>>42603826
>Do stuff (?)
I supposed we should step inside, then.

>>42603826
Uh, follow him in and stuff? I guess we should probably talk about the bullshit with the fish people and yellow cunt at some point.

And there was the changes we got during the roadtrip we wanted to show off, but I dunno if no is when we wanna be doing it. Location seems isolated but I can't honestly say I know all that much about where we are right now.

>>42603826
Well ok then, let's follow Wolfy into his magical realm.

Maybe we should try to explain about how we're super enemies with the golden serpent now.

>>42603826
>Do stuff (?)
step inside

>>42603826
"Didn't expect to see a man like you in a place like this."

>>42603826
>Do stuff (?)
Step inside

>>42603922
I can see this being a fun conversation.

>oh btw 3 way landmaster turf war about to go down.

>>42603967
Charged blindly, missed wildly, wasted shots, and absolutely, totally cut a deal with a dragon.

>>42603826
>Speak words (?)
"So how was your summer?"

>>42604005
On the one hand, HBQ dragons don't seem to be nearly as bullshit as SR dragons.

On the other hand, it doesn't really matter because she's currently way more bullshit than Sierra and it will take some serious scheming to work around it.

>>42604066
If it comes down to it, maybe we can borrow Orias' dragon gun.

>>42604226
huh, forgot about that. You know what? Yeah, we should do that. She'll probably give us a reason to want her dead anyways. And can you imagine what Sierra on Dragon Blood would be like? Amazing.

>>42604226
I don't think the dragon gun will hit hard enough. If we wanna take down Osifera, we're gonna need to do something like have her and Hastur fight eachother bloody, exhaust their wells, and then shell the area with sustained artillery. I wonder how hard it'd be to acquire some of those magic airships from the place Freddy's fighting.

Maybe we can find some more Zorrs and set those one her.

>>42604291
I already want her dead. The only question is how we're going to manage it.

>>42604291
there is probably a better use for dragon blood than to use it as liquid cocaine. we even have a blood specialist right here to tell us what. and even if that's all we can do with it, selling it would be more sensible.

>>42604410
But who else could say that they've snorted actual dragon blood?

>>42604449
any given lady friend of Nemo who is into that sort of thing?

>>42604449
Plenty of people, I imagine.

I don't think the "dragon" part is as relevant as the "old as shit and has thousands of wells" part. Nemo was a dragon and he didn't seem to be any stronger than us or Roger.

You snicker. “Why don’t we both step inside,” you say, passing through the door and by Wolfgang, then down the dark stairs. It smells like freshly cleaned carpet. Which makes you wonder what this place is, and why Wolfgang’s got keys to it. You’ve certainly never been here before.

You hear Wolfgang on the steps behind you, and hurry down the last few to have a couple seconds to look around.

You’re in a dark and cozy little apartment. You can’t see through the sliding glass door with your shadow sight, but you guess it has a view of the ocean, since you could see it from the roof. You don’t recognize any familiar scents. Whoever owns this place, you don’t think it’s Wolfgang.

“Lights on or off?” asks Wolf, coming down the last couple stairs.

“Whatever’s good,” you say.

“How about option three then,” he replies, brushing past you into the little sitting area by the window. He leans over behind the sofa and pulls out a duffel bag, out of which he retrieves a few candles. “Light these up,” he says, tossing you two.

You catch both with expert form. Which is good, because if you dropped one you’d look dumb. Or maybe he’d look dumb for throwing two candles at you at the same time. You tuck one under your arm and pinch the wick of the other, igniting it instantly. You set it down on the fancy coffee table, blinking away your shadow sight so you can enjoy the warm colors of the firelight.

“What is this place?” you ask, lighting the other one and setting it beside the first.

>>42604558

Wolfgang’s lighting his candles by hand as well, as in, with his fingers, but his burn with soft violet light. Showoff. “The apartment belongs to a friend’s uncle or something like that,” he tells you, setting a candle on the windowsill. “He said I could use it, so long as I didn’t touch any of the whites in the cupboard.”

“Fancy restrictions,” you say.

“Only the fanciest,” Wolf replies, finishing off the positioning on a last candle. He turns around, now mysteriously holding a bottle and a pair of glasses. He couldn’t have been hiding them on his person, he’s not even wearing his suit jacket. “You made it into the wing club. That’s as big as it gets.” He raises the bottle to you. “Would you like to do the honors, or should I?”

>Do it. But no spraying the foam everywhere if it’s going to be like that.
>Me. Give it.
>Actually uh. It’s kind of not all good news. (Tell him about landmaster turf wars and the Yellow King.)
>Wow. This is getting fancy. Putting on airs.
>Can you wizard up cake too? Or is it just wine?
>So... how was your summer? We'll swap stories. (Engage in intelligent conversation.)
>Hold your horses. Haven’t even seen the wings yet.
>Other (?)

>>42604578
>>Hold your horses. Haven’t even seen the wings yet.
>Me. Give it.
>So... how was your summer? We'll swap stories. (Engage in intelligent conversation.)

>>42604578
>Hold your horses. Haven’t even seen the wings yet.
>Do it. But no spraying the foam everywhere if it’s going to be like that.
>So... how was your summer? We'll swap stories. (Engage in intelligent conversation.)

>>42604578
>Do it. But no spraying the foam everywhere if it’s going to be like that.
>Hold your horses. Haven’t even seen the wings yet.
>Actually uh. It’s kind of not all good news. (Tell him about landmaster turf wars and the Yellow King.)

>>42604578
>So... how was your summer? We'll swap stories. (Engage in intelligent conversation.)

>Wow. This is getting fancy. Putting on airs.
>Can you wizard up cake too? Or is it just wine?

>>42604578
>I think I'm supposed to make a euphemism here, but I'm totally too classy for that stuff.

>>42603826
>San: 87
Guys, we really need to do something about this.

Like, seriously, when it was just two or three points below 100, that was one thing, but we're starting to slide down faster and faster. We need to get a therapist, or some sort of psychological anchoring to help fix this shit.

>>42604578
>Do it. But no spraying the foam everywhere if it’s going to be like that.
>Can you wizard up cake too? Or is it just wine?
Lets just forget about landmastering for one night and be with out boyfriend.

>>42604578
let him do the toast. landmaster business comes later.

>>42604682
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/ha-gay/
I'm just gonna leave this here...

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>>42604732
I guess I had that coming

>>42604578
>Hold your horses. Haven’t even seen the wings yet.

>Me. Give it.
>So... how was your summer? We'll swap stories. (Engage in intelligent conversation.)
>Intelligent

Languid...

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Ggh, I need to catch up on this thing. Lost track in the low 20s but there's not a lot of good material around. OP's power is strong.
>>42604682
>be with out boyfriend.
I DO NOT LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS TYPO.

>>42604674
San 87 is fine. We've been this low before without much ill effect.
We would need to be way lower than this for it to be a problem.

>>42604862
ominous indeed...

>>42604862
Get on it, man!

>>42604877
>>42604674
We've been down to like 83 before and it was no problem.

>>42604578
>>Me. Give it.

>>42604877
>>42604951
Anon's just another one of the guys who freaks out if the mc isn't 100% perfectly sane.
He probably forgot that 100 san Sierra is still mentally ill.

>>42604951
I don't think we should worry too much. We can probably drop down to 70 without major risk of permanent damage.

>>42605001
Eh we haven't got permanent damage from flipping out. We are already insane, as is evident from the tracker. We just have a lid on it right now (admittedly a more tenuous grasp than normal)

>>42604995
I know, some of these anons just freak out whenever our SAN score moves at all. It's really not that big of a deal.

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>>42604916
>Get on it, man!
Aye, I will. Just found myself randomly trawling the catalog and chanced upon this topic. T'was a pleasant surprise to see the quest still going strong with a solid number of IPs and votes alike.
>>42604909
>ominous indeed...
inb4 I jinxed it.

>>42605046
We do have PTSD now. Luckily we manage to keep it under control because flashbacks would be very, very bad.

>>42605148
>now
That shit's been going on since the start of the quest.

>>42605073
He's breaking up with us. All this summer, he found someone else. I bet it's his ex.
>cue 0 SAN

Wine. Fancy. You don’t think you’ve ever been that fancy. Like, never. Just play it cool. He doesn’t have to know. You sit down on the sofa, and stretch out a little bit. “Do it. But don’t get any foam on me, if that’s how it’s going to be,” you say, with a note of warning.

“No promises,” he says, jabbing a bottle opener into the cork and pulling it out with a pop. There is an anticlimactic amount of fizz and stuff that comes shooting out, but you can smell it pretty well anyway – kind of smoky with a hint of vanilla, though you don’t think they actually put vanilla in wine. Do they?

Wolfgang hands you a cold glass, setting the bottle aside and sitting on the other end of the couch from you.

“Y’know,” you say, staring critically at your glass and it’s sparkly contents, “aren’t you supposed to save the wine for after you, you know, actually see the wings?”

“You’re absolutely right, give it back,” he says, motioning impatiently at you with the other hand.

You shield your glass from him.

“I see how it is around here,” he says.

“Don’t we have to have a toast or something?”

He nods, as if he hadn’t thought about it. “Okay. You name it.”

>You’re the one who brought wine into this. Own up to it.
>Uh. So... uh. Toasting....
>Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us, I guess.
>To power! And... more power. Like. After that.
>Wait. This better not bet some kind of reverse psychology thing to break up with me.
>Other (?)

>>42605199
>I bet it's his ex.
The mortal?
There's no way he'd ditch us for her. We're ultimate power, and that's what hellions are totally into.

>>42605242
>>Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us, I guess.

>>42605242
>To wings! Because fuck yeah, wings, totally fucking awesome.

>>42605242
>Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us, I guess.

>>42605280
And they're also really good at playing basketball, sure. Racist.

Seriously though, Wolfgang seems to be more into ignoring his demonic nature and trying to live as a human, so it might not apply to him.

>>42605242
>Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us, I guess.

>>42605242
>To power! And... more power. Like. After that.
>To beautiful girls.

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>>42605280
>>42605199
>Sierra freaking out over being broken up with
...if fanfic wasn't always terrible I'd totally write that.
>>42605242
See
>>42605304

>>42605242
>Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us, I guess.

>>42605242
>Other (?)
"To taking risks. It doesn't always pay off, but when it does, you can get a boyfriend who can teleport."

>>42605242
>>42605304
This. Fuck yeah, wings.

>>42605242
>Other (?)
"What's the wine? Getting a hint of vanilla there."

>>42605645
Some kinds of rat poison smell like vanilla

>>42605330
Only the black ones are good at basketball.

>>42605645
It's the white he wasn't supposed to touch.

>>42605242
It's not him.

It's a shapeshifter assassin.

The wine is poisoned.

Claims a 240-year-old bottle of wine was uncorked in Crimea for former Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi and Russian President Vladimir Putin have sparked a probe in Ukraine.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/putin-berlusconi-240-old-wine-row-145422809.html#iICGBQy

My God! He's Russian!

>>42605834
Go home, shadowrunner

>>42605881
He is home Sierra is kind of a shadow mistress.

>>42605902
NEW TITLE GET

Well. There’s the obvious. “To wings! Because hell yeah!” you say, raising your glass.

Wolf chuckles at you.

You feel kind of silly. Got to be more serious too. “Uh. And uh. Well, we’re the only ones here, so to us too,” you add.

“We can just have it be about the wings if you want,” he whispers.

“Oh. Yeah. Okay.” But you feel like you’re forgetting something.

He holds out his glass. “Now we do this.”

“Cool,” you reply, clinking his glass with yours.

“To wings,” he says.

“Wings,” you agree, almost downing your cup. But you stop midway, because it tastes better than you expected. You slow down to savor the taste a little. There’s a lot of different qualities going on here, and you’re not sure you got to appreciate all of them. But slow or fast, you’re left with an empty glass.

You have to stop yourself from immediately pouring yourself another. This isn’t Coca-Cola. This is class. Got to make intelligent conversation.

“What’s that?” asks Wolfgang.

Did you say that aloud? “I said... how was your summer? I mean. We can swap stories and stuff.”

“Okay. Deal,” he says. He reaches for the bottle to pour more wine for himself and for you. “You go first.”

A few hours and several stories later, there is no more wine left.

>>42606334

“And to this day, he won’t set foot in his room unless his roommate’s home,” says Wolfgang.

You squint questioningly at him. “You had Mori lock a poltergeist in your friend’s dorm for screwing you over,” you state.

He laughs. “Pretty good, right?”

You snicker, letting your head fall back to rest on the pillow you stuffed behind your neck for just such an occasion. Your mouth still tastes like vanilla and pears, and you bat your tail side to side contentedly. “That’s so... anti Moriah. I can’t believe she’d agree to use magic for something so....”

“Petty?”

“Awesome,” you say.

“I have many ways,” Wolfgang says, cryptically.

“You can be such a jerk. It’s amazing.”

“Oh no no, you lying to a dragon’s face, that’s what’s amazing,” says Wolfgang.

“Yeah, pretty much,” you agree. “Still kind of iffy about what to do if she figures things out.”

“Don’t even worry about it,” he replies. “She didn’t notice anything wrong for ten years. Even if she does catch on, it won’t be until years from now, and by then, who knows what kind of pain you’ll be able to bring down on her if she causes you a problem.”

>We’re not here about problems, we’re, like. You know. Supposed to be here about wings. Mellow down, Wolf.
>Ugh. If it was just Ossiffera, yeah. But throw in the King of Fish too? Pfft. Shoot me now.
>Does all this big problems or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right? I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into m business.
>What do you think we’ll be doing like, ten years from now? Like. Do you think all this stuff’s really going anywhere?
>Other (?)

>>42606359
>We’re not here about problems, we’re, like. You know. Supposed to be here about wings. Mellow down, Wolf.

>>42606359
>>We’re not here about problems, we’re, like. You know. Supposed to be here about wings. Mellow down, Wolf.
>Does all this big problems or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right? I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into m business.

>>42606359
>We’re not here about problems, we’re, like. You know. Supposed to be here about wings. Mellow down, Wolf.
Carpe diem

>>42606359
>Ugh. If it was just Ossiffera, yeah. But throw in the King of Fish too? Pfft. Shoot me now.

>>42606359
>Other
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pw3IPINRso

>>42606359
>Does all this big problems or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right? I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into my business.

>>42606359
>Does all this big problems or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right? I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into m business.

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>>42606447
That's a butterface if I've ever seen one.

>>42606359
>What do you think we’ll be doing like, ten years from now? Like. Do you think all this stuff’s really going anywhere?
>Does all this big problems or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right? I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into m business.

>>42606447
Huh, so this is why people say "Black Culture" is worthless.

Even if we aren't talking about it now, and even if we aren't going to tell Wolf about it for some reason, we really should tell somebody about Yellowcunt's sabre rattling.

>>42606677
How is that even culture, though?

>>42606334
welp. congrats on revealing all those government secrets to the Russian spy, guys. I thought we loved America.

>>42606359
>>Ugh. If it was just Ossiffera, yeah. But throw in the King of Fish too? Pfft. Shoot me now.
Except with less of a valley girl vibe because frankly I'm getting tired of that shit.

>>42606447
pretty sure you can see her nips.

>>42607208
She's.. not really too terribly smart guy. She's been talking like this for a long while now.

>>42607208
Too bad, anon. Valley Girl is forever. The fact that it irritates some of the readers is part of the appeal.

>>42607208
Welcome to Hellborn Quest, where the MC is a valley girl.

>>42607247
You definitely can.

>>42607208
Sierra is adorable and it's not her fault she has those mannerisms. You can get the fuck out.

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>>42607247
Oh no! Grab the torches and pitchforks! Think of the children who saw this on TV, now they're all going to become child molesters, murders and video gamers!

>>42607278
I personally have been merely putting up with it because of all the other cool shit.

>>42607367
you are being redundant anon all video gamers are murders

>>42607369
And I try to encourage it as hard as I can in every writein because it's hilarious.

>>42607369
If it's any consolation Anon, Sierra has been learning her Heltic from Orias, so when she speaks Heltic she probably sounds super posh and proper.

>>42607369
I find it endearing. It also re-enforces the whole raised in foster care and should have been so much more.

Sierra will always be a shadow of what she should have been.

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>>42607343
Whose fault is it then? I doubt she picked it up from those coloreds.

pic related; it's Sierra as an Empress.

“Does all this big problems stuff or whatever... it doesn’t bother you, right?” you ask, feeling a little concerned for some reason. I mean it’s Imperiate stuff I guess, but I don’t want to go dragging people into my business.”

“No. I’d rather hear all about it than you keep it a secret,” says Wolfgang, leaning forward, a little more serious, though not by much. “I’ve had enough secrets.”

“No but. Like. It’s dangerous, kind of, sometimes,” you say. “It’s normal for me, I think. But I get it if it’s a lot to deal with it. And especially now with the Yellow King starting to make angry noises.”

Wolf smiles. “You saying you don’t think I can take the heat?”

“No, I’m just saying... I don’t know. I’ve seen stuff that happens to people that Hassatur doesn’t like, and I don’t want you to have problems just because I like you or whatever.”

“You’ve got too much on your plate to start worrying about me now,” he says, hooking an arm over the back of the couch. “Relationship’s always come with problems. You have things you have to do. I knew that before we started going out. So it’s going to take a lot more than problems with a fussy dragon or a land-sea-master to keep me away.”

You press your knuckle to your mouth, thoughtfully. So Wolfgang’s in this for reals. Or into you, you guess. Which you knew. And now you double know. “Okay okay, enough about problems, more about wings,” you say.

Wolfgang gives you a vacant stare. “What? Oh. Wings, yes,” he says gruffly, rubbing his eyes. “How could anyone forget wings?”

“Hehheheh. Somebody’s been drinking,” you say, stretching over so you can kick him in the knee. “Haven’t showed anybody yet except the road trippers.”

“Ooh. What makes me special?” he asks wryly.

You scoff. “Your stupid face.”

He nods, mulling your response over. “Awesome.”

>>42607578
fuck off you fucking homestuck

>>42607593

You push yourself off the couch so you can do this properly. The candles are all burned down a couple inches from where they started. Time flies. Or burns, rather. Yeah. You’ve still got it. So now wings. You look down at your cobra shirt.

Except... wait. You’re not supposed to be wearing cobra shirt. You’re supposed to be wearing that red tank top that you never wear because it’s got like zero back to it. Because that’s where wings go. “Uh.” (+5 Stress: 8/103)


“What’s up?” asks Wolfgang, sensing something wrong.

“Wrong shirt,” you say to yourself. (+2 Stress: 10)

Wolf understands the problem, and smirks. “Don’t mind me,” he says innocently.

Your face feels hot. How’d it get so awkward all the sudden?

>It’s too late. You made it weird.
>Minding you is whole the point of everything though.
>We’ll need a couple more bottles of wine before I’ll fall for that.
>Guh. You’re the worst.
>Shut up.
>Come up with solutions (?)
>Other (?)

>>42607644
>Come up with solutions (?)
take it off nonchalantly. that'll show him!

>>42607644
Shadows make everything better. We can just take our shirt off and make our own censor bar. If we give a crap about that kind of thing.

>>42607644
>Other (?)
Whatever. Do it anyway.

>>42607644
>>Come up with solutions (?)
Shadowbra

>>42607697
>>42607719

This. Leave his imaginination running wild.

>>42607644
>S-shut up
>Minding you is whole the point of everything though.
Buck up Sierra. You're wearing a bra right? then its fine, No worse than a swimsuit top in front of him.

>>42607644
>Take it off and tease him but than use shadow censorship.

P.S. The magic cops could find us from our license plate.

>>42607644
Act like it doesn't phase us at all. I-It's not like we care.
Please don't freak out

>>42607644
>It’s too late. You made it weird.
>Shut up.
>Guh. You’re the worst.

>>42607644
A BRA WOVEN FROM OUR SHADOWS

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>>42607750
>You're wearing a bra right?

>>42607719
>>42607644
I'll second the shadow bra

This makes me wonder about things. Sierra's weird armored demon flesh stuff has been growing a lot lately. Has it gotten to the point where there's bits on her tits? Like, does she have spiked areolas or something?

Also, I love how so many people seem to be assuming that Sierra isn't wearing a bra.

>>42607644
>>42607712
Vote, I guess.

>>42607644
>>42607697
+1

Roll some dice for keeping your cool.

>>42607809
I think it's less assumption and more hope. Remember, any given audience on /tg/ is 50% made up of hormonal 14-year-olds.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>42607918

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42607918

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42607918

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>>42607947
godlike

>>42607644
Make shadow clothes or go partial shadow form. All the more terryfing.

>>42607947
THE MAN! THE LEGEND! THE GREATEST ANON OF ALL TIME!

>>42607947
Sweet mother of god.

>>42607947
About fucking time we get a 1 when it's actually time to roll.

>>42607644
>Minding you is whole the point of everything though.
>>42607719
Seconding Shadowbra

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>>42607947
YOU SHALL RİDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

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>>42607947
The coolest!

>>42607947
Cooler than the arctic fucking circle.

>>42607947
Damn

>>42607947
Holy shit.

>>42607947
Nice. This is roll under quest right?

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>>42607947
Too cool for school

So we get real wings now right?

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>>42607963
>>42607969
>>42607974

-mfw this is what was playing when I rolled:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes&index=25&list=RDMMBj1AesMfIf8

>>42607947
now he will lose his cool instead

>>42607644
>Minding you is whole the point of everything though.
>We’ll need a couple more bottles of wine before I’ll fall for that.

>>42608047
Depends on what you define "real wings" as.

We have spindle wings, but we can make them work by stretching our shadow over them.

>>42607208
>>42607278
Whatthefuckdoes"valleygirl"evenmean?

myspacebroke

>>42608087
>Shit-tier hip-hop.

C'mon man, Macklemore is the Bieber of hip-hop

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>>42607947
This better give us the ability to stop bullets with a glare.
>>42608131
Use on-screen keyboard, you fag.

>>42608131
Did your google also break?

>>42608143
Pretty Valley Girl in terms of listening though.

>>42607809
It's not like she needs one, her tits aren't all that big and regeneration should keep them in perfect condition even without one.

>>42607947
And all of Sierra's relationship issues go up in smoke.

>>42608087
Not even Sierra has this bad taste in music.
...right guys?

>>42607947
We Icy

>>42608131
>Valleyspeak or Valspeak is an American sociolect, originally of the San Fernando Valley in Southern California, in particular Valley girls. This stereotype, which originated in the 1970s, became an international fad for a certain period. Many phrases and elements of Valleyspeak, along with surfer slang and skateboarding slang, have become stable elements of the California English dialect lexicon, and in some cases wider American English (such as the widespread use of "like" as a hedge).
>The term "Valley Girl" and the Valley manner of speech was given a wider circulation with the release of a hit 1982 single by Frank Zappa entitled "Valley Girl", on which Moon Unit Zappa, Frank's then fourteen-year-old daughter, delivered a monologue in "Valleyspeak" behind the music. This song popularized phrases such as "grody to the max" and "gag me with a spoon".
>High rising terminal is common in Valleyspeak. Statements have rising intonation, causing normal declarative language to appear interrogative to listeners unfamiliar with the dialect.

>>42608195
>her tits aren't all that big
When does she get a landwell for stonking huge tits? they act as ballast for the wings, right?

>>42607938
Let's all take a moment of silence in memory of the shitfit that could have been this roll, had RNGesus not descended upon us.

Shit, this might actually go a long way towards solving Sierra's closeness issues outright.

>>42608199
That song is pretty popular with normies these days. Or it was when I last semi-integrated with them a year or two ago, at least.

Either way, that's probably the kind of shit Sierra listens to. This is her ringtone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Who else is up for Sierra doing it tonight?

>>42608383
No

>>42608383
Yes

>>42608383
I say she might give it a shot, but I sort of expect her to back out of it.

>>42608383
Just go with the flow, man.

>>42608383
nope

>>42608383
Ask again later.

>>42608383
Tonight is not the night.

It’s not awkward. At least it doesn’t have to be. You’re wearing a bra. That’s pretty much like a swimsuit, if you ever went with Wolf somewhere that called for one. Which you haven’t. But now calls for one, so why not? You exhale and laugh at yourself. You can be a real wimp sometimes.

“You’d best buckle up, cause it’s not every day you see wings like these,” you say, turning around and pulling your shirt over your head. You put it on the coffee table and shake your wings out of your shadow. You stretch them out, careful not to knock anything over, and look around with a sharp smile for Wolf’s reaction.

He stares with his mouth agape at your thin, bony wings, eyes tracing the knuckled joints and sharp edges. You flex the fingers of them slightly, showing off their stylishness in their entirety for him. “Wow,” he says. They’re incredible.” Unable to stay seated any longer, he stands and steps closer. He reaches out for the tip of your right wing, about to touch it. But then he looks at you, a kind of overwhelmed feeling coming off of him. “Can I? I mean. Not in a weird way. Or maybe in a really weird way.”

Considering your wings are kind of like hands, and you’re good with holding hands and things like that, you don’t think there’s any logistical problems. But at the same time, you kind of are just standing here without a shirt on. Then again that might not be a bad thing. Maybe this might even be a good time to enact plan ‘ensnare Wolfgang through guile and seduction so you can see what he looks like without glamors’. Yeah, it’s a working title.

>Eh. I think we’ve both had a lot to drink. Maybe not tonight.
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.
>Other (?)

>>42608488
>>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
For the love of god don't ask him to drop his glamors.

>>42608488
>You can have your way with them if you drop the make-up.

>>42608383
never.

>>42608375
Good lord that's bad taste.

>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.
Glamorless Wolf Get!

>>42608488
>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608195
that isn't how sagging works, anon.

>>42608488
>My wings good, my wings sweet, my wings good enough to eat

>>42608488
>>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.

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>>42608537
But I want to make out with his sexy skullface!

>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608584
regeneration should keep skin tight.

>>42608488
>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608589
I for one, am in favour of Wolfgang-fellatio on our wingbones.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>>You can cop a feel, but only if you drop your glamors first.
cmon, this is what we want guys

>>42608681
They're like giant bony swords, man.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
>If you cut yourself, I call dibs on the blood.

>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608702
>They're like giant bony swords, man.
Thultaldicks.jpg

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>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
it's the only option that isn't sleazy or boring.
>handholding
careful you don't get banned, though. we still are a Christian board.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.

>>42608631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptosis_%28breasts%29#Causes
Goddamn, it only took me like 30 seconds of googling to find this. Go read a book, son.

>>42608488
>>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
>Other (?)
Maximum seduction.

>>42608488
>Sure. I mean. We’re both pretty weird, so.
>Other
Wings are an erogenous zone, you know.

>>42608961
None of the reasons given there are not something that would not be prevented by regeneration.

>>42609006
you mean like letting out a small moan when he touches the wings or accidentally letting the bra brush up against him?

>>42608697
I'm pretty sure I know what I want. And I voted for something else, so maybe you need to divert some of that blood back into your tiny little 12-year-old brain and shut the fuck up.

>>42609165
Literally all the reasons given there are somethings that would not be prevented by regeneration.

>>42609302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

Maybe you shouldn’t push Wolfgang like that, though. You actually have a real relationship with a cool guy and you didn’t get here by being weird or manipulative. Well, maybe you did get here by being weird, but you have principles.

You push the tip of one of your wing-fingers into Wolfgang’s hands. “Go for it,” you say. “We’re both pretty weird, so be weird if you want.”

For his part, Wolfgang’s actually flustered. You don’t know if he’s ever been like this before. Then again you don’t know if he’s ever touched a girl’s wings before, so there’s that.

Wolfgang runs his fingers over the bones of your wings and the sharp tips. “They’re so light,” he says.

“Surprised me too,” you say. “Oh and uh. If you cut yourself while you’re back there, I call dibs on the blood.”

“I’ll be careful,” he says. He brushes the thin joint of the smallest and innermost joint on your right wing. The light touch tickles, and you tense, twitching reflexively.

Wolfgang sucks in a breath, and you feel a prick of something wet on the edge of your little wing-spine. You pull your wings back quickly, folding them together. Aninstant later, you taste blood on the air. You inhale automatically, gauging the scent. Wolf’s blood tastes like lightning. You suppress the stupid smile that tries to sneak onto your face, and turn around. “What’d I say?” you say, smirking knowingly at him as you set your claws on your hip-spines.


Wolfgang eyes the long, thin cut on his index finger, as if by staring hard enough it might go away. He smiles disbelievingly at you, saying, “You’re so sharp.” He’s so close you could punch him in the gut without shifting your feet. Or bite his lip, if you leaned in a little.

>Heh. Took you long enough to learn your lesson. (Get your shirt back on)
>Well you’re... uh. Smooth. (The worst.)
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?
>You’re just... I like you.
>Shut up. (Kiss him)
>Other (?)

>>42609564
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?
Suck that damn finger Sierra!

>>42609564
>Shut up. (Kiss him)

>>42609564
>>Well you’re... uh. Smooth. (The worst.)
>>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?
>You’re just... I like you.

>>42609564
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?

>>42609564
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?

>>42609564
>Shut up. (Kiss him)

>>42609564
>You’re just... I like you.
>Fuck, that sounds dumb.
>Shut up. (Kiss him)

>>42609564
>Well you’re... uh. Smooth. (The worst.)
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?
>You’re just... I like you.

>>42609564
>You’re just... I like you.
>Other (?)

Wrap our tail around his wrist, and gently move his hand somewhere we can lick off the blood. Don't bother asking.

Then kiss him and bite his lip.

>>42609564
>"I called dibs."
>motherfucking finger fellatio

>>42609564
>Heh. Took you long enough to learn your lesson. (Get your shirt back on)
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?

>>42609748
Our tail is also made of knives. Use the creepy shadow tentacles when you wanna not shred people.

>>42609564
>(Get your shirt back on)
ANTIVOTE.
SHIRT STAYS OFF UNTIL WE DO THE SHADOWBRA THING.

>>42609564
>>Shut up. (Kiss him)

>>42609564
>Since I let you grope my wings, does that mean you’ll let me taste your blood?
>You’re just... I like you.
>Shut up. (Kiss him)

>>42609797
shadow bodysuit tho

>>42609564
>You’re just... I like you.
>Shut up. (Kiss him)

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>>42609771
>>42609748
>>42609611
Yes.
Yesssss.

Ya'll just want Sierra to be a slut.

>>42609928
Only for wolf

>>42609784
>>42609748
>>42609564
this

>>42609928
>kissing our boyfriend
>slutty
Man where do you come from, the Bible Belt? Saudi Arabia?

>>42609928
You mean we want her to have a romantic interest and attraction to her boyfriend?

>>42609928
>being lewd with one's significant other makes one a slut
Prude pls go

>>42609928
>getting intimate with her boyfriend
>slut
Anon, what.

>>42609928
>slut
>an 18-year-old virgin kissing her boyfriend
What.

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>>42609928
Is this you?

>>42609928
I don't doubt some of us do, but I personally just want Sierra to just enjoy herself while being as close to a person as one can get.

This might go a long way towards overcoming that pesky phobia that keeps bumping up our stress levels.

>>42610129
I cannot wait for Circes' revenge.

>>42610181
enjoy it before we lose our minds and kill him by accident

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>42610184
1/10
>>42610278
Warming up the dice. Let's see how good we'll roll for sex.

>>42610325
bad. bad sex.

>>42610325
>78
Hell it's better then my first time.

>>42609928
>Fucking your boyfriend
>Slut
Grow up

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>42610325
I'm sure Little Wolf would do better.

>>42609928
yurifag detected

Your eyes gravitate toward his bleeding finger. “I called dibs,” you say, reaching out with your claws. But you realize that might lead to more blood, which you kind of do and don’t want, so you take his hand with your shadow as well, wrapping it so your claws don’t pierce his skin as you bring his finger to your mouth.

And then you taste his blood. It’s like a good version of being electrocuted.

“I thought you said you weren’t a vampire,” Wolfgang says, giving you a bemused smile. He’s a little sickened by what you’re doing, kind of making out with his hand, but he’s also kind of charmed. And either way he’s trying not to let on that you’re kind of grossing him out, so that matters.

“I’m not a fucking vampire,” you mumble, scowling up at him from his hand. “You’re just... I like you.” Doesn’t hurt his blood’s fucking fantastic.

“Sierra,” he says, drawing a little closer, as if about to say something.

“Shut up,” you tell him, wrapping your shadow around him and biting his bottom lip before kissing him. There’s some of that back and forth, lit only by candles. And you’re not really sure how it happens, but some stuff gets knocked over, and somehow he winds up without his shirt.

You spot a bed behind Wolfgang, so you intentionally push him until he falls over onto it. You pursue, unwilling to let too much distance between you and him.

And then there’s a pause, and you’re over him, and he’s looking up at you, and you’re both breathing hard, but not because you’re out of breath. His chest is broad and strong, and you have a weird urge to lick his throat, in a totally non-vampiric kind of way.

He takes a deep breath and looks you in the eye. “Sierra. I love you,” he says. “If... you didn’t already know.”

He... what?

>What? When?
>That’s... cool.
>But I’m - and you’re -
>Oh.
>Stare at him.
>Wings overdid it?
>I... uh. Uh....
>Other (?)

>>42610589
>Oh.

>Stare at him.
>I... uh. Uh....
>That’s... cool.

>>42610589
>I... uh. Uh....

>>42610589

>Oh.

>Stare at him.
>But I’m - and you’re -
>I... uh. Uh....
>That’s... cool.

>>42610589
>And then you taste his blood. It’s like a good version of being electrocuted.
Neat how we get the zappy shadow and then suddenly we think Wolf's blood tastes electric.

If Sierra hasn't discovered that she can shadow zap things yet, I wonder if she'll think drinking Wolfgang's blood caused it.

>>42610589
>I... uh. Uh....
>That’s... cool.
>Other (?)
Big Smile. "I love you, too."

>>42610589
>>Stare at him.
>Oh.
>I... uh. Uh....
>Other (?)
Hug him tight.

>>42610589
I love you too

>>42610589
>Oh.
>Stare at him.
>I... uh. Uh....

stuttering mess Sierra is my fetish

>>42610589
>I... uh. Uh....

>>42610589
>Stare at him.
>But I’m - and you’re -
>That’s... cool.

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>>42610740
>>42610589
Seconded.

>>42610589
>I... uh. Uh....
...I love you too

>>42610589
>Oh.
>I... uh. Uh....

>>42610589
Nat 1 anon I hope you're still here, we need you!

>>42610589

This
>>42610740

>>42610589
>Oh.
>Stare at him.
>But I’m - and you’re -

>>42610589
Say it back you fool!!!!!

>>42610589
>Stare at him.
>But I’m - and you’re -
>I... uh. Uh....

>>42610589
>I... uh. Uh....

This is it. The time is now.
Now is the time to blush so hard we look human for a minute without glamours.

>>42610853
I took a 1 to act like a regular person during some over the bra touching, do you want to demolish the building?

>>42610740
Get rid of our sharp bits before we skewer him tho.

>>42610919
Apparently. Sierra has trouble with standard speech and human contact and people are trying to rush love.

But anons are retarded soo..

>>42610589
>Stare at him.
>But I’m - and you’re -
>I... uh. Uh....

>You should, cause I'm awesome, and pretty, and totally deserve this, and Iloveyoutoo.
>Hug him tightly, wrap our wings and shadow around him.
>Lick his throat.

>>42610915
Thats actually kind of amusing, alternatively Sierra blushing so hard she's the same colour as an infernus

>>42610919
The one got him shirtless and in bed. Saying it back is much easier than that.

>>42610740
This.

I think we shouldn't get into any hanky-panky. Not right now, anyway. We would need to prepare. Put down some plastic, have medical supplies handy.

Plus we don't want to have Wolf explaining to his friend why there are bloodstains in his apartment.

All right, roll dice to express feelings.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>42611066
pls

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42611066

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>42611066

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>>42611099
Oh my god...

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>>42611099

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>>42611099
IT BEGINS

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>>42611099

>>42611099
Sierra breaks down and cries at her inability to say she loves wolfgang

>>42611099
No
Fucking
Way

>>42611135
Its roll under.

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>>42611099

>>42611099
Damn. Sierra might be getting laid tonight, or at least get some vigorous cuddling in after some heart to heart stuff.

The crits never abandoned us, they were just waiting for when we needed them most.

>>42611099

Welp.

>>42611150
Oh right, it's been a while.

This is just utterly fucking bizarre.

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>>42611099

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>>42611181
Sierra getting laid, hope Wolf rolls as well as us or he's in for a hell of a night.

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Here it comes.

>>42611129
Really, really hate that gif.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>42611099

>>42611277
>roll to avoid razor-sharp spines
>roll to convince her that oral shouldn't involve blood
>roll to not scream like a bitch when she scratches your back
>roll to not get dick burnt off
>roll to avoid the sneaky tendril

>>42611413
ur a cheeky lil shit m8

>>42611447
I've rolled 2 100's in this quest. I'm just sad I wasn't here sooner.

Rolled 83, 78, 72, 79, 48 = 360 (5d100)

>>42611425

>>42611425
He'll learn to enjoy the sneaky butttendril.

>>42611475
So.. he doesn't avoid the spines. Bloody Oral. Screams like a bitch. Gets dick burnt off. But he avoids the sneaky tendril.

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>Hellborn Quest No. 129
>Sierra geeks the mage

Being more intimate with wolfgang should be permanently easier.

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>>42611181
>>42611099

So, when are we going to learn some kind of disease-immunity power? Like some Infernus shit where we burn impurities out of our body?

Because I really don't want to get HIV/hepatitis one of these days when we bite into the wrong gangbanger.

>>42611724
we have superhuman constitution

>>42611724
hah, as if HIV could survive the raw shadowfire magic exploding in our blood

>>42611760
>we have superhuman constitution
Does that stop us from giving our boyfriend HIV we caught from drinking some punk?

Just because we have superhuman constitution doesn't necessarily mean we can't be a vector for that kind of shit.

>>42611801
probably, they're both hellborn.

>>42611835
>they're both hellborn
He's not the superhumanly tough sort of hellborn.

>>42611835
pretty sure wolf is a demon, not a hellborn. i dont think he can even get aids

>>42611724
Even if we can get infected, which I doubt, we know Zeshic spells specifically designed to fuck with the properties of blood. We've already used it to un-poison Baron when he went and got himself poisoned by being a retard.

If the spell we know isn't good enough, well there's gotta be one that is good enough and I'd bet my left nut that we can learn it.

>>42611724
Languid would never make that sort of thing possible. Don't be ridiculous .

>>42611835
>>42611854
Wolfgang isn't hellborn, he's pure demon.

>>42611898
That might be enough to prevent him from getting horrible diseases from his girlfriend who has literally swallowed the fluids of hundreds of society's scum.

>>42611947
at this point you're just being a shit for the sake of it

>>42611724
I think the part where Sierra's body is partially comprised of fire would do it. Blood borne diseases don't like it when conditions aren't like human blood. Getting cooked kills that shit pretty damn fast.

>>42611947

your forgetting that the majority of those scum were also demons

This conversation is just making me wonder what freakish diseases live in Halth. Gotta be all sorts of weird shit you can catch

>>42612008
>think the part where Sierra's body is partially comprised of fire would do it.
[Citation Needed]
She can conjure flames, but nobody's ever made the comment that her actual body is unusually hot in any way.

>>42611724
From the ask.fm

http://ask.fm/HellbornQM/answer/116305055795


>Is Sierra immune to blood borne diseases? Seeing as she has a compulsion to drink fresh blood, it'd suck if she caught Demon Hep-C or something because of it.

>I think someone who can break a leg one day and then be find the day after doesn't have much to worry about for most diseases. Not much can keep up with that kind of metabolic power.

>>42612209
That still doesn't mean she can't be a vector. She can carry a disease without suffering its ill effects - that doesn't mean that everyone around her contagious ass is so lucky.

>>42612092
Fiery Corona. Just touching her can burn people, even when there aren't flames.

>>42612248
she isnt a normal human, dumbass, no mundane disease is going to exist in her body unmolested. now fuck off bruh

>>42612248
You really think there's gonna be a "sick sierra" story arc? Not gonna happen. Quit worrying about it.

>>42612248
That is a carrier, which is different from "heals so fast she can fight off any (mundane) disease"

“Oh.” You stare at him, feeling like you just had the wind knocked out of you. “I... uh. Uh....”

He loves you. He doesn’t even know you. He doesn’t know the horrible things you’ve done. He wouldn’t say that if he knew. Would he? You can’t think.

Wolf doesn’t look away. The silence hurts him.

He’s here, now. You can’t be afraid.

You swallow a painful lump in your throat. “I...” you don’t have enough air to finish. You suck in a breath and keep staring at him. Your jaw quivers. You can barely make words work. But then you make it work.

“I love... you too,” you eke out.

You both look at one another in the dark, silent for a moment.

Something happened. Something’s different now. You feel kind of shaky. Maybe you should just lie down. You take a break from being over Wolfgang and just kind of lie down beside him for a second, suddenly feeling very cold. You don’t have a shirt, so that makes sense. You draw your arms up and hug yourself, feeling your hairs stand up on end.

Then you hear his voice. “Hey.”

Right. He’s still here.

“Yeah,” you say. You sit up a little and try to unlock yourself. You turn around and see him looking at you, his face a mask of shadow. You reach out experimentally and put your hand on his chest. Seeing he’s tangible, you gently push him back down, and then move so you’re closer.

>>42612371

You lie your cheek on his chest, setting your horn over his shoulder, and get your shoulder in the crook of his arm, trying to be careful so you don’t jab your spines into his armpit. And then the wing you don’t have hanging off the edge of the bed, you bring over yourself so you can lay it on top of Wolfgang, kind of like a useless bony blanket.

There’s so much of you touching so much of him, you have to focus to make sure you don’t accidentally scald him.

You stare at his collarbone and touch one your index finger to the center of his chest while you concentrate, warily drawing your claw up and down his delicate skin. You wonder how much give the glamor has before you actually cut him. You don’t want to find out.

Wolfgang shifts under you, and then you feel his fingers gently going through your hair. “What are you thinking about?” he asks.

>Shh. I’m trying not to burn you.
>I don’t know.
>That I love you, I guess.
>(Say nothing)
>I don’t want you to get hurt.
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.
>Other (?)

>>42612326
>You really think there's gonna be a "sick sierra" story arc?
Yes, if we don't buy some kind of immunity power, I very much expect there will be an arc where Sierra serves as the vector - bare minimum - for something. Some kind of mundane bloodborne illness if Languid wants to play up how Sierra's magic doesn't make her totally immune to the normal world, or some kind of crazy magical illness if Languid wants to play up the 'Sierra crawls into all kinds of crazy shit' angle.

>>42612321
>she isnt a normal human, dumbass, no mundane disease is going to exist in her body unmolested
Who said anything about 'unmolested?' Just because she has constitution enough that, say, HIV never progresses into AIDS because her cells recover too quickly for that doesn't mean she can't accidentally go and pass it on to someone else.

And she's human enough to suffer from all manner of other human problems. She's even mentioned having a cold or the flu before.

>>42612412
>I don’t want you to get hurt.
>I don’t know.
>That I love you, I guess.
Then before he gets all philosophical on you
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.

>>42612412
>>I don’t know.

>>42612412
>Shh. I’m trying not to burn you.
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.

>>42612412
>I don’t know.

>>42612431
This is the part where /tg/ drastically overthinks something that the author has never thought about and will likely never write.

>>42612412
>Shh. I’m trying not to burn you.
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.

>>42612412
>Shh. I’m trying not to burn you.
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.

>>42612412
>Shh. I’m trying not to burn you.
>I don’t want you to get hurt.
>Lick his throat. You don't think he'll argue.