>>42296087
The Hokage leans forward, motioning for you to continue. "What exactly did he do that was strange?" You look over to Kayo, and she nods. You had both seen what the monstrous man was like during your fight. He had no care for any personal injuries, and no matter how much pain he was in he just kept talking somehow. Naruto bows his head, and sighs. "Great. This is just like all those years ago, with the Akatsuki."

You and Kayo are both a little shocked. Everyone knows who the Akatsuki were, and how Pain destroyed the Leaf Village once. You take a step forward. "This has something to do with the Akatsuki? Should we be worried?"

Naruto shakes his head. "That's not it exactly. One of the members of the Akatsuki was a part of this cult, that the murderer was also in. It seems that he somehow learned the Akatsuki member's method for immortality, based on the way he was reacting to danger. Or maybe he's just completely nuts. First we need to find out what village he's from: I don't think that it would be a good idea to test out someone's immortality, only to cause foreign tension.."

>>42296096

Your Hokage stands up, and steps over to the window. He folds his hands behind his back and looks out across the village, bathed in afternoon sun. "Seeing as the two of you dealt with this experience together, I'm going to organize a two-squad operation to transport the killer to his home of origin, and deliver him to their justice system. This is a highly sensitive mission, and I believe that with two Jounin and six Genin, the prisoner will hardly be able to escape. We'll let you know as soon as we discover his country of origin, so your squads can prepare for the mission."

You and Kayo both bow, and you're given permission to leave. You're both walking down the steps of the Hokage monument. She turns, and frowns. "I'm going home. I've gotta get some grub and sleep after all this crap..See you in two days."

What do you do?

>A.Say that you're going home. (Go to tomorrow morning's mission)
>B.Go to the town center.
>C.Go to the flower shop.
>D.Go to the specialty weapon's shop.
>E.Go to someone's house. (Sarada's)
>F.Write-in

>>42296116
Got in on the ground floor this time, I'm keen.
Voting A.

>>42296116
>A.Say that you're going home

>>42296116
>A.Say that you're going home. (Go to tomorrow morning's mission)

Gotta get some rest for the mission

Naruto is bad and you should feel bad about writing this

>>42296116
>>D.Go to the specialty weapon's shop.
We need to buy some more senbon and some bells. (not sure if we have to learn how to use them or not.)

Sup Mini

>>42296116
>A.Say that you're going home. (Go to tomorrow morning's mission)

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>>42296295
Nice B8 M8

>>42296233
>>42296290
>>42296294
>>42296324
You wave goodbye, and go home as well. You walk in the door and chat with your bro over the day's events for a little while, and of course he's blown away when you tell him about the murder and how someone snuck into the village. He looks a little down upon learning that they were breached. "Aw man..I coulda been the one at the village gate that day. I guess we'll just have to crack down extra hard now that something like this has happened!"

After eating dinner, you head to sleep. It's a bit difficult to simply drift away, as you still feel quite tense. After a while you finally pass, and crash until the early morning when your alarm clock goes off. You reach out and slap it, standing up and preparing for the day before heading out the door. It's a short walk to the training fields from there. You come around the corner and see Ai standing by herself near the training logs. You walk over. "Good morning."

She looks over at you, stiffly. "Morning."

>A.Have you been training any?
>B.Any idea what we're going to do today?
>C.Wanna scare Kichiro when he arrives?
>D.Write-in

>>42296116
>A.Say that you're going home. (Go to tomorrow morning's mission)

>>42296116
>A.Say that you're going home. (Go to tomorrow morning's mission)

Maybe Bro will see us off at the gate.

Make sure the jashin man doesn't know he's our brother. Might fulfill his promise.

>>42296414
>A.Have you been training any?
time to get that darn book from yesterday

>>42296414
>B.Any idea what we're going to do today?

>>42296414
>>A.Have you been training any?

>>42296414
>>B.Any idea what we're going to do today?

>>42296414
>>A.Have you been training any?
>B.Any idea what we're going to do today?

>>42296414
>B.Any idea what we're going to do today?

>>42296439
>>42296440
>>42296449
>>42296453
>>42296454
>>42296469
You casually start to stretch, and look over. "Any idea what we're going to be doing today?"

Ai shakes her head, and you frown. "Well, you been training at all lately? That's how I've mostly been spending my days off, haha."

She looks in your direction and nods. When she looks at you, you can see in her large eyes that she's currently barely registering your presence. Like a thousand yard stare. "I train, all day and night. I believe that I've come to master the Tree-Walking Jutsu, in addition to another."

You give a thumbs up. Looks as though you've managed to find some common ground with Ai, at least in that you're both shinobi. "Sounds great. I learned a new jutsu too. Maybe we'll get to test our new toys out on the mission?"

Ai gives the smallest smile, and nods. "Hopefully."

Nearby, Kichiro approaches. He has his arms placed behind his head casually, and a cigarette in his mouth.

>A.Those things'll kill you, ya know.
>B.Care if I bum one?
>C.Now we just have to wait for Sensei.
>D.Hey, Kichiro.
>E.Write-in

>>42296615
>>C.Now we just have to wait for Sensei.
>>D.Hey, Kichiro.

Our bro smokes, who gives a shit

>>42296615
>>A.Those things'll kill you, ya know.

>>42296615
>D.Hey, Kichiro.

>>42296615
>D.Hey, Kichiro.
if you start wheezing during a mission i'm going to drop a tag on your ass and set it off

>>42296615
>A.Those things'll kill you, ya know.

>>42296615
>A.Those things'll kill you, ya know.

>>42296615
You been hanging out with toads again Kichiro?
You look exactly like Gamabunta. You got a flask of oil to use a jitsu with that?

>>42296615
>>D.Hey, Kichiro.

>>42296615
>D.Hey, Kichiro.

>>42296615
>A.Those things'll kill you, ya know.

>>42296615
>E. CANCER STICK CANCER STICK

>>42296647
>>42296667
>>42296678
>>42296737
>>42296747
You hold your hand out and wave. "Hey, Kichiro. Now we just have to wait for sensei to arrive. Hope he won't be too late."

Kichiro takes a puff and blows, before stepping next the you and Ai. He leans back on a log and shuts his eyes. "He can be as late as he wants. Just means I get more Z's. I am not all about waking up this early.."

Ai looks over at Kichiro. "I would prefer it if we could proceed with the mission. I am eager." Kichiro opens a single eye, and chuckles, blowing out smoke again. "You're always eager, you beaver. Relax."

You keep on stretching and preparing for the day, making sure that all of your equipment is organized and ready to use. Suddenly your sensei comes walking around the corner, hands in his pockets. He smiles and nods in everyone's direction. "Good morning, Genin. I hope everyone's ready to work today, because I got you guys a real mission!"

Kichiro puts his cigarette out, and stomps on it. "Oh yeah? Or are you just going to go drinking all day again?"

Hanto smiles. "Nonsense!" He holds up a small steel flask. "I brought this. There's no need. Today we're going to do some muscle work for another Feudal Lord. We need to get back his family's ancient heirloom, a precious gem of some sort. Bandits have stolen it from his mansion, and it's rumored that an Ex-Shinobi is leading them. I want you guys to be able to handle the bandits while I dispose of the Shinobi. We'll do this safe and clean, and all go home a little richer. Understood?"

>>42297002
You and your squad all leave the village, heading into the country. It's a few hours walk to your destination, but you eventually arrive to a small village surrounded by forest. It seems quite quaint. There are multiple shacks, and all around are boys and girls playing. Some of them see your headbands, and run over. In particular, a girl your age walks up to you, and puts a flower in your ear before dashing away and back to her home. Two younger twin brothers seem to be bothering eye about how tough of a girl she is, and a horde of toddlers jump all over Kichiro, who's cursing and trying to get them off without breaking them.

Your sensei leaves you for a moment, and comes back after having spoken to the village leader. He's disclosed the location of the bandit's camp. The four of your start to make your way through the forest path, and eventually, you approach the camp. You're all high above in the trees, looking down. There are several dozen bandits, and they have two tigers in a cage. There's also someone wearing a headband near the cages, although it appears to be scratched out. Your Sensei turns to your group, and whispers. "It's your move. You engage the bandits, and I'll take out the shinobi."

>A.Have you and Ai retreat to stealth, and start to pick them off.
>B.Start a full on aerial assault. Rain down weapons on them, and have Kichiro use a Fireball.
>C.Make a big show. Leap down into the group and attack in a flashy way, while your sensei strikes the distracted shinobi.
>D.Write-in

>>42297028
>>A.Have you and Ai retreat to stealth, and start to pick them off.
I always enjoy a good stealth run.

>>42297028
>D. Use clones to distract flashily while You pick of the people going for the cages. Kichiro fireballs any who clump up.

>>42297028
>>D.Write-in
Welp let's distract them with a clone, our clone and Kichiro can distract them while we do >A.Have you and Ai retreat to stealth, and start to pick them off.

>>42297028
>A.Have you and Ai retreat to stealth, and start to pick them off.
>"Kishiro should create some kind of distraction. Nothing too flashy, just enough to get them off their focus on the guard for some seconds"

>>42297068
Remember our strength comes from write ins, always think about the options we have before choosing one

>>42297028
>A.Have you and Ai retreat to stealth, and start to pick them off.
We can probably pull them over one or a couple at a time where we need to with our False Sound technique. We pull them in and Ai silences them.

>>42297127
Surely there's a way between clones or false sounds to make a whole bunch of bandits gather up nice and close, ready for a fireball?

>>42297138
Read the above comment, if you want your ideas incorporated please use the write in selection to help out mini.

Oh thank god it is safe here. I just came from the Leaf Ninja quest. It is horrible, they broke out the puns.

>>42297138
What kind of sounds would be best to handle the tigers?
Their masters ordering them to fight each other instead?

>>42297188
...you fool. You will unleash them on us all.

>>42297188
Leaf this place an never some back.

>>42297200
To bad we didn't learn false smell. We could've found a way to quietly let loose the Tigers and make the bandits smell delicious.

You and Ai both look at each other, and nod. You leap down into the brush of the forest surrounding the camp, and the two of you begin systematically picking off the members of the gang. Although neither of you can communicate with each other right now, your natural talents and affinity for the killing art allows you to work in tandem, managing to clear out many of the bandits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYpySN0SwAY

First, Ai transforms into a large, gray wolf. She sprints directly through the middle of the camp and out the end opposite to you, turning around and barking and growling at the men. They all back away from her, and you form several handseals. You affect the minds of the bandits near the edge, and draw them to the edge with the sound of a fallen comrade.

"Help! I've been bit! Arggh!"

Three of them come over to the bushes where you are, and before they even see you, needles prick the leftmost one's throat full of holes. He reaches up to grasp at it, but falls to the side. The others turn to look at him, and you catch the one on the right by throwing a shuriken into his throat, silencing him before he can scream.

You leap from the bushes, and push your kunai into the remaining man's throat, pulling him down to the bushes so that no one will ever notice, while they're looking at the wolf.

Looking up from the bloody foliage, you see Ai, cornered. She barks and transforms back into her normal form as the Ex-Shinobi approached her. he's a man wearing a black mask with the leaf headband marked out, and heavy brown clothes.

Once he sees Ai, his eyes go wide. "Quick! Grab her! It's a Genin, there's a Jounin around, we need a hostage or-!"

>>42297562
>we need a hostage or-!"
Toooo la~te

>>42297562
You look over at the man, hearing his voice be silenced. You see Hanto behind him, a kunai pressed up against his throat, drawing a bead of blood. Your sensei speaks. "Those who abandon the village are seen as scum, the worst kind of traitor. The reward for you..It's dead or alive. You make the call. Tell your men to stand down, and hand over the heirloom, or you will all die today. See that up there?

He tilts his head up with the kunai. "That's a Genin who knows fire style Jutsu. He can wipe out every one of your bandits from his position. Your call."

The Ex-shinobi calls out. "S-Stop! Put your weapons down if you want to live! These kids aren't normal, you don't understand!"

The Bandits all grumble and moan, holding up their weapons. "As if a little girl is going to stop us, boss. Don't worry, we'll take her, and then we'll save you from this joker!"

They turn on Ai, and move in to attack. What do you do?

>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.
>B.Join her in the fray.
>C.Use the False Place Jutsu to make Ai look like a zombie to some of the men, to cause confusion and give time for Kichiro to use his Fireball.
>D.Write-in

>>42297619
>>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.

>>42297619
>>C.Use the False Place Jutsu to make Ai look like a zombie to some of the men, to cause confusion and give time for Kichiro to use his Fireball.

>>42297619
>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.

>>42297619
>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.

>>42297619
>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.

>>42297619
Can we combine sound and sight and make Ai look and sound like a lion?

>>42297619
>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.
>C.Use the False Place Jutsu to make Ai look like a zombie to some of the men, to cause confusion and give time for Kichiro to use his Fireball.

>>42297778
Not yet, we'd need a higher tier jutsu. So far it's one or the other

>>42297619
>A.Use False Sound Jutsu to cause them all to hear a mighty roar.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0T3VwHzk8

>>42297619
>D. Write in

False sound a whisper in the men's ears saying "behind you"

It'll distract them for a second, and that's all we need

>>42297778
nope, you can only have one Genjutsu active at a time

>>42297642
>>42297643
>>42297653
>>42297678
>>42297726

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlrXATIVhNk

You start to form handsigns, and focus your chakra. This will be the most difficult Jutsu attempt that you've ever made, and you're hoping that the training you've had up to this point will let your technique work. All you need to do is distract the group from charging Ai long enough for Kichiro to use his jutsu.

You cast your chakra across the group like a net, and begin to manipulate their minds. The chakra flows along your body as you struggle to complete the jutsu. Beads of sweat form along your forehead as you mold the chakra into the proper shape and flow, and release it at the exact moment to create the desired effect. Although no one but your enemies can hear it, a roar like that of a Tailed Beast echoes across the forest, causing them all to fall on their asses and look around, stunned.

Ai leaps away, onto a tree, and begins running up it. Your sensei leaps away with his hostage, and you slink behind a tree. Kichiro forms several handseals and inhales, casting a large fireball down into the encampment. You're not sure, but it seems as if the fireball is a fair bit bigger than before. It hits the center of the group, scattering the bandits and sending them flying in an explosion of flame. Many of them are burnt and severely injured, while others are simply beaten and bruised from the impact of landing. They moan and crawl around seeking to support themselves enough to run away. You've taken them all out with ease!

Your squad reforms at the base of the tree, your criminal bound. Your sensei smiles. "I had heard that this one was in the area based on some criminal records I snuck. We'll be getting paid both from the Feudal Lord, for returning his heirloom, and from the village, for capturing this dunce."

>A.Who is he?
>B.Alright, let's go home!
>C.Are bandits really common in the country?
>D.Write-in

>>42298087
>>C.Are bandits really common in the country?

>>42298087
>Who is he?

and

>Are bandits really common in the country?

>>42298087
>>B.Alright, let's go home!
>>C.Are bandits really common in the country?
That was kinda easy

>>42298087
>C.Are bandits really common in the country?
We should work our way up the bandit tree as training.

>>42298087
Seconding
>>42298119

>>42298087
>A.Who is he?
and
>C.Are bandits really common in the country?

>>42298087
>>C.Are bandits really common in the country?
Even during peacetime, there's always vultures.

>>42298087
>C. Are bandits really common in the country?

>>42298118
>>42298123
>>42298127
>>42298157
>>42298169
You step over to your sensei. "Are bandits really common in the country? This is the second big group that we've met."

Your sensei nods. "That's right. The areas surrounding the villages don't seem to have much in the way of protection, and people can't always afford the services of the village. The run of the mill mercenary bands do most of that, but sometimes they can be as bad as the bandits themselves. We're very fortunate to live in the village like we do, although that isn't to say it's all poor! The country of the Land of Fire is rich with farmlands and small settlements, not to mention a few cities for tourism and trade. It's the roads and the gangs that are the most dangerous things."

You think about what he has to say, and nod. It was never something you'd really considered, but the Hidden Leaf is one of the safest and most advanced places on Earth. You look at the Ex-Shinobi. "Who's he?"

Your sensei smiles. "This is a criminal who betrayed one of his fellow Shinobi, and killed him at his post in order to steal the Forbidden Scroll. Unfortunately, this Chunin wasn't advanced enough to learn any of the techniques on the scroll, so he got caught before he could do any good. He escaped before his trial."

>A. Do you know any Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll, Sensei?
>B. Well, let's go home then.
>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?
>D. Write-in

>>42298366
>>A. Do you know any Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll, Sensei?
>>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?

>>42298366
>>A. Do you know any Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll, Sensei?

>>42298366
>>B. Well, let's go home then.

>>42298366
>A. Do you know any Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll, Sensei?
>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?
forbidden, niche, medical, genjutsu, I'll take what I can get.

>>42298366
>>B. Well, let's go home then.
>>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?
It's called the forbidden scroll for a reason.

>>42298366
>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?
A head start on water walking would be nice.

>>42298391
>>42298405
>>42298415

All these requests for private training seems unwise - we are supposed to be a team, and we'd be in the shit without that fireball. I think that'll come after Chuunin exams.

>>42298450
This, seems like a bait option to me. He's just gonna say no

>>42298450
It's more to help get a feeling for the Sensei and how he actually trains. At least for me.

>>42298366
>B. Well, let's go home then.
>C. Can you train me privately, Sensei?

"'Cause other than cleverness, I'm really not on equal footing with anyone in our village."

>>42298391
>>42298392
>>42298394
>>42298405
>>42298415
Suddenly, beside you, Ai pops up. She looks excited, as if the topic at hand is something she's been waiting to talk about. In fact, you're pretty sure you've never seen her look so thrilled. "Do you know any jutsu from the Forbidden scroll, sensei? Do you?" She has her fists slightly clenched, and is widely grinning. Hanto rubs the back of his head and giggles. "Well, I know a couple. I'm not a Jounin for nothing, ya' know. I know the Shadow Clone Jutsu, as well as my trump card technique.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzK3m5RLmPM

Kichiro cries out next to you, pointing at what was once the criminal who'd stolen the scroll. Now, in his place, is a human shaped pile of mud. He must have used a replacement jutsu without anyone looking. Your sensei quickly turns his head, and looks at all of you. "Everyone, get to the threes! He's an Earth specialist, he'll be coming from the ground! I'll handle him!"

The three of you leap upwards, just when a hand shoots out of the earth to grab Ai's ankle. The Ex-shinobi lands back on the ground, forming handseals and staring your sensei down. "Hahaha, Hanto Hikawa! Just because you're daddy's little prince doesn't mean I'll give you special treatment on the battlefield, like I'm sure you received in your Jounin exam! Die!"

The Ex-Shinobi shouts the name of his technique. "Earth Flow Spears!"

The ground below rumbles, and spears of earth are launched towards your Sensei. He makes no apparent moves to get out of the way, and you grimace. "Sensei! Watch out!"

>>42298678
>The Ex-Shinobi shouts the name of his technique.

Will we have the chance to do that, but use a completely different technique than the one we yell out?

>>42298745
>"FALSE SOUND JUTSU!"

>>42298780
and then we do nothing

You can hardly see your Sensei move to block the attacks, but the spears of stone are shattered all the same. You think that his arms move in a blazing blue blur, and the rocks are shattered. As his hands return to his sides, you can see that they're encased in the same blue fire that you had seen before. Although it's difficult to see, you think you can see this same fire glowing in your sensei's eyes. Chakra is filling the air, and you're getting the impression that your laid back teacher isn't so happy.

He holds up a finger towards the trees, and you feel the wind in the area begin to move. Your sensei shouts. "Students! The technique you are about to see is dangerous, and one of the Forbidden feats that I mentioned! If you ever learn it, I want to stress that it's use should only occur in a single scenario in your life!"

The wind picks up, and your sensei places his blue hands at his side. The flame on them starts to grow from his wrists up to his shoulders, so that his arms are coated in the glow. He clenches his fists and starts to groan from exertion. "To protect and maintain one's own ninja way!"

He kneels down slightly, and the trees around you start to shake. Leaves are falling from the trees and swirling around the torrent of chakra, and the Ex-Shinobi is completely taken aback. He turns, and starts to run. "W-what is this!? You're a monster!"

>>42298915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzByFuxMbxg

Your sensei stands up straight, the sound of thunder cracks from his position. The trees sway back and forth harshly as a wave of power pushes the storm of leaves away, and the area is clear again. "The First Gate! Gate of Opening, Open!"

Ai leans forward. "There's no way..!"

Your Sensei vanishes, and in a single blink of an eye, he appears in front of the Ex-shinobi. His fist, coated in the flames, is reared back. As he draws the blow, the flames all along his arms gather back into a single point on the fist. He shoots it forward, and the blue flames shoot out in ever direction. They do no harm to the forest, and some of it even lands on your clothes, simply dissipating away moments later. The Ex-Shinobi explodes, his body launching deep into the forest in several pieces, and his headband flies up in the air, only to land in your Sensei's outstretched hand moments later. He growls something you can only just barely here. "That's why I passed."

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>>42298935
>"The First Gate! Gate of Opening, Open!"

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>>42298935

>>42298935
He knows how to open chakras.

I'm down for that. Kichiro probably will too.

>>42298968
Leave it to the taijutsu masters anon, that's too damn dangerous

>>42299000
I want to get really good at Genjutsu, and then not use it like an idiot.

>>42298935
I'm liking this. We have someone who looks like they're fire-natured already, and inclined to beating people up. Perfect for being tutored by our Sensei. We can be the brains behind the operation - support all the way.

>>42299068
Yep, Kichiro just needs to get his head outta his ass bit.

You all land next to your Sensei. Everyone is totally stunned by the display of power. Kichiro's jaw is practically dragging along the ground as he runs up to Hanto. "What the hell was that!?! You annihilated that guy! Don't we need him to get money or something?!"

Your sensei shakes his head, smiling. "Nope. Dead or alive. We have his headband right here, so this should be proof enough. I really doubt they'll want me to bring him back, considering his current state."

Ai looks up at him in awe. "Sensei, I had no idea you were capable of utilizing the Eight Hidden Gates." He turns to her, and waves her off casually. "Eh? Ohhh, it's nothing, hehe. It's not like I can do all of them or anything, just a few.."

She shakes her head. "The Eight Gates are some of the most Potent Jutsu ever created!"

You nod. You've heard about the legendary Taijutsu techniques that give the body an incredible increase of power, in exchange for physical harm. You're rather impressed that your Sensei seems so nonchalant after opening one of the eight gates. Maybe he's mastered it to the point where he can do it in short bursts with no consequence? That sounds like an amazing power. You look over, and Kichiro's eyes are telling you that he's thinking the same thing. The young punk speaks up. "Sensei, you need to teach me that fire jutsu, too!"

Hanto hums quietly. "Mmm, Well, it's not exactly a fire jutsu, but I will show you something like it sometime, Kichiro. I think you're the only one among the three of you that could learn this technique, due to your elemental nature."

>>42299150
>I think you're the only one among the three of you that could learn this technique, due to your elemental nature.

Someone had better pick up that phone, because I fucking called it!

>>42299150
We should ask about getting our elemental nature. And Genjutsu, always need more of that.

Kichiro's fists slam into each other, and he grins toothily. "Alright! Let's turn this mission in, I can't wait to get to training!"

Your sensei smiles. "Don't get too excited. We have another mission tomorrow morning. A special request, by the Hokage. Takeshi, I'm sure you already know all about it. You were told before even I was!"

Ai and Kichiro look in your direction, with surprise. Ai speaks up. "What did the Hokage need us for?"

Your sensei grins. "We're gonna be transporting that murderer back to his home country, the Village Hidden in the Clouds!

You frown at the thought of having to be so close to that murderer for so long, but at the same time, you know you'll be very well supported. After all, he won't think of doing a thing as long as your sensei is around. Not to mention Kayo and her whole team will be there too. You grin. "I can't wait. I bet this mission is going to pay well, too!"

Your sensei nods his head. "That's right. Up to now, all of your missions have been C and D rank, but this is going to be a B-rank mission. Something normally reserved for a squad of Chunin. But two Jounin and Six Genin about add up to that, right, hehe?"

You all make your way home, and you get a generous paycheck of 6,000 Ryo, putting you at about 14,800. You've returned to the leaf village and said your goodbyes to your team. You've got the rest of the afternoon to do what you want. Where will you go?
>A.Go to the town center.
>B.Go to the market.
>C.Go to the training field.
>D.Go to the Academy and study.
>E.Visit the Hokage Monument.
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
>G.Go to the Flower Shop
>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop.

>>42299218
>D.Go to the Academy and study.

Get smaht.

>>42299218
>>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
See if she's done with the book yet.

>>42299245
Seconding, gotta start practicing as soon as we can

>>42299218
>>H.Go to the Special Weapons shop
If we're going to be working around immortals, we need to pick up something to disable rather than damage.

>>42299218
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
"KNOCK KNOCK! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOOK!"

>>42299218
>>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42299241
Be best to read up the Cloud village and appropriate counter measures.

>>42299218
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42299218
>>D.Go to the Academy and study.

>>42299218
>D.Go to the Academy and study.

never did get that book...

>>42299218
>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)

>>42299218
>D.Go to the Academy and study.
Did we study botany and posion making yet?

>>42299218
>B.Go to the market.
I want some paralytic poison/concoction for a less lethal take down option to our staight up poison.

>>42299309
You'd have to go to the Flower Shop for such a thing

>>42299218
>>F.Go to someone's house. (Sarada)
This'll be a pain in the ass but we need that book

>>42299309
That's a good point - if crazy Jashin chap escapes, we don't want to have to slice a leg off to make him stop running. So I'm voting for the Flower Shop.

>>42296405
It's one of the main cancers of the modern world along with SJWs,furries,bronies and the middle east

>>42299355
>If

He's gonna escape.

>>42299361
It took you that long to reply?

>>42299218
>D.Go to the Academy and study.

>>42299379
>implying same poster.

>>42299361
>Probably hates naruto to fit in with other people who hate naruto.
>look guys I'm so much more mature because I don't like thing!

The series doesn't really deserve the amount of hate it gets, sure there is a lot of negatives but most of the hate is simply backlash over its popularity.

Anyway I think we can all agree that it makes a good setting regardless of the quality of the series itself.

>>42299581
The setting is actually very interesting, that's why it's a popular quest setting.

>>42299581
>>42299600
Yep same reason that bleach and onepiece get shit too, and DBZ

>>42299613
The more popular animes are normally well-conceived but VERY poorly executed.

>>42299245
>>42299262
>>42299278
>>42299284
>>42299296
>>42299338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeyNVms7jw
You make your way over to Sarada Uchiha's house, deciding to bother her about the book that you're waiting for. You know that you could really crack down on some studying if she would only let you use that medical text again. You walk up to the front door, with your hands in your pockets.

You reach up to knock, and the door swings wide open before your fist can even tap it. In front of you, is Sarada. She pushes up on her glasses slightly, and frowns at you. "What are you doing here? You can't just stop by anytime you want, you know."

You shrug. "I figured I'd come by and have another go at getting you to let me see the book. Have you finished it, yet?"

Once more, she adjusts her glasses. She looks off to the side. "No..I've been rather busy completing missions and training, on top of the normal chores and stuff that I have to take care of. Between that and trying to actually have a social life, I haven't really had all that much time to get into it."

>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know.
>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!
>C.Oh? The great genius Sarada hasn't completely mastered something? What a shocker.
>D.Write-in

>>42299675
>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know.

>>42299675
>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299675
>>C.Oh? The great genius Sarada hasn't completely mastered something? What a shocker.
She be a bitch she gets the snark.

>>42299675
>>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know.

>>42299675
>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know.

>>42299675
>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

A will just make her think we're flirting again

>>42299675
>>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299675
>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know.

>>42299675
>D.Really? Really?! Unlike you, I'm not instantly good at everything I touch! I HAVE TO ESCORT A POSSIBLE IMMORTAL TOMORROW AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM RUNNING!

>>42299675
>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299675
>A.Well, I've read a bit of it. I can show you what I know
Start drawing crappy sketches that have full detail information on the ground to prove it.

>>42299675
>>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299675
>>D.Write-in
I thought you said you were going to breeze though it since you're oooooh so talented and above normal everyday genin like me?

>>42299675
>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299675
>>B.You should just let me see it, since you don't have the time anyways. You'll have to give it back to the library soon anyways!

>>42299740
I'll second, if anything its more to refresh our memory and at least prove we actually are being serious about studying that book.

>>42299675
>D.Write in.
"Oh, I understand that. It can be pretty busy sometimes, and I bet you would be more busy than most. I have to go on a mission tomorrow anyway, so maybe I can have one more day with it?"

>>42299802
This is something good to mention

>>42299675
Seconding
>>42299802

>>42299802
this

>>42299802
voting for this

>>42299698
>>42299710
>>42299722
>>42299739
>>42299749
>>42299767
>>42299789
You think for a few seconds on what to say. You rest your hands behind your head, and lean on a railing, swinging one of your legs about casually. "Oh, I know what that's like. I'm busy, so I bet you'd be even busier. I have a mission tomorrow morning, but I've got the rest of the night to do what I want. Do you think I could borrow it for one more day to study before I leave?"

She frowns. "I have a mission tomorrow morning as well. But I still have to clean the house, and my mom's going to be home in a couple of hours.."

She looks over her shoulder, and sighs. "Look, tonight seems like the only chance I'll have to study this thing. Listen, I'll let you study with me, if you help me with my chores. You have to be quiet, and leave when my mom comes home. She'd murder you if she found you in her house without her knowing about it. Does that sound like a deal?

>A. Sure. (Go Inside)
>B. Hellllll no. (Go Home.)

>>42299996
>>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

Oh god, this is a trap isn't it...

>>42299996
Posting just for the chance to get quints

>>42299996
>>B. Hellllll no. (Go Home.)
I know a trap when I see one.

>>42299996

>A. Sure. (Go Inside)
Think we're on the same mission?

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

>>42299996
>>B. Hellllll no. (Go Home.)
And if that fails I'm dead. Nope!

>>42299996
>>B. Hellllll no. (Go Home.)

>>42300012
Too slow ;-;

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>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

>>42299996
>>A. Sure. (Go Inside
swiggity swooty, not touchi'n that booty

>>42300022
Oh shit, I bet you're right.

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

>>42300035
Somewhere, some man was just blessed and his word became law.

>>42299996
>B

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

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>>42300012
>>42300035
let me show you how its done

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)

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>>42300080

>>42300056
Nah, Sarada, Boruto, and Oochrimaru's kid are all on the same team I believe. Doggy girl is on another team.

>>42299996
>A. Sure. (Go Inside)
Hopefully, we can at least get on a workable level with her.

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>42300094

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>42300139
Psst, that is nothing watch this.

The number I rolled is a 1.

>>42300160
holy shit did this anon just call his roll
the chances of that are 1 in 1
mini can we get a bonus for this?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42300192
I don't know.

You step inside of Sarada's house. It's extremely neat and tidy, completely unlike you and your bro's apartment. It's obvious that two women live here, judging by the color scheme, furniture, and the girly scents. You start to head into what seems to be the kitchen, and Sarada grabs your wrist and pulls you to the stairs, letting go once you're on her path. "Not that way. We're cleaning the bathroom upstairs, and doing prep for dinner after. We've just got to set the chicken out to thaw, and cut the tomatoes, and..."

Sarada rattles off the list of chores that the two of you begin to work on, and of course you end up doing the dirtier jobs. You agreed to this, though, and you clean the bathroom and help set up for dinner fairly quickly. What would have taken Sarada an hour or so to do on her own has taken only about fifteen minutes with your help, and the two of you have about an hour and a half of study time to work with. She leads you up to her room and opens the door, and you look around. On the wall is a tapestry with the Uchiha Clan symbol, something that's a bit of a mystery to you. The Uchiha were wiped out before you were born, and Sarada is the only person in the village you know of that has the Sharingan.

You look back at her, and she's placed her textbook on the bed, and grabbed several notebooks. She's sat down and opened the book, and starting to take numerous notes. She looks up at you with a frown, adjusting her glasses. "Well? Let's do it."

>A. Start studying.
>B. Haha, you said..
>C. You should let me lead in the studying, since I've already read a bit of it.
>D. Write-in

Rolled 43 (1d100)

Rolling to see how screwed we are if Sakura catches us

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

>>42300221
>>A. Start studying.
>>42300227
very

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>42300221
>B

rolling to avoid the maiming that will occur if she takes the joke badly

>>42300221
>>A. Start studying.
We need to study hard and then get the hell out.

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

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>>42300160
>>42300192
I bet you faggots cant even roll singles

>>42300221
>>B. Haha, you said..
Time to be a little kid.

>>42300221

>A. Start studying

>>42300275
Holy shit, teach me your ways wise Anon.

>>42300221
>>A. Start studying.

I just want to get out of here and away from her as soon as possible.

>>42300301
Why is that, anon? Your self preservation instinct or something?

>>42300221
>A. Start studying.

>>42300313
They've been screaming at me to gtfo the minute she said to come in the house

>>42300275
>>42300299

True to his word, he couldn't roll singles.

>>42300301
Agreed

>>42300313
No, ever considered that she isn't exactly the most fun person to be around? Kind of a bitch to be honest. Must run in the family.

>>42300313
Did we make sure to leave traps for an escape route?

>>42300344
Considering who her dad is I'm surprised she isn't more broody

>>42300355
She has her father's eyes, and her mother's personality.

>>42300313
Lets be the reason she gets the Mangekyō Sharingan

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>>42300354
Yes Mini, you should know our character enough by now that where ever he goes there are at least 10 traps set around him in case of attack.

>>42300344
In a way, I pity the girl when I remember who her parents are.

Being stuck with Sakura all of your life up to this point sounds awful.

>>42300313
Girls with glasses are gross

>>42300393
Those are fighting words anon.

>>42300382
I pity the fact that she has the two most maladjusted parents ever. I mean, I'm sorry for her, but she's still kind of a bitch.

>>42300382
Well when your dad is the equivalent of Goku in terms of the amount of time you actually get to spend with him I can see why.

>>42300243
>>42300246
>>42300250
>>42300254
>>42300264
>>42300265
>>42300270
>>42300279
>>42300301
>>42300315
You take a seat next to Sarada, and look into the book. You recognize much of the basic information, and the two of you begin to work together in order to get a greater understanding of it's contents. Apparently Sarada has already advanced her chakra control high enough to begin attempting the jutsu inside the book, but you'll need to practice at it a bit more before you're capable of that.

Either way, you study fervently. You learn a bit about the body's pressure points, and you feel that with some more studying you'll be able to grow even more accurate with your Senbon. For now, you simply brush up, and learn about a few of the jutsu that this book can teach you. Apparently it involves learning both the standard healing technique, as well as the Chakra Scalpel Jutsu, and a poison extraction technique. All of these sound incredibly useful.

After about two hours, Sarada seems to have grasped the basic concept of the healing jutsu. She pulls out a kunai, and grabs your arm. "Here. Do you mind if I practice a bit on you?"

>A.Sure, go ahead.
>B.No way, you're crazy!
>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?
>D.Write-in

>>42300413
OH MY GOD! She has a bitchy mother who has her study too much, and her dad is never there...

She's basically a less likable Gohan

>>42300422
>>B.No way, you're crazy!
Seriously!??! The hell is wrong with you!?

>>42300422
>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.
>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?

>>42300422
>>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.

>>42300422
>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?

Just a thought; could we infuse senbon with an 'anti-healing' that aggravates already existing wounds?

>>42300422
>D
"Please be gentle, it's my first time."

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.

But if you don't heal me, your mom has to make me dinner. After healing me.

>>42300422
>>42300460
Seconding.

>>42300455
You mean like a gangrenous needle?

>>42300422
>>C.Isn't your mom coming home soon?

>>42300422
>>A.Sure, go ahead.

>>42300474
>gangrenous needle
Oh, is it already a thing in Naruto? I'm not all that familiar with the various techniques since I haven't watched it in years.

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.
I'm sure it's just going to be a small cut on the skin...probably.

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.
And memorize everything she does to further get a grasp on the stuff we learned today.

>>42300497
No, I don't even watch it. I just like coming up with cool names. And it is kind of like a real thing.

>>42300422
>A.Sure, go ahead.

But with the caveat that she owes us big time if she screws this up.

>>42300422
>>A.Sure, go ahead.

Cut yourself though

>>42300422
>>B.No way, you're crazy!
There's a reason Tsunade had Sakura practice on fish first. You screw up healing, and its really easy to screw up, you can do a lot of damage. Who would be stupid enough to volunteer as a test dummy without anyone even practising first?

>>42300586
Just like daddy.

>>42300590
Us.

>>42300449
>>42300451
>>42300463
>>42300493
>>42300503
>>42300514
>>42300557
>>42300586
You know she's going to fuck us up horribly right? A game breaking injury before a mission can get us killed.

>>42300446
>>42300449
>>42300450
>>42300451
>>42300455
>>42300463
>>42300487
>>42300493
>>42300503
>>42300514
You chuckle at her request. "Sure, just be gentle. It's my first time."

You look at her, and she has a blank, unamused face at your joke. She stabs the tip of the kunai into your forearm, and drags it backwards, cutting into you and causing blood to start to spill. It's rather painful, and you tense up your arm involuntarily and gasp a bit. She quickly places her chakra coated hand over the cut, and before your eyes the bleeding slows to a halt and the flesh sews itself back together. The process takes about five minutes to complete, so it's not as effective as your average medical nin, but she has the concept down.

When you look back up at her, her cheeks are pink. She holds the kunai up and celebrates, smiling. "Yes! I did it! Haha!"

Little flecks of your blood hit the wall nearby, and end up on her blanket. You chuckle. "I'm glad I could help. I told you I understood this book well enough."

She relaxes a bit, and nods. "Yeah. I should have given you more credit, although you don't really have the talent to back up those brains. Still, this was a big help. Especially with the chores, so thanks."

You hear a door slam downstairs. "Uh, isn't your mom coming home soon..?"

"SARADAAA!!!"

Her mother's voice roars down below. She looks at you in a panic. "Get out of here!"

>A.Jump out the window.
>B.Transform into a fly and try and sneak out.
>C.Suggest to hide until Sakura goes to sleep.
>D.Write-in

>>42300422
>B.No way, you're crazy!

>>42300630
>A.Jump out the window.

>>42300630
>>A.Jump out the window.

>>42300630
>>B.Transform into a fly and try and sneak out.
Fucking crazy bint!

>>42300630
>B.Transform into a fly and try and sneak out.

>>42300630
>>D. Transform into a fly and fly out the window.

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>>42300630
>>A.Jump out the window.
time to PANIC!!

>>42300630
>A.Jump out the window.

>>42300630
>>A.Jump out the window.
Why did we think this was a good idea.

>>42300630
>>B.Transform into a fly and try and sneak out.

>>42300630
>D.False Place away the blood.
Then
>A.Jump out the window.

Almost got us Mini.

>>42300630
>A.Jump out the window.

>>42300630
We go with Sarada.
Cower with the book over our face and politely ask if we can study the book again after our missions get done.

Guys. Sakura has obviously been told by Naruto that he assigned his daughter on a dangerous mission. As well as the teams.

I hope...

>>42300718
She's not on the same mission as us

....OH SHIT! Guys we're boned. Little flecks of blood hit the wall and got onto her blanket remember? Do you think Sakura is going to miss that shit! Now what could have happened that would cause for their to be blood on her daughters blanket? That is on her bed?

>>42300630
>D.Write-in
Do something about the blood, false place it and then
>B.Transform into a fly and try and sneak out.

>>42300758
Sup, gotta solution for ya.
>>42300702

>>42300770
False Place would only stay in effect if you were to remain in the area.

>>42300782
Flip the blanket?

>>42300782
So just use it and then turn into a fly and hide under the bed till Sakura leaves

>>42300782
Supporting this>>42300801

>>42300795
There's also blood on the wall. Just a few little flecks.

>>42300801
Going with this then, really doubt she can spot a fly underneath a bed if we hide in the dark areas.

Since people seem to have re-examined the situation a bit I'll reopen voting for another 5 minutes if anyone wants to change their answer.

>>42300839

>>42300809
This then

>>42300634
>>42300650
>>42300655
One of these are mine and I am changing to this.
>>42300758

>>42300839
This
>>42300801

>>42299644
Exactly. A well executed story leaves you satisfied after, where as a promising premise that fails to deliver results in thousands of people trying to take it and "do it right"

>>42300839
Therefore
>>42300801
This.

>>42300839

I have no strong preference. Both could be a lot of fun.

Have you guys ever had your heart beat so hard that you could actually see your eyesight waver everything it pumped... becuase that is what is happening to me right now.

Can we leave to play shogi with Shikidai?

>>42301026
Plenty of times, gives a bad headache afterwards if you paid to much attention to it.

You quickly turn to Sarada, and whisper. "I'll hide!"

You swear you can see her skin actually crawl as she considers the possibility of getting caught, and rapidly shakes her head back and forth. Her glasses almost fall off. "What!? No! You have to leave! Why on earth would you stay??"

You point down to the blood flecks on the wall and blanket. "Evidence. I'll cast a Genjutsu on your mom to make them invisible, and hide in here until she goes to bed. Okay?"

Sarada's cheeks turn red, and she looks absolutely flabbergasted for a few moments. Stomping can be heard nearby as Sakura approaches. "Sarada dear? Come downstairs and help me with these groceries! I'm gonna get started on dinner!"

Sakura knocks at the door. You dive under the bed, just barely able to peek out. Sakura enters the room, and you can see her feet. She makes a stance like she's placed her hands on her hips, and confronts Sarada. "What on earth are you doing in here, honey? It smells..like sweat."

Sarada stands up. You form some handseals and cast the False Place technique on Sakura, making the blood invisible. Sarada tells her mother about how she practiced and learned a new jutsu all by herself, and you roll your eyes. Of course she'd take the opportunity for the credit. After a while, Sarada leaves with Sakura, and comes back upstairs. She kneels down and pulls up the sheet to look you directly in the eyes. "If you touch anything in my room, if you do not do exactly as I say, I will snap your spine like a twig! Got it!?"

You silently nod.

>>42301068
Sarada sighs. "Okay, I'm going to go eat. You chill out up here, and when I come back, I'll be starting to get ready for bed. You'll stay until my mom comes up to tell me goodnight and goes to sleep herself, then you can leave and I can clean the blood. Get it? Got it? Good."

You do just as instructed, and although it's rather boring, to do nothing but wait, this whole venture has been pretty exciting for you. You've never been much of a troublemaker, so as far as you're concerned, this is living on the edge. Once Sakura comes in to tell Sarada good night, the young girl tells you to come out. You crawl out from under the bed and stretch, looking at Sarada, who's wearing vertically striped pajamas. She points at the window. "Out. I don't want to see you again for a long while after this fiasco. I'll contact you if I want to study. Bye."

You transform into a owl, and fly out into the night and on the way home.

----

That's all for tonight folks. I'll be around to answer questions.

>>42301080
why is sarada so tsun?

>>42301068
>>42301080
What a bitch.

>>42301080
Ahahaha, worth it

>>42301080
>this is living on the edge
But are we pushing it to the limit?

I know we're not thinking in the long. term.

>>42301080
So what is Sarada thinking now? How close are we to learning healing jutsu? We going to catch any crap from bro or not get enough sleep for tomorrow?

>>42301080
Did that actually just work?

>>42301105
To be fair to her this could have blown up so badly if her mom had even paid a modicum more attention.

>>42301153
Even grown up Sakura continues to be Sakura.

>>42301080
Thanks for running boss, see you next time for PLOT

>>42301094
Some people are just born tsun, anon

>>42301111
nice get

>>42301125
>takeshi can't even teleport

pleb

>>42301130
She's kind of shaken up about it but also really happy to have learned a new jutsu. She's thinking that you're really irresponsible, even though she blames herself for leaving the blood in the first place.

Basically she's frustrated her ass almost got caught because she did something stupid but she's still happy she did it. Women.jpg

>>42301146
yep

>>42301153
your bases were covered, any other sequence of options ended in getting caught

>>42301162
Well Sakura is a mother and they can be terrifying when you make them mad. In this situation I completely understand Sarada.

So we just need chakra control to begin learning

>>42301174
>your bases were covered, any other sequence of options ended in getting caught
Now I'm glad I noticed the blood, like I said, you almost got us Mini.

>>42301174
There's just no pleasing her is there, what a tsun. So how close are we to learning medical jutsu now?

>>42301174
How dead would we have been and how huge would the misunderstanding would have been from Sakura noticing the blood.

>>42301174
You snuck in the owl transformation as well. Confirmed Takeshi's favorite animal?

Guys, we should make a summoning contract with Owls.

How are we irresponsible

>>42301209
You've got to improve your chakra control. You can do this by practicing your tree walking jutsu, attempting to learn the water walking technique, learning genjutsu or ninjutsu (Although ninjutsu has less of a benefit) and once you learn at least some medical jutsu, medical jutsu in general will help you improve your chakra control.

>>42301210
If Sakura would have just noticed the blood with you long gone, one of two things would have happened.

>A. Sarada would have gotten in MASSIVE trouble for testing the healing jutsu on herself, if she would have chosen that lie
>B. Sarada would have gotten in trouble of an exponential proportion if anything about a boy was mentioned
>C. Get in colossal trouble for lying and saying she had no idea where it came from.

She wouldn't have sold you out though, since the blood was her fault.

>>42301235
yeh that's what everyone seems to be down for

>>42301273
everything you just did

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>>42301253
I'm down for that. We DO really like books.

>>42301253
What about Owl sage techniques?

>>42301273
We aren't, really Sarada is just a bitch.

>>42301288
Bro going to give us hell for being out so late?

>>42301288
Why is Sakura such a hardcore bitch?

>>42301289
Do want Wan-Shi-Tong to summon

>>42301235
inb4 we wind up with an owl motif and lose an eye in a fight

>>42301326
nah

>>42301319
Maybe one day anon

>>42301330
blame her husband

>>42301319
Not every animal gives Senjutsu techniques.

>>42301289
But how do we feel about coffee?

>>42301338
But Anon, eyes are legos in Naruto.

>>42301330
Sauce is a manchild with no sense of romance and he's been out of village a long time. She's got blue balls like you would not believe.

>>42301332
Same.

>>42301353
Would summoning a wise owl with a library let us learn jutsu from him once he trusted us?


>>42301338
We could heal it.

>>42301288
Swiggity swooty, are we going to get that booty?

>>42301366
We could get one of Mari's eyes implanted, or perhaps Boruto's sister?

Having Byakugan would be sweet.

>>42301338
>>42301358
We're not old enough, wise enough, or classy enough to be Yoshimura, anons.

>>42301382
Mari>Koya>Ai>Sarada

>>42301379
Anon. How is a library going to matter to an owl? They don't have fingers lol

>>42301382
social link achieved for this thread, pretty much the best possible outcome so good job

>>42301401
We persona now?

>>42301399
Switch Ai and Sarada, and I'd agree.

>>42301401
Frogs aren't supposed to either, didn't stop them.

>>42301419
Each their own.

>>42301399
You forgot Shikadai. Platonic shogi buddy>any waifu

>>42301446
Goes without saying, which is why I didn't.

So are we eventually gonna be Ai's own personal Yenta, should the opportunity present itself?

>>42301550
Yenta?

>>42301550
Yenta?

>>42301560
Fiddler reference.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ShvQ2fhKM

>>42301560
So whats everyone that we encountered opinion on us?

>>42301593
Oh HAH, would not work out

>>42301603
Well, got anyone particular in mind? Most people's opinions haven't changed from the last time I did this

>>42301634
I just wanna know how we'd go about making a contract with some summoning animals

Crap
I am late
Say Mini, what was the trap option that will get us caught?

>>42301634
I think Ai became more responsive to us

>>42301648
I generally don't include trap options. Any option beside what you guys picked would have gotten you in varying degrees of trouble.

Ai is getting a little more used to you and the team now.

>>42301646
The time for that will come, anon. It'll happen when it does.

>>42301634
I take it her issues run pretty deep, then?
Or is she just neurologically atypical (to use the fancy shrink speak for it)?

>>42301665
What were you going for with the smoking deal? Just curious if you were trying to gauge the players reactions to that.

>>42301665
Thanks mini
I wonder if Tenten knew we punch her daughter?
And hows temari's reaction with shicadai's duel?

>>42301721
She's got some issues but she was atypical in the first place, so to speak.

>>42301722
Nothing, really. Kichiro smokes and I wanted to include the option to either ignore, condone, or vilify that fact.

>>42301723
Tenten doesn't know you punched her daughter.

Temari was shocked to see how excited Shikadai was about the match that you'd had, she's happy you guys had fun

>>42301744
I think I get what you meant when you said each character had a gimmick.

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>>42301665
>No trap options

Will our chakra nature be random, or have you already chosen?

>>42301744
Temari, happy? wow

I kinda figured our bro smoked since this is based of Japan and a lot of people smoke there.
>>42301755
Kichiro is very suited to learning sensei's boxing technique, and Ai can transform basically at will.

>>42301744
Awwww
Thanks Mini.
I am sure we gon be the bestest friend

oh btw, What happen to Isuma's daughter? I never watch boruto

>>42301790
Kichiro is the pyro, man. That's why he was smoking.

>>42301773
I prefer to go to bed knowing that every individual failure and consequences is entirely a result of repeated failure and incompetence on the anon's parts, of course, if it ever comes to that. Which at this rate I don't think it well, everyone's doing a good job.

>>42301777
I've already chosen.

>>42301790
Your older brother doesn't smoke.

>>42301793
>>42301793
I assume you mean Asuma. And she's around, but she's a good bit older than you obviously.

>>42301790
Ai's gimmick actually hasn't been revealed yet. Right now she's just a very competent Genin with even greater mastery of the basic jutsu than you. That's why she can transform so easily.

>>42301744
So what's the status on Kiba and Tamaki?
Are they officially a thing and Kiba just hasn't popped the question yet, or are they failing horribly at keeping it a secret and the rest of the village humors them, or what?

>>42301870
They're married with a 12 year old daughter and a whole bunch of dogs and cats.