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>>42609269
>Past 1 is even worse.
>TFW
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>>42608943
>[ ] I've got Hate, Arizona, Naka, and a gorrilion Corgis with me at any given time of day. My own CNO ordered me to appoint a bodyguard as well as a secretary, you know. You girls won't let me down, I've seen that plenty of times already.
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>>42609269
Oh come on. This is practically vanilla compared to Geiger Counter.
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>>42609157
Get out, Othello. Iago says hey.
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>>42609243
somebody got cucked
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>>42609252
GENSOKYO FLEET WHEN
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>>42609184
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>>42609269
>yfw dat office
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>"In early March 1924 Madeline Blair stowed away on the Arizona and wasn't discovered until April 12th. She was apparently attempting to ride to San Pedro (on the way to Hollywood) and was providing favors to crewmen in return for shelter and food. She was discovered after a Chief Radioman happened to overhear a sailor remark on her presence. As a result courts-martial of the men involved were held and twenty three men were sentenced to prison, the longest for ten years. "
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>>42609292
>no real response other than "lol butthurt" and smug anime girl pics

lol okay
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>>42609345
I'm pretty sure that's after hate was through with it.

Though there's a surprising lack of dragon dildos.
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>>42609338
Remiu a shit

A SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>42609356
Wait, so you're telling me that the Arizona has witnessed tons of sex firsthand?
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>>42609356
http://www.strategypage.com/cic/docs/cic133b.asp
>Arizona had a literal ship slut
>Her hull has actual heterosexual carnal knowledge
Arizona is d a n g e r o u s
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>>42609401
REMOVE TAOIST
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>>42609405
>Full of horny sailors

OF COURSE
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I arrive!

Sorry, I was busy being Big Boss.

>>42609425
Wow, it's like her being a Battleship doesn't cross your mind.

... Okay, need to get back into the Bentus mindset.
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>>42609405
Blackie was turning tricks for $3 a pop for literally weeks

Arizona is probably the only slut with INNATE knowledge of actually BEING a slut.

She didn't get corrupted like Iku, she came back with this knowledge hard coded into her brain.
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>>42609335
40 cucks, to be precise.

As many as four tens.

And that's terrible.
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>>42609338
NOW
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Who TOTH here
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>>42609425
>Arizona is d a n g e r o u s

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU STUPID FUCKS.
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>>42609453
What was that, Venom?
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>>42609338
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>>42609428
GET OUT YOUKAI FUCKKEERSSS
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PLANEFAG IF SHIGURE IS NOT DAUGHTERUED BY THE END OF THIS SESSION I WILL BE VERY UPSET AND MAY EVEN CONTEMPLATE SPITEFULLY TWITTERING YOU
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>>42609457
So what I'm hearing is that Arizona needs to teach Harder how to girl.
Vigorously.
Through demonstration.
With harder as the girl, of course
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>>42609425
No shit
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>>42609457

>Shoukaku NTR
>Arizona is experienced

This thread has overturned my personal waifu chart.
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>>42609495
>>42609469
Teitoku Wizardo~
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>>42609486

THEY'LL NEVER LISTEN NIGGA, THEY'LL NEVER. FUCKING. LISTEN.
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>>42609486
>DANGEROUS
>NUCLEAR DANGEROUS
>STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER
>BRING IT
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Arizona confirmed for only shipgirl capable of really helping settle with what he needs aka a nice good stuff and kisses and handholding
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>>42609530
>using other media to waifu when these versions of characters are their own versions

do you even waifu, /a/?
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>>42609494
Well I can tell you I didn't have shrapnel in my forehead.

Pretty sure I was Big Boss.

Now, hold on, I'm trying to stop being the Legendary Soldier and just be a giant spaceship.

>>42609486
>>42609554
Indeed they don't.
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>>42609523
OHOHOHO ARIZONA PLEASES OLD MEN IN HER STERN
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>>42609554
Oh I am listening I just find that more exciting.
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>>42609530
Best girl
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>>42609484
#4dakidz
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>>42609111
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>>42609530
>assuming doujins are fact in KCQ

Dunno about Arizona though, I doubt Deme'd change her personality due to that fact.
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>>42609583
And young men too, apparently.
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>>42608142
When I made that pic I was just using it as an example of the magic-style carriers.
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>>42609570

Maybe he meant it the other way, and the thought of being cuckolded along with Arizona losing her pure, virginal appeal made him change.
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In 1923, USS Arkansas rammed the Clemson-class destroyer USS McFarland.
Somehow, McFarland survived and would continue to sail until 1946, when she was scrapped.
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>>42609705
RJ is one of them.
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>>42609663
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>>42609713
>fuck your shit, I'm a DD
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Someone is a dirty girl.
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>>42609706
>virginal
>appealing
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>>42609713
>how-to play Rogue Trader.jpg
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>>42609727
A surprisingly accurate reaction from most Diamond Dogs, indeed.

Ah, the mindset is back, now to reach the proper reference set.
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>>42609706
Either way, I doubt planefag would dramatically alter a character's personality with new knowledge.
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>>42609706
>arizona is a slut becasue some human bitch was in her

fuck off cunt arizona is L I T E R A L L Y the best waifu for settle

She's: Effieicent at her job, both on the battlefield and at base. She's always supportive and patient. She never gets overly emotional. She understands, deeply, on a personal level, what settle feels vis being useless and having bad horrible memories of a surprise attack.

What the fuck does shoukaku have beyond muh cute muh cosplay.
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>>42609772
She can talk.
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>>42609676
Arizona isn't STACKED. THAT STERN though. God damn. Would sleep in it.
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>>42609772
The motherly instinct and experience advantage?

Frankly, I think AZ is too fucked to well...fuck? It's like boning Hanako. You could do it, but it still feels wrong.

I have nothing against Arizona, I love her. Just not as a sex object.
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>>42609772
Shokaku turns into a werebeast at full moon.
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>>42609772
>Shoukaku is more or less all of what you described, AND can talk. :^)

feed me waifufag
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>>42609772
Oh Sajuuk. Is this the other side of the debate?

I understand why people were angry at me. My shame knows no bounds.

>>42609802
Terrible pun, Crix. Just... terrible.
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I think we're running into a bit of the 'don't leave a man behind' here -- USN isn't going to leave someone to be mistreated like that, consequences be damned. Cultural differences strike again ... hopefully for a good cause this time.
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And lo! The waifu wars began anew!
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>>42609772
I like Arizona but m8, simmer down
>>42609804
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LET THE WAIFU WARS BEGIN
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>>42609804
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>>42609705
RJ and Hiyou also use scrolls tho. Hence my autism.
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>>42609855
Whore.
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>>42609802

>She can talk
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>>42609821
>Frankly, I think AZ is too fucked to well...fuck?

Is_that_a_CHALLENGE_LionKing_Disney.flv
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>>42609802
Literally the worst thing a female can do with her mouth
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>>42609772
Holy fuck you're annoying.
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>>42609905

Temper fucking temper.
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>>42609862
THE VAGYR HAVE COME. MAKAAN SEEKS THE SECOND GREAT WAIFU.

>>42609886
Uncalled for.

>>42609905
No, it is not.

>>42609913
Doubly uncalled for.
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I just thought of something...
Ships can come back as guys...

I say that Enterprise would come back looking as Hasley son

And I ship Arizona with Missouri, who's a six foot tall and built like a bricks hit house...
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Shoukaku a shit waifu because she's clingy and yet hands-wringy about shit that Settle needs to get done. Nice bow though.
Arizona a shit waifu because she's clingy and almost dependent on Settle. Nice stern though.
The sinking ptsd is a free space.
No waifus.
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>>42609905
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>>42609706
Still a weak little shit for letting that change his opinion.

>>42609769
Indeed.

>>42609772
I do agree on how stupid the first part is. The second? I disagree as while Arizona's great, she lacks that somethign that makes her a romantic interest in my eyes. A dear sister yes, not a waifu though.

Shoukaku's list of things: welcoming presence, ability to do medic duties (that nurse outfit was not for show), knowledgable about the base. And has a clear romantic interest.

>>42609821 has it basically right for about ALL the US shipgirls, though Hornet is getting better. Many see Arizona akin to Hanako (someone to protect/comfort, not waifu)

>>42609825
Lol Hal.

>>42609842
Yeah that's a level you don't want to sink to.

>>42609873
I doubt that's canon but good lawl
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>>42609950
>no waifus
>in a waifu quest
Anon you're in the wrong palce.
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>>42609802

kek
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>>42609506
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>>42609855
That's dangerous without proper armor. What if a torpedo were to slip between her defenses and detonate it's payload inside her boilers? She'd flood and DC would be an absolute nightmare.
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>>42609827
>calm and capable in battle

we haven't seen Shou actually fight abyssals ONCE to my recollection.
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>>42609913
>Not tying them down, teasing them for hours while they beg before finally fucking them.
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>>42609862

There is no need for a war. We already have one.
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>>42609821

Because being cordoned off from an important sphere of human interaction for your own safety is a wonderful and healing experience.

Did you read the Hanako route at all?
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>>42610020
Every thread
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>>42609905
>is that a challenge
You wouldn't do it anyway or experience Rectal Ragnarok and never finish.
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>>42610046
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>>42610031
First route. I'm not saying treat her as if she's broken, I'm saying don't bone her.
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>>42609913
She could bite your dick off.

Well, not your dick, no woman would willingly go near it even if she had powerful enough binoculars to find it. But some other guy's dick.
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>>42610005
>Hours
You know how many blowjobs they could give in that time?
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>>42609905

Is this going to be like that Kotters Robin Lewd incident back in SWQ?
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>>42609495
That looks like something done by Sakurai Energy.
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>>42610108
Except Robin was ACTUALLY our sister
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Let it be recorded in history that >>42609772 made the KCQ waifuwars from a cold one to a hot one.
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>>42609716
>>42609881
Yeah but the summon style used by Hiyou, Junyou and RJ is the same. Same with Unryuu and Amagi. I picked one per style.
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>>42610031
I only got through Rin's before my computer gave out.

Well, that and a manly picnic.
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>>42609918
not any better then that Shoukaku fag from the last thread.
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>>42610108

No. Because hornet can actually fucking write.
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>>42610088
you know you can waifu someone and not just bone them all day right?

>>42609772 here. I just feel Arizona has a deeper connection to Settle then Shoukaku has, or can have. I don't want Settle to just fling Arizona into bed, I just want to see her have a nice loving relationship with a man who understand her as she understands him.

>captcha donuts
It's a sign can't you see YOU FOOLS
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>>42610078

Any Civil War historyfags know what flag that is flying from the Virginia?
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>>42610099
Dude, she could crush you into chunky salsa during orgasm if in ship-form. Biting off the dick is the least of your worries.
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>>42610107
They are tied down, they will get to it.
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>>42610136
This war has gone hot several times. It'll die off with the next update like it always does.
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>>42609078

That's Captain Hoover on the Helena. Plus no one was in any condition to fight subs, and no one thought there were any survivors from that explosion at first.
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>>42610134

The point being is it going to be that level of NOPE.
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>>42610153
Hey Planefag, I found out what Arizona's theme song is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE
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>>42610155
Not in a Pf quest.
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Late to the party but I'm here! Boy oh boy I got some shit here you never seen before. Take a look at this.

That's right, this shipsloot took a kamikaze to the side. Barely scratched the paint.
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>>42610136
Not really, we are just bored.
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jesus christ you waifufags. how about focusing on the STORY that planefag writes and not the waifus?
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>>42610158
Navy.
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>>42610150
A man can have a waifu without harm, but when he becomes a waifufag it;s a most terrible thing
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>>42610158
That's the Stars and Bars, the first national flag of the Confederate States of America. The CSA switched to the Stainless Banner in 1862 or '63, following complaints the the Stars and Bars were too similar to the flag of the United States of America, and confusing in battle.
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>>42610158
A traitor's.
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>>42610031
Well, I've never played the game, though I heard of it. Oh, finally back in full Bentus form.

Well. Where was I? Oh, yes.

Some people are fine without sexuality in their lives. Some people would be far better off without sexuality in their lives.

>>42609913
>>42610107
... And some people are better off getting forcibly taken out of the gene pool.

>>42610136
It is recorded by the Bentusi.
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>>42610071
Hmm really? Then I guess Enterprise was view as that child that YOU KNOW can take care of herself.
The reason why I said as his son is because he die almost a year to the day after they started scrapping her withe her death finishing almost the year to a day later...
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>>42610195
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>>42610182
>Looney Tunes-tier damage
Hawahahahwahawa
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>>42610177
It's good to see Nope after such along time. I wonder what became of him?
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>>42610182
>perfect scorch mark outline of the plane

is this fucking loony toons
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>>42610158
Confederate naval ensign.
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>>42610195
When there are story posts, we'll do just that.
>>42610182
Fucking ACME-tier
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>>42610195
The actual fuck you want us to do while we wait for updates?
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Man the Arizona fags remind me of the extra angry Sakura fans from Naruto......watch that if Fap goes the Shou route the Arifags go so full on anal bleed that they make a reddit thread just to bash her.
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>>42610204
lol butthurt that the United States could leave Britain's union, but when someone tried to leave the United States' union it's suddenly treason and they're scum
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>>42610155
You must be new to /tg/ questing if you think that'll fly. A girl showing no signs of adult interest is doomed to anything but waifu status (see SW89 Merlin, GuP Yukari)
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>>42610158

One of the old Jack Flags.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_of_the_United_States
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>>42610088

And if, as a collective, people don't bone her because she has issues, she'll have another issue.

People can want to have sex and intimacy and also have other problems, and those problems don't necessarily preclude being a good partner. We are literally required to deal with her problems anyway, so that's not a compelling reason to avoid a relationship with her.
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>>42610195
Were fucking bored m8.
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>>42610158
Backstabbing traitorous fuck of flag.
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>>42610229
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>>42610243
dat salt
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>>42608943
>"The Abyssal have known who I am since Los Angeles. What's important is that Shigure answered the call to serve her country in its time of need and she's being treated like a goddamn leper."
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>>42610201
>stars and bars
You are right. I glanced at the stars and assumed it was the Navy flag.
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>>42610216
>>42610221
>>42610225
Indeed! here is another kamikaze hit on the same ship.
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>>42609918
Oh, please. Like all the Shoukaku waifufags screaming and having nervous breakdowns in thread aren't just as bad, if not worse.
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Also why we wait, is anyone here interested in the Big E talking shit about her own air group?
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>>42610182
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>>42610229
Maybe it's a sign of how things will go in this.
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>>42610200
This isn't even 1% of my final form. You think this level is bad?

do the words "color wars" mean anything to you?
>>42610232
I know. I've seen what happened to Littlest Cossack AND to '89 merlin. Just once i want the waifu i picked to win ;_;
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>>42610247
Oath breakers don't get into Valhalla.
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>>42610233
The third flag (far left) is the Naval Jack on U.S.S. Cumberland (which the Virginia just finished ramming). The middle flag (on the Virginia) is the Confederate Naval Jack. The far right is the national flag (stars and stripes).
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>>42610229
Are you new? Don't get me wrong that Arizona fag was annoying but far more Shoukau fags have been a thing far longer.
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>>42610108
Um, what? That happened when?
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>>42610229
I remember the great meltdown of the NaruSaku fanatics.

It was glorious and hilarious.

I would wager that the result here would NOT be similar.
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>>42610182
>>42610256
Yeah, CAs and BBs were pretty much immune to kamikaze hits.
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disregard canon waifus

enjoy "stack-not-appearing-in-this-quest"
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>>42610256
Man, the poorly-trained kamikaze aviators sure don't know how to hit the broad side of a barn.
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>>42610281
What that the Arifags will keep throwing bitch fits over anything we do with Shoukaku?
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>>42610285
Then all of America is doomed to go to hell.
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>>42610229
>Narutard
Get out. You've already shat up /a/.
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who /daiteikoku/ here
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>>42610315
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>>42610229
Yes I will totally go to Reddit and make a thread about a quest thread about a game to angrily denounce the pairing I wanted did not win.

really if Ari doesn't win da settleb owl i'm cool as long as she doesn't jsut get spare-paired off to someone else. Also hinata all the way baby.
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>>42610315
HELL

YES!
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>>42610315
>This is Shoukaku's fault
Pfffft
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>>42610319
You seem to be confused by what's real and what isn't
>>42610315
Nice
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>>42610320
How do you figure.
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>>42610320
The salt is real
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A flash of anger blitzes through your blood - it's bad enough being stuck limping around this *fucking* base without shipgirls clinging to your hand like you're a goddamn child in need of a babysitter. But you bite back the sharp reply - you lost your self-control in the CIC yesterday moments before Hamp appeared, and she *saw* it (and Hate even called you out on it, the mouthy son-of-a-bitch hurling hand grenades in a semtex house, that fuck) and-

- your jaw clicks as you bite down *hard,* and just like that, it's over. Licking your lips, you manage to find your voice. “Shoukaku. The CNO himself ordered me to appoint a secretary, not just for paperwork but also as a bodyguard. I'm under orders from the highest authority short of SecNav or POTUS to cover my ass, okay? I'll be fine.”

Shoukaku's panic seems to subside a bit. “But... Naka...”

“I know,” you reply. “I can't have her running all over base after me if she's gonna do the paperwork, and she's got a knack for it, from what I can tell. I'll figure something out.”

“Oh. Okay...” she quirks an eyebrow. “Who did you have in mind?”

You squint at her, and tug your wrist against her hands. “Are you trying to stall me?”

“Yes,” she says earnestly, gazing into your eyes with those limpid amber orbs, and for a second you forget which way is up...
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>>42610315
I think I just heard Admiral King's dick exploding in his grave. Or maybe that was mine.
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>>42610315

Gotdaymn.
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>>42610306
Pot calling the Kettle black? Didn't you started going overboard with the Shoukaku stuff a few threads ago?
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>>42610343
translation never.
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>>42610315
YOOOOOOOO
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>>42610315
Good God.
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>>42610195
Where's the fun in that?
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Is it true that Saauke is a deadbeat dad and Sakura is raising his bastard child while deluding herself that he really loves her?
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>>42610235
What is that, and where can I get one?
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>>42610315

>boob window sweater

I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH LONGER
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>>42610343
Great game. Could be still better with a little effort, but real fun anyway.

Naka would fit right in it.
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So here is the story of Air Group 20 as the Big E transfers them to the Lexington before being converted to a night carrier.

http://www.cv6.org/ship/logs/ag20/loose-gear.htm

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (CV6)
November 22, 1944.
From: U.S.S. ENTERPRISE.
To: Air Officer, U.S.S. LEXINGTON.

Subject: Loose Gear Known as Air Group TWENTY.

Reference: (a) CFT-58 ltr. A16-3 Serial 105 of 22 March 1944.
(b) CTG-58.3 Operations Order No. 3-44 of 1 June 1944.

Enclosure: (A) Includes full load of knuckleheads.

Inasmuch as the LEXINGTON has not been overly busy in the expediting of the war, while the ENTERPRISE has continued her relentless attacks on the enemy, it is felt that the Big "E" cannot have loose gear adrift about the ship. Therefore, we present to you Air Group TWENTY, for what they may be worth.
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... and then the sound of a snarling engine and faint screams bring you back to reality. You and Shoukaku both whip about to stare at the street as a Jeep power-slides around the corner with a horrible squeal of rubber. The open-topped vehicle drifts gracefully till it slides neatly into the landscaping, tilting precariously as the tires clear the low curb where it dishes down to meld with the asphalt near the pedestrian/bicycle crosswalk. The tires snatch and seize the dew-wet grass and the vehicle seems to lurch forward, sending the few early-morning fast-food eaters diving for the road or into storefronts. A horrible squeal sounds from the jeep as the driver leans on the brakes, the whole vehicle leaning hard on the front springs as inertia lifts the rear so high the tires almost clear the concrete sidewalk.

When the disaster comes to rest, you find Hornet's wild, stunned eyes staring blankly at you from the passenger seat, where she's managed to wrap three of four limbs around the roll-bar brace where it merges with the windshield. The driver is already hoisting himself out with a hand on the windshield top and the rollbar, swinging his legs clear over Hornet's wind-frizzled raven locks to alight on the sidewalk just inside the Dunkin Donut's propped-open door.

“HEYO,” Hamp calls. “You guys cater, right?”
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>>42610315
Surely, that would be too cruel even for planefag, especially after all this FANTASTIC ART.
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>>42610319
That either side will bitch over the other being favoured for a moment.

>>42610369
My shame knows no bounds for that incident.

Though I am glad to announce that I have freed myself from my partisanship.

I am neutral once more.
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>>42610414

Uhuh. sure you fucking are.
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>>42610390
Pffffff.
Hornet shouldn't you be in the hospital tho
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>>42610414
Lies
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>>42610361
Shokaku, stop being cute already. There's work to daughteru.
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>>42610390
>Parallel-parking Hamp
OHHOHOHOHOHO
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>>42610315
You're waifu a shit
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The employee and Shigure both stare at him blankly - even the rag has stopped its delusatory circles.

“You do,” Hamp decides. “Gimme about ten of those coffee boxes, and I'll need - let's see what'ya got.” He walks past Shigure and calmly vaults over the counter, which finally breaks the spell over the Japanese employee. He sprints into the back, abortive attempts at objections forming on his lips.

You glance back at Shoukaku. “And you were worried about abyssals?”

Hornet manages to shuffle up the rollbar brace till she hooks her legs over the windshield, then slides down to the hood. The windshield squeaks as her skin makes direct contact, pushing up her skirt. Her hands snap to her crotch so fast they blur, but she still ends up sitting on the hood with her scant leather “skirt” hiked up to her hips on either side, showing off firm well-muscled brown thighs and no trace of underwear.

“Help,” she says in a tiny voice.
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>>42610390

Goddamn, Hamp's a reckless ladykiller!
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>>42610414
You can't deny Shou's gotten more then a fair amount of flag time, what with AN ACTUAL DATE and all.

More importantly to this session, WHERE IS THE DAUGHTERUING CMON ALREADY
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>>42610282
Eh, Sanya was a lost cause due to yurifags before this.... that combined with the Minnablitzkrieg....

but such is the nature of /tg/.

>>42610315
Not bad.

>>42610377
Even better.

>>42610390
I'm sure Hamp will help with Shigure
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>all this butthurt over the american civil war

Why is such a big deal to you guys? It was over a hundred years ago, dudes. Get over it.
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You turn to study the interior of Dunkin Donuts through the plate-glass window, where Shigure is standing with a growing armload of boxes loaded with coffee, cups, stirring spoons and other sundry items as a stunned-looking employee tries to count it up. When Shoukaku doesn't budge you cough meaningfully, sending her towards Hornet with a guilty start. The raven-haired girl seems to be trembling from head-to-toe as Shoukaku plucks her off the hood.

“He,” she says, and then her voice fails. Shoukaku helps her to a seat.

“And this ought to do it,” Hamp is saying already, having staggered Shigure with a party's worth of disposable coffee containers in the shape of plastic-lined, spigot-equipped boxes. “Here, swipe the cash card.” The employee does as instructed, and Hamp snatches the receipt out of the printer and crams it into the pocket of his peacoat without a second look. “There, that'll do.” He picks up a big box of donuts - the large display tray he dumped them off still sitting on the counter - and returns to the jeep triumphantly, Shigure following with a blank look of shock on her face. “Hey, Admiral!” Hamp calls out to you. “Hornet wanted breakfast, so I gave her a ride.”

“Oh,” you comment. “Uh. Okay. What's all that for?”

“Kongou sisters are throwing a big tea party to greet the ass-draggers when they put in to port,” he replies. “But tea is like sex in a canoe.”

“W-what?” Shigure says, putting her foot right in it as she slips into the passenger seat.

“It's fucking close to water!” Shigure's mouth drops open and her hands fly up to cover it, which seems to amuse Hamp greatly. “Never heard that one before? It's older than Kongou, kid!” He flashes her a dazzling white grin that makes his manly stubble bristle in a rugged-looking fashion. “You're okay, kid. Wanna come to the party, then?”
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>>42610390
am actually gay for northhampton
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>>42610449
>Hornet manages to shuffle up the rollbar brace till she hooks her legs over the windshield, then slides down to the hood. The windshield squeaks as her skin makes direct contact, pushing up her skirt. Her hands snap to her crotch so fast they blur, but she still ends up sitting on the hood with her scant leather “skirt” hiked up to her hips on either side, showing off firm well-muscled brown thighs and no trace of underwear.


I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
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>>42610343
That game was shit
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>>42610449
>Ten coffee boxes
Goddamit Hamp, you wanna die of caffeine overdose or what?
>No sign of underwear
Hawhawawawawha
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>>42610449
cute little Hornet
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>>42610449
>and no trace of underwear
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>>42610466
It's connected to a bunch of still-present social issues.
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>Hamp stealing our daughteru

UNFORGIVEABLE
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>>42610478

Yeah. I fucking told you. I fucking told you months ago.
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>>42610424
>>42610432
Okay. Trying desperately to be.

>>42610462
And I don't.

No longer caring though. Or at least trying not to.

I am a space ship. I don't care.
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>>42610474
Glad it's not just me. But I am actually gay so...
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Something lights up in Shigure's eyes, and she nods with almost pathetic eagerness. Hamp grins and ruffles her dark hair affectionately, and the young girl's face blushes crimson at the contact. Hamp misses it entirely, his eyes already scanning his mirrors as the jeep roars to life, a Starbucks cup hovering in one hand. “'EREWEGO!” The jeep backs onto the street and roars towards the curve in reverse before the e-brake squeals, sending the nose whipping about in a harsh j-turn. You see Hamp release the wheel to shift into second as he accelerates around the curve, his left knee guiding the wheel as he sips complacently at his Starbucks.

“I... see why Yankees don't care much about luck,” Shoukaku says warily.

[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
[ ] ... no panties!?
[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
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>>42610473
>It's older than Kongou, kid!
Hamp actually went there!.....I have a new hero!
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>>42610473
>Hamp and the Kongou sisters throwing a party
Oh god
>Hamp interacting with Shigure like anybody else
yes good
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>>42610526
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
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>>42610516
Didn't she take some of your under were?

Why isn't she wearing it? If she's so concerned about people seeing under her skirt then she could at least try and wear underwear.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
[ ] Other

HAMP WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THAT DESTROYER YOU COME BACK HERE YOU IRASCIBLE SCOURGE
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If Hampton wasn't bro-tier before, he sure as hell is now
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>>42610526
>other
"Nice legs."
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>>42610473
>has only ever had weak tea

I'd normally feel bad about unleashing Kongou on someone, but Hamp needs to be set straight.

He's getting the British workman experience. No milk, no sugar, no taking the leaves out until every scrap of flavor is extracted, final destination.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[X] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
Let's tease the Hornet more.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.

>we're at image limit already
wait waht
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>>42610526
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

And goddamnit Hamp stop stealing our daughteru
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>>42610526
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[ ] ... no panties!?
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>>42610526
>Hornet, how have you been?
With less innuendo and more being a decent person
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[ ] ... no panties!?
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
AllTheOptions.jpg

Goddamit Hamp, you're giving the admiral and Hate a run for their money with the ladies!
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
Also,
>>42610561
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610473
>older than Kongou
Oh man. I want this to be a thing people say all over the base.

>>42610526
[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.

I think this is the bigger thing.
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>>42610526
> ... no panties!?
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
and seconding >>42610561
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>>42610526
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
Shit, Sammy's out there.

DON'T FUCKING LET SAMMY HAVE CAFFEINE!
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>>42610526
>[X ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

Goto being terrorized by BURNING LOOOOOVE can wait--gossip is more important right now
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>>42610526
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
DESS
>>42610579
Also this
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>>42610526
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[ ] ... no panties!?
we must confirm.
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>>42610526
... When in doubt, tease the Hornet.

[X] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
Looks like Hamp's going to be getting all of the girls now.
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>[X] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
[X] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

Hamp godfuckingDAMN I love you. You're awesome. Keep being awesome.

>Dying from ten boxes of coffee
Pfft, that's what we call foreplay for coffee drinkers.
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>>42610526
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[x]Nice legs.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>>
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610595

How about we just go Full Stupid and let her have Coffee ice cream?
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>image limit and 600 posts already

wat

it's 9pm wat
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>>42610526
>>42610561
THIS!
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>>42610526
>[X] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[X] ... no panties!?
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>>42610526
>[ ] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
NO BULLY

Also Sammy is probably gonna be too tired and worn-out from redlining to be much of a terror
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>>42610561
>Shoukaku is right there
This can only end in pouting Shou.
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>>42610526
>[x] All the options.

planefag i cant choose just one!
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Hamp is rapidly becoming that anime pretty boy who gets introduced 8 episodes in and starts wooing all the girls.
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>>42610637
EMERGENCY HYPERSPACE JUMP. EXITING LOCAL GALACTIC CLUSTER.
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>>42610643
You started early and there was a waifu war.
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>>42610643
Your absence, while understandable as far as reasons go, left a number of people...hungry. They're feasting on your presence again.

I'd not disturb them, were I you.
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>>42610643
>being surprised that your threads are full of image macros and shitposting
There's an irony to this, but I'm too lazy to explain it.
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>>42610643
We missed you, what'd you expect?
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>>42610526
>[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610637
You know not what powers you wish to unleash here, young adventurer!
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>>42610643
It's the weekend before school and none of my friends want to get drunk or smash giant robots into each other.

So I must shitpost.
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>>42610643
maybe if you posted faster then once per 45 minutes on average.
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>>42610662
WAIT FOR ME YOU ARSEHOLE!
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
Though we must make a mental note to look about this tea party later.

Also
>Tea Party
>At the docks
Dohohoho.
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>>42610643
You took a week off right after dangling an adorable daughteru(Shigure) in front of our noses.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
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GUYS HAMP LEFT THE YORKY!

THIS COULD BE A CHANCE FOR HORNET ROUTE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>42610526
[x] ... no panties!?
skin a deer to get a deerhide, sure. but you don't need to skin a ranger to get ranger panties
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>>42610526
>[x]Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

Also, the following: "If you're having wardrobe issues, Hornet, why not let Shoukaku take you clothes shopping?" Shoukaku did say thinking up outfits was her hobby, so let's give her someone to play dress-up with.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[ ] ... no panties!?
>nice legs

>>42610656
Your point? Compliments given when compliments earned and Hornet has those legs.
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>>42610656
>>Shoukaku is right there
>This can only end in pouting Shou.
A pouting Shoukaku who could very well hike her skirt up a bit more to...entice us into not knowing where to stare.
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>>42610705
and having dangled her, she's been stolen by Hamp. GOD DAMN IT PLANEFAG.
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>>42610705
For those of us who don't play the game, know her history or, god forbid, watch the anime, what's so great about her?
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>>42610686
>smash giant robots into each other
THIS HAND OF MINE IS GLOWING RED
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

Well that happened.
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>>42610526
>[x] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[x] ... no panties!?
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>>42610694
YOU'RE STILL PLANETSIDE, YOU IDIOT! I'M NOT WAITING THAT LONG.

>>42610727
Ohh...

NO. Bad Bentus, no waifu.
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>>42610353
>>42610360
Declaring independence is breaking once oath according to: >>42610285

>>42610526
[x] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
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>>42610526
>[X ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

Woooh! Caught up!
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>>42610727
Disregard waifus for now, we need to follow that daughteru!
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>>42610727
>two beautiful women showing off their legs

Oh, we'd know EXACTLY where to stare.
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>>42610763
>Ohh...
>NO. Bad Bentus, no waifu.
YES Bentus, waifu more!
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I hope we actually get to Shigure or Shoukaku... that is assuming planefag isnt' doing this just to stir the pot more.

>>42610720
It's rude to compliment another girl like that in front of your date.

>>42610705
THIS only to have her swept by Hamp seemingly.

>>42610737
Nice girl with a twisted luck (only survivor of various battles)
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?
>[ ] ... no panties!?
>"Nice legs."

>>42610656
She just tried to coerce us into shunning someone who, through no fault of their own, she sees as socially undesirable. She deserves to pout for a little bit.
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We coulda daughteru'd Shigure but we decided to sit back and watch last thread :(
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>>42610763
Just because you aren't buying the merchandise doesn't mean you can't window-shop.
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>>42610229
This thread has been nothing but Sho fucks waifuing sho despite the story and talking shit about Arizona causing them to get fed up with it and talk shit back then the Shofags point at them and say they are ruining the thread.
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>>42610526
>[ ] Well well well, Hornet, how have you been? Why don't you tell us about your new tow-buddy HMMMMMMM?

oh lawdy that happe-

>Kongou sisters
>Hamp
>Oblivious Ladykiller in with Daijoubu

...Extremely tempted to switch vote.
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>>42610765
>Declaring independence
I hope you aren't benefiting from living in America you freedom hating traitor.
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>>42610823
... You know how to talk to a trader, don't you?
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>>42610789
>date
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>>42610834
ITNEVERENDS.jpg
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>>42610526
>Something lights up in Shigure's eyes, and she nods with almost pathetic eagerness. Hamp grins and ruffles her dark hair affectionately, and the young girl's face blushes crimson at the contact.

Shigure x Hampton x Hornet

Who wins?
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the daughteru got away. Unless we can carjack that ensign or whatever he was for a 3rd time. Hornet is RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. Lets dig into this shit while its there!
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[X] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to thedocks. Like, right now.
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>>42610834
>started with Ari-fag getting salty about some guy making a comment in jest about Arizona and Shokaku

oh do go on
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>>42610739
Kicking > punching
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>>42610818
We were also railroaded into being distracted by shoukaku instead of actually going and dealing with the donut guy for shigure, JUST SO planefag could pull his EPIK TROLLE XDDDD with hamp coming in. Now, to complete the set, he'll post in about 15 minutes that LOL MUH GRANDMA FEELS NEXT THREAD IN TWO WEEKS SEE YA
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>>42610834
>>42610883
>>42610897
>some faggot on /qtg/ is saying I can't possibly stir up controversy with my quests anymore

ah

ahahahha

ahahahhahahahahahaha
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>>42610870
I think Hampton accidentally daughteru'd Shigure.
Or little sister'd.
I think its more hero worship than romantic attraction.
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>>42610887
>Liking the Heaven's Sword Gundam
Okay Eye-talian
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I'll note that Newhampton is a good guy, no matter what the thread might feel about it.

A good man treats all around him the same. Fairly and equitably, with good cheer and warmth.
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>>42610870

Everyone.

Except maybe Hornet.
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>>42610883
Hey now I don't get salty, i just...kick the pot. It's useless being an actual 100% waifufag in a planefag quest anyways. Either on my side or shoukaku's side. Strike Witches Quest taught me that.
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>>42610916
I have never doubted your capacity to create shit Planefag.
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>>42610920
I think it's just "Oh thank fucking god somebody isn't treating me like an albatross"
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>>42610916
Honestly this is just us fucking with each other.
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>>42610920
>Hamp nii-san
I am fine with this.
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>>42610929
ESPECIALLY when they carry his coffee with nary a complaint.
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>>42610818
>>42610897
I blame people trolling him with NTR stuff and this is his retribution.

As for the second part: I wouldn't be surprised if he calls off a thread early with excuse.
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>>42610929
Except his enemies.

Those, he kills without a word.
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>>42610959
Well, yes. That does help quite a lot.
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>>42610923
I like forcing PSRs all day erry day
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>>42610975
That goes without saying.
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>>42608897
Anyone willing to photoshop this so it is actually tears?
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>>42610952
Quick, introduce her to Willie D.
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>>42610845
I'm actually living in a mostly free country and not one that likes looking but not being free.
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>>42610789
>date

Really? I think even Shoukaku knows Hornet has good legs.
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>>42611011
>this salt
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>>42611011
Whoa, too far man.
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>>42610990
Touhou Fuhai superior
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>>42611011
>being this gay
goatfucker.jpg
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>>42611011
>I am 12 and edgy lolololol
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>>42611011

>posting in a planefag thread
>doesn't like planefag

Questfags are like tripfags on other boards, if you want them to go away, you don't reply to them. u r dum
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>>42611011
... That, sir, was utterly uncalled for. It was petty, mean spirited and completely undeserved.

Speak your grievances against quests? Fine. There is no problem in that.

But to attack the man by wishing ill upon his blood? By wishing his departed grandmother suffered?

You are the lowest of the low.
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>>42610816
>She just tried to coerce us into shunning someone who, through no fault of their own, she sees as socially undesirable. She deserves to pout for a little bit.

Why is no one saying anything more about this? Its pretty fucked up, yet shofags can't stop going on about how kind, motherly, and shit she is.
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>>42611011
Hey, are you the dude who is still angry about SWQ having male characters?
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>>42611011
What in the actual fuck.
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>>42611073
wut
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>>42611065
>>42611103
>too far
>where do you think you are.jpg
If you wanted sympathy you came to the wrong hugbox.
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>>42611011
I'm surprised you even follow this, if you hate this so much.
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>>42611011
Nobody is going to read your quests no matter how much you shit post in other people's quests.
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>>42611121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoN6mr3cQ8
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>>42611106
No need to harp on it now, just bring it up next time people argue that she's a nice person and not just fixated on Settle as unhealthily as Arizona is
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>>42611103
you can fuck right off too you pretentious RPing faggot

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY YOU NEVER EVER LET ANOTHER WEBSITE IN HERE. LITERALLY SPACEBATTLES FUCKWADS ITT
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>>42611126
Planefag didn't ask for sympathy. Most of us give it to him anyway, if you have a problem with us defending him, then take it up with us you miserable piece of shit.
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>>42611152

>Being this new
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>>42611103
To be fair, you're kind of a fag.
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>>42611011
>dozens of U MAD images
>image limit reached

now this, sir, is suffering, because goddamn. GODDAMN, SON.

ANYWAY VOTES TOTES CALLED NOO THREAD INCOMING
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>>42611126
That isn't sympathy. That's common human decency that THAT asshat clearly lacks.
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>people actually taking the shit bait.
>even 'ironically'

retards, all of you.
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>>42611152
oh my god you're that salty-ass shitfucker that kept ranting about sb

just fucking let it go man
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>>42611152
>rp
>/tg/
>quest
I shit you not guy you might have head problems
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>>42611152
.....OMFG not this cryfag shit again.
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>>42611183
>>NOO

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID GUYS?! YOU SEE WHAT YOU MOTHERFUCKIN DID?!
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>>42611205
>omfg
Kill yourself.
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>>42611152
GIVE ME A B! GIVE ME AN A! GIVE ME AN I! GIVE ME A T! WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
>>
Is this the phenomenon called "weekend" we are witnessing right now?
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>>42611011
Get a load of this fuckin childish punk.
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>>42611218
BAIT!
AND THESE NIGGAS TOOK IT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT THE ACTUAL MADMEN
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>>42611126
There are lines one should not cross.

I can call you a cocksucking faglord with a donkey fetish, but I will NEVER wish harm upon your family.

>>42611152
Ahhh, that guy. Now it makes sense.

Doesn't excuse it one bit, but it explains it.
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>>42611152
Yeah he is a shithead namefagging without content, but its best to just ignore him, don't feed trolls ect.
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>>42611205
>OMFG
knock that off
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>>42611218
shut up planefag
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We're on page nine.
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>>42611106
She did that out of concern for Settle. Arizona would have bodied the girl if she heard that. See? I can play the completely unfounded bullshit game as well.
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>>42611175
>this much butthurt
Keep crying bitch nigga
>>42611186
>common human decency
I'll say it again.
>Where do you think you are.jpg
If you can't handle it, get out or stop taking the fucking obvious bait.
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>>42611106
It's not just about Shigure being socially undesirable.
It's about, in a world where magic (or the higher-dimensional physics equivalent) has been proven to exist, bad luck and omens have far more credence than we normally give them.
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>>42611261
That's not PF, ya mong
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>>42611205
>.....OMFG
I wish I could insult you with some smug reaction pic.
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>>42611152
SPOILER ALERT: 4chan itself was a spinoff of Something Awful. The faggotry was inside us (and by association you) all along.
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>>42611261
I'm not Planefag. I'm actually Idiot, for all two, maybe three of you who might vaguely remember me.
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>>42611152
>Being this butthurt
LOL FAGGOT
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>>42611103
Um ... yah. That was complete trash of the highest order. The man gives us something fun to do on a Saturday evening and you attack his family? That is appealingly low, even for the Internet.
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>>42610737
She is really cute especially when Kai2, and has a tragic backstory as a sole survivor of the Nishimura fleet from Surigao.

She ended up rescuing tons of sailors because she was one of the few ships that survived mostly undamaged from fleets she was with.

She sank slowly allowing 270 of her 307 crew to escape after being torpedoed by USS Blackfin.

She is pretty soft spoken, and the name means autumn/fall drizzle/shower.
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>>42611247
>never insult your family

fuck man you better harden that skin this shit's about to get wild.
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>>42611178
Well, I am not homosexual.

But I am a bit strange.

Okay, completely fucking weird. But that's true of everyone here.
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>>42611289
You could say it is 4chan's Original Sin.
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>>42611282
THAT IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON
FUCK, THAT SHIT IS NEVER OKAY.
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>>42611247
>there are lines one should not cross
Then people should harden the fuck up.
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>>42611216
he means new thread fgt
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>>42611280
I can handle it, but for all the wrong reasons.

Doesn't change the fact that it's over the line.
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>>42611316
You may not be homosexual but you are gay as fuck.
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>>42611269
When Arizona wants to protect settle from dangerous shipsluts, she lets him know that she's there to back him up and lets him choose how best to proceed.
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>>42611280
Jimmy, can we meet at Hot Topic tomorrow and buy those internet meme shirts to show how cool we are?
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>>42611316
>lol so wierd just liek al of you too rite?

This is the kind of people we get here because of quest threads. At least planefag for all his idiocy didn't take my fucking bait about his grandma. jesus you fucking normalfag REEEEEEEEE on outta here already
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>>42611316
But you are a pretty big faggot
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>>42611330
>>42611314
There's so much edge in here my finger got cut.

4chan went to shit since they let underage retards in here.
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>>42611308

You know people always talk about Surigao with Shigure, but they tend to forget Vella Gulf.

http://microworks.net/pacific/battles/vella_gulf.htm
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>>42611314
My hull doesn't need hardening. It's a personal code of honour.

>>42611343
... So, no more than you?
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>>42611348

....Except that one time she literally went balls deep and beat up the people making us breakfast
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>>42611369
>honor
>internet
lel
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>>42611306
And for the record, that was supposed to be "appallingly" and once again autocorrect makes me look like an ass -- and I really don't need the help ...
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>>42611330
Believe me, the thought of your impending ban has me harder than I thought physically possible.
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>>42611343
To quote a retard in this thread, where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>42611365
FOR YOU
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>>42611380
Point. Kongo is for bongo though
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>>42611316
I think you'd be more insulted that he just called something as advanced as you a bundle of sticks.
oh god I've been following these threads for so long that I'm giving Bentus RP advice
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>>42611280
>Muh 4chans
>Muh horrible people
>lolItrollyou
>haha being a generally insufferable waste of proteins is the best

You lack even basic self-awareness and social skills, don't you? Yes yes, we are all very impressed with how mature and uncaring you are because only number one matters.

Now you've impressed us all and convinced us what pathetic losers and excuses for humans we are, you can go away and never have to worry about this thread again.
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>>42611314
> this shit's about to get wild
...Wow. That's just sad.
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>>42611369
>... So, no more than you?
Nah, I'd actually suck a dick.
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>>42611369
>Honour
>On 4chan
Bentus, did you forget where the fuck you are?

4chan is the Mos Eisley of the internet.
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>>42608648
To leave room for the seaplane catapult, I guess. Remember, they were designed before Big Mistake #1, so the optimal arrangement of things like aviation facilities were still being worked out.
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>>42611391
So you literally become a retarded fuckwad that throws away all his personal principles when booting up his browser?
>>
New less shitlord infested thread when?
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>>42611417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnclastqkA
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>>42611366
what does this statement mean

It's still against the rules and it still is impossible to enforce
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>>42611380
To be fair the situation Settle was in qat first glance didn't seem like making breakfest

also it's Kongou making tea. It requires at least that much
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>so much edge
>so much salt
>too much bait
>new thread when
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>>42611478
>and it still is impossible to enforce
There are clearly a 12 year old in this thread.
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>>42611453
>shitlord
You know I actually can't tell if you're ironically shitposting or if you're serious.
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>>42611421
My 4chan Translator Matrix covers idioms and slang. I am... generally aware of what people really mean.

>>42611442
Being in an hive of scum and villainy does not require you to become scum and villains.

One chooses how one acts.

... I am aware that choosing to act like a giant space ship does not give a great first impression of my decision making.
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>>42611450
I never said that, but if you come on here expecting honor from NEETs, underage kids, and people like James Holmes, then you're obviously delusional, anon.
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>>42611367
Shit I didnt even know about Vella.
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>>42611526
>James Holmes

Who the fuck is that? Jim Profit's alter ego?
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>>42611481

Oh 100%. But I couldn't just let some people pretend that Arizona is some operator tier levels of cool and collected. She's just as rabid as Shokaku is in her need to protect Settle, it just comes out different ways.

Honestly, before any waifuing of either of them something about that needs to change. You can't have a relationship where one partner just coddles the other all day long.
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>>42611516
Yeah these are all Gaylords! Get it right fag!
>>
Can we go back to bitching at the traitor?
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>>42611559
Aurora, Colorado shooter and a brony. Much like I suspect you to be.
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>>42611526
You implied the whole of the Internet, not only 4chan. There's a reason I singled you out and didn't mention that other guy that specified 4chan.
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>>42611524
don't worry your just a giant space boat attracted to shipsluts nothing to be ashamed of
>rocks are not popcorn captcha
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>>42611555

Shigure got REAL lucky there. The Solomon Islands Campaign at up Japanese Destroyers like candy. I think something like 40 of them were sunk in 42-43.
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>>42610526

[X] Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.
Should probably warn Goto right away too.
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>>42611152
Doing a fantastic job of making new people feel welcome cumbreath.
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>>42611587
Wait, who's the traitor? Hamp?

He actually disregarded slutty carriers and went for the daughterus like a good boy. I'm proud of him.
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>>42611526
We don't expect honor. We just expect the bare minimum tact to not have someone track you down and kill you.

Usually it's a self correcting problem. They either don't do something that mindblowingly stupid, or they do and someone goes Liam Neeson on them.
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>>42611566
I've been lurked /v/ and /pol/ where tumblr speak is thrown around ironically. It's hard to differentiate between ironic shitposting and someone seriously using it sometimes.
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>>42611564
Oh pretty much sure, Though in terms of circumstances I think it's a little different.
>>
Best thing this thread was the new STACKED pictures and Hornets commando mode being confirmed.
>>
Jesus I leave for a shower and the thread explodes in shitposting. And i didn't even do it.

Where's this new thread then?
>>
I've been away for a few weeks. Do we have a waifu yet?
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>>42611656
Soon.

Which, in PF speak, means some time in the next hour.
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>>42611524
Bentus let me tell you why people don't namefag unless they have a good reason (like being a writefag/drawfag or a combo of the two).

With 4chan being like Mos Eisley, people all have to act like the "scum and villany" so that they don't get run out of town (banned in this case). And eventually this changes people into the scum and villany they were mearly pretending to be in the first place.

So long story short, It's better to be scum and villany than run out of town (banned).
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>>42611656
No idea mate but I hopes it's soon.
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>>42611632
Good thing that's not our job fag.
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>>42611681
Shall we agree to a friendly rivalry here then? I don't want to see a repeat of this disaster.
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>>42611637
Nah the confederatefag.
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>>42611664
Do not fuck the boats
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>>42611664
The bad news is, no one has been killed lately so there's the whole pool of candidates still.

The good news is Naka is ascending positions fast, Hornet got a towfriend and Arizona and Shokaku are being weird.
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>>42611716
I thought Naka was going out with Harder...
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>>42611676
Well then, I am glad to have chosen to namefag.

Especially since I am now aware of the Global Rules, which means I most likely won't be banned.

>>42611681
>>42611709
Ah, brotherhood and peace, even amongst rivals.

It warms the heart.

... Wait, it might have been my fourth plasma reactor.
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>>42611709
Hell yeah, fuck I love and adore Arizona just as much as I love Shoukaku and can't wait for her to get her bells back.
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>>42611716
Core characters don't get killed in a planefag quest.
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>>42611715

How do you even fuck a boat?
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>>42611738
as a daughteru
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>>42611738
I think that's more of an elaborate ritual of dueling.

Depends if it ends on hate-love or love-hate.
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>>42611750
Sounds like a question for NAVYFAG!

Well?
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>>42611750
Same way you fuck a house.
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>>42611750
The idiots try propeller first.
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>>42611749
Non-core character don't get killed either
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>>42611747
>... Wait, it might have been my fourth plasma reactor.
Stop that.
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>>42611775
Idiots don't get a second chance, I see.
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>>42611588
You do realize that there's more than one person posting as Anonymous, yes?
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>>42611765

Find a sounding tube and get the grease.
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>>42611632
I would actually use some cum flavored with actual cum breath mints.
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>>42611681
>>42611709
Not sure if we can put the genie back into its lamp now. I like both (admitedly Shoukaku more) but I don't want things to go like this. The only people that win a shitstorming waifuwar are the people who shitpost for their sole sake.

>>42611716
That'd involve NTRing Harder.... and that's just NO.

>>42611664
Nope though Arizona and Shoukaku are the top choices.
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>>42611653

Occasional commando mode.

And keep in mind ranger panties are notoriously easy to get bunched up when you slide down shit. That's why the fuck I switched to boxer briefs.
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>>42611788
All Anonymous posts are done by m00t in his secret Mexico bunker.

Yes, even yours.
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>>42611807
Great timing Navy, now I have tea stuck in my nose AND on my phone ...
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>>42611807
>Not coming in dry
Navyfag pls

>>42611815
Hey Corporal, does Haji surf, unlike Charlie?
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>>42611785
Oh, boy. We've been over this a million times.

It's my thing. Ignore it if it bothers you. Blah, blah, blah.

And you've made me break character. Irritating.
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>>42611826
>tea
You deserve it.
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>>42611750
Fairies
>>
I'm honestly kinda amazed no one has done 40k shipgirls at this point
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>>42611750
>how do I fuck boat
Spend more than a few minutes near Iku and you're guaranteed to find out.

Now if you were to ask how to fuck a ship, then you'd have a question relevant to our situation.
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>>42611844

Nope. Fucks goats though.
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>>42610390
Can confirm this is how a Masshole drives to get that first dose of Dunkin. It is a humbling sight.

>>42610526
>[x]Kongou? Tea party? We need to get back to the docks. Like, right now.

Can we please observe from a distance first. Like, there's no need to get reeled into the non-
Oh who am I kidding.
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>>42611853
Has anyone ever done a Nimitz class shipgirl? I feel like this should be a thing.
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>>42611853
I'm not. The Inquisition would be likely to murder every single one of them for heresy, mutancy, or both.
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>>42611846
Look, mate. New anon here. I don't give a single shit about you. I've ignored you the entire time. But you are pure and complete cancer. Everyone else is at least doing related characters. I dislike it, but I can deal with that. You, on the other hand, are nothing of the sort. You decided to RP something completely unrelated. And then you have the GALL to bitch about breaking character? What the actual fuck is your problem?
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>>42611853

Red Tear when.
>>
Why didn't we NTR Kongou away from Goto? She'd loved our 'Officer and a Gentleman' routine!
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>>42611883
Remember, you're in Kongou's Tea Party forever.
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>>42611900
As far as I know, all of that class are still floating ...
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>>42611875
I thought they preferred small children, since those are easier to catch.
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>>42611908
Yeah Im with you, he was fine at the start but hes getting outa control.
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>>42611917

You are literally asking for the impossible.
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>>42611917
That route's only available in a newgame plus
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>>42611908
>New anon
Here's your problem.
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>>42611846
Fuck off.
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>>42611917
>>42611748
>>42611709
fucking why
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>>42611917

Don't stick it in hyperactive crazy. That's Gotos job.
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>>42611925
So? If Iowa can get a shipgirl, why not Nimitz?
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>>42611945
>newgame plus
Oh god no.

I can imagine Settle as Takeru on steroids if that ever happens.
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>>42611917
Nah man you're thinking too small.

We need a GRAND heist (waifu Arizona, shoukaku, Kongo and Yamato).
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>>42611917
Kongou and Goto are a package deal. Can't waifu one without husbando-ing the other.
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>>42611955
Becuase they want to see the story finish, not die in a shitstorm to end all shitstorms.
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>>42611959
She wasn't in active service.
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>>42611900
>>42611925
There are a couple of Nimitz-class being discarded, but they are still pretty young to come out as shipgirls as far as this quest is cncerned.
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>>42611955
it's called funposting m8, it's taking the piss. I like the hometown girls, shoufag likes the yellow fever, and kongoufag...is uh, special.
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>>42611950
Do you not know what "new anon" means? It means a different anon, not someone who is new to the site.
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>>42611908
>>42611938
Only Hate is considered canon and Bentus was ordered by PF himself to stick around.
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>>42611938
Yes. Because you're in control of anything here.

PF is in control. If he says stop, I stop.

He hasn't said stop, though.
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>>42611986
And Hate. Don't forget the Hate.
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>>42611917
Well you can't NTR a one-sided love.
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>>42612010
So is Naka IIRC.
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>>42612010
He was told to stay around because people were pestering him to leave and Planefag didn't want 4chan to be so unwelcoming to the people who have come here for this quest.
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>>42611986
>not drunk enough. jpg
your fucking multiplying i swear you are
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>>42612007
If you're using "new anon" for that, then you're clearly new. Kindly go back to /gaia/.
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>>42611900
Google USS America. It's the closest that we will get.
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>>42611986
PF's already confirmed no Route of kings harem for this quest, at least for settle. It'll be a battle to the end friend. And stop that, yamato is for Hate's Kantai kessen waifu duo.
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>>42612019
What you essentially just said is that you lack self control. You realize this correct?
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>>42611926

They prefer whatever they can stick their dick in. Apparently their religion is real fucking lenient on fucking as long as it's a kid or an animal, I don't fucking know.
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>>42612019
Couldn't you find an actual RP forum to go do your bullshit?
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>>42612020
I thought that was already implied.
>captcha wants boats
I'm with ya. NEW THREAD WHEN
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>>42612019
Why you are being an asshole to me? All I said is you're taking it too far, just stop talking.
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>>42611994
We haven't heard anything about the Fords in canon yet I think ... and given they're reactivating the reserve fleet and everything that will float I assume that all of the Nimitz class are in service in-quest.
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>>42612020
Might as well include Iowa so she doesn't feel lonely then.

Polyamory route!
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>>42612041
That's wrong though. PF told other RPfags to piss off.
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>>42612046
Meh, though I might as well throw in, I'm sure that everyone's gonna drop the names in the next thread though.
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>>42611846
Let me get this straight. A sentient spaceship is bitching about breaking character when he's in a shipslut thread. Something completely different from his series of origin.
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>>42611397
I'm still here. I wasn't even the original shitposter that started the derail. You're staying hard for a long while.
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>>42612062
There's a retard in this conversation who can't control himself about taking the things he doesn't like and shut up, and it isn't him.
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>>42612091
>I'm sure that everyone's gonna drop the names in the next thread though.
I fucking wish.
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>>42612069
Bentus came from spacebattles where he posts as big boss.
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>>42612072
You are not the victim here.
>>
NEW THREAD GOING UP IN A FEW SECONDS
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>>42611846
your personality matrix on the fritz again
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>>42612091
Like hell i will I will to vote but not to funpost about waifus
>>
Racist grandma route when.
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>>42612075
I read that as poly-armory. Which works too I guess. Nambus on one side, colts on the other.
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>>42612041
From what I recall PF said he's known bentus for a long time and he's cool with him and the guys shitton on bentus could kindly fuck off.
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>>42612133
ALL HAIL!
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>>42612139
Don't encourage his cancer.
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>>42612145
BANDWAGON
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>>42612133
Thank the Elder Ones. May this thread and its inhabitants burn forever in Hades.
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>>42612010
Authorized rather than ordered.

>>42612037
Yes, Naka was confirmed as accepted.

>>42612062
Not precisely what I said.

I said you had no control over me. I recognize PF's authority over his threads.

>>42612132
No one is a victim. We're merely varying degrees of irritable persons on the internet, disagreeing on how we're having fun.

>>42612139
It is on the fritz.
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>>42612145
I thought goto said racist grandma was akagi
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>>42612155
>rustled jimmies. jpg
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>>42612111
You'd be surprised then.
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>>42612155
Dude get the fuck over it.
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>>42612177
>space between the . and the jpg

rustled indeed
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>>42612187
QED.
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>>42610473
>It's older than Kongou, kid!
ha
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>>42612165
Bruh you just condemned hamp, shigure and hornet to a terrible fate.
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>>42612167
>Authorized/ordered.
Same difference.

>victim
He was trying to position himself as one.
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>>42612171
Huh, I get those two confused all the time.
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>>42612155
just where do you think you are?.jpg
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>>42610526
>[ ] ... no panties!?
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>>42612131
I did not know my soul could vomit.
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>>42612075
>>42611986
>Stealing Yamato and Hate away from Iowa

Guys lets not be dicks and take away best girl's harem okay?
>>
Pls hurry with new thread. My potato phone can't handle almost 1k posts.
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>>42612232
Well, they already went there and came back fine, so it'll be all good.
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>>42612054
>No harem route
Awww god dammit! Harem route is best route.

Well it's not like I mind Shokaku. So long as Goto ends up with Kongou and Yamato and Hate DON'T do the deed, I'm fine.

Incidentally, I have Royal Navy shenanigans primed and ready to go, as soon as the next thread is up. Clocking in at nearly 4000 words though, its might be a long one.
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>>42612251
Slowpoke.jpg
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>>42612234
... Not really the same. Authorized means "He can if he wants to". Ordered means "Stay and do it."

>>42612279
Oh my.
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>>42612250
>I namefag because people on 4chan care who I am.jpg
A site that encourages anonymity.
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>>42612279
The fleet route is the harem route. An admiral is not an admiral without a fleet.
>>
"You're going a little far tone it back some dude"
>You don't control me

>>42612234
>>42612132
You're a fucking moron.
>>
>>42612279
Goto/kongou
Hate/yamato/iowa
Settle/Arizona
Shoukaku/Akagi
Kaga/Zui
Harder/Naka
Hamp/Hornet
Willie/Sammy

Perfect ending, right there.
>>
Have some assorted poi while we wait for PF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwDHY_M_jFc
>>
Harem a shit.

I'll take any one waifu over some garbage kitchen sink non-relationship.

Even Shokaku.
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>>42612279
>Royal Navy shenanigans
tell me more
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>>42612297
You're on the wrong site then.
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>>42612327
I don't control you either.
>>
>>42612330
Willie/Sammy
Umm.
I want to yes. And No.
What do?
>>
>>42612369
Okay, we get that. But could you please tone it down a bit?
>>
DIRECT HIT TO PORT, FORWARD MAGAZINE IS BURNING. CASUALTIES BEING REPORTED.
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>>42612387
"Maybe" is an option.
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>>42612337
>This show is about boats
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>>42612387
>What do?
Hard reboot and wait for Bob.
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>>42611330

Ahahahah, oh wow. Have you ever successfully used that IRL? Fuckin' LAWL. "Harden the fuck up". Jesus titfucking Christ, SO EDGY.
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>>42612387
Sammy is for Johnston and Hoel, not Willie.
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>>42612345
I think you're letting VNs (which generally have harem routes be mainly fluff affairs) and so called 'harem' animes color your perspective.

That and a properly done harem route is harder than a single girl route.
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>>42612357
>You're on the wrong site
Absolute cancer.
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>>42612237
Akagi is the nice one.
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>>42612416
>Military drama about boats
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>>42612054
Did he, when?
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>>42612409
>>42612417
I'll add in Desdiv six too the pair.
That works. Resolved, not enough destroyers.
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>>42612180
>>42612180
>>42612180
>>42612180
NEW THREAD: LESS SHITPOSTING EDITION MORE KONGOU POSTING EDITION
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>>42612327
You don't, little SJW.
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>>42612279
Get in the IRC, if you have problems getting there ask in the next thread
>>
>people whining about RPers AGAIN.

>the whining is a dozen times more unsightly than the RP.

I say this as somebody who skips over bentus unless someone else is quoting him. I want to read about ships, waifus, and the intersection of those two things. not "le anonymous culture".
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>>42611846
>And you've made me break character. Irritating.
>PERIOD SINGLE DISMISSIVE WORD PERIOD
>Out of character
>AS IN, COMMUNICATING NORMALLY
Too good.



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