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The two contestants head into the ring, Ino looking more nervous by the second and Gaara just looking bored.

You're concerned. You saw firsthand exactly what Gaara is capable of. You don't know exactly what it is Ino can do, but you doubt it can stand up to Gaara's sand.

>A.Move next to (specify)

>B.Stay next to Tenten's team

and

>A.Say something

>B.Stay silent

>>42293344
>B.Stay next to Tenten's team
>A.Say something
Tell Ino that she has to forfeit, shout if we have to.

>>42293344
>>A.Move next to (specify)
Ino's team
>A.Say something
Is aw what Ino can do, she might want to forfeit, like now. That guy likes killing people.

>>42293344
>B.Stay next to Tenten's team
>A.Say something (to Tenten)
Gaara doesn't mess around, I hope Ino's got some good training. Cheer for Ino!

>>42293370
Jounins are around, she won't be killed.

>>42293344
>>B.Stay next to Tenten's team
>>A.Say something

"Ino is not gonna come outta this okay"

>>42293344
>A.Say something

I hope that the coughing dude will stop him if he goes too far.

>>42293344
>B.Stay next to Tenten's team

and

>A.Say something

DIS. GON. BE. GUD.

Tell Ino to do well.

>>42293344
>B.Stay next to Tenten's team
and
>B.Stay silent

>>42293392
Do we really wanna take that chance? And even if they won't let her be killed, they seem to be fine with students being actually crippled.

>>42293399
Coughing dude was killed by Garaa in cannon if I remember correctly, he can't do shit.

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aww yeah i got here early

>>42293344
>A.Move next to
Ino's teacher
>A.Say something
Tell them what he's like and to be watchful

Also as someone looking into making a naruto quest i gotta say its a ridiculously thin line between being a naruto character and a full blown mary sue

>>42293424
Sort of irellivent, we don't know that and he's the one in charge.

>>42293440
Why you say that?

>>42293424
Fuck, I was wrong, Baki killed him, not Garaa.

>>42293344
>A.Move next to (specify)
Ino's team, maybe?

>>42293440
A thing a lot of people forget is that being a mary sue is very dependent on the context. If you were on par with a Naruto character in like, Twin Peaks, or something, you'd be a ridiculous Mary Sue. Just make sure the main character is on par with the people he should be on par with. Don't worry so much about making them not a mary sue.

>>42293458
Well in the 2 ongoing quests the mc isnt really started of with a niche and as such the progressions gonna be more comfortable, but starting off with someone with a bloodline limit or a family style that will stay relevent in Kaguya level feels a bit mary sue which ironically is what most of the cast are but i want it to feel good to play, but i guess its all about how i pace it and introduce it like >>42293489 says

Just realized not un-fucking gaara has major implications for the ability of the five nations to cooperate later.

>>42293567
Thats true but the problem is that right now, we're still okay in the power balance, but later with everyone using their bloodlines and clan training and shit we'll be really underleveled

like it or not, we need something to even it out and there's only so much that explosive tags can do

>>42293579
Gaara likely won't become a Sandkage or whatever they call it if he doesn't become unfucked up, and if I recall all the other higher Sand people are real hardliners so you are probably right.

>>42293621
We learn better jutsus, that is how we improve.

>>42293579
Yep, gaara'll prrobably end up dead so kankuro would become kazekage which could be cool, if he gets killed before the akatski do their biiju stealing thing i think shikaku will be reborn somewhere in the world or something ?

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>>42293370
>>42293392
>>42293394
>>42293402
>>42293407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzdV5G6MJE

You call out to Ino in the arena. "Ino, you need to forfeit, this guy doesn't mess around!"

Ino ignores you, and seems to think you're just trying to psyche her out. Next to you, Tenten gets curious. "What do you mean, Kon?"

You explain what happened in the forest. "Well, I don't know if we can just get her to quit straight away." Tenten responds. "But we should make sure all the Jonin are ready to stop the match at least."

As soon as the match starts, Ino throws some shuriken. Gaara's sand blocks them, but Gaara himself doesn't move. Seeing her chance, Ino strafes to the left and prepares a hand sign.

"Mind Transfer Jutsu!" Gaara raises what would have been an eyebrow as Ino uses her jutsu.

Once it hits, Ino's body slumps to the ground, while Gaara's hands begin to raise.

>A.Say something

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42293567
>a bit mary sue which ironically is what most of the cast are
Mary Sue is like the passing lane on the freeway, anon.
When everyone is, then nobody is.

>>42293660
>>B.Stay silent

>>42293660
>>A.Say something
wtf?

>>42293660
>C. Ask what the hell just happened.

>>42293660
>B. Stay silent

>>42293624
>Sandkage
Kazekage. Literally "wind shadow".
>>42293660
>A.Say something
Huh. I can't believe that actually worked."

>>42293660
>A.Say something

.....What just happened?

DISGONBEGUD DISGONBEGUD DISGONBEGUD

>>42293703
Changing to >>42293730

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>>42293688
>>42293693
>>42293705
>>42293730

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipV1vJB-XOA&index=35&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"What just happened?" you wonder out loud.

From a ways over, Shikamaru answers you. "It's her Mind Tranfer Jutsu. Once it hits, Ino has complete control over the victim's body. It's easy to dodge, but by standing still, this guy sealed his own fate. Now Ino just has to have him forfeit."

You look down and wonder if it could really be that easy. What you see confirms your suspicions that it cannot.

Something strange is happening to Gaara. His arms grasp his temples and he begins to wheeze.

"Gaaaahhh!" Gaara suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream, and begins to shake violently. His skin looks like it begins to crack, and the sand around him whips into a violent frenzy.

The sand begins to surround Gaara's body as he gives an unsettling smile.

From the other balcony, you can see Gaara's siblings in a panic.

>A.Tell them to stop the match right now

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42293835
>>A.Tell them to stop the match right now
Does he have seizures or something?

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>>42293835
>>A.Tell them to stop the match right now
welp, shits fucked

>>42293835
>B.Stay silent

>>42293835
>B.Stay silent

>>42293835
>B. The Hokage's here. He'll handle this shit if it becomes an issue.

>>42293835
>>B.Stay silent

GONBEGUD GONBEGUD GONBEGUD

>>42293835
>A.Tell them to stop the match right now

>>42293905
I fucked that up
>C."Is that supposed to happen?"

>>42293835
>B.Stay silent
Uh oh
Sleeping Gaara is bad news for us
And being in Gaaras heads gotta be really bad for Ino

>>42293835
>>A.Tell them to stop the match right now

>>42293835
>B. Stay silent

There's no reason to say that. They won't stop the fight because we say so.

>>42293835
>>42293865
that anon here, changing vote to >>42294033

>>42293944
This

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>>42293835
OH GOD I JUST GOT HERE AND INO OH GOD INO

INO FLEE ABSCOND WITHDRAW WITHDRAAWWW

>C."Is that supposed to happen?"

>>42293835
>>42293984
>>42293944
Changing my vote to,
C. Is this suppose to happen?

>>42293870
>>42293878
>>42293881
>>42293889

You watch as the sand continues to blob up around Gaara's body. You notice his arms struggling to form a hand sign. He manages to form it just before his arm is enveloped by sand covered in strange, purple veins.

"Ino's released the jutsu!" you hear from Shikamaru.

Ino's formerly motionless body shoots up, and she begins scurrying for the farthest location from Gaara that she can find.

"I give up, please get me out of here!" she pleads, her voice wracked with terror. "There's a monster in there, he's a monster!"

The sand approaches Ino and begins to envelop her, before her instructor Asuma steps in and knocks it away.

"It's over." Asuma says. "You've terrified her enough."

The sand around Gaara continues to pulse and writhe, before eventually calming down and falling off. When his face is revealed, Gaara looks calm again.

Even from across the room, you can hear Kankuro's sigh of relief.

"The winner of the second match is Gaara." Hayate announces.

Gaara returns to his spot on the other balcony as Asuma carries a shaking Ino to the infirmary.

"I don't know exactly what she saw, but I sure hope she'll be okay." you hear Shikamaru comment.

"Alright, now we'll randomize the next match." Hayate announces.

>roll 1d8

First two non-repeats

>>42293835
>>B.Stay silent
...well, she had a good life.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>42294175

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>42294175

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>42294175
C'mon, give us a turn, Dice Gods.

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>42294175

>>42294175
Let's go.

>>42294175
>>42294194
>>42294196
welp

>>42294194
>>42294196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93rTlJgrc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=23

The results appear on the screen.

"The third match will be Shino Aburame versus Sai." Hayate calls the two competitors down.

Next to you, Shino begins to head for the arena.

>A.Say something

>B.Stay silent

and

>A.Stay near Tenten's team

>B.Go stand somewhere else

>>42294198
>>42294204

If we have to fight shikamaru i would be disappoint.

Because that shit would take forever.

>>42294249
>A.Say something
Good luck
>B.Go stand somewhere else
Our team

>>42294249
>A.Say something

Ask Ten-Ten about Shino's fighting style.

>A.Stay near Tenten's team

DISGONBEGUD 2 Electric boogaloo.

>>42294249
>A.Say something
Good luck guys

>B.Go stand somewhere else
Lets go back and chill with our team

Also Lee not fighting Gaara is pretty based, now he's gonna be in the exam longer which is gonna be fun and hopefully he and neji duke it out
>Our characters so outclassed it hurts guys

>>42294249
>>A.Say something
"Good luck."
>>A.Stay near Tenten's team

>>42294249
>>A.Say something
I'm gonna have to fight a monster huh?
>>A.Stay near Tenten's team

>>42294279
Changing my vote to going near our team after asking Ten-Ten about Shino as per

>>42294270

>>42294249
>A.Say something
good luck
>B.Go stand somewhere else
lets go to back to our team, some info with sharigan would be nice

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>>42294175
>"There's a monster in there, he's a monster!"

That hurts so bad. It's not his fault Ino.

>>42294249
Backing >>42294270

>>42294328
he is kind of a monster to be honest, ginger and all that

>>42294249
>B. Stay silent.

>Go stand somewhere else.
Let's head back to our team.

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>>42294351
You shut your whore mouth! The only ginger in this series is Juugou or what ever his name is, and also Ino and Sai's strange albino daughterson. Everyone else is an actual red head which doesn't count as ginger.

>>42294402
I'll use my whore mouth to call him ginger whenever i want mate!

Also that's a good point, dafuk is the deal with Ino and Sai's kid? Why is that thing a ginger?

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>>42294351
>>42294351
>Ginger bashing
>In 2015

This has to be bait. Ok i guess you win at being a troll anon, my Jimmies are rustled.

>>42294446
Sometimes albinos get weird orange looking hair due to the lack of pigments. Child is certainly pale enough. Still got nothing on Shikadai. The boy is so girly looking he could be the second coming of Haku.

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>>42294473
thank you for noticing

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>>42294270
>>42294287
>>42294304
>>42294322

"Good luck." you tell Shino as he passes. You head back over to your team to find them still reeling from the last fight.

"What a stroke of bad luck for Ino." Kiba says. "She almost died."

"What could she have seen in Gaara's mind?" Sasuke wonders out loud.

Meanwhile, the match has started. Shino has bugs crawling out of him, while Sai has pulled out a scroll and brush.

"Go Sai!" you hear Lee and his Sensei, Guy, shouting. "Show him the power of youth!"

Sai draws on his scroll and a tiger made from ink comes out of it. The tiger leaps to attack Shino and is met with a wall of bugs that slowly eat away at it.

Sai goes to draw on his scroll again, and conjures snakes this time, and binds Shino's limbs. Sai then rushes in to close range and starts pummeling Shino with a flurry of punches and kicks, while the bugs are still eating away at the ink snakes, trying to get Shino free.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42294503
>C. So...who else is happy they won't have to fight Gaara?

>>42294503
>>A.Comment
Hey sasuke what can you see with your sharingan?

>>42294503
>>A.Comment
200 ryo says that shino wins

>>42294503
>A.Comment
Jeez, everybody's really strong. I think I might be a bit outclassed in this exam.

>>42294503
>>42294533
That'll do.

>>42294503
>A. Comment
I feel like Shino's not in as much trouble as it looks.

>>42294503
>>42294533
This

>>42294503
>This feels like it could take a while.

If it weren't for the fact that Laze is based enough to not spend a whole episode on a single match, I'd say that a Sai vs Shino match like this would take for fucking ever.

>>42294654
I agree anon. Shino in general likes a slower pace. Letting his bugs eat ya chakra.

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>>42294533
>>42294550
>>42294566

"I feel like Shino's not in as much trouble as he looks." you say. "200 ryo says he pulls out a win."

"What?" replies Kiba. "You're blind, Sai's got him on the ropes!"

"No." states Sasuke. "Kon's right. Shino has already made his move."

Back at the match, Shino has just broken free of Sai's binds and jumps away. Sai goes to draw something else, but only then notices what Shino has done.

Sai's scroll has been eaten away by bugs. There are currently bugs all over Sai.

Shino looks pretty beaten up, but you see him smirk.

"You could have had me if you stayed back and kept attacking with your ink creatures, wearing me down." he explains. "But as soon as you came into melee range, it was over. Now those bugs will eat up all your chakra."

Sai attempts to shake free of the bugs, but to no avail. In less than a minute, he's drained dry of chakra and collapses.

"The winner of the third match is Shino!" Hayate announces.

As Sai and Shino leave the arena, the next match is decided.

"The fourth match will be Shikamaru Nara versus Misumi Tsurugi." Hayate calls the two competitors down.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

and

>A.Stay with your team

>B.Move somewhere else

>>42294749
>A.Comment
"Pay up Kiba."
>A.Stay with your team

>>42294749
>>A.Comment
Go shikimaru!
>>A.Stay with your team

>>42294769
>>42294749
I second this.

>>42294769
>>42294781
>>42294792
I third these.

>>42294749
>>A.Comment
"Shikamaru wins. Double or nothing."
>>A.Stay with your team

Question: in canon does Kakashi intervene with the curse mark because it's his genin(sauceboss) or because he is the only one present who knows how to deal with it? Could be interesting whenever Hinata manifests.

>>42294749
>>42294769
Going with this

>>42294749
>A. Pay up, Kiba.
>A.

>>42294749
This >>42294825

>>42294769
>>42294781
>>42294792
>>42294824
>>42294825
>>42294847
>>42294871
>>42294899

"Pay up, Kiba." you state.

Kiba grumbles as he pulls 200 ryo from his bag and gives it to you.

"How about we go double or nothing?" you ask. "I got Shikamaru backed."

"I don't think Kiba's stupid enough to take up that offer." Sasuke interjects. "We don't even know this other guy, anyway."

The two in question have arrived in the arena.

"Aw, man." Shikamaru whines. "Now I've gotta fight. And Asuma Sensei isn't even back yet. What a drag."

The two contestants face each other in the arena. Misumi calls out to his opponent.

"I've got some advice for you, kid." he states. "Once I go into my jutsu, give up. If you do, I promise to make it quick and painless."

Shikamaru quickly dismisses him. "Whatever."

"Let the fourth match begin!" Hayate calls.

Shikamaru immediately jumps back into the shadow of the balcony, Misumi pursuing. As Shikamaru makes some hand signs, Misumi does something strange. His limbs extend and coil around Shikamaru.

"I've got you now." Misumi boasts. "I could break your neck right now."

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42294995
>>A.Comment
"except he didnt"

>>42294995
>>A.Comment
"Idiot."

>>42294995
>A. Comment
"Someone's pretty cocky."

>>42294995
>D. "Is it just me or are the flashier, more aggressive people the ones losing?"

>>42295135
"Oh no...what does that mean for me and by explosions!"

>>42294995
>A.Comment
"Why does everyone have all these super-special techniques? I feel a bit underprepared, all I have is enough tags to level the building."

>>42295151
Clearly it means we should play defensively.
>>42295160
>inb4 Sasuke suggests we just level the building.

>>42295151
just means i need to work on stealth explosions, maybe i shall call them implosions

>>42295135
>>42295151
but gaara won

>>42295186
we killer queen now

>>42295186
Implosion seals are a thing, Danzo has them tattooed on his body to dispose of his corpse and take out his killer. So making implosive tags are a possibility, just something that would require really good knowledge of fuinjutsu.

>>42294995
This >>42295160

>>42295192
Gaara's flashier, but he has a better defense than an offense.

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>>42295160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSyIGCI6sO8&index=40&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Why does everyone have all these super-special techniques?" you ask. "I feel a bit underprepared, all I have is enough tags to level the building."

"I'm sure that'll be enough for you to work with." Sasuke states.

Back at the fight, Shikamaru smirks. "Who's got who now?"

Misumi suddenly freezes.

"I've got you caught in my Shadow Possession Jutsu." Shikamaru explains. "And now that you've got your noodle limbs all stretched out, our body dimensions are totally different. You just screwed yourself big time."

Shikamaru unfurls Misumi's limbs from around him, Misumi's arms trying ineffectually to mimic the movements from their abnormal positions. Once Shikamaru gets free, he makes a bunch of poses and watches Misumi flail around awkwardly.

"Oh man." Shikamaru starts laughing. "This is hilarious. And I thought this fight was gonna be a drag."

Misumi is foaming in anger from his uncomfortable position. "What do you think you're doing, you brat?"

"You're right." Shikamaru sighs. "Let's wrap this up."

He approaches Misumi and starts tangling his limbs all around each other. Misumi's forearms, being far from their usual positions, mimic Shikamaru's tying on the empty air. Once Shikamaru's jutsu wears off, Misumi is a tangled mess on the ground.

"The winner is Shikamaru Nara!" Hayate announces.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

Also need two people to
>roll 1d6

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>42295368
Please be me! And not against a monster!

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>42295368
Also
>C. Cheer for Shikamaru.

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Can we do this to a kid that we like in the future?

Possibly one or our own

>>42295368
>C.Other
tears of laughter

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>42295368
That was fun.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>42295368
nice tied him in knots

>>42295368
Nice one Shikamaru

And Sausuke you said he'd never do anything.

>>42295368
>A. Comment
"Is there an award for best victory?"

Not sure who's left outside of the set fights but if we fight
Lee or neji we are so fucked

>>42295497
not if we run like pussies while chucking tagged kunais at the fuckers

>>42295497
>Lee
I don't think he could even compete with the amount of explosions we have, but we are meant for range anyway.
>Neji
Already a year ahead of us.

>>42295497
Neji can spin all he fucking wants, it won't do shit when the entire floor is explosive tags between us and him.

Friendly reminder
Our powers at the minute are magically pulling out pocket mirrors
We havent yet learn to create infinite explosives

>>42295560
Until Laze gives us an Ammo status, I assume we have an indeterminate amount.

>>42295560
Stop being an ass, buro.

>>42295560
For instances like that I suggest in true naruto style we get flashback points
Basically fate points but when OP puts in the

>Mystery box option

We use it up and run through a flashback of training or something
eg
>We have no way of cheating on the test
>Mystery box flashback
>Tenten gave us some miscellaneous tools she had extra for to us in soon to be harem kind of way
>we have a mirror

>>42295560
Is this going to be a "thing" with this quest?

>>42295629
I actually kind of like that idea. It would be fitting.

>>42295636
Anons bitching about the QM handwaiving inventory for basic items? Yes.

>>42295675
>basic items

As in very basic motherfucking things that we wouldnt bat an eye over cuz thats a pretty normal thing to carry considering our line of work?

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>>42295398
>>42295407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVeOVahsu70&index=49&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Nice one, Shikamaru!" you laugh as Misumi is carried away and Shikamaru returns to his team.

The computer selects the next two competitors.

"The fifth match will be Dosu Kineta versus Rock Lee." Hayate announces.

"Yes!" Lee shouts. "This is perfect! Not only is it my turn, I get to have a rematch against that Sound ninja!"

Lee jumps down to the arena. Guy Sensei also seems fired up. "Go Lee! Let the power of youth explode! Show everyone the results of your training!"

"This idiot again?" Dosu grumbles. "I'll finish this quickly."

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

Awww I was hoping we'd fight shikamaru... Oh well. Here's hoping last match is us v. Hinata.

>>42295717
>A
Thumbs up to lee

>>42295723
good question, who's left for us to fight?

>>42295717
>C.Other
"So, Sakura, what sort of tricks did this guy have?"

>>42295723
We still have Sakura, right? That may as well be a free pass.

>>42295717
>>42295735
Seconding

>>42295717
>>42295735
I'll back it.

>>42295723
>>42295737
I don't think Kankuro's fought yet. That would be a good match.

>>42295698
Yes.

Like Kunai, Wire, Explosive tags, Smoke Bombs, Shoes, Clothes, extremely lightweight ninja mesh armor, Shuriken, that kinda shit,

>>42295717
>A.Comment
Good luck Lee! Thumbs up.

So the remaining combatants I think are: Sasuke, Kiba, Us, Temari, Kankuro, Choiji, Hinata, and Sakura. Right?

People left I can remember.
Sound guyx1
Kankuro
Hinata
Sakuro
Fan Lady from Sand
Choji
Kiba
Sasuke (guaranteed not to fight)
Us

A thought: we should definitely keep blasting chunks out of the ceiling and dropping them on people as an option.

>>42295857
Oh, and the third guy from Kabuto's team.

>>42295408
Holy shit yes. I consider this canon despite the fact that we are still 12.

>>42295717
Nice knowing you Dosu.

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>>42295735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OzyOHFx-NY&index=37&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You shoot Lee a thumbs up, which he returns.

"Let the fifth match begin!" Hayate announces.

No sooner has the match begun than Lee has rushed right up to Dosu. He's covering his ears with his hands and kicking at Dosu, who's blocking the kicks with the strange metal plate on his arm. The plate vibrates when hit.

"It's useless." Dosu claims. "You can't cover your ears perfectly, some sound will eventually get in. Then you'll be finished."

Lee leaps back, on top of the statue's hands to reassess the situation. "If I cannot endure your technique, or outrun it, I simply have to defeat you faster than you can use it!"

"Ridiculous." Dosu states.

Guy Sensei has looked concerned for a bit.

"Lee!" he shouts. "I don't like the look of his attack! So go ahead and outspeed him! Take them off!"

Lee's eyes somehow widen even further. "But Sensei, you said I could only take them off when the lives of very important people are at stake."

"That's right I did." Guy shoots Lee a thumbs up. "But this is an exception!"

Lee smiles. "Thank you, Guy Sensei!"

He takes off his leg warmers and takes off weights he had under them. He drops them over the edge. "That is better, now I can move freely!"

He disappears faster than you can see, while his weights create craters as they hit the ground.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42296081
>>A.Comment
"You know...I can't say I'm surprised."

>>42295857
Kankuro and Temari may be tough, but mind games with tags, exploding substitutes, and body flicker shenanigans should be enough to carry us.

>>42296081
>>A.Comment
"You know...I can't say I'm surprised. That is just like Lee."

>>42296081
>Comment
"Aaaaannnndddd get wrecked."

>>42296081
>>A.Comment
Okay that's some bullshit right there. I mean that can't be physically possible. Right?

>>42296081

>A.Comment
'Hit him with a sonic boom Lee! Wooh!'

>>42296081
>>A.Comment
"Thank god i'm not fighting him..."

>>42296081
>A. "I want to say this was amazing, or wonder how he could carry those around, but I wouldn't be surprised if he told me he hauled those on sheer optimism. The guy's a freak, in his own way."

>>42296081
>A.Comment
"But can he outrun an explosion, I wonder?"

>>42296081
>A.Comment
"That can't be good for his joints, to go from carrying that much weight to moving so fast. Is he going to be alright?"

Sasuke should be studying with his Sharingan since he's not cursed.

>>42296081
>>A.Comment
"I'm going to have to fight guys like that if I get through."
...
"I am utterly screwed. Yay."

>>42296081
>A.Comment
"That decides it, on my turn I'm gonna just level the building. Take those odds instead."

Heres to hoping if we pass this round inbetween now and the next we run into out jiraiya or something

>>42296081

>A. Comment

"...There is no way I can win this damn thing. Look at that shit. "

>>42296332
Here's hoping we only have to fight Zaku or Choji.

>>42296332
Kon handling sage mode would be nice.

Oh, without Naruto will Neji be a an antagonist, or even just relatively antagonistic?

>>42296382
Or use Funjutsu and kunai to do that proto-FTG someone mentioned last thread.

>>42296376
choji is manageable, Zaku is the sound guy who blasts people right? He's... possible.

>>42296332
jiraiya is hokage man, i'd prefer tsunade since being white mage is pretty boss

is there any way we could make our own expl-tags, there might be interesting options such as camouflaged tags or tags of varying strength

Guys, guys, I have a winning strategy.

>"I dunno why you're so confident. You've already got one of these on your back."
>Hold up tag attached to Kunai by the top so he doesn't see the kunai
>He freaks out a moment, tries to look at his back to verify
>Throw Kunai with tag while he's distracted
>Even if he dodges, we detonate as it flies past him
>Move in with Kyoketsu Shoge using Sasuke speed while he's still recovering from point blank boom.

>>42296433
stats wise we're faster than sasuke arent we?

>>42296401
I don't think he means actually Jiraiya, just our equivalent. Pretty sure the "out" was meant to be an "our". So an experienced ninja who can teach us some good moves.

>>42296455
Equal, actually, with Kiba as our team's fastest with 3.5. We and Sasuke both have 3

>>42296081
Tell Sasuke to watch with the sharingan.

This is important.

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>>42296105
>>42296123
>>42296126
>>42296145
>>42296165

"Somehow it doesn't surprise me, coming from Lee." you comment. "But it doesn't seem like it should be possible. At least I'm not fighting him."

"No kidding." Kiba adds. "And to think he was totally talentless back in the academy."

Lee appears directly behind Dosu before he can even dream of defending.

"Your attack may move at the speed of sound, but you have to use it first." Lee kicks Dosu straight up into the air.

"This move..." Dosu starts.

"That's right." Lee says as he wraps Dosu in bandages. "It's my strongest technique, the Primary Lotus!" Lee and Dosu begin to spin. "And this time, there's no escape!"

Lee slams Dosu into the ground and hops back. Once the dust clears, the proctor clearly sees that Dosu won't be getting up.

"The winner of the fifth match is Rock Lee!" Hayate announces.

Lee leaps back up to Guy and hugs him, tears streaming down his face. "I did it Sensei, I did it!"

"That's right, Lee." Guy says, also crying. "You've shown just how splendid a ninja you are."

The next match is then revealed.

Zaku Abumi versus Temari.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42296488
This

>>42296433
Your strategy is basically "your shoelace is untied" followed by explosives. I don't think it's going to work.

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>>42296358
>we get our asses handed to us
>we unlock kekkei genkai in mid fight with strong oponent
>welp

>>42296505
>A.Comment
Shout good luck to Temari, just to see if we can get a reaction out of her

>>42296510
You'd be surprised. With all the next level bullshit that's been pulled, someone might just buy the 'There's an explosive on your back.'

>>42296505
>A.Comment
this oughta be good.

>>42296505
>A. Comment
"20 ryo on Temari."

>>42296505
Comment

"That little kid's fucked" In reference to Zaku.

>>42296505
>B.Stay silent
Both of them use air blasts, one augmented by a fan and one augmented by surgery. Should be a neat match to watch.

>>42296505
>A.Comment
"My name IS in that stupid thing, right?"

>>42296505
>B.Stay silent

>>42296528
Try to get all of Konoha to cheer for her.

Especially Shikamaru.

>>42296540
plus weaponry.

plus genjutsu

>>42296505
Hey Kiba twenty ryo in the hot one. And I mean the actual girl.

>>42296571
it'll happen one day man, just calm down

>>42296505
>>A.Comment
"200 on Temari."
By the time we make jounin we'll be gambling with Tsunade. Only we actually win most of the time.

>>42296604
we won that one with shino

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>>42296535
>>42296536
>>42296537
>>42296580
>>42296604

"Oh, this oughta be good." you comment. "I got another 200 on Temari."

"I'm not betting against you again." Kiba states. "Even if I was, I'd agree with you, those Sand ninja are no joke."

Down in the arena, the match has begun.

"Unbelievable." Zaku complains. "I'm the only one left. Looks like it's all up to me to keep an eye on that monster brat of yours."

"What are you talking about?" Temari asks. "Are you going to attack me, or should I just wrap this up quickly?"

"Oh, we'll be done quickly alright!" Zaku shouts as he thrusts his arms forward. "Slicing Soundwave!"

A burst of air heads straight for Temari. But with one movement, Temari dissipates it. She holds her fan, now slightly open, behind her.

"Is that it?" she scoffs.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42296604

It will be glorious.

>>42296523
>Za Warudo
>not Soft and Wet
>not stealing our enemies' techniques, knowledge, and even chakra nature

>>42296769
>A.Comment
"Probably not..."

>>42296769
>A.Comment
"Dude, she has a giant fan and comes from Wind Country. What did you expect to happen?"

>>42296769
>A.Comment
Ask Tenten about the fan. And ways to beat it. She gonna need to start planning now.

>>42296769
and she jinxed herself.

>>42296769
Yell out:

"Zaku, sweep the fan!"

>>42296769
>C. Just doze off for a bit. Have someone wake you when your name's called.

>>42296769
>>B.Stay silent
Just grin.

>>42296769
This >>42296810

>>42296769
>A. Comment
"GO TEMARI! WHIP SOUND'S ASS!"
Let's get that cheer going!

>>42296769
>A.Comment
"That fan ain't no joke."

>>42296769
>B.Stay silent

>>42296799
Second.

>>42296769
>B. Stay silent

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>>42296779
didnt read jojolion, in fact, i just finished vento aureo and goddamn that was a pain to go through

I do admit that the stands in part 5 were fucking awesome

>>42296769
>A.Comment
"Keep an eye? On Gaara? That's interesting. I wonder what 'monster' Ino mentioned could have something to do with the Sound?"

>>42296769
This will be a breeze for her.

>>42296876
...damn it, Carlos.

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>All these fucking puns

>>42296892
Don't damn him for being spot-on with his puns.

>>42296896

We will become the lengedary Super Punster.

>>42296896
I guess Temari has a 'fan' in us.

>>42296919
You can say Temari blows away the competition.

>>42296919
i hope to good we do a all out attack with puns on temari just to fuck the sand guys

>>42296769
>A.Comment
Temari is a 'fan'tastic ninja.

>>42296911
Could we... you know. Not?

>>42296933
Looks like Zaku needs to catch a second wind.

My only regret is that there is no King Kai in the Naruto world to appreciate us.

>>42296769
>A. "Looks like this fight will be a breeze for her."
>"She seems like a fan-tastic ninja."
>"This guy's gonna get blown away."
>Tamari: "Okay, seriously, stop with the fan puns."
>"There is no stopping me. It was always too late."
>C. Other: Prep to get smacked by everyone ever for the horrible pun.

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>>42296957
>>42296935
>>42296933
>>42296919
please stop

>>42296769
>A.Comment
"ZAKU YOU BLOW!"

>>42296957
He should put on a coat, it is quite breezy tonight.

Laze, we totally need to have a running commentary of the fight, WWE style using all these puns.

PLEASE let it happen. Maybe we don't keep it up for the other fights, but this one just begs for it.

>>42296969
>Rock Lee is laughing so hard he might actually die.

>>42296977
All of your protests only fan the flames of their puns.

>>42296991
>This was our solution to him all along

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>>42296977
Sorry

>>42296985
>>42296997
...nope. Too weak. You just killed it.

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>>42296997
im not protesting man

im begging them

>>42297029
Sorry, I am a bit of an air head.

>>42297045
now you're just reaching...

>>42297013

You're right, that was a low blow on our part.

>>42297059
I have a problem. If I don't stop typing out puns my arms might just blow up.

>>42297087
you could say you're blowing this out of proportion

>>42296859
Why wasn't Spice Girl used more? She would've been perfect against that sinking stand, but instead there was just more zipper wankery

>>42296769
>>A.Comment
All the puns. All of them

>>42297045
Let the dead puns rest. Murderer.

>>42297112
Seek professional help.

>>42297121
never we have gotten our second wind

>>42297103
yeah bruno got more screentime than GioGio

dafuks up with that? I mean sure, Giorno wasnt Joseph or Josuke but still...

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Guys, I found Temari's favorite movie.

>>42296769
>>42296969
Supporting because I happen to be a fan

>>42297142
>Recycled pun
Fuck off

>>42297152
>Not being a movie about wind
>Not Ironically liking Twister

>>42296969
Do it.

>>42297172
Calm down, dude, it was just a pun. Maybe you should step outside and get some fresh air.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8U32FySELg&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=39

"Wow, this Zaku guy really blows." you joke.

Sasuke smacks the back of your head. "Stop that. I got enough of that from Sai back at the academy. I swear, he's gonna be on about how Shino 'bugs' him forever now."

You check back at the match. Zaku has tried his attacks repeatedly, but to no avail. Temari's fan is now fully revealed.

"It's over." she states. "Wind Scythe Jutsu!"

She swings her fan and a whirlwind whips up, surrounding Zaku. He's cut all over his body, trapped in the vortex with no escape. When the jutsu stops, Temari catches Zaku falling with the back of her fan, right in his back, then throws him down.

"The winner of the sixth match is Temari!" Hayate announces.

Temari heads back up, while Zaku is carried away.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

Also need two people to
>roll 1d4

>>42297201
I'm not upset about the pun, but at least be original. I'm sorry I had to blow up at you.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>42297226
are we going last or something?

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>42297226
>>B.Stay silent

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>42297226
Not many left.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>42297226
A comment with our puns

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>42297226
>>Stay silent

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>42297226
>B.Stay silent
Sasuke's no fun.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>42297226
>A. "Wow. She's fan-tastic."

>>42297226
>A.Comment
"Come on, lemme get in there already! I'm going nuts over here!"

>we rolled a 4
fuckin' shit

>>42297226
Neji vs Us incoming, ready to be rocked?

>>42297226
>A. Stay silent
Give Temari a thumbs-up of approval. Bitches love thumbs-up of approval.

>>42297298
neji already a chunnin mate

>>42297248
>>42297261
Holy shit, how can you guys not roll a 1

You were 1

>>42297318
Woah wait really? Oh god, then who is left, Puppet, Us, and Hinata is all I can think of.

>>42297248
>>42297261
>>42297262
>>42297266
>>42297267
>>42297272
>>42297273
Not even a single one. They're going to arrive the moment it actually matters, aren't they?

>>42297323

This is a /tg/ quest thread. the dice will NEVER do what QM wants.

>>42297323
Then you should have changed our place mate. Then we woulda rolled a one.

>>42297335
theres also fatman chouji and sakura the useless one

>>42297335
Damn, I kind of don't want to beat on Hinata.

>>42297336
I hope we fight Kiba. A few stink bombs and we good.

>>42297335
Sakura as well. Anyone but kankuro we a damn near perfect chance. Especially if we say to Sakura we'll talk to sausage about her.

>>42297351
>>42297335
also, Sasuke and Kiba.

>>42297335
Wait, forgot about our two teammates Kiba and sasuke as well, but that is still an odd number.

>>42297335
Us, Kiba, Sasuke, Hinata, Kankuro, Chouji, Sakura and Kabutos chakra eater teammate.

>>42297352
....

Anon. She might be cursed seal Hinata.

I'd beat on that day and night.

>>42297389
Ok, a few more then I thought...

>>42297380
>>42297389
we aint fighting sasuke cuz QM sez he'll wreck our shit

So by the time we get to play our opponent is gonna get an immediate hail of exploding kunai to the face?

>>42297435
Yes.

>>42297435

Depends on the opponent.

>>42297435
What this guy said.>>42297468

>>42297435
Yes. There are no more opponents left who can counter our attack style, thank goodness.

>>42297501
Hinata. But your technically correct.

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>>42297261
>>42297267
>>42297272
>>42297300

You stay silent as the next participants are revealed.

"The seventh match will be Sakura Haruno versus Choji Akimichi."

Sakura heads down to the arena, but Choji stays where he is and whines. "I don't even want to fight. I'm just so hungry."

Asuma, recently returned, leans in to Choji. "You know Choji, once this is over, we can go out for all you can eat barbecue."

Choji shoots up, fire in his eyes. "Yes! I'll do it! All you can eat!"

He heads down into the arena across from Sakura.

"Let the match begin!" Hayate shouts.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42297528
Even if she has the shield, which I don't think she does, it will not stand up to repeated explosions.

>>42297535
>A. Comment
"Hmm, Chouji or Sakura... Put 200 on Chouji."

>>42297535
I don't even know who's gonna win here. Choji didn't get any good until after the time skip.

>>42297535
>A. Comment
"So... I'll have to fight either Sasuke, Hinata, or Kankuro?"

>>42297535
>A. My money's on Choji. Sakura's standing between him and food.

>>42297535
>>A.Comment
Hey Sakura! Win and sasuke said he'd go in a date with ya!

>>42297535
> "I don't even want to fight. I'm just so hungry."
> "You know Choji, once this is over, we can go out for all you can eat barbecue."

GG sakura

>>42297555
Or kiba

>>42297560
Seconding this. Give 'em both encouragement!

>>42297552
Nah, I think this Sakura might have a different level of strength. I don't think it's safe to make bets right now.

>>42297535
>Sakura Haruno versus Choji Akimichi.

This will be interesting.

>C. Other

Watch and see if we can learn anything from Sakura this match.

I don't think she has any super special shit, just like Kon, so this might be educational.

>>42297552
fuck that put 2000 ryo on the fatman

also add this>>42297560

>>42297560
...That's just cruel man.

>>42297535
>>42297560
Supporting!

>>42297560
Fuck no, don't throw Sasuke under the bus like that. What if she actually wins?

>>42297603
>implying sakura has a chance

>>42297588
Damn, I like your style. Someone call Tsunade and make her bet her entire fortune on Sakura!

>>42297609

Sasuke would kill us. IT would be hilarious. I 100% support this plan.

>>42297560
Not this, never this. That's cruel to both of them.

>>42297560
Noooo, thats just cruel to Sauce.

>>42297588
And if Sakura manages a come back, we just inspire him with food from our uncle's resteraunt.

>>42297560
No, Vetoing that.

Never said he'd actually do it. He'd be more likely to beat the crap out of Kon and make him go.

>>42297621
But it's not funny. Fuck that.

>>42297535
>>A.Comment
"400 ryo on Chouji."
Poor Sakura. She got put between Chouji and a buffet.
She's toast.

>>42297609
Then she'll have given us a decent fight to watch against all expectations.

>>42297647
And you want THAT? Go to sleep.

>>42297560
Why? Sasuke a bro this go round. Don't put that hell on him.

>>42297635
>>42297647
>all these cool possibilities for funny moments
I love it

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>>42297554

I just realized that if Choji had gotten bit by Orochimaru instead, he'd basically be like Ultimate Unvierse Blob.

>>42297535
Guys, Sakura's been trained under Might Guy. She's gonna pack a chakra-controlled punch, my money's on her.

>>42297668
but it marks Kon as an asshole. To his own team. Why would you fuck with being Sasuke's bro like that? It's not cool, and it's not funny.