>LAST ISSUE:>>42501442>Brock Carter was an average college slacker, until he was chosen as the heir to the Joker. Why? Nobody knows!It is week two of your operation. The Nail Bomb Kits are being distributed throughout the entire city; the police chief has been running news reports on television warning parents and children about the dangers of these kits.See? The kids are learning something. All because of you.Knock has not given you any problems since your confrontation with him. Currently he and Dottie are planning which jewelry stores to hit during the attacks; they've planned a chain of four stores along a street uptown, all with four different vans at the same time. Once the jobs are done the four vans will disperse down separate side streets, each taking a different path to a different safehouse to dump the jewels. Afterwards one driver will take each van to a separate location to get rid of it.Even if one van is taken, three others make it. It might be overkill, but its safe. You're not comfortable enough to be taking risks yet.You hear a voice you haven't heard in a week. "Well, you seem to be getting along swimmingly. Boss."
>>42512575Like a clownfish.
>>42512575This isn't showing up in my search filter for quest, huh.
>>42512575Tag your shit, OP.
>>42512575OP, as an active participant in the last thread, I'd like to say that you really should put [quest] in the title field.Some people get pissy when their board isn't pristine.
>>42512575"Welcome back Topper. Thanks for joining us," says Dottie. The yellow smile on her eyepatch is matching Top Hat's own. Dottie, however, is not."To what do I owe the pleasure?" You ask.Knock stays silent."I've simply come to bring the reports you requested during our last meeting. Hard copies. You simply can't be too careful after all.""I've... also heard about our upcoming operation. I must say, it was quite a surprise when I heard about it through the local news. I spoke with some of our operatives, though, and was able to get the full details. I've manage to pull together some contacts to liquidate the goods once we've retrieved them. I must say, though: such an oversight as leaving key financial considerations of your plan... Why, it could have been disastrous.""...Boss."He smiles his perfect smile again.>what do you do?
>>42512784>I just didn't want you in the loop, is all. Acquisition was pretty early on and you were still sore and I knew if I made you do anything you'd fudge it up and then I'd have to find two new people. One to do your job and another to clean up the mess. You'll be in the loop for future jobs, and I won't hire any cleaners. Sound good?
>>42512784Who says I'm selling the diamonds? I need those for my death laser.
>>42512784>>42512898This, pretty much.
>>42512784>"Has anyone ever told you you have a fantastic smile?"
>>42512784"Next time don't skip out before a meeting ends and maybe you'll not be out of the loop next time. I'm sure you didn't do so on purpose so I'll let it slide this once." While grinning like a sadistic maniac, make it look like him not getting the information was his fault (which it is.) the implied threat will need to be followed through though the nezt time he pulls this shit.
>>42512784"Wow, wouldn't I kill to have that brain"
>>42512960This>>42512898Then this. Oh, and after we deliver the threat and ask for confirmation, ask about his hat maker. We could use a hat.
>>42512784>I'll be sure to take a close look at these tonight, thank you very much.>Also, when the time for fencing comes, I'd like to accompany you so we can get their quotes together. The process has always fascinated me.Give him little room to fudge the books. He's definitely skimming off the top, if financial reports made him uncomfortable.After he leaves:>So, I was thinking of a dentist theme for my next broadcast. He seemed eager to be on the operating table last time, maybe he'd like a chance at it.
>>42512784"Your services weren't needed for this operation. I've opted to begin keeping a stock of hard assets on hand, in addition to the soft assets that you oversee for me. You simply can't be too careful.""No," he smiles. "You simply can't.""I would like to have portion of the goods converted to cash for expenses. I will accompany you when we meet your fence, of course. I feel I should be aware of all the types of business my organization does." You stress the word "My.""While I should warn you that some of my contacts may take none to kindly to one with such a... Colorful background, you are, of course, the boss.""Yes, I am. Thank you for bringing my reports. I will be in touch," you say with finality.Top Hat hesitates for a second as if trying to think of some retort, before placing the stack of papers on the table. He flashes you one final smile, and leaves."I'm thinking a dentist theme for the next broadcast," you say. "How do you think Topper would like to be a star?"For the first time you see Knocker stifle a laugh, "Always wanted to knock those teeth out myself..."Much later in the evening, you, Knock, Dwayne, Dottie, Spike, and the twins sit in the main hall. The room is strewn with notes, fliers, and shipping forms from your upcoming crime. You all enjoy a moment of downtime before you kick into high gear to prepare. Drinks have been passed around, the twins are in their corner, and Spike ordered pizza.For the first time it feels like everyone in the room is on the same side.Now is the perfect time to ask any questions of your crew. Who do you speak to? What do you ask?>Dwayne>Dottie>Knock>Spike>Lefty>Righty
>>42513227>DottieYou walk over to Dottie. She's nearly emptied a crumpled pack of Newports, her overflowing ashtray so full it's smoldering in the center. She's nursing a beer."Hey slick. What's up?">what do you say?
>>42513195Dottie and Knock, I'm thinking Dwayne as well.
>>42513320So how am I doing so far?
Tell me we get to fuck Dottie
>>42513426What was that rule about dicks and crazy anon?
>>42513491Um... Was it that the Joker's crazy and kind of a dick?
>>42513320>>42513385"So how am I doing so far?" you ask, sitting down across from her.She leans back in her chair and takes her cigarette from her mouth. "You're doing alright. None of us knew what would happen after the old boss died, and nobody knew what'd happen when Dwayne left with that box. I think we figured you were some kind of contingency plan. Guess you kinda were. You've kept everybody in line, and you've not gotten yourself killed. In this business, that's pretty good.""Anything else?"
>>42513505>How long have you been with the gang?
>>42513505Is the eye-patch real?
>>42513491Do it.>>42513426Even here Topper is a faggot
>>42513505>>42513526I like it
>>42513505"How long have you been with the gang?"She looks thoughtful for a moment. "This gang? Probably...5 years I guess. Came in after my last gang got wasted. Moved up pretty quick; Joker always rewarded talent.""What about...the eyepatch?"She motions for you to come closer, checks around herself, and lifts up the yellow eyepatch. Underneath, you see a green eye looking back. She snaps the eyepatch back in place, leans back, and laughs. "Looks tough though, right?""Yeah, real intimidating. Alright Dottie. Take care."You stand from your seat, and walk over to Knock. He's going over some of the heist plans.>what do you ask?
>>42513662is Dotty delicious brown?
>>42513662I don't have anything to say to Knock, but good night OP. Thanks for running, if you haven't already you should make a twitter for yourself so we can see when threads are running. Dottie is a qt
>>42513662How are things looking?
>>42513662So how much do you think topper is taking off the top?
>>42513755Let's make a bet out of this with all of them. We'll write our answers and whoever is the closest gets to plan a crime.
>>42513783>Dream heist as a potI'm so down.
>>42513662"How are things looking?""'Salright. You got a lot of moving parts here, but I think we'll manage. By the way...gotta say, I liked the way you handled Topper earlier. He's always got under my skin.The old boss would have iced him right there for talking like that. I guess you ain't the old boss though.""How much do you think he's taking off the top?""No way of knowing. The boss never really cared about finance unless it got in his way, or if he thought somebody was pulling one over on him. I think he and Topper had an understanding though. The boss new he was stealing and could have killed him whenever he wanted. Long as Topper knew who was in control, the boss didn't care where the money went.">do you ask anything else?
>>42513802got nothing to ask op, we might want to do something with our apartment though.And with that I'm crashing, see you later OP
>>42513874We should ask Dwayne about that.
>>42513802How long have you been with the gang
>>42513802Kinda wanna ask Dwayne where the name comes from.
>>42513802"How long have you been with the gang, Knock?""Since I was fourteen. Almost ten years. I'm a lifer. All these other people got where they are being a specialist. But me? I belong on the streets with the boys."He shakes his head. "Old boss never asked questions.""I guess I ain't the old boss. See you later Knock."He gets back to his work. "Yeah..."You walk over to Dwayne. The clown is moving pins about on the distribution map, muttering to himself. "Hey Dwayne, you got a minute?""Sure chief." He turns to face you. "What's on your mind?""I was thinking about my old apartment...""Yeah, I thought about that too. We'll go by tomorrow night and move everything out. It'll be like you just vanished."The thought makes you feel a pang of guilt."Say...remember in the car that first night? When you said Dwayne was just a nickname? Where did that come from?""Oh...that. Yeah, it's based on my real name," he says."Which is?""...Dwayne.">do you ask anything else?
>42513978>How long have you been with the gang
>>42513978>Creative. I like it.>How long you been with the gang?
I love that Dwayne is a giant of a man. The only Dwayne I know is a gangly teen with bottlecap glasses in my RP group.
>>42513978"Very...creative. So how long have you been with the gang, Dwayne?""Four years, more or less. I was contracted for a job, and the boss had me stick around. Would you believe I used to be a clerk? Processed shipping manifests all day long.Guess the boss liked having somebody good at planning. Plus I can hit pretty hard. That helped.""I can imagine. Alright Dwayne, be seeing you."Spike has tarted pestering Dottie. "I gotta get home soon. You know my mom gets pissed when I'm late..."It is getting pretty late. You head back to your quarters, wash the paint from your face, and hit the bed. You've got a long week ahead...
>>42514035 How do you know that Dwayne doesn't look like the man on the right in the pic, just really tall and buff?
So... We've got an insane posse of clowns now. JUGGALOES FOR LIFE, BITCHES! DOWN TO CLOWN UNTIL I'M DEAD IN THE GROUND!
>>42514080Waiting on you OP, did you want a vote on what to do next?
>>42514080The next few days are a flurry of activity as you all prep for the heist. The news has reported the first few explsives being set off. No injuries yet, but a couple of Gotham's public schools are in need of repairs.You are a bit surprised by this; you hadn't expected an attack on schools... They avoided any casualties this time, but what it had been during school hours?You push the thought out of your mind. You have too much work to do.Finally, the day arrives. Once Spike flips the switch, you'll make your broadcast, wait until the police are in place, and your crews will leap into action. If all goes according to plan they'll be at the safehouses an hour later, and back at the park in three.IF all goes according to plan. You check yourself in the mirror for a moment, and open the door to the studio...>TO BE CONTINUEDI'll be continuing where I left off tomorrow at around 3:00 or 4:00PM EST, if possible. If this thread isn't still here, I'll make a new one.See you then.
>>42514127post clowns itt
Bump and a question, where are we going with this? How far should we take it?
>>42517852>where are we going with this?What do you mean?
>>42518603What do we want to do as the Joker?
>>42518640The answer is obvious. We kill The Batman!
BumpQM should come back soon
I'm back. Writing.
Is everyone still here
>>42520641You posted this OVER 80 MINUTES AGO.
>>42520957Servers crashed. Posting just came back online.Calm the fuck down.
Sorry, 4Chan seems kinda unstable right now.>>42514191Every television in Gotham cuts to static, and a grinning clown appears. Everyone in Gotham knows that face: The Joker."Good Morning, Gotham! Uncle Joker thought he would check in and see how all the kids were enjoying their gifts.""Say, I have an idea! This afternoon at 4:00- why don't you all put on a fireworks show in downtown Gotham? I think the Commissioner might be a little jealous I didn't get him anything...""Remember kids, 4:00, downtown. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"The screen goes black, and a graphic of a clock with the Joker's face in the center appears, ticking down to 4:00."I'll keep the broadcast up until four," says Spike. You smile. The ticking clock should keep the GCPD paranoid. It gives them something to focus on while your real crimes slip by unnoticed. And it's the middle of the day too, so Batman isn't likely to show up......Right? You almost shudder. The Batman is still a mystery to you. He killed the last Joker, didn't he? What if you're next?You head to the phones. Nothing for you to do but wait to check in.(Cont)
>>42520957The servers were fucked up. I couldn't post.
>>42521029The police have been on edge since you'd started sending out kits; the fliers inside had alerted them to the fact that something would be occurring today. Upon your announcement, though, they spring into action; downtown is swarming with police. Barricades, riot police, and the bomb squad are lying in wait, prepared for any kind of attack you might launch.Short of a few kids with bombs, that attack will never come.The four teams move out at 3:45; the police will barely have time to react. Knock is in one team, with Dottie in another, and the other two being led by a couple of Knock's men,All four stores are to be hit simultaneously. At the first store, Knock and his men are ready to enter.>How was he told to kick off his robbery?
>>42521302Quietly. No reason to raise a fuss just yet
>>42521342yes this bats will be distracted with the bombs
>>42521302He's going after the lowest value target, and he's going loud.Operations get quieter the higher the value of the target. That way we have two different forms of distraction.
>>42521302Loud on the two low class stores and quiet on the higer ones, leave the jokers calling card on all four.GM are we ever going to roll die?
>>42521302Smoke bombs sent in via grenade launchers. Smash, grab, take everything that sparkles. Anyone pulls a gun, correct them violently. Priority is to get the gems and get gone before the police know what's happening.
So if parallel universes are a thing in DC does that mean Bruce Wayne is the Harry Potter of this universe?
>>42521484... What?Seriously. What?
Rolled 391, 378, 241 = 1010 (3d473)>>42521534I have made a liar out of you!
>>42521560Die is singular. You rolled dice pleural. You made a liar out of yourself.
>>42521302Knock and one other team were assigned two two of the lower-value targets, and they're going in loud.Green smokebombs are shot into the windows of both stores, while the gangers in gasmasks shout, smash the glass, and toss as much stuff on display as possible into duffel bags. The alarms are sounding, but Knock and his men work like an assembly line, filling bags and passing them back to the truck.Once they've filled enough bags, they exit the store and get ready to flee...Meanwhile, further uptown, Dottie's crews are ready to hit the higher value stores. This is a more precise strike.She goes over the plan one more time in her head...>what was the plan, again?
>>42521659In and out.No fuss, no mess, and no deaths.
>>42521560>>42521595Sorry, it just seemed more fun to fudge attacks. Your character is more of a planner right now, while the rest of your team are talented enough that it can probably be assumed that they'll hit targets.If you guys really want a dice rolling battle i can see what I can do though
>>42521659Quickly. Knock out gas before they enter. Anyone stands up to them they get put down hard. Spike should have disabled security for her store and the other and will be counting down until alarms go off.
>>42521528I mean think about it.They both lost parents very young in very traumatic waysthey both spent most of their lives training and determined to fight evilthey both were plagued by a singular monstrous douchebag who had a knack for getting in their head....>>42521659Dottie and the other leader go in like customers, each of them having a dose of laughing gas antidote. Once the little capsules of laughing gas are in place around the store, they detonate simultaneously right at the appropriate time, subduing everyone in the room. Once the capsules detonate, Dottie and the other leader leave the room and take their antidote while the proper muscle comes in to loot everything. There will be a field tech to oxy torch their way through the door where most of the goods are kept, though that will be abandoned if they can't get through after 20 minutes. An extra 10 minutes is allowed if they do get through the vault doors.
>>42521687Why no deaths? We're the joker. Or is it because we've not figured out the funniest way to do it yet
>>42521737We're trying to not go completely over the edge yet with the crime thing. An actual crime boss joker who was intelligent would be scary as fuck
Our parents were normal people.. and we weren't adopted right?
>>42521737Because deaths will really draw the anger of bat down upon us.
>>42521702I'd say against another supervillain or superhero we roll dice, but vs the normal Gotham people nah
>>42521803This, although the Bat would probably need nat 20's for anything to go in our favor.
>>42521780We had a single mom. I remember her name it was... Ugh, um... Something... Something "Quinn"
>>42521843Joker losses at the end, he does damn well until then though
>>42521659Minutes before Knock's attack Dottie and the other leader entered the uptown jewelry stores quietly- though a clown entering any store in Gotham always a sign for alarm. Especially one with an eyepatch and openly carrying a gun.Without a word the two leaders set off canisters of laughing gas, each crushing the antidote capsule clenched between their teeth. The men rush in, each group with a safecracker who quickly gets to work. Their blowtorches begin cutting through the seals of vaults.One of the employees on the floor attempts to hit a panic. A boot to the back of the neck, and Dottie makes sure that doesn't happen. There's a reason she was chosen for the quiet mission. The keys to the cases are passed around. No alarms are sounded, and once they've filled their own bags, they quietly leave for the safehouse.Unfortunately, it seems that Knock has company. The alarms from his stores drew in a patrol car on the lookout for criminals taking advantage of Gotham's state of panic.>what does Knock do?
>>42522036Captures the cop, we execute him on television
>>42522036How's his driving?
>>42522036Tell Knock to lose them fast. Take out the driver cop or go for the tires.We did set up checkpoints along the path to the safehouses for just this reason, right? To slow down any cops (or others) who tried to follow?
>>42522160This and go for tires
>>42522036Knock orders the driver to drive, and the cops follow. When the two vans split down their separate sidestreets, the cruiser follows Knock. No doubt police are being called in on both vans.He has to loose these guys, and he has to lose them fast. Knock leans out the window, and lets loose with a mac-10.Roll 6d6. Each 4+ is a tire blown out. On a six, Knock hits a cop.
Rolled 4, 6, 6, 3, 2, 2 = 23 (6d6)>>42522364
>>42522380One tire and two cops. Jobs done boys.
Rolled 1, 6, 1, 3, 4, 3 = 18 (6d6)>>42522364no reason not to roll more
>>42522380You know, they have two cops in the patrol car for a reason.Shame that just doubles the casualties here.
>>42522364With his spray of bullets, Knock takes out the front tire of the cop car, and shatters the windshield. A bullet hits the driver in the cheek, the bones of his face caving in. He's still alive, but not for long. The other cop takes a bullet to the shoulder. The car looses control and plows into a car parked on the side of the street. It fishtails, blocking off the street behind the van.Both cops are dead on impact.
>>42522544Well thats certainly one way to ping on the batdar.
>>42522544Dottie phones in. She's at the safehouse, and the goods are there. The driver is taking the van to dump it, and will be picked up by another driver at a rendezvous point. You breath a sigh of relief. That's one.A few minutes later, Dottie's compatriot phones in. That's the second of the high street jobs that went off without a hitch.Fifteen minutes pass. No more calls. Twenty.Thirty.Finally, a ring. It's Knock; he's been lying low after his run-in with the police, but he finally sent the driver off to dispose of the van."Dottie and her other team already checked in. What about the last van? The other of your men? Have they checked in with you?" you ask."...Nah, Boss. They should have called already. No cop car was chasing them."
>>42522726Bat got them!
>>42522726Oh shit, assume the Bat is involved. we can't risk anything we have to move everyone.
>>42522726Nana Nana Nana Batman!
>>42522758>>42522764>>42522747Or they're actually Top hat's men!
>>42522764Read that as> Nana Nana Nana Batnana!Potassium justice shall be upon us.
>>42522726>"Give them an hour, then send someone to check in at the other safehouse. If they don't find anything or they don't phone back, we'll write it off as the bats. Do they know where your safehouse is?"Mumble something about giving grunts laughing gas tooth capsules next time.
>>42522801Bats has an antidote for that.Cyanide is still our friend.
>>42522801Thats a bat idea. No need to lose anymore men then necessary. Tell Knock to relocate to another safehouse just to be safe.
>>42522827Agreed with this, as soon as he can.
>>42522726>"The downtown jobs were the distraction for the Bats. Looks like he took the bait. Knock, assume Batman knows where you are and that you killed those cops. Move the goods, leave some men behind, leave no indication of where you're going. You're one of the few who can confirm the old Joker kicked it. If necessary, leave the gems behind."
>>42522840This is me>>42522858I back this guy instead
Just been reading through this and the original thread. Joker GTA DC Quest thread. Yay. Also got here late for costume choices- strongly recommend dressing like pic related once we get established.
>>42522874If it comes in green and purple, I can agree with this.Also, goddamn, we need to get some hand-to-hand training.
>>42522874We went classic joker style. Lots of greens and purples.
>>42522912For what? hand to hand is for mooks. We need to learn how to use real firearms, not gag joker ones.
>>42522912This we need to be able to defend ourself might want to get some gun range practice in as well. We can go as our civi self for this though.
>>42522947Have you seen what Batman can do? Bullets are no problem if he has the advantage, which he usually does. Unless we prepare for every possible scenario, we won't be able to defend ourselves unless we get Joker-tier hand-to-hand. Or at least get good at avoiding that shit, like he did.
>>42523006You will never beat batman at hand to hand, ever, period. There is no point in learning it when a gun is more useful in more situations.
>>42523121Beating him, and knowing enough hand to hand to survive are two entirely different things
>>42522726A few hours later, and you hear laughing coming from the main hall. You head out to meet your gang.Dottie and company are laughing and drinking, celebrating a heist gone right. Dottie herself has so many necklaces piled around her neck that Mr. T would find it in bad taste. The goods have been dumped in a big pile, and she's lounging in it."We did it boss!" she says. Her people cheer.You wish you could join them."Where's Knock?" "Right here," you hear him say, as he somberly walks down the stairs. His men are carrying duffel bags you know to be packed with jewelry."Anything from the other van yet?"The smile falls from Dottie's face. "Wait, what happened?"Spike waddles in. "Apprehended." There is disgust on his face.He looks at you, "News reports say four jewelry stores got hit, and some of the perps were 'apprehended.' That's what they always call it, right? No more details, no more questions...It's the Bat, isn't it?"You realize he's feigning ignorance to tell you this in front of the men. You feel a bit more respect towards the fat kid; he's smarter than he lets on."Batman..." As you say it, the temperature drops in the room. Dottie removes the necklaces and returns to her seat, lighting up another cigarette. Knock smashes his fist against the wall, and heads back upstairs to the park. Dwayne places a hand on your shoulder.3 out of 4 isn't bad, and you didn't lose any of your friends, but it hits you harder than it should. Batman is one step closer to you know.Friends? Is it even safe to call them that? Two weeks ago these people would have killed you where you stand.You have a lot to think about. Quietly, you get started sorting the goods.
>>42523212Damn, this is making me realize that thugs and gangbangers are people too..... Fucking Batman
>>42523278Just murdered two cops man.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Time to find a new safehouse.Bat for brains will make our boys squeal.Now that we got the loot, let's recuperate our men.Arkham or Blackgate?I say we let Coin-Face decide and we just flip for itHeads for arkham, tails for Black gate..
>>42523292Gotham cops are notoriously corrupt, they're probably more dangerous than the actual criminals on the streets.
>>42523333This, also let's find out where they're keeping our boys at and bust them out. This will endear you more in the eyes of the mooks, and will help raise Knocks opinion of you. Remember that the thugs and mooks are probably the closest thing he has to family.
>>42523472We're gonna need another distraction then if we wanna hit the prison. Something good enough to distract the Bat
>>42523558Laughing gas canisters planted in hospitals.While bats is looking through various hospitals, we've actually only put them in pet hospitals. Vet clinics.
>>42523212You have no idea how much the jewelry is worth. You aren't sure if it should be sold as-is, or if the gold should be melted down and the jewels pried out to make it less identifiable.You sigh, and sort the piles as best you know how. Luckily, the vaults Dottie's crews busted had a much more useful prize: cash. $750,000 dollars total. Not enough to retire on, but enough of a nest egg to have leverage against Top Hat."Hey Boss..." It's Dwayne. "Oh, hey. I've been counting the score, I'm not sure abou...""Boss, you took it pretty hard out there. You gotta realize that losses are a day to day thing in this job. You didn't even know any of those boys. Knock did. And once he works off his steam he'll be right back here tomorrow.One of these days it could be one of us, chief. You gotta remember that. Old boss never would have let a loss get to him." After saying his piece, Dwayne leaves you to your work.You feel worse than ever, but you understand what he's saying. None of these people expect to retire at an old age.Quietly, you say to yourself, "Maybe...maybe I ain't the old boss.">what do you do?
>>42523586>Killing dogs and catsDude.
>>42523586Why not try mimicking other villain 's MO's. To throw him off.The dead ones.. We don't want to risk the ire of any living/retired villains.
>>42523630Laugh laugh like we did at our apartment
>>42523630We gonna get our boys back, and some new friends!Time for a break out!
>>42523630Ask Dottie for a smoke, even though you haven't done it since you were an edgelord in highschool.....
>>42523630Break out into nervous giggles. You've went from College kid to Super-villian in a fortnight....
>>42523630>"Dwayne, what's the most expensive, overpriced bottle of pig swill we've got in this joint? Have a drink with me. Today, I ordered the death of two cops, and two rooms full of shopping clerks, and now seven men are facing nice long prison sentences because of me. And I've got a nice big pile of green to show for it. I gotta admit, this is not how I saw my month going."
>>42523727This and>>42523720We an't the old boss. We're the new boss. Time to break in the coat. We're going in personally.
>>42523660This, and also plot some revenge, doesn't the bat usually run with a pint-sized kid in tights?
>>42523630Google how much gold and other precious metals and stones are worth and sort through the loot.
>>42523764Google-fu is a powerful tool.
So green hair and purple clothes like the joker is ok but when it comes to our henchmen and the need to be ruthless in their capture is where we draw the line and decide to be our own joker?
>>42523830I'd rather be a leader the bangers can look up to. Fear is powerful, but camaraderie and respect buy a lot more.
>>42523727This and lets go clubbing, open a club and every person gets a ticket with one of them being a joker card, the winner with the joker card will watch the others die, hell of a night, right?
>>42523929With laughing gas
>>42523885We kick in teeth where we need to, but I think we can chum up with others. Power in numbers, right? If you aren't with us, you're against us. I can see that working.Just no superhero-level buddy shit. We're the ones who hit back. Not the heroes.
>>42523630You try to finish counting out the loot, but your heart isn't in it. You call Dottie and Dwayne back to your room."Dwayne, what's the most expensive, overpriced bottle of pig swill we've got in this joint? We're going to have a drink."Dwayne nods, and returns with a bottle of clear liquor and three glasses. The label has rubbed off the bottle, and made it unidentifiable, but the burning smell indicates it is strong.Dwayne fills the three glasses, and you ask Dottie for a smoke- your first since your rebellious high school days."Today, I ordered the death of two cops, and two rooms full of shopping clerks, and now seven men are facing nice long prison sentences because of me. And I've got a nice big pile of green to show for it. I gotta admit, this is not how I saw my month going."You can't help but laugh, and empty your glass.When the three glasses are empty, you look to your companions."I'm not the old boss. I'm the new boss. We're getting our people back."They both try to speak, but you silence them with a motion."And I've decide it's time to break in the coat. I'm going in personally this time."Over the next few hours, you are as a man possessed. With limited interjections from your two subordinates, you begin to explain your plan...>what's your plan, Boss?
>>42524063Oh shit, I didn't think we were actually doing this. Okay, umm...Should we swap out roles? We go in quiet, or should we do it like Old Mistah J and take the spotlight so everyone else can get to work?I'm thinking carbombs into the front doors of wherever we're headed. That way they can't say we didn't knock first.
>>42524063Hits on both Arkham and Black gateThe trick is that we make Batsy believe we're going for one and make the police we're going after the other.Force them to divide up even further when we hit the one place neither suspects! Gotham PD!
>>42524063First thing we need to do is find out where are boys are, more complicated plans can come later.
>>42524063I like the idea of us going on air that we'll be gassing hospitals and clinics, but gassing pet hospitals and clinics as a distraction.
>>42524161They're just bangers. They wouldn't be in Blackgate
>>42524063Distraction plays have worked in our favor so far lets continue doing whays worked, make a video announcing that you're going to bomb several hospitals and nursing homes, say that this is on honor of our previous successfull venture. No actual bombs will be in place but several gag bombs will they will set in place in advanced each one with a clue as to where the real bomb is ( there is no actual bomb though) thos will lead the bats and cops on a merry goose chase while we hit the prison and bust our boys as well as others out.
You might be getting a new crew member soon.Any ideas on what you are looking for?
>>42524266A demolitions expert would be nice.
>>42524266Someone to replace Top Hat
>>42524288>>42524298Either of these works, I'd prefer someone who knows explosives though.
>>42524266Red Hood.It would be so delicious if we became bros with Jason.
>>42524252I like this. We gotta get the cops on our back so Bats will chase down the bomb. We, personally, can handle the cops and have our boys bust out some new friends.I think we need to get some new rides for this shit. Car chase across gotham sound great.
>>42524266A Scientist to cook up explosives, armor, weapons ect
>>42524352I vote for this
>>42524063>Hit Blackgate ourselves. Spike will be given whatever Topper can liquidate in a week as a budget for making a series of RC bombs with cameras. We'll send them into the air ducts, plant some C4 on the walls, trigger the fire escape procedures thanks to a box of matches we smuggle in, and pretty much crack the whole building open like an egg. The first thing the gangsters will see when they get out of the walls is our smiling mug.>>42524266A new accountant to take over if we have to bump off Top Hat.
>>42524063You explain the plan to your crew: another distraction ploy, but this time, a chain of them, leading them all over town.While the police are chasing your trail of bomb threats, you will personally attack Gotham jail, gassing them and breaking out your men."The Joker Venom?" asks Dwayne. "Won't we run the risk of poisoning our own men too?""No, or course not. I figured we could use a laughing gas or something.""The old boss never was much of one for non-lethal methods. We've got a few more capsules of laughing gas like we used at the store, but not enough to take out a whole building. We need something stronger, and a lot more of it.""Can't we mix up a new batch?" you ask."The Boss did all the chemistry himself. There's some drug cookers in the street guys, but nobody that can make what you're looking for.""If you're serious about this," says Dwayne, "we need to work fast. They'll only be in the holding facility for the next few days."Damn. That's three roadblocks. You need a chemist, you need to prep the distraction, and you need to plan the attack- all in three days."Then tomorrow we should....">what do you do tomorrow?>If you choose a chemist, where do you look?>If you want to prep for the attack, what do you do?>If you want to bait the trail, how do you do it?Remember, you have crew members you can assign to tasks.
>>42524789>If you choose a chemist, where do you look?Gotham University, of course.
>>42524789Let's stop white knighting and use half lethal gas and half laughing gas. Bring gas masks for the men.
>>42524789>>If you choose a chemist, where do you look?Call one of our college buds up. If we have any. If not just kidnap a professor.
>>42524789Get Knock on getting us a chemist, and a good one. And probably here >>42524849After that, we need to prep, maybe with Dottie. Get the chemist on the bombs, along with Spike, and we, along with Dottie, fix up routes we'll hit.Baiting...hmm. We're supposed to take the heat, right? Then we need something to keep the cops from solidifying to hold up one place. I said this >>42524339 earlier, but it's all up to you guys.
>>42524789Assign Dwayne to the bait trail. He used to work in shipping, he should be able to time out how long it would take to get from each location to determine exactly how long we have for the breakout.
>>42524789We could always disurpt the power grid causing localised blackouts that happen to cover the area where the detainment centers are then during the confusion before the back up generators come online cut the phone lines to the prison making it impossible for them to call out for help. Set up the fake bombs well before we make our video is played over a hayjacked signal. Hit the prison while batsy and the cops are busy and get out before anyone can know the difference. No need for knock out gass that way.
Quest goes in the subject line.
>>42525005But I want a chemist waifu
>>42524789If you put quest in the subject line people can find or filter it easier. I missed up till now
>>42525044We can always get one later, right now is just a little short notice. Plus it takes time to brew up chemicals. Time we don't have atm.
>>42524789>If you want to prep for the attack, what do you do?The carnival is coming through town using old fashion cannons, clown cars bugged with TNT, and etc etc
>>42525044Don't forget about the clone twins using Harley's DNA.
>>42524789After we go through with this there will be no doubt that there is a new Joler. We might have to instill some fear into our rivals after this.
>>42524789"Tomorrow night, we have Knock hit Gotham U for a chemist. A professor, if possible. Dwayne, you used to work in shipping. You know how long it takes to travel between each point in Gotham. Set up the trail to distract them for an hour. In Batman time. Any more and he'll get suspicious.Dottie, you and I will plan the attack on the station. We need to get the police targeting us beforehand, so Bats is targeting the bombs.""Boss, couldn't we have Spike cut the power to the station?" asks Dwayne. "Then we wouldn't need a chemist at all."You shake your head. "Wouldn't work. The station has to have auxiliary power, and we'd still need to incapacitate the cops somehow. And a dark block gives Batman the advantage."He nods."Tommorrow morning, I'd like your help getting some props together Dottie. This time, we hit them with style."
>>42525277You spend the next day with Dottie preparing for your attack. Within a few hours you've built a stockpile of costumes, and a pair of brightly colored cannons form the centerpiece of whole performance.You're surprised by how fast the gang is able to pull all this together. "Where did all this come from, Dottie?"She scowls. "Holly. I had to call her this morning; she had everything sent right over. She always comes through with this stuff; it's why the old Boss kept her around.""She's the only one of you who hasn't been by yet. Any reason for that?""She always kept her distance, until she wanted something. I think she's still not sure about you."Spike puts in a call to city hall. He called on behalf circus from out of town, who six months ago had filed paperwork for a parade. Imagine his surprise when he found that no one at city hall had heard of them! Although they insisted he was mistaken, the proper forms had been filed in their system. They apologized, and promised that the parade would go on as scheduled, under police protection.
>>42525599>under police protection.>mfw
>>42525693We just get to invite a cop up onto the stage for a magic trick. Pile them into a cannon and then fire it.Boom, he disappeared.
>>42525599Everything is coming together. Later that night, Knock goes out with two of his men. His goal? To capture a chemist. It's not the first time the Boss has had him kidnap someone.Knock drives up to Gotham U. It's late, but there are still lights on. Only the professors too deep in their work and students completing assignments at the last minute are still around; this should be a piece of cake."...If I had any idea what I was lookin' for." Knock pulls a clown mask over his face, and the three men get out of the car."Where to first, Knock?" asks one of the men.>where does Knock go?
>>42525693Is Spike cool? I think Spike might be cool.
>>42525730Anywhere that has a lab has to have a chemist. Right makes sense yeah?
>>42525730>where does Knock go?Chemistry department.
>>42525730Chemistry labs, of course. If the lights aren't on there, head to faculty building, and if he runs into a student, he asks very politely where to find a chem. professor at this hour>>42525716>joker doing magic trick>not the classic nolan
Man this quest is set to be gooood.When we get some real money rolling in the higher stake antics are going to be fun.
>>42525730Knock shrugs. "Chemistry Labs, I guess."Following the directions on nearby signs, Knock finds his way to the chemistry department. The Luckily, only one of the smaller labs is in use. The smell of chemicals coming from the room is overpowering."Alright Knock, what now?">well Knock?
>>42525955Knock knocks of course.
>>42525955Knock knock joke
>>42525955>well Knock?Knock, obviously.
Cross your fingers for a crazy chemistry waifu boys
>>42525955>I am the one who Knocks.
>>42526123Fingers are crossed. . . Just realized that the previous Joker was good at Chemistry while Harly was a Psychologist. The roles are reversing here if we get a waifu.
>>42525955Knock kicks in the door and points his gun into the room. "KNOCK KNOCK!" he shouts. The three men surge into room. Inside, a woman in her late 30s is standing in front of a whiteboard, completing a series of notes. Her hair is brown and tied in a tight bun, but streaks of grey are showing at the sides.She does not turn. "Can I help you gentlemen?"One of the men pipes up, "You're supposed to ask 'Who's There.'""I know 'who's there.'" She turns.Her sharp features seem to have been taken from every teacher a child ever feared, like some kind of nightmarish ur-teacher.Knock hated her instantly."Some more of Gotham's best and brightest. I don't know why anyone in this town is ever surprised anymore when someone in a mask decides to kick in their door."As she talks, she tosses a number of papers and things into a leather bag. Satisfied, she grabs her jacket and walks to the men. "Well? Let's go then. Joker or Riddler? They both dress you people the same."The ride back to the base is an unpleasantly quiet one.
>>42526386>milf waifuI was not expecting this
>>42526386god fucking damnit, you had one job QM
>>42526386I think I love her
>>42526386Reminds me of pic related, but as a chemistry teacher.
>>42526386I am ok with this
>>42526425QM did a good job there
THERE IS ONLY PAIN NOWJOKER'S MOM SHALL BRING WRATHBut we need to break her or she'll fuck with the formula and make it nonlethal. She's too proud.
>>42526386I'm in love
>>42526473Your guys shit taste is showing, fucking milfs.... We could've had a shy but fucking insane gradstudent
Reminds me of http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Harley_Quinn_(Mia_Sara)
>>42526497>shy but fucking insaneThat's already in Sith Apprentice Quest.
>>42526497The Joker was older than Harley, this would be a full reversal therefore better.
>>42526497I would have been fine with this as well
>>42526497Now I'm glad the QM went with this.
>>42526386She'll do perfectly, as a plus we can confide in her as our situations are similar.
Does op have a twitter?
>>42526386Knock enters from down the stairs, followed by an intense-looking woman and his two men.You prepare yourself to greet your new chemist."Joker, of course. I figured as much when I saw the park. Right, well what is it you want?Some kind of...I don't know, a gas to turn everyone green? Poisoned laughing gas? Are you looking to poison the fish again?Just hurry up so I can get back to my work.">Ummmm.....>what do you do?
>>42526867>Ummmm.....>what do you do?"Some kind of gas that immobilizes people without killing them would be nice."
>>42526867anything that can quickly incapacitate someone. You got a card so we don't have to kidnap you gain?
>>42526867Your name pretty lady.and details on your work. I'm interested.
>>42526867>nod slowly"Some real strong laughing gas would be nice. Believe it or not, I'm not trying to kill everyone this time.
>>42526883This but ask the gang for a bit of privacy. We need someone we can talk to that's not a part of the gang. (as an aside this is how we can start grooming her to be our harly, not necessarily calling her harly though.) if we can get her to empathize with us it might make her more inclined to work with us.
>already waifuing never change /tg/
>>42526867Gas to incapacitate a lot of people and the recipe for that would be nice.For the love of god stop trying to force a romance already.
>>42526950Call her Hilde. Like Hildebrand & Wolfmüller.
>>42527038Stop trying so hard not to have romance already. What kinda Joker arr without a Harlyquinn?
>>42527077Im ok with romance, just not a shitty milf.fuck, that one guys idea about twin harlys is actually starting to sound good now.also, real harley is in touch with our gang now, prove we're an awesome joker and she might come back.
Please don't listen to the waifuing guys yet OP, not this early.
>>42526867You nod slowly. "Whoa, hang on lady."You turn to the rest of the gang. "I'd like some privacy with the lady." You turn to her. "Come with me."You take the woman back to your office and shut the door."Alright, first, let me get your name."She looks you in the eye. "Coal. Professor Coal.""Alright, Miss Co...""PROFESSOR Coal.""Professor Coal. I'm looking for laughing gas. Something immobilizing, but not lethal. Strong though."She looks at you questioningly. "I've seen your work before. You've already got a laughing gas. I've analyzed samples in the lab myself. But in all my years in Gotham you've never been recognized for doing things non-lethally.Just what are you playing at?">What are we playing at?
>>42527127Well I thought the clone idea was pretty neat.
>>42527181Laugh and then smile
>>42527181>What are we playing at?"See? Everyone expects me to be lethal, so why should I be? That'd be boring. Messing with expectations is the backbone of comedy."
As a waifu fag, im perfectly happy going harem route. Milf doesn't have to be the only one
>>42527219Smile, and then laugh. Vice versa.
>>42527181Tell her our story. Even if we don't waifu her it'll be nice to have someone on the outside know what happened to us. Psychologicaly speaking we know we need someone to vent to and ot can't be anyone in the gang our we might as well sign our death warrant, but she is unrelated and is unlikely to want us dead atm.
>>42527293everything but our name
>>42527219That's not an answer.
>>42527313Yeah she doesn't need to know our name. . . yet.
>>42527293I don't support this.
>>42527293Why would we give up our biggest secret to someone we just met?
>>42527293This is stupid
>>42527181>>42527233This. Keeps 'em guessing.That means everyone.
>>42527357She is a civi who would believe her? All I'm saying is we need someone not gang related to talk with now and then.
>>42527181You smile, and laugh. "See? Everyone expects me to be lethal, so why should I be? That'd be boring. Messing with expectations is the backbone of comedy."She smiles mirthlessly."You're up to something. Alright, you'll have your chemicals. I'm...curious as to what you're planning. But I expect full cooperation from your men.""You'll have it," you say."And equipment. And the raw chemicals.""Of course.""Good. Then have your men take me to my quarters. I suppose I'll be starting work tomorrow."
>>42527578This bitch, goddamn professional
>>42527578Somebody put this lady on payroll! I like the way she operates, straight to the point, no bullshit!Now if only we could do something about that sense of humor you don't have.
>>42527684Oh she has a funny bone all we have to do is tickle it the right way. . . I agree we need her on the payroll.
>>42527742Maybe as a free-lancer at first. She needs to earn trust
>>42527578Ask her about her work.Maybe we can use it?
>>42527578She's probably gone through this or something like it before. She knows how to play nice, I like it.
>>42527578We peaked her curiosity, we're something special anons!
>>42527898>peaked her curiosityIt's piqued you illiterate, illegitimate red-headed step mule
>>42527578The next day, you continue preparations. Dwayne has planned out his trail of breadcrumbs, and Knock's men are delivering them.Both you and Dottie are preparing for the "circus" tomorrow. The men are given costumes, and though no animals were available, some large prop ones that could be placed around vehicles like parade floats were. You are even able to find a couple fire eaters and other performers amongst the members; it seems that in gotham, talent filters down.Professor Coal is demanding chemicals late into the evening; she was made aware of her tight timeframe earlier, and seemed to take it well. Her past analysis of the Joker Venom seems to have proved a stroke of luck; by replicating the Joker's own recipe but diluting the fatal elements, she is able to quickly create a non-lethal version.Or...at least a less-lethal version."Does it work?" you ask."Of course it does.""Have you...tested it?"She laughs."I've produced enough of it in liquid form for your operation. The oxygen compressor in the lab should allow your men to fill your dispersal canisters. The liquid will pray out of the canisters as a mist. It's the best I can do with so little time.""Well...Doctor. We'll see about your release after this mission." You're still unsure if you trust this woman.She smiles again. "Of course. And if you don't come back, Batman will rescue me." She returns to her quarters. "Oh, and have the men fill the tanks OUTSIDE."In the corner, the nightly news comes on. Spike tries to get your attention.An angular-jawed man with a heavy tan and a grinning blonde sit behind a desk."Good evening Gotham. I'm Steve Haro," "And I'm Patricia Scott."The camera focuses on the man. "Tonight. Gothamites are still reeling from the bomb scares of the last two weeks."(Cont)
>>42528345Switch to the woman. "But first, the circus is coming to town! The Green Flag circus is set to celebrate their arrival in Gotham tomorrow evening. Reports say a mixup at city hall nearly delayed the performance. Remember to plan your commute to avoid 5th Avenue to Main, and remember to go out to wish our new friends the best."The gang begins laughing. Looks like you'll have an audience tomorrow.
Fucking seriously? Circuses, etc. aren't considered bad taste in Gotham after decades of dudes in clown outfits fucking them up the ass? That's worse than the Allah-drawing contest held in Paris after the Charlie Hebdo thing
Running to get food.Be back in a few..
>>42528520Everyone loves the circus anon. Except animal rights activists, and vegans.
>>42528520You would think so, right? And yet they never learn.
Can I get a rundown of the characters here?
>>42528730There has only been two threads. Just read them.
>>42528730We have notClown, bigClown, bitchClown, thugClown, moneyClown, gadgetClown and freakyClowns. We've been introduced to scienceCivilian tonight. We are breaking out Clowns because BatBrains put them in the hokey.
>>42528948Who is bitchClown, freakyClown and notClown?
>>42529085Dottie is bitchClown and we're notClown
>>42529100But I love Dottie :(
>>42529123Dottie is a badass motherfucking hardcore bitch
>>42529085The freakyClowns are the twins, who have done nothing yet but be freaky on the couch eating candy
>>42529155She also bathed in jewelry and is a shitty actress.Dottie is a very silly badass motherfucking hardcore bitch
>>42529176He missed fatClown
>>42529214Shit, I did.
>>42529214>>42529259No you didn't.gadgetClown.
>>42529279That's Holly, we haven't met her yet
>>42529287I wouldn't count her.I recall GothamQM saying she retired with a kid
>>42529449Uh no, that was people talking about a comic with Harley I think
>>42529518well i can't quite remember that but i am definetly sure that she at least hasn't been running with the gang for a year at least.straight from dwaynes mouth
>>42528425The next day, you begin setting up for the parade. The men all seem on edge this close to the police, but you and the crew are able to keep things calm. You begin the parade. Dwayne drives a green open-top car in the lead, and you sit in the back seat, dressed in a green ringmaster's uniform, with a mask covering your eyes and a false beard. Dottie waving from atop a large artificial elephant, while Knock and some other men stand ready with guns inside. The twins pull the cannons on ropes; when you motion to them, a girl marching behind each cannon pulls a string, setting off a spray of confetti.All the gang's other performers let loose. Motorcyclists weave through the parade, and fire breathers dazzle the crowd (while getting dangerously close to burning them.)Clowns and dancing girls and acrobats jump between the cars and bikes.At least you're giving the people a show.At the first turn of the parade route, Spike calls in a report for the first bomb. By the tine the police arrive on the scene to investigate, you'll be attacking the station. Batman will be left to the bombs.The second turn. You approach the station, and slow the parade to a stop.The people are cheering as you dismount the vehicle and raise your megaphone. The twins bring the cannons to your left and right, and the rest of the band circles closer.
>>42529449>>42529518>>42529600Harley Quinn doesn't run with the gang anymore. Holly is very much active. See>>42525599As an aside, Harley's a comic character so I don't want to mess with her characterization. That's why I left her out.
>>42529719>Harley's a comic character>comic characterOP you know Harley is originally from B:TAS, right?
>>42529719Which is hard since her presence would most validate Newcoke as the current leader instead of coke classic
>>42529911Oh right, and we have her hienas
>>42529719its ok if you want to run harley, i doubt many would complain.
>>42529631"People of Gotham!" you shout.The people cheer."Thank you for your hospitality! Ever since I arrived in this town, you lovely people have done nothing but try to make me feel at home!"Again, cheering. The twins begin turning the cannons towards the station."So I thought to myself- what can I give back to this community? Then, it occurred to me! Why not return Gotham's sons and daughters back to the arms of their loving parents?!"You discard the hat, and tear off the beard. You laugh into the microphone over the screams of the crowd. The twins fire the secondary payload of the cannons, hidden behind the confetti. The front of the station collapses from the explosion as the singed confetti fills the air. Armed goons pour out of every float.The police spring into action, changing in a beat from your escort to your attackers. There is a hail of gunfire. Your gang throws on their gasmasks, and you release the chemical mist from the canisters hidden in the floats.The police begin laughing and convulsing, and fall to the ground. With the brunt of the police force otherwise engaged, you lead Dottie, Dwayne, Knock, and the twins into hole blown in the station.>How do we enter?
>>42529984Loud and proud! But behind some goons the who will take some of the assault first.
>>42529984We enter with the Hyenas, Big Top circus music blasting over police radios (use the radios from convulsing officers, either a quick hack or ducttape the call button on next to an ipod speaker), comically large boxing glove gun used as battering ram to punch through doors as we make our way into the station
>>42529932Oh dear god we have her fucking hyenas. That won't end well.
>>42529984The only way we can:We stride forward, smoke billowing around us, clowns at our backs, and yell out "KNOCK KNOCK".Because apparently that's our catchphrase for the week.Then we tuck and roll, and hunt down our men.
>>42529984>>42530022This with some sadistic jokes thrown in.
>>42530063Forgot she was shacking up with Ivy now
>>42530059>>42530022Don't forget our baton as we lead this parade of mayhem
>>42530063We really should make sure she gets those back. It's wrong to stand between a person and their pets, or in this case two preditors and their meal.
>>42530084Gotta love progressive comics
Extra spicy chaos side objective!Destroy, Burn, or otherwise Liquidate the stations Evidence locker.Why?Well you cant prosecute other criminals, without your evidence or your case files! Dozens if not hundreds of ongoing cases, RUINED because they lost all their work!
>>42530119Harley has the Joker's original hyenas. These are their puppies.
She should have taken them with her if she still wanted them, they're ours now.
>>42530119You know those things obeyed her over Original Joker, right?'sides, after Ivy's little boost that she gave her, Quinn probably could take the gang apart on her own.
>>42530181Hyenas are not canines, their babies are called cubs. The more you know
>>42530167They've been shacked up a while. Since at least '07, if not before.
>>42530255doesn't stop it from being awesome anon
>>42529984Two of the firebreathers lead the way as you guide the small party into the station. The few police that managed to get close enough to the smoking crater in the wall catch fire, and begin rolling on the ground screaming.You motion with your baton. "Well Knock? Knock! We don't want to be impolite!"Knock hoses down the inside of the station with his machine gun. "Knock, take the Dottie and go to the evidence locker. Light it up. All the cases that need it will have to be thrown out."They nod and duck down the hallways, leaving you with Dwayne and the Twins."This way, chief." Dwayne guides you towards the holding cells. As you round a corner, you come face to face policeman, his gun drawn. "GET ON THE Grrgh..."He's unable to finish his thought as Lefty (or was it Righty?) grabs the man's head and slams it into the wall. You hear a crunch and he goes limp.Finally you arrive at the cells. The boys are inside, one of the cells, still wearing their clothes from the heist and the smeared and flaking remains if their makeup."Boss?" one of them says. "Did you come to bust us out?"There are 3 other cells in the room, each with roughly 5 to 8 people inside.Dwayne readies his welding torch. "Well boss?">what do you do?
>>42530431Let'em out, Joker doesn't leave his boys behind
>>42530431"Looks like a Full House, boys and Girls! Tell you what, my man here is going to bust out my friends, since they work for me. But, if the rest of you want to play, you're going to have to ante up! What do you have for Uncle Joker?"
>>42530431Yes boys. I have come to bust you out. There was a parade and everything! Shame no one in here got to see it though.Turn to the others. Well now time to decide what to do with you jolly fellows hmm? How about a cage match and the winner gets to get out of the cell? No wait that'll take to long. Everyone gets a get outta jail free card today!
>>42530431>what do you do?Let them all out, take our clown soldiers and give the rest a chance to join us or be left to fend for themselves.
"We'll I'm not Batman, but I think this counts as a rescue."
>>42530505I like this
>>42530491I vote for this idea
>>42530480Remember anons, Mark Hammel is the best Joker voiceRead everything in his Joker voice
>>42530628Oh absofuckinglutly. Man is GOD when he does it.
>>42530682Are you implying he's not always god mate?
>>42530706Not at all. But if he did his joker voice all the time I'd try and get a fucking religion built around it.
>>42530431"We'll I'm not Batman, but I think this counts as a rescue." The boys cheer."There was a parade and everything!" The other criminals crowd around the doors of their cells as Dwayne starts cutting the lock. You motion to them. "Hey, what about us?" Says a burly, greasy-looking red haired man. "Of course. You boys too; I made a promise to your dear old parents. Today, everyone gets a Get Out Of Jail Free card!"The cheers rise, and the criminals begin chanting your name."JOKER! JOKER! JOKER!"Yeah, YOUR name.Dwayne makes short work of the cells, and the Twins lead the way back outside. In the lobby, you meet up with Dottie and Knock, who are guarding the entrance. It's still chaos outside; while many of the gang have scattered into the alleys of Gotham as ordered, a few were to stay behind as guards. The police are taking potshots from a distance, but cannot approach due to the chemical mist- which is dying down. And once the riot police arrive with gas masks, you'll lose your advantage."See you later boys! If you need a job, look us up! Everyone else, to the elephant!"Your small crew and the rescued gangsters pile into the back of the elephant-van, still spraying mist. On that cue, your remaining gunmen scatter.Knock drives the elephant back to the hideout. The police are in disarray, so no chase occurs.>meanwhile, in gotham central park, a Man in Black arrives at the lake. He easily picks up one of the large fat birds nearby and slips a small collar with a red blinking light off its neck.>the device pops, and spits out a small burst of confetti >"A Wild Goose Chase...">"...Just what is this new guy playing at?"
>>42530722As opposed to the OTHER religion he helped inspire.
I still say this is Shadowrun, not Batman
>>42530743Hah we're fucking with Batman
>>42530743That batman , Top Kek
>>42530743>"A wild goose chase. . . Just what the hell is this new guy playing at?"
>>42530743>a second nearby goose explodes>This was an unrelated, Penguin related deed>He has declared a shadow war between his Penguins and Geese.
>>42530743Boy is he going to be soooo angry wants he finds out what we did. We've been a naughty boy Batman, I think we need a spanking.
>>42530743You all arrive back at base in high spirits. Knock is ecstatic, as his boys all celebrate their rescue.For the first time, you notice Dottie is covered in blood. She must see the look on your face, and smiles. "Not mine."Dwayne gives your back a thump. "Hey boss... We got company."It seems as though the greasy man from the jail had slipped into the van with your group. "Yeah, hey. Thanks for the jailbreak and all. Real impressive. Real... 'Hollywood' stuff. Listen...I been lookin' for a change of careers. Did pyrotechnics. And so I'm sittin' here, and I'm thinkin'...These people here, they might be lookin' for somebody like me.Whaddaya say?"It seems the rest of the crew believed you brought the man along. No one seems concerned by the interloper...>What do you do?
>>42530897Who are you first of all? What exactly did you do to earn a trip to hit and holding cells? Why do you think you would be useful to me?
>>42530897Question the man using tasteful knock knock jokes
>>42530897>how good are good are you at pyrotechnics.
>>42530897How do we know we can trust you? Also everyone except topper is in our pocket now, guess it isn't that hard to win people over when you're not a complete psychopath
>>42530916knock knock?whos there?Exactly
>>42530897"Who are you?" you ask. "How did you end up in jail?""Just call me Red. That'll do just fine. Wish I could say I got put away for...ah, somethin' spectacular. But of all the shit I done, wouldn't ya know it? It's the back alimony that got me.""Alright...Red, what exactly can you do?""Kid, I been in movies since before you were born. Py-ro-technics. Special effects. You want somethin' blown up, on fire, or anything else your little heart desires...and hey, I'm your man."He gives you a grin. "So how about it cap'n?"
>>42531060sure why not.
>>42530990Both Holly and Topper, actually.>>42531060I imagine Red talking like this, btw:http://youtu.be/NLJvDadSfns
>>42531060Well I do enjoy fire works.Also I'd love to see the news report after a day like this.
>>42531060there was a distinct lack of knock knock jokes
>>42531081I forgot how fucking dark that movie was....
is op dead?
>>42531060"Alright Red, I like a good fireworks show. Welcome aboard. One thing, though: you have to wear the uniform."He grins, showing his yellowed teeth. "Yeah, sure cap'n. Uniform it is."Dwayne leads the red-haired man away, and Knock approaches you. You haven't ever seen him this happy.He clasps your shoulder. "Man, Boss." He laughs, "that was crazy. I didn't think you had it in you. And thanks for gettin' my boys back. Ain't no other gang that'd go through all that four five guys. They're gonna be talkin' about you for years."He pauses. "Look...I know I gave you a hard rime up 'til now. But as far as I'm concerned, you're the boss until the Old Boss comes back." He returns to his men. After celebrating for a bit, you head to bed. A job well done, you think. And tomorrow, it's on to bigger things.The next morning, you awake just after dawn. The routine of preparing your makeup and suit has become nearly second-nature, and you're barely a month into your tenure.You head into the main hall, where Dwayne, The Twins, Dottie, and, to your surprise, Professor Coal are all watching the news, where a description of last night's adventure is being given."The Joker's men, masquerading as a circus, released an unknown toxic chemical into the crowd. The chemical induced muscle spasms, and in some cases, seizures. Seven are dead, and 15 others are hospitalized. At least 7 police officers are dead from the ensuing gunfire, two dead from third-degree burns, and four from physical trauma.In addition, due to the attack on the evidence stored at the facility, by current count police have lost evidence of over fifty-seven ongoing cases. The full extent of the damage has yet to be seen.""A sad day for Gotham, Steve.""That's right, Patty. And now, the weather..."
>>42531406quickly post clowns
>>42531429"Hmmmm...." The professor is has a knuckle to her mouth, and seems to be thinking. "I didn't count on the seizures..." She shrugs. "Ah well. Next batch."She turns to you. "And I believe you and I had an arrangement, correct?">what do you do?
>>42531439Give me your card, it was a pleasure ma'am. Also if you tell anyone where we are, or of your involvement with us I'll have Dottie beat the smart out of you. Then Laugh
>>42531432where do you find hot clowns?
Alright OP. Im loving your quest so far, but its getting late man. Have an idea on when your next runtime is? Have you set up a twitter that I can follow?
>>42531453Addition to that, if she ever needs something unethical to be tested, she knows who to call
>>42531481>>42531481 Nah, but it'll be 3:00 to 4:00PM EST again unless the servers shit themselves again.
>>42531494you should prolly make a proxy email and a twitter
>>42531439Ask her to enlist in the juggalo army
>>42531439I want doctor MILFgele in our team.
>>42531439"Join our club, just imagine what fun toys we can create, you'll be able to experiment with nothing holding you back. Here's my calling card." Hands her a toy phone "Just think about it, oh and nobody would know if you want to work behind the curtain."
>>42531439"Alright, Professor. You're free to go. My people will see you back to your home. Of course, I'll have to insist that you stay silent about the location of our base, and your involvement with us."She laughs. "A chemistry professor disappears immediately before an attack with an unknown chemical? Of course I'll be telling them about my involvement with you.If I hadn't risked my own life swapping out the chemical I developed for you with a less lethal one, you could have wiped out half the city. I'll be hailed as a hero for my selflessness. You've made my career.Unfortunately, when your people took me against my will, the bag they put over my head prevented me from being able to identify your base of operations. I'm afraid the police will have to do without the location of your base."She laughs. "I think...I'll be in touch."The woman picks up her bag and heads up the stairs.
>>42531669what a bitch. I don't know if I love her or hate her.
>>42526483This nigga got btfo>hey scientist make it non lethal>LOL SEIZURES AND MUSCLE SPASMSfuck imagine your muscles spazzing you to death. Joker's Mom is fucking cold
>>42531669Aight, cutting there tonight. Issue 3 tomorrow.You are free to post clown porn or ask questions or whatever.
>>42531704>>42531725This bitch scares me, she wasn't even upset about killing people...
>>42531750Night OP, I hope this isn't cutting into your sleep schedule too much.
>>42531751Chemists, man... Scary fuckers.
So what's our score right now? Death toll and money wise?
>>42532144That's good work man, have a clown
>>42532144>BAMHAMReminds me of Baman and Piderman.
>>42532815>not knowing GOTYAY Bam Ham City
>>42532835>Bonus content includes: BatmanThat got me the best.When was this done?
>>42531750Well OP if you want some clowns I know a guy in Washington...