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Your aunt shares a long look with the moth, and you're struck with the sudden sensation of crawling skin and foreboding.

You have an urge to be somewhere else, anywhere else. As long as it's fast. And free of your current predicament.

Life isn't so kind.

"Soooo-" The elven woman starts.
"Just to clarify, y'know? Did you only eat giant monsters once, or did you only get in trouble once?"
You glare back.
"Technically, neither, yes."

"Oh?"
"I eat giant monsters whenever I want, and I got into trouble more than once. But not about monsters."
"I see."
She grins again.

"So what did you get into trouble for?"

>NEVERMIND THAT. How about those Dad stories, am I right?
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
>Other (?)
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>>42539094

Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

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>>42539094

Someone explain situation to me, what's happenin in this quest?
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>>42539094
>>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
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>>42539094
>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
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>>42539094
>>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
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>>42539094
>Equivalent exchange elf-aunt.
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>What did YOU get into trouble for as a child?
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>NEVERMIND THAT. How about those Dad stories, am I right?
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>>42539094
>>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
Evade!
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>>42539094
>>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
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>>42539112
We're an arachne adventurer! Cool stuff. Check out the archive, it's a good read!
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>>42539094
>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
Set spider-shields to deflect
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>>42539094
>>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
>What did you get into trouble for as a child?
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>>42539112
Read the summary yourself you lazy fuck, it should be on 1d4chan as well as in other places.
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
And the electric wolf but not sure if that counts either. And the wolf pack, that should count twice, cuz mom was extra mad.
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
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>>42539094
>Uh. There was the dungeon? And the bear. And the lizards. I don't think the Hydra counted...
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Yay Spiderbutt!

>>42539094
We must emphasize how this is a completely normal childhood for a Giant Spider. We would know because we lived it, and it was how things normally went whenever we where around.
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>>42539112
27 year old woman gets pushed in front of a train and dies.
is reborn as an Arachne is a world somewhat like RE:Monster.
becomes an Adventurer, hunts bears, and evolves into stronger forms with her band or friends
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You got in trouble for a lot of things, didn't you?
What did elf-aunt get in trouble for?

Writing!
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>>42539112
Character was a woman named Sarah who was murdered then reincarnated as an Arachne into a world of magic and monsters.

Via a one in a billion fluke she remembered most of her past life. Meaning she sort of breaks the mould as far as Arachne go.

We have made friends with members of various monster races and formed an adventurer party to explore and have fun.

We have now left the Monster Forest for the first time and have stumbled upon our Elven auntie (Dad is an Elf, Mom is and Arachne) in a trade city.

Elfauntie is now upholding the time honoured tradition of trying to pull embarrassing stories out of her nieces friends.
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>>42539265
Lewdness in the form of adorable head pats may be involved.
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>>42539265
This is far more exciting than the summary to the sister quest to this one.

3 year old lizard gets pecked to death by a chicken named Hitler,
is reborn as a lizard in a world like RE: monster.
Becomes a lizard wizard, gets chased by smokey the bear, and evolves into stronger forms with her evil time duplicate.
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>>42539295

The last two lines are what I required, thanks.
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So last Lizard quest we found out where the lizards be. I think we all know what must be done.
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>>42539448

Bake them a bear cake in a Lava oven as a present?
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>>42539448
Arachne are basically the boogyman in lizard culture, many of them likely doubt there existence and/or fear that they'll pop out and eat you for lying on your word. If Lyra showed up there people would be terrified to the point of all out violence, and also Sunnivas mother would be ecstatic and probably get at least one party member killed in the ensuing brawl, she has poison capable of killing an entire shoreline by accident, so I tremble to imagine what would happen if she brought some of that poison to bear against us, Lyra would likely only get mildly-moderately ill but other party members would probably die.
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>>42539531
Wonder if our shez got poison resistance from surviving the hydra.
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>>42539448
Maintain the peacefully segregation between the two individually delightful stories? Yup, I agree, it must be done.
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We must cross the threads.

You can do it anon.

Actually I wonder if Reqm considers any other threads, both here and elsewhere, to be cannon for his own universe.
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>>42539618
RE: lizard quest and RE: Monster Ex quest are both cannon to each other, the two QMs have been in relatively constant email contact apparently. However neither wants to go through the mess of a crossover thread.
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>>42539659
As it should be. That can be messy and annoying.
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>>42539659
Nice, thanks for the clarification, and yea it would be way to big of a pain to actually run. Meshing two sets of votes/rolls into everything that happens each and every round, and then writing their viewpoints without any contridictions. I'm getting a headache just thinking about it. Lets avoid lizards.
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>>42539659
that said we're a Massive Spider Adventurer, and the Lizards live near Lann's home town and the elflands, so I wouldn't be surprised if rumors of massive earthquake causing flaming spiders got back to the Lizards.
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>>42539715
It is theoretically possible NPCs from one quest might cross over into another, more possible than the actual quests crossing over, but I think it'd end horrifically. QMs always have trouble writing other QM character concepts.
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>>42539746
I don't know, I think there's at least one opportunity for successful crossoverness in the form of Elle's fashion line.
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>>42539808
Elle's fashion would be funny, though considering lizard fashion tends to be on the more practical side of things, it would probably end up as a passing reference.
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>>42539808
Well, we ARE buying pants right now, which will be the first clothing we've actually acquired in the entire damn quest.

>>42539836
Lizard fashion isn't practical, its either religious, symbolic, or non-existent.
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>>42539836
If by passing reference, you mean entire towns changing their wardrobes to new and unusually revealing pieces, then I agree.
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>>42539659
We do? I don't remember doing anything constantly. I'm a very inconstant ovis aries.
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You grunt in disapproval, but turn your mind to considering the question anyway.

What did you get in trouble for, anyway?

There was the bear, of course. That was a big one.
Hmm. The lizards? The attack party, at least. No, nevermind. Mom was mad about the bear that time, too. The dungeon? It wasn't so much trouble as she wanted you prepared, right? So that doesn't count. And she was just worried about the Hydra, that wasn't trouble at all. And the crab was... Did you even tell her about the crab?
You can't remember.

There was the, um, the bit with the almost war. And sleeping in the street. You were definitely in trouble when you went out and about the day after.

"You had an interesting childhood, didn't you?"
"...Was that out loud?"
"This happens a lot with you, doesn't it."
You shrug.
"Enough that it is more irritating than surprising, yes?"

She laughs lightly, reclining a bit in her seat.
"Sure, if you say so."
You huff back.
"Well, what about you?"
"Me?"
"Do not even try to tell me you did not get in trouble when you were young, yes? You probably get into trouble even now."

"I was a comparatively well behaved child, I'll have you know."
"Compared to what? Rabid animals? A wildfire?"
"I barely got in trouble at all."
"So you didn't get caught, yes. Did dad take the blame?"
"Did he ever."

You wait patiently as she giggles at her own reminiscing, hands playing together as she grins.

"Well. There was the one time, at least- Or maybe it was more that it was several times, but the same situation? Anyway, none of our tutors lasted a week."
"How are you even a merchant? Who thought it would be a good idea to have you representing anything?"
"I am an exceptional liar."
"Mhm."

>Well? Share stories, yes.
>How are you a merchant, anyway? Do you sell lies?
>Where is the bee hiding?
>Other (?)
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>>42540151
>>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
>But where is the bee hiding?
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
>Try to acquire stories about Brij as well, to see if she might be as bad as a certain moth.
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>>42540151
>Where is the bee hiding?
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>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>How are you a merchant, anyway? Do you sell lies?
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>>42540151
>>Well? Share stories, yes.
>>Where is the bee hiding?
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>>42540151
>>How are you a merchant, anyway? Do you sell lies?
>>Where is the bee hiding?
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>>42540151
>>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>>Well? Share stories, yes.
>>How are you a merchant, anyway? Do you sell lies?
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
>Where is the bee hiding?
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
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>>42540151
>Well? Share stories, yes.
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Spider demands stories!
Writing!
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>>42540151
>Where is the bee hiding?
>Bully the Bee.
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>>42540343
>>Bully the Bee.
Attempt to bully the Bee, gets bullied by Bee and Moth instead.
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>>42540343

If you bully the bee, it will leave, and then you will be very sad.
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Has anyone else been reading our sisters' level notes? Shit is fantastic, even if it makes me worry about Aria.
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>>42540461
Yea we all read them and discuss them whenever REQM gets around to updating the pastebins.
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>>42540461

We're falling behind. Stupid caravan ride with its comparably small amount of giant monster or rival armies! We need to get into the dungeon stat!
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>>42540566

We are two full evolutions ahead.
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>>42540450
We are a giant spider.

Headpat apologies and hugs will make up for everything.

>>42540449
I think Moth would have our back on this one. She is OUR loyal subject. Gotta make sure other nobles know who is the top spider.
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>>42540563
Lyra's got a little update it seems
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>>42540151
Forgot the lightning wolf
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>>42540461

We need to push Ezzy a little bit. She's getting very close.
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>>42540566
>We're falling behind.
Lyra is essentially 319 level while Aria is 271. Mom's 243 at all. Hah even Sara beat mom with 251.
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>>42540588
FALLING BEHIND! (Only 1 tier ahead btw, We are T4, Aria is T3, we only have around 50 levels on her.)
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>>42540696
Well, T4 is harder to level up.
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>>42540696

We can't very well stop doing stupid things now, if we want to keep the lead. Lyra's the oldest, damn it. Also, again, snake training.

Maybe she's strong enough to fight adventurers...
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>>42540615
Interesting to get confirmation that one of our two still unrevealed Tyrant powers is about Intimidation. "Aura of Fear" or "Right to Rule" seems increasingly likely.
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>>42540752
>Maybe she's strong enough to fight adventurers...
Not yet. Maybe Horned Rabbits, or deer.

Not Redcaps or humanoids yet.
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>>42540794
>Intimidation: Rank 5
No longer unranked! Gains cumulative bonuses due to: Giant spider, Giant Skull, Crown of Fire, Earth Control, Fire Control, other people's loss of bowel control, ????? ?? ????.
????? ?? ????
power of fear? we are a Tyrant Arachne after all.
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>>42540851
Right of rule
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does "getting lost" count as sightseeing?
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>>42540752
Pretty sure no maybe about it. We fought the Idiot Lords just the other day, and they where apparently fairly strong.(We lost, but i'd of given us good odds 1v1.)

Dungeon Diving Speed Run needs to happen.
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>>42540860
That seems very unlikely now, since it shows up on Intimidation but not next to our Leadership stat, so we can definitly scratch Rule as a posibility.
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>>42540907
Well we know one of them is defensive based, what would right to rule do with that? AOE buff?
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>>42540882
>We lost, but i'd of given us good odds 1v1.)
i'd have given us good odds 1v2 with our elemental control. the floor is lava is a fairly strong tactic vs humans after all.
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>>42540860
Wouldn't Rule be linked to Leadership skill rather than the Intimidation one?
It seems that Aura/Power of Fear" is what we'Re getting. Makes sense for Tyrant too.

>>42540966
>Well we know one of them is defensive based
Do we? We know the Sovereign evolution was a more passive/defensive version of the Tyrant, i don't remember any confirmation one of our remaining powers is defensive.
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>>42540882
>>42540834
>>42540680

So, who else thinks Ezzy getting the blessing of the Demi-god of dreams would be perfect? She spends so much of her time sleeping, and her skill portfolio would then start revolving around illusions.
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>>42540882
The question about adventurer fighting was for snake.

Lyra herself finds majority of adventurers pointless as far as sparring goes.
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Obviously it is the Majestic Queenly Presence.
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>>42540986
Ah, derp, i was thinking of the chitin armor we already know of.
Right to rule.... maybe we should try summoning animated metal spider constructs?
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>>42540991
But that would mean no Dragon Lamia or Gorgon Ezzy!
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>>42541042
we've got 2 mystery powers
????? ?????????????
????? ?? ????

while "Right to Rule" fits the 2nd mystery power, it doesn't really make sense as being something that buffs Intimidate compared to "Power of Fear".

not saying it isn't impossible but ????? ?? ???? isn't buffing Leadership as well as Intimidation so I think "Right to Rule" is unlikely.
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>>42540882
Well, we should get a whole bunch of xp from those dungeons when we eventually get tired of social ranks and run them.

We are going to run the fuck out of those dungeons.
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>>42540991
I think her getting up to a level where she can hold her own would be nice

Much as I love the snake, she's mostly dead weight.
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>>42541236
at least she doesnt weigh that much
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Well, you're not going to let that opportunity slide by.
Or let the conversation swing back to the previous topic.

"So? Share, yes."

"Well- Hmm. I guess I can start with..."
She hums tunelessly, sitting straighter and folding one leg over the other.

"Well, the first tutor, I just hid the ink."
"Eh?"
"Yeah, that's all it took, y'know? And after that- Well, I was almost dying from laughing so hard at the guy scrambling all over. So I did it again. But it took more effort, and turned into a sort of game. Like, it was a contest, to see whether I gave up first or they did."

"And they did."
"My patience is infinite."
"I am utterly positive that is not the case, yes."

She smirks.
"The second one- Actually she was the toughest. Brought her own ink. Swept her chair clean and all that. Apparently she prided herself on dealing with 'Problem Children'."
"Oh?"
"Haha, yeah, she was the one who was convinced it was Erics, too. I was 'sweet' and 'innocent' and Erics was the rough-edged troublemaker-"
"Did she not have eyes?"

"She was one of those, uh- Old fashioned, I guess? Even by elvish standards. 'Grace and Poise, every step shall be held with the weight of centuries!'"
"With children?"
"I know, right? I swapped pages from half her books, and after she spent and entire day and night awake trying to catch Erics at it she started ranting about devil children passing through the walls, and that was it for her."
"...Was she alright after that?"
"Dunno. Elvish senility is weird."

You raise an eyebrow, pursing your lips as she shrugs back.
"The next few weren't as fun, though. One took off with a few sabotaged chairs. One didn't even show up to meet our parents, 'cause they heard of our reputation. There was the thing with the birds. That was fun. And I made some friends at the hive pretty early, so there was the honey bit, too."
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>>42541383

"You're going to have to explain, yes."
"One time, I filled a back that looked like the tutor's bag with birds."
"What."
"And then they opened it and bam! Birds."
You remain silent.

"We got the day off for that one."
"How do you even have an education."
Auris tilts her head with pride, putting on noble airs.
"Why, I'll have you know that I am, in fact, a genius! I read all those books before I destroyed them. I didn't need a tutor at all!"
"And my father?"
"What, Erics? He'd read all that shit before me, even. He'd sit in class with a magic book and read and read and read, and as soon as he'd finish he'd pull another out. One tutor tried to get him to show his work with maths, and he wasn't paying attention and tried to enchant the page."

"It exploded?"
"It exploded."
"And how often did you have him enchant things for you after that?"
"Would you believe that he never even figured out what I was doing with it all?"
"Yes."

"You're definitely his kid."

>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
>I've got a letter...
>Other (?)
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>>42540991

> Blessing of Ourobouros
The serpent of the great wheel bears witness to your form and gives her powers. [Ezzy spends most of her time clutching her own tail around Lyra's neck.]
> Blessing of the Demigod of Dreams
Your embrace of the land of dreams is admirable, but the world of the waking requires your assistance more.
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
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>>42541404
>>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
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>>42541404
>>I've got a letter...
My goodness, what a hellion. Good thing we were a good natured and behaved child.
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>>42541404
>>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
>>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
>>I've got a letter...
All the things.
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>>42541404

> If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
Then
> I've got a letter...
> What we are clutching could not be called a letter by a rational person.
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>>42541404
>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
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>>42541404
>>I've got a letter...
Who is going to have to read this thing?
I mean, SOMEBODY has to bite the bullet and read this letter novel.
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
>I've got a letter...
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>>42541404
>I've got a letter...
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
I might be terminally indecisive.
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?

>I've got a letter...
>But I'm not sure if I trust you with it now. And it was intended more for grandma, I believe.
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>>42541404
>I've got a letter...
"More like a book really..."
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
>I've got a letter...
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>>42541404
>If you already knew Bees, what about Brij?
>I've got a "letter"...

Alternatively we could mess with her and pretend like it is a perfectly normal letter.
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>>42541404
>"Don't say shit. I'm still a little spider. Not even a year old, yes."
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>>42541404
>I'm still not sure how you're a merchant.
>I've got a letter...
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>>42541523
Get back to work Lizard!
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>>42541549
good catch.
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>>42541165
Hmm, maybe the longer one is: Metal Autohardening?

5 and 13... Makes me want to play hangman.
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A bit of everything, maybe. Writing!
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>>42541549
Plz add this to my vote. Pointing out we aren't a year old and tier 4 is highly amusing.
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>>42541622
>Hmm, maybe the longer one is: Metal Autohardening?
According to what we know, we can be very safe in the assumption that all three powers are Tyrant powers.
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>>42541622
Metal Transmutation would work better
>>42541669
idk, it would be 1 Hearth and 2 Tyrant powers
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>>42541658

I like to think she's been flinching every time she hears a curse word. Unfortunate that she didn't have an episode where spider mom washed out her mouth with soap.
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>>42541700
Thats a good one. Did we get our metal tested by the dwarf? Maybe we can turn normal metals into the same type as our thread. Or combine normal metals into our threads type.

>>42541669
Dunno about that, we are also a hearth spider alongside it.
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>>42541700
>idk, it would be 1 Hearth and 2 Tyrant powers
Lyra isn't partly a Heartbound Arachne. She is a full Tyrant Arachne that has a Forge Blessing and therefore gets the Hearthbound part. All her powers are more than likely tyrant powers.
Especially since we know she didn't lose any potential Tyrant powers and its unlikely she got more powers for the mix(beyond the Forge Blessing which gave us the metal thread).
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>>42541746
>we are also a hearth spider alongside it
We aren't, actually. We are a tyrant arachne. Not part tyrant/part Hearthbound, Not anymore than we were part Forgeblessed Arachne previously.
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>>42541754
>>42541770
"Species: Hearthbound Tyrant Arachne"

Then this needs to be changed to reflect that.
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>>42541816
No it doesn't. Thats how the naming scheme has always worked. "Blessing-indicating title" "evolution name"
Ruby Widow Arachne, Forgeblessed Grave Arachne, Hearthbound Tyrant Arachne.
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The Hearthbound part reflects Lyra's Blessings, that's why she was a Ruby Widow-Arachne.
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>>42541864
>>42541877
Thank you for the clarification. Though doesn't that still leave the possibility of hearthbound powers?
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>>42541910
The metal thread is likely the closest we get to that. And of course improved forging and such, but the ????? powers, I would be very susprised if they aren't all tyrant powers.
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>>42541910
>Though doesn't that still leave the possibility of hearthbound powers?
Our Forge blessing is the Hearthbound power, practically speaking.
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>>42541754
Was it explained what a forge blessing is? Beside the obvious insinuation? (Dwaves would be salivating if they knew we had it, etc)
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>>42541938
>>42541965
hearthbound was added on as a compromise, so i guess we'll just have to see. Could really do with a monster shaman or something that could divine this sort of thing.
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>>42542007
>hearthbound was added on as a compromise
The compromise was giving us the Forge power, since technically Tyrant had won by strict calculation.
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>>42542007
So plan a trip back to see the Wendigos again at some point?
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>>42541165
>????? ?????????????
POWER CONCENTRATION?
Might
>>42542033
Hearth had most votes
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>>42542005
>Was it explained what a forge blessing is?
Not yet, we haven't explored it much. I imagine it changes our Forge elemental control, since before it was just combining Earth and Fire manipulation.
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>>42542055
>Hearth had most votes
No, counting from the votes that actually followed REQMs requested voting Tyrant had the most, Hearth had the most with counting the irregular but mostly readable ones, we had a entire post dedicated to clarifying it.
Which is why I said by 'strict' calculation.
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>>42542055

There was an issue about how "strict" REQM wanted to be with the rules for voting. Under the strictest interpretation, Tyrant won. Hearth won with a little relaxation. Overall, REQM saw there was interest for both in near even measure, so he gave us a little of everything. I am fine with that.
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>>42542050
Might be a good idea if we haven't discovered them by time we get back.

>>42542033
I get the feeling the compromise was between themes mainly, taking into account demios and the fire aspect ones on either side. It would not be unusual for a power or two to have been traded. I would be surprised if we had the straight tyrant set with forging bolted onto the side, but then again we have metal thread so. Wait and see. My money is on another hearth power and another tyrant power.
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>>42542140
>I would be surprised if we had the straight tyrant set
REQm confirmed we do, already in that thread back then.
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>>42542092
>I've gotten different results from Each all votes, votes that were close to the format, and votes that actually match the format.
>All votes is taken by hearth.
>Close is a Hearth & Cinder tie.
>Exact is Tyrant.
>>42542120
I missed the vote and wanted Hearth is i'm a little sore about it
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>>42542156

Well, you got Hearth, or enough of it as makes no difference. Be happy instead.
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>>42541165
Earth Deforestation?
Loose Conflagrations?
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>>42542140
>It would not be unusual for a power or two to have been traded. I would be surprised if we had the straight tyrant set with forging bolted onto the side
We know from REQM that we have all the tyrant powers and abilities, so yes, Lyra is a Tyrant Arachne in full, she just also got the Forge blessing, probably because it makes little to no difference for the majority of time anyway.

>>42542156
>>Exact is Tyrant.
Yes, your point being? I'm not sure why you felt the need to quote prove of my own words to me, I know.
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>>42542179
more vote for Hearth, it's just that people were too stupid to format it correctly so Tyrant won
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>>42541910
That's just they're take on it. Before this Lyra was a Forgesworn Grave Arachne. That was her subspecies, with the criteria for both being met. If the first part just reflected blessings, then it would be a bit longer to reflect get other blessings, after all.

So yes, more hearthbound powers could present themselves. I don't consider it especially likely, though.
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>>42542156
>I missed the vote and wanted Hearth
You basically got all Hearth would have been good for anyway, that it is very little is probably telling why it is good that nonsense didnt succeed.

>>42542197
>more vote for Hearth, it's just that people were too stupid to format it correctly so Tyrant won
...Duide. I LITERALLY said Tyrant won by STRICT COUNTING.
Are you illiterate or something?
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>>42542156
Let it go
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>>42542197
Not the guy you are responding to, but whatare you even arguing here?
He already said Tyrant won by strict counting method, you're pretty much just arguing over nothing for arguings sake.
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>>42542218
if you count the improperly formatted votes Hearth won, which is why Tyrant won when those were discarded, you moron.
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>>42542247
Probably just annoyed over the implied tone being taken, if its present or not.

This convo is done really. The one evo i would have loved to see was the biggest one.
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>>42542247
>you're pretty much just arguing over nothing for arguings sake.

4chan!
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>>42542280
>if you count the improperly formatted votes Hearth won
....Which is wehy Tyrant won by STRICT COUNTING.
Jesus christ what is it with this quest and people who want to argue about literally fucking nothing just to be arguing.
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>>42542280
>if you count the improperly formatted votes Hearth won
Then it wouldn't have been strict counting now wouldn't it? Which is why disagreeing with Tyrant having win by STRICT COUNTING, makes you retarded and likel autistic.
Though probably not the latter because those guys can pay more attention to detail.
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>>42542302
New topic. Why do giant spiders need breasts? Silk storage?
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>>42542302
Chryssa a shit.
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>>42542287
>Probably just annoyed over the implied tone being taken
What implied tone? That tyrant rightfully won because a minority of dipshits tried to force the literally least fitting evolution through samefagging?
Don't need to imply that, its outright true,.
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>>42542321
penis massages, duh.
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>>42542319
Or 4chin spam filter just prevented him from spamming the thread with due to reposting the same post and he's salty about it
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>>42542319
>>42542302
my point was that if people had formatted things correctly Hearth would have won by a lot.
and I'm mostly just arguing for something to do.
not retarded or autistic, just bored with ADD
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>>42542321
Some of the Gods have breast obsession.

The rest of them managed to convince them to just put breasts on the female half of every species, instead of all of them; and multiple sets.
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>>42542321
>Why do giant spiders need breasts?
Because they look good.

>>42542382
>my point was that if people had formatted things correctly Hearth would have won by a lot.
No, they couldn't have samefagged as much if they had, so Tyrant would have still won.
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>>42542364
The argumentative tone. The one your radiating right now. Its not about whos right or wrong, its about the fact your talking down at someone. Something which gets anyone's hackles raised.
Just drop the convo.
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>>42542374
>>42542395

>Or 4chin spam filter just prevented him from spamming the thread with due to reposting the same post and he's salty about it
I missed the damn vote, and are you really telling me that there wasn't samefagging for all the votes? justt look at the vote tallies.
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>>42542411
>its about the fact your talking down at someone
Are your feelings hurt by someone saying true things you didn't like?
Are you triggered by wrong in a internet conversation?

Maybe you should get thicker skin.
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>>42542411
>The argumentative tone. The one your radiating right now.
He wasn't argumentative at all when you first tried to "correct" him, so why did you do it to begin with considering you knew he was factually correct in his statement?
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I think this entire retarded discussion was caused by a lack of tiny snek.

See what's that doing to the quest REQM? We need more Ezzy or everything will fall apart.
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"There is one thing confusing me, yes?"
"Huh? Sure, go for it."
"How are you a merchant?"
"Well, technically, I married a merchant."

You pause.

"That just leaves more questions."
"When you say it like that, it sounds kind of hurtful."
"Maybe?"
"No, definitely. And before you ask, I got married the usual way."

"Do elves get married in some other sort of way? Like kidnapping?"
"Very funny. I met a wonderful man, we both fell in love, and we got married."
"No children, though?"
"Hells no, I remember what I was like!"
"Aren't you still?"
"Maybe just a little."

You take a moment to glance around the well appointed room- magical lights, classy looking furniture, glass windows.
"So you're well off, then? Or at least fairly important, yes. To be here and negotiating."
"All of it! We've got connections to the hive, we've got a bit of land, we've got a ton of money- I'm here because I'm better at negotiating than he is."
"Huh"
"I'll introduce you when you head home. Just ignore him when he tries to pitch you a business, though. He gets really excited."
"I can do that, yes."

Before she can start again, you ask what's on your mind.
"What about Brij, then?"
"What about her?"
"You said you knew bees before, yes?"
"Oh. Yeah, My friend is Brij's mother- She was a princess when I knew her, and I helped her win the hive, so she's the queen now."

You nod.
"So she is young, then."
"Yup. I'm a godmother! It's like having a kid, but I don't have to clean up any messes or anything."
"Should you be letting her out of your sight, then?"
"Ah, there's guards and all that for her while she's in town. The archduke takes guests seriously, you know."
"He fights them seriously, anyway."
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>>42542321
They're like plumage, in that they help increase appeal to mates. Also, they're fun.
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I'm tempted to get the bait image out as an educational measure. There's enough here to feed a giant lake monster.
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>>42542481
"Pretty sure that's just you."
"The curse of being a giant spider."
"Right."

"Well-"
You shift a bit, legs clicking.
"I have a letter. From my father, yes?"
"Seriously?"
"Yes?"

She laughs.
"He's never written, you know?"
"Oh. Don't worry, he made up for it."
"How so?"

You hand it to her.

"This is a joke, right?"
"Think about my father and ask that again, yes."
"Oh gods, is this day by day? Did he transcribe a journal?"
"When you're finished reading it, I'll pass it along to my grandparents."
"Finished? I'm not in town that long. I hope there's a table of contents."
"I think you'd be lucky if the pages are in order."

She groans.

"Also-"
"Oh gods, there's more?"
"I am- We are all young, so no swearing please."
"Uh? Sure."
"Thank you."

You really don't want to explain to anyone's parents where they picked up specific bits of language, adventurers or not.

>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
>Other (?)
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>>42542443
>>42542466

Fuck me sideways if you aint got the wrong end of the stick.
I am not the one you were arguing with, I answered a question about why two people could be arguing with this reasoning, and then have to explain it to you. Tada. stfu about it already.
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>>42542425
>I missed the damn vote, and are you really telling me that there wasn't samefagging for all the votes?
Who knows? But I definitly trust more the victory of a evolution that is linked to and represents several key aspects of Lyras personality and things people have mexpressed enthusiasm for for a long time.
Than the victory of a evolution no one talked about before the vote except the obligatory metal spiderfag, which is completly specialised in doing a thing we did three times sofar in over 100 threads.
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>>42542425
>I missed the damn vote, and are you really telling me that there wasn't samefagging for all the votes? justt look at the vote tallies.

>The group with the most samefagging lost and it was my team
>If Tyrant had won with number but heart had won by the rules I'd have complained anyways
>I'm totally not retarded guy just a bit autistic
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>>42542508
>>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
Elf food!
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>>42542508
>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
"What are you in business for? My younger sister, Elle, is a seamstress and wants to expand her markets. Maybe you can help out your niece?"
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>>42542508
>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
>If she can help us sell some loot on the market, and where we could buy metals and blacksmithing material.
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>>42542508
>>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
Have we sightseen yet?
Is sheska okay yet?
If shezka is still hurt, go sightsee and tourist with her and your friends.
If she is better, I begrudgingly say we should go dungeoning, since a large contingent of people want that.
Good luck reading that fucking journal, auntie, we'll be back to collect it later.
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>>42542508
>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
Market! Dungeon supplies! Dungeon proper! Any and all of the above.
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>>42542508
>>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
Are there any other species living in or near the Elfland? What kind of metals does the Elfland specialize in? What's Granpa like? And what's the deal 'tween Dad and this princess he mentioned?
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>>42542508
>>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
see about Sheszka, and the healer so that we can finally get to the dungeon
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>>42542508
>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
"You are almost a merchant. yes. Do you know where I can buy some [magic metal]?

Also, in case it is expensive, where I can find a cloth merchant I can sell silk to, yes."
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>>42542558
Tis a good idea, and its a bit of a prank on auntie because we know what Elle is like.
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>>42542508
>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
Time to conquer spider weakness, the Temple of water, but we'll need equipment
>I have more questions, yes. (About?)
Not good with money how much do we have, can we buy the Zora tunic?
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>That's about it, right? Time to go.
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>>42542508

> Could I have some magic, please?
> I'm going to go raid the dungeon and I can't make my own.
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>>42542558
Omg this, most definitely this. Elle will love us even moar. We are best Biggest Sister.
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>>42542508
>>That's about it, right? Time to go. (Where to?)
Where to? Away, before the bee gets here and Nin makes a new "friend".

>>42542481
>"Oh. Yeah, My friend is Brij's mother- She was a princess when I knew her, and I helped her win the hive, so she's the queen now."
I still believe that the process for choosing a new queen involves Takeshi's Castle.

>>42542489
Nice timing.
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>>42542558
>>42542508
Supporting this.
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>>42542508
Let's go buy a dungeon cookbook.
We're large customers, and it'd be good to know which of the monsters are good to eat beforehand.
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>>42542558
heh, good idea
>>42542639
also a good idea
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>>42542639
We'll need a Fighter, a Rogue, a Cleric, and a Dwarf.
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>>42542558
>>42542508

I will also support.

Also this.
>>42542595
Mention we have metal silk.
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>>42542595
Add in something about Metal silk. I don't think anyone else is selling it at the moment.

Could we do the trick to make regular silk stronger , with it as well?

As for the general argument over voting for evolution. Its over. The kobold is dead. Stop stabbing the poor thing, take its loot, and go.
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>>42542639
That is a good point. It was mentioned that Dungeon Monsters aren't 'real' Monsters.

They're things spawned by the Dungeon itself.

Can we eat them? We need to find out.
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>>42542558
Elle will make her uncle wear a dress.
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>>42542692
I think it was mentioned that the metal silk is stronger, but not very comfortable to wear.

So, maybe as a chainmail substitute/upgrade with light undergarment? Depending on the weight fliers might be able to use it.
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>>42542679
This general thread about threads, in thread.

Help Dress-Sister. Ask about metal silk.
Send metal silk to dress sister. (But don't list where we are in case she hunts us down to get more)
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Elle time?

Writing!
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>>42542713
Mom already made him wear a dress.
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>>42542692
>Add in something about Metal silk
should send Elle some. see if she can do anything with it.
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>>42542692
Could weave it into links and make chain mail shirt with regular silk shirt under lay we could use our forge powers to make it so it has no weak links, and I'm getting the feeling it'd be pretty light too. We could use it to make armor for our friends.
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>>42542748
Mom and elfuncle never met.
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>>42542734
Just layer it with normal silk underneath, should work just like chainmail and padded armor.
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>>42542713
And he will look *fabulous*
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>>42542766
Oh right, I had a mindtwist and thought about dad for some reason.
Nevermind.
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>>42542794
On that note, did anyone else notice that all the moms got really emotional that the children were leaving while dads were either absent or pretty stoic?
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>>42542885
I think Ezzy's mom was pretty stoic about it but ours does get super emotional about her kids
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>>42542885
well, concerning how snakes seem to get it on, its not surprising the farther might otherwise be engaged/absent all the time.
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>>42542885
The dudes in this quest are all either scenery or comic relief. I'm pretty sure the only reason they even exist is because REQM wanted to keep things at least kinda realistic and lesbabies would look weird.
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>>42542885
Isn't that fairly normal?
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>>42542885

Ever notice that Zach and Ephraam never got any spotlight compared to their sisters? Ever notice that we have no male followers? Ever notice this trend propagating through pretty much every form of media nowadays?
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>>42542941
>lesbabies would look weird.

Not for Monsterbutts!
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>>42542954
Well, hydras and other fucked up abominations have to come from somewhere so sure!
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This entire conversation has taken several turns I disapprove of.
let us instead talk about tasty snacks made from common dungeon creatures.

How would you cook a mimic? There's at least some arms or something in there, right?
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>>42542973
According to Dungeon Meshi Mimics are basically v. large Hermit Crabs.
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>>42542973
Mimics are firewood.
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>>42542941
>and lesbabies would look weird
I dunno, we are a giant spider with a skull on out butt that can excrete metal.
I think we've seen weirder.

>>42542973
Boil it in its own chest like a clam?
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>>42542963
They come from nature, because nature is an ugly, scary monster in and of itself.
No such problems with magic. You can customize.
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>>42542885
>that all the moms got really emotional that the children were leaving while dads were either absent or pretty stoic?
Did they?
Ezzys mom basically threw her after us and was super happy she was getting out.
Jins mom talked to us about it several times, but she wasn't particularly emotional during parting. Both of Nins parents were very emotional.
I don't see anything unusual here, dads are usually more stoic about this sort of thing than mothers.
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>>42542947
I wouldn't mind a male follower. Hell, make him a eunuch if you want to kill any sex references. The brothers would have been nice to flesh out. Kinda wondering why they were even included in the first place.
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>>42542947

We never really learned how to properly interact with and make friends with boys our age. Our brother's were always out hunting together, so we only ever hang out with other young girls.
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>>42543043
>Kinda wondering why they were even included in the first place.
Because they are fun NPCs to occasionally interact with? We talked with them about as often as with the old guard, should he also not have been included?
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>>42543082

Don't mind him, he's an idiot trying to stir shit so we feel like we absolutely need to have someone with a dick in the party.
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>>42543121
I like how defensive you are at the thought of a nearby male around monstergirl waifus.
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>>42543176
Ooh, be careful! One of those dicks might accidentally enter your waifu!
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>>42543176
He doesn't want this to degrade even more into lewds and other shit. Something i kind of agree with, but male perspective would be funny to have, especially if sheszka takes a liking to him.
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>>42543262
>especially if sheszka takes a liking to him.
>>>OUT
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>>42543262
>especially if sheszka takes a liking to him
>Especially if my waifu likes him and I can self-insert
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>>42543176

>Not wanting a "Token dude" in the party
>Must be waifuing them!

Having a dude in the party just to have a dude in the party is stupid as all fuck, if it's just for the "Token dude" perspective than all it does is clutter shit up even further.
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>>42543262
He'd have to be pretty strong for her to consider mating with him.
Can't weaken the pack by falling in love with a shy weakling.
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>>42543289
>>42543307
More along the lines of over enthusiastic dog person who does not know boundaries. Because that shit amuses me.

Besides, if i wanted to self insert it would not be the wolfgirl.
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>>42543340

It would be the snek wouldn't it?
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>>42543121

I mean, the reason why there isn't a male following the party around, why male characters have such limited involvement in emotional scenes, has a lot to do with player psychology.

This (>>42543176) sadly, may have a bit of truth to it. However, whatever the actual source, it doesn't really change the fact that people prefer the present status quo.
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>>42543320
That reminds me.

I wonder if the mating offers for Lann are coming from one wolf in particular.

The adorable image of a love-struck wolf following her around like a puppy and occasionally asking "Will you be my mate, now? How about now? No? Ok." is amusing.
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>>42543369
We could ask REQM, either right now, at the end or via ask.fm.

Probably ask.fm though or at the end, no need to pry into an off-screen character's love-life right now.
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>>42543362

I just genuinely find most main characters of the male gender to be boring in ways I wasn't aware I could get bored of.

Like, my group doesn't have a "Play your own gender" rule like some of spastic retards on here, and I play a more or less equal ratio of male and female characters in our games, but I just find male NPC's to be bland as fuck even when they have interesting characterization and backstory.
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>>42543362
>This (>>42543176) sadly, may have a bit of truth to it
Maybe the real reason is that the people who propose such things are always shitstiring agenda pushing dicks about it?
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>>42543308
We traveled w/ dudes in the caravan.
Given what i've seen if we wanted to bring say, the Halfling wizard with us as well. or the Paladin along, Reqm would of gone along with it. Based GM is Based.

We didn't go for it outside of our basic interactions, so it didn't happen. If you wan't to add ppl to the party you have to follow up with them. We followed up with our half-elf, and she grew her fangs, and will likley be avalible for recruitment to non-elflands.
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You know what? Hey REQM! Let's get ourselves a dedicated Healer/Priest who's male.
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>>42543500
Oh don't be like that now. Just let the story go where it goes instead of demanding stuff from the QM
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>Stirring up shit because people called you out on stirring up shit.
>Bothering REQM with your shit stirring.
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>all this talk about waifus and agendas and male characters and whatever the fuck else

I don't know about all that, and I don't really care.
Though I am looking foreward to the eventuality that we run into a bard and are old enough to trigger his bard senses.
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>>42543500
We already have a dedicated healer though.

Also
>Let put in even more characters ina quest where character bloat is already so big that we basically don't talk to more than half our companions for dozens of threads at a time
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>>42543500
thanks tumblr
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>>42543500 He could be a Pixie or something if it has to be a monster. The idea of a tiny fairy dude trying to appear macho while surrounded by Giant Spider attempting to impress Moth is highly amusing. And she could be terribly embarrassed/flattered and we could poke fun of her for it.
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>>42543539
>Though I am looking foreward to the eventuality that we run into a bard and are old enough to trigger his bard senses.
Aren't we doing that already? Nin is the bard of the party.
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>>42543500

I kind of think we have enough... Mind, a proper healer would be nice, but we'd need a caravan or HQ of our own before having more people would really make sense.
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>>42543539
>Though I am looking foreward to the eventuality that we run into a bard and are old enough to trigger his bard senses.
But we already met Nin?
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>>42543542
This is a good point. Our 5 man band has a spider/wolf/harpy/moth/snake. And potentially Fanged-Elf as the 6th memeber. We really don't have room for any more.
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>>42543561
Yes! I approve of Nin being the first of us to get a boyfriend!
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>>42543542

Seriously. As cool as new characters would be, we need to take time for the one's we've already got riding us. We can recruit more after the next size upgrade.
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>>42543539

But we have Nin, and even at both our tender young ages we are tripping her Bard senses AND her LewdMoth senses!
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>>42543561
>>42543500
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>>42543591
>>42543564
Not as a party member, anons.
As a random encounter that may or may not cause complications or comedy for members of the group.
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All these people talking about potential new characters, and I'm just wondering about the confirmed new character that is Brij. How long until she meets Nin and they fight over the spiderbutt?
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>>42543542
This is true, introducing more permanent characters would probably bring more harm than good in the end. (Unless there's very special reasons why they're added.)
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probably the moment she walks in to talk to our aunt
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I do not like this, not one bit.
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>>42543542
This
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>>42543679
Hey. We can say we have too many party members as players, but don't try to tie re-QMs hands and say no more permanent characters period.
We've got an entire family to introduce.
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"I... do need to get going, yes? But there are a few things I wanted to talk about still."
"Well, I don't need to go anywhere."
"Alright. Well- I will save questions about the elflands for when I am going, I think. Otherwise I will be here all week. Hm. What was with my father and the princess, yes?"

"Erics and- Oh. Haha, nothing like what you're thinking about. The elvish royalty- For lack of a better term, honestly- hasn't got much power back home. Soooo, they prioritize getting good relationships- That is, friendships and close ties with the other houses, not marriages- to ensure they have a presence on the island."
"I think someone said he was invited for something?"
"They had them- Our parents had them- spend time together when they were kids, and tried to get him to be one of her guards when they realized he was a mage. But-"

"But Dad doesn't stay in one place, yes."
"Yeah, that sums it up."

You nod.

"And the other thing- I mentioned your neice was in Oakring?"
"Yeah. When I was asking about silk."
"Mhm. Her name is Elle. She is one of my little sisters, and she very much enjoys being a clothing-maker."
"A seamstress?"

"I forgot the word."
"Okay."
"Well- She would definitely like to be making clothes for more and more people. And she'd like to see more different types, as well. So if you visit her and help her- You'd definitely be rich. Richer. She'll be rich one way or another, I think. Though I don't know if she is charging people for clothing yet."
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>>42543661
Okay, you did catch me a bit on that one, encouraging what i knew was a bad idea. I did like the idea, but it isn't really practical.
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>>42543672
They both fly. Would just hover at either side and take an arm each as if at court.

And if Nin cant hover in place, i hope the next evo lets her.
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>>42543670
>As a random encounter that may or may not cause complications or comedy for members of the group.
I don't find "HURRR BOYS AM I RIGHT" very comedic. And I'm baffled by anyone who does, since this isn't /a/ and I presume no one here is a little girl.
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>>42543720

"I'm sorry. There is an arachne seamstress, and she is giving clothing away?"
"Technically she is kidnapping people and forcing them to model clothing for her, and letting them keep it? It is a bit more traumatic than gifts of clothing, yes."
"Are you messing with me?"
"You should visit her and find out!"

Your aunt taps her ear with one finger, tilting her head as she thinks.
"I'll make a trip of if after we've returned- Getting in good with the forest and meeting an arachne seamstress are excuses enough, and the fact that we're related means there'll be no problem getting the trip, too. Alright, deal."
"You can tell her I sent you, too."
"Why, so you can take the credit?"
"Yes."

>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.
>Other (?)
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>>42543738
>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.
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The snake players wanted in the party is already getting barely any screen time. So I doubt adding more party members would be a good idea.
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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>>42543738
>>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
ENOUGH TALK MORE HUNTING
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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>>42543729
But anon, /tg/ almost always picks the little girl option, is it so strange that some would act like it?
Well writing that made me cringe
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>>42543729
anon, you can't possibly be playing dumb to the time honored fantasy comedy tradition of bard trying to bed things they shouldn't.
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
Are dungeon bears the same as real bears, and if not will they still taste the same?
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>>42543738
>>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.

gotta get that underwater gear.
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>>42543729
are you trying to re-stir shit or something?
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>>42543738

> One more thing yes...
> Could I have some magic?
> I can't make any on my own and well...
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>>42543738
>"You should visit her and find out!"
heh

>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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>>42543738
>>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.
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>>42543776
I'm not seeing where I would be playing dumb to that?
I just don't find it very funny.
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.

We haven't murdered anything dangerous in like Days. This is a bad habit to get into.
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>>42543738
>>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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>>42543738
>>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons
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>>42543738
>>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
>>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.
Go buy that dungeon book.
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>>42543738
>That's enough of that. Now to discover if you can eat things in dungeons.
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Hey guys. A friendly reminder that we need magic for our dungeon scouting trick. We probably have some in reserve, but topping off before exploring isn't a bad idea.
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>>42543818
>I'm baffled by anyone who does
Then you're playing pretty dumb, since it's pretty common, and not hard to understand.
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>>42543738
>Sightseeing and shopping seems like a decent end to the day.
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>>42543837
A few hours research into the dungeons would be well placed. Maybe grab a senior guide? No point in retracing others work. In any case info and supplies would be a good idea.
1)Info(if only to find out if we can eat the dungeon-bears)
2)Supplies
3)Dungeon
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>>42543846
Our reserves are currently full and they recharge automatically. I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at here.
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>>42543846
what? The storage we carry absorbs ambient energy last i remember.
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Fast food! Because it is trying to run away, get it?

Writing !
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>>42543897
Pulling a spider-scan before going deeper?
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>>42543918
Heh i get it
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>>42543918
You've made this joke before REQM.
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>>42544074
That is because it is a good joke.
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>>42544203
And because it's always on REQM's mind, because their food is always fast.
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>>42544270
Did you say fast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
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>>42544270
Seems like our food is more along the lines of take out. Because we have to take it out before we can eat it. Cuz its not that fast because it almost always attacks us instead of running... I'll go back to my basement now.
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>>42544339
But if our food is coming at us, doesn't that make it delivery?
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>>42544411

Compromise and call it pickup. We go out and pick it up.
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>>42544411
At least it wouldn't be that Digiorno crap.
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You've got plans, now.
Dungeon plans.

You haven't hunted for- at least 3 days?
it's been too long, your memory is getting blurry and dim. If you don't hurry up and murder something, you might forget how!

Haha, no. Nope.

Your aunt gives you a surprisingly warm hug as you leave- She doesn't even try to put anything on your back, or hand you a bag full of birds or anything. You'll stay on guard, though.

It's a short trip back to the guild- Not distance-wise, but perception-wise. You don't actually recall the space between your aunt's temporary residence and the guild. You might be a bit excited?

You're armed and armoured in no time, and you give your friends the same treatment. Everything is out and ready: Weapons, potions, Dust, more weapons. Monsters. Magic.

You asked your aunt to spare you a bit of mana, but she isn't a mage, apparently.
You've got your stone, at least.

Sheszka is healed. Everyone is fed and watered. You're ready.
All you need to do is jump on into a dungeon and punch a monster in the face. This is going to be amazing.

"-What? No."
"But why not, yes?"
"Because you are, in fact, a giant burning spider, and you are covered in other monsters."
"Yes?"
"People will try to murder you."
"But they probably won't succeed?"

Ren glares at you over her clipboard.

"Lyra, please allow me to put out a notice to adventuring groups that you'll be there."
"There was an 'or else' on the end of that statement, wasn't there."
"You're learning already."

You heave a sigh, throwing yourself down with a clatter of armour and wait for your turn to ride the monster-smashy-coaster.
Actually, now that you think about it, that's probably you.
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>>42544870
And I'm going to call it there for tonight!

Haven't got next weeks schedule yet, it's late again.
For now, though, I'll answer comments and questions and all that in thread.
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>>42544907
Have we doomed the continent by pointing our aunt towards Elle?
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>>42544907
Are the character sheets going to be updated at some point in the foreseeable future? I can understand if you're busy, just curious.
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>>42544907
Y'know to some lizards handing them a bag full of fresh birds to murder could be considered a thoughtful gift.

Thanks for running
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>>42544907
Man, you missed a perfect opportunity to tell her that's how our mom met our dad and exasperate her more.
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>>42544907

The good news is that we know there are mages at the guild. We can spare the silk and coins and top off our mana while we wait.
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>>42544950
I would think the continent was already doomed, we merely accelerated the pace at which the doomening will commence.
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>>42544907
Thanks for running boss, see you next time
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>>42544907
Thanks for the run REQM...what would it take for Ezzy to become a Gorgon Lamia? Or a Melusine?
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>>42545024
Methinks Ezzy would need a few more points in Stern Glare before gorgon even becomes a possibility.
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>>42544870
>"People will try to murder you."
>"But they probably won't succeed?"
>Ren glares at you over her clipboard.
"But that is how my parents met, yes?"
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Here's what Melusine look like.
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>>42545080

Melusine sounds kind of useless. There isn't a reason why it should have wings at all, other than adorable ones. How do you elect into a useless evolution?
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>>42544950
I don't think there has every been a continent doomed via clothing, so probably not?

>>42544951
I did a bit of work on Lyra's this afternoon, I'll try and hit the other ones that are lacking sometime soon.

>>42544955
Thanks for playing!
Not everyone shares your idea of peace through bird genocide, though.

>>42544989
You need to balance the exasperation quotient with the embarrassment equation, though.

>>42544991
Holding onto mana and not using it isn't too easy. You'd be better served borrowing some at the entrance.

>>42545003
Thanks for playing!

>>42545024
Stone eyes or dragon snek? A lot more work, probably. She's headed in a different direction.

>>42545056
You don't tell people how your parents met in public, do you?
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>>42545125
Ask Aria
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>>42545135
>Stone eyes or dragon snek? A lot more work, probably. She's headed in a different direction.
Does this at least mean she'll stop being a scarf?
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>>42545135

Blessing of Orobourous for snek?
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>>42544907
Thanks for running
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>>42545167

She will always be a scarf, anon. She'll just become a more effective accessory, which is why I hope she develops something more like mage abilities. Illusions would be especially nice.
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>>42545135
Quetzalcoatl Ezzy when?
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>>42545167
>>42545183
I would imagine that she's going the python route considering all the working out and wrestling things she's been doing.
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>>42545164
>A variety of magical defenses
>Razor-sharp crystal claws
>General increase of strength and skill from being a half-lord
Seems a lot less useless than pointless, unusable wings to me.

And besides, who wouldn't want rocks to sing to them? Bet they know some great music.
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>>42545167
Nah; if she works really hard, I can see her moving up (or rather, down) to the position of Belt.
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>>42545164
gem lords aren't useless, just less awesome than non lord evos.
>>42545080
Echidna is better, and more likely as ezzy uses her poison extensively
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>>42545167
Spoilers:

Ezzy's next evolution is the Plaid Lamia- A classically patterned tasteful snake that protects from drafts and keeps your neck cozy year round.

>>42545164
Hey!

>>42545201
Thanks for playing!

>>42545183
Would you really want the blessing of the snake equivalent of a full grown adult who sucks his thumb constantly?

>>42545213
Tiny winged snek? Or maybe just a snake with plumage.
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>>42545167
Probably not. Evolving to be significantly differently than your species base would eventually develop problems in making more of said species.
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>>42545261
>Tiny winged snek? Or maybe just a snake with plumage.
Why not both?
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>>42545135
>You don't tell people how your parents met in public, do you?
I am not a giant spider.
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>>42545261
TY for running.

While that does sound adorrable for litttle snake. We do need to get her up to party-snuff. Somone remember to start teacing her magicks. Wait its probably too late. Shit.
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>>42545261

On the Orobourous part, Ezzy and him kind of have that in common. More seriously though, Big O is kind of a badass, the living symbol of eternity and endless rebirth. Plus, I only really want it for the silly reason because the way she curls around Lyra's neck looks like him.
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the ideal use for the snake is to teach it to be a decker.

I mean, we've got none.
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>>42544870
"I promise, I will not kill the other adventurers, yes. If they attack me, I'll just give them a light beating."

"Can't you just shatter castle walls as thick as a wagon with a single punch?"

"..... I have never tried that, yes."

"................"

"Fine, yes, I'm sure I could do that."

"There. Now wait until I can put a notice out so the only people that attack you will do so on purpose. It's fine to kill those ones if you like."
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>>42545261
she enjoyed flying well enough. it's like she never even had a fear of heights.
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>>42545522

She did, but I think she's been trying to get past her anxieties in her own way.
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>>42545261
>>42545259
>>42545247
I'm sorry. Some of my best friends are Lord Evolutions. I swear



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