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Insinuating herself into the court of the vice-lord Longorus, Cassiopeia sought to win for herself the Princess of Arabesh, held captive by the odious and vile Longorus!

Though the bounty on her safe return was enormous, none judged their lives worth the risk save Cassiopeia, and though Longorus sought to double-cross Cassiopeia and take for himself her fabled burner, he found himself outmaneuvered in the end, as Cassiopeia escaped the crumbling walls of his pleasure-palace with the princess in tow!

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Cassiopeia's ancient spaceship saw them to the surface of Arabesh itself, when a cruel wind drove them to the polar ground far from the princess's home! Between the grip of cold and the jaws of Arabesh's terrible fauna, Cassiopeia nearly saw the princess's end, but her cunning and courage saw them through the night, and in the daylight came a stranger...

>>41900712
Story time where you pretend our input has some impact?

>>41900730
>Between the grip of cold and the jaws of Arabesh's terrible fauna, Cassiopeia nearly saw the princess's end, but her cunning and courage saw them through the night, and in the daylight came a stranger.


That is all literally one sentence.

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...Barand, exiled from the very kingdom sought by Cassiopeia, riding atop a muscle-swollen prime antelelk! With welcome arms he took Cassiopeia and her prize to his home, to ready themselves for the journey ahead...

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...but upon learning the princess's true nature, Barand sought to take her for his own, as power against the kingdom! Without pause, Cassiopeia soaked her burner, shorting it out and saving her life! Disarmed, Barand proved no match for Cassiopeia's fighting prowess, and thus did he find himself in the position of hostage and guide!

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"You said the way would be less mountainous ahead," Cassiopeia glowers, raising her burner threateningly, though whether it will ignite again is yet unknown! "You would be wise not to lead us to trickery."

"It has been some time since I have come this way!" he laughs, careless of the burner's proximity. "Confound these chains, woman! Unbind me, that I may show you my repentance!"

"I have seen what little you have to offer," Cassiopeia remarks coolly.

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"Look!" exclaims the princess. "These are the flowers of my homeland! We must be close now! Oh, you must smell them! They are renouned across the galaxy!"

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Never one to disregard the chance at experience, Cassiopeia grasps the stem and pulls it close, but as she inhales, her keen ears draw her gaze away from the vivid petals before her...

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...to the monstrous form discharging itself from within a cavern! A scum-bubbler, grown to prodigious size! It blocks the way and oozes down the slope, and from its gelatinous bulk lunges a pseudopod dripping with rivulets of translucent slime!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41900872
Shoot it

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41900872
>Try shooting it, and if there's just a fizzle, throw burner at eyestalks.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41900872
JUST SHOOT IT!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41900872
Shoot out its eyes

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>41900872
Shoot it! Aim for the eyes!

>>41900872
Use our guide/hostage as a human shield/decoy if the gun's no good.

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Quickly, Cassiopeia snaps off a charge of her burner at the beast's enormous eyes, but the barrel emits only a weak fizzle!

"Damn!" she expectorates, as the scum-bubbler looms above them. "It seems this burner may have well and truly found its last..."

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"... though perhaps it may serve in one more battle!"

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"Hyaaa!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>41901343

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>>41901343

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>>41901343

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>>41901343

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A pungent bubble of outrage explodes from the beast as Cassiopeia's burner strikes its eyestalk, driving the creature back as it quivers in confusion!

Only for a moment, though, for it recovers almost instantly...

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... and sets its gaze upon the figure far below it!

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>41901600
Wrassle it! Force its tentacles and eyestalks into a knot!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41901600
Charge it with the antelelk

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"Hold fast, princess," Cassiopeia laughs as she charges across the soft grass, "for I will braid this beast as easily as I have braided your hai-"

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

"-yaah!"

The words are forced from her mouth as the scum-bubbler entangles her within its ropey tendril and hoists the helplessly-kicking woman into the air!

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

I think I missed a few episodes of Cassiopeia's story.

>>41901878
Princess: Use braided hair as a whip!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41901878
Unglove one of our hands and rub it sensually across the tongue

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"Aah! Don't- let her go!" the princess cries helplessly, but then inspiration strikes and she begins fumbling with her voluminous hair!

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"Aah! Come on- there!"

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The very foliage rumbles with the incredible noise that bellows forth as the princess's hair, grown to preposterous lengths, catches the scum-bubbler's eyeball and pops it as an overripe blemish!

Cassiopeia tumbles to the soft grass...

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...but enraged, the beast lashes out and grasps her ankle before she can scurry away from its reach!

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A cry is forced from her lips as it tugs her into the air and squeezes the breath from her lungs, and Cassiopeia feels the blood rush to her brain as it upends her!

"Release me, brute!" she gasps, but as she strains to see behind her pinned position, her eyes widen in surprise...

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

... for the beast exudes a second, smaller tendril that flexes menacingly!

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41902812
If you can't beat them, beat them?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41902812
l-lewd.

I dunno what to do here, man. Try to summon the muscly guy to be useful?

That or crush it's remaining eyeball between your thighs.

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The tendril slithers through the humid air, and though Cassiopeia grasps it tightly, so slick with liquid is the thing that she feels it press its way forth!

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A third tendril emerges, questing, and leaves a trail of mucous as it slides across her cheek! The beast's remaining eye pivots with curiosity as it probes at its prey!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>41903141
where on earth are you getting these parts, LQ? Do you have a secret XXX rated parts bin?

Princess sneaks up from behind and garrottes the monster with her hair!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>41903141
Shirtless hottie tackles the Princess so he can hold her hostage once more!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>41903141
Get them tangled and knotted in that order!

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Suddenly, the scum-bubbler gurgles in rage, and Cassiopeia feels the noose of its pseudopod slacken around her waist! As she looks up, she cannot repress a smirk as she sees the Princess of Arabesh struggling atop the creature, strangling it with her own luxurious locks!

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A roar of exultation springs from the princess as the beast's tendrils thrash at her-

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- and with the creature momentarily distracted...

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... Cassiopeia's nimble fingers bring its probing appendages to cessation!

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"Die, filthy thing!" shrieks the princess as she tugs its eyestalk up!

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41903728
Catch the falling Princess in a Princess Carry.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>41903728
The Princess uses her whole weight (top secret) to constrict the stalk to the point of separation.

>>41903141
Lego Quest now had tentacle raep

WELL PLAYED SIR!

>>41903895
There was tentacle raep in the first episode of this quest, too.

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The scum-bubbler roars in frustration and spins its eyestalk to dislodge the princess, but at the last instant she tugs the noose tight, and as her weight sails through the air, its remaining eye is sliced free in a torrent of blood!

>>41904146
Princess: Call trophy dibs on the eyeball.

>>41904146
Princess:
>Begin eating the defeated's body, as is tradition for the victorious.

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"Hold, girl, I have you," Cassiopeia laughs, as the princess drops soundly into her arms!

"Are you all r-" Cassiopeia begins to inquire-

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- when the full mass of the princess's hair becomes evident!

>>41904477
what on earth?

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"The conceits of royals..." Cassiopeia mutters to herself as she turns away to survey the battleground. "No sign of Barand... or his antelelk."

>>41904496
But we're not on our planet, are we?

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"Though I can easily surmise to which direction it fled."

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"Never have I felt such exhilaration!" gasps the princess, clutching at Cassiopeia's midsection.

"Yes," agrees Cassiopeia, "it is the thrill of battle you feel. Tie up your hair," she commands...

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41904538
>Rolling for a roll in the hair with the Princess

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...but as the princess raises a hand to tame her wild locks, Cassiopeia seizes her wrist!

"Wait." she says, as the princess gasps. "There is still one more thing to do."

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"You must claim your spoils."

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41904825

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>41904825
>Initiate Cassiopeia Manuever #16c!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41904825
Claim the eyeball!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>41904825

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"Wait, we cannot-" protests the princess, as Cassiopeia leans in to her.

"Hush, while your blood is still hot with death!"

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"But what about my-"

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"What is this? Who dares to sully my bride-to-be?"

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"-betrothed!" the princess squeals delightedly as she leaps to her feet!

>>41905069
Awww, arranged marriage love is the best kind!

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"Forestall your advances," Cassiopeia demands. "My agreement is with her father, not you."

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41905131
kiss him instead

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>41905131
DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>41905131
Rolling to seduce.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41905131
Princess: tie up your savior in a net/cocoon and go home with our Betrothed.

>>41905154
(tie her up with the hair)

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41905131
>"Besides, on my planet, when someone saves a life from a carnal fate, so too must they must be repaid carnally."

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"Or perhaps we could share in her bounty," Cassiopeia intones, as she presses her lithe form against the man's barrel chest.

"Oh, my dear," he grins...

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"I'm afraid I don't like to share."

As he says the words, Cassiopeia feels a jolt of pain, and finds her knees go slack!

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"Take her to the dungeons!"

>>41905293
Those shockers must be explosively lethal when used on native borns here.

>literally cucked by fabio
well this is bogus

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Well, that was par for the course in Cassiopeia's game, but it was still a surprise to me! I thought for sure this guy was going to be a hero or at least a fop. I wasn't expecting a double-cross, but I figured this was a good time to park it for the night. I'll be back in about 10-12 hours and we can keep going. If you want to get a tweet when it resumes, follow @EndmanOfFuturon

>>41903179
http://alpha.bricklink.com/pages/clone/catalogitem.page?P=98348#T=C

Apparently it's a whip? I think I got them in a thrift-store Ninjago set.

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>>41905331

>>41905355
Poor old Cass can't ever get a break.

Will she ever get a competent and reliable sidekick who won't betray her?

>>41905373
Like a Space Cow she can possess?

>>41905355

I love those leaves made of minifig stands

Love when you do those overview shots

>>41900712
the block-god bless you, Anon.

>>41905721
What are those from?

>>41908024
The army man minifigures from a few years back (Toy Story 3 I think?) They came on little green stands.

OK, I'm going to go eat some sloppy joes and then we can start playing again!

>>41910032

\o/

Bump

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"A-hah-hah-hah! The hour of prophesy draws near! Those foolish heroes will never be able to stop me in time from summoning Zaldimar and enslaving the entire realm!"

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"Never say never, baby!"

"COURT WIZARD!"

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"D-uh, don't forget about us!"

"Fight Knight and Beach Ranger!"

"Give it up, Cheer Despot!"

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"I can't get a clear shot with all of those mind-controlled villagers in the way!"

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"D-uh, come out and fight like a man, lady!"

Hello, sudden genre shift

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IN THE TIME OF GREATEST NEED FOR THE REALM, THREE TALENTED STRANGERS WERE SUMMONED FROM A FAR-OFF LAND! EACH OF THEM IS GRANTED FANTASTIC ABILITIES BY AN UNKNOWN POWER!

THEY ARE... THE SPORTS CORPS!

COURT WIZARD! WITH AGILE MIND AND AGILE BODY, HE IS ABLE TO HARNESS THE STRANGE FORCES OF MAGIC!

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FIGHT KNIGHT! THERE IS ALMOST NO PROBLEM HE CANNOT PUNCH HIS WAY OUT OF!

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BEACH RANGER! ABLE TO-

"I can swim really well, right? Because I'm a lifeguard?"

NO, YOU CAN USE A BOW AND ARROW IN PRETERNATURAL WAYS TO-

"But I don't even like archery!"

WELL NOW YOU'RE THE BEST AT IT.

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"Get them, my loyal slaves! Kill the Sports Corps!"

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>41913270
Have the Court Wizard use a sleeping spell on the villagers.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41913270
Enchant an arrow so that it multiplies in mid-flight, allowing Beach Ranger to shoot all of the slaves at once.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41913270

Fight Knight punches Pitchfork Dude

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"Yo, I got this! Alaka-zap! Y'all need a nap!"

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"No! Get up! Get up, you worthless louts!"

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"Curse you, Court Wizard! You may have bested these hapless villagers, but you are not the only one who can use magic! Come, Fight Knight..."

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"... save your beloved Cheer Despot from the evil Sports Corps!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41913573
Punch the magic.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>41913573
DEFLECT THE MAGIC WITH PURE PUNCH.

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"D-oof!"

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"D-uh, get outta my head!"

"You love the Cheer Despot! You want to serve her!"

"D-uh, I don't, I mean, I does, I mean-"

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"D-uh, kill da Sports Corps!"

"Damn! Fight Knight's outta control!"

"Fight Knight, no! We're your friends!"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41914197
Beach Ranger slaps some sense into Fight Knight

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41914197
Beach Ranger looses a shot off at Cheer Despot while Court Wizard dispels the charm spell.

>>41913489
i'm crying over here

Rolled 5, 11 = 16 (2d12)

>>41914197
Beach Ranger, prove to Fight Knight that you're cuter than Cheer Despot.

Court Wizard, free throw her wand away.

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"Fight Knight, it's me, Beach Ranger! Remember when we had a crab bake on the beach last week and you-"

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"-Aaah!"

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"Yo, Fight Knight, snap out of it!"

"D-uh, kill da Sports Corps!"

"Yo, Beach Ranger, hang tight!"

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"D-uh, kill Court Wizard! Serve da Cheer Despot! D-uh, hold still!"

"Yo, Fight Knight's unbeatable in the ring..."

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"...so we gotta take out his manager!"

"No!"

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"Got it!"

"My staff!"

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"Yo, Beach Ranger! Catch!"

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"Uff! I got it!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41915396
Beach Ranger Charms the Cheer Despot with the staff.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>41915396

Smash staff on stairs

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41915396
Charm the Despot!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41915396
undo the charm of both the fight knight as the villagers

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"Here goes nothing!"

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"No, you fool! You can't!"

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>CRASH!

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"D-uh, what happened?"

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"D-uh, hey, where'd the Cheer Despot go?"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41915766
Pursuethe Cheer Despot using Scrying magic and homing arrows!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41915766
She's hiding behind the stairs, isn't she?

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"Well, dat's another victory for da Sports Corps, at least in my magazine!"

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"Whoa-!"

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"Fight Knight!"

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"Yo, he disappeared! And my faith-based magic doesn't work underground!"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41916205
inspect the little statue next to the wall

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41916205
Slam the wall as hard as possible!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>41916205
Wake one of the villagers and try to deduce what she was doing, where she was going, etc.

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"Yo, what's this?"

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"Whoa-!"

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"Court Wizard!"

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"Looks like it's up to me!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Beach Ranger does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>41916600
Shoot the wall and switch!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

check with the villagers if they know something usefull

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41916600
She falls back on her lifeguard training to save them.

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"Think, Leslie! What did they teach you about this in lifeguard school?"

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"At some point in your career, you might get summoned by some nebulous force of good, in order to do battle with various evil beings on a semi-weekly basis. If that ever happens, and you end up in some dungeon where people keep disappearing into the wall, there's only one thing you need to know..."

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"Forget about 'em! Don't even bother trying to rescue them, because they're gone for good and there's no way you can save them!"

>>41917600
Whelp, you heard the man. Time to go drink ale and spend gold on cheap whores.

>>41917600
Oh my god this class is worthless. How does a lifeguard even lose an eye?

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"No! That's not true! I refuse to believe there's no way to save my friends, no matter what Mr. Heirdahl thinks!"

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"Looks like it's time to make use of this magic arrow we found in the Glacier of the Goal Keeper!"

"'In deepest need, in dreadful plight...'"

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"'... help me see the truth alight!'"

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"Wow! A secret passage!"

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"Hello? Fight Knight? Court Wizard? Are you in-"

>>41917779
She's not the brightest, is she?

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"Whoa-!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Be right back, gotta go pick up a pizza

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>41917847
GO!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41917847
arrest momentum!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41917847
Use her grappling arrow to swing to the ground safely!

>>41900735
This sums up all Quest threads, really. But this one is especially bad in that aspect.

>>41918050
Aww did your roll not get used once because you made it ten seconds before he posted?

>>41914066
This is solid gold

>>41900735
>>41918050
This is quite possibly the worst quest to complain about that in. LegoQuest is the most player-driven quest I know of.

>>41918352
It also involves a lot of effort on the part of the QM, seeing as he has to set up the shots on the fly using the parts he has on hand to match player input.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>41917847

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"Yaaaa-"

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"-oof! Ouch, glad no one saw that landing! What the- what is this place? Where is everyone?"

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"Huh? Voices?"

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"Morbloks! I haven't seen them since the Isle of the In-Line Skaters! What are they doing here-"

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"Whoa! A solid-gold statue!"

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"And look who's about to get served up! Fight Knight and Court Wizard!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Beach Ranger does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>41919410
Shoot all the morblocks

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>41919410
she needs to disguise herself to avoid being captured like her friends.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>41919410
Scope out what's going on before attempting a rescue.

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"No matter, I'm sure they're in league with the Cheer Despot!"

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"Yo, I told you, we ain't the bad guys here!"

"LIAR! You come down chute, you work for Cheer Despot! She always come here, ruin our church service, enslave our people! We hate Cheer Despot, we hate her friends!"

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"Yo, what the-"

"AN ARROW! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!"

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"Guards! Guards! We are under attack!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>41920038
Fight Knight punches the chains to get free.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>41920038
The guards, responding to the threat of an attack, leaving the wizard and the knight unguarded. They come up with a plan.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41920038
Oh, geez, try to diffuse the situation, this was all a big misunderstanding!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>41920038
Smoke bomb!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>41920038
Sue for peace

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"D-uh, I can punch anything I can punch, but I gotta be able ta punch it first!"

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"There she is! I see her! Over there!"

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"Damn, these are some strong chains! Yo, Fight Knight! We gotta figure out a plan before Beach Ranger makes like a baby seal!"

"D-uh, okay! How do we do that?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Court Wizard or Fight Knight do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>41920495
Make out

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41920495
Court Wizard: move close enough that Fight Knight can punch your chains!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>41920495
Using his agile body, Court Wizard dislocates his shoulders and is able to get ouf of the chains.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>41920495
Court Wizard and Fight Knight need to combine into the Legendary Hero of Sports to escape.

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"Yo, Fight Knight! Try punching my chains-"

"D-uh, okay!"

"Wait, not y- oof!"

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"Yo,Plan B! Plan B!"

"D-uh, what's Plan B?"

"I don't know!"

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"She went this way!"

"Get her!"

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"Looks like I lost them, at least for the moment. Now, where the heck am I - huh?"

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"Yaaah! Scuttlepede!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Beach Ranger does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>41921226
Lure it back towards the whats-their-faces!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>41921226
Beach Ranger attempts to mount the scuttlepede.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>41921226
Harvest the web for later use, tank the monster, and check your inventory.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41921226
Holy sheet metal, batman.

Run, just run.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41921226
load 4 arrows into her bow and fire them all at once, hitting each eye

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"While the guards take care of that one, I will sacrifice the two of you!"

"Yo, Fight Knight, looks like this is the end of the season for us!"

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"Wha-?"

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"Yaah! Run!"

"Help! She has a scuttlepede!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever the Sports Corps do, please!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41921607
After rescuing Court Wizard and Fight Knight, Beach Ranger uses the scuttlebug to shot web and climb out of the dungeon.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>41921607
Make sports puns as the morbloks run away.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>41921607
Annihilate the opposition.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>41921607
Bite through the chains!

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"Yo, I'm free!"

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"Oof!"

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"D-uh, hi, Beach Ranger!"

"Yo, Beach Ranger! You okay?"

"I'm fine... no sign of the Cheer Despot, though."

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"Yo, Sports Corps! I hate to say it, but it looks like the mystery of the Caverns of the Cheer Despot..."

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"... is even deeper than we thought!"

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Oh, wow, that was a riot! I hope everyone else had fun, because I definitely did! Running this game is definitely in my top three favorite things I like to do.

>>41922340
Are those duplo blocks? How terrifying.

>>41922542
I did, it was awesome! Quite a change of pace from the previous quest, but it was fun. Will there be more sports-themed heroes/villains for the Sports Corps to clash with?

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Quite a few Easter Eggs in this episode, starting with Cheer Despot. Her legs are from the CMF Cheerleader, although the rest of her is a mix of various other things.

Court Wizard's head and torso are from the Lego NBA line from 2003. In a couple of shots >>41915283 and >>41915324 he has his special basketball-playing spring legs. It took me a while to find them, but I'm glad I did.

Fight Knight is mostly the CMF Boxer, although his head is different. The CMF Boxer's head has an alternate print of a black eye that was used when Beach Ranger got punched here >>41914581

Speaking of Beach Ranger, her torso and legs are the CMF Female Lifeguard.

Speaking of lifeguards, in the flashback to Beach Ranger's lifeguard school, the CMF Male Lifeguard was in the class with her. The actual CMF has a muscular torso, but I thought it would be funny if he had a gut, so I gave him the Sumo Guy torso that Polandbro gave me last month.

Finally, the lifeguard school teacher's head is Redbeard the Pirate from the classic Pirates line. I thought it would be funny for him to be teaching the class.

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>>41922562
Thanks, anon! I don't have a lot of other athletic-themed minifigs, but I have a couple of ideas!

>>41913952
It took me way too long to figure out a way to represent Fight Knight getting hit with this spell, so in the end I just stuck a bunch of pieces to him. In retrospect, it was probably not the best idea to choose trans-dark pink as Cheer Despot's signature color, because these are the only four pieces I have in that color.

>>41918331
Thanks, anon, I really like how it turned out. I had to remove his armor to let him hold his head, but in my imagination he threw his armor off in a fit of self-battling, then put it back on to attack his teammates.

The Morbloks appeared in the land beyond, or at least the souls of some of them did, in the most recent episode of Apprentice Quest. This scuttlepede probably isn't Skednan, but one like it appeared as the mount of the witch Shala in an earlier episode of Apprentice Quest. Skednan has spines on its back, however, so this one might be a variant subspecies or a mutant or something.

>>41923003
>a way to represent Fight Knight getting hit with this spell
That was actually the part of this story that I was most impressed by!

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>>41923073
Thanks anon! Glad it worked for somebody.

If you missed a game, most previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg along with all images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has a lot of info and is usually pretty up-to-date:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

and if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode pops up:
@EndmanOfFuturon

>>41908952
Thanks