After a long, restless night, you wake up, screaming and shaking for reasons beyond your personal ideas- Probably a nightmare. A second after you come to your senses, your alarm-clock radio turns on, starting to babble the 7:00 AM news in...>English>Japanese>Italian>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42129465Finnish. Let's be socially awkward. Also national pride
>>42129465You are a bear. You don't understand the news.
>>42129465Custom: Very aussie English.Stand-using giant spiders and kangaroos.
>>42129513No, this is terrible. Making an animal locks us into certain kinds of adventures, unless we're like Iggy. Let's just be human.
>>42129465>Custom Input languageSilbo Gomero.You can't get more bizarre than that.
>>42129465Custom: Realize you don't own an alarm clock radio, wake up again, move back 2 spaces.
>>42129535i agree with this guy, but i think we should have a pet beetle
>>42129547>Silbo GomeroWhat the fuck is that?
>>42129515>Cartwheeling giant huntsman spider with a standso this is true fear
If the next few posts don't have a tiebreaker I'm gonna default on English.
>>42129465Do we have time limits for the voting?
>>42129568>Guy with a stand that lets him control dropbears
>>42129562>>42129547It's a language entirely made out of whistling, I cast my vote for it.
>>42129603Goddamnit. Alright, fine. I'm >>42129498 and I change my vote to English you boring little shits
>>42129465Ingles>>42129498hella fuggin ebin :DDDDDDDONLY ACHIVEMENT OF FINNS OTHER THAN HORSE RIDING
can we have stand based on insects?if so can someone nominate a good name?>>42129603i change my mind to finnish
>>42129645How the hell are Finnish people connected to horse-riding?
You hear the world's recognized lingua franca like a proud American/Brit/Kangaroo/whatever.
>>42129653Calm the fuck down, let the OP run his shit.
>>42129572I think it's been a few posts already.
>>42129659Asiatic roots of finns.
>>42129547Holy fuck i'm for this as well
>>EnglishThe radio turns on on your favorite station and gives a quick recap of the news.Nothing too important except maybe some tension in what could only be underworld representatives in Italy, but that doesn't concern you. Does it?>Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.>Yes, it does. I'm on a vacation in Italy at the moment.>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.>[CUSTOM INPUT]
Name our Stand, Disturbed and use The Guy as our Stand. An attack called Ten Thousand Fists would be awesome.
>>42129693Custom Input: All wops deserve to die, I wish US used one of their nukes on Rome than Nagasaki
>>42129693>Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.
>>42129693>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
>>42129693>>[CUSTOM INPUT]I'm an Italian who is vacationing in the US.>>42129706Call me ignorant but what the hell is a wop?
>>42129693Live in Italy.
>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
>>42129693Custom input: It doesn't concern me because I am a moral, upright citizen who wouldn't get involved in criminal affairs.
>>42129719WITH-OUT PAPERS, as the dirty grease monkeys came without their passports and shit to the USA slang that is used against Italians.
>>42129693Custom Input: In Italy with parents but only visiting temporarily.I don't want to get flogged by the Giorno and the gang.
>>42129693Yes,it does. There is an Italian gang where I live.
>>42129693Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.
>>42129693Custom Input: Homeless, currently residing in Italy with friends.
>>42129719It's what you call the father of a guido.
>>42129706Also, I propose an Alternative Vote system as otherwise Custom Inputs will die.My order of votes is1. >>421297062. No, it doesn't. I don't live there.3. >>421297384. Yes, it does. I'm on a vacation in Italy at the moment5. Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment
>>Yes, it does. I live in Italy at the moment.Have you moved to Italy, or were you born here?>I was born here.>I have heritage here.>I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42129812>I have heritage here.
>>42129812>I'm an artfag and am visiting on vacation
>>42129812Why would Italian radio be in English?>I have heritage here.
>>42129812i have heritage here
>>42129812>I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.
>>421298121. CUSTOM INPUT: I'm here to kill the damn dirty grease monkeys2. I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.3. I have heritage here.4. I was born here.
>>42129812I was born here.
>>42129812You're here on hire by someone on the italian mafia.
>>42129812>I was born here.
>>42129800>>42129813No you fuckers, not like that. You put all the choices you want in a order
>>42129873My first time on /tg/ forgive me
>>42129873C-calm down anon
>>42129861Voting for this.
>>42129861I'm gonna have this as my 3rd choice
>>I have Heritage hereThat's right. Your father was Italian, and ever since he passed away, you've been finding yourself getting more and more fascinated by Italy, perhaps to feel closer to him. Eventually, you moved to Italy on a work visa, and has been living with a very satisfied feeling.You get up and stumble to the bathroom, brushing your teeth and looking in the mirror.Are you male or female?>Male>Female
>>42129963Custom Input: Ze, Zo, Zum, I smell Cis Scum
>>42129963>Femaleplease be from london
>>42129963both, we moved here from the wall-eyes in morioh, the female half is the italian, the male half was a german who hates italians
>>42129963Female.Can we be the Ara Ara Christmas cake JoJo from the last thread?
>>421299631. Female2. Male3. >>421299884. >>421299895. >>42130018
>>421299631. Male2. Female3. Alien
>>42130041>>42129989Tumblr please go.>1: Female>2: Alien>3: Male
>>FealeDo you identify as a man or a woman?>Man>Woman>[NO CUSTOM INPUT, GO AWAY OTHERKIN]
>>42129963malecome the fuck on guys, this is a Jojo quest. Do you really want to be a girl?
>>42130072Female Identifying as Female please.
>>42130072Oh wow I fucked up the "Female" real bad.
>>42130072>MaleBut in a past life we were a girl. Our gypsy aunt told us so.
>>42130104Thank fuck. Female.
>>42130072>>[NO CUSTOM INPUT, GO AWAY OTHERKIN]STOP OPPRESSING ME
>>42130091Female always wins in these things because everyone on 4chan wants to be the little girl.
>>42130072What the fuck QM.>Male identifying as man[X] Privilege.
>>421300721. Male2. Female3. Fuck You OP [CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42130091I want to fuck up like Jolyne did and get fucked up.
>>42130072A man, lets go nuts>>42130091We clearly want to be a whore in and FOR Buccellati
If we're gonna be female, we need to be pure. Let's attempt to give Jonathan a run for his money.
>>42130072Custom input: WHEN DO WE FUCK DIO
>>42130104In that case, count >>42130132 as "Female identifying as woman".The privilege remains checked.
>>42130091not wanting to be a better jolyne than jolyne
>>42130072Fuck it, a Man. Let's be crossdressing ala Mulan
>WomanYou're an average Cis-gendered woman.What do you look like?>First three posters describe, everyone else seconds.
>>42130072Female breh, no need to complicate a Jojo quest with that sort of thing.
>>42130183Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH
>>42130183Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130183Tall, dark hair, big chest
>>42130183Whoop, derp, forgot my trip.Options:>>Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH>>Tall, flat and athletic>>Tall, dark hair, big chestVOTE, GENTLEMEN
TIME FOR SOME ALTERNATIVE VOTING1. >>421302062. >>421302073. >>42130203
>>42130183Above average height, 5'11.Curvy build.A Christmas cake with sloppy yet trimmed brown long brown hair with eye bags wearing a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette.
>>42130257Tall and athletic.
>>42130183Pucci but with boobs
>>42130257>Tall, dark hair, big chest
>>42130257Tall, dark hair, big chest
>>42130183With your pure Northern Italian heritage, you are clearly white, average height, fairly athletic looking.
>>42130257Voting for Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130257>>Tall, flat and athleticbut also a redhead
>>42130263>brown long brownFuck I'm too drunk for this.Basically just a sloppy haired wild Milf is my vote.
>>42130257Opzione 3, per favore
>>421302571.Tall, dark hair, big chest2.Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH3.Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130257That's not a trip, that's a name.
>>421302571. >>421302072. >>421302063. Nothing...9999. >>42130203
>>421302571. Tall, flat and athletic2. Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH3. Tall, dark hair, big chest
>>42130257>>Tall, dark hair, big chestPractician taste.
>>42130257Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130257If we aint a man, we gonna look like one Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130257>>Tall, flat and athletic
>>42130257Tall, flat and athletic for sure
>Tall,Dark hair, big chest.Thankfully, it looks proportioned, although a lot of people notice it first and everything else second.The doorbell rings! Do you answer?>Yes>No>Looks from the spyhole first
>>42130257F L A TLAT
>>42130257TALL, FLAT AND ATHLETIC
>>42130343spyhole,do you want to get raped?
>>42130343>YesLet's be a nice and trusting person.
>>42130343>Looks from the spyhole first
>>42130343>Tall,Dark hair, big chest.PRACTICIAN TASTE REIGNS SUPREME.>Look from the spyhole first.
>>42130343It's probably a gipsy. Ready your gun and check the spyhole.
>>42130343Look through the spyhole first, compadre.
>>42130343>Yell out "In a minute!" as you look from the spyhole
>>42130343>SpyholeSeeing as we apparently have one, might as well be sure.
>>42130343So what's the timelimit on these?
Spyhole>>42130386Pleb normie taste reigns supreme you mean
>>42130391>>42130366>>42130386This Is JoJo peeking out to look at a possible enemy at such a close range is dangerous, I'm afraid that we'll get our eye stabbed with a knife.
>>42130343>Ask who's there
Just a heads up, guys, once I started writing (once I see a definitive majority) I ain't changing my choice.>>SpyholeYou look through the spyhole.It's a UPS deliveryman!Do you open the door?>Yes>No>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42130428Break down the door
>>42130428CUSTOM INPUT: I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING YOU CUNT
>>42130428In Italy? That's suspicious. Ask him what does he want.
>>42130428Custom Input: Scream out "What the fuck does it say on the package?" since I don't remember ordering anything.
>>42130428>Were we expecting anything being delivered?
>>42130428Open door with bullets
>>42130428Shoot him with your gun
>>42130428WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
>>42130428This >>>42130446How about Giorgia Giordani as a name?
>>42130428Open the door with your asshole.
>>42130428>Open the door>In a very revealing bathrobe"Oooh. You got a big package for me, UPS man?"
>>42130456>>42130461>>42130469Seconding these, fuck his shit up
>>42130428>[CUSTOM] Try to remember whether you were expecting anything
>>42130469What about Anna Maria Franzoni?
>>42130428shoot him immediately
>>42130428Fuck him and then murder him and steal the box
>>42130428>Equip chainmail prior to opening the door.
>>Ask him what he wantsHe takes a deep breath and speaks in quick Italian."Excuse me, is this the apartment of miss...">NAME, SIMILAR TO APPEARANCE DESICION
>>42130500She should be, you know, a JoJo.
>>42130428>UPS>In ItalyI don't fuckin' buy this. Don't open the door.
>>42130481>>42130456>>42130461Voting for all of these.
>>42130519That's what they want you to believe.
>>42130517Joy Joneva "Joey" Jovana IV
>>42130523Sorry, I'm dumb and did not realize UPS isn't in Italy.>>Fed-Ex guy
>>42130517calmy say OF COURSE, but grab gun that's out of his field of view
>>42130517>Busty, tall, and fitIt's gotta be Jocyeln.
>>42130565Seconding Alessa Zeppeli
>>42130517Giovanna Jiovanni.>>42130559It actually is, it's just not very common.
>>42130559Just stick with generic delivery man.
>>42130565Putting my vote on this.
>>42130565Secondingrip when a joestar comes
Options:>Josephine Jiovanni>Alessa Zeppeli>Jocelyn
>>42130517Jovana Joestar.I've always been fond of the name Jovana.
>>42130611JosephineDo it faggots
Also I am not putting any Joestars in.
>>42130611I'm the guy that put up the name Jocelyn, I change my vote to >>42130615
>>42130586Yeah, it just seemed awfully suspicious to me, but I am aware they have some business in Italy.
>>42130611Since J is not a real letter, Zeppeli.
>>42130639>but we are gonna do ZeppelisH Y P O C R I T E
>>42130639Alessa Zeppeli it is then. Time to an Hero
>>42130652I agree with you: I'm the first one that said it was suspicious. The fact it's not impossible only makes it more suspicious.
>>42130639This is the kind of thing you need to specify beforehand OP.
>>42130611I'm feeling suicidal, so let's go with Alessa Zepelli.
>>42130639Namewise.>>Alessa ZeppeliYou reply with a "Yes", and the delivery man comes in.He sets a long-yet-slender package on the table and hands you the forms, which you sign.As he leaves, you feel an odd feeling you can only describe as MENACING.What do you do?>Open the Package>Throw it away>Put it aside for now, it's Sunday and you ain't got no time for serious business.>[CUSTOM INPUT]>>42130692Because this happens during Part 5.
>>42130692because then we'll fucking die, we're a Zeppeli
>>42130719FUCK THE UPS GUYS SHIT UP
Holy shit... I had never thought that Alessa Zeppeli will be popular... I pick Alessa because it mean something like "Defender of Mankind", and Zeppeli just because they are cool family despite the early death curses.
>>42130719Custom input: FORCE THE DELIVERY MAN TO OPEN IT FOR YOU BY LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
>>42130743We didn't pick due to Alessa, we picked due to Zeppeli>>42130719Chan
>>42130719>Shake it lightly to get a feel for what it could be.
>>42130719>>Open the PackageGet this shit over with. If its a stone mask with a ruby in it lets put that shit on.
>>42130719>MENACINGkek>Open the Package
>>42130719M E N A C I N GOpen it.
>>421307191.Open the Package2. Put it aside for now, it's Sunday and you ain't got no time for serious business.3. Throw it away
>>42130719Open the mask
>>42130719call the UPS guy faggot, and open the package as violently as possible
>>42130719Take the longest kitchen knife you have to the side of the package and open the side very slowly.
>>42130719Light it in fire
>>42130719Before the man manages to leave, ask who sent the package to you in the first place (Or better yet, inspect the box for the Billing Address if that doesn't work.)
>>Attack the UPS ManCrouching down on all four like a majestic Bengal tiger, you leap forward towards the UPS Man and swipe for his head. "Yare yare daze" (Good Grief) The UPS Man sighs, using his clipboard to block your strike.>Ask him who he is>Keep attacking>[CUSTOM IMPUT]
>>42130780>maskwe phantom blood now
>>42130719Shake the box and listen to it's contents before opening. Get a feel of how heavy it is.
>>42130817KEEP ATTACKINGKILL HIM
>>42130817Ask him who he is
>>42130817FUCK HIM UPFUCKHIM UP.After you win, make him open the package for you.
>>Open itWithin it you find...A decorative bow and arrow.You recall these, you ordered them ages ago off some catalog in an attempt to make your new house look artsy.What do you do?>Examine>Leave alone>Hang on the wall>[CUSTOM INPUT]>>42130817Please do not pretend to be me.
>>42130817>Yare yare dazeHmm, that's not Italian.Ask him who he is.
>>42130850SHOOT YOURSELF WITH IT, WE GETTING OUR STANDS
>>42130817stop attacking, and say>"Who are you fa-----------------ggot!"
>>42130850>>[CUSTOM INPUT]Equip it to our weapon slot.
>>42130850And we've got a mailman to test this thing out on!
>>42130850Use a trip you retard, this is the only instance where using a trip is the preferred corse of action in a thread.>STAB SELF WITH THE ARROW.
>>42130850Custom input: Look outside window, locate target, shoot them with bow and arrow
>>42130850Please get an actual trip, also>Examine
>>42130850Shoot it at yourself, we are gonna get dem stands.Considering we are pretty fucking Bipolar already with UPS man attacking
>>42130850we are a woman, right>stick up butt and/or vagina
>>42130850Get a trip>Examine, see the craftsmanship be careless, and get nicked
>>42130850Put it in a nice glass case somewhere and print out some fake Archery competition certificates to put next to it.
>>42130850Examine, it's important that we find out if it's actually "THE" bow before stabbing ourself like a retard.
>>Stab selfGrabbing the arrow in both hands, you plunge it deep in your chest. The painful feelign burns your skin, and you fall to the floor unconscious.DECIDE STAND NAMEsame as the others before, 3 suggestions etc.also got a trip
>>42130850STAB YOURSELF, WHO CARES IF IT'S LEGIT. WE NUTS
>>42130926SERIOUSLY?! Is she fucking retarded? At least TRY to be reasonable, Jesus Christ.
>>42130926Carry On My Wayward Son
>>42130926>Gonna go far Kid
>>42130926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQDARE TO BE STUPID
>>42130926Disturbed!Since we're fucking nuts.
>>42130307see >>42130850 get a fucking trip.>>42130943This has to be the stand name
>>42130926Born to be Wild
>>42130926Under the Sun
>42130926CLOSE TO THE EDGE
>>42130926NO LIMIT NIGGA
>>ExamineThe delivery man having long left, you pick up the arrow, astounded by the craftsmanship-And then the arrow, out of its own volition, almost moves into your hand, sinking deep into the skin of your palm.Painful, horrible pain fills your mind.Do you->Scream and run into the hospital>Faint from the pain>Call someone to help?>[CUSTOM INPUT]>>42130926Fuck you.
>>42130926The sound of the silence
>>42130969masturbate, pain turns you on
>>42130926Welp, this quest is definitely going nowhere.Oh well.Five Magics
>>42130992This, lets jerk off
>>42130969I'm so confused.This is why you OPEN THE THREAD WITH THE FUCKING TRIP.
>>42130969>>42130926>who's real>faint like a bitch, only to impale ourself on it again in the same spot
>>42130969>>[CUSTOM INPUT]Break out the medical kit. And a lot of alcohol to numb the pain.
>>42130969So it WAS a trap! Go find that mailman and kill him
>>42130969>>42130926And this is why you always use a trip while making a quest, kids.
>>42130926>>42130969Now we don't know the original poster.>>42130926I know that you're fake cause you don't use that many greentext.
>>42130969>Shriek and cradle your arm as you're stabbed, then frantically try to get it out
>>42131002>>42131006>>42131017>>42131020I am the OP here.My apologies, this literally never happened before.
>>42130969>Out of it's own Volition moves into your hand and stabs youMight as well masturbate through the pain while you wait for it to ware off.
>>42130969We are jerking off to wear down the pain
>>42131029But most of your posts use JBAQuestfag as the name.
>>42131046Notice how this fag (>>42130926) has JJBA Questfag with a space.Also, guys, you can't masturbate, there's a goddamn arrow sticking in your palm.
>>42131031>>42131044>>42130998>>42130992We are doing this, jerk off
>>42131031>>42130998>>42130992Going to vote for this.She has a massive Masochism/Pain fetish and although terrified and confused subconsciously reaches down to her crotch while trying to reach the phone to dial for help.
>>42131077We have 2 hands damn it, AND THE THREAD SPOKEN. WE ARE JERKING IT
>>42131077It doesn't matter if he has a space in your name, it's that you already changed your name too, to begin with.All you have to fucking do I screenshot both (You)s from both >>42131029 and >>42129465.inb4 doc photoshops and takes over
>>42131077We have two hands
>>42131077Masturbate. You obviously find this hot.
>>42131084That's got to be it.
>>42131084THISOur stand should have something to do with pain
>>42131029>>42131118kek.This thread is fucking ruined.I know it's you Doc, please stop.
>>42131143AHAH, YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK!
>>42131143oops left my trip on
>>42131139>ruined.Are you kidding me? This just makes it more interesting.It's BIZARRE.
Is our fist up our cunt yet?
10/10, Quest of the year
Okay we're back on track unless this is part of their plan.Stick with >>42130969.>>42131182Also a reminder that you're a faggot.
>>42131143>>42131160TSU GI NI OMAE WA "I am a huge faggot!"TO IU!
>>42131189Go away, this isn't your thread.
>>MasturbateLewdly, you feel the juices deep inside of you moisten. Reachign down with your paw, you begin to stroke yourself as a dark red blinds your vision. You feel the heat swelling up inside, causing you to tense up, however nothign can stop those freaky fingers.>Edge>Cum
So anyway.>>MasturbateFor some reason, you get off the pain. It comforts you. Arouses you.You bite your lower lip as you begin, the pain nearly unbearable and blood trickling down your palm.Are you sure you don't want to patch yourself before doing this?>Yes>No>[CUSTOM INPUT](Perk Added: Masochist- you're more resistant to pain, and your attacks become stronger the more wounded you are)
>>42131231Drive the arrow further in.
>>42131231>You bite your lower lip as you beginAdditionally, Terunosuke Miyamoto is able to reveal that in terms of body language, Josuke's first unconscious reaction when unsure is to bite his lips.My answer. No.
>>42131231Yes, lick the blood while you do it
>>42131231No, the blood adds to the experience. continue jerking
>>42131231[custom baby] rape neighbor's pet beetle
>>42131231so, our Stand is Ebony devil?
>>42131231Take something for the pain and go to the hospital, that shit ain't normal. If Rosie Palms can't make you forget the pain then it's serious.
>>42131231Blood is the best lube. Let's get freaky
>>42131231>Pull the arrow all the way through your palm and remove it, dial for an ambulance after your rabid sexual urges are under control.
>>42131231Jiggle the arrow in your wound. Let's take this masochism thing seriously.
Nope, we gonna continue jerking
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42131231>Attempt to resist the urge to continue. DC10
>>42131231stick the arrow in our vagina
>>42131231No, we gotta keep enjoying ourselves
>>42131276This, deepen the wound.
>>42131231[CUSTOM] Reach for the phone to dial for an ambulance but continue masturbating throughout the call, being unable to control yourself.
>>NoThe pain isn't gone after your little session- in fact, it's nearly overwhelming you, having long lost its pleasurable aspect and becoming pure agony.Do you->Try to call for help>Yank the arrow out>Fall down and lose consciousness>[CUSTOM]
>>42131321>Stick the arrow in deeper
>>42131321GO TO THE HOSPITAL
>>42131321How deep is the arrow?
>>42131321Stick in the arrow deeper, we should get a better stand
>>42131321call for your crazy roomate, who keeps talking about her imaginary friend that follows her
>>42131321Yank the arrow out and Dial for help, try to surpress your pain fetish as you realize you need medical attention.
>>42131321Poke the arrow in farther
Stick arrow further in
>>42131321take it out, stab it again quickly we get Requiem, which we get based on what we need the most, a hospital filled with dildos.
>>42131353expanding on this, she's goes to med school
>>42131321Drive the arrow deeper in your flesh. That ought to make it pleasurable again.
>>42131357voting for this
Man, our protag is gonna be fucking nuts.
>>42131350>>42131376On an unrelated note, I am not considering any meta-based options.
>>42131395Oh, now funny remarks aren't allowed.Puncture the arrow right through our arm
>>42131321push the arrow deeper
>>42131395You're a killjoy. That's why you specify this shit beforehand.
>>42131395Let's go full sociopath and pull the arrow through while ignoring the pain, dial the hospital in a calm yet slightly aroused voice.
Put in arrow deeper
>>42131321Push the arrow all the way through.
>>42131395OP, you really didn't think this through.I don't know whether you've ever even SEEN any other quest thread, but they either lay down some hard rules AT THE START or just railroad the choices.The latter isn't good, but at least think about what you're doing and WHERE you're doing it.
>>42131395I wanna change my vote, pull the arrow out and shove it through the fucking face to end this shitty quest.
for fuck sake>>42131152>>42131152>>42131152
>>42131321>Start stabbing yourself repeaditlyWE REQUIEM^2 NOW
>>42131321PUSH THE FUCKING ARROW IN
>>42131453You can't get killed by the arrow you know, read JoJo.
>>42131321Just stab yourself harder you cunt.
>>42131430>>42131414>>42131453I don't think I need to explain why metagaming-based reasons are dumb.>Push the arrow deeperOut of a force you do not entirely understand, you push the arrow deeper through the center of your palm. The pain overwhelms you, and you fall to the floor, unconscious.You find yourself in...>Complete darkness>An old-looking foyer>An odd, shadowy mimicry of your apartment>[CUSTOM]
>>42131493In a fucking hospital, that UPS guy saves us
>>42131493>I don't think I need to explain why metagaming-based reasons are dumb.Yeah, you're right about that but there's no fucking rule against it.Answer: >Complete darkness
OP is dead, as is my patienceno more arrow bullshit>MC dies a bloody death and is raped by Simon Cowell
This is fucking crazy.
>>42131493>You wake up in an amusement park, on a giant ferris wheel.
>>42131484You read Jojo faggot.If someone isn't worthy the arrow kills them and this fucking shit obviously isn't worthy.>>42131493Fucking kill yourself.
>>42131510Seconding this, UPS MAN IS THE MAN
>>42131516Your autism is unbearable.Say hi to Dr. Filter.
>>42131493>You awake to find yourself in your own room but an hour before the incident occurred, you don't have the arrow or the wound.
>>42131510Voting for this, also I want the UPS guy to return later on with a stand
>>42131549UPS Quest when?
>>42131493>An old-looking foyer
>>42131561i dont care, this thread isnt progressing anywhere
>>42131573It would be better than this fucking amateur garbage.
>>42131493>[CUSTOM]>Alessa finds herself on top of a grassy cliff next to a beach, with a marble staircase framed by flowers, which ascends up to a cloudy sky
>>42131590>this thread isnt progressing anywhereBut your cancer is progressing everywhere.
>>42131590It is actually, it's going pretty fast compared to other CYOA threads.Just shut up and sit tight, wait for OP to deliver.
>>42131510>>42131572This, try to fuck the UPS Guy afterwards
>>HospitalYou wake up in the hospital, your arm bandaged thoroughly.There's a figure- a FAMILIAR figure- sitting by your bed.It's...>A young, blond man, with a familiar face>A muscular, dark-haired man with the shoulderspan of a brick wall>An old English gentleman in a suit and a dapper bowler hat>[CUSTOM]
>>42131618please put on a trip again, fake op, so i can filter your shit
>>42131639It's the UPS guy, I thought we made this clear
>>42131626We live the quiet life Kira always wanted with qt UPS Guy
>>42131639Which one is the UPS guy?
>A young, blond man, with a familiar faceliterally giorno, shoot his ass
>>42131639Custom: It's the UPS Guy
>>42131639Voting for the UPS guy appearing
>>42131639The UPS guy did this to you, it's got to be him.
Oh look this quest already has its first MEME!Le UPS Guy meme! So epic!
>>421316391. CUSTOM: A man wearing a cape with the UPS logo on it who in terms of looks is part 3 Dio with an UPS cape
>>42131686You're almost as bad as Spiggy.or maybe you're are him
>>42131699Whatever you want to believe, cuck.
>>42131639The UPS guy saved us, so him
>>42131686Who shat on your bed the day your mother died? This isn't /b/.
>>42131708We didn't even get our stand yet, why should DIO give a shit about us?And for that record, why should the UPS guy give a fuck about us, that's pretty suspicious, where are this girl's parents?
>>UPS guyThe young, muscular deliveryman looks at you, smiling when you make up."Signorina Zeppeli! You're alright!"He seems relieved and grateful.What do you do?>Ask him what's going on>Ask for his name>Tell him to call you Alessa>[CUSTOM]
>>42131748UPS guy clearly came back after we audibly moaned and due to the fact that we had large knockers
>>42131748He sent the arrow to the wrong person and wants to get it back.
thread is dead, UPS isnt in italy, and we don't even have a stand>>42131699cancer
>>42131726It might as well be with this fucking terrible quality standards.
>>42131773http://www.ups.com/content/it/en/contact/index.html>>42131767Ask him what the fuck is happening
>>42131767Custom: Ask him if he was outside our door the entire time
>>42131767>>Ask for his name
>>42131767What's going on.
>>42131767>Confess undying love
>>42131767kill him, he is an enemy>>42131788im an idiot
>>42131767Tell him to fuck off.Check your wounds, if they are healed head for the exit.
>>42131767Reach in and give a kiss to the UPS guy
>>42131798>im an idiotYes you are.
>>42131777Again, what's rubbed you raw? Made a vote that didn't carry through? OP was a little sloppy, but it's hardly unsalvageable.
>>42131798>Im an idiotYou finally realize, thank you jesus.Now shut up unless you have something valuable to say.
>>42131806>>42131767This, the UPS guy is gonna be our bf and sidekick now on
>>42131767Ask him why he came back for you, that's fucking suspicious.Was he watching you masturbate?
>>42131809>>42131815you too, brah
>>42131767As I said, try to fuck the UPS guy, at least a kiss
>>42131767>Ask for his name
>>42131859I'm sincerely curious. Why bother with any of this instead of just leaving, if you don't like it?
>>42131767Ask name AND kiss
>>42131861Alessa Zeppelin may be a freaky blood fetishist but she is no whore, the Zeppeli are a respectable family.
>>"What's going on?"He blushes, rubbing the back of his head."Well, when I delivered the package, I must've left my phone in your apartment. When I came back, you were..."his blush intensifies."... Well, you were half naked and passed out with this arrow in your hand. So I called 118 and made sure they got you."What's your response?>Thank him>Slap him for seeing you naked>Flirt with him>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42131901Joseph was a whore and was a part of the Joestar family and sexual favors are the only favors
>>42131913Flirt with him
>>42131913Tell him to fuck off.
>>42131913>Thank him romantically.
>>42131913Slap him>U-UPS GUY-KUN ... B-BAKA!
>>42131913>say " Do you want to see it again?"
>>42131913F L I R T
>>42131913Ask him why his face is red, nudity never bothered you.
>Thanking him and flirt with him
>>42131913Flirt with him, he saw our unmentionables might as well get with him
>>42131977>>42131966We like being seen naked and unconscious
>>42131913>>Flirt with him
>>42131913Ask where the arrow went
Don't flirt with the fucking UPS GUY, try and figure out what the fuck just happened and examine your wounds.Ignore him.
>>42131913Ask how the fuck did his phone magically get inside my house.>MENACING ensues
>>42131913Flirt with him, we are fucking the UPS guy
>>FlirtA cheeky smile on your face, you start joking on the situation with a seductive tone, occasionally cracking jokes at his obvious embarrassment of this situation.He blushes heavily, and tries to reply bashfully, but it doesn't seem to go anywhere.You do, however, learn that his name is Franco.What do you do now?>Ask him for more info about the arrow>Try to get his number>Bid him farewell and try to relax>[CUSTOM](Perk Added: Seductive- Your good looks and charm can help you in many situations.)
>>42132074Ask about arrow.
>>42132074Ask him if he knows where the arrow is, examine your fucking injuries.
>>42132074Get his number, like a fucking postman is gonna know about relics like this
>>42132074Manipulate Franco into getting his number, he may be useful in the future as an ally.
>>42132074Get his number, we gonna make this happen
Calling it now. Delivery Man is actually the big bad.
>>Ask about Arrow+Ask for number.Franco shrugs."I'm afraid I don't know anything about the arrow, Signorina. Perhaps you could ask your doctor when he comes in?"His phone beeps."Oh shit, I have to go-"He quickly scribbles his number on a card and puts it on the nightstand beside the bed, before running out.What do you do?>Examine your injuries>Try to get out of bed>Sleep>[CUSTOM]
>>42132074Get his fucking number
>>42132173Examine injuries, try to leave
>>42132173Sleep, we had a crazy ass day
>>42132173Examine your injuries, you had a fucking arrow stabbed through your hand. Make sure it didn't sever anything and see if you can use move your fingers.
>>42132173Sleep, does Italy have free healthcare?
>>42132173Masturbate,like really last time wasn't good
>>42132231We aren't in pain so we probably aren't turned on.
>>42132173I bet that if we choose sleep someone is going to jump at us
>>42132216They have a nation healthcare service, yes.
>>42132173Go to fucking bed, we must be tired after trying to fuck a delivery guy and torturing ourselves with an arrow masturbate before
>>Examine injuriesPeeling back your bandage, you find-Nothing but a very pronounced scar in the center of your palm.Your fingers work well, and you can't seem to feel pain from this.You do, however, get a tingly sensation when you look at it.There's another figure in by your bed->A young, blond man, with a familiar face>A muscular, dark-haired man with the shoulderspan of a brick wall>An old English gentleman in a suit and a dapper bowler hat>[CUSTOM]
>>42132311I take the English gentleman
>>42132311U P S G U YPSGUY
>>42132311Custom: The DoctorAsk him about the Arrow.
>>42132311Franco,the UPS guy
>>42132311UPS guy comes back
I'm new to quest threads but new thread when?Also, the pom wanker (the brit cunt)
>>42132311Dark haired man
>>42132386Girono isn't an idiot, he wouldn't go himself but instead request someone to show up and bring you to the Mafia house.
>>42132311I suppose I'll take the old English gentlemanEven though it's not possible, considering this takes part in Part 5, I hope it's SPEEDWAGON.
>>42132441It is Speedwagon obviously, it matches his description.I'm betting the other two are Jonathan/Jotaro and Giorno.
Considering Franco just left...>>English GentlemanAn old man, dressed like an English Gentleman with a long scar on his face, smiles at you happily."Good day to you, Miss Zeppeli.">"Who are you?">"How do you know my name?">"How did you get here? I didn't see you appear.">[CUSTOM]
>>42132464How'd he get here so quick?
>>42132461Spot on on one, wrong on the other.It was supposed to be Shiza
>>42132464>[CUSTOM]How the fuck are you alive?
>>42132464>"How do you know my name?"
>>42132464Custom>Oi, wot toim eesit m8?
>>42132464>>42132476How the fuck are you alive? Aren't you a 100?
>>42132464Come on,you don't have to think logically while doing a JJBA quest thread.>"How do you know my name?"
>>42132464>>42132485This, then rant about "british" "culture" like the dirty racist we are
>>"How do you know my name?"The old man laughs."It's a long and complicated explanation, Miss Zeppeli.My name is Robert Speedwagon. You may have heard of my Foundation.Simply speaking, I am a ghost.">"...What?">" Are you fucking kidding me?">Believe him.>[CUSTOM]
>>42132580Call the doctors screaming you are seeing ghosts
>>42132580>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>42132580>>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>42132580>2 fukken spooky m8
>>42132580"I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?"
>>42132605>>42132580C'mon do "I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?", Let's go full xenophobe, We are a proud italian
>>42132605>>42132580>"I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?"This
OP, start new bread, this ones at limit
>>42132605This, let's see if it's a real ghost or our imagination
>>"Are you fucking kidding me?"He lifts a hand."I can explain.The 'Arrow' you've been stabbed with is an artifact of great power. You will soon see the effects.I'm, in a way, bound to both your 'bloodline' and another one, and until you find 'peace', I'm afraid I will remain with you."He chuckles."You will soon gain a 'power' known as a 'Stand'. treat it well, Alessa. I will return, but for now I must depart."He slowly starts fading, as a headache slowly starts to drum through your head.>Call the doctor>Hold your head>try to sleep it off>[CUSTOM]
>>42132605this. Don't choose the boring ones as always,OP.
>>42132688Call the fucking doctor, we want the arrow back
>>42132688God damn it OP, why didn't we insult Speedweed?Call the fucking doctor
>>42132688Fucking Bongs...just try and call the Doctor, I suppose.
>>Call the DoctorAfter a few minutes of pressing the buzzer, the doctor, an elderly man, appears."What seems to be the problem, Signora Zeppeli?">Ask about the Arrow>Ask about your injuries>Say you want out>[CUSTOM]
>>42132795WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME, I JUST TALKED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD BRITISH GHOST
>>42132795ask about arrowalso get a new thread OP
>>42132808Seconding this. We're fucked in the head
Ask about the ghost
>>42132795Look him dead in the eyes, and completely deadpan, say "I see dead people."
>>42132819New one because OP wont make one
>>42132808Poster of >>42132838I've decided to abandon my idea and second the first one, since I much prefer it.
>>42132808Yep, ask about the ghost, don't forget the foulmouth
>>42132842Anon, this thread is still going. Don't make new ones for me.
>>42132875We're at the bump limit so I set one up, so we can keep it going without a break for you to make a thread
>>42132905>We're at the bump limit Literally doesn't matter on this board.
>>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME, I JUST TALKED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD BRITISH GHOSTThe doctor seems to take this quite seriously."Hmm, yes, must be a side effects of the anesthetics we used when we removed the arrow."You see something move in your peripheral vision, from both directions.Which way do you look?>Left>Right>Ignore it, keep talking to the doctor>[CUSTOM]
>>42132916Didnt know that, first time using this board forgive me please
>>42132919Use our latent reptile powers to look in both directions at once.
>>42132919Look both ways, we are crosseyed
>>42132944>>42132943We are going crosseyed, do it
>>42132919 look both ways while doing a dinosaur screech
>>42132919both ways, part of stand power
>>42132944Come on, we were pros at magic eyes and can look both ways
>>Look both waysYou somehow manage to move your eyes and see in both directions.TO YOUR LEFT, you see->A beetle...?>Something ropey passing by>A fist>[CUSTOM]To your right- you see a syringe, in midair, flying towards you.>Dodge it!>Catch it!>Ignore it!>[CUSTOM]
>>42133026To our left, we see Speedwagon's bowler hat sitting on a chair.Also punch the syringe, we stronk
Catch the syringe>>42133042Yep, I want to see his hat lying on the chair
>>42133026>a beetle>the siringe is probably the doctor,who cares when there's a fucking beetle
>>42133026catch both and pull the ropey thing, throw back the syringe
WE SEE SYRINGES BOTH WAYS WE CATCH BOTH
>>42133102This, we are an absolute madman
>>42133102This5 bucks says we fucked our vision and it's only coming from right
>>42133102This, definitely this.
>>Needles From both sides>>Catch bothIn a feat of courage (Or stupidity), you managed to catch the syringes.The one in your right hand seems cold and normal, and you briefly wonder why it flew at you.The one held in your left hand (The stabbed one), however, feels... Warm. Pleasing. Familiar.The doctor grins."So, your 'Stand' has finally awakened, Miss Zeppeli.">"...What?">"...Well, up yours!">[CUSTOM RESPONSE]
>>42133206No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paper
>>42133206>[CUSTOM RESPONSE]>A Stand?! YOU'RE FUCKING TELLING ME THAT A GHOST ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME, IT SOUNDED MADE UP WHEN HE SAID I'D GET A STAND, I SAW A REAL FUCKING GHOST!
>>42133206>>42133228>No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paperDo this, we don't fuck around
>>42133206>The one held in your left hand (The stabbed one), however, feels... Warm. Pleasing. Familiar.God damn it, are we horny again?>>42133228This, rip through him
>>42133206Take the syringes and attempt to plunge them into his eyes. Also say "How about a taste of your own-ah, you know what, fuck it! That seemed to sound much better in my head."
>>42133228This ain't a fucking comic, no comebacks, get into the fight
>>No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paperYour attempts at punching him are thwarted by multiple needles, filled with various substances, shooting in your direction!What do you do?>Avoid them!>Take them like a champ!>Throw your own needle!>[CUSTOM]
>>42133340Take them like a champAND THAT CHAMP'S NAME IS JOHN CENADOOT DO DO DOOOOT! DO DO DO DOOOT
>>42133340use our feminine charm to seduce the doctor
>>42133340>Take them like a champ!We're a masochist.
>>42133340Roll out of the bed and flip it on its side to create a makeshift shield.
>>42133340Take the needles, and stay silent. we gonna stay silent
>>42133352WE 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE THE DOCTORPLEASE
I archived this on suptg so dont worry jjbaquestmaster just keep on trying to learn how to write
>>Take the needlesIn what could be the dumbest thing you ever did, you let yourself be pierced by the multiple syringes controlled by the mad doctor.He grins maniacally as they start pumping the various liquids in them into your bloodstream!"I won! My Stand, 「Needles」, is pumping its poisons into you! You will die, Zeppeli! Die before the hour is over!"You feel nausea-But one by one, the syringes in you begin to feel similar to the one in your hand.Your blood steadily trickles into them, and they start feeling... As if they're a part of you.What do you do?>Pull the syringes out and throw them at him!>Try to punch him!>Try to control the few syringes that fell out, stained with your blood!>[CUSTOM]
>>42133486let him throw more syringes into you adn start masturbating
Aw shucks, guys, I really don't want to do this, but...>>let him throw more syringes into youYou revel in the pain as more syringes filled with more poisons slam into your chest and stomach, letting you bleed more. You're feeling kinda woozy, should you stop?>Same options from before.
>>42133592keep letting him throw syringes into you until you're almost at your limit then hose him down with a steady spray of pussy juice
>>42133592I'll throw you a line and say try to control the few syringes that fell out.
>>42133592I guess we have no fear of death, that's pretty metal.>Take out two Syringes and simply walk up to the doctor ignoring attacks, when in close range jam them both into his eye sockets.
>>42133739Why don't you decide for once?
>>42133626Seconding this, shock him then strike
>>Try to control the syringesin an almost natural ease, you manage to lift the syringes, and fling them into the doctor, who slumps over in surprise, watching the two needles sticking out of his chest."I-Impossible! Y-You can't-" he mutters before falling down, dead.You can feel the poisons dripping out of your system.Your Stand's name is...>S&M>Blood Junkie>Youngblood>[CUSTOM]
>>42133816The thread is about to 404 and most people have fucked off, I think you should open the next thread with this question since it's pretty important.
>>42133816I said once, I'm gonna say again.Our stand is DARE TO BE STUPID
>>42133827Fair enough. I think I'll go to sleep now, if you folks don't mind.
>>42133828I love myself some Weird Al, this
>>42133816Take on Me/ Ah-Ha!
Went to bed, the Stand Name will continue tomorrow!
>>42133896Ok, this thread was terrible. god damn it. Did our father sucumb to the Zeppeli curse before he could raise us? Sexual gratification with artifacts, lusting after a postman, sucking in poison
>>42133843That's perfect, see you tomorrow.
>>42133918I'm making do with what I can. Hopefully there will be less shitposters around next time.
>>42133918She's a sexual chaotic deviant alright, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
>>42133940Say what you will, I want to see the UPS guy again
>>42133960This I agree with, although the masturbation bit will get old real fast.