I need backstories!The most horrible mary-sue backstories!
A character I once encountered in a group:CE Yuan-Ti princess whose best friend was an evil, intelligent magical axe she had discovered as a little girl.As a teenager to perform some task for the axe (which was never elaborated on) she stowed away on her brother's - who was in the Yuan-Ti navy (?), and who she was also arranged to be married to - ship and arranged a mutiny during which she murdered him. Then the crew all followed her for some reason so she commandeered the ship for piracy and also frequently used it as a place to fuck other reptile girls in. There were no repercussions from the other Yuan-Ti.
>>42223945What the actual fuck.
>>42223751>enters highschool at 18 with no prior schoolingThat plane is gonna flunk out so hard
>>42223723>The most horrible mary-sue backstories!http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
>The most horrible mary-sue backstories!It's called "The Great Teacher's Student", you'll find it on Google.
Encountered this character while gaming with people new to tabletop; Dave Henderson was born from a demon fucking a human lady and both his parents died (the player never specified why, I like to think household accident) when he was five leaving him to survive on his own and he killed people at age six and works as a lone mercenary.DM basically told them to stop being edgy and to fuck off until they made a better character.
You ever read a book called Siddhartha? There you go.
>>42223723Character who is both an inquisitor and an astropath driven mad by experience with the warp and "unspeakably assaulted" by daemons. Still attractive despite loss of eyes and scarring.http://pastebin.com/FgmAnZv8
>>42224378Anon you don't seem to understand. Mary sues are a pedophile-mustache relationship. Not all ridiculous characters are sues, but all sues are ridiculous, just like all pedos have mustaches but not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile.Henderson is a good example of ridiculous stupidity done well.
>>42223723Go to 1d4chan and hit random page. 9 times out of 10 you'll get brought to a page with more concentrated Cringe than Chris-Chan's video blog.
>>42224514I'm going to need you to explain exactly how Siddartha is a mary sue.He had struggles when he fell into the city life and became greedy and began to value money and possessions more than people. And then as a river boat man his son rejected him entirely.Mary Sues don't struggle with anything, everything just goes perfectly for them.
>>42224613No. He isn't. He really, really isn't. He's one spork short of being t3h penguin of DOOOOOOOM
>>42224577>both an inquisitor and an astropathI like that she was just "sent out as an inquisitor" kek.
>mother died in childbirth>father tried to res her for years, failed>son died >father devastated, eventually gives up>woman seduces him with images of his wife>woman disappears>my character is born>father makes contact with evil deity who tempts him with his wife>my character is left on father's doorstep a year later>mother was actually a hag>my character is female, his true born child was male>father tattoos belt of masculinity onto baby>father turns much more evil>MUCH MORE EVIL, eventually becomes worm that walks>turns out father had a sister>sister was also seduced by hag>sister raised to try and become a witch, systematically abused>my character raised to become an oracle, systematically abused>my character becomes a witch, the half-sister/cousin an oracle So basically my character's father is the BBEG, his mother is an evil hag who might have my character's sibling, and my character is desperate and terrified. Plus everything has recently got about 100 times more complicated. My character's family history is so fucking convoluted.
>>42224681I personally disagree
>>42224743I've noticed the universal rule of Mary sues is abnormal parentage.It's actually rare to find a sue that lacks it.
>>42224754Good for you, you have shit taste. You probably also think Sir Bearington and Angry Marines is quality humor as well
>>42224784Trust me, I only asked to be a changeling, everything else just spiraled out of control.
>>42224681No, Henderson was a punishment to a bad GM.He was the hero that the game needed, but not the one it deserved.
>>42224788Hey.Don't you fucking lump ANGRY MARINES into the same category as Henderson and Bearington.Angry Marines are the shit.I prefer Pretty Marines and Spooky Marines, though.
>>42224788I'm sorry anon, I'll stop liking what you don't like
>>42224788>You probably also think Sir Bearington and Angry Marines is quality humour as well>Implying Angry Marines are badGtfo
>>42224863They just don't have the appeal they used to. They feel one-dimensional and silly now. Notice how most new chapters being churned out are trying to be semi-serious.
>>42223751This is great. Sadly the deviantart account doesn't actually exist.I wish there were more of those.
>As an infant Mary Annette was kidnapped by Fey, and replaced by a changeling. She would later learn that the main reason she was taken was because at some point in the past another Fey had seduced one of her ancestors and the thought of having a budding Sorceress to play with was too good to pass up. Since they didn't feel like raising this child themselves, however, these Fey decided to place her in a foster home, in the most entertaining (to them) fashion they could. They picked a random town, dumped the child into it, and cast Enchantments on the population to force them to love and care for her. Notably, Mary Annette was also Charmed during this period. She lived in this "paradise" for a while, growing up used to being treated like a princess.>After several years, however, the Church of Graeus learned of the strange cult that had sprung up in the small village, and sent Inquisitors to investigate it. As a result, the magical hold on the village was revealed, and a purge began on the villagers under the Faeries' sway. Some fought back with single minded aggression, others stood still as if dazed, and still others broke into unending song and dance until they were cut down or collapsed from exhaustion. During this period, Mary Annette's sorcerous powers awoke as she tried to return everything the way it was, and for a brief moment it seemed as though she had, as villagers and Inquisitors alike stopped their fighting to come to her aid. Eventually, however, the magic holding the people appeared to fade, and they awoke from a dream that had lasted 15 years. >With no remaining magic, and the blame for the cult resting solely on her, Mary Annette was forced to run away and disappeared into the forest, once again spirited away by Fey creatures. It was then that she learned who was truly responsible for controlling the village. This occurred 4 years ago.This was my character.
>>42224949So because the new chapters are trying to be semi serious Angry Marines are shit because they're silly?
>>42224997Pretty bad but depending on the setting might not be 100% disgusting. At least you know better now anon.
>>42224863>>42224852>>42224932Angry Marines are reddit tier. The punchline to every last AM picture is>le ANGREE FAEC XDDDAnd it's never, every funny
>>42224997Pretty bad but if you're talking about how shitty your own character was that means you've gotten betterProbably.
>>42224784Most tabletop characters tend to have abnormal parentage. You don't become a paragon of power and death by having a father teach you to whittle and a mother breastfeeding you and teaching you cook and sew.
>>42224932>I stole an Animaniacs gag and applied to a bear instead of a chicken because bears are epic 4 da winzorz like bacon and sporks!>aren't I original and clever?!Bearington is shit and so are you
>>42224949>characters from a miniature game playing a miniature gameMan, this is some Inception-level shit
>>42225029Sorry for liking things you don't like, AnonPlease tell us more about your sense of humour so we may assimilate into it
>>42225075>Only reads first part of post
>>42225135>implying angry mamemes are any better
>>42225073Was expecting care bear marinesI am disappoint
>>42223723Just posting some related images.
>>42225167Hmm, thought I had more. Oh well.
>>42225194Although honestly, I think the right one should have had>Age: really 5000 but doesn't look a day over 17!
>>42225194The irony here is that the "balanced" character's "normal flaws" are actually throwaway flaws, a telltale sign of a Sue
>>42225219But that would make them NOT a teenage self insert, only looking like one.
>>42224514>I read Herman Hesse and all I could do was relate it to shitposts on my Chinese cartoon imageboard>I am literally a waste of oxygen
>>42225219Agreed. Preposterously aged girls should never look a day over 12.
>>42225260Wait, are you seriously telling me this isn't a board about Mongolian queer literature?
>>42225260>Using said Chinese cartoon imageboard>Also a waste of oxygen
>>42225239Depends on the setting or RP'ing. If adhered to in a social and perhaps school-setting RP (which I'd imagine so, seeing the teenage stuff and other details), they make sense.
Should I mention this? The memories of how I made those Anons rage from that one tumblr account are flooding on.
>>42225296This sounds juicy, story time?
>>42225278Yeah, it's actually a Chukchi reindeer herding discussion board.
>>42225296Please, don't remind me of this. If you are human, you must have a soul. You know what this does.
>>42225296Okay you have my interest.
>>42225289You can't waste oxygen. Oxygen plays an important role in the carbon cycle. Even someone who is a complete waste of space, life, and time cannot be a waste of oxygen, because they are still producing a gas important to plants.So remember, even if you are a useless piece of shit, you are still appreciated.by plants.
>>42224707Even though it wasn't included in her backstory. It's worth nothing that she said the character was still attractive despite messed up eyes and scars on her face and body.
>>42225311You don't know? http://marysuefacepalm.tumblr.com/post/91580799866>>42225319It was an old thread. >>42225349Oh, you're from the thread? I'm sorry.
>>42225289Sorry, anon. I just don't understand how that's what you could get out of that book. And I didn't even particularly like Siddartha as a book.
>>42225360I'm motivated nowI'm gonna re roll myself into a DruidTo love the plants back.
>>42225377That tumblr is thousands of times more irritating than the lame OC character.
Can't seem to find a link to that thread. Point is, it was late at night, tumblr was used, and I laughed my butt off.>>42225415It gets worse.
Hi, My name is Daenyrus Stormborn. I was orphaned when I was only 4, when my parents were killed protecting me. The orhpanage I went to was set up so that the people who knew my parents could watch over me. When I turend 12, I unlocked my secret lightning dragon ability, which lets me turn me into a lightning dragon. I lost control and killed everyone at the orphanage. I got so upset I left, swearing to never let anyone get close to me again incase I hurt them. I wander killed demons and evil spirits with my Dragon-Tail Lightning Katanas, which I weild two of. I also have a tail that I can turn into a spear and throw. My best friend is a demon cat that can transform into a hunky guy who is in love with me, but only if I kiss him.
>>42225428This is your previous thread, I'm assuming:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38321924/#383235241) Learn to use the archive2) Holy shit I don't give a fuck about the transformers character that tumblr literally has someone policing slashfic titles and a mod asking how he can get autismbux on the first page
>>42225377I am now considering the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon.
>>42225473Could be worse.http://causewayfans.deviantart.com/http://optimusandcauseway.tumblr.com/Sometimes, you have to wonder. "If I were to cause an apocalypse so that only the idiots would die, would God allow it?" >>42225471I was searching in said archive.
>>42225278Just out of interest is Mongolian queer literature actually a thing?
>>42223751Last line ruins it. Never break character.
>>42225509This is the internet. There is bound to be something you're looking for if you look for it enough. Try Amazon.
>>42225509WellThere are billions of peopleI think a Mongolian person has written gay literature at least onceTl;dr rule 34
>>42225377Jesus. Fucking. Christ.>>42225509Closest thing I can think of is the trap khan from Magic's Totally-Not-The-Mongol-Horde faction.
I got 359,000 results on google for Mongolian queer literature.
>>42223751Last line is perfect
>>42225509>>42225544Not Mongolian specifically, but Asian American queer lit is a thing.
>>42225473Please do. If you're that much of a thin skinned bitch nigga, the world is better off without you
>>42225239>very clumsy>bad at math>is a crybabySure, you can theoretically write around them, but those are pretty big flaws.
>>42225499Why is she so horrible at english?>United StatesOh ...She's actually not horrible at drawing though.
>>42225544>>42225570Yeah but Mongolia has a population under ~3 million, of which roughly a third is nomadic and in general which is really sparsely distributed. It also has a really large proportion of the population being very young and its infrastructure is limited, although IIRC it does have one national university with a bunch of different branches.I'm just interested I guess. I have no impression of Mongolian's stance on LGBT shit at all, like I'm not sure if you would even have queer literature as a concept in Mongolia.I'd be specifically interested in queer literature in modern day Mongolian written by a resident or ex-resident. Or any literature really, I mean what is the Mongolian literature scene in general like, can you get translations of it? Sexual minority literature just seems like it might be interesting given the ex-Soviet government and mix of shamanism and Buddhism s major religions.>>42225636Yeah but that's a pretty major step out of just Mongolia.
>>42225377Why do so many Mary-Sues have broken powers that ~drain her life force~ and ~might kill her~ as if anyone believed for a second that would really happen? She has her instant win button, and the only downside is being bedridden afterward while the male lead takes care of her.
>>42225387That's good anon. Don't forget to be the immortal super son of mother nature with a rainbow for hair and a forest for eyes. Be sure to mention wielding the life staff, the super powerful artifact that gives you control over all life everywhere, even when it's not alive. Maybe go into detail about how it only picks the kindest, mightiest, most intelligent, and beautiful person to have ever lived to be it's wielder.
>>42225683The first one is the only really bad flaw. Depends on the setting but generally, clumsiness is pretty shitty.
>>42225604I just googled it. The first result is a very brief document by an American formerly resident there with the Peace Corps, but it does have this heading which is IMO pretty much a game concept in and of itself. Or a band name.
>>42225636But any in Mongolian? I'm legitimately curious now. I've got nothing better to do than wait for my pain from the dentist's office to go away.>>42225707Because stupidity? >>42225730Because the writers want to make their readers think for a second that their sue might just die?>>42225727There is a lot of curiosity in this thread.
>>42225770It's really not. It mostly just translates to "whoops I tripped! I'm so silly and clumsy lol :^)" and other shitty attempts to play the character off as "cute" and "moe".
>>42225683>clumsy Will only crop up when it's convenient to make the character more "moe">bad at mathI don't see this coming up very often and when it does see above>crybabyAgain, more moeshit. Also a handy way to make the character hog the spotlight with their lolsorandumb Scooby-Doobian antics
>>42225775>Or a band name.Sounds like something out of some techno band.
>>42225803That's not a Mary SueIt's just a very shitty meme character
>>42225808That just means whoever is playing them is awful.But the shitty people get noticed more often than good people.
>>42225770Being overly emotional can lead to social problems, too. Most people don't want to deal with that.>>42225808>>42225816Take it for what it is, not what it might be. Anything can be written off as a non-flaw if you assume the person writing is incompetent.
>>42225828We are... ISOLATED CYBERGAYSAnd we're here to BLOW YOU... R MINDThis is our first song: I WISH I WAS AT HOME (PLAYING VIDEOGAMES)
>>42225883I wish I was at home, playing with boys...In call of dutyWe're straight
>>42225871>if you assume the person writing is incompetent.Which is a pretty safe assumption I'd the person is a self-appointed Mary Sue police
>Atlan was the best monk in the whole of his academy. He was better than all the other monks at dodging. He was better than all the other monks at defending himself. And he was much better at all the other monks at mediating to find enlightenment and inner peace. He was better at all the things, and all the other monks were jealous of his achievements, but also respectful too.>The Great Master thought that he was the best monk too, and wanted Atlan to succeed him. But a jealous fellow monk, Nila, was jealous of him and killed the Great Master while he was asleep in a cowardly way for she was not as great a monk. Atlan vowed a holy monk vengeance oath on Nila, but she ran away and he had to chase after her, but she was such a coward she was very good at hiding despite the fact that he was stronger and faster and smarter and a better monk.>Atlan is skilled in all forms of martial arts and the use of chi, and can run on the walls and ceiling as easily as the floors. He's good with all sorts of weapons even deadly ones that he's not supposed to use because he's a monk but he can use them anyway because he's taken an oath of vengeance. Even when he's defeated he has a chance of going into the Avatar state like Aang but in this case he doesn't die forever if he gets too badly hurt he's just invincible for a while.
>>42225913Also a pretty safe assumption if the character is a girl with cat ears in a high school setting.
>>42225911>I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I'M A LOSER, MOM~>I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I'M A LOSER~>IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A HOMO I SWEAR~>I'M NOT A HOMO - PROBABLY, I THINK~
>>42225933In a shocking twist Atlan is actually Nila.
>>42225933>But in this case he doesn't die forever if he gets too hurt he's just invincible for a while>Die foreverNOOOO REALLY WHAT DOES HE THINK DYING MEANS?!?!
>>42225933Monks are supposed to be humble.
>>42225952Eh, depends on the setting. It could work in Shadowrun, for example
>>42225194>>42225239>>42225291>>42225683>>42225770>>42225816>>42225871>>42225913>>42225952How has no one commented on the fact that her power is turning into a cat... if/when she hears the Meow Mix song. The Meow Mix Song. That's not a power at all. I mean, maybe she has it as her ringtone, but man.
>>42225960>techno tracks>having lyrics >not just using random sound bites from obscure 60s scifi movies You suck at this
...I now regret ever having made that Mongolian queer literature comment.
>>42226014Because that's just so purely lolsorandumb it's not even worth commenting on.
>>42225952The original content had nothing to do with context. He said that they were throwaway flaws, which are telltale signs of a sue. I'm arguing that they aren't really throwaway flaws.
>>42226035I admit I'm not deep into queer techno. On that note, is there a Mongolian queer techno scene?
>>42223945slither me timbers, that's bad
>>42226081It's the same thing as regular techno, just with more lesbian throatsinging sampled in
>>42226081If you ever find any link me please
>>42226053Where do you think you are? We're going to extract any humor out anything that might be containing humor to extract.
>>42226086Mortal pun encountered. Fatality.
>>42226102And then run it into the ground so fast that it'll never be funny again
>>42226094>Lesbian throatsingingWow this thread is just a river of new and interesting ideas.
>>42226123better us do it than someone else.
>>42226123Yeah, but it will be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.
>>42226094>>42226095So I don't know what the actual lyrics are here but it does sound like he's just saying BOY BOY BOY over and over again at one point:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjAOr maybe this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE
>>42224997I kind of like it. It's taking the mary sue archetype and turning it on its head. If you RP it as her being constantly frustrated by people not loving her, you could have a good thing or potential bbeg
>>42226167I love youMo(ngolian) Homo.
>>42225971Atlan is a Turkish name that means red, and Nila is a Sanskrit name that means blue.
>>42226081>>42226094>>42226095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40zBHKP4AISomething like this?
>go to /mu/ for a mongolian queer techno thread>can't find one>go to /tg/ for a mary sue thread>find one>it's actually a mongolian queer techno thread
>>42226233We're in a magical place, Anon. Just like /k/. Who has that screencap of the guy who went hunting with Napalm rounds?
>>42226233Except no one was seriously discussing this and it's just another shitty meme.>le you don't need any other boards
>>42226094>>42226131>>42226156Try some Alaskan throat singing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGM0BlA95Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlSULsfEh-s&list=PLTUlTwlsdlFQh43KDDW4TSakzt0-3XO59
>>42226285I can show you Mongolian queersShining shimmering technoTell me anon,When did you last let your boner decide?
>>42226192ILU2 anon.>>42226199If it's a reference I didn't get it. Nice taste though
>>42226365>/k/more like magical realm
>>42226339>Doesn't understand what a meme is>Calls a joke being discussed a meme
>>42225683Want to know who else had the token flaw of "very clumsy"?Bella Swan is who. Clumsy is the ultimate token flaw, one that will either only work to the sue's advantage, or be completely buried once it's mentioned.
>>42226405>If it's a reference I didn't get it.Roses are red,violets are blue,in Soviet Russiapoem writes you.
>>42225499>"If I were to cause an apocalypse so that only the idiots would die, would God allow it?"Who necessarily would classify as an idiot?
>>42226364I know this is probably some check your privilege shit but I find it so weird when people have names like Janet Aglukkaq.That isn't to my tastes but what they can do is pretty impressive.
>>42225805>Because the writers want to make their readers think for a second that their sue might just die?But they know she won't die, because she's a Mary Sue, unless it's the very definitely final chapter and there's nothing left to do but cry about how perfect she was.It doesn't change the fact that she can go beyond the main cast's power level any time she wants.
>>42226440Go fuck yourself, Anon...Nicerhymestho
>>42226449Good question. I'm sure most people would put people who survive as not idiots.
>>42226412Is it bad that the thing that angers me most in this picture is the "bisexual aromantic" Tumblr shit?
>>42226285or the guy who fed all the /k/ anons cum brownies at their georgia meetup?
>>42226475>she can go beyond the main cast's power level any time she wantsIs Goku a Gary Stu?
>>42226412I would play with this character in Unknown Armies. Or at least a character who thought they were this character.
>>42225499>"If I were to cause an apocalypse so that only the idiots would die, would God allow it?"Of course not, he would feel lonely with no believers.
>>42226475But there is the case when said Sue comes back as some sort of demon goddess/angel or gets control of heaven because God decided she was better than him.
>>42226513But he'd have his followers in Heaven and could just restart the universe. Checkmate.
>>42225883>>42225911>>42225960Capped for posterity.
>>42223751So basically devil may cry... with a plane...Dig
>>42226377>When did you last let your boner decide?Every single damn day.
>>42226449Let's get the ball rolling and find out.
>>42226449Everyone that frequents 4chan. Duh.
>>42226750Who said it had to be a ball, huh?Why can't it be a square or a triangle?Check your privilege, Shapist scum
>>42226500That's debatable. He actually has a few very serious flaws (as in, 1, he's dumb muscle, not very bright, 2, his love of fighting tends to get him into bad spots). Still, he always tends to get through the problems somehow, so I think it might count.Also one of the reasons I find the Androids saga one of the most interesting, because "oh shit, our go-to answer is deathly ill, we gotta take care of shit ourselves against a vastly superior foe".
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>42226763But that would mean...I roll to believe that not everyone who frequents 4chan is an idiot.
>>42226855aaand we're doomed.
>>42226630You're allowed to be, I had to stop myself from laughing out loud and waking up the entire house.I do notice I messed up the image a bit with transparency. My gimp-skills are weak, forgive me sempai!
>>42226882Gimping ain't easy
>>42226873No one press the button. There is still hope for us. Of course I'd be the one to cause this. My luck.
>>42224788Hey, hey, Bearington was pretty funny the first time. It only got annoying when it was spammed as some sort of "best of /tg/" thing.
>>42224997I don't see what's so bad about this really?It's a non standard backstory but she isn't invincible, everyone loved her because they were mind raped too for some other beings amusement, she herself was mindraped.Is it because a church is painted as antagonistic?Where's the sue?
>>42226913That happens a lot to tons of funny things.
>>42224378ye shut ya gob, afor ye get a face full of dandruff.
>>42226935honestly i think it would depend on how you played her. If you played her as a confused woman who is unsure of society and her place because her whole childhood was a lie it wouldn't be too bad. Could also easily end up as a whiny fob who wants everything her way because the fae gave it to her that way and uses constant threats of fae creatures to get what she wants.
Angry Marines: GreatBearington: OkayHenderson: ShitPlease remember to like, follow, and subscribe.
>>42226935I dunno, I like it as a subversion of the Sue. It's set up to be a sue in the town, and then that illusion gets strung over a barrel and beaten to death. Character has to cope with the reality of not being a sue.Could be interesting if played well.
>>42227036Angry Marines: GreatPretty Marines: BetterSpooky Marines: BestFollow for more soft grunge
>>42227036>>42227056Shitposting: Okay.4chan shitposting: Great./tg/ shitposting: Better
>>42227036Old man Henderson was good for what it was, fucking with a shitty GM's game. In any other circumstance it'd be kinda shitty, yeah.It was still entertaining tho.
>>42227036bet you don't even like moped maid>"beep beep"
>>42227092stop being reasonable. you need to either love it 100% or hate it with every fiber of your being
>>42227089That hasnt been true for years
>>42227176I'm sorry inquisitorIt won't happen again
>>42227209>>42227176Isn't that just an SoB though?
>>42227224Shit, I thought it was a dead one from the blood on the forehead
>>42227250But anon.Anon.Really anon.That's not her blood
Have you ever heard the tale of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?
>>42226855“Also worthy of mention is a clique among the suicidal for whom the meaning of their act is a darker thing. Frustrated as perpetrators of an all-inclusive extermination, they would kill themselves only because killing it all is closed off to them. They hate having been delivered into a world only to be told, by and by, “This way to the abattoir, Ladies and Gentlemen.” They despise the conspiracy of Lies for Life almost as much as they despise themselves for being a party to it. If they could unmake the world by pushing a button, they would do so without a second thought. There is no satisfaction in a lonesome suicide. The phenomenon of “suicide euphoria” aside, there is only fear, bitterness, or depression beforehand, then the troublesomeness of the method, and nothingness afterward. But to push that button, to depopulate this earth and arrest its rotation as well—what satisfaction, as of a job prettily done. This would be for the good of all, for even those who know nothing about the conspiracy against the human race are among its injured parties.” ― Thomas Ligotti, The Conspiracy Against the Human Race
>>42227284Of course we haveWhy should we show something everyone already knows about?That's like THE Mary Sue.
>>42227284Everyone has, hence she's not worth mentioning.Not to mention it was most likely a parody anyway.
>>42227308No, THE Mary Sue would have to be the Star Trek fan character who inspired the term.
>>42227287Tl;Dr something something philosophy.
>>42227287So, 4chan in a nutshell?
>For this Warcraft RPG I'll be making a half-human, half-orc, half-draenei, multi-classed Shaman/Paladin/Wizard hybrid.>Also he's the chosen one and the son of that one wizard guyYou mean Medivh, one of the most central characters to all Warcraft lore?>Yeah that guy
>>42227331This is why I should start watching star trek, so I can get weird references that became common phrases.
>>42227369Just watch DS9, anon. It's the best series.Of course every series still has bad episodes, no matter how good the rest is.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>42227287I really had to pick the picture that said kill everyone in this thread, and screw up the rolls. I roll to believe that there is still hope for man. I'm going to get us all killed, aren't I?
>>42224743>tattoos belt of masculinity onto baby>tattoos beltwat
>>42227438Almost critical failureStop making the important rolls anonYou've doomed us all
>>42224788Gee anon, what are the real patrician comedy stylings we should all be following? You're the one with all the answers, right?
>>42227460He will always have a belt to use for whipping people.-peels off flesh-
>>42227464Why am I the one who dooms the human race? Why can't I be the guy that introduces a rising trend in Mongolian Queer Literature to spread across libraries across the world?
>>42227438What hope, anon?
>>42225296I don't know why anyone is flipping out over that. The Suethor herself, howeverhttps://encyclopediadramatica.se/Realmrsoptimusprime
>>42227521I honestly think you'll have better luck with mongolian queer techno.
>>42227521ah but you see anon, that IS the doom of mankind! for within the depths of Mongolian Queer Literature to come from your trend setting, lies the eldritch rituals to finally awaken the great cthulhu
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>42227528Someone needs to put together a screencap of how Anon doomed the human race. Maybe I can jinx things in the right place. I roll to doom the human race intentionally.
>>42227551True.>>42227556Huh. Now it all makes sense now. >>42227574Oh, come on!
>>42227521This is how you will doom us all, anonRiots will break over what Mongolian queer literature is real Mongolian queer literature after controversy caused by a book.The world will be in anarchy. Crazed fanatics will unleash a biological weapon in the MQL civil war. It,l be uncontrollable.Everyone will die.And it will be all your fault.
>>42227092The problem is that the GM is only shitty for letting Henderson succeed. It's circular logic.If the GM was an asshole who "deserved" to have his game fucked with, then 90% of the shit that Henderson did would have flat out failed or at least been met with significantly more pushback. Instead, Henderson basically never fails. And there's parts where the GM is clearly being just as silly and playing along:>So Jimmy took a hit, and totally failed every check the GM sent his way.>He saw Jesus, and then Jesus turned into a giant squid thing. In the deep distance, the Weed softened the blow by masking everything behind a cartoon-ey after-glow. >About the time the ritual reached it's height, Henderson was debating which AC/DC album was the best with the cashier.>The end result of that argument was that while they couldn't decide if Back in Black or Dirty Deeds was the best album, Black Ice was pretty boss and heralded only good.An asshole GM would not have roleplayed an argument about AC/DC while precious ~plot~ was happening.
>>42227574GOD DAMNIT ANON.
>>42227608I never wanted to hurt anyone. I never wanted any of this.
>>42227631No one ever does, Walker.
>>42225194This is like the Mary Sue's JKing guide to Mary Sue.
>>42227629We only knew what the post told usIt's illogical to assume, anonAnd the original Henderson post stated that the GM was shitty
>>42227664>We only knew what the post told usYes, and what he told us was that the GM not only allowed Henderson's antics, but actively played along with them.
>>42227630At least we know how the world will end. Not from famine, aliens, disease, or war in a traditional sense. No it will be from Mongolian Queer Literature and Mongolian Queer Techno. The Khan himself will be revived and embrace the new trend, and he will be the one that thanks me as the countdown clock reaches zero.
>>42227645But things never turnout like they should.
>>42227694Damnit just let me be obi wan kenobiBut anyway, just because the DM played along and put up with it doesn't mean he wasn't a shitty DM for other reasons.Does he ever specify why he's shitty? I need to check.
>>42225412Seriously. This is like watching the greasiest, neckbeardiest monkey in the mud pit fling shit at the second greasiest and neckbeardiest monkey while it cries clutching its banana.Are mary-sues that rage inducing that we ignore the obvious sperg-lord doing the tear down?
God damn it /tg/, now I'm listening to Mongolian and possibly queer (oh boyo oh boyo) techno. I won't be listening to anything else for a week now.ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>42227821I honestly got more annoyed at the tumblr's shitty font and letter colouring that made it impossible to read the commentary (not to mention the obnoxious background image) than the Sue itself.
>>42227863Maybe. Yes? No. Yeah, definitely maybe.
>>42226233Shit I don't even like quests but I'd be down for Mongolian Queer Techno Quest
>>42227863>>42227897...did I just create a meme?
>>42227531Good Jesus why?
>>42227863This reminded me to go listen to the linked songs from earlierI FEEL YOUR PAIN
>>42227910Yes. Now rejoice in it. Or not. It all depends on you.
>>42227738>Does he ever specify why he's shitty?"Bullshit tactics to make everyone go crazy". Henderson never even loses any sanity, if I'm reading the story correctly.Meanwhile, Henderson's player uses "it's in my backstory" as justification to know and have whatever he wants at any given moment.
>>42227897Do itIt's about a Mongolian gay man/woman that wants to start making techno musicNamefag it up.
>>42227910Well, if anyone bothers to screencap, perhaps, maybe?I already did the Isolated Cybergays one, and I'm tired enough to completely mess up this one if I'd do it, so if anyone feels like it, go ahead, I won't be doing it.>>42227935That was literally what I was listening to. Also impressive (or maybe just telling of how small the scene is) that two individual anons came up with the same song.
>>42227980>shaky foundation>uneven layers>vaporized by the sun
>>42227977>Also impressive (or maybe just telling of how small the scene is) that two individual anons came up with the same song.Ok, I just googled it, and it's just the top two results that are literally the same song.Also, the archive page of this thread is the last hit on the first page for "mongolian queer techno".Wow, there's really not a lot of this stuff.
>>42228016We need more.
>>42223751goddammit i woke up my roommate
>>42228012No, it is the flag of queer conlangers.It represents a rainbowized tower of Babel. reddit.com/r/QueerConlangers
>thread starts out as Mary Sue thread>argument about TG maymays>Suddenly Mongolian queer literature>Thread becomes about mongolain queer techno and literature>GG 4Chan, GG.
>>42228016>>42228046I've been trying to find more, and this is from the same dude.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-cApparently his handle is Zorigoo, and he has a facebook page. Just look him up.
>>42228116I already love him
>>42228103We need to spread this to >>>/mu/ and >>>/lit/ .
>>42228103/tg/: a magical place
>>42228116I gotta say, he's got damn impressive video clips:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDg3njOG1euvzN62tnh5YMw/feed
Oh, my goodness, this is just making my sides hurt.
>>42228116that Yiddish throat sinningI'm sold.take that /mu/
>>42225194>Animu furshitboth are trash-tier characters
>>42228297/tg/ is the new /Mu/
Is it okay for a GMPC who steers the story to be a mary sue? How mary sue is this?>centuries old wizard (this is normal for old wizards, but now there are ~5000 out of 50 billion people and the typical modern wizard is seen as little more than a charlatan)>most knowledge of any living being>Last remaining void mage (raw creation/destruction of matter, he has lost this ability entirely) and one of the greatest mind mages of all time (manipulating the brains of others to make yourself invisible to them, inciting sleep etc). Like any great wizard has knowledge of all forms of magic.>appears as a handsome middle-aged man dressed for another century>powers long faded (magic works directly through physical fitness, willpower, and happiness coupled with magic knowledge and experience) and has grown indifferent and depressed, but has one last mission in the mortal realm, to kill his lifelong rival who has grown to a great threat>drunk fuck>generally hates the player party but needs them to kill his much more powerful rival, however he lies to them about treasure and untold power that doesn't exist to get them to complete his goals>has his own pocket dimension he created, a series of flat platforms in a dark place lit by obscure lampposts. Here he has immortalized his worthy friends as ghosts to continue their work and conversation, these ghosts hate mortals even more and GMPC will rarely allow the two to meet, only letting players into the realm in dire endgame situations
>>42228335>>42228297>>42228141FYI I posted this:>>>/mu/58587086
>>42228420>GMPC rather than an NPC>GMPC is also stronkK.
>>42228432I love you
so how high on the sue-o-meter does a tracker/hunter that got banished for throwing the statue they worshiped as god off a cliff?
>>42228863That's not nearly enough information. We demand a 5-page written backstory and details about his or her powers and specialness.
>>42228863Doing something like that doesn't make him. A Mary Sue.
>>42228863Doesn't sound really sueish at all. I demand more info.
>Straight from the d20 page-Born from the Void to the Shadowborn clan of the Venomous Fen in the Far East.-Shadowoborn worship Abraxas the Unfathomable.-Believe that his lie of Pleroma is the perfect ploy for power, what dragonkyn respect more than anything.-Believe we come from his Void of Souls that power him, and we can commune with, and access the memories of, our ancestors and souls we have sent to the Void.-Believe we go straight to the Void of Souls instead of Death's Reward.-Born into a Hatching Pool with all the other eggs of my generation during the Orc Wars.-All but 20 of my eggkyn were killed during an invasion.-Trained for 15 years to become Shadowborn, the Assassin Warriors of dragonkyn.-First mission was to murder the Orc Chief of the clan that killed my eggkyn.-Failed miserably all but my two best friends killed.a-Us 3 trained for another 15 years and became generals over the next two generations of Shadowborn.-Led troops to kill entire orc clan that killed my eggkyn and Clutch Brethren, and any of the orcs from the clans that aligned with them. We also killed any peaceful orc clans we passed.-Returned home triumphantly to have the elder that saved my egg tell me I and my Clutch Brothers have brought dishonor on the clan and am not welcome.-Killed the elder in a fit of rage, and us 3 left.Orc Genocide Tactics:-Hid in the shadows of the Orc Clans until we were in position to kill any resistance & burnt the remainder of the town alive, surrounding it, and killing any that run from the flames.-Now will only kill for good, honor, or a valuable prize.
>>42226449Anyone who says something like that.
>>42227167Wafflehouse Millionaire is always the best.
>>42226364/mu/ here>kathy keknek>keknekthat is allcool stuff btw. love me some throat singing. the stuff one of you cross-boarded is pretty interesting
This question is partially related to Mongolian Queer Techno/Lit, but what's going on in Mongolia in Shadowrun?I found some info that said that the Peoples Republic of China fell but regional warlords and megacorps have filled that political vacuum.How can we include Mongolian Queer Techno in Shadowrun?
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-890045/winners-announced-parasyte-the-maxim--my-very-own-parasyte-contest?pg=12It's easy to find literal pages full of them if you know what to look for.
>>42229299We have the Khan warlords back and rule the country. The current Khan loves him some queer techno with throatsinging.
>>42229242Glad you liked it. This was definitely worth staying up for until 6 am. And counting...
>>42225066That's actually exactly what happened in my character's case.
>>422295235am in EnglandSleep is for the weak
Tempted to archive this for the glorious mongolian queer literature/techno...Do I go ahead or not?
>>42225194>Father: Prince Vegeta
>>42230166How the hell did he bang Serenity is my question.
>>42230169>>42230048http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42223723/Archived for great Mongolian queer justice. Wasn't sure about the tags, so I hope I didn't screw it up too badly.
Does a Mary Sue have to be exceptionally talented at everything, or can it just be a single talent? And do they have to be amazing at it, or can they just be good at it?
>>42231058The critical condition of a Mary Sue is author favoritism. Everything else is secondary.
>>42225029>Angry Marines are reddit tierGET OUT OF THIS BOARD...You god-forsaken newfag.
>>42231132Shit, how do I avoid showing that in the work? I mean, I love my characters and I give them trials, challenges, and hardships to make them more interesting and relatable, but I sometimes fear they might come off as a Mary Sue.
>>42230313Damn, suptg is almost all quest threads at this point.
>>42224949>The Farseer and Vindicare models just on the side of the the game tableWhy have I never noticed this before?
>>42224997That last bit was pretty shit. The fey being total dickheads and showing her paradise just to kidnap her one random day to use her as a living stool would have been leagues better.
>>42225376Are you saying bacon girls aren't adorable? Cause bacon girls can be pretty adorable.
>>42225029Why are you even here?
>>42223723a backstory can no more define a mary sue than the color of their shoes
>>42227278It's my semen
I'm glad I could a part of this thread.
>>42233950I shed tears with my Mongolian queer brethrenToday is a good day, isolated cyberqueers
My latest DnD character, a Tiefling sorcerer's backstory is that he was born and raised in some form of hell-like realm, but after realizing that what most of his race does is wrong, he sneaks off to earth to live a life of peace and solitude.
>>42227449You know, I never noticed until now, but that wolf is way too happy while looking up at that horse pussy.
>>42223723A Shadowrun character I once saw online: "half dwarf and half elf, with all the advantages of both and none of the flaws". There was actually someone out there who thought this was okay, and had a GM who also didn't see a problem with it.
>>42234507MFW this makes me want to cryThis is why I've only done games with one group throughout my tabletop experiences
>>42234780The good news is that I'm pretty sure this player was literally fourteen years old, and that I've never actually had to deal with someone that terrible myself.The closest is the Dark Heresy player who wanted to play a half-Eldar, but to her defense she was really new to the setting and couldn't quite wrap her head around the whole xenophobia thing.
>>42234492>I lol'd.>>42234378Indeed it was.
Worst character I ever made was an orphaned street urchin who got caught up in a violent gang. He then got a dream vision from [insert setting's sun god] (he's pretty sure it was from that god) that he should stop the violent gang he's a part of. So he ax-murdered them all in their sleep one by one because he thought that it was what the god wanted. And then joined a monastery to become a paladin of that god so he could do more 'justice'.
>>42231358you're probably going easy on your characters without even knowing it.
>>42223723You asked for it, Mr Jameson. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more pictures of Spidey's muscular ass to be taking.
>>42224788Don't let me detain you.
>>42226937That happens to ALL funny things anon.
>>42226911OOOH! look! A BUTTON!
I ghostwrite smut for a living. You want to hear the most god awful fucking plebit deviantart dumblr /d/ tier shit?I don't have the fucking picture for it but I saved the god damn text because someone fucking submitted this shit and we had to edit it out. Note: this shit may actually get published as a smut novel. This is word for word. You have been warned.Goddess Queen Miss Alexys Alendretta is a half succubus half lamia who rules the Matriarchal Queendom of Utopia. She has hypnotic powers over anyone who looks directly upon her and has the power to make anyone who hears voice orgasm and fall under her power. She has perfect breasts, a perfect ass, smells like cotton candy and is able to read the mind of anyone who is thinking of her or within a 100 yard radius. She can emit pheremones tthat are addictive to anyone who has spent more than five minutes with her. Her eyes change color with her mood, her hair and skin color change to how she feels. She was created by scientist and religious scholars to be the ultimate sexual being that no mortal could resist and was programmed (because she is part cyborg) to rule in the manner most effecient for creating hybrids. The only person she ever loved was her scientist mommy kendra who taught her everything she knew. She makes sure scientist mommy is always happy by providing boys for her to please her and take care of her every need. There was an elevator pitch bio with it, but I think for the good of /tg/ and the people on her I shouldn't post it
>>42224788You don't have to post here you know.
>>42223723His mother was an elf who became half-angel and half-devil, and his father was a half-giant who stole the power of a dragon, so when he was born he had horns and dragon eyes and silver hair. He lives in an impenetrable castle guarded by angels and golems, and has a pet griffon that was trained just for him. His best friend is a blue dragon that hatched just after he was born, and they became blood brothers.This is what will be the backstory for my latest PC's son.
>>42225291>playing in a school setting>not drinking bleach
Bog is stupid. Not retarded, but really really stupid.He was born as the third son of a farmer and thus never really had anything to look forward in life. This didn't change either when everything he could have inherited was destroyed in a fire. The only things that survived the fire were Bog, and his older sister.The townspeople separated them both and made his sister, Maria, work at the local Inn, and Bog work for Aleg, the guy who ran the sawmill.Bog had to carry around logs all day long. This resulted in him becoming REALLY strong. He also had to sleep outside. Bog didn't like sleeping outside, so he often went to the stables and slept next to the horses (inb4 /d/).One night Bog heard something outside the stables. Since it was in the middle of winter, and Bog had to work outside a lot, Bog was very coughed up.Bog went outside to check out what was going on. Turns out there were horse-thieves outside preparing their ropes to tie up the horses inside the shed.They hadn't spotted Bog yet. He asked in his very rough coughed up voice:"Who are you?".The thieves were so shocked, one of them tried to run away, but forgot that the other was still holding the other end of the rope.One thief dislocated his shoulder, the other fell and hit his head on a stone and went unconscious immediately.The villagers awoke to this commotion and saw Bog with two thieves. The thieves were hung the next day and Bog received a whole bag of copper. Bog was happy.A few months later the message spread throughout the land that war broke loose. Soon thereafter the king himself was traveling though the area, recruiting "volunteers" from every village for his army.Understandably, none of the villagers wanted to join the army and instead suggested the King to take the hero Bog.When the King went into battle with his newly recruited army, he lost. Nobody but one survived on his side, and that one was Bog, who ran after hearing the first canon-shot.And here begins Bogs adventure.
ctrl + f "tumblr"Only 9 results, /tg/?
>>42237984Nigger what are you doing.POST IT