>>42045596
>Broly, you want to meet Kakarot, right? I can take you to Kakarot!
This is going to go so wrong for us....

>>42045596
Teleport next to Garlic Jr and kill him before he can make anymore commands.

"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP ME FROM MY BABY"

>>42045596
>Write in
Go SSJ and keep Broly busy while the others attack Garlic Jr.

>>42045596
>Write in
Rush at Makyan dude, and attack him, try to have Broly's attacks hit him when they miss us.

>>42045636
Supporting

Broly won't fall for the same trick twice like this

rushing garlic jr it is

Roll me 3d1000s

Rolled 301, 284, 400 = 985 (3d1000)

>>42045843

Rolled 863, 239, 594 = 1696 (3d1000)

>>42045843
No u

Rolled 795 (1d1000)

>>42045843

Rolled 526, 392, 254 = 1172 (3d1000)

>>42045843
Rolling to get our asses kicked

Rolled 689, 229, 387 = 1305 (3d1000)

>>42045843

Rolled 673, 514, 93 = 1280 (3d1000)

>>42045843
Best of 5 right?

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You rush forwards, ducking a blow from Broly, you leave the others to distract him, as you focus on the Makyan.

You tap into you anger, going Super Saiyan as you rush the imp down, faster than he can follow, you grab him up by his cloak. "You think you can keep me from using the Dragon Balls? From seeing my girl again?" You hiss.

The little Makyan just giggles, "You must think you've got me by the glorpsack right now, mustn't you?"

He spins, breaking your grip for a moment, but you grab him by the front of his cloak again. "Well, too bad for you, because no matter what you do to me, I'm not going to die. My body is immortal."

You punch him in the gut, crushing all the air out of him, you feel several organs powderise under your fingers, growling in irritation. When he sucks back in another breath, they all just reinflate, driving your hand back.

"Nice try." The Makyan adds, before two golden beams blast forwards from his eyes. You barely get out of the way of the attack, as they explode the tiles behind you.

Behind him, you can see Broly just tearing Nappa to shreds, slamming the idiots face into the tiles over and over again, the bald Saiyan screaming with pain, while lamenting the damage to his looks.

Yajirobe tries to jump in and help out, his fist slapping off of Broly's shoulder to no effect. "Alright, screw this then." The samurai mutters, unsheathing his sword.

They're not doing well.

"If you'd like to let me go now, blondie I sure would appreciate it." Garlic Jr adds. "Don't make me call the rest of my boys in too finish you off.

>Go help the others, now!
>Retreat!
>Toss Garlic down and find these 'others'
>Tear through the floor and find Popo
>Write in

>>42045989
>So would you say you could beat Mr Popo?
>Tear through the floor and find Popo
Kek let him insult the almighty Popo and be destroyed!

>>42045989
"Fuck this." Throw Garlic as far as we can and go help the others. He's basically a football.

>>42045989
>Write in
Attempt to rip apart throat, and shove something inside it so he can't call the other boys. He might regenerate, but displacing fist from vocal cords is hard.

>>42045989
>Write in
Jam our fist into his skull, set our ki to 'simmer' and boil out the inside of his head.
Jam a rock into the empty space and hold it in so his skull heals around it.

Congratulations, you're an immortal vegetable! Not being able to die isn't always a good thing retard.

>>42046070
This.

>>42046070
Or we can wield Garlic as a weapon against Broly

garlic ball and helping the others

roll me 2d1000s for those

Rolled 36, 96 = 132 (2d1000)

>>42046146

Rolled 205, 993 = 1198 (2d1000)

>>42046146

Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)

>>42046146

Rolled 33, 930 = 963 (2d1000)

>>42046146

Rolled 756, 411 = 1167 (2d1000)

>>42046164
wrong dice

Rolled 749, 757 = 1506 (2d1000)

>>42046146
Mkay.

Rolled 548, 534 = 1082 (2d1000)

>>42046146

>>42045596
>In retrospect, probably wasn't the smartest idea to send Broly to the Dead Zone.


Well, it wasn't us who did it. Beside, who would have thought the guy would listen to anyone

>>42046295
We would have, I mean, we were okay with him, but then as soon as the crown removed, chucklefuckery made him evil for some dumbass reason.

>>42046314

The Kakarot thing probably made him go full maximum.

At any rate, there was probably a lot of shit that Paragus did to him between his initial meeting with Kabu and then that made him more unstable.

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You grab Garlic Jr by his head and huck him, landing him under Nappa, the Makyan getting crushed too, every time Broly slams Nappa into the tiles.

Dashing over, you grab the arm around Nappa's head and haul it backwards, pulling with all your might, you barely manage to pull it to a stop, your grip quickly slipping over Broly's enormous forearms, you kick Nappa out of his hand, as the giant turns to look at you.

He lunges at you with his free hand, but you're too quick, flying under the blow, you lead him away from the others, giving Yajirobe time to cram a Senzu in Nappa's mouth, as Garlic dusts himself off.

"Thanks bean daddy." Nappa grunts, picking himself up and swiftly piledriving the Makyan into the Lookout.

Broly's fists are still flying at you like a god damn hurricane, and despite your best efforts, the odd hit still manages to slam into you, each one like being hit by a planet.

Spotting an opening in his defence, you gather energy in your knuckles and throw a full power Bear Klaw into his ribs aaaand, nothing. He didn't even flinch, barely singed him.

Shit.

Your best hope is too duck and weave for now, hoping he'll tire himself out, but then Nappa gets an idea.

"Hold up, I got this!" A shimmering bright ball forms in his palm, before he tosses it high in the air, staring up at it, giggling like a madman.

Hair sprouts from his skin, his face elongating as he grows even larger. Staring up at that ball, you can't help but get a tingle from it either.... Blutz waves. Nappa's transforming into an Oozaru.

Beside Nappa, you can also feel Yajirobe powering up, his entire body doubling in size, as his muscles swell to ridiculous size, before it jumps even further, as the familiar red burst of Kaioken surrounds him.

Sorely missing the ability to go Oozaru right now yourself.

>Tell the others to distract Broly, you're getting your tail from Piccolo.
>Tell Yajirobe to heal (Raditz/Nail)
>All three pile on Broly!
>Write in

>>42046411
>Tell the others to distract Broly, you're getting your tail from Piccolo.

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>>42046411
>All three pile on Broly!

>>42046411
>Tell Yajirobe to heal Raditz
Can he combine Kaioken and SSJ?

>>42046411
>Tell Yajirobe to heal Raditz
GREAT GOLDEN MONKEY

>>42046411

>Tell Yajirobe to heal Raditz

>>42046489

Yup.

>>42046489
Scary levels of OP yo, i doubt it.

But you can dream.

>Tell the others to distract Broly, you're getting your tail from Piccolo.

Did our telepathy increase, with our training?

Because calling for help sounds good, right now.

>>42046526
>Scary levels of OP yo, i doubt it.
Yeah, when would Chuckles ever allow us that? Fuckin' never.

>>42046411
>Grab Broly's tail.

>Captcha was cabbage
I've got good feeling!

>>42046411
>Tell the others to distract Broly, you're getting your tail from Piccolo.

Do you think if we go Full Monkey while SSJ we'll be ably to shunt directly to SSJ4?

Unlike Goku, we have no problem keeping our wits about us in Oozaru form.

>>42046438
>>42046526

You want to free another evil guy that we can't kill (because no dragon balls if we do it), for something that *might* help, while leaving all our friends dealing with those fuckers?

>>42046548
He doesn't have one.

>>42046562

Not to mention that the tail thing was a big "maybe"

>>42046567
But he does

>>42046548
>>42046567
He totally does, and this will totally work in our favor, seeing as how he doesn't have pupils to absorb Blutz Waves with right now.

>>42046567
Yes he does.

>>42046438
>>42046526
>>42046553
If we grab the tail, won't we be freeing Piccolo, who still wants to kill us?
And we'd have to run back to Bulma and the Tech Tonics to get the tail surgically reattached, something that would be difficult to do.

>>42046571
Since when has hype and shortsightedness ever been a bad thing anon?

Wait a minute. I know Power Levels are bullshit, but we should be way stronger than Brolly, if we go SSJ

Waits should Raditz and Teito also be powering up?

>>42046574
>>42046578
>>42046583
He does? Oh, okay then.

Give that a try.

4 votes for tail
3 votes for healing raditz

sssso

>Tail
>Heal Raditz
>Both

>>42046590
Why don't they just fire Blutz Waves at us?

>>42046609
>>Heal Raditz

>>42046609
>Heal Raditz and grab Broly's tail

>>42046603
See >>42046444

>>42046609
>>Heal Raditz

>>42046609
>Heal Raditz

>>42046606
raditz was knocked out before he went ssj and teitos not here, bulmas calling everyone else in

>>42046603
brolys gone gold too

>>42046609
>Grab Broly's tail
>Heal Raditz
I'm not really understanding how getting our tail will help us right now.

>>42046618

We're stronger than Goku was then.

>>42046610

Because that wouldn't do anything?

>>42046637
>We're stronger than Goku was then.
That Goku is one that just got out of the hyperbolic time chamber with Gohan.

>>42046609
>Grab Broly's tail
>Heal Raditz

>>42046637
no, youre not stronger than Goku was in the broly movie

thats just a blatant lie

>>42046637
>Because that wouldn't do anything?
>This is what Space Monkeys actually believe

>>42046637
Piccolo in the gif is stronger than a Super Saiyan, slightly weaker than Android 17. Him AND Goku aren't a match for Broly.

You ever think that Paragus tried to keep Broly as the last thing his mate left to him in this universe, but over time grew to resent his wild son as the monster what killed her?

>>42046667

Oh, right, I was thinking of the Garlic movie.

Sorry

>>42046767
There was no Garlic movie at this time!

>>42046675

Vegeta's ball didn't make Goku's tail grow.

I get more of a snarky vibe from this than a funny one what with the abridged characters. Feels very toxic compared to vanilla.

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>>42046792

>>42046796
Or maybe acerbic? Well, rather than being actually funny in a regard, his writing actually sucks some of the fun out of this world.

>>42046796

What are you talking about?

>>42046796
The fuck are you talking about.

>>42046841
Though, now that we're soon to be out of abridged references and characterizations, these poor imitations that don't make people laugh could go away. But then again, we'd have more stuff like Spike's father and the Dark Duchess or whatever her name was. Chuckles is like one of those people who puts in their own special secret ingredient into a recipe to make it "of their own original style."

>>42046878
No one cares about what you think about the "References" If you don't like it get the fuck out or quit bitching, This isn't your quest.

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You yell at Yajirobe with your mind, telling him to get Raditz back on his feet. The shaggy Saiyan picks himself back up as he swallows the last bean, eyes instantly falling on the fake moon over head.

Raditz picks himself back up, instantly sprouting his own Oozaru hair, he hunches over as he transforms, growing into the giant monkey form as well, as Nappa stomps over to help you with Broly.

His giant boot drops downwards over you, the shadow getting Broly's attention, he looks upwards, teeth bared in anger, you feel his power double over itself yet again.

Seeing an opening, you let out a laugh of triumph, as you grab at the small section of tail peeking out of the sash on his waist and squeeze for all your worth.

Broly glances back down at you, hissing with mild annoyance, before back handing you, sending you crashing through a palm tree, your fall cushioned when you slam into Nail.

Okay.... definitely broke something there, feels like a rib, maybe two... you cough as you feel blood fill your mouth spitting it in the dirt.

Nappa and Raditz are trying to crush Broly, as Yajirobe picks you up and sets you back on your feet. "No beans left, less you wanna go deal with Korin."\

Wait where's Garl-

"Gotcha bitch!" A low voice growls behind you, as an enormous green hand clamps down over your head the long clawed fingers digging towards your eyes as you're lifted into the air.

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A flash of red as Yajirobe Kaiokens, then a flash of steel and you're dropping back down, the arm falling limp beside you.

You leap forward out of the way, turning around you find Garlic Jr's really bulked up, standing as tall as Broly now, rippling green muscles bunching up as he clutches his stump of an arm.

"Little bastard!" Garlic spits, picking his arm back up and holding it to the stump as it seals back on. "Thinking you can hurt me? GARLIC JUNIO- AHHHHH!" Another flash of steel and Yajirobe slices the other arm off of Garlic, green blood splashing on the tiles.

"HIIIIYAH!" Yajirobe cries, as he starts to hack and slash at the Makyan, carving bits and pieces off with his sword, as Garlic's body keeps pulling itself back together. The little samurai's breathing running ragged as he jumps about the Makyan, slicing him to bits, the Kaioken taking it's toll on his stamina, as well as whatever this bulked up mode is.

You see behind you that Raditz's Oozaru fur has gone golden, shimmering brightly as the two Oozaru try and beat Broly into the floor.

>Get to Korin, need more beans.
>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully
>Go help with Broly
>Where the hell's Popo?
>Write in

>>42046946
>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully
>Where the hell's Popo?

>>42046946
>Go help with Broly
"You know if those demons who I KNOW are watching right now could give us a hand, that would be fucking great"

>>42046946
>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully
>Where the hell's Popo?

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>>42046946
>Go help with Broly

>>42046946
>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully

>>42046946
>>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully
>>Where the hell's Popo?

>>42046946
>Help Yajirobe with Garlic, stop him from regenerating fully
>Where the hell's Popo?

>>42046946

>Try to reach Broly's mind with telepathy and say" This is Master Garlic Jr. Kakarot in on this planet's moon, you should go find him."

writing

>>42047087
You do not push the kakarot button moron.

>>42047087
That's a risky move with all the Blutz Waves up there in space.

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You stand by Yajirobe and pelt Garlic Jr's pieces as the samurais' katana flashes back and forth, Garlic screaming with pain with each slash and blast.

You kick his pieces as far apart as possible, but they always soar back together, Garlic's decapitated head blasting more eye beams at you, before it seals itself back to his chest.

"Master Garlic!" A high pitched voice shrieks behind you. Oh now wha-

Two more creatures barrel into you from behind, driving you forward and slamming you face first into the tiles, dragging you along behind them, until you punch your hand into the surface, grabbing onto the underside of the floor.

Your assailants momentum ceases as you tense sent crashing to the floor, little bastards must be the 'boys' Garlic was talking about. Stronger than you'd expected... a lot stronger.

Another one sidles up behind you as well, three against one, two horned idiots, one redhaired, one purple skinned, and the strongest, a blue skinned pretty boy.

"Let's get her in the web boys!" The blue skinned one hisses, raising hands. Before you can react, strings of deep red ki lash around you, from each of these idiots.

"Damnit! Where the hell is Popo!" You grunt, struggling to break free.

Just as you say his name, the entire sky blacks out, save that ball Nappa threw as the air turns freezing cold... cold as the void. "Hi maggots, you've reached Popo's voice mail." He says casually. "I'm not at the Lookout right now, and it's none of your business where I am. Byyyye."

The blue sky fades back in, heat following thankfully, as Yajirobe fails to sustain his Kaioken any longer, hitting the tiles. Nappa is thrown off the side of the Lookout soon after, Broly cackling as Garlic pieces himself back together.

Raditz is fighting a losing battle now, left to square off against Broly alone. Garlic points upwards. "Broly, do me a favour and stare at that ball for me? Seems to do those monkeys a favour, might help you too."

(cont)

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Garlic goes to place the last piece of himself back together, a wriggling green arm left on the tiles, but pauses, confused when he presses the arm to his stump and it doesn't heal. "What the-"

A quick puff of smoke and Gohan's in the Makyans grip a fierce growl on his face. "Booster Blast!" The boy screams, blasting Garlic's head clean off.

The head growls as it lands on the tile again, the body slumping as Gohan crawls free. You continue struggling against the webs, mooks throw over, snapping them now they're distracted.

They're panicking now, even with their higher powers, Krillin lands on the Lookout now as well, hurling a disc of energy which slashes one of the grunts in half, the other two quickly downed from above, as Goku's Power Pole crushes one's head into his chest, Chichi's Power Cutter move slicing the remaining one to bits as well.

"Hey Kabbage." Goku calls cheerily as his wife touches down beside him, both of them glowing red with Kaioken.

Oh god, Goku's here... Broly's not seen him yet, but....

>Goku, leave. NOW!
>Glad you've got my back, let's get them.
>Gohan, stare at that ball in the sky!
>Write in

>>42047463
>Goku, leave. NOW!
>Gohan, stare at that ball in the sky!

>>42047463
>>Glad you've got my back, let's get them.
>>Gohan, stare at that ball in the sky!

>>42047463
>>Goku, grab the green one and leave . NOW!

>Gohan, don't look at the ball! Go see if Korin has more senzu!

>>42047463
>Glad you've got my back, let's get them.
>We've got to get rid of Broly's tail!

>>42047479
>>42047487

Gohan can't control his Great Ape form, right?

>>42047547
He can shapeshift into Garlic Jr., though!

>>42047463
>Goku, take Garlics head and leave. NOW!
Tell him to take the head and get some distance.

>Gohan, transform into Garlic and order the big idiot to stop fighting.

>>42047463
Second >>42047604

>>42047604
>>42047640
Goku won't agree with that, he's here to fight.

>>42047694
IF he doesn't agree get ChiChi to make him. This is deathly important.

>>42047604
This. Gohan can't control his ape form, since we newer got around to teaching it to him (unless Napa did? But I don't trust on that guy doing anything right so don't test that)

>>42047751
Just let him cut loose for once, he's a super saiyan y'know.

>>42047773
BROLY
R
O
L
Y

>>42047604
Why don't we just put the head in a capsule?

>>42047463
>Glad you've got my back, let's get them.
>That Saiyan hates you. A lot. Is much tougher then me.
>Gohan, stare at that ball in the sky!

>>42047785
So? Goku's Goku.

>>42047790
Put it in hyperbolic time chamber for 3 times in a row.

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>>42047810

>>42047604
Let's not say Goku's name, it'll trigger Broly.

>>42045596
I don't quest at all and not into DBZ, but I've got to say every time I see this holy fuck that's some ugly as ass art. You really need to find something better.

Ugly, broad shouldered men with huge breasts are still ugly, broad shouldered men.

>>42047845
We don't ever say his name anyway, so this post is useless.

>>42047845
We call him Goku, not Kakarot. Broly doesn't know him as Goku.

>>42047864
Did you read what I just said or what that write-in said at all?

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>>42047863
Yea, Chuckles should go fore something more like this.

aaaaand its a 3v3 tie

Goku:

>Take Garlics head and leave
>Let's do this shit

Gohan:
>Turn into Garlic
>Turn into an Oozaru
>Get some Senzu

Chichi & Krillin
>Take the injured and leave
>Let's do this shit

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Man, it's gonna get really weird when we FUUUUUGGG our daughter.

>>42047977
>Take Garlics head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave
ChiChi and Krillin should get some Senzus.

>>42047977
>Let's do this shit
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave

>>42047977
>Take Garlics head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave

>>42047981
>no tail

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>>42047894
like this?

>>42047977

Goku
>>Take Garlics head and leave

Gohan
>>Turn into Garlic

Chichi & Krilling
>>Let's do this shit

>>42047977
>Let's do this shit
>Get some Senzu
>Let's do this shit
Go big or Gohan

>>42047977
>Take Garlic's head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave

Didn't we break our ribs or something when Broly finally landed a solid hit on us?

We need to be smart, not strong right now.

>>42047977
>Let's do this shit
>Turn into Garlic
>Let's do this shit
These two are our best disciples.

>>42047977
>Let's do this shit

>Get some Senzu

>Let's do this shit
We need Chi-Chi and Krillin to help fight off the Spice Boys.

>>42047977
>Take Garlics head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave

>>42047977
>Take Garlics head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave


>all these people that don't realise getting Goku involved will just make this EVEN HARDER for us

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>>42048017
>those thighs

>>42047977
>Take Garlics head and leave
>Turn into Garlic
>Take the injured and leave

>>42048085
And? Are you a pathetic man, anon? Always easy modo with you?

writing

captcha, a pastry is not a pie

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>>42048017
more like this

>>42047977
>Let's do this shit
Goku is the strongest Earthling!
>Turn into an Oozaru
We taught him some, a bit?
>Take the injured and leave
Gotta get Nail in shape to take on Sluggalo.

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"Goku, take that head, and get as far from here as possible!" you bark, pointing at Garlic's head, now inching it's way back towards it's body.

"Aww, but I wanted to fight..." Goku whines.

"NOW GOKU!" You and Chichi snap in unison. Cowed, he flies over and picks up the head, which instantly tries to bite him, ranting about being the strongest in the universe as Goku sails off with it.

The two humans land beside you as Raditz is knocked on his ass, Broly grabbing his tail and slamming him back and forth. "Thanks for the save you two, now I need you to get the injured out of here, Nail, Yajirobe and pick up Nappa, he should be scaring Korin falling at his rate."

They nod and take off, removing the injured from the battlefield, as you clap Gohan on the shoulder, "Good work on that arm thing kid, smart thinking." He smiles appreciatively, "Now, do you reckon you can turn into that guy and try and boss that Saiyan over there around?"

He pauses for a moment, unsure, "Uhhh... I dunno... I'm bad with making the faces right, it always ends up looking like mine, and I can't change my voice THAT much."

"Just give it your best chance kid. At the moment, you're the best chance we have of calming that psycho down." You smile reassuringly, even as your ribs flame with pain. "I believe in you Gohan."

He nods too himself, gulping loudly as Broly slings his uncle around like a ragdoll, Raditz howling with pain the whole time.

Roll d100

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42048319
here goes nothing

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>42048319
How many?

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>42048319

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42048319
Gohan's not that old yet, quit using that pic!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>42048319
gulp

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>42048319
If the face is bad, just smear some dirt on it. He won't notice if it looks a little wrong.

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>>42048346
>>42048340

>>42048428
thanks anon. my 87 is the first roll I've ever made in this quest, since this is the first thread I catch before it ends since thread 2 or 3. I'm glad it may have helped

With a puff of smoke, Gohan turns into a perfect replica of Garlic.... barring the eyes. "Just squint a little." You whisper to him.

He nods, and clears his throat. "H-hey! Brol- (Broly?)" He asks you to confirm the name quietly, "HEY BROLY! Let Raditz go! I mean- Let the Saiyan who's name I don't know go!"

Surprisingly... that actually worked.

Broly tosses Raditz down on the tiles and starts to rush towards you instead, fist cocked, but Gohan cuts in again. "STOP! I need you to NOT hit anyone any more. A-alright?"

Broly pauses, trembling from the inaction, clearly itching too destroy you, his red tinted pupils glaring at you as Broly growls, "Yyyyyess, my master."

He lowers his fists, still trembling as he glares at you. "Now what?" Gohans whispers.

You think it over before you respond telepathically.

>Tell him to fly into space and never come back.
>Tell him to blow himself up somewhere remote
>Tell him to sit here and do nothing
>Write in

>>42046178
Get QM'ing

>>42048722
>Tell him to fly into space and never come back.
If he causes trouble later, we'll be strong enough to handle it

>>42048722
>Tell him to sit here and do nothing

>>42048722
>Tell him to fly into space and never come back.

>>42048722
>Tell him to listen to us instead of Garlic

>>42048722
>Tell him that we're super nice and hot

>>42048722
>>42048792
this, maybe it might work?

>>42048722
>Tell him to sit here and do nothing
"The fighting's over. We have what I need. You can just power down and relax, these ones are working for us now."

We just need him to relax and drop his guard long enough to gank him.

>>42048722
>Tell him to fly into space and never come back.
"I need you to out into the universe and do non lethal scouting. Come back in 50 years but make sure you don't kill anyone"

>>42048614
Speaking of quests, I get off work in an hour. Who wants what run

>>42048910
Dynasty Warriors Quest with as little politics and farming as possible

writing

>>42048722

>Tell him to drop his power as much as he can, and to calm himself

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>>42048938
>as little politics
Its all about the politics nigger.

>>42048910
Whatever you are most prepared for.

Well, I guess Broly is SEP, now.

>>42049004
That's what a Three Kingdoms Quest is about, Dynasty Warriors Quest is about fighting.

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>>42049020
So all you want to do is?

>A. Press Square
>B. Press Triangle
>C. Musou
>D. Other?

Then just roll to figure out how many mooks you've killed?

>>42049060
Pretty much just accomplishing objectives and helping our favorite characters out when they step into some shit.

"Tell him to fly into space and never kill anyone, and never come back." You urge Gohan.

The boy's trembling as he stares this monster down. "Fly into space and don't come back. A-and don't come back, got it?"

Broly stares silently, for a few moments, eyes narrowing. Then with a sudden burst, he takes off into the sky, a green bubble surrounding him as he exits the atmosphere. "Huh. Wonder how he does that?" You mutter to yourself.

Gohan's transformation is undone in another puff of smoke, the boy falls to his hands and knees, trembling, he presses a hand over his mouth, sounding like he's going to be sick. "He-he was so strong.... he could've killed all of us if he tried...."

"Lucky for us, Garlic didn't tell him not to play around with us." You have to agree. "Still need to figure out what we're doing with that head too. And where Kami is for that matter?" You stoop to rub the boys' back reassuringly for a few moments, "You did good kid. Put your noggin to good use rather than just punching your way to winning."

His trembling eases a little, but he still looks pale. "Th-thanks." He murmurs, hand still over his mouth, as the false moon starts to fade.

>Find Kami
>Time to get your tail back already
>Go see Korin
>Write in

>>42049155
>Find Kami
Goddamnit if he got put in the bottle AGAIN

>>42049155
>Find Kami

>>42049155
>Time to get your tail back already

>>42049155
>>Find Kami


Can we stop the "get tail from Slugolo" stuff? We're going to wish it back with the Namekian DB

>>42049298
Why waste a wish when we can do it with our bear claws?

>>42049323
Because he isn't even remotely trust worthy and Chuckles will probably use it as a set up for future shit.

>>42049355
Let's just beat him up until he does what we want like with Ginyu.

>>42049155
>Find Kami

>>42049155
>>Time to get your tail back already

You head into the castle, intent on finding Kami, on a guess, you check the throne room first, and sure enough Garlic's trapped Kami in a similar glass orb to the one Slug trapped him in, set on a raised dais.

"Oh, it's you. I.... take it you've defeated Garlic Jr and his monsters then?" Kami asks, sounding vaguely surprised.

"After a fashion, his minions are all dead, the monster of a Saiyan we sent into space, and Garlic's heads been torn off and kept seperated from his body." You explain, before tapping a finger against the glassy orb. "You know, I'm starting to sense a pattern here."

Kami stares at you levelly. "Well, as it turns out, I actually do know how to let myself out now, I spent some time studying after I was released with the Namekian dragon. I was simply waiting for my moment to escape, after Garlic Jr and his men's power boost had faded."

"Wait, what?" You have to ask.

Kami holds up a finger, and with a flash of light the ball shatters, Kami returning to his regular size, he floats in the air for a moment, before touching down. "The Makyans, their power was being boosted by a celestial object called the Makyo star, it's close to Earth this time of the millennia, and his people become stronger in it's presence."

Huh, kinda like the Oozaru, without the transformation. Neat. Still....

"So, the Dragon Balls will be racharged....?" You question.

"Tomorrow." Kami assures you, "As for now, I could use your help in dealing with Garlic Jr. In a few hours, the Makyo star will be visible from the Lookout, if you could destroy it for me, then Garlic Jr should be weak enough that I can seal him away in a glass orb like he did to me. The little shit."

>Can't we just toss him into the Dead Zone?
>I'm not blowing it up, I want to see if we can harness it
>Just say the word and it's space dust
>"Gohan can handle it." Go do something else (Write in)

>>42049634
>I'm not blowing it up, I want to see if we can harness it

>>42049634
>>Just say the word and it's space dust

>>42049634
>Just say the word and it's space dust

>>42049634
>>I'm not blowing it up, I want to see if we can harness it

Also sealing things in glass orbs just does not work. You broke out in like a year. he can do the same thing.

>>42049634
>Just say the word and it's space dust

>>42049634
>Just say the word.

>>42049634
>I want to see if we can harness it first. We'll blow it up if it's no use.

>Don't just seal him in one orb, dismember the bastard and seal him in a few. It'll reduce the chance of a repeat in a few years.

>>42049634
>Just say the word and it's space dust
The fuck are we gonna do with some shitty star that comes by every arbitrary amount of years?

>>42049731
>Also sealing things in glass orbs just does not work. You broke out in like a year. he can do the same thing.

Yeah, this is where people keep falling short. Evil in a Can is only meant to be Step 1. It buys you time for more permanent options.

Should dismember the shirt first then seal him in multiple orbs. Then ... throw one back in the dead zone.... Kami can transport directly to the Afterlife. Drop one off in Hell or the Supreme Kais world. Throw one in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

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>>42049634
>I'm not blowing it up, I want to see if we can harness it

>>42049884
Turn one into butt plug and have Popo keep it up his ass for abandoning us.

>>42049941
For fucks sake, he broke out from there like twice now.

>>42049634
>Just say the word and it's space dust

writing

>>42049986
He broke out once thanks to the Makyo Star.

>>42049634

>Whatever you do, could you at least make sure he won't come back? Like throw his ass in HIFL or something?

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You follow the Namekian outside as he summons his staff to walk with. "Just say the word and its space dust." You pause to look at Garlic Jr's body a moment, "Please tell me you've got a more concrete solution then just putting him in the glass orb that you literally just broke out of."

>>42050371
fuck 4chan


Kami raises a brow, "Well if you must know, I wasn't going to seal him in one piece, I was going to have him sealed in several pieces and hide them in various places unreachable to his minions....who I see you've disposed of." He adds, nodding at the bodies. "Still, I believe I shall be placing his head in the afterlife at the very least. He might not be able to die, but he's still going to spend forever in hell, if I have anything to say about it.

Popo appears next to you, floating on a magical carpet. "Afternoon y'all. Kami, my son's visiting here soon, so clear out for the night."

Kami gulps and hurries forwards, you tear the body into a few pieces, and Kami seals each piece in it's own orb, which he gathers up, tossing them all into the air, they disappear to places unknown. "I've contacted Goku, he'll hand the head over to me soon...." He clears his throat, "Would you mind if I stayed with the other Namekians tonight?I don't want to be here on Popo's date night."

>>42050387
"Sure, not like you'd be getting in the way or anything." You figure. You get Gohan's attention and tell him to go visit his mother down at Korin's. He dives off the edge and floats downwards, as Kami taps his staff twice and disappears.

On the horizon you can see two specks, which quickly resolve into Teito and Yamcha, hurrying towards the Lookout. "I take it we're kinda late...." Yamcha asks sheepishly, "Sorry, we were just... training. Had no idea what was happening til we got done."

You wave it off, as Raditz finally stirs, battered to all hell. Quickly giving them the rundown with how you dealt with it in the end, Raditz gives a small smile, "Boy's cunning. Must have skipped a generation from his father."

Yamcha tosses Raditz a spare shirt, his armour having been busted and split open in several places.

"Well, nothing else for us to do then?" Teito asks.

>Come back to Bulma's, Risels coming back tomorrow.
>Nah, I'm going to see Korin anyway.
>Track down Goku for me, make sure he gets to Kami
>Write in

>>42050387
It's all m00t's falt.

>>42050387
>my son's visiting here soon
Is the savior arriving?

>>42050406
>Come back to Bulma's, Risel's coming back tomorrow.

>>42050406
>Come back to Bulma's, Risels coming back tomorrow.

Oh God
>Teito went Oozaru with Yamcha inside of her

>>42050406
>Nah, I'm going to see Korin anyway.
Those two aliens had their enslavers just die/fuck off.

>>42050406
>Track down Goku for me, make sure he gets to Kami
No loose ends.

>>42050406
>Track down Goku for me, make sure he gets to Kami

>>42050406
>Come back to Bulma's, Risels coming back tomorrow.

>>42050415
m00t retired for our sins.

>>42050406
>Come back to Bulma's, Risels coming back tomorrow.

>>42050406
>>Write in
Ask Nappa to teach us blutz ball.

Seriously. Its a great move, and we get to hang out with Nappa.

>>42050552
>TEACH US HOW TO BLUTZ

>>42050406
Adding >>42050552 to my post >>42050512

>>42050552
>The Sublimely Magnificent Nappa Ball Mark III

>>42050552
We should also combine it with Yamcha's spirit ball technique. A moveable moon would be useful.

>>42048910

Whichever you feel the most like.

I also got a request in an art stream for transformed Arctus, I'll try and send it to you via Twitter as soon as the artist posts it on an imgur or such.

>>42050660
I'm not sure if we've seen Yamcha use it yet or not. He's more swole then canon, but he spends most of his time training so he wont die to snoo-snoo.

>>42050697
Isn't the snoo-snoo training in itself in this case?
Near death by snoo-snoo is the best training.

>>42050772
This is true, anon. We also REALLY need to get our tail back so Bulma can make some mad gains.

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>>42050772

>>42050660
We need to get some lycanthropy(or whatever else) grenades or something for super combo. Would be super troll to tun everyone hit by it into wolves.

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>>42050772

>>42050406

>>Nah, I'm going to see Korin anyway.

>>42050822

>Implying you can't snoo-snoo without a tail
>>42050458
>>Teito went Oozaru with Yamcha inside of her

muh dick

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>>42050822

writing

>>42050930
Eh, Bulma just doesn't seem like that kinda character. She's like the Tripitaka expy only with technology instead of magic.

>>42050955
I wonder how well Bulma would do with magic if she applied herself to it.

>>42050955
>Tripitaka
Korean budist library? I might be missing something.
>>42050990
>not wanting muscle wizard Bulma.

>>42050990
Well, she's a woman of science, so not well?

>>42051010
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

I want my Bulma to be Doctor Doom.

Armor optional.

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"Come back to Bulma's place with me anyway. Risel's coming back tomorrow, plus I think Bra misses you." You add.

Teito smirks a little at that. "She's five months old, I don't think she misses anything but the food she ate five minutes ago."

"You calling my baby dumb?" You ask her, slugging her playfully.

"I'm calling her a baby." Is all Teito replies, "Still, I suppose I should be there when the nerd comes back to life." She turns to Yamcha, "You coming with, or heading home?"

He pauses a moment, before glancing downwards, "I'll make up my mind in a bit, gonna check in with the others downstairs first." He dives quickly heading for Korins, as you lead Raditz and Teito home, the shaggy Saiyan still heavily beat up from his fight, planning on using the looted healing tank now that there's no pressing need for him to be in action.

He disappears into the lab, as you touch down, hooking himself up to heal, as you and Teito head for the house.

Bulma is currently passed out on the bed, Bra crawling about on the floor until you scoop her up and retire to a den, bouncing the babe on your knee, as you catch up with Teito.

"Well, Yamcha insisted on celebrating my birthday, even though I told him not too, but it was fun." She explains, "We went to an all you can eat buffet..." She sighs breathlessly, "I think I nearly put them out of business." She adds with a giggle. "What about you, enjoying the tides of double motherhood?" She asks, just as Bra coughs up a lumpy white pool of sick, all over your shirt.

Space-christ, what even is that smell? All she ever has is milk and mashed peas.

>I do wish she'd stop doing that
>She's perfect in every way.
>Weren't you planning on having a kid?
>Don't tell Bulma, but I'm going to be training her once she can walk and talk.
>Write in

>>42051192
>I do wish she'd stop doing that

>>42051192
>She's perfect in every way.
>What? Perfect beings can vomit too!

>>42051192
>I do wish she'd stop doing that
>Don't tell Bulma, but I'm going to be training her once she can walk and talk.

>>42051192
>>Weren't you planning on having a kid?

>>42051192
>I do wish she'd stop doing that
"Though if I remember correctly you didn't stop till you were 6."

>>42051192
>I do wish she'd stop doing that
>Don't tell Bulma, but I'm going to be training her once she can walk and talk.

We should train her to projectile vomit at targets. Just saying.

>>42051192
>I do wish she'd stop doing that
>Don't tell Bulma, but I'm going to be training her once she can walk and talk.

>>42051255
Hah, supporting.

>>42051192
>"Who should we make the god parents?"

Since we got Gohan and Goten as godkids, Who'd make a good choice?

Especially if we gotta live through an android universe where everyone dies horribly.

>>42051310
Raditz and Chi Chi maybe? Since Risel and Teito are her older sisters?

>Not saying our kid is perfect

anons plz

>>42051192

>She's perfect in every way.

writing

>>42051341
That works for me.

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You wipe the majority of the sick off with a napkin, "I do wish she'd stop doing that. Then again, you were still doing it til you were six." You add, giving her a little grin.

Teito frowns playfully, "I thought we agreed to not talk about that anymore."

You smirk and pretend to vomit over the couch, "Other than that though, she's a perfect little ball of energy. Likes to explore the yard.... eat bugs occasionally, and dirt, but the Namekians are handy to stop her getting sick."

Teito scoots forward and asks to hold her, so you gently hand Bra off, she takes Bra and holds her in front of her face, "Now when you meet your other sister tomorrow, you reckon you can throw up in her hair?" She asks, cooing in a baby voice, "Cos if you do, then big sis Teito will buy you a nice dress with Yamcha's money."

You snicker a little, as Teito bounces her back and forth, resting Bra's head against her shoulder, the baby quickly dozes off.

"Your good with her." You note, as Bra lets out a little snore. Teito just shrugs, before whipping around as the door opens.

"Mooooooom, Daaaaaaad, I'm home!" A woman's voice calls out from the other room. "SIS?" You hear sniffing, "Ew, what smells like vomit?" Clacking heels prelude the arrival of a tall blonde woman in the room, "Uhhhhhhhh.... Who are you two and why are you hanging out in the living room.... alone?" She asks.

>I'm Bulma's girlfriend
>I'm Bulma's baby mama
>Why are YOU here?
>Write in

>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's wife
>Why are YOU here?

>>42051562
>I'm an alien, duh

>>42051562
"You must be Bulma's sister. She never mentioned you, but I can smell it from here. Meet your niece. You're an aunt."

>>42051562
>Why are YOU here?
>I'm Bulma's girlfriend

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>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's girl
>This is probably your niece
Hahahaaa... oh boy.

>>42051585
Second

>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's girlfriend
>Why are YOU here?

>>42051562
Why did you put in an option for girlfriend when we're her wife?

>>42051668
Are we married?

>>42051698
We had a bloody baby with her anon, I 'm pretty sure we are since we aren't a cunt like geta.

>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's baby mama

>>42051668
>>42051698
Sayans have less of a difference for that. Rape culture and all.

>>42051709
I'm pretty sure you need to actually have a marriage ceremony to get married, not just have a baby.

We should tie the knot soon.

>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's mate
>Not the Space Australian kind

>>42051743
Second.

>"Tell Gohan he found a baby-sitting partner.

>>42051562
>Write in
"I'm Bulma's wife."
>Why are YOU here?

>>42051562
>I'm Bulma's wife/fiance/whatever
>Why are YOU here?
Goddamnit I hope she didn't bring the Nerd Patrol with her

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You stare her down, "I'm Bulma's girl.../wife.../mate. Speaking of which. Why are you here?"

The blonde woman's mouth falls open at that for a moment, "Wait... Bulmas'...? With you?" She pauses for a moment, processing, "Always figured she wasn't.... huh. Right" She tosses her braid over her shoulder. "Well, I'm Bulma's sister, and-" Another pause. "Did you say mate?"

You smirk, "I did, care too meet your niece?" You gesture towards the bundle resting on Teito's shoulder.

Tights raises a finger, mouth opening as she prepares to ask a question, "How...." she pauses again, brow furrowing, "Are you just going to say 'Science did it.' If I ask how that's possible?" You nod, and she nods along, tight lipped, "Right. Stupid science." She climbs over the back of the couch and peers in close, rubbing the baby's scalp gently, "Well... congrats on your science baby I guess... and welcome to the family." She reaches into her pocket, flipping something to you, a small box. "Give that to Bulma for me would you? I gotta talk to my parent's."

>Have fun with that.
>How come no one's even mentioned you?
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.
>You sticking around long?
>Write in

>>42051987
>Have fun with that.
>Why do I hear a *tickticktick* next to your heartbeat?

>>42051987
>How come no one's even mentioned you?
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.

>>42051987
>Have fun with that.
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me
>Seriously the next time he does it i'm punching him to the otherside of the planet..

>>42051987
>How come no one's even mentioned you?
>You sticking around long?
>And tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.

>>42051987
>Have fun with that.
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.

>>42051987
>How come no one's even mentioned you?
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.

captcha, a bridge is not an outdoor pool

I wonder how much distance Broly has made so far...

Who do you think will pick him up?

Cooler as the Big Gete Star, already powered by a legendary super saiyan?

>>42051987
>How come no one's even mentioned you?
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.

>>42052010
This. Gotta be paranoid about android bombs.

>>42052088
Quick! Give her a turing test!

>>42052125
Would be a cool scene, but would not help against androids. Only human thing they have left is the brain, so they have human like taught process.

>>42051987
>Tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me.
>You sticking around long?

>>42051987
>You ticking around long?

>>42052246
>I have a tutter.

"How come no one's ever mentioned you?" You question.

She shrugs, "Ah, you know, they're a forgetful bunch. I only live a few hundred miles away, but since I'm not the scientist daughter, I just kinda get ignored, know what I mean?" She flashes you a grin.

Huh. "Right, well d me a favour and tell your dad to stop calling Bra a monkey for me."

She raises a brow, "Bra huh? Bulma come up with tha- Wait, monkey?" She leans back over the couch, staring close at the sleeping baby. "Your baby has a tail." She comments, "Why? Why does she have a tail?"

"Because she's half Saiyan, we're aliens you know?" Teito adds, as the colour drains from Tight's face.

"S-Saiyans? You're kidding me r-right?" She sucks her teeth for a moment, "Well. That's unfortunate. Listen, you ever see a little blue guy come visit round here in a spaceship, don't talk to him, or at least don't tell him you're Saiyan. Little dudes my friend, but he thinks all Saiyans are genocidal monsters and said he'd wipe all life out on Earth if he finds one. Let alone two."

"Actually come tomorrow there'll be...." You count on your hand for a moment, "Six and two half Saiyans. Three halves in a few months. And most of us are staying here at the moment."

Tights stares blankly for a few moments, before grimacing. "I hate my life. I hate my family, and I hate my life." She nods for a few moments, "Right. Okay, to confirm, you see a little blue guy in a Space Patrol outfit, or here the name 'Jaco' You stay hidden alright?" She points a finger assertively. "I mean it, I like this planet when there are things alive on it. Especially me."

You shrug, "I can do that."

She nods, "Then I'll tell dad to stop calling your baby a specist slur. Peace out."

"Strange woman." Teito grunts after she's left. "What's in the box?" She asks, nodding at Bulma's present.

>Let's find out
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052437
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052437
Retroactively add to the conversation:
>Space Patrol? Those guys are bitches. Why, we almost accidentally manslaughtered some on another planet!

>>42052437
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052437
>Shake shake

>>42052437
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052437
>>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052477
It wasn't accidental

>>42052437
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

>>42052437
X ray it, or open it for Bulma in a safe distance?

>>42052590
On the contrary, how we were we supposed to know that gooey creatures had necks that could snap?

>>42052437
>It's for Bulma, don't open it.

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You set it down, "It's for Bulma, I'm sure we'll know soon enough either way." You shrug, as Bra starts to stir, crying herself awake.

Teito shakes her head, holding her back towards you, "Nope, this one's your job." She tells you. "Don't know what's wrong, but it's your job."

You take her and sniff, nothing wrong with her, must just feel like screaming her lungs out for a bit. You float into the air and zoom around in circles for a bit, rocking her gently, that usually helps her calm down...

Raditz strolls through the room, nodding in acknowledgement briefly, before dripping SPUG all over the carpet and heading off to shower. "I'm going to go visit my brother for the night." He grunts on the way out. "Check in on the boy, tell him he did well today. I'll be back come morning."

He heads off as the sun sets on the horizon. Come to think of it, you could use a vomit free shirt... You set Bra down once she's finished crying and grab the first thing you can find... a garish pink number, says.... BADMAN on the back. Eh, it'll do."

Bulma stirs as you dress, groaning with exhaustion. "Dragon Balls dealt with?" She groans.

"They'll be ready tomorrow dear." You explain, finishing with the buttons. "Had to deal with some more obscenely powerful idiots, but it's all fixed now." You toss the gift by her head, "Your sisters' visiting by the way, left that for you, also said never to show my face around something called Jaco."

Her eyes fly open at the mention of her sister, "Oh. Back in a minute then." She grabs the box up and hurries off, leaving you to wander back to Teito.

"They're being secretive about something." The girl comments, flicking her tail back and forth. "Just boring human stuff I reckon."

(cont)

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Yamcha lets himself in, and after talking for a bit, assuring you everyone's fine, the two quickly pair off and head for a bedroom, "Night Kabu." Teito calls back to you.

Speaking of which, "Eyyyyy." Nappa's voice calls as he struts in, wearing only his skintight battle underwear. "Once more the wonder cat beans have saved my career." Hey chuckles, rubbing his admittedly defined jawline. "Did I tell ya I even got offered an acting gig? I'm gonna be a star!"

>Put a shirt on Nappa you slut
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?
>Write in

>>42053115
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

>>42053115
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

>>42053115
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Put a shirt on Nappa you slut, you're in the presence of children

>>42053115
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?
"Next you're gonna tell me we can regrow tails"

>>42053115
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

What kind of gig did you land? Action, drama, commercials?

>>42053115
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

>>42053115
>"Make sure you remember us when you're at the top. Also you should go into directing. Or make videos on U-Tube."

>>42053115
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?
"I hate to admit it, but you're always full of surprises."

>>42053115
>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

>>42053159
This.

>>42048136
But then it becomes ugly, broad shouldered men with small tits. One thing that comes to mind is tits, being large lumps of fat, don't get small and perky as a woman gets roided out, they vanish.

I get DBZ characters are supposed to work out basically non-stop when you aren't watching them, but finding that body type attractive is no more normal then finding an eighty year attractive. Sure, some people do. But not the vast majority.

>>42053557
No one cares about your opinion, Welcome to 4chan.

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"I should get a job come to think of it.... construction maybe, something constructive, make use of my talents." You snap back up to look at him, "Besides the point. Nappa, spill the beans, wha-" He dumps a sack of Senzu beans all over the table, scattering them everywhere. God..... damnit Nappa. "Not. Literally." You add through clenched teeth, before restraining yourself. "What was that fake moon you threw out. Seems you're always full of surprises."

Nappa calls the ball forth again, holding it in his palm. You make sure to cover Bra's eyes, don't want her wrecking the house. "Vegeta made the move up. S'called the Blutz Ball."

"Wait... which Vegeta?" You have to ask.

"King." He grunts, tossing the ball in the air, letting it float below the ceiling, you make sure to press your child's face into your shirt, feeling the tingling power of false moonlight bathing over you. "Takes a lot outta ya though." Nappa adds, downing another Senzu, "Even if ya do get to go bananas."

Hmm, "Good to know, you'll have to teach it to me some time. Now get rid of it before the baby transforms." He closes his fist in it's direction and the ball fades out. "So... what kind of gig did you get anyway? Action, drama, commercials?"

He gives you a grin, "Romantic comedy. The director said I was the perfect man candy. Something about needing plastic on the chairs."

You cover Bra's ears, shaking your head. "Nappa go to bed, or put a shirt on or... something."

Then again.... Bulma's busy

>Go see if you can train Bra to control Oozaru now.
>Go see what the family's talking about.
>Go to bed, it's been a long day.
>Write in

>>42053678
>Go see what the family's talking about.
Who's last name are we taking? Wait do we have last names?

>>42053678
>Go see what the family's talking about.

>>42053678
>Go see if you can train Bra to control Oozaru now.
YOINK!

>>42053678
>Go see if you can train Bra to control Oozaru now.

The earlier, the better.

>>42053115

>Congratulation, Nappa.

It's important for him, so let's be nice

>I should get a job, come to think of it...
>Spill the beans, what was that fake moon?

>>42053717
We definitely ain't going to be called "Brief" that's for sure.

>>42053678
>Go see what the family's talking about.
Fun fact in that photo that's not his bulge but actually his tail folded forward to make it look like his member is larger then it is.

>>42053732

Whoa, my computer bugged hard

>>42053678
>>Go see what the family's talking about.

>>42053720
>>42053722

We promised Bulma to wait to train the kid.

Then again, we didn't promise anything for Bulma's training

>>42053678
>Go see what the family's talking about.

>>42053806
>We promised Bulma to wait to train the kid.
We did wait!

>>42053901

To wait until she's five, or something

>>42054007
I think teaching the baby control of the great ape is just preventive measures from causing collateral damage.

>>42054073

Perhaps, but I don't think it'll be efficient to try to make her control it when she's too young to control when she pees.

>>42053601
Or yours, so it's kind of pointless to mention.