Mama Kato! Are you okay? How's the leg? I'm super concerned.

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>>42134497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0Qxk

The once active crowds are now dead-silent, waiting for the purple-haired woman's reply. Jaco looks at them both with a sort of eager curiosity while Bulma's sister seems genuinely surprised Yamcha asked such a question. Launch is absolutely giddy, as is Lazuli.

Bulma scans the crowds, not quite sure what to say yet. You notice your brother giving her a thumb's up. Hah, of course he is. Bulma takes a deep breath.

...and then Goku asks the question. "Maple, er, what's marriage, again? Is it like... some kind of food thing?"

You almost instinctively find your face becoming well acquainted with your palm. Of course he still doesn't know. Damn it monkey boy...

>A. Explain to Goku what marriage is
>B. Tell him to wait just a moment, after Bulma gives her answer
>C. Nod emphatically at Bulma
>D. Shake your head at Bulma
>E. Something else?

>>42134497
Good to see you back Kato!
Are you doing okay?

>>42134531
>>A. Explain to Goku what marriage is
>C. Nod emphatically at Bulma
With the biggest grin.

>>42134531
>>A. Explain to Goku what marriage is
Telepathically.

>>42134531
>B. Tell him to wait just a moment, after Bulma gives her answer
>C. Nod emphatically at Bulma

>>42134531
>E "NO"
>B. Tell him to wait just a moment, after Bulma gives her answer
>A. Explain to Goku what marriage is

>>42134531
>A. Explain to Goku what marriage is
Telepathically
>C. Nod emphatically at Bulma

>>42134527
>>42134541
Knee injury, still kinda hurts, will know more tomorrow after doctor's visit.

Head's up: probably won't be running tomorrow because of that.

>>42134531
>B.

>>42134589
well i'd definetly not recomment running with a knee injury, that just screams bad idea...

So. I had the perfect idea for why we build Robo.

As Capsule Corp's main body guard. Especially for Bulma.

We can base him around Eighter and Marle's design while we use technology we've recovered from the Red Ribbon Army. Capsule Corp is capable of doing standard AI.

Especially since we see C-6, a robot with a basic AI buried in the ground nearly 80 years ago with Gohan. It had a human nature with compassion and even self-sacrifice. Something we could easily pass on to Robo.

Also a trip to the Nemuria ruins could be fun.

>>42134531
>B, and just wait, don't try to influence her at all

>>42134531
>B. Tell him to wait just a moment, after Bulma gives her answer
>C. Nod emphatically at Bulma

>>42134531
B
Pressuring people on stuff like this is a shit move

>>42134553
This sounds good.

>>42134531
I bet we can hear her mind even without telepathy.

>Oh shit oh shit oh shit. What do I do?

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>>42134531
It'd probably be rude to start explaining it all to him, even telepathically, before Bulma gives an answer. And... while you definitely want to nod enthusiastically at her, probably be best to not make a scene over it. You just smile and give a quick nod at Bulma and Yamcha, then turn to Goku and tell him to wait on an explanation.

He obliges, and watches the two curiously. Bulma takes another minute to really get it all together... but eventually gives the biggest, sweetest smile you've ever seen on her face at Yamcha. "Yes. I will."

Yamcha's face lights up, and he hugs her tight. You hear a bit of cheering from the people around. Tights giving a little chuckle. You can hear her mutter "Probably for the best." as she gives a glance over to you and Goku.

With that said, the monkey boy now has a very curious expression on his face. "Well... they seem happier now. But..." He glances at you.

Deep breath, Maple... "Marriage is..."

>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...
>C. ...i-is... um... I-I'll tell you later!
>D. Something else?

Write-ins encouraged.

>>42134589
Wow, so you're kinda like Hephaestus right now, huh?

>>42134962
>tell him all about the tuffle concept of marriage, which is how we know it as.

>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...
We are totally going to give Goku THE TALK

>>42134962
>the legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a relationship.


Or if you wanna get science-y...

>a combination or mixture of two or more elements.

>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...

>>42134962
>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...

B sounds like the beginning of the sex talk.

It's a tossup between A and C, which is just too adorable. Flustered Maple best Maple.

>>42134984
>tell him about the human concept of Marriage, because we've been on Earth for six fucking years and aren't gainz-addicted numbskulls like Goku

>>42134962
>>42134984
Seconding, with
>"It's when a man joins with up to five women in a house to make babies."

>>42134962
>>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...

>>42134962
>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...
Though get a little flustered about it. Just a little.

>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...
this can only end well.

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>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...
A doesn't really explain it.

>>42134962
>>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...

>>42135063
What? That's how the Tuffles did it.

>>42134962
>A&B
"Marriage is...well, when two people love each other very much, more than anyone else, they make a promise to spend the rest of their lives together. It's like being best friends, only you live together, and you, um...w-well, you know. Do couple stuff."

Despite Goku clearly not knowing.

>>42135027
Nobody has told us about human marriage yet. Intelligence is irrelevant when you aren't exposed to the information.

>>42134962
Bulma better make us Maid of Honor.

...I wonder if we can get King Furry to be their minister.

>>42134962
>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...

>>42135071
I think Maple understands the concept of Earthling marriage.

>>42135088
Pretty sure we picked it up. We actually pay attention to things.

>>42135107
Why would you think that? We've never talked about it before.

>>42134962
Marriage is a type of cake Goku. You hold a wedding ceremony and then you get a giant one. Earthlings are weird.

>>42134962
>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...

Mix of the two since neither one by itself completely explains it.

>>42135120
maybe we have of sceen.
Kato , have we?

>>42134962
>It's a promise between two people who really care about each to spend the rest of their lives together

>>42135088
There have been dozens of timeskips. Much of that time has been spent in and around Capsule Corp, where a married couple lives. Maple, a naturally inquisitive girl, would likely ask about the nature of their relationship.

>>42134962
>A. ...like a promise, between two people who care about each other the most...
>They promise to always be there for each other, and... care for each other, and to always... love each other.
And Maple gets more flustered as she keeps speaking

>>42135126
>>42135126
Seconding, it's the best response possible.

>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...
I just don't like A for some reason

>>42135120
Because we wouldn't even have options A and B if we didn't. It implies we DO in fact know what the fuck we are talking about.

>>42134970
It's not THAT bad. I think.

...though my wife chuckled at that. "That make me Aphrodite?"

>>42135140
You know the Tuffle and Earthling concepts of marriage. And even the Demon Realm one, stopped a wedding there one time.

>>42134962
>B. ...well, when two people love each other very much...

>>42135177
>...though my wife chuckled at that. "That make me Aphrodite?"
...don't work late, Katoooo

>>42135177
>That make me Aphrodite?
I certainly hope not, Aphrodite hates Hephaestus

>>42135177
Eeeh. Aphrodite cheated on poor Hephaestus a lot with Ares. So. Hope not.

>>42135235
I thought she like him because he let her cuck him constantly.

>>42135246
Well, Hephaestus killed one of their lovechilds with dark magic, so I guess it all evens out.

>>42135257
>let her
He tried to stop her and humiliate her for it at every possible opportunity. Succeeded regularly, too.

>>42135268
Holy shit, really? I do not know this myth. Which is weird because I'm a huge greek mythology nerd.

>>42135185
>>42135229
>>42135235
t'was a joke.

We both know how assholish and messed up Greek gods were.

Anyway, writing...

>>42135292
Google "Harmonia," and then "Jocasta"

>>42135310
Wow. Heph was a dick.

Guess thats why I always like Asclepius the best. God of Medicine, yah yah.

So who's our choice of training in magic and taking to train with the Sacred Crown while we train whats-her-face.

>>42135565
Chi-Chi?

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>>42134962
Oh jeeze... "...it's when two people care for each other very much, love each other, and make a promise to spend the rest of their lives together. It's... for Tuffles, it was more about expressing your desire to care for each other publicly, letting others know how you both feel about each other. It seems to be... similar for humans... though less outward, and more about... becoming family together..."

Goku gives a focused look at you, tilting his head. You smile at him and oh huh did it suddenly get warm in here, it feels warm in here, sh-should open a window or something. "Becoming... family..." Goku gives a glance at Bulma and Yamcha, before turning his attention back to you.

"A-and... sometimes, it means raising a family together, h-having kids..." Aaaaand Goku seems to not know what you're saying and wow it's warm in here, why is it suddenly so warm in here? "...l-living together, d-doing... couple... stuff... y-you know... together..."

"Maple, your face is red. Are you okay?"

>A. Fine, fine, never better! It's just... a bit warm in here!
>B. ...n-need a minute, for some fresh air
>C. D-do you understand, Goku?
>D. Something else?

>>42135565
Maybe ChiChi, but lets wait to decide until the next timeskip/training session.

>>42135585
>C. D-do you understand, Goku?

>>42135585
>>D. Something else? Quickly change subject.
"F-fine. J-just fine. Uh. Hey. Who wants to learn some magic?!"

>>42135585
>D. Something else?
"Haven't involuntary gone Kaio-ken have I?"
>A. Fine, fine, never better! It's just... a bit warm in here!
>C. D-do you understand, Goku?
"Sorry its a little tough to explain.:

>>42135585
>C, then A and B

>>42135585
>A. Fine, fine, never better! It's just... a bit warm in here!

>>42135585
>D. Nothing, it's just a fever from Dr. Wheelo's labs, I'll be fine, just gotta go rest or something

>>42135585
>C. D-do you understand, Goku?

Acer is probably trying and failing not to laugh right now. Especially if he is reading our mind.

>>42135680
You fool! That will make him more doting and just make us worse!

>>42135696
Hopefully he is distracted by the announcement. If not...well we did give alot of teasing when we were 9.

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>>42135723
If he pops into our mind we need to ask him for some help too.
>>42135585

>>42135767
you know he'll waltz over and make it worse however he can

>>42135815
Nah, if we were sincerely asking for help, he'd help. We'd do the same.

>>42135815
>And then they have sex!

>Goku: "What's sex?"

Welp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtohytZPbtg

>>42135629
>>42135680
Both of these.

>>42135852
>Dat Vegeta Super Saiyan Acoustic
Unff.

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Damn it damn it damn it... "Fine, fine, f-fine! Never better! J-just... feels a bit warm in here! M-maybe I caught something-" Wait no, no no no no! NO! "-o-or maybe it's just all that's h-happened today, been quite a lot!"

Goku gives a concerned look and places his hand on your forehead. "You don't feel that warm, so don't think you're hurt." His expression changes to one of relief.

Focus, focus! "D-do you understand, monkey boy?"

Goku crosses his arms and nods. "I think I do."

Oh thank the Gods... "Th-there are also some formalities to it, but usually a big ceremony in Earth customs. Often involves some sort of cake-"

"Cake?!" Goku nearly starts drooling.

To your combined surprise/relief/concern, brobro steps over. "Well, there's more to it all than that. Say, Goku, mind giving Maple some space for a bit? I kinda have a few things I wanna talk to you about, too..." He looks at you and smiles. 'Not gonna embarrass you over this, sis. Relax a bit.'

You sigh with relief. 'Thanks brobro...' Glancing around, you notice Bulma and Yamcha sitting together and talking some more, others sort of chatting among themselves. You notice Melee and Gola talking with Trip, Jaco seems to be discussing something with Bulma's dad as Lapis and Lazuli give star-struck looks, while Krillin and Master Roshi talk together.

>A. Check in on Melee, Gola, and Trip
>B. See what Jaco's talking about
>C. Check with Krillin and Master Roshi
>D. Check on someone else?

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>>42135696
Acer's still in Magicant with Chi-chi doing Rank 7 or 8 things like putting his 7 between her 8

>>42136007
>A. Check in on Melee, Gola, and Trip
Ask about their lead on the prince.
See if we can try our scrying idea with Shula's sword to find Beelzebub.

Also would Trip do well with magic?

>>42136007
>>B. See what Jaco's talking about
Eh we barely see the guy.

>>42136007
>B. See what Jaco's talking about
We should ask him about Freeza (due to dreams and all).

Also, did we ever suggest to him that he could recruit Galactic Patrolmen from martial artists? Easy to scout them at the WMAT.

>>42136083
I think Kato mentioned that Jaco for right now wants Earth on the downlow.

>>42136007
>B. See what Jaco's talking about
Not like Melee and Gola are going anywhere, though maybe give them a little head's up that we'd be down for helping later.

>>42136007
>C. Check with Krillin and Master Roshi

>>42136007
>A. Check in on Melee, Gola, and Trip

>>42136083
Have we actually heard the name "Freeza" yet?
I know King Kai cut himself off before he told us about it.

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>>42136011
anon please

>>42136136
Bardock was yelling the name in our dreams I think.

>>42136136
We think Freeza is a loanshark or something. Also Bardock was screaming his name for some reason.

>>42136146
What a man. He conquers planets and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>42136083
>>42136136
>>42136146
Jaco's mentioned Freeza before. To you, he's the tyrant loanshark who stole your race's Scouter tech.

>>42136160
>What a man.
SKoT certainly thinks so. Wonder when she is going to pull him out wormhole hell and make him part of Time Patrol.

>>42136168
All the more reason to deck him in the schnozz.

>That's copy-written!

>>42136007
Huh, I thought Acer and Chichi were still sleeping together

>>42136007
>D. Congratulate the Future Divorcees/Happy couple

>>42136007
>>B. See what Jaco's talking about

>>42136210
We spent a good half an hour talking to Goku and its kinda hard to stay asleep during an announcement like that.

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>>42136007
You first check in with Melee and Gola, asking about their lead on finding the Demon Prince. There's been a strange reference to him among murmurs near Princess Misa's home, though both of your demon friends aren't sure how to take it just yet. They both want to take some more time investigating things before something else pops up there. Trip assures them that she'd be happy to help when they need it, which causes them both to chuckle a little.

Next up, Jaco... and well well. "Then I'll definitely let you keep what research he's gained, but I'll need a copy for my report."

Bulma's father nods compliantly. "Of course, Paco, I'd be happy to."

"Jaco." he grumbles. "Ah, Maple. Actually, good timing. I'm going to be heading back to that lab... fortress tomorrow with some of Dr. Brief's people, at least those willing to brave returning there. Would you or your brother mind coming along as well? You both seem to be free, and are familiar enough with the layout."

>A. Sure thing!
>B. Nah, got other plans...
>C. Maybe, but would like a bit more info on what you're looking for
>D. Something else?

>>42136481
>>C. Maybe, but would like a bit more info on what you're looking for

>>42136481
>A. Sure thing!
"Mind if I get dibs on technology I find interesting?"

>>42136481
>A. Sure thing!

>>42136481
>A. Sure thing!
>But would also like a bit more info on what you're looking for

>>42136481
>>A. Sure thing!

>>42136515
As long as its not bio android crap. Thats a bad path to start walking.

>>42136647
Hey, they have feelings, y'know!

>>42136481
>C. Maybe, but would like a bit more info on what you're looking for

>>42136647
Agreed.

>>42136665
Better to just not create them in the first place. Feels wrong.

>>42136683
I want to make a good Cell that can only power up by absorbing evil people.

>>42136742
Anon no.
That sounds like a disaster just waiting to happen.

Just wait for CellAnon's ques-hahahhaha who am I kidding?

>>42136742
But how would we use him? The only evil people worth absorbing are way too dangerous to beat and then hold prisoner waiting for NotCell to come absorb.

Also doing that is OOC out the wazoo.

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>>42136647
Just wanted to make Robo and his pink girlfriend Atropos.

>>42136809
I have nothing against creating a Robo that gets upgraded/grows up with our kids. You have my green light on that.

>>42136774
>tfw you miss Cell: A Quest for Perfection
Yes it only had two threads, but it was charming as fuck to absorb goats and bring ice cream to Capsule Corp.

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>>42136481
You smile at the alien. "Sure thing! Though... what exactly are you looking for? The Saibamen thing?"

"Exactly!" Jaco raises a finger in the air. "That IS why I'm here after all."

"Well all right then! Also any things that I might find interesting, tech-wise-"

"Take it up with Dr. Briefs." Jaco says with a shrug. "My mission is of the upmost importance to the security of the Earth."

"Heh, all right then!"

The party continues for a while, and soon the countdown to the New Year starts. You and your brother sit together, Chi-chi next to him and Goku next to you, Yamcha and Bulma sitting together as well. The arrangement... gets a few comments from the crowd, but only a few. You're all given some drinks, non-alcoholic for the minors and Trip, and start the New Year off with a toast.

"To getting stronger, and helping the world stay safe!"

The following day you, Acer, and Jaco standing with a few Capsule Corp. employees, while Krillin, Lapis, and Lazuli also seem to be along for the ride. Everyone else seems a little busy, but preparations are complete for the group you have. Returning to the even colder far north, you see the remains of the lab...

>A. Jaco, brobro, let's stick together, maybe split into two teams
>B. Stick with the Capsule Corp. group
>C. Stick with Krillin and his students
>D. Go off on your own, maybe guard the place
>E. Try to sense or Scout out any Power Levels, just to be safe
>F. Something else?

>>42136970
>no midnight kiss
What is this, amateur hour?

>>42136970
>>E. Try to sense or Scout out any Power Levels, just to be safe
First
Then
>C. Stick with Krillin and his students

>>42136970
>E. Try to sense or Scout out any Power Levels, just to be safe

>A. Jaco, brobro, let's stick together, maybe split into two teams

>>42136970
>E, suggest everyone sticks together if we sense anything, otherwise B

>>42136991
Think Gero is gonna come out of nowhere and kidnap them?

>>42136983
You WERE kinda blushing like mad not too long before just talking about marriage, Maple...

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>>42136809
I'm interested in Saber Marionettes.

>>42136983
Something like that would have been nice, even if it had just been Maple going for it, then chickening out before Goku could realize what she was about to do.

On the current note, though,

>B. Stick with the Capsule Corp. group

Jaco and Acer can handle themselves, and we should trust Krillin to keep the twins safe.

>>42136970
>>B. Stick with the Capsule Corp. group

>>42137024
Nah, just wanted to talk to the Krillmaster, but now that you mention it.

>>42137035
But were Yamcha and Bulma? Were Brobro and Chichi?

>>42137024
Unless Gero has backup they'll kick his ass.

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>>42137035
I bet you forgot about new years kisses

>>42136970
>C. Stick with Krillin and his students

>>42137070
Isn't android 11 still around?

>>42137075
Pretty sure at least Maple and Goku's relationship isn't at that stage yet.

They haven't even held hands. Well they might have when he was bleeding out but thats different.

>>42137101
irrelevant to my statement. Nobody was said to have newyears kissed.

>>42137108
Might not have been stated, but I think it is same to assume Bulma and Yamcha had some.

>>42137108
We may have not noticed them kissing. Now Goku seeing that and asking what they are doing would be interesting.

>>42137127
It's never safe to assume.

>>42137127
All that was mentioned was a toast.

>>42137101
We just want adorable things to happen. Is that so much to ask?

>>42137267
Buuut anon.

You are an adorable thing that happened.

>>42137267
No but you can't rush it. There's PLENTY of time.

>>42137299
>Can't rush Yamcha and Bulma

>>42137319
Oh, I thought you were talking about Goku and Maple, mah bad.

>>42137319
seriously it's too late for that

Rolled 20, 2, 19, 1, 6 = 48 (5d20)

Hmm...

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>>42137385
>that roll
Jesus.

>>42137385
A 20 and a 1.

Neat.

>>42137385
...interesting.

Gimme a bit, folks, dinner.

>>42137385
Its like watching two stars go supernova and collapse into a black hole at the same time and turn into a beautiful but horrifying quasar.

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You and Acer check with your Scouters for any signals. Nothing... though there's an eerie, haunting presence around. It's so dead and quiet save for the wind... and it seemd what Bio-men were left are dead, or... "All right, let's split into groups. Krillin, Lapis, Lazuli, you guys investigate as you need. Brobro, stick with Jaco. I'll help the rest of you all around."

You set down, the lead Capsule Corp. scientist of the group, a squirrel person with a blue lab coat and a Scouter, approaching you. "Thank you for your help, Maple Mahogany. I know that not many of us are all that glad to be back here, but you and your friends at least make us all feel a bit safer."

"Not a problem!" you reply cheerfully. You notice Krillin and his students heading off, Acer and Jaco trailing them on the ground. Your group approaches the hole you made the other day. It... does indeed seem like someone, or something's been here. At least... Your Scouter immediately picks up a reading of 1200 near Krillin's group. You almost want to rush there when you hear shouting, but three shouts of "Kamehameha!" put your fears at ease.

'Looks like one of tried to hide its Power Level and get the drop on us, but Krillin and his students took it out.' your brother informs you. A loud clanging sound then can be heard, then a shout of aggravation and pain. '...but this place isn't as stable as it seems. Betal bar just clonked Lapis on the head after that little stunt.'

>A. We should move quickly, folks, gather what we can and then leave
>B. Everyone, take as much time as you need, I'll keep you all safe
>C. Something else?

>>42137295
Aww shucks.

>>42137685
>B. Everyone, take as much time as you need, I'll keep you all safe
Maple's gotta save some face after needing to get bailed out last time.

>>42137685
...Does that thing have a scouter?
THOSE ARE COPYRIGHTED YOU BASTARD!

>>42137685
>B. Everyone, take as much time as you need, I'll keep you all safe

Slow and steady wins the race.

>>42137685
>>C. Something else?
"This place isn't all that stable, I'll keep you safe, but lets try to be quick yeah?"

There is a one in four chance of rolling a 1.

>>42137715
Capsule Corp. has a number of Scouters made, with your and Acer's help. Bulma's lent it to him as a precaution.

>>42137743
Same goes for a 20 if thats the case.

>>42137685
>B. Everyone, take as much time as you need, I'll keep you all safe
>>42137715
Anon, as scientists who are sometimes work on Capsule Corp grounds, all our copyrights are copyrights of Capsule Corp. It was in the terms and conditions when we were setting up our email.

Rolled 16, 19, 5, 7, 10 = 57 (5d20)

Sssso. 1d20, DC 12.

>>42137878
Hey. Pretty good.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42137878
I got this.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42137878
Oh crap

>>42137887
Fucking knew it.

>>42137878

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42137878
I have seen waaay too many ones today.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42137878
Fast?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42137878
pls

>>42137878

It's okay, I can fix this.

>>42137918
Fucking hell thanks.

I hate this place.

>>42137918
Soooo lucky.

>>42137887
Because that could have been... embarrassing...

Writing...

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>>42137891
>>42137909
>>42137913

And
>>42137918
saved

>>42137918
Hey. Just barely passed, but we still hafta deal with that one.

>>42137931
Tuffle spaghetti would have just started spilling out of our pockets.

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>>42137685
You let out a sigh. "Everyone, take your time but stay alert. I'll be able to handle most things here, though it'll be bad if we attract any more attention like they just dealt with."

To their credit, they do stay alert and focused on the task at hand. Still... that was too close, too risky. You keep a watch out for things. Damn it all, this is just... too creepy. After a good half hour of searching, recovering some bits of data and samples from the Bio-men and Wheelo's Bio-warriors, it seems like everyone is all set and done, until...

"SKREE!"

A green figure seems to burst from some rubble, resembling the Bio-men but having an oddly more humanoid face and a far more savage disposition. It lunges at one of the scientists, and you quickly bolt to take it down. You yell for the person to run, only for the green creature to latch on to you and...

You see a bright flash of light come from it, and the next thing you know is that it explodes. Your vision fades for a moment...

"MAPLE!" your brother's voice rings in your ears. You stand slowly, and WOW that hurt. "Damn it sis, don't scare me like that!" he lectures, a distressed look on his face.

"Well well, seems you were quick enough to save him, little Tuffle girl."

>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?
>B. Go away, go taunt someone else!
>C. Ignore, ow, owwww, pain...
>D. Something else?

>>42138210
>>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?

>42138210
>D. "H-how am I still alive that thing exploded at point blank range? Anyone got a bean?"

>>42138210
>>B. Go away, go taunt someone else!

>>42138210
>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?

>>42138210
>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?

>>42138210
>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?
I fucking knew it.

>>42138210
>...This is Maple Mahogany speaking may I ask who is calling?

>>42138210
Is this our white-haired, sword wielding, rival?

>>42138369
No, this right here is Towa, our rival. What you are thinking of is Brobro's eventual rival.

>>42138210
>A. ...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?

>>42134497
Hi mommy! Hi questers.

>>42138456
Ah. Well she does have white hair.

Do you think she makes him from Tuffle dna and demon dna? A sort of proto-Mira?

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>>42138210
https://youtu.be/6vg7iM9eEOY

Your blood almost boils upon hearing that damn voice again. Of course she's here. You first ask your brother for a Senzu to heal up, and then glare in the direction of it. "...oh for the love of, what do YOU want?"

Towa smiles at you with that same, damnable smile. "To make sure you're improving. Seems like you've been having some trouble since yesterday, with... well, you know what happened."

...bitch. "I take it you were the one who stole those things?"

The blue demon woman floats down, stepping towards you, the sound of her heels echoing through the remains of the fortress. "The Saibamen? I merely... lent them for a while, and let the good doctors do what they wanted with their data. I even tried to return it, but... seems it didn't want to go back."

"And Piccolo?" Acer questions angrily.

"He got the strength he wanted, and even a chance at revenge. Aren't I nice?" She vanishes from in front of you and reappears behind you, a finger stroking your jawline. "He seems to have not taken it... a good thing for me, then. I need you to get as strong as you can, little Tuffle girl."

>A. "Stronger?" The hell do you even mean?
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.
>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.
>D. Something else?

>>42138584
>>A. "Stronger?" The hell do you even mean?

>>42138584
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.

>>42138584
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.
>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.

>>42138584
>A. "Stronger?" The hell do you even mean?
>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.

>>42138584
>A. "Stronger?" The hell do you even mean?
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.
And then Towa spills her spaghetti.

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>>42138584
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.
BAKA!

>>42138584
She obviously gave k.p. The energy drainers. I think with her blatant statements we could connect the dots by now and suspect her of wanting to drain our energy later.

>>42138584
>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.

>>42138584
>D. Something else?

Clothesbeam the pink frilly princess dress that our dream self made us wear onto Towa.

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>>42138584
>>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.

Hope you thought this through SKoT. If 'our' Towa was suspicious to time involvement before, she will definitely will be now.

>>42138584
>C. ...you know, I have a special message for you, Towa. From the Goddess of Time.

...roll me 1d20. DC is 18.

>>42138584
>B. ...why do you keep doing that, and calling me that? A-are you coming on to me, Towa? Not interested.
>Inb4 spaghetti flows from her underboobs.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42138772
pls

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42138772
I need an adult.

>>42138781
Well.

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>>42138781
Feeling real good about myself right now.

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>>42138781
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>42138777
>Inb4 spaghetti flows from her underboobs.
IT DID!

>>42138781
Well okay then.

Not even going to risk a roll.

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42138772

>>42138781
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>42138781

>>42138789
This guy is an adult >>42138781

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42138772
To move things along.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42138781
we need another. If 1 sorry

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42138772
Relax lads I got this

>>42138875
Huh. Full McIntosh says something insightful. Interesting.
Art imitates life imitates art imitates life imitates etc.
People pick up ideas from reality, put it in their fantasy, then get ideas from that fantasy and make it reality. It's why we have so much CGI pornography nowadays.

Rolled 3, 16, 9, 16, 8 = 52 (5d20)

eating the next 1
Into the void you go

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>>42138888
So I just got quads here and trips on another post on /co/.

That's like a 1 in ten million chance.

So I've got that going for me. Which is nice

Rolled 15, 17, 17 = 49 (3d20)

>>42138940
Next 1 is in 3 rolls.

>>42138955
note: I may suck at math

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>>42138781
...hahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAA.

Hoooo...

Good job, Maple.

Writing...

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>>42138959

>>42138955
nice dubs

>>42138984
(1/1000)(1/10,000)=1/10,000,000

>>42139034
000, 111, 222, 333, 444, 555, 666, 777, 888, 999
Get it?

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>>42138781

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Ask maple if she gives a fuck

>>42139148
Why is Kamina beating up a hooker?

>>42139164
She made fun of his friend.

>>42139164
Question is...why aren't we all beating up hookers?

ROW ROW fight the prostitutes!

>>42139154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_PSNlwpF3g&feature=youtu.be
A gift for yamcha?

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Discuss

>>42139279
Goku's cooking skills out of this world?

>>42139279
>I am no longer an ordinary tuffle.

>I have become..the legendary super-tubby tuffle!

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>>42139293

>>42139313
>Frieza, having tired of this legendary super bullshit, punches Maple in the face

>her prodigious cheeks repel his fist like striking a mound of soft rubber

>Frieza: "I-Impossible! There's no way!

>>42139279
Maplee, the botched fusion of Maple and Chuu Lee

>>42139344
Maple Smash!

>Maple just sits on Frieza

>>42139410
An envious fate.

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>>42138584
You clench your fists as she leans closer, but then... a thought crosses your mind. "...why do you keep doing that, stroking me like that? And y-you... you keep calling me 'little Tuffle girl' like it's some kind of pet name... a-are you coming on to me, Towa?"

Her face goes bright red as she almost leaps away from you. "W-WHAT?! Why I... I never-! Y-you... shut up!"

Oh Gods. Oh GODS she... "Towa, look, I'm sorry, but I'm not interested."

"Shut up shut up shut up shut UP! SHUT UP!" she yells in frustration. She's pulling at her hair angrily, gritting her teeth. "Y-you don't know a thing about me! Stupid little brat! I- I-"

"I mean, I guess I should be a little flattered, but... I don't swing that way. Even if I did, you..." you rub the back of your neck, forcing yourself from making the biggest, dumbest grin you've made in your life. "You wouldn't make the top 10." Acer is both trying his hardest not to laugh, and... brobro you better not be thinking that now. BROBRO FOCUS.

"ARGH!" she yells in frustration, trying to regain composure. "Y-you... you're lucky I need you to get stronger, or else I'd have killed you right here and now!"

(cont.)

>>42139483
Maple's Top Ten Lesbian choices.

Go!

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>>42139483
"'Stronger?' The hell do you even mean by that?" you question. "Are you trying to take our energy or something? You gave King Piccolo those containers..."

She glares at you, a PROMINENT blush across her face. "I can't have my Mira become the ruler of the Demon Realm with such weak... components."

...so that's her goal. Kinda. "Hey, Towa? I have something for you-" She tenses up, trying to hide her face. "...a message. From the Goddess of Time."

She looks away. "Take your message and shove it up your ass, you brat! I-" She glances at you for a moment, ready to unleash a flurry of swears... and THWACK. You manage to slap her in the face. Towa... can't even seem to register that. She steps back. Humiliated. Flustered. Angry. And if looks could kill, you'd be dead 10 times over right now.

"Leave. And don't bother us again." you demand. She... vanishes. You take a deep breath. Gods, that felt good.

Acer lets out a soft whistle. "Now THAT I didn't expect. Wow. Nice work, sis" You both tap fists. "...who IS in your top 10?"

>A. Don't make me slap you too!
>B. ...made that up, brobro, I don't have one
>C. Well, it's...
>D. Let's get out of here before she lets some monster on this place
>E. Something else?

>>42139523
>C, then smack him, then D

>>42139523
>C. Well, it's...

You know Mrs. Briefs? It's like she hasn't aged a day.

>>42139523
"It's me. I'm the top ten."

>>42139523
>>B. ...made that up, brobro, I don't have one
"But if it makes you feel better, if I did Chi Chi would probably be up there."

>D. Let's get out of here before she lets some monster on this place
"She's majorly pissed."

>>42139523
>A. Don't make me slap you too!

>>42139523
>>A. Don't make me slap you too!

>>42139523
So... WAS Towa coming onto us? Normally she's really flirtatious, but right there she just noped the hell out of it.

>>42139523
>C. Well, it's
>Chi-chi, though she's kinda like a sister, but then again...
>Launch
>Launch
>Bulma
>Mrs. Briefs, oh man
>Mai
>Tights
>Lazuli
>Chuu Lee
>And Me!

>>42139523
>C. Well, it's..
>>42139569

>>42139523
>>42139523
>>E. Something else?
Only if you give me your top ten boy choices. I see the way you look at Yajirobe.

>>42139523
>>42139617
Add
>Deathgrip his collar
>"Now who's in YOUR Top 10 list of guys?"

>>42139551
second

>>42139613
I'm guessing most people don't call her on it.

>>42139523
>C. Well, it's...

>>42139617
>Excluding melee from that list
>Excluding undine
>Excluding Darkness

>E.
>>42139631
Oh god please this

>>42139672
Eh, I don't see it with any of those.

>>42139631
>I-I only look at his sword technique.

>Sure. His 'sword'. Gotcha bro.

>Y...y-you go too far sometime sis!

>>42139691
Racist

>>42139712
We don't have any bonds with them.

>>42139617
OH FUCK, I ALMOST FORGOT ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT


>>42139523
Replace "And Me" on >>42139617 with
>Tripitaka

>>42139744
It's because they're nonhumans, isn't it? What a disgusting human-superiority complex!
I bet you're even against nonhuman marriage.

>>42139772
well, we're a Tuffle, so... no?

>>42139772
I'm against the concept of marriage as whole.

Just another form of enslavement by the matriarchy.

>>42139792
>How Raditz would view our marriage

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>>42139792
I want maple to enslave me.

>>42139792
But...what about gay marriage?
Gay nonhuman marriage?
Gay nonhuman INTERSPECIES marriage?

>>42139811
I don't know how he is going to deal with his sister in law being both a Tuffle and much much stronger than him.

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>>42139523
>>C. Well, it's...
1. Chi-chi (brobro has good taste)
2. Blondie Launch
3. Blue Launch
4. Trip
5. Chuu Lee
6. Melee
7. Lazuli
8. Tights
9. Suno
10. Goku if he were a chick

And >>42139631
>>42139652

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>>42139821

>>42139870
We've only had one conversation with Suno, we don't even have an S-Link with her!

>>42139870
You left out Maple.

>>42139821
...what if our daughter ends up having a thing for Bulma and Yamch's daughter?

>>42139909
Dream Maple would rank 11.

>>42139879
I wonder if namekians ever form lifelong bonds with other namekians and undergo any kind of marriage ceremony.

>>42139909
Maple is #0.
..Shadow Maple is #11.

>>42139924
Or Trunks?

>>42139931
I'd like to think they'd fuse for that ritual.

Course I had this idea waaay before Steven Universe but everyone will think that's where I got it from.

>>42139909
Loving yourself isn't lesbian.

>>42139870
Don't put a specific number to them all, just give out the 10 we like the best.

>>42139959
But fusing was forbidden (for some reason)

Personally I'm thinking Maple's top10 is
Trip
Dream Maple
Supreme Kai of Time
Chi-Chi
Bulma
Gamera
Mrs. Briefs
Chuu Lee
Blue
Melee

>>42139870
Goku would make a better girl than Vegeta

>>42140019
Forbidden... love?

Nameks can't love other Nameks!

>>42140028
I think Eail would have words for you if he was here.

Hope everythings alright with him ;_;

>>42139959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q-RSGsTI-0
I like that show

>>42140028
But how could Goku be the strongest fighter when she is always in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant?

>>42140059
Oh yeah well Eail would be best girl please don't die Eail

>>42140074
Male Chi-chi would be in the kitchen, barefoot, and... pregnant?

>>42140026
We've never met SKoT in person, and Dream Maple is cheating.

>>42139613
>>42139656
Towa was trying to tease you and make you feel uncomfortable.

It backfired spectacularly for her.

Almost done, folks, just gimme a bit...

>>42140065
It's a bit tumblr tho, isn't it?
Can't go to /u/ nowadays without tripping over twenty tumblrs.

>>42140130
>Towa was trying to tease you and make you feel uncomfortable.
>It backfired spectacularly for her.
Huh, is that canon? I thought canonically she didn't get flustered by le turnabout.

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>>42140089

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>>42140074

>>42140148
>>42140166
Kinda regrettable we didn't find this guy in time for a SAQ "Gokua"

>>42140192
Femgeta still best girl.

>>42140192
You know, I voted for Femku.

Everyone bitched me out.

And I voted against Goku in this quest.

Everyone bitched me out.

Funny.

>>42140240
Don't blame me, I voted for Hitler.

>>42140240
So you're kinda like Cassandra huh? You vote for what's going to happen eventually yet no one listens?

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>>42140249

>>42140240
Don't worry. We can always use the Dragon Balls to wish Goku was a girl.

>>42140266
In SAQ, Whis could always flub something or other and take us back to a slightly different version of our universe.

>>42140266
...Or maybe Turles is a girl in this universe.

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>>42140266
I don't know if you're joking or you're just an annoying /u/fag....I've clearly been here too long.

>>42140266
Smalltime.

Ask the dragon to give us the power to Invoke Fetish. Or, if this is outside his power, have him send us on a quest to obtain the power of Invoke Fetish.

Imagine the look of surprise on Zarbon's face when he gets fully delitized.

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>>42140192
Seler and Pota

>>42140291
Or maybe you're just a dumbass.

>>42140192

I don't think that Femku would have changed the dynamic of the character by very much.

Femgeta, on the other hand, was done really well and turned out to be very different than the regular Vegeta.

>>42140344
True that.

>>42140344
Your face when FemHercule.

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>>42140377
I don't want that

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How come when Frieza transforms, his armor breaks?

>>42140508
If you pull a rubber band apart quickly, it will snap far sooner than pulling it apart slowly.
Great apes form comparatively slowly.

>>42140508
Because he's a pleb.

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>>42140528
...
You don't know what you're talking about!

>>42140546
Is frieza only wearing underwear

>>42140557
No of course not. I'm pretty sure that's his skin.

>>42140557
He's wearing a bio-suit.