Rolled 15, 44, 58 = 117 (3d100)

>>41828724
>Parsing through more of your anatomy books. It’s been an uphill battle, though.

Can we also attempt to practice lucid dreaming when we sleep to recreate the world we explored, if not the circumstances that brought us there?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>41828724
>Parsing through more of your anatomy books. It’s been an uphill battle, though.

Rolled 46, 41, 64 = 151 (3d100)

>>41828724
>Learning to sew from your mother. It’s actually quite fun, you’ve found- as long as you don’t prick your fingers!

>>41828724
>>Something Else (Write In?)
Examine our drill core s'more. See if we can use it as our Quincy Cross.

>>41828757
>>41828759
Looks like you're gonna learn a bit more about medicine!
>>41828784
Taking this roll.

Writing.

Rolled 66, 97, 98 = 261 (3d100)

>>41828724
>Learning to sew from your mother. It’s actually quite fun, you’ve found- as long as you don’t prick your fingers!

>>41828904

B-but... >>41828907

Write 'quest' in the title field so that decent people can filter you as spam, you massive retard.

>>41828936
>IshidaQuest Episode 2
Next you're gonna tell him to say what iteration it is.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41828955
I defy you!

>>41828953
Just hide the post and move on.

Decent people don't use the term 'massive retard'. Those people are called 'assholes'.

>>41828904
You’d been parsing your way through those books your father’d gotten you, again. You feel like you’re close to actually conceptualizing all the stuff you’d been reading, but it’s still been absurdly slow going.

You sigh as you close another one of the books. At least you’re progressing.
>Gained 151/200 Anatomy exp!
***

You don’t really feel like reading through your textbooks again today.

Boredly, you pull out the strange golden drill you’d been hiding in various places ever since that day. Gazing at it, you can’t help but smile.
This drill is yours. You know that for a fact. You don’t know how you know, but it’s yours. No one else’s. It’s your own little thing that you’d gotten from your hard work in that dream, and you have no doubt that you’ll find its use sooner or later.

“Uryu!” You’re snapped out of your reverie as your mother’s voice drifts into your room. “I’m going out to the city for groceries today. Would you like to come?”

…Well. Do you?

>”Okay!”
>”I’ll be fine on my own, Mom!”

>>41829094
>”Okay!”
Adventure!

>>41828979
I just wanted to make that snarky quip.

>>41829094
>”Okay!”

Think we'll be able to go the S-Cry-Ed route and summon our giant robot through gathering reishi and forming it into a construct beyond just a bow?

>Summon Lazengann in both giant form and as powered armored form

>>41829094
>"Okay!" Lets go to Urahara Shop!

>>41828953
I just tested putting on "quest" filter and this one was not filtered, so he has a point.

>>41829094
>”Okay!”

>>41829147
Given that cross-planar travel has been shown to be fairly achievable in the Bleachverse, do you suppose it would be easier to create a complete facsimile of a giant robot with reishi, or to open a portal into an alternate world or time where the robot as we envision it already exists and pluck it out of there?

>>41829246
...Why not both? We get a giant robot to pilot and we could summon a reishibot to assist/combine with us.

>>41829124
>>41829134
>>41829147
>>41829246

Looks like you're going to say Yes and suggest the Urahara Shop for later.
Roll me 1d100 for the Encounter table.

Capcha asked for candy. Hah.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>41829329

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>41829329

Shoppin with mama!

>>41829329
Oh yeah, I'll be taking the first roll here and for all encounter rolls.
>>41829347
So I'll be taking this one, here. Writing!

>>41829369
Well I guess that means we can narrow down the blame whenever a bad roll is made.

>>41828724
When you write "Ishidaquest" all as one word, the filter doesn't catch it. This is considered poor etiquette by people who are trying to do the proper thing and just hide quests instead of shitting up your threads with complaints. Please be more considerate in the future so we can all share the board in harmony.

>>41829402
I like you.
You're a good guy.

We're back!

>>41829402
I thank you for being both more polite and more factually informative than >>41828936.

Even if it's possible that you're just being facetious.

>>41829402
Ah. I see. I'll refrain from using camelcase in the future, then.

Still Writing.

>>41829369
“Okay!” You call back enthusiastically. You can’t help it! It feels like you’ve been cooped up in here for forever! The fact that you aren’t allowed to practice anything Quincy related doesn’t help.

“Oh, oh, can we head to the Urahara Shop?” You ask. You’d seen the little shop out in Karakura Town, and its various products had immediately caught your eye. Especially the candy!

Your mother hums. “We’ll see, Uryu. I’m sure we could go if we have extra time after getting the groceries.” You nod in assent, quickly exchanging your house-clothing for something more appropriate. After putting on your shirt and checking that you still had your Drill (you did, thank God), you and your mother quickly take the usual route to the supermarket.
***

It’s in the supermarket that you feel something… odd. You pick something up on the very edge of your spiritual senses, though it doesn’t feel malevolent. You’re pretty sure it isn’t a Hollow, at least. Quite the opposite of malevolent, actually.

No, it feels more like… a Quincy? You didn’t think there were any other Quincies in Karakura Town, though…

You glance over at your mother, who was busily looking through various pieces of meat. She might not notice if you slip away right now…

>Investigate, by yourself.
>Tell Mom.

>>41829572
>Investigate, by yourself.

>>41829572
>Tell Mom.

>>41829572
>Investigate, by yourself.
Aaaaaaadventure!

>>41829572
>Tell Mom.
If we make her worry about us, we might not be able to go to the Urahara Shop!

>>41829572
>"I gotta go use the bathroom Mama. I'm a big kid now so you don't need to come with, okay? I'll meet you at the cashiers!"
>Investigate, by yourself.

>>41829619
>I'll meet you at the cashiers!
She'll be waiting outside the door.

>>41829572
>Tell Mom.

>>41829633
Hurm. Good point.

>>41829572
>Tell Mom.

>Investigate, by yourself.

>>41829597
>>41829614
>>41829619
vs.
>>41829611
>>41829616
>>41829639
>>41829679

Looks like you're gonna be a good boy. Writing.

>>41829691
Nah nah nah. >>41829689

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>41829691
>>41829713
>TIEBRAKER
Investigate: 1
Tell: 2

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>41829689
>>41829691
...Disregard what I said. Coinflip time!
1=Good Boy
2=Sneaky Sneak

>>41829572
>Tell Mom.
We're bold, but this is a scary unknown.

>>41829734
>>41829740
I guess that means we're twice the bad-boy.

>>41829740
Welp, I'm taking this. I'll be making most tiebreaker rolls in the future, guys.

>>41829786
We should probably have a limited responses or a first to X to prevent this.

>>41829810
Fuck that. Votes cut off when Kyuu announces he's writing.

>>41829810
Time limit works well.

TELEPORT BEHIND THEM AND CUT OFF THEIR HEADS

>>41829839
This too.

>>41829841
Hmmm.
A cunning plan.

>>41828724
>No past thread link

Not like i wanted to read anyway......baka ;_;

>>41829889
It was something anon.

It went from just basic reading about anatomy to HOLYSHITGURRENLAGGANSPINON

>>41829841
But what if it was they who were behind you all along?

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>>41829903
Spin?

>>41829889
>>41750352

>>41829964
I love you anon

>>41829959
Did we actually convince Kyuu to give us a Stand? I want to at least be able to do SBR shit with Spiral Energy.

>>41829572
Frowning, you tug on your mother’s sleeve. “Mom?”

“Yes Uryu?” She says, turning towards you. “Is something wrong?” A flicker of worry crosses her face.

“I felt something over there.” You point out towards the other side of the supermarket, towards the entrance. “It kinda feels like a Quincy, but-“

“-But there aren’t any other Quincies out here in Karakura Town, as far as you know.” Your mother finishes, frowning. For a second or two, she almost seems to battle with herself, before turning to you. “Uryu, I want you to stay here, okay? I’ll go talk to them first. Don’t move, please.”

You frown in indignation. “But Mom, I’m a big boy now! I can come! Besides, if they’re Quincies, then they’re not going to attack us, right? Especially not here.”

Your mother sighs, her frown widening. “Uryu, you must understand, we’re all still very worried about you after your stunt last year. We just don’t want you to be influenced by the Quincy lifestyle any more than you must be. Not yet.”

You’re still a little upset, to be honest. You’re already six! Sure, you haven’t seen any Hollows yet, but you’re growing! And besides, it wasn’t really your fault you were knocked out for three days.

>Try to convince your mother to let you come. (How?)
>Follow your mother when her back is turned, instead. (1d100, DC40)
>Oh, fine. You guess you can wait. (Roll 1d100 for encounter.)

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>>41829997

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>41830012
>Oh, fine. You guess you can wait. (Roll 1d100 for encounter.)

>>41830012
>Try to convince your mother to let you come. (How?)
But if you leave me her I cannot protect you from harm!

>>41830012
>Follow your mother when her back is turned, instead. (1d100, DC40)

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>41830012
>Follow your mother when her back is turned, instead. (1d100, DC40)

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41830012
>>Follow your mother when her back is turned, instead. (1d100, DC40)

We got this.

>>41830012
As soon as your mother leaves, sense for their Reiraku. See what color their spirit ribbons look like.

>>41830012
>Oh, fine. You guess you can wait. (Roll 1d100 for encounter.)
inb4 we meet Simon

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>41830072
Whoops

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>41830064
Forgot my roll

>>41830088
But anon.
We ARE Simon.

>>41830109
We're Lordgenome.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>41830012
>Follow your mother when her back is turned, instead. (1d100, DC40)

>>41830072
Silly JoJo. This was not the Bleach Quest you were expecting!

Votes are locked. Tallying. Also, there will now be a time limit of 7 minutes to vote. If I find a tie, I'll be the one to roll.

>>41830038
>>41830088
vs.
>>41830051
vs.
>>41830064
>>41830065
>>41830072
>>41830153
Sneaky kid. Writing.

>>41830159
Do note I accidently rolled a d20.
>>41830072
>>41830101
Pointing out for posterity's sake.

>>41830191
Aw yeah. Solid Snake time.

I've read up, holy shit this quest is in for som crazy times

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>>41830191
Pouting, you agree to your mother’s request. “Fiiiine.” You whine.

Your mother simply chuckles. “Oh Uryu, I’m sure you’ll be fine. I’ll only be gone for a minute.” Smiling, she stalks off in the direction of the Quincy-like spiritual signatures, taking the cart with her.

As soon as she’s out of sight, you quietly follow. Hey, you never said how long you would stay put, only that you would.

You carefully conceal what little Reiatsu you have. Being a Quincy, you naturally have pretty good control over it, disregarding the ribbon incident.

Popping your head out behind an aisle, you see your mother talking to another woman. She has long, brown hair, and like your own family, her features are noticeably ‘Western’ in comparison to a lot of other peoples’. She’s very pretty, you think.

She also has pretty good Reiatsu reserves, from what you can tell. You may not have used anything besides your basic sensory abilities over the past year, but even you can tell that whoever this woman is, she’s pretty strong.

You try to take a closer look; you can’t really hear anything from this distance. You sneak past another aisle.

That’s when you notice the little kid tightly clinging to the other woman’s leg. You don’t think he’s any older than you are. He nervously glances around the entire store before trying to hide himself ever deeper in his presumably-mother’s dress. Strangely enough, his hair is a bright orange. Does he have that naturally? You’ve never seen that hair color on anyone besides foreigners.

Unfortunately, your cursory look at him seems to have gotten the kid’s attention. His eyes widen at you, then quickly narrow in suspicion.

>Try to signal to him not to open his mouth. (1d100: DC50)
>Might as well show yourself if he’s just gonna blurt it out anyway.

STARBUCKS ISN'T ICE CREAM CAPCHA

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>41830600
>Try to signal to him not to open his mouth. (1d100: DC50)

>>41830643
Damn. We must know sign language so hard that we can make other people understand it.

>>41830643
He will never open his mouth again

>>41830643
To be fair, we really should hold off on rolling until AFTER we've voted.

>>41830600
>Try to signal to him not to open his mouth. (1d100: DC50)

>>41830661
That's probably for the best, I think. This is going to be the last vote where I'll allow pre-vote-lock rolling.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>41830600
>Try to signal to him not to open his mouth. (1d100: DC50)
Imma roll anyways

>>41830600
Check out their spirit ribbons and if it reacts to our drill core.

>>41830643
>>41830662
>>41830695
Damn, when'd you learn telepathy?
Writing.

>>41830790
When we were Lordgenome. Duh.

>Hey Ichigo! Let's see you grit those teeth and shut the hell up!

>>41830790
Writing a masterpiece i fucking hope

>>41831438
We delve into the mind of Ichigo, battle young Ywach and his hollow half with our giant robot. Accidentally releasing his powers at a super young age.

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>>41830790
You scowl over at him, waving your hands wildly before he opens his trap. Unfortunately, the kid doesn’t seem to get it- he opens his mouth anyway, looking up at his mother. Darn it, all you want is for this kid to not rat you out-

Suddenly, the boy’s eyes widen to the circumference of dinner plates, and he immediately pales, his mouth snapping shut. He looks at you, shocked, even trembling a little bit. Thankfully, the two adults are too engrossed in their conversation to notice.

…You aren’t sure what you did. Or at least, you aren’t sure until you realize that some of your Reiatsu was leaking out. Did you really just use your spiritual pressure to make him pipe down? You’re pretty sure you did.

You wince in sympathy. Your grandfather had told you about what high, concentrated spiritual pressure could do to someone who was unprepared for it. Well, you think, you could apologize to him later. For now, you have a conversation to eavesdrop on.

“-doing well, Kurosaki-san.” Your mother says, somewhat stiffly.

“Please, Kanae. How many times have I asked you to call me Masaki? We don’t even live under the same roof anymore; you really don’t have to be so formal.” Says the woman, apparently named Masaki Kurosaki, smiling gently.

“I apologize.”

Masaki laughs again. “And how many times have I told you that you apologize too much? You should take my advice. Anyway, I assume that by ‘doing well,’ you mean that Ryuuken has managed to get the job he’s been looking for?”

“Yes. Ryuuken also seems to be trying to groom Uryu as an heir, of sorts. He’s been passing Uryu many of his less difficult medical texts.”

“Really? That’s interesting. What about his, ah, ‘other’ skills?” Asks the Masaki woman, tilting her head.

Your mother grimaces, looking away. “Ryuuken has not been perceptive to the idea of passing along his ‘other’ techniques, as you put them. Quite the opposite, actually.”
(1/?)

>>41831649

“Really? I would have thought he would do otherwise.”

“Did he not tell you about..?” Your mother asks, trailing off.

“About what? Did something happen to Uryu?”
Your mother hesitates before answering. “Yes. I assumed Ryuuken had already informed you, but apparently not. Uryu had an accident while training with Ishida-sama, several months ago.”

At that, the Kurosaki woman’s eyes widened. “That’s… I see. What happened?”

Your mother quickly launches into a short synopsis of what had happened to you during the ribbon incident. However, she leaves in a few extra details you hadn’t known about before. Apparently, you weren’t just knocked out- you had been completely unresponsive. You were barely breathing, and your other vitals had been dangerously low. Finally, a day before you had awakened, a strange green glow had burst from the palms of your hands.

That was when your family had noticed your Core Drill, tightly clenched in your hands. Apparently, they had tried to take it far away from you, even prying it away, but regardless of where they would place it, it would reappear in your hands, or in your pocket, or somewhere close to you. They had eventually tried to destroy it, but nothing had worked. After that, your family had finally decided to leave it alone, hoping that it wouldn’t somehow hurt you later.

…Now that you heard your family’s side of the story, you feel a little bad about getting upset over being coddled. You’d be willing to bet that if what happened to you had happened to any other person’s child, they would do the same thing.

After your mother finishes her tale, the Kurosaki woman seems rather worried. “Is little Uryu better now?” She asks.

(2/?)

>>41831649
>He’s been passing Uryu many of his less difficult medical texts.”
>Uryu reaction
You mean they get harder? FFFFFFFF-

>>41831687
“He is. In fact, he may well be feeling even better since then; Ryuuken and I can agree that Uryu was never quite this energetic before.”

Your mother sighs in worry, shaking her head. “His energy just worries me even more, however. We just don’t know what happened. Both of us know that his spirit ribbon is that strange green color now, and that he was changed somehow, but we have no other information otherwise. In fact, we were thinking of taking Uryu to the Urahara Shop, but we’re unsure if even he has any idea of what had happened.”

You blink in surprise. Is that why your mother had accepted so readily? So that Urahara guy could take a look at you? But what’s a candy-shop owner supposed to know about what had happened to you?

You’re definitely missing a great deal of information. Unfortunately, neither of the adults seem too forthcoming with info anymore; they’re moved onto more mundane topics, such as schooling, their husbands…

>Head back to the meat aisle. You think you’ve heard enough.
>Interrupt them. (How?)
>Something else?

>>41831719
>Head back to the meat aisle. You think you’ve heard enough.

>>41831719
>See if we can wave the kid over

>>41831719
>Head back to the meat aisle. You think you’ve heard enough.
Show the kid our drill before we leave.

>>41831719
Try to unobtrusively introduce ourself to Ichigo.

>>41831781
This

>>41831781
Seconding.

>>41831719
>Not only have they not told us about the Emperor, the White Incident now they're hiding stuff about the candy man. This is getting fascinating.

>Keep on listening. Learn more about the Kurosaki family.

>>41831719
>Head back to the meat aisle. You think you’ve heard enough.

>>41831781
>>41831780
>>41831784
>>41831794
>>41831795
>>41831810
>>41831884
Looks like you're going to befriend the Kurosaki early.

>>41831906
We'll befriend the shit out of him

>>41831927
We are going to make him believe in himself, in us and most importantly...IN GIANT ROBOTS!

>>41831976
So we'll be the Kamina to his Simon?

>>41831991
Yeah but we'll probably fake our death instead of actually dying.

...Y'know to fool our enemies.

>>41831991
That's the way I'd like it to go down.

>>41831976
>>41831991
>>41831991

We're going to to be the Zeppeli to his Joest--/shot

>>41831976
>GIANT ROBOTS!
Some day, we should go to New Jersey.

>>41831719
Well, you’re pretty sure you’ve gotten most of the information you possibly could out of the grown-ups. You turn to leave and head back to the meat aisle so that your mother wouldn’t notice you were gone, but…

You flick your eyes back at the little Kurosaki. You still feel a little guilty about smacking him with your spiritual pressure earlier- you should probably apologize to him about that. You discreetly try to wave him over, but as soon as he notices, he flinches, looking back at his mother.

Well, you’re not going to get anywhere with him if he acts like that. Waving at him again, you try to make yourself look as harmless as possible. It doesn’t work, to say the least. He just shifts uncomfortably. He really doesn’t trust you after you pulled off what you did.

You pout. You’re not too good at this ‘making friends’ thing. Maybe you could try to bribe him or something…? Oh, you know! Pulling out your Core Drill, you grab his attention again. You smile back at him, waving around your Drill enticingly.

Thankfully, it works, and the kid’s curiosity is piqued. Rather than just flinching back again, he glances at your Core Drill, a thousand different emotions flickering across his face as he tries to decide what to do. Fortunately, it seems like his curiosity won out over his fear, because he pulls his Mom down to his height and whispers something into her ear before finally pulling away from her.

He just as quickly attaches himself to you, clutching onto your hand. It seems he’s shy.
You smile at him encouragingly, pulling him over to the meat aisle, where there are fewer people. The two of you stand close to your mother’s shopping cart, which she had asked you to watch while she was talking to the Kurosaki woman.

Well, now you’ve got the kid looking at you expectantly.
…People usually introduce themselves first, right?

>Write In Introduction!

>>41832155
Until then we should research so much mecha stuff we make /m/ look like amateurs.

>>41832201
"Hi, my name's Uryu Ishida! I'll have a giant robot one day!"

>>41832201
"Hi. I'm sorry for earlier, I didn't mean to do that. That was rude of me. I'm Uryu Ishida. What's your name?"

>>41832201
"Sorry about earlier, I didn't want my mom to notice I had followed her. My name is Uryu Ishida, what's your name?"

>>41832201
>Write In Introduction!
(Damn you)

"Hey! U-uh... I'm Uryu. What's your name?" as we hold out our drill from him to touch and look at.

>>41832268
For*

>>41832201
"Hello! My name is Uryu Ishida, whats your name? Do you wanna be friends?"

>>41832201
Hi. I'm Uryu. Do ya wanna build a robot?

>>41832305
>We get Ichigo to summon up his spirit ribbon
>He goes into his inner world
>Goes into a coma
>We're banned from having friends. Ever.

>>41832268
>Ishida luring young boy's away from their mothers to touch his drill.
Oh my

>>41832364
It's okay, they're the same age, this is just youthful experimentation.

>>41832364
Don't worry anon, they're the same age, so it's okay!

>>41832232
>>41832250
>>41832256
>>41832268
>>41832303
>>41832305
Friends, Drills, apologies, oh my! Writing.

>>41832305
C'mon let's go and play!

>>41832364
Does your mom like /ss/ I'll trade ya

>>41832392
No.

>>41832392
I have the Adventure Time theme song stuck in my head now.

>>41832473
Damn you, now it's in my head.

>>41832450
/ss/?

>>41832496
Straight Shota

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>>41832516
>been browsing and lurking for an indeterminate amount of time on the chins
>every time someone makes a /ss reference i never knew what it meant
>not even context clues were around, just /ss as that
>didn't want to ask because reasons
>mfw i've missed out on being included in my fetishes

>>41832590
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

>GI JOOOOOOE

>>41832201
You grin, deciding that if this is gonna be your first impression on someone, it’s gotta be the best first impression, ever.

“My name’s Uryu! Uryu Ishida! I’m gonna have a giant robot someday!” You brag.

Evidently, this was not what the orange-haired boy had been expecting, as he blinks owlishly at you before saying, “Giant robot?”

“Yeah!” You say, puffing out your chest. “And when I get one, I’m gonna control it with this!” You pull out your Core Drill, waving it around in front of the boy. You hand it over to him, allowing the carrot-top to rub his hands all over it, touching every contour he could.

You, of course, had already done something like that, and seeing as it’s pretty much indestructible according to your Mom, you aren’t overly worried about the kid breaking it or something. After a while, he hands you your Core Drill back and asks, “How are you gonna control a giant robot with that? It doesn’t look like a remote or anything.”

You pause at his question, then embarrassedly scratch the back of your head. “Well,” you say, “I’m not entirely sure about the actual details yet, but I’m sure it’ll all work out.” You shrug. “Anyway, what’s your name?”

“H-huh?” Mumbles out Carrot-top.

“Your name,” you say again. “I gave you mine, so it’s only fair that you give me yours! So, tell me!”

“U-umm...” He mumbles something really low, under his breath. You couldn’t understand a word of what he said.

Apparently, the kid has just about as much experience making friends as you do. Unfortunately, he took it in the complete opposite way that you did. “Hey, speak up. I can’t hear you.”

“…chigo.” You gesture at your ears, indicating you still couldn’t understand him.
(1/?)

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>>41832745

This time, he takes a deep breath, and after looking up from the floor, he decides to stare at you in the eyes. “I-Ichigo. My name’s Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki.” Finally, he stiffly puts up a hand for you to shake.

At that, you smile, and enthusiastically grab his hand, ignoring his protests at your rough greeting. “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Ichigo!” You say cheerfully. “Like I said, my name’s Uryu Ishida, and I’m gonna own a giant robot someday! Oh, and,” You add as a bit of an ashamed afterthought. “I’m sorry about earlier. I didn’t mean to hit you with my Reiatsu like that, really! I just didn’t want my Mom to know that I’d snuck away.”

Carrot-top no, Ichigo, looks at you confusedly. “Oh, um, it’s okay. But- that really was you? And what’s that about Ray-Ott-Tsu?” He asks.

>Well, Reiatsu is…
>Wait, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy?
>Oh, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? Never mind, then. Let’s talk about… (Write In)
Gonna take a break to get some McDonald’s and eat.

>>41832745
Nice to meet you, Chigo!

>>41832781
>Wait, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy?
Most Uryu thing to say.

>>41832781
>Well, Reiatsu is…

>>41832781
>Wait, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy?
>Well, Reiatsu is…

>>41832781
>Wait, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy?
>Well, Reiatsu is…

>>41832781
"Your name means to Protect One Thing, didja know that?"

>Go into a spiel about reiatsu is because we never miss a chance at educating. Their parents must have not started his Quincy training yet. Odd with how strong his mother is.

>>41832781
>Well, Reiatsu is…
Lets be helpful

>>41832781
>Wait, you don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy?
>Well, Reiatsu is…

>>41832855
Also we should casually mention we like strawberries. In fact their our favorite fruit!

>>41832781
>>41832855
>>Go into a spiel about reiatsu is because we never miss a chance at educating. Their parents must have not started his Quincy training yet. Odd with how strong his mother is
This part of the above.

>>41832951
Thrided

>>41832951
Sure.

>We start hanging out with Ichigo but in secret try to get Masaki to teach us all sorts of Quincy stuff

>Which we then pass off to Ichigo to learn

Ichigo is in a karate at this age right? We should try out for that too!

>>41832951
This sounds nice.

>>41832951
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A TIGER!

>>41833351
And he liked my post! Whats next? Lions same-fagging? Bears posting cool ideas but they don't have any relevance to the plot? Goats trolling?

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>>41833381
Goats already are, have always been, and always will be trolls.

Next time put a space between Ishida and Quest so it can be filtered.

>>41833633
:T
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>>41833677
Everytime a new anon who hates quests comes on, they're going to filter out quests. See all the quests not filtered and then sperg out and make useless posts on said quests.

It'll happen over and over and over.

I'm back!
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>>41833232
And it looks like you're going to give your fellow six-year-old the Exposition Speech. Writing!

>>41833876
Wadja get at Mickey D's?

>>41833895
Mickey's D.
OOOOOOOH!

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>>41833895
Extra calories.

>>41833778
You act like I don't like it.

>>41833906
>>41834078
I'm a fan of a double quarter pounder (with sirloin and mac sauce because I'm a boss) Mcchickens (with crispy chicken fuck yeah) with a large fry.

...Thank god for a high metabolism or I'd be a fat-ass. I sure eat like one.

>>41833876
“Wait. You don’t know what Reiatsu is? I thought you were a Quincy! What kind of Quincy doesn’t know what Reiatsu is?” You ask, raising an eyebrow.

Ichigo just blinks at you again. “Kuu-Win-Sees? I still don’t know what you’re talking about Uryu-san…” Says Ichigo, frowning.

He doesn’t know what Quincies are either? Geez, his education is even worse than yours! “Well,” you begin, “I guess I should probably ask first: You CAN see ghosts, right?”

Ichigo’s eyes widen. “H-how did you know? No, wait, you actually believe me!?” He asks, excitement entering his voice for the first time since beginning the conversation.

“Well, first of all, I can see them too. Only Quincy kids can really see ghosts when we’re this young, which is why I asked. I’d heard some other humans can see them, but that’s only really when they’re a lot older. Anyway, what do you mean, ‘believe you?’”

“W-well,” says Ichigo, suddenly shrinking back into himself, “Nobody except my family really believe me when I say that I can see ghosts, and that’s only because Mom can see them too. A lot of the other kids laughed at me, just because they thought I was making stuff up.” His gaze flicks itself back up to you, brimming full of hope. “But now I know that it’s not just me and Mom and Karin, ‘cause you said you can see them too, right?” He smiles a little.

“You have a sister?” You ask, curious. If you were honest, you’re kind of jealous. You wish you had a younger sibling, or something.

“Two, actually. They’re both four years younger than me. Only one of them, Karin, can see ghosts, and I know because her eyes follow the ghosts whenever we see one while we’re all out.” Says Ichigo. Two sisters, huh? And one of them can’t see ghosts? That’s strange. As far as you know, all Quincies are supposed to be able to see at least Pluses right from birth.
(1/?)

>>41834986

Well, whatever. None of that really matters; you have to patch up Ichigo’s holes in education as quick as possible. “Well, that’s nice, I guess. Anyway, you said you don’t know what Reiatsu is, or Quincies?” Ichigo nods. “Alright, well, first of all, Reiatsu is…”
***
“…And that’s why you should never, ever, try to control Reishi while around your sisters.” You finish succinctly. “Now, any questions?” You stop pacing around the shopping cart to look at Ichigo.

Unfortunately, Ichigo only seems to look more confused than before. He raises his hand, only to frown and lower it back down, shaking his head. “Um, never mind. I think I got most of what you said. Basically, there’s an entire race of people who can see ghosts, but some of these ghosts are bad, so your- er, our- people kill these bad ghosts by using ‘soul-stuff.’ That’s basically it, right?”

You twitch a little at having your in-depth explanation about the intricacies of Reishi, Pluses, Hollows and Quincies be reduced to a single short sentence, but you swallow it down and say, “Yeah, that’s basically it, I guess.”

“Oh-kay, so…” Ichigo points at your Core Drill, which you had been waving around for emphasis earlier, “ What about that thing? Where does that fit in? And the giant robot? You didn’t say anything about Quincies fighting these ‘Hollows’ in giant robots.”

You frown at his question. “Like I said, details. I’ll figure all of that out when the time comes. Anyway, now you know everything you should know about Pluses, Hollows and ghosts of all kinds!” You say proudly.

“Right, um, thanks, Uryu-san.” Says Ichigo uneasily.

“Hey, hey!”You say, smiling. “None of that –san stuff or anything! Just call me Uryu! Our Moms call each other by their first names- or, well, your Mom does- so we should do that too, right? Because, you know, we’re friends and everything!”

(2/?)

>>41835018

“F-friends?” Murmurs Ichigo. After a moment, his face breaks out into a smile. “Y-yeah! We’re friends! Um, even if you’re kind of weird, Uryu.”
“Hey!” You protest. “Who’re you calling weird? I wasn’t the one who didn’t even know why he could see ghosts when no one else could!”

“That wasn’t my fault, and you know it!”

You smirk. “Yeah right, I bet-“

“Uryu! I’m back! …Ichigo? There you are!” Your mother’s voice calls out from behind you. You turn around, seeing both your own and Ichigo’s mother with relieved looks on their faces.

“Ichigo!” Tut-tuts Ichigo’s Mom as she carries him up. “You said you would be standing around in the candy aisle, didn’t you? Were you here instead the entire time?”

Ichigo looks down, guilt evident on his face. “W-well, I guess-“

“Sorry Kurosaki-san!” You cut in. Ichigo looks over at you in surprise. “I actually went and talked with Ichigo myself. I didn’t know he was supposed to stay there. I’m really sorry!”

The Kurosaki woman looks over at you, raising an eyebrow. “Is that so? Well, I suppose if you were watching over him, Uryu-chan, he was as safe as he could be. The two of you introduced yourselves to each other, didn’t you?” You smile and nod at her. “That’s fine, then. But it’s only fine because I personally know Uryu-chan’s mother, okay?” says the young woman, the last part directed at Ichigo alone. Ichigo nods, chastised.

“Uryu,” says your mother, “can be very responsible when he wants to be. Only when he wants to be, I’m afraid. Now then,” she turns to you, “I’m sure you watched the cart carefully while I was away, right Uryu? ”You nod, and she turns back to the Kurosakis. “I’m sure we all have things we should be doing, so we’ll have to meet again some other time, Kuro- ah, Masaki.”

(3/?)

We're totally going to bond when our mothers are murdered by Ywach. We're gonna be super quincy bros.

>>41835062
After that, you and your mother and the two Kurosakis exchanged farewells both of them agreeing to bring you two along, and you and your mother walked back to the car.

“Now, Uryu, do you understand why your father and I have been worrying ourselves sick over you?”

You freeze.

“No, Uryu, you really aren’t as sneaky as you think you are, though you’re getting there.” Your mother laughs softly. “Now, please, answer the question. Do you truly understand why we’ve been keeping so much from you?”

You frown, thinking about your answer.

“I think so,” you say softly. “You think I’m going to get myself hurt again. I must really have been close to death if you were that worried about me.”

“You were, Uryu. All three of us were frightened for three days straight. You know, your father actually skipped out on an appointment just to watch over you?” Father did that?

Your mother sighs again. “Uryu, please. Can you promise me that you won’t try anything so dangerous again? At least until your training is complete?”

>Promise.
>Don’t.

>>41835094
I promise...if you promise to tell me everything? No secrets.

>>41835094
>Promise.

>>41835124
>>41835282
You make a deal. Writing.

>>41835094
>Promise.

>>41835297
Wooh! History lesson!

>>41835094
“I promise,” You begin. Before your mother can sigh in relief, you say, “on one condition.”

“Oh?”

“I want answers.” You say, frowning. “Real ones. I can understand if you don’t want me to hurt myself, but I can do that more easily if I have more information, right?”

Apparently, your show of logic finally pushes your mother over the edge of hesitation. “Oh, Uryu,” she says softly, suddenly picking you up and pressing you close to herself. “You really are trying to be as much of a handful as you can be, aren’t you?” You don’t have an answer to that, so instead you just stay quiet. “Alright, Uryu. I promise that whatever you ask, I’ll answer to the very best of my ability. But only after you at least start your training, okay?”

You nod. You guess that’s fair enough; after all, you’re only six now. You still have a long time to get some actual answers out of your family.

“And as for your father and grandfather, I’ll be sure to at least talk to them as well. Now, we have an appointment with a candy-shop owner, don’t we?”
***
You walk inside the strange little shop, your eyes full of wonder. There are some brands you’d never even heard of in here!

“Welcome, welcome!” Announces a voice from behind the counter.

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>>41835727

A man is standing there, though you’re more inclined to call him a walking fashion disaster. What kind of person wears geta shoes and a bucket hat? And how is he even supposed to be able to see from under there? And the hat itself looks terrible, you think, really green stripes on white? Ew-

“Ah, Kanae? Is that you? I haven’t seen you in quite a while! How have you been?” says the terribly-dressed man. Huh. Your mom knows the candy-shop owner personally?

“I have been doing well, Urahara-san. I’m afraid this isn’t a social call, however.” She nudges you forward. “I’m here to see you about Uryu here.”

The candy-shop owner nods. “About what I thought, then. Don’t worry, Ryuuken had alerted me a few weeks ago and told me you two might stop by sometime. I have everything ready in the back room.”

“Ah, wait.” Your mother says. She looks at you pointedly. “Uryu, it’s impolite not to introduce yourself. This is Urahara-san. He’s done a favor for our family in the past.”

Urahara smiles down at you, lowering a hand for you to shake. “Hello, Uryu-chan! I’m sure you must have heard of me a few times before, but I suppose this IS the very first time we’ve met in person! I’m pleased to meet you!”

…You don’t like this guy. Sure, his shop might have some interesting stuff in it, but this guy just feels… fake. Really, really fake. And again, his taste in fashion is garish.

>Introduce yourself to Bucket-hat!

>>41835727
I want your hat! Moooom buy me a hat like that!

>>41835784
"I am Uryu Ishida. The Spiral Quincy!"

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>>41835784
>Hello Urahara-san, I'm Ishida Uryu. I think you need a new hat. And wardrobe.
Why are you being so mean to best hat and clogs?

>>41835784
My name is Uryu Ishida. Quinny and conassure of candy

>>41835784
>Shake his hand and then ask him, "Hello Urahara sir, I am Uryu Ishida. Do you know the Kurosaki family too? I just made friends with them!"

>>41835784
You hat is awesome.

But your sense of color coordination is terrible.

>>41835784
"Hello. It's nice to meet you, too. So, are you a doctor or something as well as a candy maker? Is that how you know my family?"

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Writing.

>>41836005
Oh, what sort of clusterfuck of introductions are we going to have here I wonder?

>>41836323
I have faith it will be a good one.

>>41836005
Putting your best foot and smile forward, you say, “Hi! It’s a pleasure to meet you, too!” You grasp his hand. “I’m Uryu Ishida! And I really think you should think about getting a new hat! I’m thinking one with blue stripes instead of green. Also, you should shave that stubble of yours!”

The man blinks at your non-sequitur, but you press on. “I like candy, which is part of the reason why we came here. You sell lots of candy here, right?” He opens his mouth again, but you quickly cut him off with childish enthusiasm. “But if you’re a candy-shop owner, why are you gonna check up on me? Are you a doctor too, like my dad, except for souls? Is that what you helped my family with? Oh! Do you know about the Kurosakis, too? I know that Ichigo’s mom knows about you! I just made friends with them today!”

It seems that your verbal diarrhea had finally caused the man to just give up, because rather than answering any of your questions, Urahara just looks at your mother. She giggles in response.

Urahara looks back down at you. “Well, you certainly can talk a lot, can’t you?” He shakes his head. “Why don’t I answer some of your questions after your little check-up? I’ll even throw in some free chocolate after we’re done!” He smiles that fake-grin again.

You think about his offer, and eventually shrug, accepting it. “Sure! I get to pick the brand and flavor, though!” You say. Urahara nods in assent, waving you and your mother into the back room.

“Tessai!” Urahara calls out. “Man the front desk for me, if you please!” Suddenly, a large, muscular man walks out from the depths of the small shop, nodding to Urahara.

Huh. This place must have some very strange employees, you think.
***

>>41836525
Urahara employs you against various different tests; one of them involves a strange Reiatsu-draining machine that looks somewhat like an exercise bike; another test involves him asking you to shape as many different three-dimensional figures as you can using Reishi as quickly as possible; a third involves you pushing some of your Reiryoku into some strange katana.

You aren’t entirely sure what that third one was for; as soon as you tried, the sword immediately spat it back out at you, though it was completely unusable and even felt… different, somehow. Tainted.

You try your best at every test, regardless.
>Roll 1d100.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>41836548

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>41836548
Hurm...we should try doing that bit with the katana but with our drill core.

>>41836576
that was too close man

>>41836579
Hum. You learn a few interesting tidbits. Writing.

>>41836579
So did we just roll really high on the third test and are accidentally going to turn ourselves into a quincigami or is it a best of three?

>>41836548
“Well, Miss Ishida,” says Urahara after you finally finish up the last test, “I’m pleased to announce that you have a healthy Quincy on your hands!” Your mother smiles in what seems to be relief.

“You’re certain, Urahara-san?”

“Maa, of course I’m certain!” Says Urahara cockily. “As far as I can tell, little Uryu-chan is in no danger of Soul Suicide.” Soul Suicide? What’s that?

“However.” Urahara raises a pointer finger up, as if to make his statement sound more profound. “I have detected a few strange anomalies concerning Uryu-chan’s performance.”

“First of all, your son’s Reiatsu is unnaturally high for his age. I didn’t expect Uryu to last as long as he did on the Reiatsu-draining device. While his ability may be about in line for certain other Quincies, I’m certain you hadn’t expected such a result, either, no?” Certain other Quincies? What does he mean?

“Second of all is concerning your son’s… Core Drill, you called it?” You nod. “Yes, his Core Drill. From what I managed to glean from my analysis of it, it’s entirely made of an exotic form of matter.”

“An exotic form of matter? What do you mean, Urahara-san?” You ask, curiosity piqued.
Urahara looks back down at you, then quickly tosses you your Core Drill back. “I mean, Uryu-chan, that your precious trinket is made of neither normal, physical matter, nor even Reishi, spiritual matter. It is made of something entirely different from either, and it’s giving me a headache as to how it’s even maintaining its stability in this world.” You look at your Core Drill in newfound respect and wonder.

(1/?)

>>41837193

“Third of all,” continues Urahara, raising a third finger, “is of course the obvious. The color of your son’s spirit ribbon, and the actual quality, rather than quantity, of his Reiatsu. Now, as I said, your son is in no danger of Soul Suicide. Nonetheless, his soul exhibits multiple strange qualities, and seems to ping multiple sensors on my equipment that it really shouldn’t.”

“I will have to take a far closer look at the data before I can give a concrete answer, Kanae. However, know that Uryu’s soul is one tough cookie; I have no doubt that it would be able to repair itself from just about any injury given the proper incentive.”

At this your mother frowns. “Repair? What do you mean?” Then, her eyes narrow. “What did you do, Urahara-san?”

“Not what you’re thinking of, Kanae. I just gave him a simple drug that normally has a few mild effects on the soul. Such effects should have caused him to take some effect on his physical well-being -nothing serious, drowsiness and the like, stop glaring at me like that- but rather than accepting it as your son’s soul should have done, it completely reversed the effects instead! In fact, it’s as if Uryu’s soul had integrated only the more useful bits and rejected the rest! Quite fascinating, I must say.”

Your mother seems to be struggling not to strangle Urahara’s neck. “You were tampering with his-“

“Ahh, don’t worry Kanae! Whatever effects the drug should have will disappear in a week, tops!” Says Urahara blithely. “Anyway, beyond all of that, Uryu is perfectly healthy! Any questions?”

>Well? DO you have any questions?

>>41837224
"So, my soul did the impossible?"

pls

>>41837258
this oh god this

>>41837224
Ask if there was anything to do with Spirals in the readings about our soul.

>>41837258
Thirding, this is too perfect.

>>41837224
>"What's Soul Suicide? Um...I think I should tell you about my dream Urahara sir. Do you know anything about giant robots?"

>>41837224
What useful things did the drug do?

>>41837322
>We get high but without any of the side-effects

Duuuuuuuuuuude. I got the munchies. Gimme that candy...

>>41837224
Proceed to act offended in order to extort more candy

>>41837224
Where's my chocolate?

>>41837224
"What is Soul Suicide, and is it as scary as it sounds? Also, what do you mean by 'useful bits' of that medicine?"

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>>41837451
You've got a couple questions. Oh, and candy!
Writing.
hah wow capcha actually asked for candy haha

Urahara is gonna tell us how baby Hollows are made.

Yay?

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>>41837224
>even urahara cannot into spiral power
huh.

>>41837646
To be fair, its an energy that should not exist in our universe. So much so it attracted the attention of the Spirit King and various other powerful entities.

>>41837682
my question is why the hell is lord genomes robot in hueco mundo then, that just seems odd in the first place.

>>41837755
Ywach? Aizen? I figured that'd be the mystery we were gonna try and solve or get revealed to us by Kubo himself.

>We use our drill core to destroy the Hogyoku

Callin' it now!

>>41837813
>implying we wouldn't accidently the hogyoku with a giant ass robot
also i'm kind of waiting when we find out later aizen actually can into spiral power, further causing all kinds of bullshit in the future.

>>41837863
I will be very dissapointed if we don't drill our way out of Aizen's illusions like what happens with the Anti-Spiral's dream machine. We need to do it at least once.

>>41837904
but anon, thats just goofy shit.

>>41837938

Do the impossible, see the invisible
Row! row! Fight the power!
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
Row! Row! fight the power!

>>41837938
What do you have against goofy shit?
I LOVE goofy shit.

>>41837982
Me too, a-hyuck.

>>41837224
So, basically, my soul did the impossible?” You ask, the biggest grin on your face.

“’Do the impossible?’ Well, that’s certainly one way of saying it, yes. ‘Doing the impossible…’ Hum.” Urahara rubs his stubble-studded chin. “Actually… that’s certainly an idea. I’ll have to test a few other things, but… yes!”He suddenly grins at you. Unlike the other times, you have a feeling that this one is actually genuine. “You may have given me quite an idea, Uryu-chan! Thank you! Did you have anything else to ask?”

You nod, saying, “Yes, actually. I wanted to ask: did anything about spirals come up in any of your tests?”

“Now that you mention it, I do recall your Reiatsu having the tendency to gather into flat, disk-like shapes when I tested it on a piece of Reiatsu-reactive shaping paper. And of course, you were far better at making circular and spherical objects than you were at anything else in your Reishi shaping exercises, though that’s more likely because those are the simplest shapes to make. Why do you ask?”

“No reason,” you say quickly. Urahara raises an eyebrow, but presses no further. “Third, I wanted to know what Soul Suicide was. Obviously, it sounds bad, but what IS it exactly?”

At your question, Urahara’s visage darkens considerably. He glances at your mother as if to ask permission, but she sighs and avoids his gaze. Thankfully, he seems to have taken that as a sign to explain in-depth.

And he certainly doesn’t cut any corners. He explains how Quincy and Hollow souls were, on a spiritual level, fated to completely and utterly destroy each other to the point where should the two opposing types of energies ever find themselves in one soul without Shinigami power to balance it out, the soul would rip itself apart so that both parts of the soul would be annihilated.
(1/?)

>>41838347

Finally, Urahara explains that extended periods of illness and Reiryoku exhaustion were both symptoms of Soul Suicide, which was why your mother still wanted you to visit him despite your health.

It sounds gruesome. You really have to wonder what kind of person would allow such a thing to happen.

“Okay. I think I understand the concept of Soul Suicide now,” you say, still a little green. “Um, I wanted to ask what exactly positive effects I should expect from the drug you gave me were…”

“Oh, that? Well, I actually designed that drug as a dual memory and sleeping aid. The drug itself would activate as the user sleeps, helping to move what had happened that day into long-term memory storage.” He moves his face close to you and winks.

“Now, you didn’t hear it from me, but I actually designed it for one of my old friends to help her on her graduation exam. I swear, she’d never have passed if it weren’t for my brilliance.” He moves himself back to his seated position.

“Your soul canceled out the soporific effect of the drug, and even permanently accepted the more helpful effects, so you’ll be able to more easily retain any information you learn. In general, training should come far more quickly for you. Anything else?”

You think, tapping your chin. “Oh! Did I tell you about my dream, Urahara-san?”

(2/?)

>>41838350
No. Just Soul Suicide and became the Anti-Spiral OP.

>>41838388
>OP is the anti-spiral
oh god.
kill it with space-time distorting missles.

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Urahara, surprisingly, actually seems rather interested. “I’m afraid you didn’t, Uryu-chan. And your father certainly didn’t tell me anything about a dream. Would you mind telling me?” The man pulls out a notepad and a pencil out from his coat.

You expound heavily on the contents of your dreams; you tell him about how you’ve been having these dreams from childhood, how you’d been wandering a featureless desert for as long as you could remember, how you finally found what you’d been looking for a few months ago, during the Ribbon Incident.

You tell him about how the contents of your dreams changed, though sometimes you return to that strange desert, only to be in the cockpit of that giant robot again and immediately shift back to hearing voices of people you never know. You tell him everything.

When you finally finish, Urahara slips the pencil back into his coat and flips through his notepad. Finally, he says, “Well, Uryu-chan. I must say, I’ve never heard of a Quincy quite like you. Drills, deserts, giant robots that ask you to, of all things, spin.“ He sighs, and then throws his head back, chuckling. “I’ll give you the short version of it, Uryu-chan. From what I can tell, that featureless desert you know of is what is known to Shinigami as their ‘inner world.’ And, I really must stress this, only Shinigami have inner worlds, Uryu-chan. Or at least, that’s what I had thought.”

“You really do manage to ‘do the impossible,’ as you put it, Uryu-chan. The only theory I have is that something inside of you- some strange power that is perhaps unique to you and you alone- has awakened, and is trying to commune with you in its own way. For what reason, I cannot fathom, though if it’s anywhere near as benevolent as a Shinigami’s Zanpakuto Spirit, it should be doing it only for your own good, in the end. Now, are there any other absurdly difficult questions you need me to answer?” Urahara smiles tiredly.

(3/?)

>>41838469

You frown. You don’t think there’s anything else… Oh wait! “When do I get my candy?”
***
By the time you leave, your arms are full of two sacks of sweets and chocolates that the candy-shop owner had kindly given you.

Now that you’ve had the chance to meet him, you don’t think he’s that bad of a guy! He made sure your soul wouldn’t rip itself apart, improved your memory, actually listened when you told him about your dreams, and most importantly, gave you candy!

Sure, he’s still kinda sketchy, and he could certainly exchange his bucket hat’s colors for something better, but overall he’s not that bad.

“I must say, that visit was very informative. Don’t you think so, Uryu?” You manage to mumble out an agreement out of your chocolate-stuffed face.
***
Well, you’re finally back home. Your father isn’t back from work, so you still have some time to do something…

>Call up Kurosaki! You still need to teach him more about being a Quincy!
>Study your medical texts! Urahara-san said it should be easier for you to retain information, so this should be a cinch!
>Explore your house. Maybe you’ll find something interesting!
>Ask your mom to fix up your bedsheets. You’ve been pestering her about it for the past few days.
***
Earned Perk: Spirited Memory- Your soul’s adaptation to Urahara’s drug has given you slightly better memory! Training comes more easily to you now! 1.1x Bonus to all training rolls.

Jesus Christ, I write too much. I need to cut these updates down into something edible.
Sorry that took so long, guys.

>>41838505
>Call up Kurosaki! You still need to teach him more about being a Quincy!

"Quincy Cadets, ASSEMBLE!"

>>41838545
Also share some candy with Dad and Grandpa. If dad is gone, leave some with a note on it telling that you love him. Because the guy missed an appointment for us. An appointment gaiz!

>>41838505
>Study your medical texts! Urahara-san said it should be easier for you to retain information, so this should be a cinch!
Let's give it a shot.

>>41838505
>>Call up Kurosaki! You still need to teach him more about being a Quincy!

>>41838578
Yes. Definitely this. Dad needs to know we love him.

>>41838505
>Call up Kurosaki! You still need to teach him more about being a Quincy!

>>41838545
>Quincy Cadets
>Not team Dai Quincy

>>41838505
>Call up Kurosaki! You still need to teach him more about being a Quincy!
We can study medical texts after dad gets home.

>>41838505
>>Study your medical texts! Urahara-san said it should be easier for you to retain information, so this should be a cinch!

Why do I get the feeling that I just stumbled into a quest were Quincy becomes shinigami and shinigami becomes Quincy?

>>41838505
>Study your medical texts! Urahara-san said it should be easier for you to retain information, so this should be a cinch!

>1.1x bonus
Huh.
That's... Honestly not that great.

>>41838703
Its a 10% bonus to all training, which we got for free. What's to sneeze at?

>>41838703
We got it for free, though, so it's still nice.

>>41838750
No, I know that. Just compared to the way it was described it's sort of, eh.

I do really like the idea of the bonus scaling off if the roll itself, though.

>>41838703
meh. It is something useful to have early on. Theoritcally we should be able to be a better Quincy/shinigami thing by the time canon rolls around to its starting point. Granted it looks like it will be tossed out the window by then. Which will be interesting.

>>41838545
>>41838584
>>41838611
>>41838614
vs.
>>41838583
>>41838645
>>41838703

Looks like you're calling up the Kurosakis.
>>41838578
>>41838604

And handing some candy to your father and gramps. Writing.

>>41838816
Man, the moment we saw that Gunmen, we took a massive shit all over canon.

>>41838849
>And handing some candy to your father and gramps.

Yaaaaaaay!

>>41838880
anyone got a link to the first thread? Just got here and want to read up on it.

>>41838880
I'll admit I was kinda sad about that. I like the classic quincy techniques. Much better than the nazi variant

>>41838931
There is a link to it here >>41750352

>>41838931
>>41829964

>>41838981
>>41838988
thank you

>>41839016
No problem.
I'm hoping someone asks again, so I can link >>41838988 and further the recursion.

>>41838935
Hopefully our mech has a bow

>>41838505
You decide to go ahead and call Kurosaki! There are still a few things he should know about being a Quincy, and besides, you have to make sure he actually remembered everything you told him!

The fact that you literally only left him an hour or so ago and that he’s practically your only friend at this point mean nothing. Nothing at all.

As an afterthought, you decide to leave your father and grandfather a chocolate bar each and a small note telling them how much you actually do appreciate them. After all, they apparently sat around the house waiting for you to wake up, and your father even canceled an appointment just so that he could keep watch over you. You make sure that your father’s is the darkest bar you have. You know he isn’t overly fond of sweets.

Finally, you race over to the phone and pick up the receiver, only to realize you don’t actually know their phone number. You place the receiver abck down. Hmmm…

>Ask Mom. She and Mrs. Kurosaki are close friends, so she has to have their number, right? You don’t really want to trouble her with something like this, though.
>Oh, just look for their name in the phonebook yourself! You’ll find it eventually, you’re sure.

>>41839107
>Oh, just look for their name in the phonebook yourself! You’ll find it eventually, you’re sure.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, FIND THEIR NAME ON THE FIRST PAGE WE OPEN THE BOOK TO.

>>41839107
>Oh, just look for their name in the phonebook yourself! You’ll find it eventually, you’re sure.

>>41839107
>Oh, just look for their name in the phonebook yourself! You’ll find it eventually, you’re sure.

>>41839155
Quick anon, roll for number finding.

>>41839107
This is why we should've paid more attention about the father. Then we would've known he owned a clinic.

...I just now realized both their fathers are super-humans who practice medicine. Jesus I feel dumb. No wonder Ryuken has some much disdain for Isshin.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>41839206
ROLLING

>>41839155
>>41839163
>>41839173
Your name is Uryu IShida, and you don't need no Mom!
>Roll 1d100, DC40.

>>41839326
Not counting, since I didn't ask for it yet.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>41839341

>>41839313
I wonder if we could work at Isshin's clinic over time? Dad wouldn't like it but maybe we could save Orihime's brother that way? Or is Sora dead now, I'm not quite sure how the time line syncs up.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>41839341

>>41839356
Good job anon! We really know how to work that phone book like its nobody's business.

>>41839381
WE DID IT, WE'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>>41839381
>Not only do we find the clinic's phone number but we find every useful number ever.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>41839341

>>41839381
That phonebook never stood a chance.
Writing.

>>41839107
You take a quick look around the house, and easily find the phonebook lying inside a cabinet, opening it up to a random page, you quickly scan the book.

Then, you find that you were apparently absurdly lucky, and found the name Kurosaki listed under ‘Kurosaki Clinic.’ Huh. Ichigo’s family owned a clinic? What a coincidence, you think. Your father practices medicine, too.
Reading through the contact information listed in the phonebook, you learn and memorize the clinic’s working hours. Finally, you pick up the receiver and dial the listed number.

“Hello?“ Says a deep, gruff voice on the other end. “This is the Kurosaki Clinic. How may we help you today?”

“Good evening. I assume I speaking to Kurosaki-san?” you ask politely. The man on the other end confirms that it was indeed a Kurosaki-san, though you’d guess it was likely Ichigo’s father, perhaps grandfather if he were in good health. “I apologize if I am interrupting your working hours, but I would like to speak to Ichigo Kurosaki, if he’s there?”

The voice on the other end of the line pauses. “May I ask who’s asking for him?” Fortunately, he doesn’t seem suspicious of you. He seems more curious, actually.

“This is his friend, Uryu Ishida.” You answer.
“Er, did I hear that right? Ishida?” Asks the voice on the other end. Okay, now he sounds outright shocked. “You don’t happen to be Ryuuken’s son, do you?”

“I am, actually. Now-“

The man on the other end suddenly lets out a large guffaw. “Hah! You know, I would’ve expected Ichigo to have become friends with just about anyone except you! Heh. Sorry, sorry. It’s just surprising, is all. You know, Ichigo was spouting all sort of things about you. Called you a pretty cool guy, if I may quote him myself. You know, it’s a shame your father never called me that.”

(1/?)

>>41840055

“Really.” You say, voice deadpan. “I’m sure he would’ve called you that if you asked, Kurosaki-san.” Though you’re sure your father would have also had multiple other choice names to call Ichigo’s father. You could already tell that the man -who had promptly introduced himself as Isshin- was not precisely someone you imagine your father would get along well with.

“Right, right. Anyway, I’m going to go and leave the phone in my son’s hands. You two have fun, eh?”

“Thank you, Kurosaki-san.” You hear the sound of the phone being passed over.

“Hello?” asks a far squeakier voice on the other end. “Ichigo Kurosaki speaking.”

“Ichigo!” You say boisterously. “I’m glad I could get to talk to you! Listen, I still have a lot to speak with you about…”
***
By the time you two are finished, you feel like you and Ichigo have cemented each other’s friendship. Ichigo told you about the meaning of his name, and how he was taking karate classes so that he could live up to it. He suggested that you try taking them alongside him, and you would be lying if you said you weren’t attracted to the idea.

Meanwhile, you told Ichigo more about the world of spirits, telling him about the many different hollows you’d recently seen crawling about Karakura Town and how he should avoid them. You also told him about how Quincies fight using a bow and arrows; Ichigo didn’t seem nearly as enthused about the latter though. It seems he’s a lot more of an in-your-face kind of fighter, despite his less-than-outgoing disposition.

The two of you decide on a date to meet up again, and both of you ask your respective parents to escort you. Thankfully, you both manage to snag permission.

It was a pretty nice chat, all in all.
***
It’s late at night when the two of you finally finish. Placing the receiver back and the phone book where you found it, you decided to head back to your room.
>Roll 1d100 for Encounter.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>41840101

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>41840101

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>41840101
Best friends victory!

>>41840136
Taking this. Writing.

>>41840101
You almost don’t notice it. It was on the very edge of your spiritual senses. Thankfully, you do notice it.

After telling your mother you were going to go get some fresh air outside, you quickly sneak away into the night.

That’s when you find it. A shivering Plus. Or at least, you think it’s a plus? It’s hard to tell under its black cloak. You couldn’t really make any of its features out in the darkness. You’re pretty sure it’s female though.

Its injuries are severe. Whatever Hollow damaged it did quite a number, to the point where even its Chain of Fate was damaged. You don’t think it’ll survive much longer, and even if it does, it’ll turn into a Hollow right on your property. You can tell; its Chain is incredibly short.

You can’t just leave it here, can you? What should you do?

>Try to wake it up.
>Destroy it, before it turns into a Hollow.
>Write In?

>>41840510
Try to wake her up.
Flair our rsoul stuff to attract our parents

>>41840510
>Use our drill to restore its chain so she does succumb to soul suicide
ROW ROW!

>>41840510
>Destroy it, before it turns into a Hollow.

>>41840510
>Try to wake it up.

>>41840641
>does not*
Whoops. Anyway. There is no problem we cannot solve with our drill, spiral power and enough reiatsu backing it!

>>41840510
>Write In?
Call for help. We are not nearly capable of dealing with this.

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>>41840673
Spiral Chain!

>>41840693
Agreed

>>41840616
>>41840666
vs.
>>41840641
>>41840705
vs
>>41840644
vs.
>>41840693
>>41840751
Looks like you're gonna try calling for help and waking her up.

>>41840693
Is there even time for that? I got the impression the chain will literally wear away if we don't make a choice in terms of minutes.

>>41840510
>Try to wake it up.

>>41840510
Thinking quickly, you flare up your Reiatsu in an attempt to get your parents’ or your grandfathers’, or anyones’ really, attention. Kneeling down over the young woman, you try to shake it awake, gently.

“H-hey,” you whisper gently. “You’re gonna be fine. Everything’ll be fine. You’re not gonna die or get turned into a Hollow, okay? I found you. It’ll be fine.” You repeat those words over and over again.

She barely even stirs. Still, you manage to see her open her eyes, and your heart burns with hope-

-only to be crushed as she screams in pain, another link in the chain suddenly getting eaten away. Her breathing is becoming more and more ragged, and despite yourself, every single part of your body- and if Urahara is to be believed, your soul itself- is itching to run away before she gets turned to a Hollow.

The girl opens her eyes. They look so… empty. “P-please,” she rasps, “g-go away…”

Nonononononoyouaren’treadyforthisyoucan’tjustwatchsomeoneDIElikethat

Urahara’s words echo in your mind. He said that your soul was special. That it was good at healing itself.

…Could it heal others, too? You feel a weight in the palm of your hand. You stare down at your Core Drill, waiting to be used.

>Create a bow using your Core Drill.
>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.

Pick one, no Write Ins.

This last update will be the last one for the thread. I'll probably archive everything tomorrow, as it's late here and I'd like some sleep.

>>41841014
>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.

>>41841014
>Create a bow using your Core Drill

KILL MAIM BURN

>>41841014
Try to heal her using your Core Drill

>>41841014
>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.
Cure the incurable, heal the unhealable, row row cleanse the hollow

>>41841014
>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.

>>41841014
>>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.

>>41841014
>Create a bow using your Core Drill.
its too late to save her

>>41841014
>Try to heal her using your Core Drill.

>>41841064
>>41841147
>>41841154
>>41841158
>>41841182
vs.
>>41841170
>>41841080

You all are a bunch of damn optimists.
Roll me 1d100, DC70.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>41841215
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>41841215
IF WE SEE A WALL WE"LL BREAK THROUGH IT!

>>41841226
Yeeeeeeeeesssssss

We are the goddamn cure for Hollowism.

I'm gonna ask for just one more roll.
You know, in case you crit.
Because of course you guys would crit.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>41841288
You can't meme me, kyuu. I know your wily ways

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>41841215

>>41841226
Alright, alright. Writing for this.

Next thread though. Definitely gonna try our hands at turning our drill core into a bow.

>>41841442
wouldnt it be better to form the arrows from the drill instead of the bow?

>>41841470
Why not just form the bow from the drill? Form everything from the drill, a drill bow that fires drill arrows from a drill core

>>41841470
Just to pew pew from the drill itself?

Eh...I dunno I figured it would gain the sleek look of Lazengann and have the ability to change angles in mid-air and maybe even used as whips like the robot can.

I dunno. Depends on what Kyuuem figures.

>>41841014
Your Core Drill glows with power, burning with the righteous strength of your soul. You know what you have to do.

You won’t kill her. You can’t. You’re not that kind of person. You aren’t certain if your father is, but he would probably do it simply because it was the easiest option.

You aren’t your father though. You don’t think you ever CAN be your father, no matter how many medical textbooks you rifle through.

You position your hands over the very last link in the Plus’ Chain of Fate. It is here where the Corruption is most palpable, where the girls’ corruption into the form of a Hollow will begin.

Clutching your Core Drill, you think about the many times your father had ever tried to stray you from your path. How he always kept pushing you away whenever youasked him about Quincies. How he had gifted you every bit of knowledge he knew you could digest so that you could save the living rather than the dead.

And regardless, you still decided to walk your own path. A path that not even grandfather could understand.

After all, Grandfather was afraid of this same power- the power that had trapped you in its midst for three days, locking you away simply so that you could learn. It may have taken you almost a year to truly internalize it, but now you realize: you aren’t a true Quincy. Not like how Grandfather wanted. You don’t know why, of course, and you’re sure Grandfather has his reasons. It’s still terribly unfair, that you cannot be the Quincy your Grandfather wanted.

No. You know who you are. You are not a doctor, bent on protecting the living through cold calculations and steady surgery. You are not a true Quincy, though you learn their Arts, whom strive to protect the dead through careful aim and resolute power.

No. You are Uryu Ishida.

And you-
”Spin on.”
-are a Spiral. You may not know what that quite means yet, but you will.
***

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>>41841758

Within the hallowed halls of the Soul King Palace, the King awaits the coming of yet another Warrior. Even as his body fuels the cycling of souls the world over, the King smiles a soulless, mirthless smile.

For is not a cycle a spiral in itself?
***
End: Ishida Quest: Drill Two!

>>41841794
YAY! Thanks for running Kyuu!

>>41841794
thanks for running

>>41841794
Thanks for running.
I wonder when we'll do our first Giga Drill Breaker.

>>41841794
Its gonna be Spiral King vs Spirit King.

So exciting.

Hurm. Think we'll meet Orihime and Tatsuki soon? Tatsuki gonna kick our butt in karate.

>>41841758
So what exactly have we done to her beyond just healing her?

>>41842022
We turned her into our Boota-equivalent.