>>42466050

Zombie-like, you yank on your best jacket, don your dad’s supervillain hat, and shuffle out after Ro in your PJs.

The tiny Hispanic cleaning lady in the hallway gives you a look of mixed worry and disapproval. Maybe something about you looking like you’re some punk with terminal leukemia who just blew their make a wish on Vegas and now you’re heading home to die. The hat might factor in too.

You almost fall asleep in the elevator ride down, but the ding on ground floor one gets you to open your eyes again. Rowan leads you out to the car, which is indeed packed and ready to go.

Ro skips past and jumps in. Vik and Reeber are hanging out in the back, Vikrama nose-deep in some novel.

“You look repulsive,” Moriah says flatly. She’s wearing a neat outfit with a big floppy black hat that’s probably fashionable.

“Yes. Repulsive,” Xan says, snickering half-heaterdly at you. Her hair is a mess, her clothes are rumpled like she slept in them. Even through the haze hanging over your senses, you can feel her fatigue.

>Just get in the car already.
>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>Did we win big?
>(Get in the car yourself without a word and go to sleep)
>Other (?)

>>42466059
>>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!

>>42466059
>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>Did we win big?
>Just get in the car already.

>>42466059
>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>>Did we win big?
Sup Lang

>>42466059
>Did we win big?

>Shock Tendrils in pastebin

Nice, now we can charge Zelathis on the go if we ever go realm hopping again.

>>42466059
>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>Did we win big?

>>42466059
>Did we win big?
>Get upset with self at the realization that we could have dominated some games by utilizing Belphegoran Advanced Winning Techniques (totally not cheating)

>>42466173
I wonder if we can use Zelathis to focus our new lightning powers for a super ranged attack or something/

>>42466059
>>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>>Did we win big?

>>42466050
>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (pictures within)
The space underneath Shock Tendrils has a chunk of the description for claws copypasted there.

>>42466059
>>(Get in the car yourself without a word and go to sleep)
I might be projecting.

>>42466059
>No, you’re repulsive! All of you!
>Except for Reeber

>>42466059
>The tiny Hispanic cleaning lady in the hallway gives you a look of mixed worry and disapproval. Maybe something about you looking like you’re some punk with terminal leukemia who just blew their make a wish on Vegas and now you’re heading home to die. The hat might factor in too.
No, it's probably the hat. The fact that Ro looks like prime Nazi bait can't be helping either.

Languids twitter banner is probably the best art of Sierra we have.

>>42466457
>no wings
>no halo
>no supervillan hat

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>>42466457
Got any pics you've found for other characters that you think fit?

I got a feeling that Vik's gonna end up looking like pic related within a year or two. Girl seems dead set on wizarding it up. Already has the glowing blue eyes.

>>42466457
>All of her glamours on except the horns
>naked
>covered in blood
That picture is the demon equivalent of Girls Gone Wild.

>>42466530
>Wolfgang's wallpaper

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>>42466506
I found Sattler

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>>42466506
>not ZA PAPER
cmon buddy

>>42466548
Has Wolfie even seen Sierra naked?

>>42466569
Almost certainly. Whether it was something planned or the result of getting into fights with burny explodey rippy things is another matter.

>>42466551
Maybe I'm just not getting whatever joke you're trying to make, but that doesn't look like Satt at all.

>Dads heirlooms aren't in the character sheet
Also I can't remember if we ever found out what the things we looted from that raid of Satter did.

>You will never come home from a long day at work, only to find your sexy demon girlfriend waiting for you; completely naked, without glamours, and covered in the blood of her freshly killed enemies.
Why live.

>SotS finally got added
Praise be.

>>42466615
I can't even remember what the loot was.

>>42466594
>Sierra towel-whipping Wolfgang after he gets out of the shower

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>>42466457
I stumbled upon this the other day.

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>>42466613
It's far from perfect, but this is kinda how I imagine Satt's unglamoured form. Just with less flesh, more small metal parts and runes

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>>42466506
This is kind of how I imagined Sierra while she was living in her series of foster homes

>>42466594
>Almost certainly
I doubt it. Sierra wouldn't be comfortable with it.

>>42466701
Needs more gun

>>42466701
I always imagined her like a rule 63 Karn with an extra pair of arms.

>>42466707
Ugly?

>>42466782
Sierra isn't really a conventional beauty.

“No, you’re repulsive! All of you!” you shout, cleverly turning the mind games back on their creators.

Moriah gives you a blank look, then opens the driver’s side door of the SUV and gets in.

“Shotgun,” Ro says, skipping past you. She executes a superfluous, but technically impressive slide across the hood of the car to get to her door.

You flop down somewhere in the middle with Xan and drive off.

You spread out to obtain maximum sleeping comfort, which isn’t very much in the SUV, while Xan takes the opposite route, curling up into a ball like some kind of cat.

You heave a sigh and try to get on going back to sleep. “Did we win big?” you ask.

“We won four thousand dollars,” Xan says weakly.

You have the foggiest recollection of wheels and cards, and maybe of Xanissil trying to bite you. “S’good.”

Xan closes her eyes and settles in for the long haul. “Also, we lost ten thousand dollars.”

Man. That money was supposed to be your new apartment or a car or something. “Should’ve cheated,” you say.

“They have people looking for that,” says Ro.

Moriah looks back at you in the mirror. “They paid for any cheating they might have tried last night.”

People keep talking, but you stop listening. Man. Ten thousand dollars. That’s like what Frederick paid you to help him in his secret mission. But you did get four thousand back, so it’s only like you lost six. Maybe if you chock it up to making memories it’ll feel like an investment. Yeah. That sounds right.

You’re out.

--

As fun as it was blowing off the Hallows and running into the big wide world of sports, it’s actually even cooler coming back. Like. People actually missed you and stuff. And Cassandra won’t stop asking you questions about the magic cops in New York. She’s worried they might be able to figure out who you are, but Rowan’s sure they have nothing. You didn’t give them anything either, so that’s fine.

>>42466740
Doesn't matter whether or not she's comfortable with the idea if she's too tired to get worked up over it and some random jackass burned her clothes off.

>>42466173
I really hope we get to pick up the other mix-blood powers as well, the maelfire+inflict pain combo sounds like a pretty nasty 1-2

>>42466806
If her pictures are anything to go by she totally is.

>>42466707
that's a man, baby!

>>42466809

Isaac’s not around, sadly. Something about rounding up a posse and Porthcawl. Harvey says his dad even be considering asking Ranthix along. The more the merrier, you think.

And about Harvey.

You give Harvey a hard look and lean on the kitchen counter, still in your PJs and Nazi hat, but significantly less sleepy. “So?”

He waves his hands around mystically.

“Cut that out,” you say. But somehow out of his mystical hand waving, he produces two tickets. You can barely read the text printed on them. “Phantom...”

“Of the Opera,” he finishes. “The internet gave me tickets.”

>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>What. You’re taking her to the theater? What kind of lame first date is that?
>Is Phantom of the Opera really that good? I mean. This is your one shot.
>I didn’t legitimately think you’d actually do it. I mean. I kind of already gave away all the landmagical boons, so... uh. (Yank his chain)
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>All right, now the next hurdle’s going to be second base.
>Well done, my apprentice.
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.
>Other (?)

>>42466850
>>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>>What. You’re taking her to the theater? What kind of lame first date is that?
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.>All right, now the next hurdle’s going to be second base.
>Well done, my apprentice.
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

>>42466850
>Is Phantom of the Opera really that good? I mean. This is your one shot.
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

>>42466850
>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>All right, now the next hurdle’s going to be second base.

>>42466850
>>
>>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?

>>42466850
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

>>42466850
>You're taking her to the one about the deformed guy in the belltower?
>...
>...
>Shut up. I know that's The Hunchback of Notre-Dame. Phantom of the Opera's the one with the other deformed guy.

>>42466850
>>I didn’t legitimately think you’d actually do it. I mean. I kind of already gave away all the landmagical boons, so... uh. (Yank his chain)
>>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.

>>42466850
>What. You’re taking her to the theater? What kind of lame first date is that?
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>I didn’t legitimately think you’d actually do it. I mean. I kind of already gave away all the landmagical boons, so... uh. (Yank his chain)
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.
>Well done, my apprentice.

>>42466850
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>All right, now the next hurdle’s going to be second base.

>>42466850
>Well done, my apprentice.
>you did, like, ask her about this?
>with words?
>and she actually said "Yes I'll go on a date with you Harvey"?

>>42466850
>So you're taking your hot elf friend to see a movie about some creepy deformed stalker murderer who runs an extortion bracket on a theater that can barely make ends meet as it is?
>...
>...
>Yeah, okay, that's pretty cool.

>>42466850
>Alright, we doing this wing thing traditionally or nontraditionally?
For the record, the degree of traditionalness is how hard it wrecks shirts. Ro getting her wing exploded the back of her shirt and Sierra getting wings wrecked her shirt too.
But we can't tell Harvey that. It's up to him to figure out what "tradition" means in this context.

>>42466850
>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>All right, now the next hurdle’s going to be second base.
>Well done, my apprentice.
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

>>42466850
>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>I didn’t legitimately think you’d actually do it. I mean. I kind of already gave away all the landmagical boons, so... uh. (Yank his chain)
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

>>42466850
>So is this like, a plan you have, or is this already a done deal?
>Does she even know this is a date? Cause if she doesn’t she’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more.
>Ugh. Fine. Have your damn wings.

You know, Monster can also turn into shadows like Sierra can. So we could totally stalk the shit out of Harvey on his date and nobody would even know.

>>42467000
We should take Mozart along for that.

Make it a date.

>>42467017
Who?

>>42467050
Wolfgang was Mozart's first name.

>>42467050
Wolfgang.

>>42467050
>Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Hey yo guys we currently have 4 wells being absorbed/shaped/cooked or whatever it is wells do.

What do you think about trying to shape what we get out of them? I'd love to try and smash all the power from the four of them into one mega summon. Maybe some kind of big shadowy stormcloud that shoots lightning. That'd be badass and we could actually summon it around people without it screaming "I AM DEMONIC AS FUCK". Or maybe some sort of fire or smoke elemental.

>>42467070
>>42467072
>>42467084
Actually, that's pretty clever.

We should spend like, a week just calling Wolfgang Mozart.

>>42467084
>Sierra and Wolfgang in bed
>R-r-rock me Amadeus!

>>42467286
oh god

A date to the theater. Like. The fancy theater with real people. That’s not too shabby. Girls love that kind of crap.

It sounds almost too good though. You eye him suspiciously. “So... is this like, a plan you have, or did you already do something?” you ask. “And I mean with words. Like, yo bae, and with her being like, sure man I’d go on a date with you just like you asked me to.”

“Words were spoken,” says Harvey, utilizing his passive voice speaking skills to not answer your question at all.

“If she doesn’t know it’s a date, it’s not helping you any,” you say. “She’s just hardcore friend zoning you even more than she has.”

Harvey gets defensive. “I asked if she wanted to go with me as a date. She said okay,” he says.

“What exactly did she say?” you probe, narrowing your eyes.

“Okay,” Harvey says with a shrug.

“Neither you nor your impression of Sydney seem very excited about this,” you say.

“I’m saving excitement for the date,” he replies guardedly. “Tomorrow night.”

Well. He asked and she didn’t say no. So.

You stare at Harvey a moment longer before passing final judgment. “All right. You made a plan, you talked to the girl. I mean. The real hurdle’s getting to second base, but it’s a start.” You put on your best Emperor impression. “Well done, my apprentice. Everything is proceeding according to my design.”

Harvey smiles, proud to be the target of your praise.

“Now,” you say grandly, “eat wings!” You lash out and slap him on the shoulder.

There’s an explosion of light. And also Harvey’s shirt, as per tradition. Unfortunately it’s just a plain white one, but Harvey’s got a lot of those, so chances weren’t good you’d get one of his favorite ones anyway.

Harvey flinches backward, his pure white wings sweeping half the countertop onto the floor, halo gleaming in the light. Lots of stuff breaks, and he actually looks completely surprised for once in his life. “Holy Moses!”

>>42467575

You cover your mouth at all the broken stuff on the floor. “It’s your fault!” you say quickly, ducking out of the kitchen and retreating up the stairs to your room.

You hear shouts of astonishment from downstairs. Rowan’s there. Cassandra’s there. You can pretty much hear every word.

You lie back in bed. Man. What a way to spend a couple weeks. Weird to be back in the real world, even if it’s the surreal world where you got accepted to college and also have wings. There’s a lot of stuff you could do. Like maybe start thinking about moving out, for example. Although you’ll probably want some more money if you’re to enact one of your grander schemes.

Maybe money can wait though. You just got back. Gotta chill out a little. After that though, you’ll probably want to get out and do something.

>Might be time to seek wisdom from Borislav. You've got a few things you could use help with now you're a bonafide Landmaster.
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
>Gotta get in with Rowan and figure out the band.
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.
>Enough procrastinating. You have to make up your Vegas losses. Ask around for merc work.
>Other (?)

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

>>42467575
>“Holy Moses!”
he's so cute
>>42467604
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
once we're done that, see what Mozart's up to

>>42467604
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
Touch base on dem responsibilities.

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

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>>42467575

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

>>42467604
>Call up Mozart. Ask what could count as both a date and making up for 6 grand you spent making awesome memories and totally not losing at a casino you don't even remember.

>>42467604
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.

>>42467604
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
>Enough procrastinating. You have to make up your Vegas losses. Ask around for merc work.

>>42467604
>Might be time to seek wisdom from Borislav. You've got a few things you could use help with now you're a bonafide Landmaster.
It's been forever since we saw Borya. Also this would probably help with the dragon problem. We need to eventually figure out where all the wells in our general area are as part of dealing with the Osifera problem.

>>42467604
>>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
>>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.
in that order

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.
First we Impress Mozart with stabby wings.

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>Some random Verwelken

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

>>42467604
>Might be time to seek wisdom from Borislav. You've got a few things you could use help with now you're a bonafide Landmaster.

>>42467604
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.
>scare the crap out of him because his guard will be down due to your absence

>>42467604
>>Might be time to seek wisdom from Borislav. You've got a few things you could use help with now you're a bonafide Landmaster.

>>42467604
>>Might be time to seek wisdom from Borislav. You've got a few things you could use help with now you're a bonafide Landmaster.
>>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
then
>Enough procrastinating. You have to make up your Vegas losses. Ask around for merc work.

then wolfy

>Cash Money: 11,368.50$
Is this factoring in Vegas or was that before the 6k drunked bumble down memory lane that we don't actually remember?

>>42467604
>Check in with Ranthix about conclave whatever.
>See what Wolf’s up to tonight.

You’ll look around for jobs later. Maybe Wolf’s dad needs you to steal from goblins again. Or maybe Frederick needs a second for another fantastic journey. You’re eighteen, you’re adult, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Tonight though, you want to see Wolf. You kind of got used to popping in whenever you felt like it, even if he was pretty busy. But you haven’t seen anything more of him than Facebook uploads since you left.

Although duty calls first. As a future crowned badass, you have to make sure you’re not an idiot.

After cleaning up from a whole day in the car, you sneak out onto the roof outside your window and call your most trusted advisor, Ranthix the Terrible.

It doesn’t even ring. “YES I KNOW YOU ARE RETURNED,” Ranthix shouts, loud enough that the phone doesn’t even pick all of it up. “I WILL SPEAK TO YOU SOON OF INTRIGUES AND TREACHERY OF MAGNITUDES IN SUCH EXCESS THAT BLOOD BOILS AND DEATH IS LOOSED TO SEEK HIS OWN,” he tells you. “MY TONGUE IS STAYED BY CURRENT CIRCUMSTANCES. GIVE NO OUTWARD APPEARANCE OF CIRCUMSPECTION. I WILL CALL UPON YOU AS SOON AS I AM ABLE.” He finishes, though you can still hear him breathing heavily on his end.

>Soon? How soon is soon?
>I’m going to be straight up with you. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
>What?
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.
>Other (?)

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.

>>42468152
You do that, big guy.

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.
>I’m going to be straight up with you. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.

>>42468152
>>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.
so, well then. i guess we can go on a returned-home date. assuming mozart isnt also off doing demony things

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.
Guess he's busy then.

>>42468152
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.
he's with a lady-friend, he must be!

>>42468152
>Soon? How soon is soon?
>Uh. Okay. I mean. Got it.

>>42468250
>IMPLYING LADY FRIENDS CAN SHAKE THE DETERMINATION OF RANTHIX THE TERRIBLE WHEN THERE IS BOILING BLOOD AND TREACHERY AFOOT

>>42468275
>EVEN RANTHIX NEEDS TO "COOL OFF" AS THEY SAY WHEN HIS BLOOD BOILS

>>42468295
>IMPLYING RANTHIX THE TERRIBLE DOESNT 'COOL OFF' BY DISMEMBERING FAITHLESS OATHBREAKERS TO THE CROWN AND FEEDING THEM THEIR SEVERED TESTICLES

>>42468327
>IMPLYING RANTHIX IS NOT CAPABLE OF FEEDING THEM THEIR TESTICLES WITH ONE ARM WHILE SATISFYING HIS OTHER NEEDS WITH A FEMALE THAT DOES NOT IN ANY WAY REMIND ANYONE OF THE FORMER IMPERIATE AT ALL

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>>42466050
here is a rest stop in iowa. picture taken this morning by a roadtripping friend.

you don't happen to live in iowa do you languid?

>>42468366

Either that's a good shop, or it's an amazing coincidence, or it's all true.

>>42468386
....you live in iowa don't you...

You don’t know what’s going on, but you know what Ranthix wants you to do, at least. “Uh. Okay. I mean like, I got it,” you say.

“GOOD, SPAWNLING. REMEMBER: DO NOT APPEAR AGGREIVED OR INFURIATED.”

“I’ll do that. And you do whatever you gotta do, big guy.”

“YES I WILL,” he says. He hangs up on you.

“Weird,” you say, looking at your phone. You have kind of a foreboding feeling about all that, but there’s nothing you can do about it. You technically could call Waldric or Orias or somebody, but you figure you should wait on Ranthix.

Anyway. You did your duty. So it looks like you can have a return-date with Wolfgang and stuff.

But questions remain.

>Call Wolfgang. You’re burning daylight.
>Maintain secrecy
>>Call Maviel to call Wolfgang and find out where he is for you.
>>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.
>Other (?)

>>42468480
>>Maintain secrecy
>>>Call Maviel to call Wolfgang and find out where he is for you.

>>42468480
>Maintain secrecy
>>Call Maviel to call Wolfgang and find out where he is for you.

>>42468480
>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.

Fucking please, we are the ninja-est shadow ninja there is.

>>42468480
What time is it? Is it dark enough out that we could pop outta nowhere using shadow fuckery?

>>42468480
>Call Wolfgang. You’re burning daylight.

>>42468480
>Maintain secrecy
>>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.

Ranthix is trying warn us that wolfgang cheated on us.not really

>>42468480
>Maintain secrecy
>>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.

Yo Languid, you shorted us one PP and one HP from our level-up on the character sheet.

>>42468534
Oh damn. I completely forgot that level ups resulted in +1HP/PP.

>>42468480
>>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.

>Bone Carapace: The flesh of Sierra's extremities can distort into ridged, black, chitin-like bone at will. This armored carapace provides protection from physical harm, and in no way impedes movement. In addition, the spines protruding from her joints can cut or stab opponents during grappling. Armor: (~4 slashing, piercing, ballistic), ~6 (Fire), ~2 (Blunt). Stress Sensitive. [Mix]
Woah. I just noticed this. Sierra's freaky armor skin is actually tougher than that enchanted chainnmail, at least when the special isn't activated.
Still damn impressive that Child of Night is still higher DR if it's totally black out.

>>42468480
>Call Maviel to call Wolfgang and find out where he is for you.
>Attempt to locate Wolfgang with your myriad skills.

Why didn't we get our family's reaction to the new us? that is what i was looking forward to the most

>>42468768
I'm guessing Languid just didn't want to write "Hey mom check out my new pointy bits" yet again.

I wanted to see it too, but at least we still have Isaac getting triggered by best hat to look forward to.

>>42468787
I wont lie, it took me a moment to remember we had a nazi cap when you said best hat

You spruce yourself up a bit, wear some good running shoes, and yell at everybody you’re headed out. Cass and Ro are still all chatty Cathys with Harvey about his wings and whatever, so they’re good to go you guess.

You will find Wolfgang, and then you will terrorize him. And you will do it secretly with all your many ninja detective skills. You don’t have any of his blood, but you have your wits and also you know where he works.

Also if that doesn’t work you can call Maviel and have her figure it out for you. Anyway.

Time to get dangerous. You grab your motorcycle and ride out, free of the confines of the wonderful and horrible SUV.

The sun’s already setting by the time you get to Crowther HQ incorporated, Deletrius’s law firm. It’s the middle floor in an older brick office building, a few blocks shy of being in the ultra-downtown area. You stash your bike in the side alley, probably illegally, and also illegally boost yourself up to the fire escape so you can get roof access.

Roof access gained, you take a second to admire San Fransisco in the fading orange light, leaning a little over the concrete ledge. It’s like everything’s burning forever. The ocean rolls under the bridges stretching out to opposite sides of the bay. A cargo ship chugs away in the distance. Sky scrapers shine like slivers of sunlight.

Wolf would probably say something poetic or deep. He is still working. However, you know he gets done on Thursdays in about five minutes. Your timing is good.

>Await your prey. Keep an eye on all exits. Lots of people going in and out.
>Infiltrate roof access door, get to the lobby. You’ll be able to tail him the instant he’s out.
>Turn into a freaking shadow and do some crazy shadow stuff through the vents. See if you can spy on him while he’s still working.
>You might not be able to see him, but you should be able to find his car. He’s got to be parked around here someplace.
>Other (?)

>>42468874
>You might not be able to see him, but you should be able to find his car. He’s got to be parked around here someplace.

>>42468768

You haven't maxed out demon yet around them. The wings thing is cool, but logistically difficult due to clothing constraints.

Probably in another thread though, like when Isaac gets back.

>>42468874
>You might not be able to see him, but you should be able to find his car. He’s got to be parked around here someplace.
see if hes here. then
>Turn into a freaking shadow and do some crazy shadow stuff through the vents. See if you can spy on him while he’s still working.

>>42468874
>Turn into a freaking shadow and do some crazy shadow stuff through the vents. See if you can spy on him while he’s still working.

>>42468874
>Turn into a freaking shadow and do some crazy shadow stuff through the vents. See if you can spy on him while he’s still working.

>>42468874
>>You might not be able to see him, but you should be able to find his car. He’s got to be parked around here someplace.
For christs sake, whatever we do, don't try shadowy bullshit to sneak into a demonic wizards place of work, its probably warded out the wazoo and will put us in a lot of agony until Wolfy can pull our wonderful buns out of whatever nasty trap his dads put together

>>42468874
>Await your prey. Keep an eye on all exits. Lots of people going in and out.
>You might not be able to see him, but you should be able to find his car. He’s got to be parked around here someplace.

Can that new Infernus power that lets us spend PP for a strength boost be applied to our shadow self? I was leaning towards no but then I remembered that we got that one IN+VE mix power that makes our shadow stronger and more light resistant.

>>42468905
So I've been wondering... would Unnatural Charm help us when we're using WoL to talk to shadows?

>>42468874
>>Turn into a freaking shadow and do some crazy shadow stuff through the vents. See if you can spy on him while he’s still working.

guys

wolfgang is dating someone else now

ranthix was telling us not to get upset when we found out about the betrayal

>>42469033
RIP AND TEAR

>>42469033
cuck

>>42469033

see this anons spoiler >>42468525
Though they were joking.

>>42469033
Pretty sure I'd vote to kill his car.

>>42469033
It was Wolfgang, in the office, with the secretary.

>>42468978
I don't think it would. Still, some kind of shadow negotiations BE+VE mix power would be neato. Shadow stuff already utilizes vocal things (singing/screaming to cause VoOTT). Getting something that lets us talk to them better and also negotiate them into doing things would be pretty baller.

>Hey. When someone walks over you, snap his leg like you're a bear trap and then I'll shoot 'em.
>O̧̪͍͙̣̩͘k̵̪̺̟̬͡

>>42468874
>>Infiltrate roof access door, get to the lobby. You’ll be able to tail him the instant he’s out.

>>42469069
>hey. when that guy gets back to work, start expanding inside his ear canal until an ambulance arrives
>O̧̪͍͙̣̩͘k̵̪̺̟̬͡

>>42468978
>[San loss intensifies]

You consider the possibility of sneaking into the lobby or even shadow hopping and spying on Wolfgang up close, but you then realize maybe it’s not a good idea to try to break into the Magister’s workplace. Who knows what kind or how many zany BS magical wards or spells Wolf’s dad has on that place. He probably has other people or things he’s keen on keeping out.

Sadly, you realize your rooftop climb was in vain. Good thing nobody has to know you climbed up here for no reason. That’s what being cool is all about – hiding all your mistakes so people think you’re perfect all the time.

You’ll go with the safe option: locate Wolfgang’s car.

After letting yourself down from the heights, you walk the streets and find no car. You guess it’s in a parking garage, maybe. Hopefully he didn’t take the bus or get a ride or something stupid like that.

You check out the parking garage nearby, noting that you’re running out of time. You’re a couple floors up in the dim, vaguely lit concrete structure when you the vehicle in question. It even has Wolf’s outdated post-it note to-do list stuck on the reverse side of the rear view mirror.

The elevator dings at the other end of the floor, the sound echoing distantly. You’re cutting it close. You duck behind the back of the car and out of view. You hear a lone set of approaching footsteps.

>Do stuff (?)

>>42469162
>watch and wait, identify Mozart, then pounce

>>42468958

Your shadow doesn't have muscles, so no. But your shadow is a shadow, so you can use normal shadow manipulation on it like usual.

Insane theory time.

Verwelkens are born from shadows absorbing small pieces of the minds of other beings and cobbling it together into a new being which then animates the shadows containing the composite mind. All the powers that cost San do so because it's making babby.

>>42469069
Why would you assume that a given shadow knows what a bear is?

Fuck, try that in the wrong (right?) part of town and the shadow might assume you're asking it to seduce burly gay men by pretending to be a twink.

>>42469162
>After letting yourself down from the heights, you walk the streets and find no car. You guess it’s in a parking garage, maybe. Hopefully he didn’t take the bus or get a ride or something stupid like that.
Just a couple weeks away from the snaketognue and she's already forgotten she's dating a teleporter.

>>42469162
Sneak into the back of the car - spook him once he starts driving.

>>42469162
Uh. Cornerstep into the car? I dunno. Ambush him? Lurk under the car as a shadow?

>>42469190
If it works it works. Just needs to startle and distract the person long enough for us to put a bullet in them.

>>42469162
>Do stuff(?)
Confirm owner of foot steps. If wolfgang, wait until he gets in the car, then get in the passenger seat.

>>42469162
Confirm his identity, by smell if needed, cornerstep into the trunk to hide, then cornerstep behind him once he sits down in the car and wrap our clawed arms around him.

>>42469162
Shadowstep into back seat, prepare loving shadow tentacles.

>>42469162
We could totally latch to the bottom of the car in shadow form and have Monster confirm target. Or I guess we could take a peek and confirm it ourself.

Or we could just go say hi like a normal person.
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>42469162
>Glide down on top of the car and Cornerstep through it.

Roll dice.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>42469334

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>42469334

>>42469275
In this episode: Sierra asserts her dominance over Wolfgang, through the liberal use of tentacles.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>42469334

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>42469334
For Mother!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>42469334

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>42469334
Oh boy.

It's a surprise attack by Hasturr, isn't it.

>>42469359

Did Someone say Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?

>>42469376
Get fucked. Tsathoggua pride, cave-wide!
You can keep the rest. Fucking bright, ugh.

>>42469339
>>42469340
>>42469347
How mediocre

You duck further and peek underneath the undercarriage, just to make sure it’s Wolfgang coming your way. Can’t quite see the face, but he’s the right shape and has the right walk and the right suit. Yes.

Stress: 19/103

You sneak yourself into the trunk of the car, slowly so you don’t make it rock around and give yourself up.

You still yourself and become darkness, then corner through into the back seat, hiding in the poor lighting at the bottom of the seats. It’s almost like you’re invisible. An invisible shadow. Swoosh.

You spot Wolf coming around to open the door, and realize cars have lights. You panic, but at the last second go back to physical form, wedged in the foot space just as the interior lights switch on. You just barely avoid getting slammed by dinky 4.2 watt bulbs in shadow form. (+3 Stress: 22)

You don’t breathe. You’re lying in the back of his car in plain view. But he’s already tossed his jacket into the passenger’s seat and climbed in, right in front of you. Wolfgang clicks his seatbelt in and goes for the start button.

Now or never.

>>42469815

You reach around the seat with your tendrils, slowly and insidiously securing his arms, while you run another just past his ear.

You feel him go suddenly still, a prickle of cold dread in his stomach, exquisitely saccharine and sweet, all for you. “Fuck,” he whispers. “I swear to God if this isn’t you.”

You figure the jig’s up. You sit up on the backseat and reach around with your claws, lightly brushing the tips of your fingers along the base of his jaw and along the sides of neck, just briefly before you reach out further and grab him, hooking your arms around him from behind.

Then your favorite part. His fear vanishes in an instant, replaced with a deep, sickening feeling. Maybe that’s not the right word, though. The feeling’s more of a dizzying kind of impression, something that makes you feel kind of light headed.

He turns to the side to smile at you, his eyes catching what little light there is.

>Miss me?
>Surprise.
>You busy later? I mean. Like. Later as in right now.
>Totally should have felt how scared you were.
>Kiss him.
>Why do you bother with rush hour when you can literally teleport anywhere?
>Other (?)

>>42469841
>>Totally should have felt how scared you were.

>>42469841
>Kiss him.

>>42469841
>Miss me?
>Kiss him.
>You busy later? I mean. Like. Later as in right now.

>>42469841
>Kiss him.
>Why do you bother with rush hour when you can literally teleport anywhere?

>>42469841
>Surprise

>>42469841
>(Other?)
"Boo."

>>42469841
>Totally should have felt how scared you were.
>Kiss him.
>Why do you bother with rush hour when you can literally teleport anywhere?

>>42469841
>Miss me?
>Kiss him.

"You feel him go suddenly still, a prickle of cold dread in his stomach, exquisitely saccharine and sweet, all for you." This is adorable.

>>42469841
>Miss me?
>You busy later? I mean. Like. Later as in right now.
>Kiss him.

>>42469841
>Miss me?
>Totally should have felt how scared you were.
>Kiss him.

>>42469841

>Miss me?
>Kiss him.
>You busy later? I mean. Like. Later as in right now.

"I've got such sights to show you..."

>>42469841
kiss him
>Miss me?
>Surprise.
>Kiss him again

>>42469841
>Then your favorite part. His fear vanishes in an instant, replaced with a deep, sickening feeling. Maybe that’s not the right word, though. The feeling’s more of a dizzying kind of impression, something that makes you feel kind of light headed.
What the fuck are we supposed to make of this?

>>42470018
Love's scary, yo.

>>42470018
the butterflies that people supposedly get? I'm not sure.

>>42469841
>Miss me?
>Kiss him.
>You busy later? I mean. Like. Later as in right now.

>>42470018

The love that Wolfgang has for Sierra - which is a mix of the human kind and his demonic infatuation with how powerful she is - gets her high.

>>42470018
Demons in love.

IT'S HAPPENING, THE JEWS ARE ATTACKING THE MOSQUE

>>42470204
99.9999% sure you're in the wrong thread.

>>42470218
>implying every thread isn't the right thread for discussing the happening

>>42470204
aside from that there has been 2 bombs in Sweden the last 24 hours

>>42470235
The happening has to actually be happening.

>>42470247
>He doesn't know

>>42470247
>>42470240
>>42470235
>>42470218
>>42470204
yes, things are habbening, but please leave it to either /pol/ or Shadow masturr to discuss habbenings, rather than eat postcount here

I wonder if David also pulled this kind of stuff with Corithis.

While you’ve got him where you want him, you go ahead and get a kiss in while you can. “Totally should have felt how scared you were,” you say into his face before you pull back, grinning.

Wolf gives you a wry look. “Uh. Yeah. I did, thanks,” he says. Then he smiles again, and reaches up to put a hand on yours. “Look at you.”

“Miss me?” you ask.

“I missed you,” he says. “If I didn’t say that enough over the phone, I’m happy to say it to your face as many times as you want.”

You snicker, and relinquish him so you can climb into the passenger side seat, carefully moving his suit jacket out of the way so it doesn’t get creased, or worse, mysteriously stained. “A couple times ought to do it,” you say.

“I missed you, I missed you,” he says, as if reading it off a chalkboard from the back of class.

“Eh. I was kind of hoping for more feeling or something,” you say, faking disappointment.

He considers your request, then leans over toward you. “Come here,” he says, beckoning like he has a secret.

You oblige him. “What?”

“Come on,” he says, beckoning still.

You lean closer.

He presses his lips right to the side of your mouth, but before you know what’s going on, he’s already made good his escape. You’re a little stunned. (+2 Stress: 24)

“I planned that for a while,” he admits.

>>42470270

You’re not sure if you appreciate surprise touchy physical stuff, but you give Wolfgang a free pass since you haven’t seen him in days. Also he’s a pretty good kisser. So. Not really bad. You put it out of your mind. You have plans. You think. Or at least plans to make plans.

“Uh. So uh. You busy later?” you ask. “I mean. Like. Later as in right now.”

“I was planning on whisking you away to someplace dark and quiet, just the two of us,” he says, puffing out his chest.

Impressive. “Really?”

“The plan is still in the development phase,” says Wolfgang, doing a good job of sounding like he’s not making it all up on the fly. “It may involve watching the sun set by the beach. Or walking along rooftops. Wherever.”

>Okay. I mean uh. Yeah, cool.
>Eh. I think I’m full up on sea side walks for a few days yet. How about the park?
>Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication.
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.
>Hey, you know, Harvey’s doing this date thing with his forever crush. I was thinking it’d be kind of fun if we went along and spied on them or something.
>Other (?)

>>42470284
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

>>42470261
Hellborn threads rarely hit the bump limit; Postcount is only at 200 now, and I doubt Languid will last a lot longer. He generally doesn't go past 3:00am EST.

Not that there aren't better places for this discussion, but still, increasing the post count isn't much of a concern here.

>>42470284
>Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication.
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

>>42470284
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

>>42470308
this

>>42470284
>>Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication.
>>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.
but we can do the showcasing after
>Hey, you know, Harvey’s doing this date thing with his forever crush. I was thinking it’d be kind of fun if we went along and spied on them or something.

>>42470284
>Okay. I mean uh. Yeah, cool.
>Eh. I think I’m full up on sea side walks for a few days yet. How about the park?
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

>>42470284
>Wherever it is, I have some stuff to show you that we probably don't want random people around for.

>>42470270
>or worse, mysteriously stained
>implications

>>42470284
>Eh. I think I’m full up on sea side walks for a few days yet. How about the park?

>>42470284
>Okay. I mean uh. Yeah, cool.
>Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication.

>>42470284
>Okay. I mean uh. Yeah, cool.
>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

Let's go somewhere up high for the privacy and so we can put our wings to use.

>>42470284
>>Eh. I think I’m full up on sea side walks for a few days yet. How about the park?
>>Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication.
>>Wherever it is, I have to some stuff to show you that we probably don’t want random people around for.

While I'm strongly temped to sneak in and add a little more Phantom to their opera, let's give Harv a chance to fuck it up himself before we fuck it for him.

>Hey, Wolfgang, I can teleport too now!
>We can go 'porting together!
>Except it's just really short range
>Like, not even 100ft max distance
>And I can't have anyone looking at me while I do it
>And I can't end up in a space where anyone's looking at
>And I can't do it more than once or twice in quick succession
>And it's totally random where I end up accounting for other restrictions. I think it's the nebulous whims of the shadows that decide it
Don't get me wrong, Dislocation is great, but I think it'd be hilarious to see Wolfy's jaw hit the floor when we describe it. There's not way it sounds anything but really really bad to a spatially focused wizard.

>>42470393
Oh man, that'd be good.
>"Hey babe! Watch me mangle your art!"

>>42470393
We can still out 'port him via landwell teleporting.

That'd be a nice date, by the way.

>>42470431
Peyto lake and the surounding area is gorgeous in the summer.

So, has it been mentioned how kickass Sierra is at grappling in combat? It's an untapped well of potential for one-on-one combat.
Shock-tendrils do a respectable ammount of damage, has the potential to prevent enemies from acting through continued use and uses a mere 2 pp per shock.
The paralytic venom might outright end combat against weaker enemies and will make fights easier when facing tougher ones that aren't immune.
Strength of will basically gives us the ability to throw anyone or anything down to the ground, or brake any hold held on us in case light prevents our VE tricks of escape.
Speaking of which, if we focus the shadows around us and our victim we get tougher.

If the enemy has magical protection we have our corrupting hexes to remove them while continued contact drains all their pp away.
And if we somehow end up pinned we have our tail and wing spikes that we can pull out as emergency weapons (You know, aside from all the spikes and claws and magic things).

>>42470567
It gets even better if we take the time to inscribe some Zeshic stuff beforehand, Puppet Veins and Cardio-paralysis are hilarious in close combat.

Granted there are things we shouldn't grapple, namely Ranthixes or equivalent.

>>42470567
Against mooks, sure. People like Meckor, Satt, Ranthix, Isaac, pretty much any dragon, and dozens of other characters we've never met would wreck us still.

>And if we somehow end up pinned we have our tail and wing spikes that we can pull out as emergency weapons (You know, aside from all the spikes and claws and magic things).
I think the whole "can generate explosions" thing is more pertinent here.

Anyway, just because Sierra's got some powers that are good for grappling/slugfests doesn't make it a good idea. The general lack of reliable or sustainable defense means it's going to be a really nasty fight at best when she's fighting anyone who isn't substantially weaker than her. Better to go for the ambushes. I still can't believe how little effort she's put into being not-shit at shooting things.

>>42470284
>>Hey, you know, Harvey’s doing this date thing with his forever crush. I was thinking it’d be kind of fun if we went along and spied on them or something.

“Cheap date ideas, a Young Wolf publication,” you say, ribbing him.

“Yep. People don’t get rich by spending money,” he says, adjusting his cuff links. “At least not a lot of the time.”

“Is that the idea?” you ask.

“You want to blow a hundred dollars on a fancy dinner?”

You’ve spent too many nights eating out. “Eh.”

“Then beach walks it is.”

“Yeah, cool,” you say. “I have some stuff to show you though. Maybe after, we go somewhere without random people.”

“I’m thinking of a few places,” says Wolf. “Beach first, questions later.”

You nod in agreement. “Okay. I mean uh. Sure.”

He finally gets to starting the car.

--

Things are good. The sun’s down. The cold winds off the ocean are blowing in from distant waters. And you’re not the only couple holding hands on the beach. Funny you’re one of those people. Although your guy is much better dressed than theirs, carrying his dress shoes in his off hand, sleeves and slacks rolled up.

Man, Wolfgang’s way classier than you are. Guess that’s what happens when you limit your dating group to people who are secretly mostly demon.

It’s been a more quiet walk than not. You thought you’d want to tell all your stories and stuff. But you’re just enjoying the quiet, sharing it with Wolfgang. But the coarse sand’s starting to make your feet cold. You shiver.

>>42470749

It doesn’t escape Wolfgang’s notice. “Ready to head up?” he asks, glancing at you before looking up at something in the distance. You don’t have your glasses on. You can’t see crap.

A deep, gargling voice calls out from behind you, down by the waterfront. “Sierra Beckhoff.”

You and Wolfgang both stop and look. It’s dark enough you can see by shadow.

It’s a man. He wears a yellow fisherman’s parka, long faded by weather salt water exposure, along with matching hat, pants, and boots. He holds out a lantern, which casts a faint beam of light onto the sand in front of him. Water pours off him in great rivulets, and a line of footprints behind him lead out of the bay. A wave washes up past his ankles, erasing the trail. An odd web of energy trails invisibly off him, like he got caught in a web and dragged it with him by accident. (Fisherman: 10 HP, 35 PP)

He stares directly at you, but you’re not sure if he sees anything.

“We’re leaving,” Wolf says under his breath, gripping your hand tighter in his.

No danger ring activity yet. Might be your chance to get out of here. Or maybe it's not looking for a fight?

>Hurry it up.
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?
>>Snorkel on and maybe I don’t tell Isaac to come down here.
>>Clever outfit. You one of the Yellow King’s guys?
>>Come up with slick burns (?)
>>Summon Tiger to do some threatening, just in case.
>Other (?)

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?

>>42470771
>Hold up
>>Snorkel on and maybe I don’t tell Isaac to come down here.
dont want no trabbu when theres a husbando and civvies sitting around

>>42470771
>Hurry it up.
Fuuuuuck this guy.

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>What the hell do you want?
get ready to bail though

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?
>>Clever outfit. You one of the Yellow King’s guys?

>>42470771
>Hurry it up.
>Sorry, Fisher, gotta book. You might not have a hot guy with you but I do.

This is likely the thing Ranthix warned us about.

>>42470771
>>Hurry it up.

>>42470771
>>Hurry it up.

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?

>>42470771
>Hold up.
>>What the hell do you want?

>>42470771
>>>What the hell do you want?

if we stay we have to be ready to bail within a second

>>42470771
>Hurry it up.

I can't believe none of us saw this coming.

>>42470920
i did, but i didn't care

>>42470920
I did. That's why I voted for the park. Coulda sworn I said as much in my vote but I guess I forgot to include it.

Learning to swim might be something we would wish to consider.

Creepy fisherman coming out of the tide? You’re right there with Wolfgang on the whole leaving thing. But this thing knows your name. That might be bad, but you can’t bring yourself to run off without finding out why he’s here.

You scowl at the figure. “What the hell do you want?”

It stares at you for another second. “A message. The King of Tides asks you to leave,” he says, his words scratchy and difficult to distinguish from one another. The fisherman shifts around, and starts wading back out into the water.

That’s not weird or anything. (+3 Stress: 3)

“What the heck’s that about?” asks Wolf.

>Leave what? Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!
>Well you tell the King of Tides to fucking... suck a sea slug, or something!
>Just... Mermene stuff. I don’t know.
>Get us out of here.
>Other (?)

>>42470946
>Leave what? Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!

>>42470946
>Get us out of here.
>Just... Mermene stuff. I don’t know.

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>>42470946
>>Leave what? Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!

>>42470946
>Well you tell the King of Tides to fucking... suck a sea slug, or something!
>Get us out of here.

>>42470946
>Just... Mermene stuff. I don’t know.
>Get us out of here.

>>42470946
>Leave what? Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!

>>42470946
>Leave what? Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!
>Electrocute the water with a tentacle.

Our rightful rule has been challenged. We must respond accordingly for this infraction... at some point.

>>42470946
Just watch him go back to the watter

Laugh maniacly

>>42470946
>Leave what? The beach? It's public property you fucking commie. Whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!

I just realized something.

Shadowflame doesn't chemically burn. It doesn't use oxygen at all, it burns magic. It only gets extinguished by light.

We could set this cunt on fire and when he goes running back into the ocean, it will only make it worse because it'll be even darker down there. We can burn people underwater.

>>42470999
>watter
Shocking.

>>42470946
>>Just... Mermene stuff. I don’t know.
>>Get us out of here.

>>42471036
Better save that trick up until we fight the real deal then.

>>42471046
I'll be honest with you. I am terrible at spelling.

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>>42471046

>>42471036
shadowflame burns hottest in the deepest depths of the sea, mermenes are both horrified and vaguely aroused.

>>42470946
>>Get us out of here.

>>42471036
yeah isnt it great?
we can burn them all.
burn themm alllllll

You’re not done with the yellow man though. “Leave what?” you shout at him. “The beach? It’s public property, you fucking commie!” He continues deeper into the bay. “Yeah, that’s right, slink away, whatever he’s paying you, it’s too much! Worst messenger!”

He keeps going, completely ignoring you. He’s now up to his shoulders in the waves.

“He knew your name,” says Wolfgang, watching the figure leave.

“It’s just... it’s Mermene stuff,” you say. “Please just get us out of here already.”

Wolf nods, and then suddenly, you’re relieved to find you’re somewhere else.

--End Part 128--

[Select all images with kayaks. Soon, Captcha.

Not sure when next thread will be. Possibly next week Saturday, but assignments vary in difficulty.]

>>42471105
Thanks for running Languid man

>>42471105
Thanks for the thread. Nighty night. Hope the shit with your school's wifi clears up.

>>42471105
>he used my line
Best day ever
Thanks for running boss

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>>42471105
>It’s public property, you fucking commie!”

>>42471105
Thanks for running! Always fun to do social stuff in this quest.

Hastur is worst landmaster. Remove fish remove ocean.

>>42471143
We gotta start pollutting more. Spill in some oil.

>>42471151
>go to Halth
>scarf all the wells
>meditate on proper well digestion
>shit fire and lightning into the Pacific until problem resolves

>>42471160
>not pointing ranthix in the general direction of ocean until problem is resolved

>>42471151
set that oil on fire, and then burn the bottom of the ocean with shadowflames. fire from both ends. we'll call it the Buffalo Wild Wings special

>>42471105
>Select all images with kayaks. Soon, Captcha.
Choose old school captcha in settings.

I wonder if the New York Coppers will try to get in touch with Isaac. If Isaac and David did have history during the war, the NY cops might end up wanting to report this newest developement to him, maybe in hopes of getting his assistance for their investigation.

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Oh hey, I just figured out that Davids rifle with the scope and side magazine feed was a FG42. I guess David was a SS paratrooper or got it from somewhere else.

I think there will soon be another trip to Muir woods, especially now that Harvey got his wings and needs practice with them. It'll be a good opportunity to test out Dads old weapons among other things.

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Of course. Plus we gotta get some quality bear time.