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You're at a tavern, just hanging out; the voices brought you to a haunted forest earlier and now you're just chilling after almost dying, as usual. This isn't a familiar town, it's your first time here. You've been travelling awhile, tending to the voices' commands.

For now, the voices have given you a break of about 2 hours, which is longer than usual, it's any time now where they'd start again.

You don't really have much to do.

Remove clothes.

>>42518672
hit on the knight dude.

>>42518672
Ponder zygotes.

>>42518672
Turn catgirl into cat

That's teach her to peak into people's windows.

>>42518672
Cat at your 5 o'clock.

>>42518672
Order some Bacardi rum. You're in a tavern

>>42518672
Who's that person in the window?

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{{Guys, from here on out, roll a d100 for "voice control", my original intention of using the last 2 post numbers is dumb. All rolls >60 will be high considered}}

>>42518673
You ignore this as this was the first thing they asked you to do 2 years ago, not like they can jack off or anything, just eyecandy for voices. Can they even see?

>>42518706
>>42518711
>>42518728
The other voices seem to drown you out, you keep it in mind later

>>42518681
>>42518714
You ask for some Bacardi rum from the tavern keeper, he asks, "I don't have any 'Buhgardee' rum, but have my own brewed rum, best in the country I say!"
You take it and toss him some coins, and you walk over to the knight.
He's visibly drunk, he looks like he's gonna fall over
"Hey", you say
"Weeeelll a GOOOD evening to you fair maiden!"

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42518840
ask about his money and drunkenness.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>42518840
Ask if he's willing to sponsor your drinking binge for the day

>>42518840
ask why he keeps the helmet on
and hell, how can he even drink with it?

"Tell me about your helmet!"
"I have something nice for you if you do."
Then move closer and closer staring him in the eyes...

>they can't seem to be say any word more than once, or atleast, you have decided never to take any orders if they use a word that has been in an order before. Because of this, the voices tend to keep their orders short and concise, since they already used words like "you, I, there, that" and etc.
I swear, can you people even read?

>>42518840
>>42518988
actually
"Why do you wear the helmet?"

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"What's with the money, and you getting drunk, or whatever", you ask.

"WELLLL THENNN, how may I serve you, fine human lady maam?"

You think for awhile, then the voices come to you;

"How are you drinking, are you keeping your helmet on?"

"I just tilt my head back and pour it into the slits I DID! I must wear my armour which brought me protections for today's victory!"

"Uh, it's a truly auspicious moment inDEED, yes? We should both drink to our heart's content tonight, yes? Who knows, I may reward you Sir Vampire Murderer"

"OF COURSE MY LADY, ANYTHING FOR A FELLOW HUMAN!"

He goes and gets you a large tankard of beer.

"THERE YOU GO!"

>>42519003
Ehhh, I'll just use it as "no repeating commands", it's hard to keep track

>>42519034
Holy shit I deleted a whole dialogue

After first line:
"I wiped a Vampire Hive, I DID! Lots of money on that job list! "

>>42519034
"So, you're saying you could die if you took the helmet off?"

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42519034
Yes, human, right. Right.
We scored beer, now check out the rest of the bar. Any life? Weirdo catgirl still in window?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>42519034
Ask where he found these vampires. For science.

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{{I'd probably take as many voices that isn't too dumb, but if you guys have a roll and there's a conflicting voice, the higher roll wins}}

"So, would you die if you took the helmet off?" You ask.

"It would be extremely annoying maam, please do not attempt that."

You internally cringe at the exchange, you don't know why, but you just did. You change the topic;

"So uh, that hive of vampires, where'd you find it?"

"AH, HAHA! Found the beasts at the east canyon, a cave along a river in the canyon. But wiped them I did! Writhing in pain they were as I left them to die!"

You kinda raise an eyebrow on that, but you don't let it bother you. Suddenly, you notice a figure at the window, it's a surprise you never noticed it yet.

You see a girl, she has cat ears, like a fucking weeaboo. As you meet her eyes she is visibly startled and hides somewhere, you don't know where.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42519234
SO knight what or who are you going to do next?

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>42519234
try to find her and ask her what shes doing

>>42519234
A cat is fine too. Tell the knight you need a moment and go check on the weeb.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>42519234
Does the knight know anything about windowed catgirls?

I kinda want to check out the vampire lair when we're done here too.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>42519234
She's really bad at subterfuge.
Excuse yourself and see if she was dumb enough to just duck under the frame to hide.

"You know the catgirl?"

"Hmm? No? A demihuman? Is it in need of mortal release?"

"Uh, nevermind, anyways what... or WHO, are you gonna do now Mr. Hero?"

"...Hm? Who? Oh, MAAM! I WOULD NEVE- OUT OF WEDLOCK? OH- I, NO MAAM, I AM MARRIED TO MY BROTHER IN ARMS, MY LOVER, THE CHIEF KNIGHT!"

An image surfaces in your head and you're not really sure how to react, but you do choke on this sudden revelation, and impulsively walk to the window.

(cont)

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>>42519425
{{Forgot my image, sorry}}

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As you reach the window, you notice the catgirl, really did just duck down beow the window. She looks at you nervously. She does not look familiar, and this is probably the first catgirl you met. You kind of want to pet it.

But that's for another day.

>>42519425
Ah well, buttbuddy knights can't be helped.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42519455
Well, let's go out and ask what she's snooping about!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42519455
Time to test her mettle, pet or party-member? Grill her thoroughly (not literally).

>>42519455
hit on the ca-okay, I'll spare you
investigate suspicious catgirl activity

>>42519455
What kind of magic can we do?

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You walk outside and meet with the nervous catgirl

"What're you snooping about for?"

"Ah!"
She's nervous and flinchy. She looks more shy than anything though.

"Spit it out, you pussy!"
You spout the first shitty insult you could think of to assert dominance, initially so you can dominate and woo her, but you digress and decide to have purer thoughts than that.

"AH! YES! Uhh, well. saw you. In forest. Very good. Nice magic. Ah..."

She trails off, but you assert your alpha status once again, on a catgirl

"STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND YOU!"

You once again, internally cringe at your choice of words, even as to use pussy twice in succession

"P-Party! Bandit take! Precious artifact! Family goods! I shoot! But far... And scary."

>>42519639
Generalist, anything that comes to mind, but at varying degrees of success, depending on your roll

>>42519640
We clearly need to work on our vocabulary.
Bring her into the bar (we can easily trick the knight if he gets stupid ideas), get some drinks, and hash out a plan. Loot is good. Loot is great!

>>42519640
"Well, sure, but what's in it for me?"

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>42519640
Where'd she find out about this place? Well, whatever. How far away are we talking here? Is she any good at adventuring?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>42519640
She's not worried about our whole being a demon thing? What if we take all the loot?

>>42519640
"Alright, should i name my price now or later?" If she says now: "your soul"

>>42519640
cute, does her outfit have frills?
you'll help but it won't be cheap of course

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>42519723
Forgot to roll

>>42519723
Hmmm, I dunno if she'd be eager for that deal anon, she kinda needs it. Unless it's an 'upon expiration' deal maybe. Or you mean it metaphorically.

>>42519752
Well, i don't know enough about demons in this setting to know how they usually do it so i guess what a normal demon thing would be. Kind of like a contract that now we own your soul or something.

>>42519769
Yes, perhaps that would work, though I'd leave the door open for negotiation at least. Lest we find her fleeing and our chance lost.
I love loot.

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"Hmm.... how far? 'You adventure before? What do I get? Aren't you afraid I'm a demon, and that I'd take your artifact?"

"East canyon! Not far. Never adventure... Parents ban! But need! Now need! Artifact! Ehh.... loot? Not racist! You take! Only artifact! Give me!"

"Hmm..." you ponder. You consider taking her soul, but really, you do NOT want another voice in your head, even if it's cute.

You consider the knight to follow, since he's familiar with the place and just went there. But you don't know if he'll sober up and smite you.

>>42519819
Well, if you're not happy with the loot, you can always take her body. I say roll with it.

>>42519819
Tell her we'll do it for open season on the loot, sans artifact.
As for mr. knight, he might normally be helpful, but racist and drunk as he is...might as well risk it without him, we're a mighty mage after all!

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>42519819
Check through the window, if the knight looks like he can be trusted to walk and not bust your cover I guess he ca-oh who am I kidding. Do we have a spell for sobering him up?

>>42519819
Go with seeing what you can get later on, if she doesn't have anything worth enough later you can take her soul or anything (that makes you more powerful, right).
As for the knight, it's probably not worth the risk...

>>42519875
>Trusted to not bust our cover.
>"But you don't know if he'll sober up and smite you."
Yeah, sober him up why don't you.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>42519855
Forgot my roll!
Also, let's ask her what the big deal about this artifact is as well. Always good to be prepared!

>>42518643
>They annoy you, but luckily, they can't seem to be say any word more than once, or atleast, you have decided never to take any orders if they use a word that has been in an order before. Because of this, the voices tend to keep their orders short and concise, since they already used words like "you, I, there, that" and etc.
that is an extremely severe limitation that will only grow worse over time. considering its been 2 years by now vast swaths of words should be completely unusable making the vast majority of orders impossible.

>>42519895
>implying we can't fool a boisterous knight
Just tell him it's a costume, I'm sure he'd buy it. Or just use magic to disguise ourselves I guess. Magic solves everything!
Not that I'm desperate to bring him.

>>42519915
Since I don't think a single anon has cared to follow those directions so far I believe, OP may not be fussed about them.

>>42519918
That's because he's drunk and the last sentence was literally about how he probably would notice if he sobered up!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>42519819
Leave the knight, he'd probably kill us.
Off to adventure, give her some dos and don'ts on the way. Do: admire your amazing magic and style, follow orders, stay quiet when needed. Don't: alert enemies, betray you at critical moments, insult horns.

>>42518643
>you have decided never to take any orders if they use a word that has been in an order before

Execrable tenet, soak amidst toasters.

>>42519819
Expense: spoils, furthermore indentured collared serfdom. Cranium caresses subsumed.

>>42519979
A for effort anon.

>>42518643
why is this lady demon so cute?

>>42520029
Well we wouldn't want to play as a not-cute lady demon.

>>42519003
sorry about that op I didn't really notice

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>>42519875
"Wow you're loud, fine."

You cast [DESTROY BOOZEFUN], a wisp of nofun flies towards the knight

It hits the knight and he turns to look at you for a moment.
"?"

It only takes a moment... but....
"DEMON!"
The knight bursts into rage, tossing the planted table off and runs at you. You decide it's probably time to split.

"Okay, loot, you're now my pet and I can forever pat your head, sounds good?"
"P-Pet? Ah we-"
"Good."

You run off and duck into an alley, you see the knight run past you and towards the haunted forest. You see him leave the town running.

"Wow. Okay. Yes, pet. I'll get you a collar later." you say without looking, you then pull her towards the East Canyon.

{{Sorry for the QUALITY, it's 3am. Also don't worry about the "repeating words" thing, it was a dumb idea and was impossible to track even in the first 10 minutes}}

>>42520147
Alrighty then. What a weirdo knight.
Figure out what we're up against from our new pet.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42520147
this was not a clever plan
so what's she good at, can she fight?

>>42520147
Ask our pet what where we're going.

Also, you should probably make sure that the voices are only suggestions so that even if someone rolls high for something unbelievably stupid the MC can still disobey it.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>42520147
Ask about her, why's she need this artifact so badly for?

>>42520222
Eh, OP worked around the seduce ones fine and I didn't mind the de-boozing at all, that's the kinda shenanigans that always shows up in drawquests. If it gets real stupid like 'kill self' I'm sure OP would ignore.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>42520147
Are we wearing proper adventuring gear?
We should really magic up a carriage to travel on or something, oh well.

>>42520147
At least he didn't follow you far. Clearly the gods are smiling on you for this act of charity towards your new pet!

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As you walk towards the east exit of town, you begin to inquire,

"Okay, so what are we up against here? Can you fight?"

"Bandit group! Slash! Stab! Very weak! But many! Eleven bandit! My gun. Six shooter. Not suffice. Reload dangerous! Magic good! No reload!"

"Hmm... so what's so important about this artifact? Is it some sort of ma-"

"Yes! Magic item! Ancestor treasure. Very rare. Soul Install. Some say, can control! Enemy puppet! But rare. Not sure how."

You have a feeling this might have some use with your stupid voices in your head. Very useful.

"Ah"

You suddenly stop as you realise you've left the town. You move forward, but your cat stops you,

"Ah no, this way."

It's the opposite of the way labeled "SAFE".

"Um, are you sure c- uh"

You realise you don't even know the name of your pet. YOU DECIDE TO NAME YOUR PET.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>42520147
Judiciously assay and amend dual garbs afore progressing.
Tousle feline's braincase whilst probing: artifact?

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>42520434
Fluffy.
Cast a scrying spell to try and determine best direction!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42520434
Heather

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42520434
Fluffy

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>42520434
Amber

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>42520434
I'm shit at names, so pass.
I say we take the dangerous route. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, and we're a mighty mage! But maybe try some sort of stealthy spell to stay hidden.

>>42520434
Caterine.

>>42520434
>dat handholding
d'awww
she's a gunner, how useful, she seems to know the way better so

>>42520434
Dub Kite. Neglect secure route.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>42520538
bleh, messed up roll.

>>42520434
Name her Katarina, chief.

Also, take that unsafe route. Do it, faggot.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>42520588
Forgot to roll. It's been a while since I've participated.

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"YOUR NAME IS NOW FLUFFY."
She looks at you confused and lost
"A-Ah but my name is actu-"
"FLUFFY."
"N-No they call me Absolu-"
"FLUFFY."
"Abso-"
"FLUFFY."

She sighs and decides not to pursue this matter.
"Hello master, I'm Fluffy."
"GOOD."

"Alright, since you're such a good girl, we'll use your path. Heck, I'll even cast a stealth spell!"

You cast [BLEND INTO DARKNESS]

...
"Did you cast it?"
"Ah, yeah, if we're in the shadow we'll be hidden."
"But we're in a dese-"
"HO HO LET'S GO"

You both move forward
But it's so hot, oh god, why did you abandon your drinks earlier
Maybe some sort of spell to make the journey there less suffering?

>>42520694
We're a quality mage.
Cast summon rain!

>>42520694
That cactus looks shifty as hell, poke it with magic.
Also loot the hat and try it on. If it doesn't sit well with your hornyness, give it to your minion.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42520694
take the sombrero, can cast a spell to enlarge it then share for shade

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>42520694
Do we have a spell list, or are we one of those witches that can do anything with the proper amount of manipulation?

Also, humor the kitty. What's her real name? We won't call her that name, but it's good to know.

who the fuck told you to yell like a belligerent asshole all the time doll face how's about you learn to shut up for two goddamn seconds sweet baby pelor

>>42520694
>>42520743
Well, shit, looks like we're doing this. Could use it as a tent at night to keep warm too.

>>42520743
Oh boy, guess it's sombrero time?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>42520694
cast 'Abjure torridness'

>>42520749
Maybe she can't help it due to her demon blood anon. Abrasive and dominating under pressure, sweet and docile when comfy?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>42520694
Time to make it rain. Not cash though. Or men. Or women. We got a pet already. No, we need some good old-fashioned clouds and water.

>>42520743
I knew there was a reason for her to learn [MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO]

We back?

OP asleep?

I just wanted ladymage adventures

Why did 4chan take it away

>>42520992
It misses Moot

>>42521063
It doesn't have to take it out on us, anon!

We were just about to get a sweet sombrero!

>>42521087
It's like a child who lashes out at everything when it's favorite toy to torment is taken away from it. It doesn't know about that stuff. Wait for the singularity, then take it up with 4chan.

>>42521118
I guess I will.

>>42520787
I sure as hell didn't tell her to do that, and i am not letting her get away with it if I can help it.

Are the hot pockets mad? Did we do something wrong?

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>>42519439
Underrated post.

>>42520992
>>42521344
I just got here. What happened?

>>42521562
4chan sent all mesages for something like 2 hours into a local black hole instead of posting them properly.

>>42521562
Since it was ~5AM OPs time when 4chan came back, they probably went to sleep.

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>>42521587

>>42521620
Cosidering that this is /tg/, aka, touhou central, yes.

>>42521604
Aw, man...

Well, time to run my own quest or something.

>>42521651
What? I wasn't made aware of this. /tg/ is just /complainaboutquests/.

>>42521680
Three years ago people were complaining about {Something} "General" threads. It probably won't pass entirely, but the ammount of people calling quests cancer has decreased greatly.

>>42521811
Any insight as to what the next thing to hate will be? /tg/, like fantasy dwarves, will always have something to grumble about.

>>42522124
Memes. Excuse me, {Something} is allready enough to gain 100+ complaints per thread.

>>42522124
Well, we really won't know until it comes into existence.

>>42522166
But people have always complained about memes.

Memes are the eternal hatred and love; the drunken mistress that we just can't quit.

>>42521604
Shit, this is the first quest i actually gave a fuck about. I hope it continues, i'm having fun.

>>42522231
Well it says part 1 in the OP, if we're lucky they'll come back and continue at some point.

>>42522271
You've jinxed it. Now they're never coming back.

>>42522124
My guess? Quest-style CCG threads, threads where anons vote on which cards to play and enemies to attack and other such details per turn. Or quest-style TRPG session threads, where anons vote for the actions of particular party members and then the QM progresses to the next turn, with pictures of the miniatures or whatnot.

>>42522439
I thought those were niche enough to be liked. I haven't heard any specific complaints about them so far, at any rate.

>>42521811

IIRC quite a few of them left for infinite chan a while ago.

>>42522925
infinite chan managed to get off google search results for being to terible for human mind. If there weren't two people sleeping in the room I am in, I'd clap.

>>42522607
I had no idea they were actually a thing, to be honest.

Since anon asked for a prediction about the future, I was just making a guess at what might eventually be the next thing to become popular enough to start crowding out other content on the board.

I guess I'll throw a bump just in case OP comes back eventually.

>tfw no [MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO]

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>>42525287

!!!!
"I've been waiting for this!"
You flip the sombrero off the cactus, and as it rotates above your head, in a perfect arc to fit right on you, you cast it,

[MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO]

Truly one of your most valued spells, the sombrero enlarges and covers you both, but you're slightly shorter than your pet so you had to tilt abit.

"Much better! Now then, should I make it rain too?"
"Master no."
"Okay Fluffy."

You breathe out a satisfied "HMM HMM"
You don't notice it, but the sun seems to brighten your mood. And you slowly feel yourself mellowing out.

{{I just woke up, I have things to do and violent rallies to avoid today, I'll try to start posting again soon, but it might take awhile}}

>>42525923
Make it rain anyway. Being too happy makes you depressed.

>>42525923
>Violent rallies

Are you in hungary or something?

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You both walk the desert plains, slowly approaching the location.

"It's gonna be a long walk isn't it"
"Yes master. Long walk."
"Ugh."

You both make your way, waiting to find the bandits. The voices seem to be letting you do your own thing for awhile, so they'll probably be back later.

END OF PART 1

{{I'll continue when I can, either here or in a new thread. Thanks for all the players so far. It's been fun, it probably would've ended on a better note if not for the odd server disruption. Also, I'm in Malaysia, not Hungary}}

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>>42526782
see ya later man

>>42518643
Cute

>>42526782
Ah, I'm glad to see you didn't leave OP! Will look forward to next time

OP here, what's the bump limit on /tg/?
Shall we continue here or in a new thread?

>>42526782
Got a twitter, OP?

>>42534722
It's 300, and it usually takes a couple hours to autosage to death after that, so you're probably fine with this one.

>>42534755
Nope, sorry, do you think it's needed?

>>42534775
Oh okay, cool, will commence now

>>42534722
You can continue on, anon.

I am intrigued in where this goes, so please continue.

>>42534780
I always recommend a twitter for new QMs. If you wanna keep players, that is. We even have a list for all currently running QMs on /tg/ once you get a twitter running.

Wouldn't happen to come from tgchan or the likes?

>>42534780
Without a twitter there's always a risk of a new thread going nowhere because players didn't notice it was up or something. It's nice to have forewarning of when a new thread comes around. You can always just risk it and go without if you can't be bothered though.

SOMBRERO ADVENTURES

>>42534793
There is a list? I searched for one once, bu what I found was outdated by years.

>>42534878
There's a list in the weekend quest thread.

>>42534818
Twitter's not a necessity, but it's nice to have.

>>42534878
https://twitter.com/eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory
WQDT doesn't start until the weekend however.

>>42534878
https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory

>>42534899
>>42534908
Note that you don't HAVE to join the list if you make a twitter, since anons can just follow you yourself. Might be useful for catching new readers though.

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Ladydemon Mage Quest
Part 2 - We Gotta Get Dat Pussy Artifact (SOMBRERO ADVENTURES)

Twitter: https://twitter.com/jiangshi_of_tg
{{Do I need to post my Twitter elsewhere? Or does the director just follow me? I haven't used Twitter in around 7 years}}

You reach the camp, enjoying the voices leaving you alone for a good amount of time. What a shame they didn't get to see you do a bunch of wacky spells, due to whatever reason they had.

"Master here. Camp there. Only one visible. One man. One horse. Others gone?"

Your pet Fluffy informs you of the current happenings.

"Hmm..." you ponder, how should we go about this?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>42535066
(I'll take care of it, you'll be on the list.)

Have Fluffy get closer and scout it out. Looks like the sombrero wearing figure is wielding some sort of weapon, could just be a kebab on a stick though. The others could be sleeping within the tents, waiting to strike; though only one horse is hitched, so I doubt it.

>>42535066
Search camp!

On phone so can't be bothered rolling sorry

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>42535066
We can easily handle one guard, have Fluffy stealthily sneak around it and make a distraction so we can approach from his back and take him out.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>42535066
Enact operation sneak, hide under Sombrero and investigate

>>42535111
We need that kebab on a stick, when was the last time we ate properly?

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"Fluffy, sneak around to it's right, I'll be on it's left."

Fluffy gets close to the 5 meter high ridge, waits for an opportunity, and jumps off, landing and immediately hiding. A few sneaky moves later, she's at her designated location.

"Oh man"
You peek over the cliff, and it's abit too high for you to land without hurting yourself.

"[TELEPORT TO TENT]"
You teleport into the tent on it's left. and you peek out. You see a girl in a pinafore, she holds an umbrella in her hand, and is wearing a sombrero.
"Eh, she doesn't look like a bandit"
You think to yourself, and it's too far away from your pet to ask if she is one.
What do you do?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>42535319
Get her in a chokehold obviously. We don't know what's under that umbrella. Remember the basics of CQC. Then interrogate her once you have her under your grasp.

>>42535319
Ask if she is a bandito. Complement her headwear.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42535362
forgot dice

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>42535319
Confront her, be ready with a MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO in case she's hostile - it should provide you the advantage of surprise!

>>42535319
Challenge her to a sombrero-off! Size and shape of sombreros will be judged and you'll have the advantage, plus you definitely look most fetching in one.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>42535319
cast minimize umbrella to neutralize her weapon

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"Hey, you a bandit?"
"H-Huh!?"

She turns to meet your eyes, startled. You notice her sombrero;

"Ah, nice sombrero you have there, very much like my o-"
You realise that the sombrero isn't with you, SHIT, it probably didn't teleport with you.

"Who are you!?"
She lifts her umbrella, only to have you immediately act,

"[MINIMIZE UMBRELLA]!"

Her umbrella pops out of her hand from the downsizing, and she looks at you varily

"My umbrella! You damned bandit! I was not told there were mages amongst them!"

What do you do

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>42535578
Uh. Maybe she's not a bandit after all. She looks like a noblewoman who stumbled her way into the desert. Ask why she's here.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>42535578
Wait wait wait, this is clearly a misunderstanding. You thought SHE was a bandit. Clarify that you're hunting bandits too and naturally thought she was one, hanging around in their camp and all.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>42535578
apologize and explain you're not a bandit
maximize umbrella as token of goodwill

>>42535578
>cast [NORMALIZE UMBRELLA]
>cast [FAST FRIENDS]

>>42535578
Bandit? She's the bandit! Accuse her of trying reverse psychology on us!

>>42535650
Sure would be convenient if we had a friendliness spell.
Of course, our natural charisma should MORE than suffice!

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>42535650
Sorry, forgot to add my roll.

>>42535578
She kinda looks like a maid

Actually Fluffy had frills too didn't she, maybe Bacardi attracts frills

>>42535701
great success anon

>>42535729
I think I might be too late. I was busy Fultoning people and looking at Kingdom Death to respond fast enough, and QM might be drawing already.

Oh, well. Maybe next time.

>>42535746
Just gotta be quick to the trigger!

>>42535578
>I was not told there were mages amongst them!
She knows more about them? Truly she could be a great asset to our cause.

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"Huh? Wait wait wait, I'm not a bandit, you are, Umbrella girl"
"I beg your fucking pardon? You're the damned bandit you acursed umbrella minimizer!"

"Master wait. Not familiar. Bandit different. Very different."
You pet elaborates on her thoughts. She appears from behind the tent.

"Oh okay. Cool, then we have no problem here do we. Are we cool?"
"My umbrella!"

[NORMALIZE UMBRELLA]
The umbrella pops off the ground and returns to normal size.

"It's dirty now! How do you intend to make it up for me!?"
"Damn just brush it of--"
"I will have you know that I have defeated countless armies of undead and have b-"

[FAST FRIENDS]

She falls quiet, and slowly shifts expressions to that of apology.
She bows to you.

"PLEASE EXCUSE MY RUDENESS! I HAVE BEEN WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME, I APOLOGIZE!"
She suddenly burst out in apology;
"Uh, right, chill, it's f-"
"NO!"
"W-Wha-"
"I MUST ATONE BY SERVING UNDER YOU, MY FAIR DEMON QUEEN!"
"What the fuck"
Jesus christ everyone's a fucking weeaboo here

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42535832
Let this be a lesson in the dangers of social spells.
Well let's have her tell us what she knows of these bandits first.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>42535832
You know what to do.
[MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO]
But seriously, >"I will have you know that I have defeated countless armies of undead and have b-"
Been involved in numerous raids on Al-Qaeda?
Ask her name and where she comes from.

>>42535832
Score, maid gett-o! Share introductions, and ask what she's doing around these ways.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42535906
Oops, forgot my roll.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>42535832
>pomf
what a lewd hat
yeah I wanna know her name and class and shit, we can ask while going through the camp

>>42535832
The high roll system for influencing the MC is just as bad as using the last two post numbers, OP. We may be on /tg/, but generally trolls can fuck up the posting if they manage to roll a one hundred.

If we're doing the whole voices thing, honestly, I'd rather the MC just do what's sensible than us just rolling and hoping we get our choice picked. What I mean by that is, the voices should be a guide rather than controlling Bacardi's mind directly with high rolls.

>>42535894
We got ourselves a regular marine here.
Doesn't look much like one, but looks can deceive so.

>>42535970
I actually don't let the highest roll determine the entire outcome, I try to include as many as possible with it remaining within 1000 characters in a post
High rolls do have a greater influence, but if it's a dumb post, then I will ignore it
I already mentioned this before

>>42535970
For many the random aspect and potential for things to go weird or wrong based on dice (as long as the vote isn't pure troll like 'kill self' or the like) is the whole appeal, separate from normal questing. I'd say it's reasonable to assume OP might have that perspective if they're running it like this.

>>42535832
>"Calm your weaboo tits, girl. I'm just here for some artifact that my pussy's been telling me about."

>cast [MULTIPLY SOMBRERO] to make thread memes and to befriend the new, uh, friend.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>42536036
I keep forgetting because I'm busy Fultoning people. Sorry.

>>42536050
We're worried about you anon. This is becoming an addiction! You can no longer even fulfill basic tasks like voting in a timely manner. It's time for an intervention - no more Fultoning!

>>42536069
Hey, fuck you, man. I need a full base of A-Listers and I'm not going to get that without some Fulton action.

Also, I keep trying to look for videos on Kingdom Death because I'm waiting for my brother's package to arrive.

>>42536005
I think using your discretion and ignoring votes you think would be dumb for the quest is the best way of handling it really!

>>42536128
WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>>42536128
Hadn't heard of it before, it looks interesting.

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"Allow me to introduce me and my pet here, I'm Bacardi, the omnimage, and that over there is my pet, Fluffy, the catgirl with a gun."

"Well met Master Bacardi. My name is Greygoose the Graceful Berserker. and I pledge my being to you until my mission is completed."

"Uh, right. Oh, Fluffy, search the camp, I doubt it'd be that easy to find right off the bat, but whatever." You instruct as she goes off searching.

"What are you doing here, maid?"

"Well, I was instructed to retrieve a certain item that I've been told is in the possession of the bandits here. There was one here, but I accidentally killed him before I got any info. I was waiting for the others to return."

"Oh, okay. How do you accidentally kill a bandit?" You didn't ask about the item as you're sure it's the same as you.

"He came out of a tent and tried to pounce me, so I kicked him and I'm not sure where he landed..."

You don't even know how to respond. She might be of use.
Suddenly, you hear horses in the distance.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42536281
THE BANDITS ARE COMING
Cast [REFLECT LIGHT] on self to turn yourselves invisible!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>42536281
>Berserker
Ruh-roh, let's hope she controls herself.
Everyone hide in a tent and wait for optimal time for ambushing!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>42536281
Hide, let cutest Berserker confront them on her own while you wait for your chance to strike at them.

>>42536281
throw sombrero towards bandits
cast maximize sombrero a few times so it covers all of them
cast minimize sombrero once they're caught

genius, no? sombrero is versatile tool

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>42536281
Horses? That doesn't sound good.
>bring everyone into the tent as inconspicuously as possible.

>even if that means casting some [MAXIMIZE SOMBRERO] somewhere else or something like that.

>if you can, try to locate the artifact.

>>42536351
You think they'll have it on them? Well, can always hope.

>>42536359
Well, I'm assuming that these horses are going to be ridden by the owners of the camp that B and Fluffy are in right now. I'm sure they'll have news about where the artifact is, at least.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>42536281
Time to see what our meid-o is made-of! Back her up if needed, otherwise let her deal with the bandits as best she can.

>>42536380
Oh yeah, I definitely expect info. Just feels like an artifact like this, and a quest like this, should take us to the lair of a mighty warlord! Or at least like a dilapidated castle or something. Not a couple grubby tents in the desert.

If she's strong enough to punt bandits into orbit, maybe she can make good use of a [MAXIMIZE UMBRELLA] spell?

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Many voices ring in your head, and the idea of going invisible while reflecting light is probably the most misinformed voice in there.

"Fluffy, stay in the tent, ambush when you feel is right, I'll be hiding too, Greygoose, how about you?"

"I will hide for an ambush in hopes of eavesdropping on information."

You both nod and head into your own separate tents. You peek out and see about 6 bandits coming in on horses. You slouch back but suddenly feel something on the ground.

You see a really weird gun, probably made of magic? It doesn't look like the guns available now.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>42536435
Cool. Grab it, it's yours now. Then launch the ambush, they can't hope to beat your new gun.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42536435
Stash it for later, then go back to watching the bandits. Too risky to use here before testing.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>42536435
Is that a silencer? Normally I'd say magic would beat guns, but this one looks supercharged with that thing on its barrel. Use it. Kill them all except one, we need to know where that artifact went.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>42536435
>give gun to Fluffy
>cast some form of magic to make the bandits fall into quicksand. Maybe even make some sort of sand pit underneath them so you can question them.

>

>>42536435
fucking bandits man, always having the latest tech and being mean and shit
grab the gun as loot I guess

>>42536478
Aw, man. I think the dice don't like it when I'm prompt.

>>42536498
Never give up anon, soon that 100 will appear!

Good point about keeping one alive, we should probably not let Greygoose deal with them alone as she seems liable to kill them all.

>>42536435
Does the gun have any initials or whatever on it? Maybe it's stolen.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>42536435
Fireball the bandits. The one who is the head honcho and know most should survive, as most such people have magic resistance charms. Then bind the scrub and interogate.

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The gun was completely foreign, you see characters on it, but you can't read that shit. You decide to fuck around with it.

You poke you head and gun out of the tent, you see 5 figures in the distance. The one is the middle oozed the impression that he led these chucklefucks.

"Leave one alive if anything, ready guys?"

Greygoose pops her head out and nods, and you hear a faint muffled "Nyessss" in another tent.

Do you launch the ambush? How far? Now? Let them get closer?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>42536632
If we are a good shot, then now. If not, then wait.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>42536632
Get back in the tent, wait until they're in the camp and getting off their horses. Then strike. Try to keep the leader alive if possible but as long as one survives it's not that big a deal.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>42536632
[METEOR]

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>42536632
Closer, Greygoose has no range. Wait until they're all settled in. Don't shoot the leader.
>You peek out and see about 6 bandits coming in on horses.
Wait, there were six bandits that we saw. We're missing one?

>>42536662
But what about keeping one alive anon?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>42536632
>>42536668
This is a great point. Cast [INFRAVISION] and look around for signs of someone approaching from another direction! Don't need to leave our tent with the spell up.

>>42536632
>let them get a little bit closer, then...
>cast [FIREBALL]
>cast [FIREBALL]
>don't stop casting [FIREBALL] until they're all dead, knocked out, or calling for mercy.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>42536699

>>42536711
The dice like fireball

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>>42536643
Insulted that the voices have questioned your "good shot"ness, you decide to shoot now.
You aim for one of the lackeys, and fire.
You are actually an extremely horrible shot, and the shot goes completely off.
HOWEVER, the projectile arced and hit the leader.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>42536730
Our gun's got autoaim~.
Let's abuse this. Shoot 3 more times until one is left.

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Your name is Bud Light. You're a piece of shit, and leader of the Nudito Banditos, a gang of bandits that isn't entirely nude, but still visually insulting to anyone.
You're riding back after patrolling the area as per usual.

What do you do?

>>42536730
This shit is overpowered as fuck.
However, I now see the folly of attacking when they can just turn around and flee. Oops!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>42536730
This is the EXACT OPOSITE of what we wanted. Good job.

Now you will need to capture all of them to have a good chance figure out where the artifact is

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>42536730
I still think we should use [METEOR] Surely one will survive

>>42536763
Uh.
Get shot by a bullshit homing projectile I guess?

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>42536763
Die horribly

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>42536763
hump horse
then immediately regret mashing your balls into the back of a horse

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>42536763
>people are named after alcohol
oh my god
Time to get shot in the face.

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>>42536786
>>42536787
>>42536810

What? Who the fuck is this?
Why are you in my fucking head?
What bullshit homing projectile?
What the fuck?

>>42536810
You only got it now anon?
You didn't think Bacardi was a strange name for a ladydemon?
I didn't get it until wondering what the fuck kinda name Greygoose was.

>>42536822
Should have rethought your life while you could kiddo.

>>42536834
>You didn't notice Fluffy's name

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>42536822
Let out a mighty warcry!

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>42536822
SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT ARTIFACT YOU HALF NUDE PIECE OF SHIT

>>42536844
Fluffy isn't a drink, silly anon.
She doesn't look like an Absolut at all!

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"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK"
You let out a mighty warcry
Artifact? What the fuck you mean rethink my life? Fuck you!
I'm going back to my tent and jack off, that's what I'll do!

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>42536925
Make sure to bring your best bro

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You hear swearing in the distance.

"They noticed us. Prepare to wreck shit guys."

You step out of the tent, and prepare to cast a spell.

>>42536925
What do you have in your tent that's so cool you get off to it?

>>42536939
I have no idea what's happening anymore.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>42536939
If you're doing multipart posts, let us know.
Otherwise, cast [FIREBALL]

{{Sorry if it's confusing, but you get to influence two characters}}

>>42536963
jesus christ, I thought were getting invaded by another drawfag until you put bud light as that guy's name
trip and a name might help, all QMs do it

>>42536963
But we just stepped out of the tent and shot him above.
How are we back in the tent with him unhurt?
Is that the point?

>>42536981
Yeah, I'll start posting with a trip and notify if it's a multipart post from now on

>>42536983
Artifact

>>42536939
Well I'm gonna stick with [PARALYZE]. Men and horses both would be ideal, otherwise just the horses.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>42537005
That's helpful, thanks.

>>42536939
Cast [TRYMON'S TEMPESTUOUS TRAPS] and set up some gale-traps in front of camp to blow them off their horses as they get here!

>Magic item! Ancestor treasure. Very rare. Soul Install. Some say, can control! Enemy puppet! But rare
FLUFFY'S ANCESTOR'S GUN GIVES US MIND CONTROL POWERS
IT'S THE ARTIFACT, THAT APPARENTLY AUTO AIMS AND CURVES THE BULLET FOR US.

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The voices give decent suggestions, and you decide to incorporate them. You have no idea why the sound so confused though.

You cast , [PARALYZE], and you see the horses freeze and stumble down, crashing and rolling onto their riders, who were also frozen.

You have them in your sights, you can cast [FIREBALL] now, but you don't think it will keep all of them alive since they're in a single heap.

>>42537084
Yes, OP spoiled it above.
Of course, we didn't do a great job distracting the bandit leader, but it's still a fun toy.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>42537102
Fug, let's wait then. Cast [SHIELD] in case of trickery, then bring Greygoose over to prod at them. Keep Fluffy hidden for surprise.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>42537102
>>42537106
Well, the bandits are dead now.
And we have the artifact gun. Quest complete, Bacardi.
I can't help but feel we're missing one bandit though. Cast [Sonar] to confirm.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>42537102
Grab one and pull him out, THEN fireball.
A pity though, we could have used some horses.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>42537102
>>42537128
this seems like a good idea, support

Impressive rolls happening here.

Also, remember, Fluffy gets the artifact anons! Of course, there isn't much else to loot here, so she'll have to be our loot anyway, making it ours by proxy. But still!

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"Goose, go check if they're down."

She nods and exits the tent, and you cast [SONAR].

Yep, all 5 are there.

Greygoose approaches them, and sees a writhing pile of naked men unmoving, but the chief seems to have a really weird and disgusting expression.

"Yeah, they're down."

>>42537207
>named after vodka, the hardcore alcohol, yet acts meek and subservient
>conspicuously has had free ride to the artifact despite showing signs of competence when it's asked of her
>wants dangerous artifact
Fluffy nooooo don't betray us, your smile is too cute for a villain!

Actually unless she and Greygoose is working for the same client, they're gonna butt heads anyway huh. So much for our loyal servants...

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>42537236
Drag the leader out, cast [RESTRAINTS] on all of them so they can't bother us. Slap him awake and interrogate him about the artifact!

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42537236
Leave them, we've got no use for them anymore.
Show the artifact gun to Fluffy, it's not ours after all.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>42537236
Alrighty then.

Ask your companions about the gun thingy you found!

>>42537236
Before we do anything else we should address the fact that both our companions seem to be after the same thing. How are we gonna solve this? Might as well bring it up with them yeah.

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You gather after leaving the bandits alone and casting [BONDAGE TIE] on them. They're left to enjoy that elsewhere.

"Judging by the voices, this seems to be the artifact."

You notice the air has changed.

"Mission done. Give me. Yes master?"

"This artifact was my objective. An unusually prioritized objective given to me. It is not for the likes of civilian to handle."

The stares don't let down.

"Master loot. Me, artifact. Ancestral. Not for others. My bloodline."

"A powerful weapon, powerful enough to have sent a top tier unit such as me to retrieve it. This is not for someone whom I know nothing about to hold on to."

You stand in the third point of a triangle, looking at both of them. You still have the artifact with you.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42537433
Just shoot them with it, that way we can properly mediate.

Nothing could go wrong. Nothing.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>42537433
Shoot Greygoose, we'll influence her to leave it be. Fluffy contracted us first, naturally we'll give it to her since it's part of the bloodline.

>>42537102
If it's not clear, I believe the the gun fires us.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>42537433
What's their stake in it? 'Randomly heard about artifact' isn't very convincing after all, either of them the rightful owner? Who's Greygoose working for anyway?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>42537433
First, cast [COMFY ATMOSPHERE] so they calm down. Then, throw your arms across their shoulders, hand Fluffy the artifact, and tell Greygoose that she doesn't have to use force - as long as she's around us, she knows where the artifact is, right? Ask about who her employer or whatever is, and if we can pay her off to cancel her mission or whatever.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>42537433
Settle it like civilised people, see who can drink the others under the table. Why yes, OF COURSE we're participating.

>>42537433
Simple solution innit. Fluffy has a right to the artifact (and we a right to her but that's another matter) so she gets it. And Greygoose can hang around and get to know her! This way we also keep the meido.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>42537433
I have not heard enough of either of your sides to make an informed and impartial decision on this. However, I can see that this is far too important a decision to leave up to chance or compromise from a third-person mediator.

Therefore, the two of you will compete with each other to see who has the right to keep the artifact in a contest of naked mud wrestling.

[CONJURE TUB]
[CONJURE MUD]

>>42537557
>>42537563
Maaaaahvelous ideas anons.

>>42537433
Teleport far.

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You consider the voices' input, but you realise you have no way to make sure they're telling the truth. Not through normal means. And the other solutions ARE tempting. This is a hard choice to make. Plus, the artifact doesn't seem to do anything to your knowledge, and social spells might tailor their responses to what you want, not the truth.

"What are you going to do with the artifact?"

They both think about it, and a complicated expression rises.

"Keepsake. Family treasure. My right."

"To keep, as it is stated in my mission. Never to let anyone irresponsible get hold of it."

You sigh.
(cont.)

>>42537671
Make them share. Problem solved!

>>42537671
Step one: marry pet to maid.
Step two: they now both own the artifact! Yay!
Step three: married couple threesome.

>>42537671
>"By the power invested in me, I do hereby marry the two of you. If anyone here, other than you two, have any reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever hold their silence. No? Okay then. What's hers is yours and what's yours is hers and all that, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, yadda yadda. Look our for each other, and save a little of your firstborn son's soul for me, okay?"

>>42537726
>>42537730
Great minds.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>42537671
We keep the artifact and the girls. Problem solved.

>>42537730
>Leaving you payday up for chance

I'm getting the feeling you are not taking this voice business seriously.

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If the artifact is as important and potentially dangerous as they say, you can't give it to anyone since you have literally just met them. You have no way to prove their truth, and they don't seem to be doing so aside from claiming it.

"I will hold on to this. Neither of you will have it. I will not desecrate or use it irresponsibly, and you have no choice but to take my word for it. I am above both you in terms of rank, a master to a pet and a maid. If you cannot fulfill this simple contract of trust you put on yourselves, you don't deserve the weapon."

A silence aside from the breeze and the sound of sand fills the field.

"Hell I'm inclined to marry both of you right now, but I don't think either of you would want that."

They both don't seem to object.
What do you do?

>>42537793
Shoot yourself with the artifact. Persona up in this bitch.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>42537793
Uhh, uuuhh.
...[COMFY ATMOSPHERE]?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>42537793
They're gonna be tearing at your throat in a couple seconds.
>>42537809
GIVE THIS A TRY
You might even remove us!

>>42537809
But that might remove us, anon! That's bad!

>>42537835
Hey, since when have been consistent about anything? Besides it might conjure us in the physical world, freeing us to enact reign of death and fire upon the world! No one is safe!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>42537793
Now kiss!
For real though, cast [CONJURE ALCOHOL], tell them it won't last forever, just until you know they're trustworthy, and try to dispel the bad mood.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>42537793
>"Now that you no longer have a reason, if you had any before, to deceive me in order to obtain the artifact - since if you did, you'd just be slitting my throat in my sleep and running anyway - why don't you explain to me - and each other - who charged you with the duty of obtaining it, how they and you learned of it, and why it's so important to you to hold on to it? Perhaps that will start you off on the path of seeing eye to eye."

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>42537793
We'll really do it, girls! This is your chance to offer a saner alternative here! Fluffy? Greygoose? Anything?

>>42537793
Just do it, they're not objecting!

>>42537793
I dunno, it should probably be Fluffy's though. But alright.

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The tense air was obvious, they were gonna pounce, on you, then on each other.

You didn't have [COMFY ATMOSPHERE], but you had [CTFO]

Their expressions changed almost immediately, and their tense bodies relaxed.

"Just prove your cases and we'll be fine, why is me holding on to it bad? I'm taking care of it's uses, and no one better to hold your treasure than your master right? This isn't permanent, just until I can make sure who deserves it."

They didn't seem to mind it at all, and nodded at the logic. You immediately pat them.

"Good good. This is the road to understanding. I doubt no one but me can use it anyways." You knew this because of the voices.

[PAIL OF ALE]

A large tankard of ale was conjured, and you hand it to them. Then you begin walking back to the town, both of them silently walking with you, drinking their ale.

>>42538040
Looking kinda ominous there, Bacardi.

>>42538040
>A large tankard of ale was conjured, and you hand it to them. Then you begin walking back to the town, both of them silently walking with you, drinking their ale.
They're drinking together from a single tankard of ale?

They're getting along already!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>42538040
DIPLOMACY has won again! Hurrah!
Throw your arms around their shoulders and sing some drinking songs on the way for morale.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>42538040
STOP! We need to retrieve our awesome sombrero!

>>42538089
Let it go anon. The sombrero was great, and it fulfilled its purpose. Do not sully its memory by dragging it along to inferior adventures.

Hopefully that fucking knight doesn't interrupt our good mojo. Maybe he gave up on finding demons and is having fun with his buttbuddy.

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You were walking, happy at the resolution. Holding the tankard of ale, which they had taken turns drinking from, you felt it was the right thing to do.
You threw you arms around their shoulders, and intended to sing some cheerful songs, but then you noticed your sombrero on the way.

"Ah, my sombrer-"

It was quick, she rolled your arm over her and took a step back, and you felt a hot stinging sensation in your gut as you were thrown back.

"Master, y-!!"

A few loud bangs were heard, and you see your maid dodging.

"You're a damn complicated puppet to play with, Bacardi. If only you had just did without thinking." Your pet muttered, surprisingly fluid.

"You!"

The maid rushes her, but the catgirl dodges back, and turns invisible.

You feel everything fading, and you're not sure, what comes, after... this...

END OF PART 2

>>42538153
I knew it! FLUFFYYYYYY!

>>42538153
Awwww. We shoulda given it to her! Well, she might still have betrayed us or whatever, I suppose.

Just gotta recover our health, then teach her a lesson!

>>42538153
Shouldda just used the artifact on yourself. Now you lost your chance to be free.

>>42538153
Mean cliffhanger! Thanks for running OP, your art is very dynamic and nice.

>>42538153
Any idea when you can run again OP?

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Thanks for playing so far everyone, it was hella fun
I intend to continue this quest, but it's up to you if Bacardi remains the MC or not.

>>42538248
Tomorrow probably. If I ran now, I would have to stop about 2-4 hours in, since it's 2am here and I need to wake up at 9am to act in a short film
Should I post when on my Twitter?
(https://twitter.com/jiangshi_of_tg)

>>42538204
Thanks, pardon the near non-existent quality control; I try to draw as quick as possible.

Also, is there anything else that other QMs tend to do? Like, I know I should link to this thread in the next one right? What else?

So, Fluffy was competent after all. Maybe we'll control her next time?
If not, we need to think of punishments.

>>42538299
Always announce when you're going to run on your twitter.

>>42538299
Archive the thread at suptg.

>>42538299
Drop a post about start-time when you figure it out. A couple hours warning at least is nice but less is fine if necessary.

You should link previous threads yeah. Using moe or suptg ideally.

>>42538326
I believe someone already archived, anon.

>>42538317
>>42538332
Alright, cool

>>42538326
>>42538350
I see my thread on the archive, neat
Kinda makes me feel accomplished some how

That will do right? No need to request again right?

>>42538410
For each thread you do, you'll need to do it yourself. Most QMs do it once they start their thread to prevent misarchivings.

>>42538410
No it's archived now.

Most QMs post one thread-warning on twitter beforehand when they know, some only 20 - 30 mins before, others a whole day. Depends on how regular their schedule is mostly. Then they link the thread when they start too.

>>42538423
Oh, so the next time I make the thread, I should immediately request for the archive?

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>>42538451
As in the process you have to do it yourself. It's not automatic. See image.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html

>>42538492
Alright
It's fine if I do that immediately after making a new thread right? As in, I don't need to wait until the end to archive it?

>>42538538
Of course..
Lewds of Bacardi when? She's really cute.

>>42538538
sometimes you get anti-quest fags who deliberately misarchive threads, so archiving early is preferred

>>42538607
Actually I only do it for shitty weeb threads, and I always check them.