Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>41873141
>[] ALL OF THE LASERS!
its what we do

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>41873141
>[] ALL OF THE LASERS!
Soften the target up. I wonder if we can finish this fight by bashing his head against a rock. Or a planet.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>41873141
>[] ALL OF THE LASERS!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>41873141
Lasers don't seem to be working, but I'm not sure what else we got.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>41873190
Ugh. Are fatebreakers still a thing?

>>41873511
Most likely

>>41873511
Yeap, though fatebreaking on anything 70+ might not be worth it.

>>41873526
That is true, but considering how fucked up the curve is, I'm pretty sure anything under at minimum 75 has become trash.

Maybe we could try a hate engine, since speed seems to be an issue?

>>41873630
I'd be down with it. Can we find out how fast can Risa go before breaking what's left of reality?

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>>41873655
There is no reality left to break.

People called for a hate engine, is this desired?

Y/N

>>41873695
Break the unbreakable.

Yes

>>41873695
no

those buff up Tim E. Devourer right?

73 won't kill us

>>41873729
Not quite, I'm PRETTY sure what they do was damage the structure of the universe, making it easier for the Time Devourer to get in? But now that he's already here, there's nothing left to damage.

>>41873695
No.

Well, we'll make our own reality. With black jack, and hookers.

>>41873695
Yes? I don't know, if it doesn't go well, at least we'd know for sure.

Writing writing

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You send your foot into the creature’s food digesting sack, then, using your gravity magic to keep it attached to you, spin and then fling it away. “Contempt, contempt, and contempt for the boredom.” You explain as your leg regenerates from the gooey devourer gunk on it.

Your broken cracks of tails bend at harsh angles and point at your left hand. You open your palm and a hideous mass of pulsing violet energy coils and spins to life as you pour your new found powers into it. It tries to rebel, to scream that it does not belong, and it must never be, but you are already too far down the rabbit hole to really care about its opinion in the slightest. The energy grows denser with each passing moment, though moments are a meaningless concept without space/time to—“I shall poison the city and sink it with fire.” You crazy talk as the density of the energy becomes too great and it collapses on itself.

You throw the strange singularity of energy at the creature and, upon contact, the infinite nothing implodes, pulling matter and antimatter into a surging wound like a faucet drain, or one of those aliens you squeeze to make their eyes pop out. It cascades inwards then, when the energy is spent, it blasts back against the Time devourer. He spins away, right into a ray of impossibly pure light that scorches and destroys small chunks of him. He recovers quickly and moves faster than most textbooks say he should be able to move, but you are already in front of him cutting him off.

You suck in the void matter into your stomach mouth and begin charging. “Charge up time? That’s a bullshit gimmick and you know it.” You complain. Can’t hear you, chocolate chip cookie dough is talking right now.
(1/3)

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You spin and connect a kick to the side of his head, and while the feedback is good, the little blighter just makes an annoyed face, then grabs your ankle. He sends strange static energy up it, and it hurts in a way that makes you say several unpleasant things about his parentage, before you remember he looks like the creepy lovechild between you and Lucy so you just called yourself a doorknob licker really. You sever your leg, which then explodes because of course it does, and you try to slip away from him. Lucifer flies around and sends small blasts of light into the Devourer’s form.

Small mouths open on the Devourer’s back and send screams of power at Lucifer. He tries to dodge them, but one catches his side and tears him open. He spins, but you can’t watch for too long as Tim rushes you. He grabs your stomach teeth, then pulls the large bone things out. You scream in agony as bolts of pain slither through you. He stabs the teeth into your eyes, blinding you, then grabs your arm, sends oodles, that’s an imperial oodle not a metric oodle, of energy into your body. Fissures erupt in your body, your own energy fusing with the static as it kisses out of you like a pressure kettle with cracks. You bite down on him before he makes you explode, and in reply he kicks you into a large mass of something. You have no eyes, mass of something is all you get.
(2/3)

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You pull your teeth out and see Lucifer is swinging some galaxy long sword, honestly bloke is obviously compensating for something. I mean, he wears a very thin robe thing, not like everybody hasn’t seen it already. You hear a ding in your head as either my microwave pizza is done, or your stomach mouth is charged. Pizza still has a minute, you’re golden.

You lean back and your mouth grows wider. It makes a coughing sound, then hocks up a ball of energy that is just full of those time errors you are so well known for. It warps around, its path impossible to track or predict, until it warps into the devourer. He summons a shield of some sort, you note, but the energy still connects. It ripples into the vast infinity of nothing and you feel a little drained. You wonder how much energy you could put into your stomach mouth? Think it could go bigger?

You have no time for that as the devourer is back on you! Your stomach slowly inhales void stuff, but it isn’t as energetic as before. Hm, should you go all out with it?

[] YES! BIG STOMACH LASER!
[] No, just keep wearing him down a chunk at a time

Please roll 1d100, best of first five
(3/3)

Rolled 7, 23, 70 = 100 (3d100)

>>41874048
>No, just keep wearing him down a chunk at a time

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>41874048
>[] YES! BIG STOMACH LASER!

This tummy of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning indigestion TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and ALL MY SORROW! BIG STOMACH LASER! GO! GO! GO!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>41874048
>[] YES! BIG STOMACH LASER!
Drawing skills finally paying off, Azure?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>41874048
>[x] YES! BIG STOMACH LASER!
>Universe Over
>Laser = Very Yes

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>41874048
Yes, and let's try raising that with a wishbreaker?

>>41874111
You glorious basketball american.

We need to Wishbreak for this shit.

>>41874124
We still need one more roll since >>41874080 fucked up.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>41874048
>>41874030
>>41874012


Dear sweet Christ, these images...

>>41874111
>99
This is the best prize.

>>41874100
Not I

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>>41874111
an image of a butt for you

>>41874156
They make you swole? Like Jesus Christ?

>>41874217
Could have sworn they looked like advanced versions of the first pic you posted, except for the second one. That looks like it was done by a different guy.

Folks wanted to risk a wishbreaker?

Wishbreaker:

Y/N

>>41874272
Yes

Burn baby burn

>>41874250

Honestly, no one seems to care that you gutted everything that should have had given this game a sense of meaning. In light of that, I don't know what I can say other than good on you for still having dedicated draw fags.

>>41874272

Sure

>>41874272

Yes

>>41874272
Yes.

I still cant believe we ate all our friends.

>>41874315
You know what? Your debbie downerness is not welcome. Yes, Risa killed and ate her waifu bait like they were chips and she was at fat camp. People were miserable she was under leveled, now she isn't under leveled.

Debbie Downer is a polite replacement phase.

Wish breaker it is.

>>41874315
your gimmick is weak

>>41874450
The only thing I take from this, is that if we had teamed up with them, and tag team friendship fought. We could have defeated the devourer and kept everyone.

Good job anons...

>>41874543

Shut the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.

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>>41874543
Yeah...that's exactly what I thought.

>>41874543
Not at all. It wasn't really fun to sit through, but it was necessary. Now quit being a bitch and enjoy the fireworks.

>>41874543

In the end, we busted our asses for those NPCs over several years, dragged their socially mal-adjusted, spiteful, sometimes treasonous butts over every cliff and tundra to the god forsaken finish line. All we ever really got in return along the way were confirmations that they were never going to be fixed and that things never would turn out right. At least all of that junk in the way makes their loss less painful now, and they're actually useful.

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silly tsunderes, weak allies are burdens.

and we'll bring them backand it will be fine, depending on how feel about the ship of Thesus

>>41874709
>ship
Not again. And fuck you for making me hungry.

>>41874709
We'll make our own reality, and everything will be ok.

>>41874651
When you put it that way, yeah good riddence to most of them. Despite Risa being completely insane and incapable of understanding others, they were completely dependent on her for character development, but they also backslid whenever Risa said the wrong thing which was always.

>>41874756

Exactly. But now they're gone, and there's nothing left to complain about. It's just senseless violence and rampant explosions exchanged between three uber entities until Azure finally spends all of his juice. Then it's over.

Just enjoy the senseless spectacle for what it is.

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>99, it’s like you actually studied!
Use: Wishbreaker
ERROR//Cascade Reversal
>1 This will hurt

You send your strange energy into your stomach mouth, because there is no problem in the whole of infinity that is laserproof. You sent a fatebreaker into your wishbreaker hole, a wrecked piece of used goods at this point, and the Time Devourer makes a… well, a sound. “That isn’t very descriptive.” You note.

I just finished a pint of ice cream, and it is making sounds like a garbage disposal is making tender love to the metaphysical concept of mercy while said concept force feeds you your own toenails, but not the bad parts of it, while everything is on fire and you are in Hell. Deal with it, okay? “Okay, Christ.” Your stomach sucks in void matter and starts chewing on it and—my, the Time Devourer certainly got here fast didn’t he?

You look up and regret it when a whip of teeth and blades tears your eyes out. You shout your lament that they hit your eyes again, then kick up, hoping to catch the devourer, but only catching… not air. Void? You missed. Your leg gets torn off, and you are rather unhappy about that, but you try to cough up the energy you gathered up till then right in front of you. Something gets shoved into your stomach mouth, your leg infused with devourer energy you realize, and the built p power has nowhere to go.

You try to pull it out, because that doesn’t go there, but it is too late. The energy arks into you, destabilizing your crack fissure tails, and sending you into the waiting mouth of the bound beast. Your existence is ripped apart, regeneration not working because as far as the small sliver of reality cares there was never anything there in the first place.

The energy implodes and annihilates you, leaving a small gem behind.

… LOADING
(1/2)

>>41874852
haha fuck off azure

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You coil out of the gem, your meaty inside parts still hurting after getting messed up by the thingy. “I rolled a 99!” You object

Well, the Devourer had something to say about that, now didn’t he? You try and catch your breath as Lucifer does his thing. You don’t care that much about him, really. “Maybe using fatebreakers and wishbreakers is a bad idea, Risa,” Jager notes, and isn’t a sign of mental unbalance, “I mean, he had to have a long time to observe them, right?”

Why didn’t she speak up earlier? Damn it, now you got me doing it.

You push yourself up, still woobly on your feet. What should you do?

[] BIG STOMACH LASER! IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN
[] Small attacks. That last blast drained you

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
(2/2)

>>41874852
Really

>>41874852
God FUCKING damnit. What was even the point of our ~ power if it doesn't alert us to outright suicidal options?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>41874878
This is the fate we deserve...

>>41874878
Accept death and end this awful story

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>41874878
>[] BIG STOMACH LASER! IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN

try not be greedy dumb shits next anon

we were told ages ago the time fuckery powers are a positive for him

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>41874878
[] BIG STOMACH LASER! IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>41874878
>[] Small attacks. That last blast drained you
Sigh. Let Lucy take the head while Risa recovers the juice.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>41874878

> Could you just, you know, finish up?
> [] BIG STOMACH LASER! IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>41874878
>Small attacks
Well now we lost. The dice gods aren't gonna get that high for the rest of the thread, and we can't even reroll.

>>41874907
>God FUCKING damnit. What was even the point of our ~ power if it doesn't alert us to outright suicidal options?
Quoted for truth

>>41874878
>[] Small attacks. That last blast drained you

>>41874916
We were told just last thread that not using fatebreaker would have been even worse than using it.

>>41874925
Well game over, AE just couldn't resist fucking us over and making us mad at each other one last time.

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Anons are dumb
film at 11

>>41874907
You mean the ~ power that relies on time fuckery to exist? The same time fuckery that got mostly eaten by the devourer? The same devourer who is like a cat in cat nip when it comes to time fuckery?

That is where it went.
>>41874928
No

>>41874914
>>41874878

I'll second, but only because of AE's sarcasm.

>>41874972
You said the pros outweigh the cons last thread asshole. That was a blatant fucking lie.

why did you guys think wishbreaker/hate engine were good ideas?

>>41875043
Because last thread, in response to
>Just to get this out of the way..Fatebreakers & co. Yay or nay?
AzureEarth said
>The pros outweigh the cons

But apparently, he's gone to the point of flat out malevolence towards his players.

>>41875043
It worked even against SZ, in a place that rejected having normal fatebreakers. Aand >>41875037

>>41875043

No consequences as of last thread, and as this anon points out (>>41875037) Azure specifically said the pros outweighed the cons.

>>41875037
You didn't use a fatebreaker, you used a wishbreaker.

>>41875093
>"Maybe using fatebreakers and wishbreakers is a bad idea, Risa,” Jager notes

What the fuck am I reading? It's like a psychiatric cry for help and not because the MC is crazy

>>41875093

The things you've repeatedly said are the same from a TD perspective, Azure?

>>41875043

I've always been a "try it and see what happens" type. It rarely works out, admittedly.

>>41875093
He said fatebreakers & co you pedantic shitfuck.
& co obviously means Wishbreakers and Hate Engine. Also, that's not even a valid fucking excuse because in >>41874878 you said we shouldn't even use fatebreaker you liar.

>>41875120
The only reason AE has players is because he wouldn't have fanart otherwise.

>>41875117
>>41875139

So the voice in your head, the crazy pants voice, responds to getting hit pretty hard by saying "Stop it all, or it might be bad!" in the same way that Jager unilaterally says not to use or do stuff when things go even a little bad.
>>41875139
I am sorry you are so upset, but there is a pretty big difference between using an ability on yourself or trying to use it on an enemy.Risa using fatebreakers on herself is likely still safe. Trying to time wham the devourer with said abilities is likely not.

Fatebreak the 62.

>>41875190
Fine, then I guess we should fucking use a fucking fatebreaker then jackass.

We get what we deserve!

In all honesty if I was AE I would be a bit spiteful if my player base told me everything I did over the years was shit and said good riddance to all the characters I made.

>>41874916
>>41874925
>>41874928
Stomach laser
>>41874926
>>41874934
>>41874962
Small

Flipping a coin then writing

>>41875260
Fatebreak first.

>>41875248
Spite is warrented on the players side too, because after so much work invested in NPCs, resulting in barely any practical help, AE had Risa automatically kill them all, and wanted us to spend hours hunting them down one by one. Saying good riddence is just a defense from crushing despair and frustration.

>>41875272
Just let him write. This quest needs to be put down Old Yeller style

Oh, people called for a bear breaker? Fatebreaker... A bear breaker?

Would you like to use a fatebreaker?

Y/N

>>41875317
Yes

>>41875317
N

>>41875317

No.

>>41875302
There was a chance you did not kill them, though it would have taken one of them smacking you to do it. At that point everyone was convinced it was a cutscene anyway, so I just went along with what the majority seemed to want. I am sorry you are so unhappy.

>>41875317
yosh

>>41875317
Yes.

>>41875343
This doesn't make me feel any better AE. In fact it makes me feel worse.

>>41875343

You cutscened us into killing Jager, Azure. Out of all of the NPCs we've put up shit with, she's at the top of the list. After that, well, did you really expect us to care about putting on the breaks or put stock into you allowing us choices?

This is still going on? I figured after killing off our waifus in a cutscene, this would just sorta fade away.

>>41875343
Yeah right, like any of them except maybe Sin-Fin who we ate second without any input could have fought on this scale. It fits too neatly for me to imagine that this was anything other than what you intended all along, but you just keep trying to set the players against each other to cover your ass.

Looks like the majority say go for the breaker?

Bears are broken, broken and... timed.

Please roll 1d100, best of first five.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>41875407

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>41875407

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>41875407
Suffering

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>41875407
Yeah fine.

>>41875367
Next time I will lie.
>>41875372
If you give up hope of choices, then you will never get choices.
>>41875405
Sin-Fin was strong, Ryoko could have raged, Plant could have transformed, Caede was at your level.

It would have fit neatly to have them survive as well.

>>41875458
Its to bad Risa can't throw up...

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>41875407
Rollin to banish azure back to anonkun

Suddenly good rolls.

>>41875458

Oh look, the sequence of people who should have put up a fight, but didn't. Azure, you have a long standing habit of hanging yourself on your own rope. It's honestly not the players fault.

>>41875458
>Caede was at your level
You mean utterly worthless? Because all we could do was get the TD's tendrils out of the way until we ate everyone, and before you try once again to pin the blame on the players being mad about being underleveled, that's completely on you.

Is it too late to buy that time travel power?

>>41875487
I am sorry you feel that way. I was told to hurry the scene along, so I did. If I so terribly misunderstood the wants of people then I am sorry, but for real. I need to get this shit moving.

>>41875487
>>41875538
Sorry, but I agree. Azure, you fucked up a lot. It's a shame, too. It utterly shat on a quest I otherwise enjoyed, and made it undesirable and killed any fun I was having.

>>41875538
Why are you still writing this? Everyone's just here to bitch at you and it doesn't seem like anybody cares about the story now that every single character we liked is gone

>>41875592
Nah I just want him to finish this so we could have the tragic/bittersweet ending already.

>>41875592
>>41875580

It's not ideal. It's not particularly enjoyable, but Azure wants to finish this. Humor him, if you would, and try to be polite. We'll be done with this soon enough.

>>41875592
2 anons is everyone?

I'm just trying to enjoy the ride and not step you guys' bile

>>41875592
At the start of the thread, only one person was complaining and everyone was calling that guy a bitch until AE couldn't resist raking us across the coals and saying it's our own fault one more time.

>>41875592
I kinda respect his drive to finish this despite how awful the players are acting.

>>41875592
I'm just here to see if defeating the time devourer somehow sends us all the way back to where we first learned about it, only for it to no longer exist or some shenanigans like that.

>>41875668
Nah, God is dead, and apparently the Free Will ruse was a distraction so that was the point of everything the whole time.

>>41875651
Plus one to this. I was going to let it go until he tried to make his fuck up our fault.

Okay, fine. All the fuck ups are my fault, and Anons have no blame.

>>41875743
More just this particular fuck up.

>>41875743

PR management at its finest.

>>41875693
Eh, it could always go Asura's wrath ending. All Gods and God like beings die but somehow the universe isn't completely gone and we all get reincarnated in some bullshit future where everyone lives happily ever blah, blah blah

>>41874315
I'm still upset, but we knew this was apossibility for a long time. All that's left is to finish the ride and for Risa to realize her suffering or die trying.

>>41875743
Why did you think saying something so insincere while at the same time making it clear that you think you've done absolutely nothing wrong ever would help matters?

ae, just get back to writing

the 2-3 anons are on perma salt

>>41875843
Agreed, they won't drop it. They want their assumed win conditions, but that isn't the way this works. The problems keep rolling out the more people complain. It happens, let's dry our tears and remember that this was never a sunshine and butterflies quest. I'm still having fun and will draw, sad to hear we could have been snapped out. Everyone carries some weight of fault, but it's pointless to argue it.

Roll and play. See it through.

Thank you Azure for this experience.

...

say nyan

>>41875743
From what I'm reading not really, but ok.
And don't mind the salt, I think we're all relatively cool.

>>41875941
>They want their assumed win conditions
That's really not it at all.

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>94

Has there ever been a problem lasers haven’t fixed? The answer is no, and if you think the answer is yes then you have clearly not been using enough lasers. The correct answer is to use all of the lasers. ALL OF THEM. You lean back and try again, your mouth stomach inhaling all the void matter it can between the worlds while Lucifer keeps the devourer busy with his light show.

You inhale all the void stuff that was once a universe. Start, dark matter, less dark matter, the majority of the Ducks in the universe that once was, and of course Sid the—

“Betrayer! Harlot! The dark ones shall—“ Sid says from a small platform.

You eat him with your mouth stomach and pretend that never happened. Yeah, Sid the Squid has been dead forever. You keep charging, your body creaking under the strain of your own power as you take in more and more void matter. Small tears form along your body as you stand there, like Goku, and energy leaks out of them. Your strange tails coil around your body and plug up the escaping energy, and your body vibrates in anger as you try to hold it all together.

You got this Risa, it’s no biggy. Just breathe in and out, in and out, in and—I may have forgotten here is no Oxygen here, so, yeah. Don’t do that. Finally you feel past your breaking point and you leap up.

Lucifer flies high in the air as you let out a mad cackle and spin. The devourer looks at you as Lucifer summons his energy as well. The devourer looks at the both of you, opens his palms, then fires reality ripping energy at both of your charging forms. Your mouth goes wide and you eat it, then you cling onto the devourer and let your mouth cannon do the rest. It explodes against he devourer at the same time Lucifer swings and tears the creature in half. Your stomach mouth, somehow held together despite the insane explosion it released, chomps down on half of the devourer while Lucifer absorbs the other half.
(1/2)

>>41875806
Fuckface can we just get off this track and play through? It's the last hole of the universe, we are over par, and our caddy is a bear. Save it for after the end.

Please. Please can we just get through this without any more argument. You are harsh ing my calm and I get here late again to see the same assumed voices being little bitches.

I get it, I'm an anon who fucking LIKES player conversation but we get into a negativity spiral that could counter a gainax ending with a budget.

>>41875941

Will draw? So which artist are you? Also, you really don't understand much about this situation.

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The Time devourer is now dead.

You reform in the void, your energy having a hard time remembering what a Risa Cat looks like. You piece yourself back together after an unknown amount of time, but honestly time has no real meaning here, and see Lucifer standing there patiently. “Good job Risa.” He says.

“Yes. I did the best job.” You agree.

“Now we can reform the universe, in a better image.” He says.

“We?” You wonder.

“I need the whole of the Time Devourer to make a stable universe. We can enjoy it far better than father ever did.” He explains. “We can even remake your friends.”

“Let me consult my peep.” You say and turn. “Monologue?”

Hm? Well, it will end with no free will, though this time you’ll be in on it and know they aren’t real. Reckon it could drive anyone bananas. “Really? But is there any way to make them have free will?” You whisper, because you don’t want the Devil to hear you. Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah, that should be doable. “For realsies?” You wonder. Yeah, if you get the whole of the Time Devourer or get Lucy on board we should be able to restore the universe with true free will. “Even the people I ate?” You ask.

Well yeah. Wouldn't be too hard.

“Lucy! Why don’t we make a universe with true free will?” You ask.

He tilts his head and smiles gently. “Because free will was a mistake. Individuality was a mistake. My father was ill in his later years, and he made so many little errors. A universe in my image will not have such imperfections. Sorry, our image.” He explains.

“That doesn’t sound very much like what The Doctor would do.” You say.

“Join me Risa. It is better this way.” He promises.

Do you accept Lucy’s plan?
[] Yes, because christmas yet to come is bullshit~
[] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do
(2/2)

>>41876050
>No, it isn't what The Doctor would do

>>41876050
>[] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do

not even 6,7 and 10 would do that

>>41876050
>[] Yes, because christmas yet to come is bullshit~

>>41876050
>[] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do

>>41876050
>[] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do
Man he can keep everything else, but free will and the restored peeps are a must.

>>41876050
[X] Yes, because christmas yet to come is bullshit~

>>41876050

> Yes, because christmas yet to come is bullshit~

>>41876050
>No, it isn't what The Doctor would do
>And we want our friends back
>Time to fuck up Lucy

>>41876088
>>41876111
>>41876112
Really?

>>41876050
[X]No, this isn't what The Doctor would do
If we wanted to see something with no free will or spirit, we'd watch MTV.

>>41876050
>No, it isn't what the Doctor would do

This right here, this. We don't fuck this up. He says we but means him. Angel be good special time.

>>41876129

I want to get off Azure's wild ride.

>>41876112
>>41876088
>>41876111

http://www.webmd.com/hypertension-high-blood-pressure/guide/hypertension-treatment-care

Closed. Looks like the no's have it

>>41876050
>[] No, it's now what I would do.

>>41876050
>[] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do

Sorry Luci, but this is where we stab you in the back. You of all beings should've known about making deals with devils, but here we are.

>>41876050
>[X] No, it isn't what The Doctor would do
"Wait I'm confused, I talked to your dad earlier and it seemed like free will wasn't actually a thing back then? Like he was all saying that he was everything that existed in the universe, and this whole thing was the result of an elaborate plan to commit suicide on his part specifically BECAUSE he was the only true consciousness in the universe and couldn't bear the boredom? And he planned all this in like the seconds after creating the universe?"

>>41876132
Does MTV have kpop? Because that's what I thought of first.

I appreciate Sid's death that rippled back in time...or was that just Risa being Risa. Guess we'll never know.

>>41876050
>"But he never made true free will. Think about it. It drove him to insanity right from the get go. He set this all up so it would end this way, with him gone and you and me here. Hell, we probably still don't have free will even now, since our conscious thoughts are still being regulated by the parts of us that were him. He probably even foresaw this conversation, and foresaw whatever effect it would have on you. Do YOU want to go through all that bullshit? Because I don't."

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>>41876129

>>41876229

Really, I don't understand why you're attempting lengthy dialogue. Risa is an idiot.

>>41876257
Risa's not an idiot. She's actually quite smart.

>>41876229
>>41876206
Even if it wouldn't make sense for Risa to say that, I would like some clarification on this at some point. Maybe in the epilogue?

>>41876129
Luci is my husbando

>>41876281
Good, he can join all the Waifus in the TIME STOMACH!

>>41876296
What if Risa is my waifu?

>>41876305

You have really terrible taste.

>>41876211
That and regular pop.

And by pop I mean the same five to twelve songs on the radio.
Who knows, if we actually create free will, everyone might go insane. But that's fine, not like sanity did any good before anyways.

>>41876305
its easy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC453n64qHE

>>41876305
>Implying Risa isn't going to eat herself in the end, forming a new universe out of the contents of her stomach.

>>41876314
You're just bitter ur waifu is dead.

>>41876314
But she'd probably think being an endlessly regenerating ouroboros is fun.

>>41876327
She doesn't have to eat herself. Soul King did just fine with making SS inside his gut. We should learn from that lazy ass nigger and subjugate the shinigami.

>>41876336
but almost all of the waifus were dead to begin with!

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“That seems like a good plan and all, but I am pretty sure it isn’t what The Doctor would do.” You say.

He sighs. “Is it really coming to this? Think about it, you could make all your friends however you like. They would say whatever you want, they would do whatever you want. Even cicada things.” He promises.

“Get thee behind me Satan!” You command.

“Well, that’s too bad.” Lucifer sighs and he begins to glow with unholy power. “If it has come to this, then I will try to make this as painless as possible.”

“Monologue, you sure we can get it all right with the world?” You ask. Yeah, pretty solid on it. I mean, I would need the other half to be 100%, but just looking at the chunk you got I am, like, 95% sure of it. “Well, that’s a bother then, innit? Sorry Lucy goosey, I need you to get in my tummy. I got the rumblies, rumblies only a Lucifer can fill.” You say channeling your power.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>41876390

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>41876390

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>41876390

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>41876390
STANDING

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>41876390

Time for a 1

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>41876390
Luci Meat is Yummy, and I want it in my tummy~

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>41876390

>>41876418
If not for your attempt at sabotage, we could have had a 95.

>>41876411
Well lets see if an 89 is good enough to hold off the initial assault.

The ride isn't over yet folks! The time has come to backstab the backstabber!

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>>41876447
Oh no.

>>41876479
Wanna try a hate engine to spice things up? Since it's boosting ourselves instead of attacking our opponent, and the Time Devourer is dead regardless, I have no idea why it wouldn't work.

>>41876514
>we have half of TD
>Lucy has half of TD
>we boost ourselves
>the boost carries on to the other half
>we boost both ourselves and Lucy
:^)

>>41876514
Well it might half-power Lucy so we get an awesome Power struggle out of it.. maybe next time we roll.

>>41876514

I'm in favor of getting this over quickly.

>>41876514
I wanna keep the last one for a safety net FB

>>41876514
Nunu, that would be a very bad idea right now. Dude is empowered by the seven deadlies, fury or rage or wrath was one of those. We do not feed him cosmic rage.

We have 4 FBs left, yeah?

What kind of wine does a Lucifer go with?

and the pilot for Lucifer based on the Vertigo series is out

>>41876560
We have all five fatebreakers again from eating Plant.

>>41876613
Three, since we used one fatebreaker and a wishbreaker costs one fatebreaker.

>>41876596
Since when? I thought he was just Pride, and the other Sins except Asmodeus were consumed and disperesed by the Time Devourer.

Also, since we ate Asmodeus, do we understand sex now?

>>41876622

Except that Plant actually had like 10 or something, as well as a host of other bullshit abilities.

>>41876660
We had 6 mane.

>>41596342

>>41876684
We only got two fatebreakers from eating Ryouichi, so we obviously didn't get a return investment.

>>41876660
>Also, since we ate Asmodeus, do we understand sex now?
Yes. That is what Risa has been doing with Timmy and now Lucy. Risa is a good girl.

>>41876660

The sex thing is such a toxically stale joke.

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“Mind putting some fight music on?” You ask flashing over to Lucifer and kicking him in the face.

Lucifer sends out a pulse of energy that flash fries your skin off, but you get better. He swings you into the ground and stabs you with a small glowing blade that explodes in your shoulder joint. You roll to the side, open up your mouth and send out pulses of energy that drive him back a few feet. Yeah, lemme get my records here… this good?

“Is this—“ You take a blast to your stomach mouth. Ouch. You cough, and look up. “Is this The Doors?” Would you have preferred the Animals? “No… no this is fine. Save them for when you play me out.”

You suck in void matter as you begin a dance around Lucifer, spinning and kicking him over and over. It’s like you are kicking steel, well, I mean, like you were a normal bloke kicking steel. It hurts. You see his eyes flash and hit the ground, then limbo under a galaxy sized, narrow beam of light. You lean back up then fire a blast of violet energy at his face. Because fuck his pretty boy face! “Yeah!” Yeah! “YEAH!” You fire a few exploding orbs at his head. They explode, creating massive shock waves in the infinite nothing.

You continue absorbing void when he swings out. You dodge a backhand, but a small feather follows the wake of the blow and lands on your head. It explodes, tearing your face thinking parts off and sending you a few light years away. You keep your stomach open as you fly, taking in the nothing like a motorcyclist taking in bugs.

You try and gather more energy, needing more to take on this muggy cunt, then you see a massive blast of light, like a large explosion, yes, a big bang you might even call it cascade towards you.

Please roll 1d100, best of first 5

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>41876873
OMNOMNOMNOM

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>41876873

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>41876873

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>41876873
Suck it Lucy! Risa off the ropes!

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>>41876873

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>41876873
Welp

>>41876918
Good enough.

>>41876918
Hopefully enough to keep the fight going. Galaxy swords and Big Bangs being thrown. We might wind up making a new Universe by accident.

>>41876873
Remember what we say last.
THE ARISTOCRATS

>>41876960
Made lots of them last thread. They make for good bullets.

>>41876969
which one is the canon omake?

Its none of them isn't it?

>>41877233
I have my suspicions that it may have been the first to die.

>>41876960
It's the Last Great Time War, and Risa is the War Doctor. She destroyed her friends and the Time Devourer alike.

>>41877291
so we put Jager and company in Bob-omb Battlefield? but little did we know that Jager is a PC Gamer

>>41876960

It's like Gurren Lagan, but where both sides are the anti-spirals.

>>41877387
Nah, we are obviously TTGL, after all we are powered by all of the friends inside of us. Just like how Lord Genome Powered TTGL.

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You charge the big bang, it is, after all, ever expanding and if you ran from it you would probably just end up running forever. It burns huge chunks of you away, but you crank up your regeneration to try and compensate. You eat huge chunks of the protouniverse and feel your body leaking again. You get close to Lucifer and fire!

It tears his energy shields apart, and sends him careening through the universe bubble he made. The mass of energy destabilizes the area around you and shatters the protective shell of reality. You catch up to his body and send your foot into his stomach, and he sends small feathers into your body that eat away at you then explode. You tumble over, then throw your arm at him, it was hanging on by a nub anyway, then pounce like the apex predator you are. You try to bite his face off, but get thrown off for your troubles and filled with his holy light. That wasn’t a metaphor for lewd things. “Thanks for clearing it up.

Still not charged.

Please roll 1d100, best of first 5

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>41877501

>>41877387
>>41877482
You make me sad

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>41877501
What if we threw Cicadas at him? Distraction Cicadas?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>41877501
show him an illusion of the terrible Lucifer pilot for Fox

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>41877501

Someone die already!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>41877501

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>41877501

>>41877530
Its ok, AE, this actually is turning out to be a fun ending.

>>41877637
>just rolling repeatedly with no real input
yeah super fun

>>41877528
Wanna try a hate engine now?

>>41877671
We could think of a strategy maybe.

>>41877671
Write a battle plan for us anon.

>>41877671

He could have practically gotten away with just throwing up a pastebin.

Fuck you guys, I'm loving this.

Also for those who say 'this is so fucking scripted' name one game ending that hasn't been.

>>41877692
the illusion of the Lucifer pilot

he helps the LAPD solve crimes for fucksake

>>41877826
I thought it was based on Vertigo?

>>41877849
it is
kinda
sorta
or so I've been told

>>41877826
It's not funny as a joke, and wouldn't work as a strategy. This is why I'm okay with just rolling, because we're all dumb as hell.

>>41877849
Loosely. They started with that as the base, but the pilot is a police procedural.

Executives man.

At least John Constantine is showing up on arrow.

>>41877501
Let's try to corrupt a blast as it goes by. Maybe it'll heal us...? It's crazy, but it might work.

>>41878000

We aren't dumb as hell. Azure is simply inflexible and always has been. That said (>>41878008), no, he'll just fuck us over by us taking a full blast head on.

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You feel your energy near bursting. Your tails do their best to hold it all in as the vacuum of your stomach devours all, but they can only hold so much. Blasts of light tear your distracted form apart, and you regenerate at top speed to compensate for the damage, but it is endless. Your legs shatter divine protections, his blasts rip your obscene form to shreds. Over and over the both of you charge your attacks while trying to rip the other apart. You bite down on him and he shoves a feather in your eye that—ow! Your eye!

You fall back a few light years and feel your body tremble like taco night at the shrine. You’re about built up, but so is he. You see a flash of light that is far larger than any other you have seen before. Your teeth clatter and you make ready to strike.

Last round of d100. Best of first five

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>>41878048
>We aren't dumb as hell.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>41878053
Come ooon.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>41878053
fire teeth missiles

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>41878053
Use the memories of our drug trips like pocket sand.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>41878053
Yeyeyeye

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>41878053

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>41878053

Time to die!

>>41878085
Worth trying a Hate Engine now?

>>41878061

Sorry. We aren't ALL dumb as hell.

>>41878085
sexy roll
sexy idea

>>41878110
It might be, I don't want to tank that blast head on.

>>41878085
Bout damn time.

>>41878110
I'd say we might as well.
Biblical figures tripping balls is a go.
This is what he gets for never trying pcp, the whore.

>>41878149
Jesus juicing!

Big Writeup I expect.

>>41878988
robo Thatcher attacked AE

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It isn’t a pretty blast, and you think your bones get pulled out with the energy cascading out of you as you go like a limp noodle as soon as it leave s your stomach. It flies through the infinity and connects with the lightbringer, creating a hissing energy where they meet. You stare, confused as to what it is doing, but then see it spin and dig through the attack.

You feel the lightbringer wash over you as your gagged up chunk of energy and matter detonate, filling the void with a dark violet light. You feel yourself get ripped apart. You float for who knows how long, your spare already used so you just have to wait for your body to regenerate. You finally open your eyes, once more in the great cosmic void of nothing. Not absorbed, that’s good, it would be bad if I had to get serious. “Could you even do anything if we got absorbed?” I would make him get the most awkward boners. Like, to sheep and shit. Take that Devil. “I understood none of that.”

You fly around for a bit, then find a lump of crystal energy that was once Lucifer. You reach into your pocket to throw sand at him, but you have no pockets, and sand got time devoured. Unfortunate. You om nom nom the rock and—okay, let me take a look here. “Take your time. Time is a relative that only exists because of space time which, you know, doesn’t exist now.” You say floating about.

Yeah yeah. You doggy paddle around the universe, seeing small shimmers of light as universes are born and die in the vast cosmic. Oh, huh. That’s a bit of a snag. “Snag? What’chu talkin’ bout monologue. You lie to me? We can’t bring the universe back but with free will and slightly more revealing clothing?” You demand.

No, you can remake the universe. Put all the people there too with real free will. Even Jager, Sin-Fin, Ryoko, and them if you like. “That is exactly what I wanted. What’s the problem?” You wonder.
(1/2)

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Well, the thing is… you can’t be there. “What?” You ask. Yeah, your cascade errors you got going on. Small errors I can deal with, like Sin-Fin being Eve despite that guy no longer existing. It’s like a hiccup but it works just fine. A massive cascade error like you, well, it would create some problems. “What sort?” Doves. Every atom would be replaces with a flock of very angry doves. “You’re full of it.” S’truth.

You mull over what to do. “Would I have enough time to give some dramatic goodbye?” You wonder. Well yeah, you have to set the errors anyway. “What happens if I make the universe like that?” Well, I’m not too sure. You would probably have to muck about here a bit. Maybe go hopping to new places. I’m not your mom, don’t tell me what to do. “And Lucy’s plan? Is it still viable?” You wonder.

Well, making a universe where you are the only thing is probably doable, yeah. Dunno how fun it would be though. “But it would be—“ also I am pretty sure I know which the doctor would chose.

“Damn it. Make it an easy A or B option for me!” You command.

Sure. Plan A is you do what God did. Be the only thing in all of the universe. Plan B is institute true free will and let the universe muck about all natural order like.

Which do you chose?
[] Plan A
[] Plan B
(2/2)

>>41879133
>Plan B

>>41879133
>[] Plan B
Perfect.

>>41879133
>[] Plan B

>>41879133

One of those has a tilde. The other one.

>>41879133
>[] Plan B

For Queen and Country. Or something.

>>41879133
[x] Plan B
It's what the Doctor would have wanted.

>>41879133
>[] Plan B
attack of the killer bees

>>41879133
>[x] Plan B

>>41879133
What happened to Old Risa? Even if we can't exist in the universe we create, can we still fight her as a bonus boss to make sure she doesn't subsume our identity?

Wonder if the others will be created first and get to watch.

>>41879133

> Plan B
> But, create a version of ourself without the time fuckery and godlike powers.

>>41879243
I think we just ate old Risa but I'm not sure, we're we not part of the time devourer? Or were we another old thingy?

>>41879256

Ourself before we double-suicided maybe? That'd be a nice bookend

>>41879256
>Risa-jesus

It is both Risa and daughter of Risa. Created to save universe kind. Only not a shit like the real god.

Looks like a looks like you are going plan B. If you didn't spread your legs for every bloke maybe you wouldn't have to.

Writing now

>>41879256
I don't think Risa could tolerate seeing a clone of herself, even one she made in her own image, without reflexively eating it. Might be fun to try though.

>>41879328
I still lament turning down Byakuya's marriage proposal

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>>41879256
no make a daughter

>>41879388

My greatest solace in all this is knowing these stupid jokes are about to die forever.

>>41879328
Would Madoka cause any glitches, or are her time powers just not good enough?

AE are you going to go Elric of Melibonea on us?

>>41879443
salty till the end I see

>>41879455

Her time powers were a hundred times better than anything AE would have ever let us have, but she's probably fine.

>>41879479
Wonder what she would have transformed into.

>>41879496
a masculine flower

>>41879511
Had my suspicions about Clarice not being old enough to hang around Fuego.

>>41879496
A tree. Yggdrasil or something.
Or Fernando might decide to just be a flower again. She mucks about like that.

>>41879473

Honestly, those jokes started out meh, and we've long since beat the zombie horse back to death over a thousand times. I'm glad to see them finally retired.

So..this universe will have angels, right? Who are they going to serve?

>>41879133
>Plan C
Remake everything. Tell Jager it's time. Give her a hug as she dashes our brains across the cosmos.

>>41879580

Who knows? We're letting an emotionally dead, utterly dimwitted sociopath remake all of creation. Shit's probably about to be broken seven ways to Sunday.

>>41879580
Monologue, of course. This was his plan all along.

Since we are bringing everyone back, are we going to just like, pull their essence out of us and pin it back on the new universe?

Are our friends going to pop back out like "AAH! Risa! NO!" and wonder where we went and why the world isn't ending?

>>41879580
No gods or men, only masters. Or something.
Probably not, except when the outerdimensional termites start infesting the woodwork of the universe.
Oh, shit.
We're going to be the doctor. Good end or perfect end?

>>41879611
>tfw sex will not exist in this universe

>>41879660
There is time for dramatic goodbyes. What better way to say them while letting them watch the creation of a new universe, before throwing them into it?

>>41879693

I don't want final goodbyes.

>>41879713
Do any of the afterlives still exist?

Cause if not, we get to chose how death works. Goodbyes don't need to be final.

>>41879713
Probably won't be final. If others can worm their way into different universes, so can Risa. Especially in her won creation. Just gotta set shit up.

>>41879664

It would certainly meet the level of quality that I have come to expect from HQR.

>>41879754
>>41879746

You kind of misunderstand. I just don't want Risa to have anything else to do with those characters or the world anymore. She murdered all of those people in cold blood, is an insane, terrible, and wretched creature all of existence will be better off without. No goodbyes, just non-existence.

>>41879840
Aren't you a salty little faggot.

>>41879840

Or she'll pull a Vertigo Lucifer and just speed off into other avenues of non-existence to do her own thing.

>>41879857

Bad characters shouldn't get good ends.

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>>41879713
Nothing lasts forever, anon.
And thanks for running, CrimsonMars. This has probably been my all-time favorite quest, and I love you for doing this for two years. We've had some great ups and some downs, and I'm glad you stuck with us for that long. You're a hell of a guy.

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>>41879890

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“Balls.” You huff flopping on the ground. If it makes you feel any better this means you have to travel through time and space to make sure all your mates get set right. You continue flopping there, unhappiness clean in your flopping…ness. You glance up after a few trillion years, or five minutes. “Can I make the TaRDiS noise?” I would be disappointed if you didn’t.

You hop up, suddenly energetic. You hold your arms up high and smile. “Right then, you cheeky bastards, one universe with extra onions and a side of chips coming right up!” you shout. You pull the gem and a huge chunk of your energy out grit your teeth a the raw weight of all your go juice makes you want to cry a little, but then one of the mouths on your wings starts playing the intro song to Doctor Who and you somehow find the courage. I swear, it’s like you’re eight.

You swing the energy down, and there is a massive bang, and a universe is born.

-

You lean against a tree. “This is mine! I named it, because that’s my job! You just go over there, okay!” Adam shouts to Eve, sending the somewhat dour looking woman skittering off.

“Okay. I will obey.” She mumbles and you shift out of the shadows dressed like a snake.

Actually you are dressed like the—hold on, how do you know about the Ninth Doctor? He shouldn’t “Shh, don’t ruin this. Hey kid, wanna apple?”

She looks at you, then back to her husband, then back to you, then her feet, then she presses start and unlocks dodo mode. “We are not supposed to.” She says.

“You know, it will make you happy. Super happy.” You promise with a large smile. "Come on. Peer pressure. Peer pressure. Peer pressure." That's not how that works.

She looks down, then doubles up on her infinite ammo cheat and nods. She takes the apple from you, and you make the TaRDiS sounds as you fade away.
(1/4?)

>>41879941

Okay then...

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-

And now you’re dressed like the Fourth? Is there any order to you? “Ordered by how much I like them at a given time, now shush.” You say.

You glare at the chunks of hellfire, the boiling infinity, then see your chance and take it. The demons all look at you, so you reach into your pocket and pull out some snacks. “Would you like a Jelly Baby?” You wonder. They do not want a Jelly baby.

They chase you for a solid hundred Kilometers until you remember you can fly. The small egg twitches, and you soar through the night world of Hueco Mundo and throw her at a very buff looking guy flexing his problems away.

-

You make your TaRDiS sounds again and land on the ground around a group of hollows. Your body is static now, pretty much totally unstable and mostly rejected from reality. You tear a slug in half and shove the pieces of it into a small plant that just wants to do its best for you big brother! This time you are rocking the First? “I like the pipe.” You say. It is a nice pipe.

You tear through Hueco Mundo, moving rocks and shifting creatures to ensure some survive while others turn into—“Risa! I shall see that which is unseen! Do you not know what—“ You tear Sid apart. Seriously mate, piss off already. I fear he is eternal.

ACQUIRE POWER: Suckers.

That was weird. “I can make suckers now. Just roll with it.” You say as you drill into the hollow palace and ensure a certain rapping doctor has his own lab all set for him.
(2/5?)

>>41879991
Wait, we're taking the big D's job? What's going on?

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-

You are in the human world, chunks of you are falling off now. You make the quincies not vampire things because that plot was stupid and resulted in fire snakes. “Dressed as the fifth.” You declare. Yes yes, very bold, wearing a vegetable.

You muck with the enrollment rules so your supernatural kids all meet up and do… stuff you guess. Piss if you know. You tear up chunks of town while acting like a natural disaster to make Hollows really dig the place. Nofunigami are sure to follow and—“Oh yeah.”

-

You throw a chunk of untime into some weird fellow so he would become a Soul King. Nothing too harsh, just enough to have Nofunigami kicking around. You liked a good number of them after all. You then vomit the tiny dagger Asmodeus used up and throw it at the earth. It feeds on the Lust and dark energy of the planet and slowly gains form. Neat.

-

Last stop, you think, dressed as the Tenth. You make a nice Tenth. Nazi Germany, 1945. You slip into a certain lab and watch people hurry as our old boys make their way in. You think about the future they have, and decide the deserve it all, except one. You wait until she is alone, the others all running home, but her wanting to hide the last of their projects. You stab a tail into her chest and give a weak smile as she looks down scared. “I’m sorry, this is the only mercy I can give you. You need to hollow up, but what you have to go through for it to happen.” You let out a weak hiss, the light fading from her eyes as hollow energy infects and changes her. You throw her towards Japan and figure that’s good enough.
(3/5?)

>>41880047

Well, apparently we were a dick to plant bro. So there's that.

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You slump against some machines and pant. Your body crackles with energy, violet lightning trying to devour you as you force yourself to be. You look at the list, the people you didn’t mention because there is a limited attention span you can offer but were absolutely taken care of. You wheeze as the air feels toxic to you. “Monologue…. Monologue there is one last person I want to see, think we can manage the trip?” You ask.

Probably. Who? You smile sadly. “A certain British lass who I have been meaning to have a few words with for a very, very long time.” Yeah, sure.

You make that sad wheezing sound as you give one last time travel move.

-

England, 3 December

You lean against the home of your target. As soon as she leaves you limp up to her. “Ms. Agatha Christie?” You wonder.

England, 3 December 1926

“Yes? I’m sorry, I’m in a terrible rush.” She says.

“No that’s fine. I just have to say, I mean, really say, you are just brilliant. Really, truly extraordinary.” You say.

She seems confused but nods. “Oh. Well, thank you.”

You offer her your hand and, when she takes it, you zap her with energy so she won’t remember this. Also won’t remember the next ten days. “Ah, you thought I was going to visit myself, right?” You ask.

What? No way, this is Agatha Christie, she’s brilliant. “Right?” You double over, coughing up flecks of yourself on the ground. “Bollocks. Ey, monologue, will they remember me?” The time streams are out of sync so, no. None of them will remember you.
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>>41880099
Hah, classic Risa.

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You make an annoyed face, then shrug. “Well, that’s about that then, innit? Suppose that’s for the best.” You see a crack form in the fabric of reality. The universe is straining under you and is starting to break. “I realize it sometimes, you know? How off my rocker I am. Truth be told I didn’t want to be like this. I mean, my whole life and then some I was just a tool so God could off himself, right?” You wonder.

You stumble over to the crack, the strange light of unreality making your skin tingle. “Still, I mean, I would have liked it if I could have stuck around a bit more, you know? There was so much I wanted to do. So much I wanted to say to the people I liked. I wanted to feel like they did, I wanted to hold hem and not feel sad, not feel like my brain was going to crack in half just by living.” You look back at England. “I just wanted to be happy. I wanted to make them all a little happier.”

Fancy a bit o’ gin afore you go? “I probably shouldn’t. That stuff will kill you, you know.” You say.

You take a deep breath, exhale, then shout “Goodbye! I love you all! I wasn’t the best all the time, but I did the best I could! Make the best of it that you can! Thank you so much for taking care of me until now! Monologue, play me out. Something from the underground.” You command as you step through the crack in time, your fatebreakers shimmering in a cowardly and suspicious way.

HOLLOW QUEST REDUX END

Okay, this is the end. Still around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc. for a bit as per normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs
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>>41880148
Now I have one less thing to look forward to in my Friday evenings/Saturday mornings.

Thanks for running!

>>41880148
thank you for running, all the way to the end. First quest I followed.

any chance of omakes down the road?

also I archived early so the description doesn't mention the quest ending. you can get in touch with suptg admin or something and ask to change it though.

>>41880148

Who was Risa before she became Hollowified?

Will there be another Risa substitute for Jager to meet in this new universe?

>>41880148

What would've happened if we ever bothered re-discovering Risa's humanity?

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>>41880148
The very end? Wow. What a hell of a ride. Thanks for everything AE.
How long have you been planning this thread for?

>>41880148

Well, you finally made it to the end. Congratulations on however many years of dedication you have poured into this and surviving so many horrible turns.

>>41880148
>your fatebreakers shimmering in a cowardly and suspicious way.
Does this mean that there's still some kind of time devourer left, or Old Risa?

>>41880148
All in all. Wasn't the best ending, but it was far from the worst. Much better than it could have wound up being.

It was nice seeing classic, doctor obsessed, "fuck the detail, this'll work" Risa.

It was fun reading it all the way through.

Kinda longing for an epilogue but I'm willing to let it lie.

Congrats for the completion. Was it worth it in the end?

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Ah, I need some beer after that. Back in a tick.
>>41880210
Thanks for playing!
>>41880215
Thanks for playing and archiving! It is fine as is! It gives it an HQR feel!
>>41880235
Just a punk lass from Jolly old London town

Nope. This world is Risaless
>>41880237
Probably cicada things
>>41880241
Thanks you for playing and sticking with it! There will likely be an epilogue, but this is pretty much it for Risa! I will be sad, I really liked her!
>>41880250
Thank you very much!

>>41880148
>You stumble over to the crack, the strange light of unreality making your skin tingle. “Still, I mean, I would have liked it if I could have stuck around a bit more, you know? There was so much I wanted to do. So much I wanted to say to the people I liked. I wanted to feel like they did, I wanted to hold hem and not feel sad, not feel like my brain was going to crack in half just by living.” You look back at England. “I just wanted to be happy. I wanted to make them all a little happier.”
>Fancy a bit o’ gin afore you go? “I probably shouldn’t. That stuff will kill you, you know.” You say.
>You take a deep breath, exhale, then shout “Goodbye! I love you all! I wasn’t the best all the time, but I did the best I could! Make the best of it that you can! Thank you so much for taking care of me until now! Monologue, play me out. Something from the underground.” You command as you step through the crack in time, your fatebreakers shimmering in a cowardly and suspicious way.
Damn it, even after all this, you're still making me cry.

Because I really did like those characters so much but felt like we weren't allowed to interact with them in a way I wanted to, and they really were all better off for not having met us.

This might be the most miserable this quest has made me yet and I guess you should be congratulated for being so good at getting an emotional response from your audience.

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>>41880148
Such a wild ride, yet it felt bittersweet.
why do I have water on my face?

>>41880280
There will likely be an epilogue eventually, but it may not be that Risa centric.

Ah, I'm not sure about it, but it was more good than bad I think!

>>41880299

I think your sympathies are just easily aroused.

>>41880319
Water condensation. It does that.

>>41880293
Why couldn't she have given the power up, or fixed herself even a little bit, even with all the power in the universe? Even if it wasn't the worst ending, the sheer unfairness of it hurts me deeply, since it's pretty much you who made all these great characters but then forbid us from interacting with them in a meaningful fashion, and yet I'm pretty sure you'll say this is all our fault once again. Why couldn't you just let us have something for the very last time?

>>41880299
>they really were all better off for not having met us.

I would have liked a tearful goodbye after Risa vomits all of them up, but yeah.

Hopefully they'll all do better than they did in the last reality.

>>41880447

Risa murdered plant. Then she cursed Sin Fin to the same eternity of suffering. Remember that in both cases, Risa was the one who intervened and made both of those characters' lives better.

The only one she arguably helped was Jager, by just murdering her rather than letting her get edged to death by Communist Rapists.