>>42292420

"I..I know, but still" Maria says, with tears in her beautiful eyes "You...you don't have to just throw yourself into trouble like you do I...I just worry about you, you know"

"I do" I say as my ears bend in guilt "It's just that...I can't stop myself, it's just so fun, and people keep trying to kill me, so I can't stop if I'd want to"

"I wish it wasn't like this" Maria sighs, grabbing my hand "Never knowing if you'll come back hurt, worrying if you'll come back at all, I hate it"

"I'm sorry Maria" I say staring at my blanket covered feet as I grip Maria's soft hand "but it won't stop until everyone who wants me dead is dead"

"I know, but I've been with you long enough to know that I won't have to wait too long" Maria says wistfully, her eyes dulling over as her voices loses emotion "And then I can keep you to myself"

The light comes back to Maria's eyes and she smiles, and holds her arm out, pulling her sleeve down

"Well that sounds like it'd be nice" I say smiling as I gently sink my teeth into her wrist. Maria shakes and tries to hide a moan as she blushes.

I smile, and slowly lap up her blood.
....
However, reality is a fickle and sometimes odd thing, and few realities are ever exactly the same but maybe that doesn't matter at all.

Choose 1 maybe could've been to enjoy
[] Maria's pet cat girl (in which Catgirls are a common pet, and also not too bright)
[] Ulysses Marrow's memorial hospital for the mentally and physically unwell ( in which the guild is a place of care and nurturing, and Karma is a bitch)
[] Metal gear Layla (Cyborg ninja Layla, because why the fuck not)
[] The Lady of Brausrburge
[] MAGICAL GIRL LAYLA (YES YES YES)
[] Layla and the ashen cauldron (what would happen if the ashen cauldron recruited Layla instead of the lucky coin)
[] write in

>>42292436
>[] MAGICAL GIRL LAYLA (YES YES YES)
I love you and hate you for making me choose like this goddammit!

>>42292436
>Layla and the Hippies (In which Lyra learns the many, many uses for herbs. Poisonous or otherwise)

>>42292436
>[] MAGICAL GIRL LAYLA (YES YES YES)

>>42292436
>[] Layla and the ashen cauldron (what would happen if the ashen cauldron recruited Layla instead of the lucky coin)

>>42292436
>[] Ulysses Marrow's memorial hospital for the mentally and physically unwell ( in which the guild is a place of care and nurturing, and Karma is a bitch)

>>42292436
>[] MAGICAL GIRL LAYLA (YES YES YES)

>>42292436
>[] Ulysses Marrow's memorial hospital for the mentally and physically unwell ( in which the guild is a place of care and nurturing, and Karma is a bitch)

>>42292436
>[] The Lady of Brausrburge
>[] MAGICAL GIRL LAYLA (YES YES YES)
one of these

"What a dirty fackin mess" a red skinned goblin sighs, kicking his feet back and forth over the roof of place of learning, the clock ticking under his shoddily made boots "every single one of them girls has gone and turned fackin coats, and if that wasn't enough fackin bullshit, so did all there contractors, of course it falls to ol' charlie boy to fix this mess"

The goblin sighs, adjusting his raggedy coats collar before lifting his hat up, to get a better look at things as he takes his watch from his pocket and clicks the top of it, throwing it open.

several colorful beams of light shoot out of its blank face like clock hands and fly into the night sky, lighting it up as they slowly pitter and fade away, leaving only a single sickly green line or string for him to smile.

"Well, looks like that's my girl then" The goblin sighs, stepping off the roof and floating, lighing himself a cigar as he walks besides the green light "better hope she's up to this, can't imagine anyone would like to fight the hordes of chaos on her lonesome"

Mean while in Layla's millers room.
...
Hmm, I wonder if I could make something from this? I don't have the exact ingredients, but I'm sure I can substitute some of the missing ingredients and get more or less the same effect. I smile happily, putting my book down with a sigh, wiping my forhead as my head buzzes. This is a really good read, to think I could such...deadly things with such simple recipes, I'll have to try to make one of them later and....is it midnight already?

I groan, dammit, I'm going to have to wake up and act like I'm not studying some seriously bad stuff, but I just can't keep away from it, it's just so
*BANG*
Hmm, loud noise, from my window?

What do I do?
[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
[] Ignore it, go to sleep
[] keep reading
[] check it
[] Check it, with something I made in hand
[] write in

>>42292942
>[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
>[] keep reading

>>42292942
>[] Check it, with something I made in hand

>>42292942
>[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
>[] Check it, with something I made in hand

>>42292942
>[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
>[] Check it, with something I made in hand

>>42292942
>[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
>[] Check it, with something I made in hand

>>42292942
[] Elizabeth! is the cat out again?!
[] Check it, with something I made in hand

Probably just Elizabeth's cat wandering around outside again making noise while I'm studying, still I should at least check to make sure.

"Elizabeth!" I shout, as start to get up from my chair, putting my hand over the title of my book encase she comes barging in again "Is your cat our again? I thought dad told you it was supposed to stay inside from now on"

"No?" I hear my little sister groan from the hall "He's sleeping here with me, or at least was before you started shouting...wait why are you up anyways, don't we have school to"

"Nothing, just getting in a bit of reading before I knock out, so just go back to sleep okay?" I say as sweetly as I can stomach, I hear my little sister grumble, and I grin widely, chuckling to myself, easy to eas.

*BANG BANG*

Okay so it wasn't just my imagintion or a tree branch then. Something's trying to get into my room? maybe someone knows what I'm doing in here, well I can't let that stand now can I?.. I grab the closest thing to me, which happens to be a very small bomb.

with something to keep me safe in hand, I slowly creep up to the window and grab the curtain before.

"AH FACK IT ALL!" A very angry voice screams as I'm thrown onto my back, the window blasting open as smoke fills the room "It's rude to not answer when some one knocking you fackin"

What do I do?
[] sit up andlisten
[] try to light the bomb in a panic 1d20
[] I didn't do anything i swear, it's for a science project
[] Wait, Eli's cat CAN TALK!?
[] Fuck off, I'm trying to read here
[] And who are you then?
[] write in

>>42292942
Laylas hometown isn't actually where Elizabeth operates is it?

>>42293197
>[] Wait, Eli's cat CAN TALK!?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42293197
>[] try to light the bomb in a panic 1d20

>>42293198
No, charlie can teleport.

Eli' lives in Gateway city
Layla used to live in Rikendale

>>42293197
>easy to eas
"Easy, too easy"?
>[] I didn't do anything i swear, it's for a science project
>[] Wait, Eli's cat CAN TALK!?

>>42293197
>[] Wait, Eli's cat CAN TALK!?
>[] Fuck off, I'm trying to read here
>[] And who are you then?

>>42293239
I didn't actually remember what Laylas hometown was called.

>>42293239
What happened to that cat?

>>42293197
>[] I didn't do anything i swear, it's for a science project
>[] Fuck off, I'm trying to read here

>>42293197
>[] sit up andlisten
>[] And who are you then?
>Hide the bomb and smile innocent

The smell of sulfur and burning fills the room as I stare at the smoke covering my view of my ceiling as my ears ring, as I blink a few times trying to get a grip of my senses before I try to defend myself with some sort of excuse or a bomb I hope will work well and not just shoot out sparks.

"The nerve of some fackin people these days" The voice says as a small figure steps onto my window sill, I can just barely make out two pointed ears through all the smoke

"Wait" I say trying to sit up despite how much my head hurts now "Eli's cat can talk?!

"Oh for heavens, I'm not a cat" the voice sighs, the smoke clearing with the sound of a great burst of wind or a turbine, revealing a small red man with big ears, a long nose, pointed teeth, and orangish yellow eyes, dressed like a hobo sitting on my window sill holding up a watch "Name's Charlie the mook, as my friends call me the few that I have do at least, and you Layla miller, are just the girl I've been lookin for, now see I have a once in a fackin lie time offer for"

I blink and rubs my eyes, okay so this isn't a hallucination brought on by breathing in all kinds of fumes and lack of sleep then?

What do I do?
[] sit and listen
[] wait, I think you're looking for Jasmine
[] Did...did you blow up mu window
[] Okay, I accept
[] What kind of offer we talking
[] are you real... are you my conscious?
[] go away
[] ry to light the bomb 1d20
[] write in
>>42293292
Dead

>>42293493
[] wait, I think you're looking for Jasmine
[] Did...did you blow up mu window

>>42293493
>[] Did...did you blow up mu window
>[] Teach me how to do that!

>>42293493
>[] are you real... are you my conscious?
>[] wait, I think you're looking for Jasmine
This combination is hilarious.

>>42293493
>[] wait, I think you're looking for Jasmine
>[] Did...did you blow up my window
>[] Teach me how to do that!

>>42293493
>[] are you real... are you my conscious?
>[] go away

>>42293493
>[] Huh. I guess I really have gone insane after all. That or the fumes are getting to me

"Wait hold on" I say licking my lips to try and makes sure I'm not breathing in anything I shouldn't be right now "I think you're looking for my jasmine, I don't really do anything to warrent getting some kind of....Did you blow out my window? Can you teach me how to do that?!"

"No, pretty sure I'm lookin for you the string said so" The goblin thing sighs chewing on his cigar, before swallowing it "yes, but if you're going to use it to blow things up, well I'll have to lay some ground rules and"

"What are you my conscious?" I ask with a heavy sigh as I stand up coughing from all the smoke still in the air "if so, please go away"

"I'm not your fackin conscious, I'm a...business man of sorts and I'd like to offer you a chance to become, A magical girl" He says smiling widely, before frowning with a self loathing glare.

What do I say?
[] okay
[] *tilt head* what?
[] Mmmnaaaah
[] A who the what now?
[] Riiiiiight
[] write in

>>42293726
>[] okay
>[] As long as it involves explosions

>>42293726
>[] *tilt head* what?
>[] A who the what now?

>>42293726
>[] *tilt head* what?
>[] A who the what now?
>[] okay

>>42293726
>[] *tilt head* what?
>[] Okaaayy, yeah I think you want Eli

>>42293726
>[] *tilt head* what?
>[] okay?

I tilt my head, looking at the now scowling goblin thing standing in the center of my room, Okay this can't be real, I must be dreaming or huffing fumes right now.

"What?" I ask as the red guy's shoulders fall

"A magical girl, you know like from anime or manga, fack don't tell me you don't know what a" He says, wringing his hands nervously

"A who the what now" I ask tilting my head, resting it on my shoulder "are you sure you got the right girl here?"

"Look fackin godammit" He growls angrily stamping his little boot "Do you want to kill monsters to keep everyone else safe"

"The first at least" I say "sounds like it'd be fun if it was you know real, but okay yeah sure, I guess"

"Then take this locket, and say your name, and we can begin our work together...fack" the goblin says, handing me a dull bronze locket with a

With a?
[]Green cat curled up on it (Jade Nekomata, the green misfortune that stalks the night)
[] a kitchen knife dripping green (Lady ripper, the blood hungry hero"
[] A scythe with a ghostly figure behind it ( Jade seer, the green talker of spirits)
[] write in

>>42293998
>[] a kitchen knife dripping green (Lady ripper, the blood hungry hero"

>>42293998
>[] a kitchen knife dripping green (Lady ripper, the blood hungry hero"

>>42293998
>[]Green cat curled up on it (Jade Nekomata, the green misfortune that stalks the night)

>>42293998
>[] a kitchen knife dripping green (Lady ripper, the blood hungry hero"

>>42293998
>[] A scythe dripping green (Lady Reaper, the blood hungry demon"
Uncreative, but whatever.

A big silver kitchen knight, with a green drop of the end of its tip. I grab it and it feels oddly warm in my hand, like it was just cooled down in a bucket of water, or shot out of a cannon or something. I turn it around in my hand, looking at it closer to see if there are any details I missed.

"So, say your name so we can be done with this, been a long fackin day" the goblin sighs, now looking over my shoulder as I stare at the shiny carving of a knife in my hands

"Find , just give me a second to figure out how this thing works" I sigh grasping in my hand and closing my eyes, telling myself how stupid this is as a word suddenly finds itself on my lips "LADY RIPPER, THE BLOOD HUNGRY HERO!!!"

I open my eyes to see a sickly green light pouring out of my fingers, that quickly shoots over and melts into my clothes, twisting my pajamas into something else as I try to figure out how exactly that just happened.

I blink and look down. I'm wearing an old timey coat, thats a dark green with a light green inner shirt. Under that It is a small skirt, the same color as the coat, with black stripes running along it, I stand up, feeling boots on my feet as something drops on my head, I look up and see a bowler hat. I blink, how'd that get there?

and then I feel cold metal in my hand. I look at and see a knife, the edge stained green.

"and we're done, now lets get going" The gobin thing sighs.

What do i do?
[] go to sleep and go to school
[] HELL YEAH!
[] waait, this isn't a trickck to get me arrested right?
[] write in

>>42293998
>[] a kitchen knife dripping green (Lady ripper, the blood hungry hero"

>>42294268
>[] HELL YEAH!
>[] waait, this isn't a trickck to get me arrested right?

>>42294268
>[] HELL YEAH!
>[] waait, this isn't a trick to get me arrested right?
Gotta check first.

>>42294268
>[] HELL YEAH!
>[] waait, this isn't a trickck to get me arrested right?

>>42294268
>[] HELL YEAH!
>[] waait, this isn't a trickck to get me arrested right?

>>42294268
>I look up and see a bowler hat
Now I kinda want Layla to have a jack the ripper outfit in the actual quest...

Well I don't really need to go to school do I? besides, I can still make it back in time to catch a few hours of sleep, I mean how hard can monster hunting be?

"HELL YEAH!" I shout happily turning my knife around in my hand "Waait, this isn't a trick to get me arrested or anything right?"

"No, why would this get you fackin arrested?" The goblin asks, as he clambers out of the window "Besides, most people can't see you now, if I understand it right, all a bit facked really"

"Oh alright then" I say shrugging "So where are these things anyways?"

He sighs and just points outside.

What do i dO?
[] run where he pointed
[] Walk to my school
[] look around the marsh
[] Wander down the streets
[] Go to the shops
[] write in

>>42294444
>[] run where he pointed

>>42294444
>[] run where he pointed

>>42294444
[] run where he pointed

>>42294444
>[] Wander down the streets
If we're gonna be the ripper, we have to walk down the streets with a knife, right?

>>42294444
>[] Wander down the streets

>>42294444
>[] Wander down the streets

Well alright then, I jog towards the window sill, holding my knife to my side as I suddenly feel a pain in my knee and find my self tumbling out of my window. I hear the Goblin whatshiname laughing as I fall into one of the bushes outside.

I groan and stare at the night sky and street as I grab my hat and put it back on brushing myself off as I stand out of the crushed bush.

I look around, and frown, realizing I don't see the red guy anywhere/. I sigh well guess I should find a monster on my own.

I hum to my self, flipping my knife around as I pull my hat over my eyes as I walk down the moon lit streets with dead grass along the sides of them, I walk along, How will I know when I see a monster, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to kill people with this...thing. what ever it is/

What do I do?
[] walk down an alley way
[] Keep walking down the stree
[] RED GUY, isn't there someone who can help me with this
[] walk to hurch
[] baseball field
[]w rite in

>>42294631
>[] Keep walking down the stree
We're not in a hurry, let's enjoy the night...

>>42294631
>[] walk down an alley way

>>42294631
>[] RED GUY, isn't there someone who can help me with this
>[] walk to hurch

>>42294631
>[] walk down an alley way
>[] RED GUY, isn't there someone who can help me with this?

>>42294631
>[] Keep walking down the stree
>[] RED GUY, isn't there someone who can help me with this

>>42294722
I meant streets

You know, this doesn't seem right, I mean can't there be someone to at least teach me the basics here, I mean I'm all for learning the hard way of actually fighting monsters, but I don't know the first place to look for them.

"RED GUY!" I shout loudly. leaning against a light post, as I hear him grumble from behind me "isn't there someone who can help me get the hang of this"

"No, you're the only magic girl who ain't crazy right now" He sighs, Well I wouldn't say that but sure. "So you have to knock some since into them or at least not get turned"

"And you didn't tell me this when you gave me this thing" I sigh shaking my head as I turn back down the street "Well anyways, going to find some monsters, ee ya"

I groan, ignoring what he says as I keep walking, my locket shaking widely.

"MONSTER DETECTED MONSTER DETECTED, MONSTER"

What do I do?
[] look around1d20
[] Listen to it
[] keep walking
[] try to make it shut up
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42294808
>[] look around1d20
>[] Listen to it

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42294808
>[] try to make it shut up
[] look around1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42294808
>[] look around1d20
>[] Listen to it

>>42294808
[] look around1d20
[] Listen to it

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42294808
>[] try to make it shut up
>[] look around1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42294808
>[] look around1d20
>[] try to make it shut up

Hmm, oh so it's like a radar or something that's neat isn't I wonder where the thing is, what ever it's detecting.

I turn around, facing the chain link fence above the small knee high wall made of bricks and see a weird orange cat at least the size of a wolf, clinging to it and looing at me with a wide grin.

"Thanks locket, really appreciate that" I sigh, as I spin my knife around in my hand as it shakes slightly.

"GRINNING CAT!" It shouts loudly causing me to jump, okay there has to be a way to put this thing on silent or something "Easily distracted, beware it's confusion magic"

Oh?

it open's its mouth, a orange glow pouring out of it as.

What do I do?
[] stab it 1d20
[] Try to use magic 1d20
[] Pull it's tongue 1d20
[] dodge 1d02
[] Make up an attack 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42294974
>[] Pull it's tongue 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42294974
>[] Pull it's tongue and cut it 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42294974
>[] Pull it's tongue and slice it off 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42294974
>[] Try to use magic 1d20
Lets see if blood magic is a thing or she gets poison/acid

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42294974
>[] Pull it's tongue and stab it 1d20

Well what ever it's doing I can't just let it do it sine it probably is bad for me in some way. I reach my free hand pasts its far too human like teeth and grab its tongue, pulling out of the burning light as my hand and arm twitches and clenches, seeming to bend and twist around violently as I bring my knife down on its tongue.

Blood sprays as it cries, its tongue flopping around as the world turns bright and full of colors.

It hisses and bounds at me, opening its bleeding mouth wide as bits of eyes drip down it's teeth

What do I do?
[] Stab 1d20
[] RIP 1d20
[] SLASH 1d20
[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20
[] BUTCHER 1d20
[] FUMES and VAPORs 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42295134
>[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42295134
>[] MAW 1d20
It's not like anyone else is using it...

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42295134
[] FUMES and VAPORs 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42295134
>[] FUMES and VAPORs 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42295134
>[] FUMES and VAPORs 1d20
Breath right into its mouth

>>42295197
thinking about bringing that back when one of the current ones end

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42295134
>[] FUMES and VAPORs 1d20

I feel a tingling on my tongue, and I open my mouth, and let out a breath as a green light comes out of my mouth.

"FUMES AND VAPORS" I shout as it begins to pour out past my teeth and lips as the things slams into me with it's feet, kicking me down the street. I bounce once or twice, groaning in pain as the thing lands, lashing it's half tongue around, coughing as it spits out some black gunk, looking a bit pale

What do I do?
[] calmly walk up and stab, stab, stab 1d20
[] REND 1d20
[] DISSECT 1d20
[] MUTILATE 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] REND 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] calmly walk up and stab, stab, stab 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] calmly walk up and stab, stab, stab 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] calmly walk up and stab, stab, stab 1d20
Don't forget to grin while doing it

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] calmly walk up and stab, stab, stab 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42295271
>[] MUTILATE 1d20

I rub my head and glae a it as anger starts to boil inside of me, I put my hat right and grab my knife, slowly walking towards it with the blade held towards my back.

I calmly walk towards it and suddenly the world tips and bends around or does it I can't quite tell and

Oh it's right in front of me.

I step back, as it slams into the sidewalk, throwing pieces of it around as it rolls around and I trip in the hole but it was just in....front of me?
okay this is hurting my head/

What do I do?
[] just stab it, several times in the head 1d20
[] RIP 1d20
[] GREEN SLICE 1d20
[] Dissect 1d20
[] run away 1d20
[] Grab it 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42295431
>[] GREEN SLICE 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42295431
>[] GREEN SLICE 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42295431
>[] Grab it 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42295431
>[] GREEN SLICE 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42295431
>[] GREEN SLICE 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42295431
[] GREEN SLICE 1d20

I toss my knife in the air and grab it again as it the stained bit of it starts to glow green and sickly. I spin around as the cat vanishes, leaving behind a set of stripes.

"GREEN SWIPE!" I shout, as I swing the blade upwards into the sky, a line of green light flying out of it, much to my surprise, but not so much as seeing that damn cat spinning throught he knight sky, missing three teeth
It hisses and dives towards me, glowing black, wheezing as it does

What do I do?
[] STab1d20
[] THE IMPALER 1d20
[] GREEN FLURRY 1d20
[] GREEN TWIRL 1d20
[] RIP 1d20
[] MAUL 1d20
[] SEVER 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42295594
>[] THE IMPALER 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42295594
>[] THE IMPALER 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42295594
[] GREEN TWIRL 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42295594
>[] THE IMPALER 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42295594
>[] SEVER 1d20

>>42295652
Ah I wondered where the crit fails were.

The knife glows again, and I pull it back to stab it and fill it with whatever comes out of it because this thing's making me feel a bit foolish right now and ...why am I in the air, and why does my back hurt. I crane my head back around as I twist through the sky and see the little cat fucker standing where I was , it's paw glowing orange,and then like that it's gone

I sigh, oh I'm going to enjoy killing thing now.

I hear a mad cackling behind me and

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20
[] try to stab it 1d20
[] GREEN WHIp 1d20
[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20
[] RIP 1d20
[] SLASH 1d20
[] SEVER 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42295727
>[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42295727
[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42295727
>[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42295727
>[] MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42295727
>[] dodge 1d20

My arms start to glow slightly as I spin around as time seems to slow down as I reach out with my free hand, slamming the palm of it into the damn things open jaw, closing it as the glow rows larger and my mouth opens and screams "MEDICAL MALPRACTICE"

I stab into it with one hand and tear out with the other, blood and some weird purple shit spraying out of it as it cries in pain, falling to the ground with me.

We hit the ground with a thud, and I shake my head, standing up, knife raised ready to...where'd it go?I I look around, holding my knife out as I wait for it to come out from nowhere and nothing.

I sigh and cautiously look around again, Oay I gguess it's dead then, ah well. I begin to walk away and nearly trip on something. I look down at my feet, and see small glass orb filled with spiraling, growing, and chaning purple fog

What do I do?
[] Take it
[] lick it 1d20
[] stab it 1d20
[] kick it 1d20
[] ignore it and keep walking 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42295895
>[] Take it
>[] lick it 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42295895
>[] Take it
>[] lick it 1d20

>>42295895
>[] Take it

>>42295895
>[] Take it

>>42295895
>[] Take it

Well it looks pretty, eh I could put it on my shelf or somethin. I shrug and pick it up, pocketing it as I continue to walk down the street, looking for something else to stab or maybe the cat, I could go for more cat stabbing really now that I think about it.

"RED CHARGE"

"BLUE SHACKLES"

AH of course, more fun, is it my birthday or something?

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20
[] greet the girls
[] parry dat magic shit 1d20
[]EERIE FOG 1d20
[] IN THE SHADOWS 1d20
[] writein

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42296033
>[] parry dat magic shit 1d20
>[] greet the girls

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42296033
[] greet the girls
[] parry dat magic shit 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42296033
>[] greet the girls
>[] parry dat magic shit 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42296033
>[] IN THE SHADOWS 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42296033
>[] parry dat magic shit 1d20
>[] greet the girls

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42296033
>[] greet the girls
>[] parry dat magic shit 1d20

My knife begins to glow agains, which means magic is about to happen, good I'm growing rather fond of this magical nonsense to be honest, I don't really have to do anything to do lots of things.

I move my knife to stop what ever attack is coming my way and I realize that I'm being held in place by chains made of a blue light which isn't really ideal to be honest and

"UuuNgh!" I gasp as a red blur of light and violent emotions slams into me, pushing me back as I cough and gasp for air.

I look and see a girl with long black hair, wearing red glasses and a bunch of red leather str...straps...okay not looking at her any more. I look over my shoulder and see a girl who looks pretty much exactly the same as the first, except she's wearing a dark blue robe or cloak with a giant hood covering most of her face.

"Hey girls how ya doing" I say calmly as I try to saw my way out of these chains "I'm lady ripper and I don't think you like me that much"

"Red Mirror" the first one growls angrily as she pulls me by my nice new coat

"Blue mirror, sorry about this Ripper" The other one says "But we have to do this, and I'm sure my friend won't hurt you two bad"

"Wait what are you, GAH!" I yelp as a fist meets my teeth "Okay a cheap shot how lovely"


What do i dO?
[] take the beating
[] GREEN TOOTH SPIT1d20
[] GREEN BURST 1d20
[] CIRCLE OF VIOLENCE 1d20
[] WITHOUT A TRACE 1d20
[] Pretend to be crazy like them
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42296326
[] WITHOUT A TRACE 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42296326
>[] WITHOUT A TRACE 1d20
>[] Pretend to be crazy like them

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42296326
>[] WITHOUT A TRACE 1d20
>[] 'Pretend' to be crazy like them

>>42296326
[X] Pretend to be crazy like them
If this works it will be cool to backstab them.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42296326
>[] Pretend to be crazy like them
>[] CIRCLE OF VIOLENCE 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42296326
>[] WITHOUT A TRACE 1d20
>[] Pretend to be crazy like them
Pretend you have to pretend to be crazy

"Oh no, I'm going to have my fun with you, that was a lie" The red one says with a flat and smooth calm "till you're too broken to fight back I'm afraid"

"Red that isn't very nice, she doesn't even know what she's doing, you don't have to be mean to her" the blue one says angrily "itisn't fair"

"And Why shouldn't I?" The red one asks, pulling her red mist covered hand back, looking like blood actually at least in hue "if I didn't she'd hurt you and"

"Without a trace" I whisper as a wisp of green dances past my lips and I vanish into nothing, reappearing on the light post, my hat gone as I giggle to myself, looking down to see the red one punchnothing as my hat slowly floats on down.

They both look up and the red one stars punching the light post. Okay, shit, didn't think of what I'd do once I got away, oh I know I could pretend to be crazy, er their kind of crazy at least since I'm not so sure If I am sane anymore

"Hey wait a second n the laying of the punches for I have a hunch that we're in the same bunch" I say trying to rhyme as my perch shakes back and forth

"Why the rhyming, bug?" The red on asks

"Yeah it's a bit weird you know" The blue one says slowly and nervously "hey maybe she's already fallen"

"Nah, heard there was a girl around here, and she's the only one besides you and me" The red one says


"Well maybe you can just ask her?" the blue one says hopefully

"Fine, are you part of order or chaos?"the red asks

"Er yes?" I say tilting my head

the red one glares at me

"Which one?" She asks

"The latter?" I say leaning back a bit as my hide away sways back and forth

"then you wouldn't mind following us to the realm of chaos then?" She asks smiling widely

"Oh no" the blue one says

What do I do?
[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?
[] SNEAK ATTACK !!! 1d20
[] Run away 1d0
[] Try to buy some more time
[] Vanish again 1d20
[] write in

>>42296632
>[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?

>>42296632
>[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42296632
[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?
[] SNEAK ATTACK !!! 1d20

>>42296632
>[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?

>>42296632
>[] sure sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?

"Sure, sounds fun in the bounds of the sun?" I say slowly as my safety slowly falls over with me on it, no I need you don't fall!

I hit the ground with a thud, and bounce back up, wincing from pain as the red one stands there looking solid.

I open my mouth to say something, but she grabs me by my coat and drags me along like a dog on a leash, as the blue one yells at her or would if she didn't back down like a beaten dog. and then I feel something pulling on me as I'm forced to stand up and...Whaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuck is that, it's like a hole in everything or that's just..just....kind of beautiful actually, but equal parts terrifying and mind bending.

"Go in" the girl says sternly, slapping the back of my head.

What do I do?
[] enter the weird hole in reality
[] Try to throw her in 1d20
[] Vanish 1d20
[] Actually I need to get some weeds and tweeds soo see you later gator
[] HELP ME BLUE GIRL
[] RIP 1d20
[] stab 1d20
[] write in

>>42296870
>[] enter the weird hole in reality

>>42296870
>[] enter the weird hole in reality

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42296870
>[] enter the weird hole in reality
>[] Try to throw her in 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42296870
[] Try to throw her in 1d20

>>42296870
>[] enter the weird hole in reality
Time for Layla to meet the chaos realm, thats gonna be something.

>>42296928
>Layla fails at entering a hole
I guess it had to happen since she didn't have Maria to teach her yet.

I stumble forward, rubbing the back of my head, as I try to enact the rest of my plan, grabbing the red girls hand as I try to drag her into the hole, only to get another punch of the face.

"Oh I think she needs some help blue" The red one says, grabbing me by my coat again "can't seem to find the hole"

"Well I'm always happy to teach things like that" The blue one says licking her lips as she grabs my arms, getting far to close for comfort as they drag me foreward and toss me in, as the world bends and breaks around me, shattering like a mirror as hey walk in after me.

I take a deep breath, looking around as colors come and go, some I don't have names for as teeth upon teeth laugh around me and I smell acid burning, and something soft before.

*THUD*

I hit the ground? with a thud, those two girls nowhere to be seen as I sit up, rubbing my head as I look around.

Oh, I'm one a giant mushroom, made out of checkerboards and glass neat.

Oh this is a strange place now isn't it, no reason here I can tell, like a mad man painted it, though all I can see from here are more mushrooms like the one I"m sitting on and nothing else

Oh besides a giant black castle in the distance looking ominious.

What do I do?
[] Walk down
[] look around 1d20
[] try to find away out 1d20
[] Why I'm not scared...and thirsty...am I thirsty...no I"m not, what a weird feeling that was..I think I better be careful around here, this place is weird
[] Try to get to the castle 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42297111
>[] Why I'm not scared...and thirsty...am I thirsty...no I"m not, what a weird feeling that was..I think I better be careful around here, this place is weird
>[] Walk down
>[] look around 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42297111
>[] Weird... ok, I'm over it.
>[] Walk down
>[] look around 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42297111
>[] Weird... ok, I'm over it.
>[] Walk down
>[] look around 1d20

>>42297111
>[] Why I'm not scared...and thirsty...am I thirsty...no I"m not, what a weird feeling that was..I think I better be careful around here, this place is weird
>[] Walk down

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42297111
>[] Why I'm not scared...and thirsty...am I thirsty...no I"m not, what a weird feeling that was..I think I better be careful around here, this place is weird
>[] Try to get to the castle 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42297111
>[] Weird... ok, I'm over it.
>[] Walk down
>[] look around 1d20

and for some reason, despite everything I look at feeling more like a fever dream than reality I'm not scared, and thirsty? I'm thirsty for something that I can't quite think off, something warm and red...and fresh...no wait I'm not okay that was a pretty weird feeling, I better be careful around here, before I lose my mind more or something like that.

I shrug and stake a step forward, thinking about getting down and suddenly I'm on the ground, which feels like a sponge and cooked meat...okay weird, okay now I'm over it, this place runs on chaos, so it's obvious none of it would make and sense.

I look around, pulling my hat into place as I do so, I see some big wolves running around with dark purole fur, and black spikes sticking out of their skin and flesh like cancer or something, their mouths hanging open as their jester hats jangle and jingle. I also notice there are two castles into the distance.

What do I do?
[] wander around
[] try to leave 1d20
[] attack the wolves 1d20
[] Go to the nice looking caslte
[] go to the ruins
[] Heeey, why are all those girls hanging up over there?
[] Hmm, ticking? why is ther ticking
[] write in

>>42297379
>[] Heeey, why are all those girls hanging up over there?

>>42297379
>[] go to the ruins
>[] Hmm, ticking? why is there ticking

>>42297379
>[] Go to the nice looking caslte
Did red and blue not follow us?

>>42297379
>[] go to the ruins
>[] Heeey, why are all those girls hanging up over there?
>[] Hmm, ticking? why is ther ticking

>>42297379
>[] Hmm, ticking? why is ther ticking

>>42297443
They did, but chaos is chaotic, so they ended up at somewhere else

>>42297379
>[] go to the ruins
>[] Hmm, ticking? why is ther ticking

I stick my hands in my coats pockets, taking a breath that runs away from my mouth, leaving me alone with a bad taste on my tongue as it gets cold and then hot, and then soft and then hard. I I'm not going to bother to make sense of what I'm feeling right now since my head already
*tick tock tick*

And now there's some mysterious ticking, oh wonderful do I have a bomb or something in me now? I sigh and hold my hand out, my knife returning to my hand as one of those gate things opens and a girl with clocks for eyes, black hair with two white horns, tiny wittle wings and a clock around her neck over her torn and blooded blue dress.

Some black chains shoot out around her nearlu hitting me as I stare at her in disbelief and confusion... is that a demon...felt hungry for a second there.

"Dammit it all" she groans, as the ticking gets louder "Why is she so strong, it isn't fair, I...I need my beloved back, she will not keep me from her"

What do I do?
[] Try and talk to her
[] kick her 1d20
[] eh, why not stab her 1d20
[] GET TO THE PORTAL BEFORE IT CLOSES 1d20
[] check out the hanging girls
[] go to one of the castles
[] wander around
[] write in

>>42297598
>[] Try and talk to her

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42297598
>[] GET TO THE PORTAL BEFORE IT CLOSES 1d20

>>42297598
>[] Try and talk to her

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42297598
>[] Try and talk to her
>[] kick her 1d20

>>42297650
...yeup. it begins.

>>42297598
>[] Try and talk to her

>>42297650
You kinda deserved that.

>>42297598
>[] Try and talk to her

>>42297598
So when are you going to run a normal session of ASQ and why didn't you run a normal one this time?

"Hey" I say pointing a thumb back at where I was a few seconds ago, as the girl missing her legs and an arm turns to me, her clock eyes ticking slowly as a purple mist settles and floats where her legs should be "do you know a way out of here, or at least a place I can get all this cat blood off of me?"

She stares at me and starts claw towards me, making my spine tingle and my heart leap in fear as I hear gears turning and clicking inside her body as she comes at me like the grudge.

"How strange, you're from the past and yet, not" sShe says as she starts to reach for my leg "Oh what a strange flow you float down on, little girl"

What do I do?
[] run away 1d20
[] Kick her 1d20
[] Vanish away 1d20
[] okay?
[]Stab her 1d20
[] try to go somewhere else 1d20
[] write in

>>42297725
next thread, and because I wanted to Run an AU thread for it, I announced it at the end of the last thread, you know

Dammit if we had made it to the portal we could've entered our dimension! That would've been awesome!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42297802
>[] Kick her 1d20
>[] okay?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42297802
[] Kick her 1d20
[] okay?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42297802
>[] okay?
>[] start to know things from that other dimension.
>[] try to go somewhere else 1d20

>>42297802
>[] okay?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42297829
Assuming the portal leads out into the same place it led in from. We could also have ended up somewhere quite different.

>>42297802
>[] okay?
>[]Who beat you up like this?
>[] Kick her 1d20

"Okay?" I say taking a step back, before I retake the step back to where I was, I try it again and I retake the step forward.

She grabs my legs and looks me in the eyes, which glow blue and purple as a sharp pain stabs me through the eye.

"Hmm an extra piece, from somewhere besides" She says slowly, her voice turning mechanical "oh yes, not from my place, but from your own, er, I mean you don't come from the same line of time as I do"

"Yeah no shit, you're a demon thing" I say shrugging, before I feel my eyes and head hurt and throb again.

"Not always" She says almost sadly "Still, how odd for you to end up in my path but chaos works in weird ways does it not, you're not even corrupted, pure as pure is, and yet a blackening heart, how odd how odd, now strange girl, if you would excuse me, I need to return to my master"

What do I do?
[] Wander
[] Ask her if she can get me out of here, back to my world
[] Walk to one of the castle
[] try to attack her 1d20
[] fight the wolves
[] wait what?
[] write in

>>42298014
>[] Ask her if she can get me out of here, back to my world
>[] Walk to one of the castle

>>42298014
>[] Ask her if she can get me out of here, back to my world
>[] Walk to the ruined castle

>>42298014
>[] Walk to one of the castle

>>42298014
[] Ask her if she can get me out of here, back to my world
[] Walk to one of the castle

>>42298014
>[] Walk to the ruined castle

"Hey clock demon, is there anyway you can get me out of here, back to my world at least?" I ask as she crawls along faster than she should be able to

"Oh just find a portal, chaos tends to spit you out where you came in from, so long as it isn't a portal made from the hands of another" She says with sigh before vanishing after turning grey for a second.

I sigh and shake my head, well I'll just have to work on that, but first to check out that ruin of a castle over there. I smile, and pull my hat over my eyes, as I walk along towards it, a giant fat ogre like thing walks infront of me and doesn't notice me, fly with the head of a alligator flies past me, not seeing me at all. Well thats just rude , unless they can't see me, I mean my name is lady ripper so maybe I can go unnoticed like jack the ripper did? Who knows who cares

I sigh and keep walking, closing my eyes as I keep walking forward, and lose sight of my head for a bit, and when I open my peepers, I'm outside of it, and a giant crater in the side of it

What do I do?
[] explore the castle
[] look for a portal 1d20
[] ooh what's down in there!
[]write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42298263
>[] look for a portal 1d20

>>42298263
>[] explore the castle
>[] ooh what's down in there!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42298263
[] look for a portal 1d20

>>42298263
>[] explore the castle
>[] ooh what's down in there!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42298263
>[] look for a portal 1d20

Eh, I have a feeling I'd really mess something up if I go looking in here, I get a bad feeling at the back of my neck, like a primal almost dirty fear at the back of my head, a terrible terrible fear crawling along my mind deep behind my eyes AND I need to get out of here before I got mental or crazier.

I shake my head and turn away, walking forward, as I see another one of those portal things appear in the sky,.

Well time to get out of here before something even worse happens.

Well if I can make it to it before it closes at least...shouldn't be too hard right?

"Trip? to Chaos: End"

And we'll end here since I'm getting a killer headache

Sorry if this wasn't so good, next thread will be normal and better hopefully.

I'ma lie down now

>>42298443
>Sorry if this wasn't so good, next thread will be normal and better hopefully.
Thanks for running