FIRST POST

>>42319410
God damn it.

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That same sad refrain carries over to the next sheaf of documents – more missives from the supply people. The only sure thing is that the “kanmusu” tend to refuel by eating... sometimes a lot. Hornet has a blessedly simple taste; she loves hamburgers, but Sammy B tends to drive people fucking insane. Naval personnel bought out a Save-A-Lot of every fish-stick box they had, and then the next week Sammy recoiled from them like they were live eels.

Everything else is a trip into madness. For the most part they seem to supply their own ammo as needed (and for that matter, weapons – Iowa demonstrated as much when she took Abyssals under fire from a turret that was put out of action by an accident at sea and never repaired.) Unfortunately the “free” resupply has limits; while it provides the Navy with warships that put almost no demands on the logistics arms, actual steel warships can be rearmed, resupplied and turned out of the yards much faster than the shipgirls themselves seem to replenish their stocks via whatever eldritch sorcery powers their very existence. Harder supplied some of his own Mark 14s for repair, upgrade and modification. From reports the torpedo tech brought in for the work had just been leaning over the ords with a magnifying glass when they'd abruptly became “full-sized,” which prompted a mad scramble to de-ass the area (except for Crab, who the report dryly notes 'expressed amusement at the situation'.) When Harder came to retrieve his fish, he just carried them out in his hands like a small cluster of lawn dart sized projectiles.

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>>42319422

:D

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Kanmusu can USE conventionally made munitions – the miniature practice rounds used at the range have proven that – but the inherent strangeness of the procedure leaves a lot of questions as to how exactly to exploit it. Even when the institutional knowledge to make the antiquated weapons still exists (the Navy had Mark-14s in the inventory till the 70s) the facilities to work on them no longer exist, and they're competing for modern warships for resources and dollars. Worse, most modern weapons can't be used without associated command, control, sensors and electronics on the ships themselves – and just how THOSE modifications would work are still giving people headaches to contemplate. The only sure bet is things like the miniaturized radar headsets you tried out on Kongou and Arizona, or the go-pro cams.

And then...

“Naka?”

“Mmm,” she says, still clicking through images woozily.

“In the war, did you get upgraded any?”

“Yeah,” she says. “I'd come into the yard, they'd upgrade fire control, optics, stuff like that. There was talk of installing radar at my next refit.” She sighs. “Next time I put into Truk.”

“How much did you come back with?”

She blinks. “Well... all of it. Why?”

“Did everyone?”

She blinks.

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>>42319436

These two pics are of the new Ford-class in drydock. For a perspective on size.

>>42319398
>Shipgirls in “ship” mode might have flesh of literal steel and weigh many tons, but they don't displace nearly as much as their real hulls would've
> Their deck crane had been (just barely) able to lift her out of the water, but she reverted to “human” form rapidly and the sudden loss of weight almost smashed her now-delicate human form into the superstructure when the listing boat violently righted itself
Interesting
>The only sure thing is that the “kanmusu” tend to refuel by eating... sometimes a lot
ok...
> they seem to supply their own ammo as needed (and for that matter, weapons
>actual steel warships can be rearmed, resupplied and turned out of the yards much faster than the shipgirls themselves seem to replenish their stocks via whatever eldritch sorcery powers their very existence
fug
> Harder supplied some of his own Mark 14s for repair, upgrade and modification. From reports the torpedo tech brought in for the work had just been leaning over the ords with a magnifying glass when they'd abruptly became “full-sized,” which prompted a mad scramble to de-ass the area (except for Crab, who the report dryly notes 'expressed amusement at the situation'.) When Harder came to retrieve his fish, he just carried them out in his hands like a small cluster of lawn dart sized projectiles.
that answers that question, at least
>Kanmusu can USE conventionally made munitions – the miniature practice rounds used at the range have proven that – but the inherent strangeness of the procedure leaves a lot of questions as to how exactly to exploit it.
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

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You pull out a battered binder; a simple quick-reference listing the armaments and capabilities of Goto's force in as much detail as possible (complete with bust sizes – sailors will be sailors.) “I was just looking over Chikuma and Tone and Taco and all of 'em, and...” you frown. “You can look them up on Wikipedia and see they're not carrying the armaments they sank with.”

Naka shrugs. “Well, what's your point?”

“The fuck is going on?” you ask. “It's not even consistent. You reappear as-sunk, not as-built, but these girls don't. Even Hornet is launching Hellcats that she never lasted long enough to be eqipped with in the real world, and nobody's quite sure why.”

Naka yawns, rubbing at her eyes wearily. “Settle, don't tell me you're this dumb.”

“Where am I, Naka?”

“Your office?”

“In?”

“... Yokosuka?”

“Yes, I am that fucking dumb. Spill.”

Naka tilts her neck as she rubs it, the booze-haze clear in her eyes. “Settle, we're just... essence. Spiritual stuff. A few days after she arrived Fubuki found a picture of her own dead wreck in ironbottom sound and puked her guts out for an hour. It's not like the metal vanishes when we appear.”

You absorb that.

“Like the leveling effect, thing,” she continues. “Those intel geeks jobs are to put numbers to everything, so it's hard to just... accept what's really going on. Ships hit as hard as they should've, in their prime. And it works both ways. It doesn't have much to do with gun caliber or armor thickness, just... if a ship was excellent in its day, it was excellent. If it was bad for its day, it's bad.” She sort of shrugs, a lifeless ripple of her small shoulders. “Some of us were just realizing our potential when the war started. And some of us had already realized all we were going to.”

She turns back to her work and says no more.

Hey Naka, I know its only been several days but it feels like you dropped your idol of the fleet shindig. Don't you have concerts or at least practice to do?

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A queer, but familiar feeling comes over you; the warm, almost paternal desire to kick someones ass, but in a supportive and caring manner. For their own good. To quell it you turn back to your e-mail. Several automatic form e-mails, base-wide mailings. Something about a commander's call in the immediate future – meh, that's Goto's job, fuck it. One e-mail from intel – analysis of Abyssal traffic patterns and target selection ongoing, but struggling to beg classified intel out of allied nations. The Chinese are being especially cagey; no surprise there. And.. another e-mail from Mare Island?

“TO Ryan Settle, Rear Admiral, USN:

It is my pleasure to inform you that Navy Appropriations approved our bid for the restoration of DDG-76 approximately seven hours ago. Official papers have not yet been filed, but our long professional relationship with the US Navy has fostered reliable contacts – everything's set but the ink.

Strategic materiel such as high-tensile steel et al are obviously in short supply, but no other project holds as much importance in the hearts of our staff and shipwrights then the restoration of the warship “First to Fight” at LA. Work has already begun at our own cost.

We will keep you appraised as efforts progress.

John M. Baker
Contract Negotiations/Public Relations
Mare Island Dry Dock LLC”

>>42319512
WOO HIGGINS IS COMMIN BACK BABY!

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“What's that?”

You nearly jump out of your seat – Naka just leaned against your back and dropped her chin onto your shoulder, like a cat too lazy to fight for space on the chair arm. “Dee Dee Gee?”

“Guided missile destroyer.”

“Oh. Which one?”

“My old ship.”

“Oh,” she says, leaning away from you. “Dry dock? Are they fixing her?”

“You know about mummification, right?”

“Duh. Everything Egypt was big in the twenties. What does that have to...” realization dawns. “Oh.”

“Yeah. Make her look pretty on the outside while someone else rips out every complex system and bit of electronics. Other ships need fixing, and she's not using her equipment.” You sigh. “At least she'll have a good museum berth, though. She earned it.”

“Hey, maybe she'll come back for you,” Naka croons, leaning a cheek on her hand and trying to cross her legs in a flirty fashion – a bit spoiled by catching her toe in the space between your chair and chair-back and getting it stuck there for a few seconds. “Think she'd have a bHIC-g rack?” She giggles.

“Dunno. They've refitted and re-refitted most of the older Burke's so many times, who knows what she'd have?”

>>42319512
YES

>>42319486
>A few days after she arrived Fubuki found a picture of her own dead wreck in ironbottom sound and puked her guts out for an hour. It's not like the metal vanishes when we appear.”
Awww. Though good to know
>>42319512
>meh, that's Goto's job, fuck it
Somebody remember this for when planefag fucks us with it later

>Restoring Higgins
;_;7

>>42319511
We're still at war, you know. And I got wounded. Real idols (well, you know what I mean) take months off because they got a cold or something.

...But I've got one coming up, actually. A concert, that is. Yokosuka grounds, I think, unless they moved it again. Big fundraising/public awareness deal.

>>42319486
But you are making history now, so things can get better...are getting better...right?

>>42319512

If we see this man we need to buy him and his coworkers a goddamn beer.

>>42319410
why

>>42319512
>Higgins being rebuilt
>at cost to the dockyard company
Damn thems some feels.

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“Well,” Naka says, her eyes brightening a bit. “I think summoned ones come back as-built and ones that come back on their own...” she makes a wiggly motion with her hand, “come back because they remember something, yeah, and that effects what they have...”

“Have you noticed a pattern?”

She nods. “Like the cruisers-”

“You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?”

“Well, yeah, I-” her expression slowly falls as she catches your look, and she sighs. “I just got homework, didn't I.”

You grin.

“I'll have a report on your desk by Tuesdaaaay,” she wails, slumping over the desk. You pat her on the back consolingly.

At some point, you were literally sent home – you think it was Goto, but you can't be sure. You can't even remember if you saw him, or he just called you, or if you simply hallucinated his presence. All you remember is the dogfish giving you a dirty look from his bowl, his new water-mixer-fish-bubbler thing burbling away happily till you drop some fish food in for him, and then a long, long lecture from him as you toss and turn, trying to sleep. Except it's in Russian, for some reason, except for when it's not.

>>42319556

I've already got a great perch picked out, if it makes you feel fucking better. with .300 win mag ain't no one gonna get close.

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“I would have liked to see Montana,” he opines.

“Fuck you, it's nothing but flat and cows.”

“Montana has mountains dude, I looked it up.”

“On Wikipedia?”

“I pirated Encarta. That movie was made in 1990, shitdick.”

“How does a fish internet?”

“I can whistle 1200 baud.”

“I don't believe you.”

“EEEEHHHHOOOOOOOOOEEAAAAAHHHH-”

You snap awake with an awful high-pitched sound echoing in your skull. You pry your eyes awake to find a Noisemaker lying on your apartment floor – a small spherical object ejected by submarines as an active sonar jammer. It has some very official designation you never bothered to learn because you're not a fucking bubblehead. The sound in the open air is enough to damage your hearing if left exposed to it for too long. You flop out of bed, seize it in your hand and hurl it out the window, which someone jimmied open. It lands in a passing open-topped jeep; the ensign driving abandons ship with a hasty dive into the ditch as the jeep putters nose-first into the hedges.

Hate.

Of course it was fucking Hate. Still working off his hateboner with you, after all. Son of a bitch.

It's your eight day at Yokosuka, and a nice sunny Saturday morning. The base is your oyster. Maybe the really big kind that clamp down on diver's ankles drown them.


>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.
>other?

>>42319602
>.300 win mag
>not glorious .338 Lapua Mag
Do you WANT to put a big fucking hole in them or nah?

>>42319602
So hate. DDG-76 comes back as shipgirl, and you find a little faerie of Katie. What do?

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.
FUCCKKKKKKK YEAH!!!!

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.
Shoukaku will have coffee. And retribution requires careful planning.

>>42319620
>I can whistle at 1200 baud
Kek
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all

>>42319642
Don't say shit like that. That's fucked up as fuck, dude.

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

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>>42319436
>>42319469

That is...fuck me raw, that scale is amazing.

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.
fuck waifu, fuck hate

COFFEE FOR THE COFFEE GOD!

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>>42319642
>So hate. DDG-76 comes back as shipgirl, and you find a little faerie of Katie. What do?

what kind of actual asshole posts this kind of question and expects anything short of a dead rat in their mailbox

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.
The World's Neediest Marine can keep playing his passive-aggressive waiting game.

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319642
It's fuck nuggets like you that give us anons a bad rep.

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
GET HIM RECRUIT DESDIV6 TO MAKE IT ADORABLE

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>other?
Pour dogfish some coffee.

>>42319649
Mate they take a half hour to complete tops.
They aren't even that difficult when it comes to shmups.

The appeal is in the visuals and the music. ZUN knows how make impressive moments and tie them into the gameplay.

>>42319682
Just where do you thing you are?

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NO WAIFUS
NO DAUGHTERS
HOPE SAILS ALONE

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319725
Too late, the only way Shoukaku was going to lose was if Arizona was one of the other options.

Anti-waifufags are always less plentiful than waifufags.

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>>42319682
The kind that enjoys watching people squirm.

>>42319676
All I'm saying man is have a backup plan.

>>42319725
>NO WAIFUS
>NO DAUGHTERS
I like the way you think.

Oh Hamp...

>>42319620
>Call up the cafeteria, tell them to redirect Lieutenant Hate to the officer's mess if he shows up
>then whistle jauntily as we go find Shoukaku to share a morning repast with

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319682
Hate is a cat?

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My body is ready

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>>42319436
Impressive.
Now that's a good shot.
Credits the fuccuboi who took it.

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.
IT"S TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>42319486
>Those intel geeks jobs are to put numbers to everything, so it's hard to just... accept what's really going on. Ships hit as hard as they should've, in their prime. And it works both ways. It doesn't have much to do with gun caliber or armor thickness, just... if a ship was excellent in its day, it was excellent. If it was bad for its day, it's bad.”

Does that mean Tenryuu and Tatsuya aren't as bad as they're among the older ships (I think nearly as old as Kongou)

>>42319548
>“Think she'd have a bHIC-g rack?

Too bad Naka that it flew over his head.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

IvebeenwaitingforthisP3.jpg

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319739

Nah, you're just a shitbag.

>>42319620
>other
Feed the fish, get some coffee, then find work for Hate to do. An unending flow of paperwork and physical drudgery that will bury him and get him out of our way.

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So planefag. Why did you pick Shoukaku as a waifu option? Is her superior sister not around?
You know, the cute one.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>Call someone to have Hate's shit moved into officer quarters
>Then go find Shoukaku

>>42319751
>when you want to work he wants to play
>when you want to play he wants to work
>often sniffs his food and/or new weapons and then walks away with his nose held high in disdain
>easily entertained by moving objects and will watch birds, prey, or arabs fucking donkeys for hours on end for lack of something better to do
>always asleep, everywhere, on anything, anywhere
>until they go tearing through the house at sanic at 3AM in a burst of murderlust
>never happy with anything
>default look: "see if I give a fuck"
>until you look away then it's "PAY ATTENTION TO ME JOINT CHIEFS"

.... hmmm.

>>42319797

We gave her our cane to beat Kaga with in one of the earlier threads.

>>42319436
That looks like ovaries and a uterus in thumbnail

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>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>the ensign driving abandons ship
this goddamn ensign, we need to name the poor fucker

>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319797
Isn't Zuikaku the one we gave our cane to? You know, so she could break it on Kaga's bitchy face?

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

Lets see if Zuikaku is with her, we really need to get our meeting out of the way.

>>42319797
>twintailed tsundere as primary love interest

This isn’t a fucking anime.

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319797
>Zuikaku
>Cute

I'm sorry sir, but you appear to have come down with an advanced case of shit taste. We're doing all we can, but the prognosis is dire.

>>42319797
Why would we want a turkey over a crane?

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

Hmm.

Even the Unbound are intrigued by the ship girls' functioning and logistics.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319838
thank god

>>42319682
There are still reservoirs of the Plague in the Rocky Mountains.

Just, y'know. In case you were wondering.

>>42319797

I didn't pick nobody, it was all anon suggestions. they landed on that shoukaku date like woah. zuikaku just isn't as forward y'know

anyhow vote called writing woo

>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

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I've been neglecting Sammy as of late, time to fix that!

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>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
He dun goofed now.

>>42319870
hng

>>42319797
Turkey a shit.
>>42319815
Yeah, Hate is a cat.

>>42319642
That is beyond uncool dude.

>>42319870
jesus christ this is amazing

>>42319864
There are reservoirs of the Bubonic Plague on every continent.

It is a very well travelled bacteria, the Yersinia Pestis.

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>>42319870
Cute

>>42319866

when I fucking press enter it means I do inded want to use that form autofill you fucking a;lsdfjasdlkja;ewljd;slfkjasd;lj

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
Why aren't more people voting for the one true waifu?

>>42319870
...you gave her sugar.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>>42319797
Sorry not waifu material, even if I tend to like tsuns.

Captcha sunflower seeds are not peanuts.

>>42319620
>“I would have liked to see Montana,” he opines.
>“Fuck you, it's nothing but flat and cows.”
>“Montana has mountains dude, I looked it up.”
>“On Wikipedia?”
>“I pirated Encarta. That movie was made in 1990, shitdick.”
>“How does a fish internet?”
>“I can whistle 1200 baud.”
>“I don't believe you.”
>“EEEEHHHHOOOOOOOOOEEAAAAAHHHH-”


GODDAMIT PLANEFAG

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319870
The sugar high she's gonna get from that. I feel sorry for Hate.

>>42319847
Honestly, because the crane is boring.
I would take almost anyone over boring ladylike carrier.... Hmm. Any tomboy ships? (Of acceptable age)

>>42319870
dawwww

>>42319620
>>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42319870
Adorable
>>42319866
>If I remember correctly I was the one who wrote-in to stop and talk to her like a normal fucking person
I never asked for this god dammit

>>42319870
Nice.

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319870
And fucking saved. Thank you based pixel.

WAIT. I HAVE A PLAN.

feed shipgirls food

then, extract the MAGICAL BULLSHIT ARMAMENTS AND METAL

repeat process until you have turned normal shipments of food into vast quantities of expernsive military materials

im sure this can't go rong

>>42319870

My eyebrows reached my hairline when I saw that.

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>>42319815

Obviously, we must now tell Iowa of this revelation and watch with shit-eating grins when she attempts to put cat ears and a tail on Hate

Meanwhile all of her sisters egg her on and attempt to hold down Hate

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319620
>>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.

>>42319870

She's a cute little shit when she's not trying to drive you fucking insane or gnaw your fucking extremities off.

>>42319835
Ensign Noah P. Marshane.

>>42319924
>milking shipsluts
This can't possibly go LEWD.

>>42319934
And Sammy records it.

>>42319870
Does she like buko-pandan ice cream?

>>42319934
>New Jersey

I just imagined this gorgeous blonde and then she opens her mouth and goes

"DIG YOU MUDDAFUGGA"

>>42319620
>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

>>42319797
It was a mix of Shoukaku asking for teh date, her maintaing the momentium and how well she wears various outfits.

Zui in contrast didn't make a ream move and being a rather skinny twintail tsundere would hae gotten some people to recoil. That and the tsunfags would have gone for Kaga assuming her cold manner to be tsundere (much like Minna)

That being said this quest brought Shoukaku to my attention and had me liking her.

So, something about an amorous Submarine?

Eh, nothing I can't handle.

>>42319870
Oh, I would pat her hand fondly.

... If I had hands.

>>42319947
Indeed, Lieutenant.

>>42319962
Hilarious.

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>>42319870

WHO GAVE HER ICE CREAM?!

It's not coffee-flavored, is it?

>>42319620
>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

And

>other?

Find out how Naka got into the liquor cabinet and find out whose ass needs grilling.

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
Begun, the prank wars have.

>>42319976
Her head, rather.

>>42319975
You're a heavy cruiser, Hamp.

Your ASW options are kind of lacking.

>>42319620
>No. No, no, no. Hate must think you're a total pussy. It's time to remind him that you're no chairfarce clown, no sir. This takes priority.
Mother fucker....

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>>42319962
I wonder what accent would Salt Lake have? i had never been there so i wouldn't know.

>>42319905
There's boygami.(Mogami) but not really any others that come to mind

>>42319978
That's mashed potatoes. Clearly.

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>>42319947

Isn't it on you to make sure she doesn't get bored and drives people insane with Marine Shenanigans, Hate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 just gonna leave this here.

>>42319870
thanks based pixel

>>42319905
We've been told Goto is an option.

>>42319978
Didn't you know?
Sammy B has her own ice cream machine

>>42320016

What the hell kinda mashed potatoes are brown?

>>42319975
Hamp, I need you to whistle playfully in Hornet's direction and record the response she makes.

For science, you see.

>>42320029
trapped in a bad bromance

>>42320029
We're not that kind of rear admiral.

>>42319924
The reports that Settle read already said that this can't work because of the time that it takes for that food to be converted into munitions.
At least try to come up with something that isn't already contradicted in the very same thread you're posting in.

>>42320049
the ones with gravy?

>>42320022

Officially? fucking no. She's settle's problem.

Unofficially? the little shit's cute, so I let her hang the fuck around.

>>42319620
>>Go see if Shoukaku will have breakfast with you someplace private. She's nice to talk too and you need someone to talk to who isn't Goto... or Naka... or Hate... or a fucking lunatic in general, which kind of leaves Shoukaku. Arizona doesn't really talk, after all.

>>42320029
>>42320057
Gay route is best route.
Obtain Bro-harem of Goto, Hate, and Harder

>>42320029
Nono, we need to save Goto for Yamato.

>>42319620
write up orders for Lt. Hate to permanently oversee and lead some kind of noncombat unit stationed at Yokosuka.

YOU WANT GLORIOUS DEATH IN BATTLE LIEUTENANT? NO, FUCK YOU!

>>42320067
checkmate potatothiests

>>42319975
More like Rapey Submarine.

Remember. Hornet has ASW aircraft for just this occasion

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>>42319838
>This isn’t a fucking anime.

>>42319673

>I can whistle at 1200 baud

But what is the reference?

>>42320080
Yamato's taken.
She's been seduced by the American marine.
Now she'll have enough resources to deploy, but it'll be under the US flag.

>>42320093
>>42319838
>This isn’t a fucking anime.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WxPZ1wdFNI

>>42320029
No, Goto has his fleet and we have ours.

>>42319905
Give it up, the two main choices would be Arizona and Shoukaku.

You'd be one of those fuckers who'd unironically go for Kaga.

>>42320080
Nah, Goto and Kongou seems more of a thing, and Yamato seems to be hitting it off more with Hate.

>>42319784
>>“Think she'd have a bHIC-g rack?
>Too bad Naka that it flew over his head.

Wait what?

>>42319620
>other
Be a responsible human bean and dump all of our problems into a bottle.

>>42319962
Seems like she could use something in her mouth.

>>42320029
Unfortunately I believe Settle is straight, even if I am not.
>>42320009
Not terribly fond of Mogami.
Ryuujou is cute, in a dorky way, what with the hat. A bit young looking though. Taller maybe?

>>42320104
...you never had dial-up internet in the 90s did you.

>>42320104

fuck I feel old now thanks

>>42320106
Yamato x Hate x Iowa doujins where?

>>42320123
She was asking about Shipgirl!Higgin's boobs.

>>42320106
>Yamato deploying under Americans
>alternatively, Yamato "deploying" under Americans

Either way, the resulting apoplectic strokes should take care of Japan's ultra-nationalist problem.

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>>42320082

The man is fucking awaited in Walhalla--if he doesn't charge headlong into a fight, the fight's gonna come to him.

He's gonna ride out in a blaze of shining, chrome fury whether we like it or not.

>>42320131
Yeah, she's about the boyish you get with ship sloots, considering the market.

>>42320122
No, Kongou and Arizona should shack up. Balance each other out a bit.

>>42319620
>>All that shit can wait till after breakfast, god dammit. You need coffee before you kill someone.

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>People in the previous thread comparing planefag to deculture

whoa now lets not go that far. planefag hasn't been roasted by his own characters yet.

Who ever is running that twitter account has been on a rampage as of late.

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>>42319999

Eh, what's the worst she can do? I mean, we're allies now, right?

>>42320122
Yes, I would go for Kaga. Because she is not Shoukaku.
I honestly want Arizona to be pure sister for all time. Never gonna happen, but I can dream. Mostly because some of her mannerisms remind me of my sister.

>>42320067

>not having them with butter

You disgust me.

>>42320063
What if the liberty ships and the other merchant marine shipsluts come back? Sure it takes a long time for a shipslut to generate supplies, but you could send them across the ocean and by the time they get to the other side they could offload a surplus of useful supplies. The catch is that they would only be able to create cargo they used to carry in real life.

What would a Liberty Shipslut even look like? Most would have the tonnage of a cruiser.

>>42320177
>Not Arizona breaking Kaga in bed

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"A big HELLO to sunny California, United States of America as we take our next postcard.

'Come back soon, dear. Waiting for you. Ms. H.'

Now isn't that sweet. This one's for you, Ms. H!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJZTRqQ1Xw

>>42320196
>not having them with both

you know how I know you aren't american?

>>42320190
That's one smug corgi. So much for shore leave...

>>42320082
>orders for Lt. Hate to permanently oversee and lead some kind of noncombat unit
Nah. I want to give him the suicidal charge he wants. And to make sure that it goes down in the annals of military history.

As one of the worst fuckups ever made by a lieutenant, so that Hate's name becomes synonymous with Pickett, Custer, and Burnside.

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>>42320157

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>>42319905

>calling Miss Erotica boring

... Of course you'd like tom'boys'.

>>42320223

i fucking what

>>42320201
a little girl with a big backpack

>>42320190
Shippeople are weird. Women are weird.
Iku is going to do some unexplainable weird horrible shit to you and it's also going to piss off Hornet for weird unexplainable reasons. Trust us on this.

>>42320206
Why not both?

>>42320139
>>42320153
Oh that.

I bet you have not tried to find spare AOL CDs for the free trial every 6 month.

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>Shoukaku
shit and unhealthy
>Arizona
unhealthy and shit
>Goto
unhealthy and gay
>Naka
unhealthy and too late
>Higgins
too late and practically incest

remove waifu

>>42320190
What's the worst she can do? Rape you.

Seriously, just hide behind one of the destroyers (the full sized ones)

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>>42320188

fucking A man fucking A

>>42320201

Big, sweet girls with lots of carrying capacity. Kinda Stepford Wifish since they were all cookie-cutter pressed out in a matter of months. Curvy.

Same goes for the Victory-class girls, except they'd maybe be a bit bigger.

Well then. Hello everyone!

Am I the only one who really wants a third front to open up in the Waifu Wars if/when Higgins comes back? I just want to watch the sparks fly.

>>42320165
How is that surprising though?

>>42320231
Caught red-handed!


>>42320215
Ooh, that's some nice beats there chief!

>>42320248
So SettlexHamp?
I'd be down for that with a little Hornet action on the side.

>>42319797
For two reasons: One, Shoukaku asked us out first.

Two: Zuikaku insulted Hornet and called her a useless gaijin pig. So, she's permanently assigned to the bitch column. Hopefully she gets sunk in the future.

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>>42320231
Hey, it was going to be Shoukaku and Kongou, but then you told me to make it Yamato, so I had to find a ship to take Kongou's place.

>>42320215
>'someone' plays "Sink the Bismarck" over the speakers at the britbong base
>Bismarck isn't sure whether to be flattered at being remembered or insulted
>Hood just sporting shit-eating grin while their admiral resigns himself to whatever fate befalls him

>>42320188
that person reads this thread and likes to compare Shoukaku to keine

>>42320192
Even though her personality is easily summed up as "Stuck up Nippon Strong" with a flat face? I think if she won a few people would drop the quest.

As for the Arizona thing? Odds are she will end up in a sister role just because she doesn't really do anything to establish herself as a love interest unlike Shoukaku (her sheer assertiveness made her stand out)

>>42320190
She's going to stick soemthing of yours into somethign of hers.... and we have no idea how many other things been in it.

>>42320248
Draft, knock off the anti-waifuing.

>>42320275
I was referring to the fact Settle didn't grasp her meaning, and assumed she was talking about the actual ship.

>>42320252
Or a Sammy B.

But carriers are still one's best defense against subs.

I just got here so don't think I'm an anon in disguise. Yes I have read previous threads before. And to show prove: threadly reminder that the stack was fat

>>42320248
Batlead x Akagi

>>42320304
Gonna tell you now, you might want to consider not namefagging, some of the other people here don't really care for that, and I really don't think we need a shitstorm this early in the thread.

>>42320307
Batlead x Akagi x ZERO FAIRY

>>42320304
Literally who?

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>>42320248
no waifu's
no daughter's
hope rides alone

Oh sorry, I just put my name on stuff, well... Just consider me an anon!

>>42320335
OT3 all others can go home.

>>42320307
Well, Batlead certainly made a great step by being the first Human pilot to land on the awakened Akagi.

He then flirted clumsily with her in a morphine haze, but I don't think it hurt his chances.

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>>42320304
>>42320343

>>42320276
Better than being caught mayo-handed.

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>>42320343

>>42320342
Your hope's the only one riding alone.

>>42320297
>Belgrano comes back
>As a 'Tribute', the British Falklands base sends them a music video of shipgirls playing "Back in control" by Sabaton.
>Britain-Argentina relations get worse from there.

>>42320301
>Stop not liking what I like

>>42320307
Absolutely acceptable

>>42320376
>get worse

Well I guess there's always war.

>>42320297
>Hood takes the "Because the Mighty Hood went down" as an innuendo

>>42320304
who the fuck are you?

>>42320377

HampxHornet?

>>42320376
Belgrano? Why would we need a puny CL? If you're gonna bring back an Argentinian ship get me the "25 de Mayo", nice carrier...

>>42320120
Smartass.

>>42320304
Stop namefagging. You are not a special snowflake (even if some of the other namefags here think they are).

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>>42320304

>>42320376
That reminds me, we still need to treat the ladies of the Kido Butai to "Midway".

>>42320376

Wouldn't she suffer an identity crisis? I mean, she was originally the USS Phoenix, after all.

Well I CAN write kancolle quests, I had a go with my friends once. Basically it was about if american Montana class battleships entered the world of kancolle and it ended up as Europe and Asia getting nuked by human sub's that teamed with all the kanmusu's (not the american ones in here) due to the abyssal telling the world to get rid of the shopgirls/boys or face "prompt and utter destruction" aaand, yeah. I MIGHT participate. Depending on your guys opinion and the mighty planefags approval and character suggestions

Reminder that the biggest Canadian ship in WW II was a light cruiser. That voted to not invade Japan.

>>42320301
>>42320259
>>42320188

>Go search that twitter account
>Find these

Fuckin 'a this guy is spitting fire.

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>>42320411
I aim to defuse tensions pal.

>>42320391
Nope, just British and Argintinian ship-girls beating the shit out of each other.

Be careful, some of the British cruisers are pioneers in weaponising chairs.

>>42320407
We'll see.
An Admiral should be concerned with how well the ships under his command are performing together- not where his flag is currently planted, so to speak

>>42320416

Is it bad that I want to mail them copies of Shattered Sword?

>>42320400
A man without history.

>>42320407
We'll see if it develops in that way, but we have great hopes for them.

>>42320412
I never thought I was special, I just like reminding planefag that some of his followers are long time ones.

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>>42320425
man you just confused the fuck outta me

>>42320425
>who are you replying to
Stop posting and lurk more.

>>42320424
Ro-500 is a cautionary example of what would happen next

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>>42320301
>>42320259
>>42320188
>>42320432

Forgot screencap

But I am sorry either way

>>42320433
The new metal gear sure has gotten weird

>>42320425
Namefag, go home, you're drunk.

>>42320424
Same with pretty much EVERY major Argentine ship.

>>42320444
Yes, you monster.

Alright I am now anon.

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>>42320425
>>42320463
Who are you, how can I make you fuck off, and is this actually bait.

>>42320425
god, being able to auto-hide posts is so useful

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>>42320425

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>>42320465
At least it didn't have slugs as metal gear units.

>>42320483
Good, thank you.

>>42320446
You are a special snowflake though since you deigned to put on a name. Just Saiyan. Not an annoying one such as ND though.

plus I'm new to being in an active thread so don't blame me for that type of stuff

>>42320459

holy

FUCK

I hope he does me next

Hello anon's is it time?

>>42320512
Sit down, shut up, and lurk more.

>>42320463
STOP POSTING AND LURK THE FUCK MORE NEWFAG

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>>42320456
Ro-500 is what I think of what would happen to Merlin in Strikers 89 if the Reds got her.

Wait, why do people thing Zuikaku's tsundere?

>>42320512
Anon, just relax and calm down. You can be excited, but don't go overboard either. There are sharks in the ocean.

>>42320510
I endeavour not to be, even if I miss my step sometimes.

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>>42320517
Planefag that's lewd~

We need a drawfag to art Sammy leaning against Kaga.

Holy fuck Captcha knows I'm eating popcorn!

>>42320531
Much obliged.

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>>42320459
>How many people that read the write-ups does it take
>both of them

>>42320525
If that happened then Russia would cease to exist.

Not because Frank would kill them, but because Konnie would purely because she thought that would be what Frank would want.

>>42320542
I've got that lined up, no worries.

>>42320525
Um what's so bad about that? Wasn't she that one German sub that ended up in Japan? And thus actually survived the war?

>>42320512
>I'm new
This is why you lurk to get a feel for the community. Someone get this hothead out of here before he reveals our master plan.

>>42320526
Because she is.

>>42320525

What do you mean 'if'.


Oh. haha. Uh, I'm kidding. IGNORE ME.

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I'm positive now that this shit is bait.

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>>42320425

Wait how did that happen. How did my name change without me doing anything

>>42320517
IN THE BUTT

>>42320584
IGNORED

>>42320578
In kantai collection, that remodel is shown as rather... drastic. It's kind of concerning for a girl that's also a ship
>>42320584
>Ghosts takes on decu's mannerisms in the SB thread
>Is stricken with decu's inability to run a thread

>>42320512
Trust me, leave while you still can, I would but it is too late for me.

When I was new someone told me this and I didn't listen, just like you will not.Oh dear god why didn't I listen.

>>42320578
In KanColle, something happened in her transition from U-511 to Ro-500.

Something terrible.

>>42320584
Ghost, you KNOW that the repercussions of that would erase EVERY type of slav from existence?

>>42320512
LURK MOAR

>>42320584
Diva if you want those MMDs of Musashi dancing 'til she's naked then don't do it.

>>42320612
Nah, based on what I've learned about you guys in previous threads, I am prepared for the hellstorm.

>>42320578
Iku got her.

That poor fucking Kraut.

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>>42320578
This is what they did to her.

>>42320637
Maybe.

>>42320643
I guess it's an actual case of frankfurter sushi eh?

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>>42320578
She went from this

to this
>>42320650

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>>42320517
ASK AN YE SHALL RECEIVE

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>>42320562
>>42320517
>>42320459
Holy shit that was fast.
I'm way behind on MGNQ when does this Heather Crunch girl show up?

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>>42320650
AHHHHHHH

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>>42320650
>>42320578

>>42320607

To be fair, here, and this is the last I'll be shitting up deme's thread, it's almost entirely down to school. Since I actually have to be up at 04-05 if i want morning chow and a shower and time to shave and shit, I can't run as late as I want, and on Tuesday I don't usually get home till 1730 or so. That plus homework and extra time put in in the lab means I just don't have the time to dedicate to the quest the way I'd like.

But that's all I've got in my defense. Last week was a one-off thing, I hope, and we can hopefully run regularly on the weekends. Either way, I'm sorry about missing last Sunday!

>>42320675
In one of the write-ups I think.

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>>42320672
>pls bully the planefag

>>42320666
>>42320650
Oh, they turned her from reasonable into slutty. Why am I not surprised.

>>42320637
>He thinks he is prepared.

I am SO sorry.

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KANMASU SON.

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>>42320637
>Ready
your never ready anon never

Also, what are we doing at thus current minute in time? Waiting for planefag to post? Q&A? etc.?

>>42320721
Friend, I think you should stop posting.

>>42320675
Literally never, if I remember correctly. Write-ups (haw) only

>>42320692
Oh yeah I'm not shitting on you for not being able to run, I'm just having a laugh at the coincidence of bad circumstance

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>>42320675
Never.

Probably.

>>42320675
She hasn't shown up yet.

>>42320721
Shitposting, mostly.

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PLANEFAG WILL SHOUKAKU EVER GET THE CATAPULT

>>42320721

I think he's supposed to be writing but has gotten distracted soliciting twitter burns.

On which note GET BACK TO WRITING, FAGGOT.

WHO IS USING MY ACIDENTAL NAME?!!?!?!?!? I AM MINDFUCKED!!

Dragonar fairies when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__qOm2rhu8Y

>>42320756
Me. I hacked your 4chan account and now I can use your name.

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>>42320721
>votes called, writing

Alright I'm done. Good night everyone

>>42320756
You brought this on yourself faggot.

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Threadly reminder to feed your submarines!

>>42320301
Meh, i like Settles interaction with Arizona more then Shoukaku, and she looks like too much like Keine for my liking.

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>>42320756
The end times my friend.

Post your social security and we might has a deal.

>>42320707
more like unique to generic.

>>42320721
waiting for Shoukaku time, raging at Ro-500 (again)

>>42320795
PFFFFFFFT HAHAHA!!!!! you do know I don't use credit cards, correct?

>>42320742
>>42320741
>>42320740
>>42320698

Literally what? Why? Who'd ignore such a good character?
She's cute and entertaining too.

>>42320795
You need a gold account for that. Post your credit card number in the Name field to get one. Don't worry, it XXX's it out.

>>42320811
Is you one of them free inhabitants?

This is starting to sound like that red haired german chick again.....from SW89.

>>42320826
Nope. I just live a life.