>>41971022
Links:
>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing
>Character Sheets: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1
>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu
>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu
>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20Warlord

You now have a loot list, including both old loot and loot from the Jabberwocky hoard.
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GuQ_27eeBm1Pz7I3Vh8IQ0poL0T7E8dN1xLwVZPYxNc/edit?usp=sharing

Also smut.
http://pastebin.com/Fd7p54Zp

>>41971022
>No, just the orcs you've got

>>41971026
K'zala sounds good, I believe she's not preggo anymore so she might be useful.

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>>41971022

>Yes, I'll bring Koz'rak

Guy has a harpy mate, right? Let's just ask how he got her on the way.

Welcome back Lordy.

>>41971022
>>No, just the orcs you've got
Sup War

>>41971065
Also take that baller shark axe as side weapon just in case, it sounds baller as fuck.

>>41971098
Its not a bad idea to give the axe to her even. Or the flambard, I think she'd have more use of these.

>>41971022
Y-you said we'd start the session in her tent so we could tell her some more stuff ;_;
And I wanted to fuck that stubborn elf's mate to help with training him...
Hmm, maybe bring Sho'ka and K'zala? Been a while since we took them out. I think Ya1zada would appreciate a more straight up battle more so. Oh, maybe bring Koz'rak and Lo'zol? Za'ria to give her a chance to show her new attitude?

>>41971098

Seconding this, although I personally think we should set everything abyssal we found on fire. Just, fuck that stuff.

>>41971125
>Y-you said we'd start the session in her tent so we could tell her some more stuff ;_;
>And I wanted to fuck that stubborn elf's mate to help with training him...

Come on, anon. We can mindbreak some elves later. We have an entirely new species to add to the harem!

>>41971125
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about that stuff.

>>41971122
K'zala's not really used to using big weapons like that, so it'll take her a little while to get used to them if you give one to her.

>>41971068
>>41971072
S'up anons.

>>41971170
Oh, thought its more of a hand axe, hatchet of sorts.

>inb4 we turn into battle axe dual wielding giant green orc.

Yes.

Anyway, I am guessing the daggers are out too for her?

>>41971132
Nah man, even Zul'orok Zhar is fine with using the abyss if we can control it well enough.
>>41971022
Adding to >>41971125
Bring the dwarven amulet, and the bowstring, plus bring someone who's good with archery.
I think the throwing knives and possibly the shark axe will be useful against the Great Serpent.
Oh! We could bring the elf sorceror and give him the entiwned vines staff.
>>41971155
Would it be possible to inscribe Zul'orok Zhar's symbol into a the teeth of the axe? Obviously this would only matter for the first set, but might be cool.

This. If we're giving the shark-head axe to anyone, it ought to be Y'zada. But I honestly think we should use it ourselves, because swag.

>>41971205
Anon, she has a frost dagger.
>>41971190
How much strength would we need to dual wield battle axes? STR6? STR7?

>>41971206
>Would it be possible to inscribe Zul'orok Zhar's symbol into a the teeth of the axe? Obviously this would only matter for the first set, but might be cool.
Enchanted steel is rather hard to scrape things into, also the symbol wouldn't really do anything without proper rituals to empower it.

>>41971205
She could handle the throwing daggers, if that's what you mean, just about, anyway.

>>41971219
>How much strength would we need to dual wield battle axes? STR6? STR7?
5 would do it.

>>41971206
>Nah man, even Zul'orok Zhar is fine with using the abyss if we can control it well enough.

Whatever powers that be in the abyss already hate us, we've been a thorn in their side since damn near the beginning of the quest, probably safe to assume that any abyss-touched items we use will want to corrupt the fuck out of us with a vengeance. Are you sure you want to try to control something that has a really goddamn good reason to stop at nothing in order to turn us?

>>41971226
>5 would do it.

Hype. Let's start eating all the oats in camp and squatting our mates. 5x5 mate squats

>>41971057
>she was threatening horrible torment upon him and his clan at the hands of her dead kingdom
Are those 'he's meant to be 'you's?
>>41971226
Did you rename Orcish Fury to Rampage?
So we're 1 normal training point and 1 divine gift away from akimbo battle axes.
Good to know.
But yeah, we could give it to Ya'zada once we bring her along somewhere.

>>41971245
I doubt the abyss as a whole is intelligent and united enough to want vengeance against us, we haven't even done that much on the grand scale of things. What, we killed the follower of a corrupted orcish exgod, and killed some horror in the tomb of the Orcish King. That's not a whole lot.

>>41971251
>Did you rename Orcish Fury to Rampage?
No, that was an older name for it that I put back in by accident when I copypasted from my document. I've changed it back to Orcish Fury now.

>Are those 'he's meant to be 'you's?
Damn, I thought I fixed all those.

Okay, I'm seeing a couple of votes for K'zala, as well as a couple for Koz'rak, and one each for Sho'ka, Ya'zada, Lo'zol and Za'ria.

So I'll say K'zala and Koz'rak are coming, and for the others...
>Bring all four
>Bring just two (who?)
>Bring none

>>41971262

Clarification from Warlord on this maybe? I thought the abyss was something along the lines of a force of nature. Not necessarily something sentient and brilliant and capable of long-term planning, but something that definitely remembers if you poke it with a stick.

>>41971304

>Bring K'zala, Koz'rak, and Sho'ka

Our novice infiltrator, local harpy expert, and novice hunter. Let's roll.

>>41971304
>>Bring just two (who?)
Lo'zol and Sho'ka

>>41971304
>Bring just two (who?)
Ya'zada and Za'ria

>>41971324
Can't just bring our girls all the time, we should try to pacify Lo'zol since he seems to be the kind that isn't very loyal to us by taking him out to fight and shit.
>>41971304
Was Dru'ak the first in the clan to reach STR4?

>>41971304
>Bring all four

>>41971304
>bring none

Also,
the Axe:
>Take shark-headed battleaxe
>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada
>Leave it

The abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)
>Destroy it
>Leave it

The throwing knives
>Take them
>Give them to K'zala
>Leave them

The staff of entwined vines
>Give it to the elf sorcerer
>Leave it

The dwarven amulet
>Take it
>Leave it

The Bowstring
>Take it
>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers
>Leave it

>>41971343
>Was Dru'ak the first in the clan to reach STR4?
Yup.

>>41971354

>Take shark-axe

>Destroy abyssal faggot nonsense

>Give throwing knives to K'zala

>Leave staff on entwined vines, elves a shit

>Leave dwarven amulet

>Give bowstring to one of your clan's skilled archers

>>41971354
the Axe:
>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada

The abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)
>Destroy it

The Bowstring
>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers

>>41971354
>Take shark-headed battleaxe
>Destroy it
>Give them to K'zala
>Leave it
>Leave it
>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers

>>41971354
>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada

>Leave it
For now, it may be useful if we somehow find a way to remove the abyssal properties, if not, destroy.

>Give them to K'zala

>Leave it

>Leave it

>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers

>>41971354
>>Leave it
>>Leave it
>>Leave it
No reason, I doubt we'd run into anything with spacetimeshifting powers
>Give it to the elf sorcerer
>Take it
>Leave it
We don't have anyone super good at archery yet, and I don't want to permanently give it to someone, or risk causing anger by taking it away later.

>>41971354
>>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada
>Destroy it
>Give them to K'zala
>Leave it
>Take it
>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers

>>41971375
>>41971387
>>41971373
Why? We've had an abyssal crown since basically the beginning of the quest, and it's a good last resort boost.

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>>41971412

Because it's fucking heresy, anon.

Magical dick is much better last resort.

>>41971412
we got rid of that crown a long time ago anon

>>41971304
>Bring all four
if this doesn't win, just bring sho'ka.

>>41971354
Axe
>Give to Ya'zada

Abyssal stuff
>Destroy

Throwing knives
>Give to K'zala

Staff
>Leave it

Amulet
>Take

Bowstring
>Give to skilled archer

>>41971354
Axe
>Leave it
Abyss
>Leave it
Bowstring
>Leave it
>>41971418
It's not actually heresy to use the power of the abyss if we can dominate it into doing what we want.
>>41971421
No we didn't, it's in stack of shit for if we need the all-around boost.

>>41971394
>No reason, I doubt we'd run into anything with spacetimeshifting powers

You're right for this raid, but if we ever get to the Elder Serpent or Xipil I'm voting to keep one or two of them in pocket.

>>41971412
We should gain favour by destroying these items.

>>41971431
>It's not actually heresy to use the power of the abyss if we can dominate it into doing what we want

Famous last words of every space marine who turned to the powers of the warp for help.

It's fucking heresy.

>>41971438
I'm going to need confirmation on this before I accept it. And who says a bit of favor will be more useful than an abyssal horror to do our bidding? The panpipe is literally harmless as long as a person only uses it once.

>>41971412
Simply because it is an abyssal artifact. I don't want to use it. I don't want to rely on it. I don't want some slack jawed faggot with delusions of grandeur stealing it and using it against us.

The abyss is not our friend.

>>41971354
the Axe:
>Take shark-headed battleaxe
The abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)
>Destroy it
The throwing knives
>Give them to K'zala
The staff of entwined vines
>Leave it
The dwarven amulet
>Leave it
The Bowstring
>Leave it

>>41971304
Do votes for all four also count for votes for each each of them? Like, if "all four" doesn't win, will those votes still count to each individual's vote tally?

>>41971445
>space marine
Why are you bringing up the inferior races? Sure, maybe humans can't handle tainted powers, but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.
>>41971451
You're really wasting potential here, the Sluagh have managed to bend the abyss to their will before and they've been doing fine. Remember that the crown is what helped us kill the previous cheif.

>>41971431
You're a fucking retard if you think you can successfully use the abyss without it fucking you up.

We took that crown off and have never looked at it again for very good reasons anon, so stop being a fucking moron.

>>41971438
I agree.

Tallying up votes now.

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>>41971463
>Sure, maybe humans can't handle tainted powers, but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.

Honestly anon you need to be purged.

>>41971463
>but Ur'shal can definitely handle it.
Someone doesn't read this quest.

>You're really wasting potential here
Ah that argument, when all else fails and you know you've lost pull out the "muh pootenshial".

>>41971464
>you're retarded if you think we can do something that we've done before
Okay anon.
Okay.
Warlord has said using the abyss is fine if we can control it before, but surely you know better than the QM.

>>41971354
the Axe:
>Give shark-headed battleaxe to Ya'zada

The abyssal stuff (Crown and Panpipes)
>Destroy it

The throwing knives

>Give them to K'zala

The staff of entwined vines
>Give it to the elf sorcerer

>The dwarven amulet
>Take it
The Bowstring
>Give it to one of your clan's skilled archers

PIMP out all our troopers to get maximum effect on the harpies and then fuck up the abyssal shit.

>>41971489

Even the QM is not immune to the corrupting touch of heresy. The only answer to heresy is the cleansing touch of fire.

>>41971451
Orcish after-school special.

>Just say 'no' to the Abyss

>This is your brain. This is your brain on the Abyss.

>Gru'gak thought she was talking to her shaman. Instead she was talking to the horror that had taken over his body. Now the Tonguerippers are all dead. Aybssal magic: not even once.

>>41971484
Since when is potential a buzzword now?
You're wasting usable resources by destroying something that could be used as a last resort.

Thoughts on this?
Caged Beetle – Found in Jabberwocky hoard, A fist-sized beetle with a shiny blue shell in a gilded cage. Definitely magical, but none of your clanmates have any idea what it can do, other than letting out a high pitched keening sound seemingly at random. Thankfully it came with a soundproof cloth to cover the cage.

>>41971498
It's not a usable resource, its fucking abyssal you cockmongering idiot

I bet Zul'orok Zhar would've gotten a kick out of Ur'shal having an abyssal horror as his bitchboy doing his dirty work.

>>41971498
Yes, a 'last resort'. A 'last resort' we don't carry with us, we'll have to hope the guy that's too strong for us will let us go get it when he's taking our ass!

>>41971509
I bet if you give the cage a good shake, it'll keen even louder, which will cause some kind of magical effect.

>>41971513
You can't just spout "but muh abyss" and think it's a convincing argument, because those artifacts ARE useful resources.
>>41971474
Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.

>>41971513
>>41971498
Honestly all abysmal shit should be destroyed until we meet the slaugh.
They seem to have a resistance to its influence.

>>41971497
Time has lost all meaning in this nightmarish existence tainted by the Abyss. Do you know where your whelps are?

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>>41971498

>>41971509
maybe it can be used to track or find something.

>>41971519
>what is the clan being attacked by an outside force
Oh boy, I sure am glad we got rid of that free abyssal horror under our control!
>>41971536
No, that's something we have, see
>Abyssal Resistance (lvl 1, Innate, Natural)
the Sluagh know how to bend the abyss to their will with magic and enchantment.
Like the abyssal artifacts we have.

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>>41971532
>Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.

So is crack but I don't really want to get that ball rolling in the camp, anon.

>>41971532
>Please confirm that the panpipes are harmless as long as they aren't used repeatedly.
Your spellcasters are fairly certain that it would take at least a few uses before the panpipes started to influence your brain to a noticeable degree.

>all these edgelords wanting to turn us into Tonguerippers

No, guys. Just no.

>>41971551
Are you seriously implying that someone could secretly steal the panpipes and secretly use it repeatedly? You're saying Ur'shal wouldn't notice if they were used in the camp.
>>41971509
Leave it be until we know what to do with it.
Or eat it, since we're all about wasting useful things now.

>>41971550
Yeah, from how Lordy is writing the story, they're either not doing what you say they're doing, or they're not the ones that are bending.

>>41971558
And Ur'shal abyssal resistance would either postpone the effects or make them even more minor, right?
Hell, I bet even a bottle of elixir would be enough to get rid of the abyssal influence.

I wonder if anyone has tried throwing a bottle of Phoenix Elixir into the abyss to see if it cures it.

>>41971562
Its just one retarded samefag anon, stay strong.

>>41971564
>Are you seriously implying that someone could secretly steal the panpipes and secretly use it repeatedly? You're saying Ur'shal wouldn't notice if they were used in the camp.

Am I seriously implying that shit can go down in camp without our knowledge? Well, yes, actually. Yes I can. See the traitor we had to have quietly killed a few threads back because he was running off to meet with agents of Slaagyr.

Can you please just keep your heresy in your fucking pants, anon. No one wants to see that shit, it's heretical.

Okay, so the vote for who to bring with you was kind of vague and hard to get a solid grip on, but it seemed like Sho'ka was the one who had the most votes. So you're taking K'zala, Sho'ka and Koz'rak.

As for the magic items, you are...
Giving the battleaxe to Ya'zada
Destroying the crown and panpipes
Giving the throwing knives to K'zala
Leaving the staff in the loot pile
Taking the amulet
Giving the bowstring to one of your talented archers

>>41971577
Ur's abyssal resistance would certainly help stave off the effects. However the vote is already in I'm afraid.

Writing.

>>41971562
We should also ban alcohol.
And guns.
And porn.

>>41971590
on second thought, how is K'zala with a bow? we could give her the bowstring

>>41971558
I feel like, whether or not these artifacts would be useful, after everybody in the clan having fought the Tonguerippers, actually busting out some abyssal power would be a good way to lose their confidence. Is that accurate?

>>41971590
>However the vote is already in I'm afraid.
So, just to be clear about this, for future reference.
Using the panpipes once or twice would have held no danger and wouldn't have upset Zul'orok Zhar at all?
Using the crown as a last resort would've been fine with Zul'orok Zhar as well? Is this the crown we found in the tomb of the Orcish King, that was gifted by the Sluagh, and could harness the power of the abyss to help the wearer while its influence could be fought off with just some willpower?

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>>41971590
>However the vote is already in I'm afraid.

Another victory for all that is pure and true. The orcish gods look down upon us this day, and they smile.

>>41971594

Ur'shal cares not for your buttrage, young heretic.

>>41971594
>Ban porn.
Anon, please, I'm British, stop triggering me.

>>41971601
Average.

>>41971611
Who knows, it is certainly true that a lot of your orcs are very leery about abyssal things though.

The abyss: not even once.

>>41971631
Already failed that, we used the crown in the past and didn't get in trouble because of it.

>>41971630
>Anon, please, I'm British, stop triggering me.
How is the knife ban going up there?
How bad do you think it will get?

>>41971594
>Porn

I can't imagine orcs having any use for it, what with all of the actual women they're busy pounding. I could see one of our slaves teaching us to read their language using some piece of written erotica, though, and the inevitable outcome of such an endeavor.

>>41971630
Is it just the production of loli that's banned? Can you read kanyapyi's great new doujin?

>>41971594
>And porn.

Why would orcs need it? We literally have a kennel full of fuck-slaves.

>>41971638
>and didn't get in trouble because of it.
Keep on ignoring all the shit it was trying to pull on us anon.

>>41971654
We should ban sex too, since it can lead to rape and abuse of female orcs.
>>41971658
You mean all the shit it failed to pull and we succeeded in not getting into trouble?

>>41971665
>We should ban sex too, since it can lead to rape and abuse of female orcs.

Now you aren't even making sense. You should get up, take a few deep breaths, walk around for a minute, then come on back.

>>41971641
De-Weaponizing britain is a pipe dream.
Knifes are just unpopular due to the fact if you escalate shit, someone is going to cut your face off. Folks still carry them for self defense no matter what the coppers say.

>>41971665
You suffer from gambler's fallacy.

>>41971665
Fuck off already.

>>41971679
I can't even imagine trying to ban knives. I carry a knife as part of everyday wear because hell, I might decide to by some fruit for lunch, or maybe I need to open a package at work, or any of the thousand other legitimate uses I might have for a knife in the course of my day.

>>41971630
What'd you think of yesterday's monster musume?

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>>41971715

>implying you have a job
>implying you eat fruit instead of chicken tendies
>implying anyone mails you anything, ever

>>41971721
Best girl appeared.

>>41971742
Polt made it to the anime?
Hell yes!

>>41971715
people can still carry small folding knives in britbonia, they just can't have a blade longer than 3" and can't be locking blades

>>41971729
I have no idea what you're implying. Is this some kind of British joke? I live in Canada.

>>41971764
Its just a summer fag trying to act 4chan thug-life.

>>41971764
He's just implying you're a loser

>>41971764
>I live in Canada.

Actually that explains why the concept of an insult is completely foreign to you.

>>41971776
Hahaha

>>41971594
Ban porn? Why would you take away that one orcs lewd elf painting?!

You know, that dwarven amulet might be a good fit for one of our lieutenats. We already have our god armor, why not give it to Ya'zada or Dru'ak?

>>41971772
>>41971775
Oh. I though chicken tendies was some kind of specific cultural reference I wasn't getting.

“Tell Koz'rak to join us, he knows about harpies,” You grunt, Zo'rok nodding as he heads off to track down your other lieutenant.

You frown, glancing around. Now that your two original mates have given birth, it might be time to let them take a more active role in your clan once more. It would be good to see how much they have learned as well, training with Vor'zal and Or'kug.

“Dru'ak, can you get Ku'zag to do something for me?”

Dru'ak nods, waiting for you to continue.

“The crown and the panpipes, in the loot, I want him to get rid of them, burn them or whatever he thinks is best.”

“Right,” Dru'ak grunts, the two of you walking back towards the storage hut for a while before he breaks away to track down the old shaman.

Stepping inside, you ignore Ashuris' elf as he sulks in the corner, sifting through the stacks of treasure to find the things you came here for. The amulet you pick up, hanging it around your neck, feeling a slight tingling, or... weightiness as you put it on, it's hard to describe, you assume that means it's working though. You also gather up the bowstring, the battleaxe and the throwing knives, stepping back outside and making for your hut.

You find your mates inside, two of them anyway, Sho'ka is probably out with her pets again. K'zala smiling at you as you enter.

“K'zala, you're going to be joining me on the raid today,” you grin, passing her the leather sash holding the knives.

She takes the knives gingerly, her slanted eyes bright as she takes one out of its holder, turning it over in her hand.

“I'll make you proud, Ur,” she smiles.

“Good, we'll be leaving within the hour,” you nod, turning your attention to Ya'zada.

“A raid? Against harpies, right? I heard some of the clan talking earlier,” she grins.

You shake your head. “Today I need you to stay here, keep an eye on the camp.”

“Really? You sure I can't come with you, I'm itching for a fight,” she frowns, folding her arms.

(cont)

>>41971806
“Not this time, but you'll get your chance to fight soon enough, and when you do, you'll have a fine weapon for it,” you grin, passing her the battleaxe.

“Damn, that's a fine looking thing,” Ya'zada growls, a predatory smile on her face as she admires the axe.

“Magical, or so my sorcerers say, not that I've tested it yet,” you shrug.

“Well don't keep me waiting too long to try it out on some moving targets, a weapon like this needs a little blood on it,” your mate smiles, still admiring the blade.

“Soon, we've no shortage of enemies,” you snort.

The only one left to track down it Sho'ka, and sure enough you find her by the new camp's far larger incarnation of the Stormhorn pen, sat down on the edge of the sunken area, feeding her stormhorn a chunk of old and somewhat green wild pig meat, which the hulking beetle is tearing into eagerly.

“Sho'ka, we're going raiding,” you grunt, Sho'ka tossing the last of the meat to Skar as she hops to her feet.

“Today?”

“Yes, soon, I want you to join us when we raid the harpies.”

“Oh, you hear that, Skar, we're raiding harpies.”

You aren't sure whether or not the hulking beetle is well suited to this raid. While the stormhorns have little trouble with the jungle, they are hardly subtle, tearing straight through undergrowth, smaller trees, and anything else in their way.

>Yes, Skar can come too
>Leave Skar behind for this one

>>41971801

I can get behind giving it to Dru'ak. He's homie/10.

>>41971822
>Yes, Skar can come too

>>41971822
>Leave Skar behind for this one

If they get wind of us before we reach the nest site, they will just fly off. Unless that beetle can fly its not going to help.

>>41971822
>Yes, Skar can come too

Let's see how it goes down. We should bring our Bandersnatch, too.

>>41971822
>>Leave Skar behind for this one

>>41971822
>>Leave Skar behind for this one
Sorry buddy, we'll find a more suitable enemy for you in the future, we promise.

>>41971822

Suggest Sho'ka brings her crag lion instead?

>>41971822
>Leave Skar behind on this one.

>>41971871
Seconding, mobility here would be more important.

Also our pet.

>>41971871
Actually yeah, that's not a bad idea.

>>41971871
sure, also lets bring our sex mangnet as well.
>>41971822
Hey warlord would the hunt goddes be cool if all of Urs pets are fey animals?
I just love have a pet that copies Ur and is also strange.
Plus i love the idea of each of his pets being a mini him.

Writing.

>>41971921
>Hey warlord would the hunt goddes be cool if all of Urs pets are fey animals?
She wouldn't be bothered about a little thing like that.

>IDEA!
While we hit the Harpy camp, we should have Vulture riders nearby, ready to pick off and capture any fleeing or routing harpys

>>41971932

Did we ever decide on a name for our Bandersnatch?

I'm voting for Ron Jere'my

>>41971932
so warlord will you hold a vote for bum rushing some harpy camps?
I remember you saying that as soon we hit one camp the others would get spooked and would leave eventually.
So i want to know if we can bum rush the closet ones and take as much slaves before they run away.

>>41971951
Fer'thul

>>41971951
make it orcy anon.

>>41971952
Not all of the nests, since they don't really communicate, but if you were to raid one nest, then the survivors would not wait around for a second raid.

>>41971964

Fuk'yurmum?

>>41971951
Since it took after us.

Ur'(Orcish word for howl here)

>>41971985
Or in reverse.

(orcish world for howl)'Shal

>>41971985
>>41972005
Too committed, who says he will be one of our more special mounts or anything, he might be our worst dog.
Don't link him that much to Ur.

>>41972005
>>41972005
Or (orcishword for howl)'Ur

>>41972040
Let's just call him orcishword.

>>41971985

Ur'Fukd

>>41972040

Why don't we just call it Howl?

>>41972092
Howler?
Yeah, seems good.

>>41972092
Cause Krag'Ur and other variants are cool names

How about 'He Who Grins'?

>>41972103
They're really lame, actually, if you ask me.
Also orcs don't capitalize the part after the apostrophe.
>>41972117
Too respectful and shit, like he's an ancient demon, which he isn't.

>>41972124
Krag'ur

>>41972103
>>41972147
Krag'ur was also the name of the Tongueripper chieftain, of course...

“If we don't want the harpies to scatter, we need to surprise them. We'll find a raid more suited to Skar soon, but not this time,” you grunt.

“Ah well, I'll just bring Kazi then,” Sho'ka shrugs, falling into step alongside you as you head for the meeting point.

“If the harpies down south are as pretty as Koz'rak's one, I can't wait,” she grins. You're not going to let yourself look as excitable as your mate, but you share her sentiments, with the harpies and the lamia nearby, you should with luck be adding some quite exotic slaves to your harem soon.

“Already bored of Bryna and Izannia?”

“Hah, I am not bored of any of your slaves, Ur, but more to play with is never a bad thing,” Sho'ka leers.

“Just go a little easier on Bryna next time, you damn near suffocated her in there.”

“I know, I know, I wouldn't really hurt your slaves, she just needed a little motivation to lick faster,” Sho'ka shrugs, the two of you finally arriving at the meeting point.

“Ur, Ku'zag says he'll deal with it,” Dru'ak grunts, stepping forward.

You nod, slapping him on the shoulder as you look around the group. Forty warriors, picked for stealth and cunning, your honorguard, now up to eight including Dru'ak, your two mates, and your lieutenant Koz'rak. It's a good group.

“They all ready?”

“Yeah, we can go as soon as you want,” Dru'ak nods.

(cont)

>>41972182
“Alright, you all know the plan. We hit one of the harpy nests, net as many as we can, ranged weapons if that fails, we need to be fast and quiet. Any questions?”

With none forthcoming, you nod, glancing around as your bandersnatch lopes into view from behind a hut. You should really name him sometime, perhaps Raka, with the howling and grinning, it would fit. He seems to be grinning pretty hard right now, as he sits down next to you.

“Again Kazi?” Sho'ka snorts, as her crag lion slinks out from behind the hut a few moments later. Well, that explains what's got him in such a good mood.

“Alright, let's go,” you shout, Sho'ka and K'zala sticking close as you set off out of the camp.

>Roll 1d20

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>>41972163

Well, Krag'ur is out.

Ur takes a hard line against heresy.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41972197

Rolled 13 (1d20)

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>>41972217

Well memed.

>>41972197
>“Again Kazi?” Sho'ka snorts, as her crag lion slinks out from behind the hut a few moments later. Well, that explains what's got him in such a good mood.

Hilarious. How is this guy not best pet.

Raka works for me.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41972197

>17
Writing.

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>>41972234

You can go ahead and kindly excuse yourself from rolling anymore, anon.

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>>41972234

It's just occurred to me to wonder if Vaki's old dream realm exits out into anywhere else besides her river. That Jabberwock got the Shark Axe from somewhere, and it can't have been anywhere nearby becasue we aren't even close to an ocean. Does Ur even know what a shark is?

When we're done down by the jungle, it might be worth investigating; if the dream realm does go somewhere else, we could conceivably bypass the Wall altogether.

>>41972276
The shark axe wasn't made of an actual shark, anon.

>>41972197
Raka works for me.
>>41972253
Crits don't count in this quest anon.

>>41972312
yeah, kneejerk reaction though.

>>41972276
I wonder where her children are.

>>41972301
No, but it was made to look like a shark and to have magic teeth that break off like actual shark teeth. If you lived in a land-locked culture and had never seen a shark before, how would you know to make it look and function like that?

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>>41972324
By reading about sharks, or traveling around.
The dreamrealm wasn't that far from an ocean, anon.

>>41972330

At Strength level 5, Ur can smack your shit around with TWO sharks at the same time!

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>>41972324
two words man, Land. Sharks.

>>41972197
Raka's fine

>>41971057
>not having Izannia service us while laying sideways so we can tease and play with her pussy

>>41972554

So long as she's going to have an attitude, she doesn't get any ministrations from us.

We break her like we break the other slaves - give her a taste, and make her beg for more.

>>41972567
>not wanting orgasm denial

From your new camp, it's only a few hours walk to the edge of the jungle, close enough to make gathering wood easy, while still far enough away that anything attacking from the treeline will have to cross a lot of open ground to reach you. The wastes are quiet and still, the bare rock giving way to the softer earth, low plants and vines of the jungle's edge.

“It's been a while since we've fought side by side, chieftain,” Koz'rak grunts, falling into step alongside you.

“I figured if anyone in the clan knew about raiding harpy nests, it would be you,” you smirk.

“It's a bit different in the jungle to the mountains, I'd wager, but I know how they behave,” he nods, as the two of you continue your march south, the treeline looming in the distance.

“You said something about them scattering once we hit them?”

“They won't wait around for us to attack again, but don't think that means they won't defend themselves. Expect some magic, and a lot of rocks dropped on our heads. In the mountains they'd do hit and run attacks with their claws, or with daggers and things, but I don't know how well they'll be able to do that in the jungle, so they might hang back a bit more.”

(cont)

>>41972586
You listen as he runs through the details, watching the horizon. You think you spot a flicker of movement within the trees, but it's soon gone, and you shrug it off, could have been any number of jungle animals.

It isn't until you grow closer to the treeline that you start to rethink your earlier assessment. The trees along the edge of the jungle are marked by strange symbols scratched into the bark, and looking up you make out animal skulls bound up with vines amidst the branches.

“What do you make of that, Koz'rak?” you grunt, nodding to the strange sight, your lieutenant frowning as he scans the trees.

“Troglodytes, maybe, they like leaving markings and dead things along the borders of their territory. I don't remember there being a troop here, but they might have moved in recently.”

You frown, you don't necessarily need to enter the jungle here, the harpy nest is further east, so you could always head east along the edge of the jungle then straight south, it would add a few hours to the journey over the direct approach.

>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
>Head east then south to the harpies

>>41972598
>Head east then south to the harpies

>>41972598
>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
Who are these guys agian?

>>41972598
>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory

If they come for us, we will kill them.

Avoiding fights like this will only anger the orcish gods.

>>41972598
>>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
There's like a total of 45 of us here. I am more than sure we shouldn't be afraid. We should puff ourselves up and look as menacingly as possible just in case.

>>41972617
Effectively they are fey chimpanzees.

>>41972598
>Head east then south to the harpies
No distractions

>>41972598
>>Head east then south to the harpies
Don't want them messing with us now, we'll take care of them afterwards.

>>41972598
>>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory

>>41972598
>Head east then south

>>41972598
>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
Aren't these guys the scavengers we met a while back?
I remember you saying they won't do shit to us if they think its gonna be a hard fight and would only attack if we seem weak.
40 strong orcs seem intimidating enough.

>>41972617
>>41972625
>>41972635
>>41972652
>>41972667
Do you want to risk losing orcs before even getting any harpies? We can clear them out after we get the harpies if you really want to.

>>41972598
>straight through

I'd rather deal with them now, before we're weighed down by slaves and loot.

>>41972676
better now than while head back full of slaves.

>>41972676

See

>>41972679

We're going to want to head straight home after the raid. Also, we don't take shit from no one.

>>41972691
We can go around with the slaves too, or do you think they'll expand while we're catching slaves? Please be sensible.

>>41972700
Why must we head straight home?
That kind of attitude is what caused the shitmonster shitstorm.

>>41972703

They obviously have rudimentary intelligence if they're marking territory with bone fetishes. Which means they're certainly capable of making the realization that someone weighed down by treasure would make an easy target.

>>41972718

What? We should head straight home because we're going to be too weighed down with loot and slaves to fight effectively?

How does that have anything to do with trying to 1v1 a divine servant?

>>41972598
>Go straight south-east through the Troglodyte territory
might find something interesting, if not we will at least show them we are not to be fucked with

Troglodyte territory wins.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41972755

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41972755

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41972755
okay

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41972755
Rip and tear!

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>>41972767

>All these haters trying to dodge the Trogs like they're level 100 bosses.

>>41972770

ffs man get your act together

>>41972781
I rolled the 17 and I was one of the anons wanting to go around the Trogs

>>41972767
>17
Writing.

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>>41972799

I'll just take your roll, your gf, your little sister, and your obligatory shark-axe, and be on my way. Don't try nuffin.

>>41972781
Rolling well does not make you right, it just makes you lucky.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41972781
Rip and tear!

>>41972800
Was Lokasi just not an exemplary elf, or why did she not have any favor with any elf gods?
>>41972841
Hah, nice try, I only have 2 of those things!

>>41972844

I'm pretty sure it makes you right.

Along with dubs, trips, quads, and quints, of course.

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>>41972864
>dubs
You mean like >>41972799?

>>41972856
>Was Lokasi just not an exemplary elf, or why did she not have any favor with any elf gods?
Most of your slaves lose their favor with their gods once they give in. Ashuris is an exception since Ylugri doesn't care as long as she keeps giving him sacrifices, and Vaki's fey "gods" are fey so, you know, they're weird.

One of the main uses for Y'zagya Zoka favor is allowing your slaves rerolls, since they lack their own favor.

>>41972882

Yes, that anon was indeed accurate in stating that he voted for another option. What's your point?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41972854

Let me help you, anon.

Rip and tear.

>>41972889
Did she have favors/boons before she gave in, then?

>>41972889
Speaking of Ylugri, what does he actually get out of sacrifices? Is it just a 'haha, you're my bitch' thing towards his followers? I mean, the souls go to either their own gods' divine realms or to the Crone Lands, right?

>>41972927
The souls of the sacrificed go to Ylugri

>>41972927
Souls sacrificed to Ylugri go to Ylugri.

>>41972925
Who knows.

>>41972958
So what does he do with them?

>>41972958
Can't we... ask her?

>>41972927

If I told you I was going to go straight up murder someone just to show the world how awesome you are, you'd feel pretty damn important. Horrified, probably, as well, but still important.

>>41972970

Uses them as toilet paper.

>>41972970
To give you an idea, I'd like to remind you that Ylugri has been described before as "Ogre Satan"

>>41972912
Thanks man I just wanted to know if four Chan hated those words

>>41972970
Wages a divine gorilla war with the dickass giant gods?

>>41973000
Guerrilla you dumbfuck

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41972994

Chan doesn't hate the words, friend. It just hates you.

Rolling for truth.

>>41972970
he used to be known as giants version of satan.

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>>41972994
>>41973028

>>41973028
damn
>>41972994
I think you should probably an hero, anon

You guys do know only the first 3 rolls count?

>>41973024
We're going to fight Fey Gorillas right now, its a pun.
>Since we'll sacrifice some.

>>41973055
...that's not why they are freaking out. Anon was rolling for truth and got a crit

>>41973028
Welp no more rolling for this fella

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>>41973028

HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Keep going, I doubt they'll attack a group this large, but don't let your guard down,” you reply, stepping into the treeline at the head of your group.

As you push deeper into the jungle, the troglodyte presence becomes more and more obvious, more strange carving, hanging bones and carcasses in various states of decay. Raka snarls, scratching uneasily at the dirt as he sniffs the air.

“No-one wanders off alone,” you command, not that it looks as if your raiding party have any intention of doing so.

“Ur, there, to the west,” Sho'ka mutters, nodding over into the trees.

Glancing over that way, you make out a few short, lanky shapes skulking amidst the undergrowth, shadowing you. They are soon joined by several more, hoots and grunts echoing through the trees as the growing horde of troglodytes gather to dog your heels.

“That's a lot of troglodytes, must be at least as many of them as there are of us,” Koz'rak frowns, his grip tightening on his spear.

>Pick up your pace, rush for the other side
>Keep going, slow and calm
>Attack them

>>41973138
>>Keep going, slow and calm
Don't show weakness

>>41973138
>Attack them

Best way to communicate with a territorial and aggressive animal is to firmly let them know that this is your hood now.

>>41973138
>Pick up your pace, rush for the other side

>>41973138
>Keep going, slow and calm
fuckers would attack at the sign of weakness.

>>41973138
>Keep going, slow and calm

>>41973138
slow and calm.

Didn't you say you wanted to go through here so we could clear them out? Why not vote to clear them out, then?

>>41973138
>intimidate them
Shout at the fuckers, beat our chest with our fists

>>41973207

Then vote for it? Unless you're this anon >>41973158 then don't samefag like a bitch.

>>41973207
>the entire opposition is 1 samefagging person

>>41973138
>Attack them

>>41973222

Oh my god yes, this.

We start screaming at them. Then Raka imitates us, they all take heavy damage and start bleeding internally.

>>41973138
>>Keep going, slow and calm

>>41973138
>Keep going, slow and calm

>>41973222
trips don't lie.

Writing.

>>41973308

It is known.

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>>41973321
>>41973308

>>41971594
Sounds like the UK

“Keep going, if they come for us, we kill them, otherwise we ignore them.”

Your raiding party continues through the troglodyte territory for quite some time, many of your clanmates looking on edge at the constant hooting and howling around them. Fortunately they're well trained enough that they don't go rushing off to attack the troglodytes, who for all of their noise don't come any closer.

“We must be getting to the edge of their territory by now,” Koz'rak frowns, the sky growing dark through the canopy as the sun sets, the troglodytes still stalking you through the undergrowth.

Raka snarls, shoulders hunched, eyes fixed on the undergrowth ahead as a single troglodyte shambles out from between the trees, squatting down in front of your raiding party, still some distance away. He must be an important member of this troop, judging by the primitive bone jewelry and animal hides strung around his neck and arms, a gnarled staff of jungle wood clutched in one lanky arm.

The troglodyte howls, beating his fist on the ground, slamming his staff against the trunk of a nearby tree, baring his teeth at you.

>Intimidate him
>Attack him
>Order your raiding party to attack

>>41973577
>>Intimidate him
If he doesn't back down, attack

>>41973577
>Intimidate him

And let Raka join in, too.

>>41973577
>Intimidate him

>>41973577
>Intimidate him

>>41973577
>Attack him

>>41973577
>Intimidate

>>41973577
>>Intimidate him

Try to communicate in its native language.

"ME UR'SHAL. ME BEAT YOU TO DEATH. THEN ME FUCK YOUR BITCH."

Intimidate wins.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41973724

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41973724
We will be the king of the jungle

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41973712
nah they fey monekys i bet you if we had
>>41973724

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41973724

>>41973734
>>41973732
We damn sure are

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>>41973734

I knew moving down here was a good idea.

>>41973734
So we shall

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41973724
>>41973734
Hell Yes

>>41973739
>>41973724
>>41973712
Warlrod does taming these primates count towards the hunting goddess or are they too intelligent?
>>41973724
>>41973712
Would our hunting god priest helped out here?

>>41973734
This may be the one out of my rolls that I am most proud of yet.
Not definite, because I'd need to look through my other 20s and such first, but I have to say, this one is mighty satisfying.

Now, what god would be most pleased by intimidating monkeys? Tak'zaya Ska because animals(?)? Zol'gor Tor because using fear? Zul'orok Zhar because fey and so alien magic?

>>41973798

All the gods enjoy a nat 20, anon.

>>41973734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uWHMq1bDAE

>>41973846
I don't like these videos, gorillas look too intelligent and humanlike for me to be comfortable with them being locked up in zoos.

>>41973898
You pussy

>>41973898
America here we lock up and treat people worse
look how much yard time them niggers in the zoo get. Be getting fresh fruit and females shit them gorillas got it made.

>>41973937
funny enough its been proven the way we handle our prisoners make them worse.
Hell i still remember the documentary about guys who were sent to prison falsely sent to prison and when finally getting out they became repeat offenders since being in prison fucked them up.

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>mfw i realize gorillas actually do have it better than niggers where i live

This creature thinks it can intimidate you, in front of your clan. You glance around, seeing the other troglodytes drawing closer, spurred on by their leader's display of bravado, your warriors readying their weapons as the wretched fey prepare to attack.

Snorting, you turn your attention back to the troglodyte's leader, throwing up handfuls of leaves as he howls and screams at you. You square your shoulders, rising up to your full height, towering over him as you take a step closer, baring your teeth, a low growl starting in your throat.

The troglodyte leader shrieks, beating his staff on the ground, kicking up dirt as he spits and howls, more hoots and grunts echoing out of the jungle as his excitable troop hype themselves up for battle.

Taking a deep breath, you stare straight into the troglodyte leader's eyes, taking another step forward, and you roar. Your voice drowns out the arrogant shrieking of the troglodyte leader, who flinches as your voice sends a flock of birds scattering from a nearby tree in a blind panic, his confidence withering as he stumbles to the ground, turning and scrambling away into the undergrowth as his troop scatter into the jungle.

When you finally finish your roar to catch your breath, the troglodytes are nowhere to be seen, the dark jungle silent around you.

(cont)

>>41973990
“Pathetic,” you snort, shouldering your axe as you gesture for your warriors to continue.

Sho'ka slinks up alongside you, purring in your ear as her fingers brush the bare skin of your arm.

“Say, Ur, we're going to be stopping to camp soon, right?” she growls.

Glancing down, you see K'zala sticking close to your other side, giving you a slight smile as she looks up. It seems your little display of dominance had quite the impact on your mates.

You're not going to reach the harpies today, so you'll need to camp before too long, that's true. The question is whether you want to risk being caught with your pants down, quite literally.

>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight
>Not the time, wait until we're back at camp

>>41974005
>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight

>>41974005
>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight
Disregard danger, get busy

>>41974005
>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight

I was considering suitable rewards for that 20, considering that you were not going to be taking control of the trogs, so, you know, I figured your display turning your mates on would be a good one.

>>41974005
>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight

>Nat 20 = instant smut

God dammit Warlord, I love you.

>>41974005
>You have plenty of clanmates around, indulge your mates tonight
kek i swear every time we meet these fucking monkey we always scare them shitless you would think the hunting goddess would have said something by now.
>>41974036
If we brought the hunting priest would we have taken control of them?

>>41973982
you to can have this and other realizations all thanks to the power of weed!

>>41974005
>Not the time
Just finger them, let it be an appetizer to the main course back at camp.
Also, get to the edge of Troglodyte territory.

>>41974057
>If we brought the hunting priest would we have taken control of them?
They're too smart for that, they're more like primitive humanoid fey than animal fey.

>>41974057

I'd think the rage guy - what was his name again? Kul'zog Zor - would be appreciative as well.

>>41974086
thoughts on how every meeting we had so far with these guys ended up with them pissing themselves?

>>41974119

Ur doesn't like monkeys. Monkeys remind him of humans.

>>41974119
Troglodytes are cowards, at least where large armed groups are concerned, and considering that they are also a race that values brute strength, orcs in particular make them jumpy.

>>41974134
Worse, because at least humans have females that look good, troglodytes don't even have that.

>>41974134
We like humans just fine, though. Our best blowjobs come from humans.

>>41974149

>implying Ur wouldn't give the Fury to a female trog

You underestimate both the anons, and your protagonist, sir.

>>41974036
I'd have preferred just a permanent reputation with them that makes the less likely to fuck with us, or even try to help us out to try and get on our good side later on.

>>41974167
I don't think Trogs are smart enough to make good slaves.

Writing.

>>41974005
>Not the time

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>>41974204
Would Ur fuck this?

>>41974315
Wow.

>>41974315
That's really depressing.

Probably not, but many of his clanmates are less discerning, so she'd get all the action she could ever want as a communal slave.

>>41974315

Inka? That you?

>>41974343
>>41974328
best part is that she is actually a 100% girl.
I remeber a few threads where she posted in them.
pretty depressing shit there, especially when a good portion of the thread said they would fuck her if she put a bag on her face and worked on her looks a bit.Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgery.

I may be called a faggot for this, but instead of smut, I would've preferred conversation and dialogues with K'zala and Sho'ka, to get some more character development for them and shit, especially for the quiet K'zala.
Or hell, even better, orcish campsite stories, sitting around a bonfire, shooting the shit with our clanmates, one of our mates orgasming with our fingers, the other getting a faceful of our balls as she lathers us up, telling ghost stories, jokes, etc.
Camp Stonetusk, fun for the whole family, as long as all the family members are females, or orcs!

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>>41974391
>Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgery
Yes, because the room in that picture certainly looks like the room of someone with the money to throw out on plastic surgery.
Why are so many anons so dumb?

>>41974393

How does one tell stories with a face full of balls?

>>41974418
Tis the face made to be matron of a nunnery.

>>41974434
The one with the face full of balls wouldn't be the one telling stories.
Or they'd take shifts.

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>Some even asked why she didn't get plastic surgery
two things wrong with this really.
1.Plastic surgery is pretty damn expensive , and isn't universally good so its a mixed bag on where you are in.
2.You would think the guy that gets her pregnant would be horrified to see thier ugly baby.

>>41974467
Anon please, all babies are ugly.

>>41974393

I can just see one of Ur's clanmates distractedly stumble through some hunting story of his while Ur vigorously teabags one of his mates, devoting his full attention to the storyteller with a thoughtful look on his face.

>>41974497
I can't see that, cause that's dumb as fuck

>>41974489
Nuh-uh, I was a beautiful baby, my mother told me so!
But seriously, depending on age, I've seen baby boys as young as 9 months have beautiful eyes and aesthetic facial structure, as well as good quality hair.
Obviously newborns are less diverse.

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>>41974489
I agree, but you'd be surprised on how ugly they can get/become.
Here is a fun story about how a guy found out his hot lover isn't actually hot at all.
If you were in his shoes, what would you have done?

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>>41974513

Stop being so obviously the person whose idea that anon was shitting on, lol.

>>41974523
>But seriously, depending on age, I've seen baby boys as young as 9 months have beautiful eyes and aesthetic facial structure, as well as good quality hair.
>Obviously newborns are less diverse.

this pic is for you