>>42125493
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM
>Character sheet(Beta): http://pastebin.com/sjG6yS4f
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>ask.fm: http://ask.fm/OrkQuestQM

Let's hope I won't have to go today.

Last part: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42086668/

>>42125493
>>Use a barrel.

>>42125493
>BRUTAL CUNNIN ACTION:Use a barrel to make the guard tower fall on the barn and then have the boys charge in and clean up the leftovers.

>>42125493
>>Use a barrel.

>>42125591
There's no guard tower, the barn has seemingly 2 floors total (ground and first floor), there's no tower to make go boom boom.

>>42125493
Use a barrel.

Flammable structure + tightly packed humies + explosion with lots of shrapnel = happy Ork

Barrel it is

>3d6

last reminder, roll high.

>You have 5 barrels left.

Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>42125668

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Rolled 1, 3, 4 = 8 (3d6)

ROLLING FOR ZOGNIK!

Rolled 4, 6, 4 = 14 (3d6)

>>42125668
ok

>>42125832
Pretty damn good, Rammus.

14 a highest.

Writing.

>>42125832

Not a bad score

I hope 14 is good enough. We still have 4 brutal cunning points left right?

>>42125493
You won't take any chances and more importantly, you really wanted those crimson fireworks. So you'll do with what you have. Taking a barrel under fire from enemy rangers, you chuck it to a grot and that grot chucks it to another one who places it on the now reloaded lobba and ignites the barrel. Soon after, you pull the trigger as a bolt digs into your armor. The ammunition is sent flying in the usual manner, twirling in the air before bursting on impact. However the aim was not perfect, and the humans as well quickly got away from the area of effect. That isn't to say that there's no effect, it seems that a one human had the opportunity to be right where the barrel explodes and he took it. Burning chunks of flesh go flying around the area while the shrapnel and fire additionally bleeds out the area, but does not force an actual opening. And since you've shown your weapon, the archers relentlessly focus on you and soon you are barraged by arrows left and right.

>Charge in.
>Barrel again (5 Left)
>Something else.

>BRUTAL CUNNIN action


>Your boars are at 29% energy from the arrows.

>>42126015
Barrel the archers

>>42126015
>Barrel the archers while your boys charge now that all the attention is on you.

>>42126015
>>42126090

>Barrel again

Yes we should barrel at the archers. Less hit by arrows is better.

Barrel into archers it is.

>3d6.

>4 barrels left.

Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d6)

>>42126218

Rolled 2, 1, 5 = 8 (3d6)

>>42126218

>>42126233
Holy shit

>>42126233
A BY CIE CHUJ TRAFIŁ.

STOP CRITTING DAMN IT.

>>42126258
Hahaha. But boss why?

>>42126258
:^)

>>42126269
I want some DESPAIR too ;_____________;

Yeah, when your players always make crits is pretty frustrating, no matter how much shit you send to them they are able to fight it off.

>>42126280
I understand but the dice man the dice say unites go booom!!

>>42126280
Orks can't despair though ya git!
Also not going to lie, It feels like you jipped us with the 14, It's a better than average roll and yeti t feels like you gave us a fail, Also it's only THREE away from a "Crit" 17.

17 wins then, a crit.

Writing.

>>42126015
You quickly reel in the arm of the weapon back, your motion sharp and quick, it's also what makes you avoid all of these projectiles chucked at your direction, and while your boars are uneasy, stepping to sides or just taking the arrows in with their metal bits, your arm is already igniting the barrel and dragging on the release mechanism.

You aimed at the biggest clump of ranged units, which obviously is on the first floor of the barn, and by sheer luck, determination, blessing or orkish supremacy or all at once, the barrel not only just doesn't get hit by anything to push it off course or force premature explosion, it goes straight inside trough a window.

Second later you hear the satisfaction-giving screams of utter torture and pain as some bodies are forced trough the wall to fly out of the barn or flip out of the holes, either screaming or lifelessly falling down onto their comrades without a sound with burnt and torn flesh.

This effectively breaks the morale and any boy who was near you forced himself yet again into the ranks, sowing chaos all around.

>Charge in yourself.
>Charge directly into the barn by breaking the doors.
>Go somewhere else.
>Something else(write-in)


>BRUTAL CUNNIN action.

>Your boars are at 28% energy.

>>42126312
Nah a failure would have probably been a flaming arrow hitting the barrel while we were holding it.

>>42126480
>Charge directly into the barn by breaking the doors.

>>42126491
No that would be a crit fail, What he did was give us a fail on a good roll.

>>42126480
>Charge directly into the barn by breaking the doors.

>>42126480
>Charge
*ahem*
Waagh.

>>42126560
Calm down anon, it's in the past now.

>>42126582
He fucked us over, I think you're taking this to nonchalantly anon, Or do you want us to continue getting good rolls but him counting them as fails? Also "In the past" my ass, It's only been about 40 minutes.

>>42126623
I'm sure the QM has taken it on board.

>>42126651
Then he would have responded anon, And possibly amended his mistake, Which he hasn't.

>>42126672
I have things called eyes and a skill called reading. I know what's happening and your point was taken, I didn't feel the need to voice that out.

>>42126672
Jeez relax, its his first quest.

>>42126709
And this is /tg/, Not a friendly place if you haven't noticed, I could be saying alot worse.

Charging into the barn it is.

>3d6.

Rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>42126760

Rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9 (3d6)

>>42126760

>>42126754
First rule of /tg/

>1. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.

>>42126797
That's a good one newfag.

Rolled 4, 2, 2 = 8 (3d6)

>>42126760

>>42126813
GM could had written that the barrel exploded ten dudes, and that the gap had to be reinforced from those inside the barn. It would had changed absolutely nothing, but you wouldn't be whining. GM can't edit his post now, but you could stop being an ass.

13 a highest, writing.

Can we use a brutal cunning point to reroll?

>>42127045
Uh, yeah, but do you really want to?

>>42127062
No, We have a good enough roll.

Spend a BRUTAL KUNNIN point to reroll?

>Y
>N

>>42127114
>N

>>42127114
>>N

>>42127114
>N

>>42126690
Fucking. Cold.
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

>>42127114
Okay, I guess no it is. I just didn't see the option to reroll so I was wondering. Thanks

No it is. Posting.

You lash the reins onto your boars and they grunt in exhaustion before dragging the total weight forward, they try to steer to the side, avoiding commotion but are quickly turn to correct direction. As they start to gain speed, you lash the reins one more to ensure proper ride, straight into the barn.

Your chariot makes a small jump as you are forced to drive over an obstacle, some sort of table probably as your scythes lash out on the few who were too close to them as you reach the top speed. Soon enough, your boars drive into the doors that buckle underneath the force and your ears hear something being pushed on the ground. And you soon realize that there was a makeshift barricade behind the doors and men with pikes start to jab at you and your boars.

You drive in still, the wheels bending and bone chassis cracking as the bashes into it start to wear down the armor and your boars. Some aimed at you, but those who dare are quickly introduced to your brick of a fist.

>Force boars to get your ride moving to the other entrance.
>Step out and Melee
>Barrel
>Something else.

>BRUTAL CUNNIN action: Release the boars as well as going in yourself.

>Your boars are at 24% energy.

>>42127295
>>BRUTAL CUNNIN action: Release the boars as well as going in yourself.
Waaaaaagh!!

>>42127295
>>BRUTAL CUNNIN action: Release the boars as well as going in yourself.

>>42127295
>BRUTAL CUNNIN action: Release the boars as well as going in yourself.

>>42127295
>>BRUTAL CUNNIN action: Release the boars as well as going in yourself.

Also, can we chokeslam some mofos?

>>42127396
Through a table as well please

>3d6

>YOU HAVE 3 BRUTAL KUNNIN points left

Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>42127441

Rolled 4, 6, 6 = 16 (3d6)

>>42127441
ok

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>>42127466
Excellent

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>>42127466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

Rolled 5, 5, 6 = 16 (3d6)

>>42127441

Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>42127466
>>42127487
WAAAAAGHH!!!!

>>42127466
>>42127487
So is does that count as a supercrit...?

I seriously need to rework my crit system god damn it so many crits. Just you shits wait till you get 3 sets of ones.

16 a highest, a crit! Writing.

>>42127529
>I seriously need to rework my crit system god damn it so many crits.
Really? I'm not seeing anything wrong with it....

>>42127611
>QM wants his players to fail

Eh.

>>42127529
We are just very lucky with this quest so far QM, are luck will turn eventually.

>>42127623
First quest I've been a part of, just finished reading the archives and it does seem that way.

>>42127623
Eh, I think it's more that the QM doesn't want auto success on everything. Quests aren't fun without tension.

>>42127623
I was being sarcastic, I had a shit eating grin on.

>>42127295
Breaking a few pieces, you release the boars as you reach in for your weapon.

Releasing a loud WAAGH! You jump off, almost shaking the ground as you make chargefull steps to the closest enemy and your forehead promptly smashes the man's forehead into pieces, making him fall down to the ground lifelessly.

You turn around with a sideway swing just in time to make a near perfect smash onto the side of another militia-man, sending him flying into a wall in hard gasps for air. Following the force of your swing, you make a full turn and raise your arms with the weapon and smash it down, the man in front of you steps back barely in time, avoiding the fang as well, however, he's not far enough to avoid your swift grab.

Grabbing him by the neck and shoulders due to your massive hand, you pull him into your body before leaning in and extending your arm down, slamming the man down into the floor to daze him before standing up again and turning to the nearest table which you slam him into, destroying it and his spine, forcing one last gasp of pain.

The boars go wild behind you, throwing humans around like they're simple pieces of wood or crushing their bones under their hooves.

And in front, your army is flooding in as well.

Slamming your weapon into another human, turning him into pile of broken, limp bones that fall to the ground unconscious.

>3d6, finish them off.

Rolled 1, 6, 3 = 10 (3d6)

>>42127680

Rolled 3, 6, 3 = 12 (3d6)

>>42127680

Rolled 2, 1, 3 = 6 (3d6)

>>42127680

12 a highest.

reroll?

>y
>n.

>>42127726
Nope

>>42127726
Nah

NNNNNNNNNNNooo it isssss.
wwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriting.

>>42127295
Double handing your weapon, you turn around and see how everyone is forcing a circle around you, afraid to step in, so you do the favor and push in yourself. Charging, you make a small jump with an overhead swing, driving the bone vertebra into the floor and breaking it apart as everyone stepped to the sides.

Gathering yourself up, your body moves onward and your arms reel back in before extending out again, pushing the venomous fang into a poor human in front of you. The small stab wound quickly bloats up with blood that gathers up air like a gum before popping in gore, the flesh, fat and muscles leaking out as the man drops to the ground, curled up into a ball.

Encouraged by your success, you drive in forward into the ranks further, blatantly ignoring the pikes that shallowly get stuck in your revealed body parts, drawing just a bit of your blood, or stopped by the armor.

Making a wild circular swing around you, turning the brain of those who don't step out from the way into a flat pancake inside their skulls, you step in once more and do the same and so on. Laughing maniacally but getting quite bored by how little effort it takes now to kill them all.

Soon enough, the barn is cleared out of humans, but dirtied up by the sheer amount of corpses and gore. There's nothing left to fight here, you must go deeper into the city.

Preparing your chariot for further ride, you drive it out and look around you. You notice that there's no more rocks flying into the town, but in return, most buildings are on fire, besides one. The tower.

Looking up to it, you notice something peculiar about it, but before you get time to think about it, you spot a few spooked boar boyz driving off in haste, seemingly scared, looking behind them and up, also at the tower.

>”Raise” morale.
>”Oy ya grots! Wot happened!?”
>Ignore them, go to the tower.
>Ignore them, search about for more humans to kill.
>Something else.

>Your boars are at 20% energy.

>>42128060
>>”Oy ya grots! Wot happened!?”

>”Oy ya grots! Wot happened!?”

>>42128060
>>”Raise” morale.

>>42128060
>”Raise” morale.
>”Oy ya grots! Wot happened!?”

Berating and questioning wins.

writing.

>>42128060
Well now that's just something you can't let go. Stepping off, you run right in between two boyz and wait a bit. They don't really pay attention, and as such, they don't see you extending your arms.

Few seconds later, you roar and push forward, the two boyz now grunting in pain as the boarz drive them straight into your massive boss arms and make them almost twirl around on them before falling down, the rest of the bunch stops and circles around you, they all seem to be really afraid of something.

“Oy ya grots! Wot happened!?”

“B-Boss! Its da towah! I-It shoots LOIGHTIN BOLTS at us if ya get too close!”

“It does WOT!?”

“It shoots LOIGHTAN BELTS!”

“Lighden bolts!?”

And as you are questioning them, you hear a cracking sound that of a storm, turning around, you see how the turret does exactly what they told you. A single line of force comes from the window from the very top and strikes something on the ground.

>”ZOG ME! I WANT DAT TOWAH!”
>”ZOG ME! WE'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE NEAR DAT!”
>Something else?

>Your forces are at 78% total

>>42128295
>>”ZOG ME! I WANT DAT TOWAH!”

>>42128295
>>”ZOG ME! I WANT DAT TOWAH!”

5 minutes after this post being posted and closing the vote.

>>42128503
I want that tower!

>>42128503
4chan had crashedd for me for a moment, a few minutes ago, could had been that.

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>>42128584
It seems you will get it.

And it feels like a good time to end the thread because man I am tired as fuck.

>End of Thread.

All important links are here: >>42125493

Will try to archive the thread now.

>>42128603
Sounds good. Sorry about some of the negativity in the thread today. It's your first quest and you're doing a pretty good job.

>>42128603
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42125493/

Link. I presume no questions?

>>42128636
Eh, its good, don't really care about it. I try to not pay attention. Thanks though.

Oh shit I forgot to mention.

School starts soon for me, I am not sure if I will be able to make any threads. I might go on hiatus for a while at worst scenario.

>>42128733
And yes, I am over 18.