>(2/2)

You’ll do a quick sweep of the area, just to be sure, and then you can get on with your day.

>Present Time: 14:15 PM
>Hunger Level: 3

>Solar Charge: 2/5

How have you spent the last few weeks?
>[ ] All training. Working it all day erry day.
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and securing the Scar.
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and working for the Phantom.
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.
Pick ONE

>>42475534
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>>42475534
>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>>42475534
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and working for the Phantom.

Someone's gotta make the money.

Also

>>42475524
>The pair of ravens on your shoulders

Great reference, Crusty.

>>42475534
[X] You’ve split your time between training and securing the Scar.

My lust for Gambit will have to wait.

>>42475534
>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>>42475534
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and securing the Scar.

>>42475534
>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>>42475534
>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and securing the Scar.

>[X] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

Writing.

>>42475534
>>[x] You’ve split your time between training and working for the Phantom.

>>42475610

Did JJ get any stronger while trying to get swole?

'Cause you still have him at 3.5 tons comfortably.

>>42475564
I don't get it.

>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>>42475651
Not him, but probably Odin

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>>42475651
Really anon?

>>42475534
>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and working for the Phantom.

>>42475651

Odin.

>>42475651
Anon pls.

Wonder if Loki is still around...

>>42475534
>>[ ] You’ve split your time between training, securing the Scar, and working for the Phantom.

>[ ] You’ve split your time between training and securing the Scar.

>>42475699
>>42475686
>>42475672
>>42475668
still don't get the relevance.

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>>42475768

>>42475768
In the nordic myths, Odin has two ravens that act as information gatherers. This is a reference to those ravens

>>42475799
It's okay batman, we're here for you.

>>42475801
To be fair, no one really reads nordic myths. They are not that good, and kinda weird. Like getting pregnant from horse weird.

>>42475850
Hey! Loki just wanted some horse dick, who can blame him.. right?

>>42475850
True, the horse was strange

>>42475850
so Loki likes BHC, who doesn't?

>>42475850
Didn't Odin rip out his eye and replaced it with some magic artifact that knew everything or some shit? Badass.

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And people thought animal affinity had no use.

>>42475925
He enucleated and hung himself for knowledge, yes.

>>42475925
He tore it out as part of the price he paid to be able to drink from Mimir's Well/The Well of Urd/The Well of Knowledge/The Well of Wisdom

>(1/2)

You slowly meander through the outskirts of the Scar, picking your way between the ruins. That’s where these places usually are – on the very edge, where the buildings are a little more intact and their carcasses slump into one another like ragged old creatures clustering together for warmth. The impression they generate, in the areas where they fall the thickest, is that of a maze, or the entrance to a forest. Sunlight falls in dribs and drabs through ruined roofs, as though between a canopy of trees, and bundles of rusting rebar stick out awkwardly where the concrete is split and torn, almost mimicking the shapes of an underbrush.

It’s been almost three weeks since your encounter with Typhon. You’ve heard nothing from him since, he remains on the fringe of your mind – a shadow cast over even your deepest thoughts.

Things in general have been coming along. With a bit of help, you’ve managed to dig out a bunch of tunnels – which quickly turned into caves – into the subway system. A few people’ve decided to hunker down there with you, that Audrey chick with the baths included (turns out, she wasn’t selling bathtubs, she was selling baths. She can pull moisture out of the air or something, even heat it up), though a lot of people don’t seem quite ready for the tunnel-folk life.

You’ve been busy, so you’ve only had time for minor work – the biggest case you’ve gotten from the Phantom this week involved a serial tagger.

>Current Funds: $1,600

>>42475945
Now we just need to take Pheromone Manipulation 4 and we can make animals rape our enemies. I know that is a lot of points, but it might just be worth it.

>>42475925
it got lodged out when Trevor Philips ascended to Asgard and used Odin as a replacement for Mr. Raspberry Jam.

>(2/2)

Moon Knight and friends have decided that enough is enough, and have finally gone on the offensive. Things in the city have calmed down as the tattered remains of New York’s largest crime families turned their attention away from each other and onto the superheroes kicking their asses.

Also, you’ve found out that your blood makes plants grow. Which has been useful.

You crest the top of a caved-in 7-11, surveying the outer limits of the desolation. No-one in sight but you and your little friends.

You guess they’re gone.

That’s good. You have things to do today.

It’s your girlfriend’s birthday tomorrow and you reckon she deserves something special.

>Suggestions?

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This thread better have lewd

>>42476019
>>Suggestions?
Penis.

Or a puppy?

>>42476019
bake a birthday cake

and maybe a second erotic cake just for Laura sexy times

>>42476019
Some really strong perfume that with a single wifh will lock down your sense of smell and prevent you from smelling other scent that might trigger you if you are easily offended by that sort of thing.

>>42476019
A nice handpocket knife? It would help her instantiate herself from the Facility if everytime she goes snikt it hurts a little.

>>42476019
>Suggestions?

Ask if Peter's mom would be willing to bake a cake for Laura.

Go buy some decorations, food, maybe wine, and also get her a really nice gift.

>>42476054
>bake a birthday cake
...I'm all for it.

inb4 phobia roll and we fail and fuck up the cake

>>42476019
Some pretty dress maybe? Leather leotard maybe?

Also cane, candles and such.

>>42476019
>Look at the birds and say, "So, what do you think I should get her?"
>inb4 they bring us a diamond ring with the word 'Forever' engraved on the inside.

>>42476019
Amethyst choker. Girls like jewelery

>>42476019
Seconding
>>42476058

Because the idea is great. Though I'm not sure if JJ would know what kind of perfume Laura would like.

>>42476019
Leather jacket

A knife

>>42476064
>Peter's mom
Anon...

Though actually, hitting up Aunt May is a good idea. Can we have done that before hand? Set up a little party?

>>42476019
Gemstone ring

>>42476019
lets get her some flowers we grow our selves like roses, stop by the Bronx botanical gardens! and invisible swipe some roses , better yet take her there for our date it will be a treat for both our noses

>>42476082
>Amethyst choker
Would be sexy, but we're a broke-ass mugga.

>>42476090
>Anon...

I don't think JJ ever learned that May is Peter's Aunt and not his mom.

That's why I said that.

>>42476019
Jewelery, a utility knife and a cake in on that favor from Pete to have his aunt bake us a cake

>>42476090
Yea, asking her to help with the cake is better idea, than make it ourselves. We have no real baking background.

>>42476064
>Peter's mom
That would be pretty impressive if we got her to make a cake

>>42476102
roses a shit, hibiscus master race.

>>42476108
Dude we have sixteen hundred dollars. Most chokers cost sixty to seventy dollars

>>42476019
Birthday cake, then a fun outing somewhere.

>>42476108

After a brief Google search, they don't look to be expensive.

At least not compared to other stuff.

Plus we could just steal it.

>>42476124
See
>>42476110

My vote is to not get her any one of the suggestions, but like almost all of them.

>>42476110
Nice save.

>>42476019
>>42476082
This, so long as it ain't too expensive

>>42476129
not knowing the only beautiful flowers are wildflowers

Recruit your other friends to help with preparations and hire YX-men/corsairs/Phantom agency as security to make sure no one will come along to fuck it up.

>>42476019
>>42476114
>>42476082
>>42476064
These are good

>>42476165

I think JJ would be angry enough that he wouldn't need any help.

>>42476019
Birthday cake, ask tunnel friends to sing her happy birthday and have her blow out candles athemyst choker for gift.

We should do the stripper in a cake thing, with JJ being the stripper.

>>42476163
>>42476129
>>42476102
>wanting to only put one type of flower in the bouquet

>>42476186
But at that point its been fucked up. Other people are there to make sure that doesn't happen in the first place.

>>42476108
I picked amethyst choker partly because based on google searches most I found were inexpensive

Flowers are a given.

The two most popular choices besides those seem to be

>[ ] Amethyst choker.
>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.

What will it be?

>>42476019
>>Also, you’ve found out that your blood makes plants grow

ha now the next time our girlfriend cuts we can do it too. it will be bonding, she will relive stress and we can super grow some weed. also we should get a vape pen fuck fire.

>>42476212
>>[ ] Amethyst choker.

>>42476212
>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.
nothing says loving like something from the oven

>>42476195
We could grow bunch of flowers around our base with our powers.

>>42476212
>[ ] Amethyst choker.
>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.

Both, of course?

>>42476212
>[ ] Amethyst choker.

>>42476212
>[ ] Amethyst choker.
>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.

>>42476195
>only getting one bouquet.

>>42476212
both, in additon to something that can hurt/kill Kimura. like a jacked up stun gun or a pack of acid gas grenades.

>>42476212
>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.

>>42476212
Both sounds good. We can delegate someone else to go buy the choker while we go bake a cake at Peters.

>>42476212

>[ ] Amethyst choker.

inside a

>[ ] Bake-it-yourself cake.

>>42476019
>>42476063
>>42476064
>>42476114
all of them

>>42476212
>[ ] Amethyst choker.

>>42476212
>>[ ] Amethyst choker.

>>42476212
Both

>>42476212
Can we still get Aunt May to bake a cake for us?

>>42476212
Both Crusty

>>42476293
Thats not how you bake with love, anon.

Well, I guess this is so close that we can go for both.

>writing

>>42476328

I didn't even realize we could choose both.

I thought it was a "one or the other" thing.

>>42476212
Both, shower dis bitch with love

>>42476328
So we're baking an Amethyst cake to choke her. Got it.

>>42476356
We should probably shower too

>>42476235
Dats brilliant

You guys do realize that we can BUY cakes, right? Hell, we could even have one specially made.

>>42476452
Of course, but some people appreciate stuff more when its made by the gifter's own hand

>>42476452
Shut up your face.

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You already got her a pair of gloves with bare knuckles, for, y’know, less tearing, but you feel like something less practical is necessary. Not that Laura isn’t practical – Laura is all practical all the time. And that’s why you want to get her something a little different.

You head out of the Scar. On your way, you pass by one of the Red Cross tents that have set up around the place, where a bunch of downtrodden shapes are cuing for food. You can smell the preservatives and colourings from here.

“Huginn, Muninn.” You say, fading out. The birds flap their wings, flinging themselves from your shoulders. “Watch.”

They settle in amidst the rubble. You don’t have to promise more food – they’ll find you again eventually. The birds here have become quite fond of you.

Head full of ideas, you make your way into the city proper.

>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.
>[ ] Lol no steal the best one.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42476546
>>[ ] Lol no steal the best one.
Nothing but quality for the waifu

>>42476546
>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.

muh LG paladin. and Laura probably wouldn't know how to appreciate quality

>>42476546
>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.

While I do like the idea of getting the best one for Laura, I think stealing one might bring too much trouble.

>>42476546
>[x] Find a good one and attempt to barter for it with supercharged tomatoes.

>>42476546
>>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.
She would not appreciate us spurging a lot of resources for something like this.

>>42476546
>[ ] Lol no steal the best one.

>>42476546
>>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.

Cheapest one that is not crap.

>>42476589
You want us to be sent to a sentinel camp?

>>42476546
>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.
I think Laura would appreciate the option that attracts less attention

>>42476546
>>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.
I know it's not much.. but..

>>42476563
>>42476601

Guys, this town is chock full of superheroes, and some of them kill old ladies for jaywalking. Not worth the risk, with anti mutant activists pushing the agenda, and using us as example.

>>42476546
>[ ] Find a relatively cheap choker.
Not sure Laura would like us stealing just for jewelery

>>42476635
We have Senses and Invis 5. We can steal one without issue.

Question is if we *should*. Also don't think Crusty would give us the option if it was blatantly OOC.

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>[X] Pic related option.

Writing.

There's no way a nice amethyst necklace/choker costs more than 50 bucks unless we go for the made made of dinosaur leather or some shit.

>>42476695
Crusty is from the U.K. the Best one is the Queens. Clearly we're supposed to cross the pond and rob the tower.

>>42476695
This anon has the right of it

>>42476674
Next Quest?

Is that a man or woman
The jaw/chin confuses me

>>42476695
>>42476674
>>42476723
Crusty can I change my vote? I want to steal from the Queen

>>42476674
>>42476723
I take it back, Crusty lets turn JJ into international jewel thief

>>42476762
inb4 Queen is crusty

>>42476755

Woman

>>42476809
Looks like a guy to me.

>>42476762
I am pretty sure Queen and Dr.Strange were magic fighting Dr.Doom for artifacts and shit. Also bunch of superheroes have Sir titles, meaning they work under her.
Dunno witch continuity was it tho.

>>42476890
And this is supposed to convince me that's a bad idea? Anon pls

>>42476890
Doom wishes to gather Margaret Thatcher's bones to resurrect her and bring a thousand years of darkness to Bongland

You’re thinking something for her neck, maybe? Like a necklace.

You spend a few hours shuffling awkwardly around town, braving the brightly-lit halls of Top Shop and its ilk. You did a bit of searching on your Moon Phone about magic birth stone stuff and apparently Laura’s is amethyst, so you’re looking for something like that (you’re not sure why. You’re definitely not explaining magical rock stuff to her).

Eventually, you find a satin choker with an oval of mottled amethyst at its center. You don’t know much about jewelry, but you think it looks cool. Pretty, even.

And, at a hundred and fifty dollars, it’s just about affordable.

Very pointedly avoided eye contact with the girl at the register, you manage to exchange currency for the item in question, and you even pay a little bit extra to get it gift-wrapped.

>Current Funds: $1,448

Hurrying back out into the streets, you pocket Laura’s present, pausing at the side of the road to mull over the rest of your plan.

You were thinking of baking a cake. You’re not sure how to bake a cake, but there are internet videos and stuff, and really, how hard can it be?

You set off, making your way along the high street, toward the local Wal-Mart. You’re thinking something simple, given you relatively low experience with the caking arts, so you look up the recipe for chocolate fudge cake. Can’t go wrong with chocolate – or fudge. It’s a staple cake, probably the staple cake. The kind of cake other cakes aspire to be.

Like Captain America, but for cakes.

It comes to you, as you make your way out with ingredients in tow, that you don’t actually have an oven.

Oh. Oh yeah.

That’s sort of a problem.

>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.
>[ ] …You could stop by the Hellions’ place.
>[ ] If the Corsairs have a working oven you’ll buy a hat and eat it, but it’s worth a try.
>[ ] Maybe the Red Cross can donate an oven to poor mutie in need?
>[ ] Write in.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

Ask if we can use it ourselves or get Aunt May's help with baking it.

>>42477005
>>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477005
>>[ ] If the Corsairs have a working oven you’ll buy a hat and eat it, but it’s worth a try.

Just go there and ask them if they have an oven you could borrow. I want to see their faces.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.
His mom was nice.

>>42477005
>[ ] Use moonphone and use oven in one of the safehouses.

>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477005
>>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477066
Pretty decent idea.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477005
>>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.
Get batman to help.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.
Peter also has a nice aunt to help bake so that's a plus

>>42477005
>don't have an oven

I BET DRAGONBREATH WOULD COME IN HANDY RIGHT NOW!

>>42477005
JJ got ripped off hard. The materials to make that thing wouldn't even cost $20

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.
Also, we smell nice now. That's a big plus.

>[X] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

Writing.

Be aware that I'm roasting and writing at the same time here, so there are going to be delays.

>>42477005
>[ ] Peter’s house? Peter has an oven.

>>42477170
Crusty, you know if you burn that roast, the Queen gets to rib you twice as hard, right?

>>42477005
An amethyst is also meant to ward the owner of drunkeness/madness, partly why I suggested it

>>42477170
How does one Roast in England?

>>42477234
Traditionally with varying amounts of pomp.

>>42477170
Why are you roasting England crusty I thought you lived there

>>42477170
who do you roast a quest?

hurr durr

>>42477294
Put the Queen in the kitchen.

This is a real problem, actually. Only civilized people have ovens, and you only really know a few civilized people. There’s the Phantom, who you know but only sort of know, as a boss, and you don’t feel comfortable asking your boss to help you with your cake-baking exploits. Other than her…

Slowly, debating yourself all the way, you head towards Peter’s place, the tall, closely-grouped shops and offices of central Queens slowly giving way to row after row of low houses.

Soon enough, you find yourself standing at the steps leading up to Peter’s porch, your throat feeling slightly parched. It’s not being in a residential stretch – that’s always a bit spooky, yeah, but it’s not that. You’ve gotten better with that. It’s just the idea of knocking on that door and asking for an afternoon with his oven. Technically his mom’s oven (or his aunt’s? God, you’re not sure which now. Ma’am is appropriate either way, right?), who seems nice, but she’s probably busy, right?

You slap your face, as if to wake yourself up, and take a deep breath, walking up the steps to the door. You knock.

After a minute or two, it becomes clear that nobody’s answering.

Your stomach turns. Peter’s probably at school (or being Spider-Man). And you guess his mom/aunt is busy?

Fuuuuuuuuuck. You glance down at your watch.

>Present Time: 16:22 PM

Goddammit. Baking times time.

>JJ has gained ONE stress point! Stress will get in the way of baking the ultimate cake! So make your next choice wisely…

You guess you could…

>[ ] Try the Corsairs.
>[ ] Try the Hellions.
>[ ] Try the Red Cross.
>[ ] Wait, other people work for the Phantom. THEY must have houses.
>[ ] Break into a safehouse and use its oven.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42477451
>[ ] Try the Corsairs.
Pixie might even help

>>42477451
>[ ] Wait, other people work for the Phantom. THEY must have houses.


>JJ has gained ONE stress point! Stress will get in the way of baking the ultimate cake! So make your next choice wisely…
Sonuva...

>>42477451
>[ ] Try the Corsairs.

>>42477451
>[ ] Wait, other people work for the Phantom. THEY must have houses.

>>42477451
>>[ ] Break into a safehouse and use its oven.

>>42477451
You know what? Fuck baking, you'd probably crackbitch it anyway. Buy a nice cake, why settle for effort when you can get the real deal?

>>42477451
>[ ] Wait, other people work for the Phantom. THEY must have houses.

Or just buy the cake

>>42477451
>[ ] Write in.
Give up and buy a cake.

>>42477451
>>[ ] Try the Hellions.

>>42477451
>>[ ] Try the Corsairs.

>>42477451
>[ ] Break into a safehouse and use its oven.
They'll understand. Young love reaches across all barriers

>>42477547
If the safehouses are not being used frequently, do we know if they have electricity or running water?

>>42477451
>[ ] Try the Corsairs.
Even if they don't have an oven, maybe they know someone with powers that could be used instead

>>42477451
>[ ] Write in.

Call Moon Knight or Daredevil and ask if they have an oven we can use in their house or apartment.

>>42477451
>Take a deep breath and call people you know.
Call the Hellions, call the Phantom. We've got a ton of choices and one of them will work, so it's fine JJ, just take a deep breath.

>>42477451
>>JJ has gained ONE stress point! Stress will get in the way of baking the ultimate cake! So make your next choice wisely…
bloodrage when?

>>42477451
>[ ] Write in.
Buy a personalized cake. I realize we could use our muscle memory to make a pretty decent cake, but we really don't have the time.

Okay, so, the most popular choices appear to be.

>[ ] Corsairs.
>[ ] Just buy a cake.

So, secondary vote, since there's a popular write-in.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477680
>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477680
Can't we just break into a random house and use their oven?

We used to do it for showers.

>>42477693
>>42477715
>>42477740
>>42477742
>Not actually baking it with love

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs
Why Corsairs exactly though? They are the people least likely to have an oven

Let's compromise
>[x] Just buy a cake.
>[x] From the Corsairs.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs

corsairs, yo.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477771
I don't know. I missed the last vote. Would have gone with
>[ ] Break into a safehouse and use its oven.

>>42477771
>Why the fuck did we steal an oven? I can't even cook.
>Bruv trust me someone is going to want to buy this.

>>42477680
>>[ ] Corsairs.

>>42477758
>Break into Punishers apartment
>Bake bunch of cakes
>Leave some failed cakes behind, and wash his dishes.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs
We already bought the shit to make it

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>[X] Corsairs

Bear with me, this post may be a bit late.

>>42477680
>[ ] Corsairs.
>[ ] Use the Moon Phone to find a decent cake shop nearby if the Corsairs are jerks. Yelp exists.

>>42477843

If they don't have one, then I second >>42477844

>[ ] Just buy a cake.

>>42477843
the roast?

do you have special mutant roast burning powers?

>>42477771
>>42477811
Best case scenario, they don't have an over but someone there knows how to cook. We sneak them into the safe house and cook it there.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Prerolling to bake cake

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42477921

MEDIOCRE

>>42477926
Good job.

>>42477926
WITNESSED!

>>42477926
ambrosia flavored cake

>>42477926
JJ made the best cake. He made the batter and frosting himself

>>42477953
>"Wow, this is delicious, where'd you get this frosting, JJ?"

>"Uh, Layla, that cake wasn't for you..."

>>42477953
>He made the batter and frosting himself

Ingredients: Sugar, cream, special cream, blood, vanilla flavoring.

>>42477953
Wait JJ's bodily fluids are sweet right?

>>42478009

Yup.

>>42477926
10/10 job, wasting a Powerword on a non operating dice roll. Fucker.

>>42478009
They should be. They give life and life is sweet.

>>42477983
>"JJ what the fuck why would you put blood in the cake!?"
>I-it's good f-for you.

Since we have that plant thing going on, we smell of flowers, and our bodily fluids are gaining abilities as a result...

...does JJ have fruit flavored spunk now?

>>42478021
Anon don't get all your salt in his cake you'll ruin it

>>42478029
Yep.

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>>42478021

Thanks!

>>42478029

Yes.

I think Crusty said so at one point on the Ask.

Not sure what flavor it is, though.

>>42478025
Well that and he photosynthesizes to make sugars for his body to eat

>>42478029
Even better.

He can change the flavor at will

>"JJ, I'm in the mood for grape, tonight~"

>>42478074
So not only will the cake be sweet, it'll be "eco friendly" since it's natural sugar.

>>42478029
JJ's body produces sugars to eat hence why he is part plant, so I imagine so. I think someone said it'd probably taste like honey since he smells of flowers

>>42478089
>didn't specify sour or sweet grapes

>nor if she wanted white grape flavor

Jesus, this is fucking hard!

>>42478146
Just like JJ

>>42478089
Sounds like a great idea for an extrapolative.

>HAND EYES
>Requires: Level 2 Optical Force Blasts
>Cost: 3
>JJ now has eyes on his palms. Eyes that can shoot force beams at one level lower than his current level in Optical Force Blasts.

...how long has that been a thing?

>>42478190
From the start, I think. We just ignored it, since it's fucking weird.

>>42478212
I know it wasn't a thing from the start because I distinctly remember some anon getting the idea for it and then never shutting up about how it should be a thing. I'm just flabbergasted that it actually got added to the list.

>>42478212
Useful though. If it wasn't for the eye part, I'd vote for it.

Then again, if the eyes only appear when we are about to shoot with them, I'd support it. Our subdermal armor probably means that our eyes are as strong as normal skin

>>42478212
This, JJ's gained enough stress from weird mutations and shit as it is.

>>42478190
>>42478212
If we'd be able to make them go away whenever we want then I'd like to get it. I mean much easier to look around the corner when you only have to stick a hand out.

>>42478257
>>42478292
I'll bring it up on the ask

>>42478359
Calm down Anon.

The man is roasting.

>>42478292
Ya but we have echolocation for looking around corners

>>42478257

Pretty sure Crusty has said the hand-eyes would be every bit as vulnerable as normal eyes.

>>42478345

I guess we'll get an answer on that in a few months then.

>(1/2)

Who do you know who has electrical stuff?

The Hellions. They have a whole apartment, quite possibly full of electrical stuff. But, honestly, do you want to go explain your caking mission to Julian?

No. No, you don’t.

So you’re off to meet the Corsairs, then. The Corsairs aren’t what you’d call baking folk, but they steal lots of stuff. Maybe they’ve stolen an oven.

The red turns overhead as you make your way back into the Scar. The Corsairs make their home on the other side of the central crater to you, past the old garbage dump and the school and the eerily quiet playgrounds. You’ve never actual dropped in, just passed by, but you know the place – it’s not so much one building as the toppled remnants of two or three, a crisscrossing mess of enclosed spaces and open yards where the side of one of the apartment blocks that comprise the whole structure split apart upon impact with the earth.

The dog kid, Gleason, spots you coming. He doesn’t try to stop you, but he does regard you with a very curious eye – which is understandable. You beat him up pretty bad before.

The little alcoves formed from sideways-fallen balconies are stuffed with all sorts of stolen property. Clothes, electricals, miscellaneous little tools – you even spot a battered old tumble dryer squatting off to one side, though you don’t think it’s seem use in some time. There are a few mutants hanging around, some of them clearly not with Jono, and you manage to identify a friendly face sitting back against one of the balconies soon enough.

>(2/2)

“JJ!” Megan smiles her big, silly smile. She’s wearing a pair of sunglasses about two sixes to broad for her face. She waves frantically. “Hey, JJ! JJ! Hey! Heyheyhey!”

“…Hi.”

You sort of contemplated ignoring her, but you need help. You explain your little problem, lowering your voice to talk to her.

Apparently the prospect of a working oven is enough to send her into a fit of giggling. Of course the Corsairs don’t have an oven, silly! They just microwave everything!

You feel steam begin to gather against the curve of your skull.

>JJ has gained ANOTHER stress point! Whoops!

“Don’t worry, though, I’ll help!” Megan leaps to her feet, rolling up the sleeves to her turtleneck and flexing an imaginary set of guns. “I’m an extreme baker!”

>JJ has gained PIXIE! She can’t really cook at all, but she brings ENTHUSIASM

>[ ] Hellions. Oh Christ please Julian have an oven.
>[ ] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.
>[ ] Random Ass House. Think of it as forced charity.
>[ ] Write in.

>>42478431
But eyes are soft tissue. JJ's soft tissue is reinforced, so his eyes should be at least as strong as normal skin, if not stronger.

>>42478473
>[ ] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.

>>42478473
>>[ ] Hellions. Oh Christ please Julian have an oven.

Onward!

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

every option will be failure but Laura won't care how shitty the cake will be as long as she gets some cock

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

>>42478473
>[ ] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

>>42478473
>[ ] Random Ass House. Think of it as forced charity.

Guys, guys, we need to recruit Julian as the master baker four our cake. I know we could do logical thing that works, but gathering companions for the quest is much more fun. Plus he could wear an apron , and a hat. Would be sweet.

>>42478473
>[ ] Write in.
>[ ] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.

Call Moon Knight, Daredevil, Cage, and/or Iron Fist

>>42478473
>>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

Can pixie follow googled Youtube instructions on how to bake a cake with ENTHUSIASM

>>42478483
Think about the first time JJ looks through the eyes in his hands at the eyes in his head while looking through his normal eyes at the eyes in his hands.

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>>42478473
>>[ ] Random Ass House. Think of it as forced charity.
LEAVE THEM A FIFTY
OUR QUEST FOR SHALL NOT SUFFER ANOTHER SETBACK

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

>>42478473
>[ ] Random Ass House. Think of it as forced charity.

>>42478473
>[ ] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.

>>42478559
I imagine something like feedback but more terrifying.

>>42478473
>[x] Co-workers. Come on guys you have real houses.

>>42478473
>>[ ] Hellions. Oh Christ please Julian have an oven.

>>42478483
No. The soft tissue durability is acquired by fibers woven through our flesh - oif those were in our eyes, they'd be blocking light.

>>42478528
>Julian as the master baker four our cake.
Nah, mugga. I don't want that smug little shit to try and help us. Or "help" us, more likely.

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

You fucking dopes

>>42478473
>[ ] Random Ass House. Think of it as forced charity.

>>42478473
We could totally just make an oven.

>Build a brick box thing
>Bend up some rebar into the twisty heating element shapes with the ends sticking out the sides we can grab
>Run rebar through close to the bottom
>In the middle part put a salvaged grill thing for the rack
>Apply taser hands to the rebar nodes

Free oven.

>>42478473
>[ ] Hellions. Oh Christ please Julian have an oven.

>we get max stress
>cue T3

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.
Ask Daredevil to help. He can measure out ingredients and read off instructions

>>42478594
So our eye lids would be reinforced? It's simple, we just need to get genetic memory and eat a Asian guy. Not only does it protect our eyes, our eye beams are now more focused.

dont take this seriously. I still support hand eyes though

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>>42478473

>[X] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

How good at baking is Khonshu?

>>42478636
Don't think that'd work, JJ's afraid of fire.

Our T3 turns out to be oven of cosmic power.

>>42478568
>Leave them 3.50$ and a picture of Loch Ness monster.

>>42478473
>[ ] Safehouse. This is worth possibly getting beaten up by Moon Knight.

>>42478675
Where exactly do you see fire used in my post?

All JJ has to do is zap some metal sticking out of a brick box.

>>42478473
The only Co-Worker with potential access to an over and understanding for our mission is probably Remy, and he's missing.

So...
>[ ] Hellions. Oh Christ please Julian have an oven.
Even if that fails, it will at least be entertaining

>>42478667
>Moonie calls and asks, "I see you on the security camera in one of my safehouse, what are you doing?"
>BAKING A FUCKING CAKE, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

HEY GUYS THIS IS CRUSTY HERE REPLYING FROM MAH PHONE.

Brace for disappointment.

I'm getting a server not found message on my PC, so the thread will kinda have to be on hold until that stops happening. Imma go mess with my connection.

>>42478679
>T3 is culinary-based reality warping

>pancakes that perfect circles
>microwave reheated pizza is evenly reheated
>never burns the roast
>grows a chef's hat

>>42478776
I dont know what to believe

>>42478776
Tweet it mother fucker.

>>42478776
I hope you're not messing with us here, anon.

>>42478776
ah fugg

I've seen this happen to a euro QM before

post something on twitter to erase all doubt

why 4chin gotta hate on my eurobros?

>>42478783
>pizza pockets are the perfect temperature throughout

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I realized I had a picture for this.

>>42478776
MOOOOOOOOT!

>>42478776
Try using proxy server. Has happened to me more than once, it takes looong time to go away. Worst case maybe you can PM the writings to some volunteer anon?

We could go to/break into Iron Mans place, cook with him. I bet we could make some great rum cakes with him.

>>42478776
Crusty. Try to save something to google docs then phone-post it.

You know, I was about to call all of you fuckers a bunch of newfags until I remembered it has happened before in this quest.

>>42478961
NSA takes forever to censor stuff that comes in from europe. Probably some anon in this tread is on the no fly list. Just gotta wait it out.

>>42478852
He's not here, anon. He retired for our sins.

>>42478867
Holy shit, anon. We could do this. Stark is a bro, he'd totally hook a mugga up.

>>42478834
>hotpockets never spurt molten cheese on to your face or hands

>>42478867
nah, GS got banned for that once, it got cleared up but it took a bit

>>42475850

>No one reads Nordic Myths
>/tg/

What are you? A faggot?

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HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON TWITTER IT'S HAPPENING


Worst comes to worst he could just write on his pc, send it to the phone and go from there maybe?

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https://twitter.com/CrustyJay/status/643155478353158144

CRUSTY AGAIN.

I'll post on twitter to confirm this momentarily.

I'm not really having any luck, so I'd appreciate it if someone archived the thread early. Doing it on my phone is an extreme pain. If I can get on later, I'll keep going, but if not I'll start the next thread with the culmination of your previous choices. Kinda annoying since I wanted to get this birthday stuff done today, but sera sera.

Don't worry, it's not a 4 change problem. It can't last forever. But don't wait up I'd you have somewhere to be - if shit ain't working by 12 I'm gonna sleep and continue at a later date.

Sorry guys.

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>>42479627

>>42479627
>so I'd appreciate it if someone archived the thread early.

Already did that.

>Don't worry, it's not a 4 change problem.

What?

>and continue at a later date.

Hopefully tomorrow.

That's my birthday.

>>42479627
Go unplug your router for 5 minutes, then change your dns setting to googles servers

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>>42479627

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>>42479627

>>42479962

Would JJ be the Hunger or the Fear?

>>42478089
>grape

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>>42479997
>part plant
>dat ass
He's Quiet

>>42480274

But the girls that watch his ass aren't.

>>42480274
Goddammit. Who keeps changing the models in these?

>>42480274
I can only assume this is how every Englishman feels about tea.

>>42480481
you don't have to be English to enjoy tea. we have such huge boners for it in my birthplace that we exclusively drink it out of a glass reminiscent of a curvy woman.

I'm not even making this shit up.

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>>42480481

hey CJ, maybe do a Star Wars Errant up date if you can't get back to HMQ

>>42481361
The problem is his internet. I don't think he wants to type an entire update on his phone.

>>42481540
oh, I thought 4chin wasn't letting him post

>>42476019
>Also, you’ve found out that your blood makes plants grow. Which has been useful.
>Which has been useful.
Do we have a farm going now?

Cant we just get a big old metal box and light a fire under it? Oven is pretty much just that.

>>42481724
Right but we want the cake to not suck.

>>42481749
Its not hard to bake a cake. You just need heat. Plus, so long as it tastes fine who gives a shit? We can decorate it afterwards with choclate or icing and if it looks a little meh that'll solve that. Do multiple layers if it fails to rise.

>>42481801
Judging by the stress gains. JJ gives a shit. JJ gives a great big shit.

He's gonna be on pins and needles and if she doesn't like it, it'll hurt him.

>>42481801
This is where our kinesics will come in handy. Decorating cakes is detailed work. We watch a video and we can whip up some chocolate fondant and make something pretty

>>42481836
Eh true. He needs a bro to put him on the straight and narrow of whats important.

>>42481685
No but that reminds me, we should work up a deal with bath lady to help water our crops, and that way we won't to dig into a resevoir

>>42481976
That's not a terrible idea. We can also add a couple drops of blood into the watering implement before planting so those plants get juiced

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what kind of cake?

layer or sheet?
chocolate, marble or yellow?

and the frosting?

>>42482044
>tfw JJ watering his garden is actually him running around tearing off chunks of flesh and throwing them around to get blood on his plants.

Cool your fucking Metal, JJ.

>>42482096

Yellow or marble and the frosting is specially made.

>>42482096

Chocolate fudge is the only thing decided upon.

>>42482096
Chocolate fudge sheet cake from this
>>42477005

>>42482155
Get the hell out of here fudge packer. Red Velvet is king.

man, I really wanted to get some baking advice from everyone's favorite sexually active aunt.

you're an asshole, Crusty.

>>42482197
You subhuman filth.

>>42482197
>>42482155
>>42482181

Red Velvet and chocolate cake is shit.

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting is best.

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>>42482197

>red velvet

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>>42482197

Opera Masterrace here. I have no peers or rivals, only inferiors.
>captch ask me to select cakes
If those inferior specimens can be called such.

>>42482197
Anon its not him, JJ decided all on his own

Buttercreme is best kind of frosting

Whipped icing is dog shit

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>>42482207
Which version of Aunt May? One was kinda hot.