>>41869759
Hi Kato!

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>>41869759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm77VCkf_do

You look in the direction of the approaching Saiyans. Clenching your fists, you look to Parsley. "THAT Vegeta?"

"HE'S HEADED HERE WITH HIS FOLLOWERS. LOOKS LIKE GOKU CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION." she replies with a roar. "HE'LL TRANSFORM SOON."

"NONE OF US CAN STOP HIM IF HE DOES..." Daikon adds in an almost defeated tone.

Your monkey boy friend lets out an apologetic... whine? Or something like that. He then looks to you, trying to verbalize something, but just seems to roar incoherently. Looks like he hasn't quite figured out how to talk in that form, yet. Well, can't blame him for it, he IS still new at this. You telepathically try to see what he's saying... 'Hard... talk... sorry... you... okay, M-Maple?'

Goku...

>A. I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused...
>B. We should get outta here
>C. Stay and fight!
>D. ...no moon, no giant monkeys
>E. Clothes Beam some shades onto the apes, get ready to throw out a Solar Flare
>F. Something else?

>>41869770
>A.
>E.

>>41869770
>>A. I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused...

And ask the company's opinion about
>D. ...no moon, no giant monkeys

>>41869770
>>A. I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused...
>E. Clothes Beam some shades onto the apes, get ready to throw out a Solar Flare

'I am going to blind them when they show up, these Scouters will help you from being hit too.'

'When they get blinded use your mouth beams on them, try to sweep and catch as many as you can.'

>>41869770
>D. ...no moon, no giant monkeys

>E. Clothes Beam some shades onto the apes, get ready to throw out a Solar Flare

>>41869791
I'll second this. If they're forced to fight in normal forms, then Goku and Maple should mope the floor with them in Kaio-ken.

>>41869770
>>D. ...no moon, no giant monkeys

Sorry, but sometimes need to do something drastic to win.

How bout

>Giant shades
>Solar Flare
>One Oozaru Beam Volley while we Kamehameha the moon.

We'll get to use our Oozaru's for a round while they won't be able to.

>>41869770
>A. I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused...

>D. ...no moon, no giant monkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7KWykbYNqs

Archived!

>>41869770
>A. I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused...
>E. Clothes Beam some shades onto the apes, get ready to throw out a Solar Flare
>"Do you think fighting this Vegeta would help you learn control?"

>>41870007
Thanks, anon!

So, guys, 4d20, DC is 10. Best of 5.

Rolled 7, 5, 14, 8 = 34 (4d20)

>>41870085

Rolled 10, 12, 10, 5 = 37 (4d20)

>>41870085
4?

We're rolling for everyone?

Rolled 15, 3, 7, 15 = 40 (4d20)

>>41870085

Rolled 9, 19, 4, 18 = 50 (4d20)

>>41870085
pew pew pewww

Rolled 7, 11, 9, 12 = 39 (4d20)

>>41870085
all 1s

>>41870094
>>41870098
>>41870102
>>41870103
>>41870139
Oooh, better than expected. Writing...

15, 19, 10, 18

>>41870153
The highest for the third one is 14 though.

>>41870153
Wrong
15, 19, 14, 18

>>41870185
>>41870195
You're right, dunno how I missed it.

>>41869918
There's gonna be a lot of Naked Saiyans if we're successful.

>>41870215
That's what CLOTHES BEAM spam is for.

>>41870215
Also I know it doesn't mean anything since the past is the past, but in this simulation we just saved a lot of Tuffle lives on this night potentially since Saiyans lose their Oozaru advantage.

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>>41870230
Or did we?

>>41870256
If he knew how to do that though, then he wouldn't have to wait 8 years.

>>41870256
I think he learned that after, but don't quote me on that.

>>41870240
That's it. We'll clothes beam fighting gis for our side and bunny outfits for their side.

>>41870293
We have clothes, don't worry.

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>>41869770
You smile at Goku. "I'm fine, monkey boy. You're doing great, just keep focused."

Goku wags his tail at you happily and lets out a grunt. You then sense the other Saiyans approaching... and the strongest one out there now seems to have a Power Level of 100,000. Vegeta, you presume. Daikon howls, taking a stance. "I CAN HOLD HIM OFF. GET OUT OF HERE!"

You grit your teeth... and then a thought occurs. "...if we try to destroy the moon, then the other Saiyans will also lose their transformations."

Parsley and Daikon look at you like you just suggested exploding the ocean. Goku... seems to get distracted by his tail. The older Saiyans look at each other, then at you. "...YOU ARE THE STRANGEST TUFFLE WE'VE EVER MET."

"Look, I've got a plan. I'll blind them all with a special technique I have, then you guys fire off a volley of energy blasts while they're distracted. After that, I'll destroy the moon." you explain to them. Seems sensible.

"...THE ABSOLUTE STRANGEST. WHAT KIND OF TUFFLE HAS SUCH POWER?" Daikon howls out dryly. "...WHATEVER. DO YOUR THING, KID."

(cont.)

I wonder if we'll meet that other, handsome Saiyan?

>>41870328
We should just go ahead and tell them our PLs.

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>>41870328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ZeTlbv2mA

All right, step 1! You quickly CLOTHES BEAM some sunglasses on all the friendly Oozarus. They're confused by it at first, especially Goku, but they seem to trust you well enough. Step 2! You head away from them and confront the approaching Saiyans, several dozen of them, in fact. As they spot you, they all seem to give you confused looks. "The name's Maple Mahogany, and believe me, monkeys, you're not hurting any more Saiyans or other Tuffles while I'm around!"

"...TUFFLE?!" one seems to roar.

Step 3! "SOLAR FLARE!"

All the giant monkeys are disoriented and let out roars of pain, shielding their eyes. Didn't see THAT coming! "TUFFLE, WHAT TRICK IS THIS?!"

Last but not least, step 4! You fly off behind your allies, and give them their signal. Three titanic beams of energy escape from their mouths, sweeping across the enemy Saiyans, as you power up a Kamehameha and... blow up another damn moon. Another one. Just... this is nuts. But damn if it isn't the best plan you've ever thought up.

Parsley, Daikon, and Goku all revert back to their normal states, the man and woman quickly going for their clothes as... Goku almost passes out from what seems to be exhaustion. Uh... crap. You fly down and Clothes Beam his outfit back on him, then help pick him up. Your Saiyan allies look at you with a bit of confusion. "...you actually did it. What the hell kind of Tuffle are you, kid?"

>A. The strongest Tuffle in the universe!
>B. No time! Let's get out of here!
>C. Get ready to fight any Saiyans left
>D. Something else?

>>41870359
>"Is that a kind of food?"

>>41870343
> implying he won't meet YOU and make lil' goku feel jealousy for the first time in all of dragonball.

>>41870367
"A Tuffle from Earth"
Give Goku a Senzu
>>C. Get ready to fight any Saiyans left

>>41870367
>A. The strongest Tuffle in the universe!
>D. Give Goku a Senzu

>>41870367
D. the tuffle that pulls out vegetables.

>>41870375
Sayians had basics of technology taught to them, they know how scouters work.

>>41870367
>A. One of the Earthling variety!
>D. Give Goku a Senzu Bean!

>>41870367
"The one who lifts."
>C. Get ready to fight any Saiyans left
Give Goku a Senzu.

>>41870367
Wait, are there giant Oozaru-sized sunglasses lying around?

>>41870411
This is before Scouters were even invented. You currently have the only Scouter on Planet Plant.

>>41870425
Yes.

>>41870411
After tonight, probably.

>>41870437
>This is before Scouters were even invented. You currently have the only Scouter on Planet Plant.
Someone has some required watching to do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y74OmwqLiyw

>>41870367

I'll second these: >>41870398
>>41870423

I wonder if the King's gonna pull an Arlia and drag those moon chunks down on cities?

>>41870367
>A. The strongest Tuffle in the universe!
>D. Heal Goku

>>41870394

Backing this.

>>41870367
>>A. The strongest Tuffle in the universe!

>>41870479
This is 6 years before the Saiyans started their actual war on the Tuffles. 6 years before Scouters were invented. In-quest, at least.

>>41870554
You mean tonight isn't the Tuffle Genocide? Now I'm disappointed!

Does our tuffle knowledge include the average powerlevel of tuffles pre genocide and the av pl of saiyans?

>>41870657
Are power levels affected by gravity?

>>41870657
We were the strongest tuffles ever at the start of the quest.

>>41870688
Strongest living Tuffles at least, ghost Izumi could kick our asses.

>>41870698
I wouldn't be surprised if Izumi was the ONE tuffle to use ki and martial arts while the rest relied on tech.

I wonder if Ghost Raichi has a bunch of macaroni pictures of him holding hands with the two tufflings?

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>>41870367
You do a little spin, Goku still in your arms. "A Tuffle trained on the planet Earth! Trained to become the strongest Tuffle in the universe!" Aaaaand pose.

Parsley and Daikon give you a blank, confused stare, as Ruta flies over to you all. "...the ABSOLUTE strangest. But I guess strangeness is a good thing, in this case." the Saiyan man comments.

You then help Goku down a Senzu. "Come on, buddy, can't sleep on the job just yet..." Goku's eyes open.

With a yawn, he asks, "...d-did I do good, Maple?"

"Damn right you did, Goku." you reply with a pleasant smile. Parsley has a telling grin on her face, but you choose not to react to it.

"...well, they'll be here soon. You guys ready to fight them?" you question the two Saiyans, stretching a bit, Goku doing the same.

"...you actually intend to fight them?" Daikon asks, crossing his arms.

>A. Of course! Gonna finish what we started and beat them!
>B. Long enough that it'll drive them off
>C. Ask someone a question
>D. Something else?

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>>41870759
>A. Of course! Gonna finish what we started and beat them!

>>41870759
>D. I'll try and create an opportunity for Goku to fight King Vegeta. If he gets beaten in front of his followers, that'll demoralize them!

>>41870759
>B. Long enough that it'll drive them off

We still have 7 senzus. 3 on us, 4 on Goku. We might be able to win by attrition if we play this smart.

Hell yes, finally caught the good Dragonball quest as it happens.

>>41870759
>>a
>With a side order of "if things get too hairy, I'll keep 'me off you, Monkey Boy. Let me do the heavy lifting this time."

>>41870838
>>keep 'em off you, rather

>>41870838
>I'll keep 'me off you
how lewd

>>41870863
Also Tripfag fail

>>41870838
>Let me do the heavy lifting this time."

Nah we work together using whatever opportunities we give each other.

>>41870759
>>A. Of course! Gonna finish what we started and beat them!
Prep them Spirit bits.

>>41870759
>A. Of course! Gonna finish what we started and beat them!

Also, can we use Kaio-ken x3 without dying now? Goku could probably do it since he's even stronger than he was during the canon Saiyan Saga, but that could be due to Saiyan biology and stuff.

>>41870759
>A. Of course! Gonna finish what we started and beat them!

>>41870932
You could, but it'd exhaust you completely and leave you vulnerable. Goku's not as experienced as you are with it, but he could manage it if he got desperate enough.

>>41870886
Oh, no doubt. Maple's got a heroic streak a mile wide, though, and Goku's just stabilized from being a oozaru. Whether or not he actually needs the help, Maple seems like she'd offer.

>>41870969
Got it. We'll save it for a beam clash in case Vegeta tries to blow up the planet out of spite.

>>41870999
He isn't Freeza, anon.

...good to keep that in mind, though. Be careful.

We should train our kaioken to be able to give less intense buffs for the sake of sustainability. 1.5 times the power is a lot more manageable.

I wonder if using it for prolonged periods of time could acclimate you to it, like what goku n gohan did with super mode.

>>41871047
Our heart's gonna explode eventually, may as well go nuts with it.

>>41871047
what about super kaio-ken?

>>41871016
>implying the best z-soul, "I'll turn you and your planet into space dust!" shouldn't be taken literally

>>41871047
Goku was supposedly using Kaioken x20 for most of the Frieza fight. He had it down so well you couldn't even see the aura

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>>41870759
"We gotta stop them somehow, finish the job, or at least drive them off. Of course we're gonna fight." You look off in the distance. Their numbers have dwindled, now there's only... let's see... 20 of them, 9 with Power Levels of about 3000, 6 at about 4000 or more, 4 between 5000 and 7000... and one at 10,000. "...Goku, that strongest one, it's probably Vegeta. Think you can manage against him?"

"Sure!" Goku responds happily. He does a little flip, anxious for the fight ahead.

"Hah, you really are a Saiyan, Goku." Daikon comments, taking his own stance. "...Parsley, get Ruta out of here. I'll fight with them."

"I'll head back as soon as Ruta's got cover." she responds. She tries to grab hold of him, but the little Saiyan boy... runs over to you?

The boy hugs you, and then Goku, and in a sweet voice asks, "Be safe." He then runs back to Parsley, and the two fly off.

A few minutes pass as you and Goku power up to full, you yourself prepping a few Spirit Bits as Goku gets his Power Pole ready. Not time to be holding back. On the cliff side, there you see him... the Saiyan who claimed the title of "King." The one who orchestrated the genocide of your people. Vegeta. ...heh, guess there was a point to "meeting" him back with Darkness. "YOU!" he howls and almost spits as he points at you. "You DAMNABLE Tuffle! Do you have any idea what you've done?! Oh, I'm going to enjoy crushing the life out of you! You and that TRAITOR to the Saiyan race standing beside you!"

>A. I stopped you, that's what I did! We're not going to let you carry out your plans!
>B. Don't respond, just attack (who, how?)
>C. Something else?

>>41871322
>>C. Something else?
"You know my dad was wrong about a lot of things, the people standing with me are proof of that. But he was right about something. You, King Vegeta, Piss. Me. Off."

Kaioken attack Vegeta and Phantom Shotgun him into Goku then start working on the others with Spirit Bits.

>>41871322
>>c
>>"The two of us together can take you, Veggie! Prepare to get plucked!"

>>41871322
>You must be that Virginia guy. Imma deck you in the shnoz!"

>>41871322
>"You're the one killing your own kind! YOU'RE the traitor!"

>>41871322
>C. Blow him a raspberry

>>41871376
>>41871322
This, do one of those DBZ 'Punch them really hard in the gut' things and use the shotgun from there.

>>41871322
>C. Kiss Goku on the cheek just to piss him off even more

>>41871322
>>41871412
Seconding like there's no tomorrow. Also, could we spank our ass at him in an afterimage?

>>41871322
>You DAMNABLE Tuffle! Do you have any idea what you've done?!

I blew up the moon? I changed the battlefield conditions?

It looks like I also turned you into a pillar of salt. Strange, I was not taught magic like that yet.

>>41871322
>"Nah, nah, nah-nah nah! Pbbbbltt!"

2d20, DC 12.

Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d20)

>>41871665

Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d20)

>>41871665
If we roll 1's, our taunting would backfire on us hard.

>>41871665

Maple and Goku vs Pillar of salt.

Rolled 12, 2 = 14 (2d20)

>>41871665

>>41871665
Dice+2d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41871665

Rolled 19, 14 = 33 (2d20)

>>41871665

Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)

>>41871665

>>41871692
NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41871665

>>41871705
Oops I forgot a second die, here it is.

>>41871724 Maybe you should roll everything from now on.

>>41871724
...does it work that way?

>>41871724
...Okay now the question is if Kato will count that as my roll, fourth in line, or if it gets disqualified for halfing.

Pretty pretty please?

Rolled 2, 20, 7, 5, 12 = 46 (5d20)

>>41871692
>>41871694
>>41871697
>>41871712
>>41871719
Goku, Maple. Well, the good news is, Veggie is going to feel this one, at first.

>>41871724
So close...

Let's see...

>>41871777
>that 20
That better be Daikon

>>41871777
Oooooh!

Writing...

>>41871777
big numbers

>>41871777
Trips were 20

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>>41871322
"Oh, an idea on what I've done? Well, I blew up the moon, thwarted your plans, and am now going to deck you in the schnozz!" You stare him down. "And YOU'RE the one killing your own kind! You're the traitor, Virginia!"

His eye twitches. "The name is VEGETA! Oh, and I won't stop with just you, Tuffle! When I'm done with these COWARDS, your whole race is next. The Saiyans will dominate this planet, as they rightfully should!" Cheers from his followers surround him.

You glare. "You know my dad was wrong about a lot of things, the people standing with me are proof of that. But he was right about something. You, Vegeta, Piss. Me. Off." You and Goku glance at each other and nod. Tranquil... surge... "KAIO-KEN!"

(cont.)

>>41872149
KAIO-What?

>>41872149
Kaio what?

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>>41872149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAcnujeKqb0

"Kaio-whaAGH!" Before Vegeta gets the chance to even react, both you and Goku have landed your fists right in his gut, the blazing auras of the Kaio-ken surrounding you. Reacting quickly, you also direct your Spirit Bits at the surrounding Saiyans, basting them aside and giving Daikon the opportunity he needs to go to town on them. In the brief moment you can glimpse it, it's readily apparent that Daikon is more than just strong, he's actually SKILLED. He's using proper martial arts, defending and attacking as best he can, even with the group of Saiyans around him.

Still, focus. You build up ki in your fist while it's still planted in Vegeta's gut, and with a roar of "PHANTOM SHOTGUN!" you blast him point blank. Vegeta goes flying, but you and Goku catch up, pummeling him hard before he touches the ground. Goku sends him flying back with his Power Pole, hitting him in the gut, and you chase after, but your Kaio-ken fades right as you catch up. The Saiyan spots the opportunity and takes it, quickly grabbing you by the neck and striking you in the face with his free hand, then landing a couple blows to your gut.

"LET HER GO!" Goku roars at him, but stops as Vegeta holds you out in front of him.

"Take another step and I separate her head from the rest of the body!" he howls, his grip on your neck tightening.

>A. Taunt Vegeta
>B. Try to escape, use telekinesis or an Lightning-enhanced Geist Magnum
>C. Full power, one more time! You can pull off one more Kaio-ken before you'll need a Senzu
>C. CLOTHES BEAM a BADMAN shirt on his face!
>D. Something else?

>>41872183
>CLOTHES BEAM a BADMAN shirt on his face!

There are 2 C's there by the way.

>>41872183
>C. CLOTHES BEAM a BADMAN shirt on his face!
Then
>C. Full power, one more time! You can pull off one more Kaio-ken before you'll need a Senzu

>>41872211
>>41872183
Woops, sorry

>>41872183
Use telekinesis to pry his hand off and escape, bending his fingers painfully back in the process. Try to break both of the fucker's hands (bonus points if we use our knowledge to do it in a way that would be hard to fix for healing back in correctly)

>>41872183
>>A. Taunt Vegeta
"Taking hostages? So much for that pride of yours."
>C. CLOTHES BEAM a BADMAN shirt on his face!
As he responds
Then
>C. Full power, one more time! You can pull off one more Kaio-ken before you'll need a Senzu
Throw him off you into Goku

>>41872183
>>D. Something else?
LIGHTNING FLASH SURPRISE

>>41872183
>A. Taunt Vegeta
>"Hiding behind a little girl? Now who's the coward?"

>>41872183
>c

>>41872259
If he survives, he wont be able to punch without pain, and he'll have a Hell of a hard time holding onto things.

>>41872183
Huh if he kills us Goku will probably go Super-Sandwich
Not to mention we won't actually die.

How come several of these people are stronger than Nappa?

>>41872183
>>C. Full power, one more time! You can pull off one more Kaio-ken before you'll need a Senzu

>>41872183
>>41872270
Seconding.

>>41872183
>>C. CLOTHES BEAM a BADMAN shirt on his face!

Hi kato and questers

>>41872338
What was Nappa's power again?

>>41872335
Anon...

>>41872338
Saiyan elites, fighting for all their lives. One of the 4000 PL dudes IS Nappa.

1d20, DC 16. Best of 5.

>>41872338

Much larger population. 8 years before the tuffle war started, before attrition from the war and serving the PTO.

Nappa was a general, leader not a foot soldier. So he may not have had the same power as the Kings Royal Guards.

Maybe he got stuck doing paper work too much?

Likely Kato is also pushing for a better power level spread. If none were 4k+ may as well largely be scrubs.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41872434

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41872434
pls

>>41872428
4500

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41872434

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41872434

No whammy

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41872434

>>41872434

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41872434
gotta tuff it out

>>41872464
>>41872434
I know it wasn't linked but can we take it?

>>41872464
That was close...

>>41872464
everybody cross your fingers

>>41872480
We probably shouldn't. Some medicine tastes bad.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41872434

Rolled 8, 17, 3, 3, 12 = 43 (5d20)

>>41872464
Tuffle luck breaks through once again!

Let's see...

>>41872507
AttaMonkeyboy

>>41872480
If this gets people to start remembering how to dice properly, I'm fine with failing.

Rolled 5, 19, 12, 19, 16 = 71 (5d20)

>>41872507
Nice, nice...

Last one...

>>41872556
Nice

Oh yeah, Vegeta's still naked.

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>>41872183
"Taking hostages, h-hiding behind a little girl? S-so much for your pride, Saiyan. S-seems... y-you're the coward now..." you taunt him as you gasp for air, his grip tightening even harder as he glares furiously at you. "A-and... you have some bad f-fashion sense t-too... CLOTHES BEAM!"

"Clothes w-AGH!" Before he can react, Vegeta's face is covered with a pink BADMAN shirt, confusing the hell out of him, and loosening his grip just enough.

"KAIO-KEN!" You telekinetically start to open his hand, and then manage to get out completely. You back up, your blazing red aura still flaring, and you decide it's finally time to pull out a trick you learned from Master Roshi. "LIGHTNING FLASH SURPRISE!" You fill the enemy Saiyan's body with a powerful blast of electricity, pinning him down. As soon as your Kaio-ken fades, Goku uses his own Kaio-ken again, and strikes Vegeta right in the jaw, sending him flying.

You take a moment to catch your breath, rubbing your neck. Goku gets beside you. Both of you are exhausted, and should down a Senzu soon. You look back at Daikon, who's still holding off most of the Saiyans. However, three of them seem to notice you and Goku and grin maliciously at you, a man with a Power Level of 7000, another with one of 5500, and a woman with a Power Level of 5000. They break off from the group and move towards you and the monkey boy.

(cont.)

>>41872675
I wonder if we'll get to screw around with Bulma's shrinking device.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVUpfLUrJbA

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>>41872848
"Well well well, what do we have here?" the woman inquires. "The kids think just because they slammed Vegeta's face into the dirt, they're going to have time to relax? Hahahaha! You dumb brats."

"I want the traitor boy." the stronger Saiyan demands. "Either of you want the Tuffle?"

"I bet they're pretty tasty." the woman responds, stepping forward.

"Hah, normal Tuffles are probably too weak to be tasty, but I bet this one's just strong enough to satisfy some hunger..." the weaker male Saiyan comments, doing the same.

>A. Senzu, now!
>B. Engage the Saiyans on your own, Goku, handle Vegeta!
>C. Let Goku deal with them, get back to Vegeta!
>D. Something else?

>>41872866
>>A. Senzu, now!
>B. Engage the Saiyans on your own, Goku, handle Vegeta!
Spirit Bit support and Lightning Geist Magnums

>>41872866
>D. Laugh
"You seriously want to do this?"

>>41872894
>This and


>A. Senzu, now!

>>41872866
>>A. Senzu, now!
>>B. Engage the Saiyans on your own, Goku, handle Vegeta!

Fuck you monkeys

>>41872886
>>41872866
Actually let me revise that to have the Spirit Bits corral them together and catch them all with a Kamehameha.

>>41872866
>A. Senzu, now!

Try to position the fight so that enemies are in a line. That way, even if Prick A dodges, we might blindside Prick B. Those 4000PLs fighting Daikon won't know what hit 'em.

>>41872866
>D. "Huh, I bet Vegeta will be happy to know you don't think he can't take two kids on his own."

>>41872863
I wonder if Acer could make his own Miracle Mallet from the same technology?

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 9, 7 = 23 (5d20)

3d20, DC 15 each.

Rolled 15, 4, 1 = 20 (3d20)

>>41873034

Rolled 8, 16, 17 = 41 (3d20)

>>41873034

Rolled 16, 11, 1 = 28 (3d20)

>>41873034

Rolled 8, 14, 12 = 34 (3d20)

>>41872999
God forbid someone reverses the polarity and makes a growing device after seeing Piccolo during the battle of West City. We'd end up with a giant giant ape or someshit.

>>41873034
I claim these rolls in the name of some autistic fetish.

Rolled 4, 10, 18 = 32 (3d20)

>>41873034
HERE I GOOOO

Rolled 7, 8, 19, 17, 13 = 64 (5d20)

...well, you passed, but this battle isn't over yet.

Monkey boy ain't doin' to hot either.

Let's see...

>>41873091
Daikon's still kicking ass and taking names, though.

Writing...

>>41873132
>kicking tail*

>>41873051
>God forbid someone reverses the polarity and makes a growing device after seeing Piccolo during the battle of West City. We'd end up with a giant giant ape or someshit.
>This whole thing ends with Goku and Beerus throwing galaxies at each other.

>>41873176
>>41873051
We use it on ourselves and become MegaTuffle.

>Ends up about 6 feet tall

>>41873210
That's two feet taller than Lu Bu!

>>41873210
That would be amusing.

Should probably avoid doing that though.

>>41873224
Wait was Fengxian really only 4 ft?

>>41873239
People in olden times were really short.

This is because tall ppl were more attractive to women, so they were able to produce more babby.

>>41873239
And he even stood a foot taller over his peers!

>>41873256
This is just silly. Ancient China was not Felarya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6iQrQ7_UXc

>>41873272
>google it
Hey, titties!

>>41873325
I prefer my breasts to be nonlethal.

>>41873091
Kato help

>>41873272
That is the second time this week that place has come up on tg that I am aware of

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>>41872866
"Goku, take on Vegeta. I'll stop these clowns." you whisper to the monkey boy. You look back at the three approaching Saiyans. "Huh, I bet Vegeta will be happy to know you don't think he can't take two kids on his own."

"Who the hell cares what he thinks? We're just in this for the thrill of the fight!" the second strongest Saiyan responds. "And you seem to put up a decent fight... for a Tuffle."

"Don't hold back, Maple!" Goku tells you as he starts to fly off, Senzu in hand.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" the strongest Saiyan roars at him. You burst forth and kick him in the groin, downing a Senzu as quickly as you can. However, the Saiyan woman strikes you in the face right as you swallow it, knocking the bag of Senzus out of your hand.

The second Saiyan man proceeds to step on the bag and grind it into the ground. "This isn't the time to eat! THIS IS THE TIME TO FIGHT!"

(cont.)

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>>41873506


You stand up quickly. "You really want to do this?" The Saiyans rush at you, roaring. "Your funeral." Prepping your Spirit Bits, you quickly start blasting at them, moving closer to the Saiyans and landing strategic blows to each of them. A kick to the gut here, an elbow to the jaw there, just enough to get them all lined up. You then cup your hands together, powering up a Kamehameha and sending it at the group of Saiyans. Your blast seems to take two of them out, and even one of the ones Daikon is fighting. He seems to still be doing well enough for himself, barely taking any damage.

"DIE!" You get a flash of warning, but don't get out of the way in time as the Saiyan woman lunges at you like a wild beast, pinning you down and... biting your arm. Ow! OW! She pulls out a dagger and tries to thrust it into your chest, but you telekinetically fling her off of you before she can. You blow on the bite, a clear mark there. Gods, OW! Stupid crazy monkey woman...

You then pick up something less-than pleasant. King Vegeta's back at full strength... no, even stronger. His Power Level is at 15,000, and he seems to have the upper hand against Goku now. How the hell...?

>A. Forget the monkey lady, help Goku! He's in trouble!
>B. Finish off the Saiyan woman, then try to help Daikon, more people to fight Vegeta
>C. Stop the Saiyan woman, then rush to Goku's aid!
>D. Something else?

>>41873528
>C.

>>41873528
>>A. Forget the monkey lady, help Goku! He's in trouble!
"Here fight with these!"
Solar Flare and have Spirit Bits unload on her while we assist Goku.

>>41873528
>C. Stop the Saiyan woman, then rush to Goku's aid!

>>41873528
>D. Grab Saiyan woman by tail, hit Vegeta with Saiyan Lady to distract him from Goku

>>41873597
Second

>>41873528
>>41873597
Supporting, because
>MAPLE SMASH MONKEY WITH... OTHER MONKEY!

>>41873528
>A. Forget the monkey lady, help Goku! He's in trouble!

>>41873597
This
>>41873528

Roll me 1d20, DC 15.

...Catchpa quesadillas are not pies.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41873742

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41873742

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41873742
Fuck you. If I roll 20, quesadillas are pies.

>>41873754
>>41873742
See now I don't even want to roll. I'm scared.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41873742
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

>>41873742
>>41873754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYD8INQxX0c

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41873766
Quesadillas never have been and never will be pies.
>>41873742

>>41873767
>>41873766
See what I mean? Goddamnit.

>>41873766
Never roll again asshole.

Rolled 10, 10, 18, 15, 15 = 68 (5d20)

...so close. Well...

>>41873742
So close yet so far

Mom I have a job now and the prospect of work is scary

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41873845
:^)

>>41873857
Eh you'll get used to it.

>>41873857
Get a wife, the prospect of divorce is scarier.

>>41873849
I'm pretty sure that roll was at least 3 standard deviations above the mean.

>>41873857

Don't worry about it, Eail. Work is a lot easier than school.

>>41873878
>Getting a wife

Nah man, I've seen way too many of those relationships get fucked.

>>41873857
You'll get used to it. Soon enough it becomes routine.

>>41873849
All righty then, writing.

>>41873915
It's a shame, really. I want to acquire a fertile young female and spawn broodlings with her, but there is just not enough punishment for being unfaithful or disloyal, and I have no interest in forking over half my stuff if she was disloyal or unfaithful.

Plus women nowadays tend to forget that their bodies are best suited for family raising BEFORE the age of 30, rather than after. Given the choice, why do so many prefer to learn a profession and then settle down, rather than settling down between the ages of 14 and ~35, then learning a profession?

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>>41874039
Hey cool, Junji Ito.

So if we blew up the moon before the Tuffle invasion, that means we basically forced the Saiyans to invent the Fake Moon technique.

...We're responsible for the destruction of our people in this alternate time-line. Good job Maple!

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>>41874050
Katsuhisa Kigitsu, actually.

>>41874039
Women are monsters proven

>>41874053
No the whole reason the Saiyans were able to take over was because of the moon. This is basically some weird recording of the past that we can interact with like the holodeck.

>>41874007
How dare you try to oppress women by not allowing her to slut around until her mid thirties until she's so loose, nasty, and used up that even the hobos don't want her?

Patriarchy!

>>41874142
?
I do allow them to slut around like that. That is their choice. And indeed it is a good choice, because the welfare state will be their husband and their provider.
You cannot blame them for taking the easy path that they have been offered. That is just human nature.

Still a damn shame tho. We need more high quality mothers. And high quality fathers too.

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>>41874204
Best dad coming through

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>>41873528
You prep some Spirit Bits. "Look, more shiny, shooty dots!"

The Saiyan lady gives you a confused look, but then tries to defend herself as the blasts come around to her. You use the opportunity you're given to grab the woman by her tail. Seems like she never properly trained the weakness out of it as she goes limp. "D-damn... you... tricky Tuffle..."

You look over at Vegeta. Goku's on the defensive, and seems he's trying to save using the Kaio-ken again until he has the right chance. But Vegeta doesn't want to give him that chance, firing volley after volley of energy attacks at him. You hatch a plan. With the Saiyan woman still gripped tight, you fly over to Vegeta at top speed. He notices you, but doesn't seem prepared for what you're about to do. "MAPLE SMASH!"

You smack him over the head with the limp Saiyan woman, using her as a giant club. You continue to attack, hitting him with her for as long as you can. But... Vegeta finally dodges aside, and unleashes a terrifyingly strong energy attack. You let go of the Saiyan woman just in time to avoid getting hit by her, and watch as she's vaporized by Vegeta's blast. Without enough time to dodge, you get a flash and suddenly Vegeta's fist is planted firmly in your gut. You gasp for air as he smacks you over the head, sending you to the ground. He then stomps on you hatefully. "YOU... If you were a Saiyan, I'd rip off your tail and STRANGLE YOU WITH IT! But since you're nothing more than a damnable Tuffle, I think I'll settle for crushing you beneath my boot like the INSECT you are!" He stamps again, grinding his heel into your back. The pain is excruciating.

"MAPLE!" Goku hollers, getting to his feet.

Vegeta glances at Goku. "Oh, and the best part? That little traitor gets to WATCH!"

>A. Taunt him one more time
>B. KAIO-KEN!
>C. Try to telekinesis him off of you
>D. Something else?

>>41874255
>B. KAIO-KEN!

>>41874255
>>C. Try to telekinesis him off of you

Tk shield.

>>41874255
>B. KAIO-KEN!
Times four?

>>41874255
>B. KAIO-KEN!

>>41874255
"This Tuffle is giving you a run for your money."
>>B. KAIO-KEN!

>>41874255
Scuse me lads but KAIOKEN and use Power Slicer. If he's right on top of us, good luck dodging fagget.

>>41874255
>D TRI-BEAM!

We did learn that right?

>>41874317
This is good too.

>>41874317
>>41874255
Sure, cut him up.

>>41874317
>Yfw we power slice his tail off
>Yfw then someone summons a new moon

>>41874255
Can we after-image away or is he too strong and can just keep track of our speed?

>>41874255
>B. KAIO-KEN!

>>41873878
Speaking from experience, it's not so much scary but when it happens it is sad and depressing. The threat of it is depressingly paralyzingly, then nothing changes and it happens and you drown in a Should haves and could haves and blah blah it sucks.

>>41874330
>We did learn that right?

No we haven't.

>>41874358
Fun fact: Hiring your local drug pushers' enforcers to whack a girl is easier than paying for a divorce attorney.
Source: I'm your friendly local d... ivorce attorney :D

>>41874359
Could've sworn we used it at one point.

Oh well. Power-Slice away! Cut off his damn tail if need be!

>>41874388
Fun fact, not all of these matters end in animosity. Quite civil seperations are possible, and they are sadder for it.

>>41874428
Fun Fact! I'm lonely!

Well, less fun and more just sad.

>>41874317
>>41874348
We don't know the Power Slicer.

>>41874464
Yeah we do.

>>41874464
We dooooh.

>>41874464
>We don't know the Power Slicer.
Go and fucking read our movelist before you post you idiot.

>>41874464
You actually do.

1d20, folks. DC 17.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41874486
Crap, that's pretty high

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41874475
>>41874479
>>41874480
We don't know it, though. We never practiced using it during combat.

>>41874486

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41874486

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>41874494
ALL PRAISE LIAM!
>>41874486

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41874480
He probably read it then wrote his message anyway because guaranteed replies.

>>41874486
17 for 17

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41874486

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41874486
>>41874494
well done mate

>>41874494
Did we just become a super truffle?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41874486
come on

>>41874494
We were trained by ChiChi.

>>41874520

No, but Vegeta might be having a splitting headache after that roll.

He'll be falling apart at the seams!

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>>41874492
>>41874494
>>41874500
>>41874506
>>41874510
NO ONES AND A 20 ALL PRAISE! ALL HAIL!
>>41874520
NO ANON, WE BECAME THE OMEGA TUFFLE!

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41874486

>>41874494

>>41874521
We never trained in using the power slicer with Chi-chi, too dangerous.

>>41874547
Anon just..it'll be fine. We can use it competently.

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>>41874539
do you evenlift sake not evendrop > china

Also why am I finding touhou fanart in the style of steven universe all of a sudden?

Rolled 2, 6, 1, 8, 5 = 22 (5d20)

>>41874494
Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHA...

>>41874601
Well Goku just got #rekt.

>>41874601
Damn it. Goku isn't doing well.

>>41874601
>Mfw that was the saiyans fighting Daikons rolls
Let it be so!

Rolled 3, 6, 17, 18, 14 = 58 (5d20)

>>41874601
...fuck.

If we manage to cut off King Vegeta' tail I say we try to garrote him with it, since he threatened to do it to us.

>>41874632
...Yep.

Writing.

>>41874566
No, I don't want to use the Power Slicer.

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>>41874632
HAH IT WAS THE SAIYASN ROLLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>41874667
To fucking bad you whiny bitch, Majority vote, Get rekt.

>>41874667
Rolls were already made anon, no take backsies!

>>41874667
Its not up to you, anon, I'm sorry.

>>41874683
Let's just use our sword instead of using up all our Ki.

>>41874683
TOO SOON.
YOU HAVE CELEBRATED TOO SOON, EXECUTUS.

>>41874690
I'm not sorry. We scored a 20. We could've sneezed on Vegeta and our germs would've kicked his ass at this point.

>>41874448
I feel you man, your feelings, I feel them deeply.

>>41874601
Dammit Goku get your shit together.

>>41874632
I am guessing Daikon continues to chug along unimpeded?

>>41874683
>>41874684
>>41874690
We all voted for a Kaioken, not a power slicer, what are y'all talking about?

>>41874728
It got support. Why are you making a big deal about this? I'm confused.

>>41874722
At least when Goku virtual-reality-dies, Maple will get to experience Le Sadness of Le Loss again. It's like when she lost her brother!

>>41874728
You are merely a ruse apprentice, I am afraid. :^(

>>41874744
Power slicer is lame.

>>41874748
If we would've died we coulda got SSJ out of the deal.

>>41874768
If we combine it with our sword we get...

Hey Avan Strash anon, you here? Post those pics!

>>41874744
It got two supporters, I'd rather just shoot his tail off rather than waste Ki on Power Slicer.

>>41874768
You're lame.

Why are you so lame?

>>41874783
No. People have broken my enthusiasm for slicing Ki attacks of any sort, so I'm opposing any and all of them now.

>>41874788
It wastes Ki either way anons, this way just is a lot harder to block against. Might also take more than his tail.

>>41874788
So today's "thing we get unreasonably upset over" is using ki on Power Slicer?
Awesome! I wanna get unreasonably upset with you. Grumble grumble grumble I hate spirit bits frumpy face }:[.

>>41874806
Power slicer's too hard to control, we might end up cutting Goku with it.

>>41874783
>If we would've died we coulda got SSJ out of the deal.

It would have been a one-time thing, even if Goku were powerful enough to have it unleashed. Kato said in the past that it would be very difficult to transform at will even if he did reach that state. It would also be a gamble to use it before he becomes powerful, since it would last only a very short time knock him out cold afterwards.

>>41874829
Well shit happens, I suppose. Guess we need to teach Monkey Boy to DOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!.

>>41874829
Ah, you're thinking a heroic charge gone wrong due to him catching the tail end of the Slicer then?

>>41874858
If Goku's tail gets cut off, this whole thing is pointless.

>>41874862
Nah I think our 20 prevents that, he'll probably just be hit hard by Vegeta.

>>41874866
this is his mind getting projected, we aren't actually going to die here.

>>41874862
Yeah that'll probs happen. But oh well, shit happens and you deal with it.

>>41874866
At least we got to tell simulated Vegeta that he's a prick. And blow up a moon.

>>41874885
We still ate senzu beans, we could probably accidentally his tail for real.

>>41874862
We could just not use Power Slicer to avoid this kind of happening all together.

Guys just wait til Kato posts. Imagining worst case scenarios doesn't help anyone.

>>41874539
Fuck off with your Omega Tuffle bullcrap.

>>41874922
Ooh, if you're gonna be unreasonably salty about the Power Slicer, can I be unreasonably salty about using that one Saiyan woman as a club?

>=[ OH NO we use girl as club, even though we're an energy-based and ki-based blaster and not melee! And then she DIED, that makes us MURDERs!1! Bad decision, I am salt!

>>41874967
I want her dagger as a trophy!

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>>41874591
>Also why am I finding touhou fanart in the style of steven universe all of a sudden?
AMERICA AND TOUHOU HAVE NEVER BEEN CLOSER!

>>41874941
They're being trolls/shitposters, Report them and move on.

>>41874255
"This... Tuffle... is still giving you a run for your money..." you glance upwards and smirk. "Kaio-ken." Vegeta's eyes widen. Your blazing aura erupts, and you manage to push him off of you. Landing a few quick, swift, hard blows to King Vegeta's gut, you back up. You decide there's no room for another chance, and raising your hands above your head, you charge up the technique Chi-chi taught you. "POWER SLICER!"

Vegeta attempts to dodge the attack, trying to get under it... but fails to do so in time. The yellow attack flings forward, slicing off his tail... and left arm, with a deep gash in his leg. Vegeta hits the ground hard. He's absolutely shocked. He can't believe that just happened. Vegeta then lets out a howl of unbelievable pain. Your Kaio-ken fades as you step back again, standing next to Goku. The monkey boy looks at you, a bit surprised, but extremely happy that you're safe. "You did it, Maple!"

A wide beam pierces Goku's chest. Your eyes go wide. A quick glance shows you that it's him. Vegeta's glaring hatefully at the both of you, his palm extended. He then tries to reach for something. Goku falls to the ground, writhing in unbelievable pain. Tears fill your eyes. No. Not again. Not after all of this...

>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!
>B. VEGETA DIES! NOW!
>C. Something else

Pick one.

>>41874984
Vegeta vaporised it. Maybe that'll teach you guys not to MAPLE SMASH.

>>41874991
Trolling and shitposting is fun, come join us!

>>41874967
Go right ahead, it was a bad call.

>>41874984
Fuck that. We'll make daggers with our mind and throw them with our mind. Or arrows and shoot them, and get some fire magic so we can FWOOSH.

>>41875001
>>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41874946
Not Omega Tuffle guy, but I still think we should counter all Vegeta's super saiyan stuff with Brobro's hair spiked up and possibly made even brighter.

>>41875001
>B. VEGETA DIES! NOW!

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41875001
>>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!
Oh shit.

>>41875001
>>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck. C'mon Goku! You. Will. Not. DIE!

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41875001
>A

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!

>>41875030
Mystic Brobro?

Btw, I think having a Trance mode would be cool, like, we fight by directing our allies and healing them, then when we have to, we use a great deal of our energy for one assault that will end with the opponent's death.

Too bad we can't combine Kaioken and Healing. That'd be something.

>>41875001
>A. Heal Goku! Use everything you can to save him!
Never again