>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] I should try and get this shadow war thing over quickly...
>[] cuddle with Maria

>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] cuddle with Maria

>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] I should try and get this shadow war thing over quickly...
>[] cuddle with Maria

>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] I should try and get this shadow war thing over quickly...
>[] cuddle with Maria
>[] visit the witch
She's been goofing off. I hope she finished that locket thing by now.

>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] cuddle with Maria

>>41774543
>[] and if Maria dies, I'll be heart broken.....
>[] I should try and get this shadow war thing over quickly...
>[] cuddle with Maria

And if Maria dies, well I'd be so heartbroken I don't know if I could continue on in this world without her, and I very much like enjoying this unlife with her. Hmm, I should probably try and get this shadow war thing over as quickly as I can, because it's probably not a good thing for my health with a name with Shadow war.

Then again, why am I worrying about it anyways, it's not like it's effected me yet, so why worry? but I should still be on my guard, for maria's sake at least, since I know no part of me could survive losing her.

I lay my head back down on Maria's chest, listening to her heart beat and her blood flow, such a wonderful noise, it almost makes me want to purr. Truly this is bliss right here, I just wish it could last forever.

What do I do?
[] ask Maria something
[] take a cat nap
[]ask someone about the shadow war
[] go to a class
[] visit the witch/ clementine and snack
[] take a job
[] write in

>>41774887
>[] take a cat nap

>>41774887
>[] take a cat nap
>[] visit the witch
I want to make some progress on the immortality thing, time to crossreference wit Witch and Reaper now that we have a cauldron

>>41774887
[] take a cat nap
[]ask someone about the shadow war

>>41774887
>[] ask someone about the shadow war
>[] visit the witch
We should run into horsefur on our way to the witch.

>>41774887
>[] ask Maria something
How she gets along with our older sisters
>[] take a cat nap

>>41775107
Second

>>41774887
>[]ask someone about the shadow war
One of our teachers.

>>41774887
>[] take a cat nap
>[] visit the witch
>[] ask Maria something
How she gets along with our older sisters

But I'm not stupid enough to think that it could last that long, at least as long as there are still people around that could hurt Maria, or even me by some great bit of luck. and if they could hurt either of us they could hurt my sisters....urrgh I'm doing far too much worrying, it's going to make my hair fall out from stress if I keep on riling up my worried thoughts like this, I should just enjoy myself for now, I mean life was meant to be enjoyed so why not enjoy it. I'll find enough to worry about when I wake up anyways.

I stretch and pull my legs up a bit as I hold myself closer to maria as she continues to scratch and pet me with one hand while the other holds me oh so gently.
....

I come out of my daze, have no clue how long it has been, but that doesn't matter really now does it?

I sit up, sliding out from under Maria's arms as I stretch. Okay, now that I've had my fill of peace for the day, time to start worrying as much as I can stomach.

But first.

I pull the blanket up and over Maria, giving her a quick kiss before I stand from the couch and grab my hoodie, throwing it on as I open the door to the hall way.

[You really do care for her don't you girl, always found it funny how the most terrible of killers could find some kind of love]

Shut up, I think as forcefully as I can as I pull my hood over my ears as I can almost smell the fear of those around me.

I look up, seeing a handful of very stressed out looking kids looking at me in their disheveled school uniforms. I smile widely, causing the biggest of them to hide behind the smallest, a funny little act that makes me chuckles as I walk down the hallway and to the stairs.

I think I'll visit kimberly, see if she's come upon any alternative ways of giving my dear maria a better form of eternal life.

<Oh, so that's what happened to that perverted little apprentice...hmm, would've thought you'd have consumed her already>
cont

>>41775231
"She makes for a wonderful blood bag" I mummer under my breath
<Oh how the mighty have fallen indeed>
[ah, but we were both defeated by her so it's the most simple law of the natural world that she'd eat us, the strong survive the weak die]
<Oh shut the hell up jack, stop enjoying this>

Shut up.
God, those two are getting annoying, now that they have eachother to talk to, maybe I should go on a soul diet, because I think I may go even madder with one more voice in my head.

*Pomph*

"Oh sorry, didn't see quite you there Layla, nearly tumbled right over didn't I?" I hear a familiarly painfully happy voice say "What are you doing away from your bride to be anyways?"

"Just making sure our friend has a gift for her" I say stepping around the broken gasmask wearing man "Also care to answer what this whole shadow war business is?"

"OH well, three of the other great bands of killers have decided they don't like us, mostly because of you to be completely honest" He says, chuckling under his breath, well that is kind of funny in an odd way I guess "Oh course they're the order of the lord's dagger, the ashen cauldron coven <Oh at least get our name right>, and Naturis"

"Hmm, well that's good to know I guess, don't know how I pissed off the last one though, since I've never heard of em" I say as I start to walk down to the witch's home and where I hold my bi weekly poison club things

"Eh, who knows, they get pissy over anything really" Horsefur says as he walks in the opposite direction of me.

Okay so I just need to kill three entire guilds of trained murderers like myself...well this seems like a fun late summer project. But that whole mess isn't what's on my mind right now, what's on my mind is why is there now a giant tree growing out of this old shitty building?

I look up at the towering mass of bark and leaves and sigh, walking through the door horsefur left open as I walk down the finely groomed plant and bush covered hallway.
cont

>>41775418
Oh she's lucky I still need her, because these little gardening shenanigans of hers is really starting to push my nerves.

I stand in front of the weird mass of plant life where her door used to be, and walk through it, dodging to the right as i hear a shrill shriek of joy.
Followed by a very loud thud
[ouch]

"Mistress" kimberly groans rubbing her head as she sniffles "did you have to do something so mean to little old me?"

I nod.
she frowns, heartbroken, deliciously so.

What do I say?
[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
[] how goes the study
[] Do I need to hurt you? I told you to work and here you are, lazing around like a dog
[]Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?
[] Any good news?
[] So how are you doing today?
[] Well ... it looks nicer than it did before at least.
[] write in

>>41775506
>[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
>[] Do I need to hurt you? I told you to work and here you are, lazing around like a dog
>[]Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?

>>41775506
>[]Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?
>[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
>[] how goes the study

>>41775506
>[] Do I need to hurt you? I told you to work and here you are, lazing around like a dog
>[]Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?

>>41775506
>[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
>[] how goes the study
>[] Any good news?
>[] Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?

>>41775506
>[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
>[] how goes the study
>[] Any good news?
>[] So how are you doing today?
>[] Well ... it looks nicer than it did before at least.

>>41775506
>[] So how are you doing today?
>[] SO I see you've gotten a new hobby
>[] how goes the study
>[] Any good news?
>[] Jack, Alive, Care to give some words to our friend here?
deleting old post>>41775551

I look around the once bare and quite depressing concrete room, I can't even see her bed anymore, which is kind of a disturbing thought if I think about it, she probably just sleeps on flowers and toadstools now, just thinking about it makes me want to give myself a bath.

"So I see you have a new hobby, Kimberly" I say smiling widely, as kimberly stands up and starts toying with her shirt's collar trying to be coy "How goes the study, you know, the very important study I asked you to look into, mmm a few months ago was it?"

Kimberly lets go over her shirt and covers her neck, taking a few steps back, but I quickly close the gap.

"I..I must've gotten distracted with other things, m..mistress" She says meekly "I mean it's just such a wonderful feeling, making life instead of toying with it"

"Mmmhmm" I say as I gaze into her eyes, far too closer for even her to feel comfortable with it "So do you have any good news for me then?"

"Weeeell" she says laughing nervously "Well I found two new ways of immortality"

I smile and take a step back, as she stares at her feet, looking like she just saw the devil himself.

"Er, one involves trees and I think you'd just hit me if I told you about it" She says chuckling "and the other is forcing her consciousness to be reborn intact....forever"

"Mhmmmmm"I Say nodding slowly "Jack, Alive, care to give some words to our friend here"

"Huh?" Kimberly ask tilting her head as I press a finger to one of my fangs, puncturing two holes into it.

I pull it from my lips and hold it out, letting the two drops of blood hit the ground, where they boil and spread, growing larger as Kimberly stands like a small dog about to get kicked.
She shrieks in terror and crumples down in a small ball as Alive claws her way out of the blood puddle.

I sigh, and so does alive, who stays halfway in the ground, holding her head up as she stares silently at the whimpering witch, while Jack simply adjusts his cloak and looks on
cont

>>41775762
as blood seeps from everypart of him

"Well that could have gone better couldn't it" He says smiling friendly as alive crawls the rest of the way out and prods kimberly inquisitively, causing her whimpers to grow louder as she curls up tighter.

What do I do?
[] Kick the witch
[]Mess with the witch
[] Such a cry baby....
[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?
[] try to comfort the witch 1d20
[] Oh come on it isn't that bad, do you want to see the others to?
[] write in

>>41775806
>[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?

>>41775806
>[] Kick the witch
>[] Such a cry baby....
>[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?

>>41775806
[] Such a cry baby....
[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?
[] Oh come on it isn't that bad, do you want to see the others to?

>>41775806
>[] Kick the witch
>[] Such a cry baby....
>[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?

>>41775806
>[]Mess with the witch
>[] Such a cry baby....
>[]So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41775806
>[] Such a cry baby....
>[] Oh come on it isn't that bad, do you want to see the others to?
>[] So, do either of you know anyway to immortality that doesn't suck balls?
>[] try to comfort the witch 1d20
Come on dice, roll a 1.

>>41774887
>with a name with Shadow war.
What?

>>41775927
The second with is probably supposed to be a "like".

>>41775927
like, sorry, didn't get much sleep

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41775806
>[] try to comfort the witch 1d20
>[] start drinking her before she can notice

We should probably question Kim at some point over where exactly this nature stuff comes from, druid assassins are apparently one of the groups aligned against us.

I move my leg to kick Kimberly as hard as I can, but I stop halfway through and put my foot down, tilting my head, before I shrug my shoulders and sigh.

"Such a cry baby" I giggle "would've thought you'd be used to this sort of thing, but besides that, do either of you two have know any kind of immortality that doesn't suck balls"

"Eating mermaid flesh" Jack says grimly, smiling under his hood as rivulets of rotted looking blood slowly streak down his lips and onto his teeth "Putting your soul in a painting but that's ones a bit outdated if you ask me, using the life force of others to keep yourself young forever, there's plenty of ways, trust me, there are still some among our old family that remembered the first purge of it, though I doubt from what I've heard that most would agree with your beloved'

Alive hops up and down, holding her hand up and smiling happily as she does so.

"Speak up" I say, causing her to frown and glare at me "and what's her problem besides the whole murdering her and keeping her locked in my terrible mind with a bunch of other souls that must be crazy by now?"

"She mute Layla" Jack says flatly

"Oh, well shit" I say shrugging

"Here, I'll interrupt for her" Jack sighs, staring at her for a moment "Hey, possessive cat thing, I have an idea, that I've gathered from a few of your loose thoughts, you have a soul gem don't you?"

I slowly nod, staring at the girl that looks like something from a bad horror movie.

"mhm, well combined with my expertise in making dolls, we'd be able to give her a timeless body, while keep her emotions intact" Jack says

"You're lucky I don't slap dead people" I say angrily "Oh wait I do"

"HEY FUCK YOU CAT BITCH!" Jack shouts

Me and alive both stare at him

"Ah, sorry, got a bit carried away there" He says smiling friendly

Alive punches Jack in the shoulder.

"Hey, that still hurts you know" Jack sighs "not physically but emotionally, okay?"
cont

>>41776161
What do I do?
[] Hit him again
[] hit yourself, alive
[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war
[] be nice to the witch
[]desummon them
[] take a job
[] get a quick bite to eat
[] go to a class
[] remove all the plants around here
[] write in

>>41776189
>[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
Need more information on the effects of the timeless body bit and eating mermaid flesh
[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war

>>41776189
>[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
>[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war
>[] be nice to the witch
>[] take a job

>>41776189
>[] Hit him again
>[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war

>>41776189
[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
Mermaids flesh and dorian grey way.
[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war

>>41776189
>>41776217
Seconding

>>41776161
>[] be semi-nice to the witch
>[] read spellbook
>[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war
>[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
>mermaid flesh
>timeless body
That timeless body better not be just some doll thing.

>>41776189
>[] take a job

>>41776189
>[] take a job

>>41776189
>[] read spellbook
>[] ask them for advice on how to deal with the shadow war
>[] Ask about a specific brand of immortality
>mermaid flesh
>timeless body

>>41776189
>[] Read a spell book, then take a job

>>41776189
>>41776217
Add
> read spell book
Its been far too long, I forgot

>>41776189
>Take Maria on a job, hope she becomes imortal

Worked for us.

>>41776448
Layla didn't become immortal on a job.

>>41776467
Kinda did in that we got vamp blood from a job, we just had a delayed immortality cause /tg/ was busy having a shit storm over it.

>>41776491
Good thing we did, that vampirism we could have gotten back then sucked hard.

>>41776491
That immortality having been shit is part of why we are trying so hard to find something good for Maria. Generally taking stuff when it comes is inferior to cauldron improved immortality.

>>41776547
>That immortality having been shit
We seem pretty happy with it.

>>41776575
What we have now is completly different from HMs plan back then.

>>41776575
We don't have that one, vampirism got heavily revised between that and Layla becoming a vampire.

>>41776575
Arguable.
Laylas assessment is not completly reliable on account of being completly deranged.

>>41776612
Maria is batshit enough to get into murder school.

I rub my forehead, my tail swishing back and forth s I try to think with all of kimberly's pathetic sobs distracting me.

"Okay, Please tell me the timeless body doesn't have to do with dolls" I say staring at Alive, who's still hitting jack as high as she can reach

"Hey stop it, you wanted to say that you know it" Jack sighs as Alive starts making a variety of rapid handsigns "Oh sorry, mhmhm, well it works on the same principle, fish breath, er I mean it could be a doll, or anything, it just has to be a suitable vessel for her soul, it could be anything really...but yes the simplest way of doing it would be a life sized doll, since the other options are kind of...time consuming, and don't forget immoral Alive, not that either of us care of course, Layla"

"Okay, how about the mermaid one?" I ask as I prod the witch gently with my foot

"Catch a mermaid, feed it too her" Jack says flatly "Shouldn't be to hard, I mean you are a cat vampire after all, really simple infact, if you can find one"

"Okay, thanks for not fucking around with that" I say happily as I turn away from the witch "So how would you'd deal with the shadow war"

"Now this probably sounds a bit treasonous, but I'd take out The ashen cauldron has only seven actually killers left in it" Jack says tilting his head and smiling grotesquely "Take them out, and they'll bend to your...HEY, stop it alive, we're dead, we serve them no longer, godammit, anyways, you could also just kill the head, and well they'll fight for power, or just leave on their own studies"

"Okay, I mean it isn't that hard to figure that out" I say as I walk away from the witch, who's now just shivering silently on the floor, and grab her book, hanging some vines.

"OOOOH' Jack says excitedly "I know that book, here, I can show you some good ones"
cont

>>41776637

Choose 1 spell to learn, roll 1d20 to learn it, since they're stronger spells, since jack is showing you them
[] Call lighting
[]Ethereal jaunt
[] Breath of life
[]Speak with animals
[] Medusa's glare
[] Summon demon
[]Fey walk
[]Touch of time

>>41776620
But the part of Maria that got her here isn't the one whos opinion primarily matters.

>>41776653
>[]Touch of time

>>41776653
>[]Touch of time

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41776653
>[]Touch of time

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41776653
>>41776677

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41776653
>[]Touch of time

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41776653
>[] Touch of time

>>41776653
>[] Summon demon

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41776653
[]Touch of time

Why is everyone voting for touch of time?

Goddamn samfags

>>41776797
Sounds like the most useful.
Ethereal Jaunt was tempting but Layla might get Bloodform at some point anyway.
Call Lightning would have been decent enough, but we already got a electricity spell, and I see no point in Speak, Summon and Breath.

>>41776797
Because the other ones don't sound as interesting.

>>41776653
>[] Call lighting
I know it won't win but here.

The fleshy specter grabs the heavy and now root covered book and begins to flip through it, drops of blood falling from his fingers as they rapidly turn the pages, before he smiles widely, and shoves the book back to me, Alive look over my shoulder as I try and read exactly what he wanted to show me.

The first thing I notice is the picture of a beautiful women in what I think is a fur coat, next to an old man who looks rather shocked at the fact he has hands.

Touch of time, one of the more...looked down on spells out there, a component of the detested youth eating spell, with this crudely brilliant spell, with but a touch, you can wither and age near anything with but a touch. While most use this spell to kill mundane humans, or rust away metal, others have used it to age wine, cheese, and even grow trees, a rather useful spell, if you're not a sick murder, now all you must do for this spell is form an hourglass shape with your fingers or trace it with your preferred casting vessel.

I groan as I swear I feel my brain sizzling inside my head as I slam the book shut and stumble away, trying to figure out why my teeth feel so cottony.

I look back and see Jack and Alive have vanish.
oh that's just like them. I shake my head and rub it, and walk out the door, damn that hurt

What do I do?
[] Go to the beach
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] go to a class
[] take a job
[] find someone I know
[]go back to Maria
[] wander around school
[] getting kind of thirsty
[] write in

>>41777008
>[] take a job

>>41777008
>[] take a job

>>41777008
>[] Go to the beach

>>41777008
>[] go to a class
The teacher that'll most likely know about touch of time.

>>41777008
>[] take a job

>>41777008
[] take a job

>>41777008
>[] getting kind of thirsty (get a quick snack from the witch)
>[] take a job

>>41777008
>[] getting kind of thirsty (get a quick snack from the witch)
>[] take a job
Even though she doesn't deserve it

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>>41777103
Your just doing that so you can bitch about samefags.

>>41777142
What the fuck is it with people and samefags today?
Did some other quest implode over it over the weekend?

>>41777008
>[] find Lily
>[] take a job

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>>41777160
>today

>>41777188
Most ASQ threads we don't really have any problems with it outside of power votes.
And now thats the second anon who rambles about it for no apparent reason.

Now, I better get back to Maria before she wakes up, and notices I'm gone again, don't need her worrying after all. But of course I can't do that, since I need to let out some pent up aggression from having to deal with that, and besides, my kind of therapy would be the perfect time to test this new toy that Jack had given me.
[I knew you'd like it]
<Asskisser>

Shut up, how many times do I have to tell you two just to shut up when your inside me.
<Hehehehahahahahahhahahaahaha>
....I don't get it? what's so funny about me wanting some godamn silence once in awhile?

oh forget it.

What kind of job do I take?
[] normal
[] double faced coin
[] Double faced coin *Solo*
[] Shadow war

>>41777223
>[] Shadow war

>>41777223
>[] normal
>[] Shadow war
Either works for me

>>41777223
>[] Shadow war
>[] Take Lily.

>>41777223
>[] Shadow war

>>41777223
[] Shadow war

>>41777223
>[] normal
>[] Shadow war
Either the normal for easy vampire level up, or the shiny new job is good.

>>41777223
>[] Shadow war
OH, shiny new thing. Time to get more of the cauldron assassins, gotta catch 'em all.

>>41777265
My Lilybro.

Backing.>>41777223

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>>41777343

>>41777223
>[] Shadow war

Hmmm, other assassins have always given me the most fun, no doubt about it, and we're at war with a whole three guilds of them, this is wonderful, Wonderful!, WONderfuuul!! WONDERFULL!!!!
<Oh dear>

I laugh happily as I rush out of the shitty tree building and down the tunnel of trees leading to it, running down the courtyard, no doubt causing a small panic as I do so, but I don't care, I'm going to have so much fun with this, I just know it.

I walk over to the headmasters building, the two agents constantly playing cards outside nod to me as I open up the door, ignoring the old secretary trying to talk to me as I walk down the hall to the headmaster's office, still laughing to my hearts content.

I open up the door, and see the headmaster staring at me, as he slowly puts down the book in his hands and takes a deep breath.

"What's with you millers and breaking into my office?" He asks "I mean at least your sister came with an invitation, did my guards at least try and stop you, throwing their lives away for me?"

"Guards?" I ask, Oh I didn't know he had guards, must've never of noticed

"Oh godammit" He groans rubbing the bridge of his nose "Useless godamn, need to get an actual security system in here...so what do you want"

"I want to end the shadow war as violently as I can manage" I say

"Ah...well....can't really....argue?" he says slowly "I mean....oh forget it, I've long since stopped trying to think of you as a normal student, so who do you want to kill, my cat?"

What do I say?
[] Some of those zealot bastards
[] Wizards, I'm getting addicted to their taste
[] the damn hippies, I hate their name, so they must die

>>41777486
>[] the damn hippies, I hate their name, so they must die

>>41777486
>[] the damn hippies, I hate their name, so they must die
one of each

>>41777486
>[] the damn hippies, I hate their name, so they must die

>>41777486
>[] Some of those zealot bastards
We still owe them some terror and pain for trying to kidnap our sisters, Again.

>>41777486
>[] the damn hippies, I hate their name, so they must die
Sneaky little scavengers are the worst kind of enemy.

>>41777486
>[] Some of those zealot bastards

I feel like we are picking more then just the opposing faction.

"The damn hippies" I say "Whatever they were called, I know that I hated their name, so as far as I care, all of them must die"

"Naturis, riiight, no wonder why fraust likes you so much" The old man says nodding slowly "Well, you're in luck, we're currently taking actions against them, So, tell me, which of these folders I've tossed together while in the throes of a terrible bender makes you're dead heart flutter?"

Choose mission
[] KILL, Starchild willow *Allie, Mike Fraust*
[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*
[] DESTROY a cell *allies, five agents*
[]Burn their whicker man *Allies, horsefur*

>>41777486
>[] Some of those zealot bastards

>>41777698
>[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*

>>41777698
>[] DESTROY a cell *allies, five agents*

>>41777698
>[] KILL, Starchild willow *Allie, Mike Fraust*
FUCK YEAH FRAUST
And a Ms Stone mission, I can barely choose.

>>41777698
>[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*

>>41777698
>Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*
It's been too long since we used poisons.

>>41777698
>[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*

>>41777698
>[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*
Vitriolic partnership HO!
Vampire Tag Team

>>41777698
>[] KILL, Starchild willow *Allie, Mike Fraust*
Our good old buddy!

>>41777698
>[] DESTROY a cell *Allies five agents*

>>41777698
>[] DESTROY a cell *allies, five agents*
Lets be honest, we are more of a mass murderer then an assassin.

>>41777698
>[] DESTROY a cell *allies, five agents*

>>41777815
Layla is whatever lets her watch people die in fear and agony.
Though funnily enough she used to look down on the direct murder that is now her MO.

>>41777698
>[] Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*

>has the choice between super fun time with Fraust, Stone or Horsefur
>Picks working with 5 generic dudes
I don't even

>>41777698
>[] DESTROY a cell *allies, five agents*
Kinda surprised this wasn't enough to make everyone jump on it.

>>41777698
>>41777730
changing to
>Poison the special water of one of their cells *Allies, Amelia Stone*

>>41777930
Wouldn't those be double faced coin guys?

>>41777943
I have no idea what appeal you see in that one.

>>41777982
They aren't agents, agents are the higher guys like Horsefur or Morningdew who work for the guild and have finished school.

>>41778001
Fairly sure they have been refereed to as agents before.

Seriously though, killing a entire cell. That should be all the sales pitch you need.

>>41778057
Nah, not with 5 others to share the kills with.

Also they are always refered to as double faced coin members in stuff like this. Just "agents" clearly refers to guys like Horsefur

>>41778057
>Seriously though, killing a entire cell. That should be all the sales pitch you need.
We get good killing in with the others too, and killing a entire cell sounds like we don't even get to properly appreciate the dying.

Sorry I needed to get some food.

I grab the nearest folder, one that has the words "Operation: Poison nile" on it, I flip it open and see a picture of familiar grey hair women inside it, Ms stone.

I hand him the folder and he grabs it and shrugs.

"Well, meet her at the runway then" He says, leaning back in his chair as he presses something under the desk, causing the painting covered the escape route to open up. I nod, and rush out of it, and through the forest, tripping and stumbling over vines, and what look like the bones of those religious nutters we killed awhile ago as I stumble into the air strip, just as two planes take off.

I start to open my mouth to scream angrily, when I see a figure wearing a heavy robe stumble towards a plane.

I smile and run towards her, she turns and looks at me

"Oh don't tell me" She sighs heavily and sleepily

"Yep" I say smiling smugly

"fine get in, at least you won't die easily" She sighs as she steps onto the small and sleek looking plane.
...

What do I do?
[] ask her how being undead is going
[] Wait until you get there
[] Summone Alive and jack
[]practice magic
[] write in

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going
>[] Summone Alive and jack
>[]practice magic

>>41778143
[] ask her how being undead is going
[] Summone Alive and jack
[]practice magic

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going
>[]practice magic

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going

>>41778143
>[] ask her how being undead is going
>[] practice magic

I walk up the metal steps to the plane behind her, the verticle door swinging shut behind me with a sound of a hissing cat.

Oh wow, doesn't this look first class, why would we need velvet seats just to be taken to our killing ground? oh who cares, I sit down and start undoing my hoodie, I think I'll need to get wear my Cheshire clothes for this, besides, it look nice, really nice. I pull my hoodie off and start to put on my cheshire outfit on.

"So how's being undead treating you ms stone?" I ask as I start to put my arms through its sleeves

"Oh wonderfully" she says "don't have to waste time sleeping anymore, but it'd be better if your...toy would let me have a bite of that girl you kidnap, but no, she says the "Snack" is only for you"

"Ah good old Clementine, loyal as ever" I say as I pull my ears around, trying to get them to fit into the holes in the food

"Are you going to be talking for the entire mission?" Ms stone asks Angrily "are you even going to try to be somewhat professional?"

"is that a rhetorical question?" I ask as I pull my smiling metal mask into place, my voice disorting from it

Ms stone growls angrily and turns away from me as I sit down, well she isn't going to be much for conversation, well without me trying to drive her mad by annoying her, so I'll just get empty my head a little.

I pull my curved knife from my side, and cut my thumb, letting the blood flow down it and onto the floor, Jack groaning as he claws his way out of the growing and bubbling pool and Alive following shortly afterwards.

"What in the name of all that is...forget it" Ms stone sighs, "Just forget it"

"Oh so I take it we're going to be killing some people then?" Jack asks

"Yep" I say smiling

"This is a stealthy mission, no killing unless we have to" Ms stone growls like a rabid dog

I smile widely, and begin to snicker, and then chuckle, which turns into a laugh, which slowly grows madder and madder, until Ms stone throws a metal suit case at my head
cont

>>41778377
denting the wall next to it as I dodge out of the way, Jack reaches towards her, but I shake my head as Alive stares out the window looking incomprehensibly happy.

"Okay fiiiine, I'll shut up you old stick in the mud" I sigh

"Good" Ms stone says smiling happily as she brush as stray strand of hair out of her face
....
a while later.

"Drop point reached" A mechanical voice says throughout the small plane.

The door pops open, and Ms stone stands up, and cracks her back, big leathery bat like wings with a dusty grey coat of fur on them almost like moth wings bursting out of it as she does so.

"Come on, kitten, lets see how you when you can't just kill everyone in your way" She says as she steps towards the open door, as all the air begins to drain out and all the noise is replaced with the buffeting of wind.

What do I do?
[] Is that a challenge
[] is there a paracute?
[] WAHOOO *jump out* 1d20
[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely
[] use a spell to help you get down safely
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41778487
>[] Is that a challenge
>[] WAHOOO *jump out* 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41778487
>[] WAHOOO *jump out* 1d20

>>41778487
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41778487
[] Is that a challenge
[] WAHOOO *jump out* 1d20

>>41778487
>[] Is that a challenge
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely

>>41778487
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely

>>41778487
>[] Is that a challenge
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely

>>41778529
I THOUGHT we were being unnaturally lucky today

>>41778529
Goddamnit you stupid ass faggots

>>41778529
Why would you even take the wahoo option?

>>41778529
>>41778505
>>41778504
What is even the fucking point?

Seriously newfags confusing Laylas being willing to do reckless things with constantly doing randumb shit is the most annoying development in this quest.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41778487
>[] Is that a challenge
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely
>[] Use Ill Omen.
Sorry miss stone.

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>>41778529
>taking a rolling choice in this situation.

>>41778581
>>41778582
Heh

>>41778582
Um ok, nevermind then.
>[] dont use ill omen.

>>41778582
Ill Omen doesn't actually help in this situation.
Unless you just want to fuck her over for its own sake, which is fair enough.
>>41778595
I don't see your point?

>>41778487
>[] Jack, Alive, get me to the ground safely

"Is that a challenge Ms stone?" I ask, smiling under my mask as I stand up and walk to the door besides her

"No, us staying hidden is vital to this mission" She says angrily, glaring at me with her bloodshot red eyes "We're invading a production cell of theirs, so it's heavily guarded, and even vampires can die"

"Don't care" I say as I walk out of the door "JACK ALIVE, GET ME TO THE GROUND SAFETY

"AYE AYE" Jack shouts, leaping after me, dragging alive along with him as he wraps his arms around my chest, pulling me to his wonderfully blood scented chest as Alive clings to the front of me as I look up to see a very angry Ms stone flying towards me, I smile, as the sound of rushing winds drowns anything she could be yelling at me out.

And a moment later, I hit the ground, with a splash, I stand up, wiping the blood from my eyes and sleeves as my ears twitch around as the blood flows off of me and reforms into Jack and Alive, both of whom seemed to have enjoyed themselves, though I can't really tell if Alive is smiling or not.

A second later Ms stone lands next to me and slaps me on the back of the head

"That was stupidly reckless" She says angrily "could have compromised the mission, or been captured"

I giggle, my mask distorting it to make it sound like a demon's snicker

"Ergh, just follow me with your freaks of nature and we should be fine" She says, sounding quite stressed and irritated.

What do I do?
[] Sneak along side her 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] Jack, Alive, distraction
[] summon more zombies from my body
[] wander around
[] Find some hippies 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

>>41778787
As a cat should

>>41778787
>initial 20s
Oh god, we are so fucked.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>41778730
>[] Sneak along side her 1d20

"Okay Ms stone" I say cracking my neck before I twist it around a bit to get a crink out of it before I get down on all fours and slowly begin to follow after ms stone as she crouches around, with her wings wrapped around her body, probably so at first sight she'd look like she was wearing ratty grey robes, or if she needs to fly away because we fuck up.

she turns around, looking angry, and then looks down, a shocked looking passing on her face.

"Wh..wh..what the fuck are you doing Miller?" She whispers, tilting her head as she looks at me

"Sorry, it's just one of my instincts" I say shrugging as I continue to follow after her, looking up at her as a spot light lights up where I would be standing, if I wasn't crouched low "besides, seems to work doesn't it?"

She sighs and crouches lower, walking between two concrete buildings that just look like giant blocks covered in vines, roots and trees. I follow after her, just scampering behind a sack of some kind of grain as a man in a dark brown robe turns to look at me. I stand up as Ms stone looks at a map as her wings hang over her head, looking a bit like old concrete at first glance...you know, if you're looking down at it.

"Okay, this should be the main production building" She says smiling "Honestly can't believe we've gotten this far without being spotted, however"

"Of course, there's a however" I groan as I stare at the blood stains on the wall in front of me, they kind of look like Jack and alive...you know if I squint really hard

"We need to get into it first" She sighs, stuffing her map back into her labcoat's pockets

"I may have an idea" I say smiling

"Oh god help me" She sighs, wiping her hand down her face.

what do I do?
[] Jack and alive distraction plan
[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] try and kill those two guards in front of it 1d20
[] let out Carlos
[] Let out the werewolf
[] Let out the vampire I ate
[] try and sweet talk the guards
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41779006
[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41779006
>[] Jack and alive distraction plan
>[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41779006
>[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots

>>41779006
>[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41779006
>[] get onto the top of the building 1d20 + jump boots

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41779100
Forgot roll.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41779006
>[] get onto the top of the building 1d20
>[] cast a spell 1d20, spider climb

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>41779006
>[] try and kill those two guards in front of it 1d20
Stealthy

>>41779006
>[] Jack and alive distraction plan

"Stay right here, I'll be right back" I say as a crouch down, getting ready to leap to the roof of this one story concrete box, running my hand across my shoes to make sure I remembered to put on my jump boots, and luckily, I did.

I push my legs up, leaping into the air, going far higher than I should have with just a jump. I land on the roof with a thud I hope no one heard. I look around and smile as I see some sky lights that look very easily broken into and a vent system in case we want to play at being spies.

I turn to go back and tell ms stone, when I hear the familiar sound of someone climbing up a rusted metal ladder...oh god, it's just like africa all over again.

What do I do?
[] get back to ms stone and tell her
[] ready a syringe of paralytic and stab him with it 1d20
[] give him the muscle relaxant 1d20
[] Sneak up and eat him 1d20
[] fill him with potassium 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20 or two
[] send a soul at him 1d20
[] Stab him with my knives 1d20
[] use the scythe 1d20
[] try and break through the glass before he sees me 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41779263
>[] fill him with potassium 1d20
>Make sure to drag him up on the roof

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41779263
[] give him the muscle relaxant 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41779263
>[] give him the muscle relaxant 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41779263
>[] give him the muscle relaxant 1d20

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>>41777777
How has this not derailed this thread?

Congrats buddy, it's all down hill from here

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41779263
>[] ready a syringe of paralytic and stab him with it 1d20

>>41779320
Because no one gives a fuck obviously

>>41779320
Probably because there was nothing remarkable about that post?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41779263
>[] give him the muscle relaxant 1d20

Wait a second, why am I worrying about that, I still carry around enough muscle relaxant to put down a cow on me at all times. I smile as I reach into one of my pockets, happy I took the time to transfer them out of my hoodie, as I pull a syringe up with the fingers of my left, holding it between the pointer and middle one as I crouch low to the ground and creep along towards the noise of the ladder.

I hide behind another vent, and close my eyes, as I hear the last groaning creak of the ladder, followed by boots scuffing against concrete.

I rush out of my hiding spot, wrapping an arm around his neck, covering his mouth, trying to stop his attempts at biting it as I plunge the syringe into his neck and hold him in place, which is made sooo much easier when his struggles start to die down.

I sigh and lay him down on the ground, drool flowing from his mouth as he groans drunkenly.

what do I do?
[] Have a bite to eat
[] Get Ms stone
[] slit his through
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] hide him 1d20
[] enter the building through the vents 1d20
[] break the glass
[] write in

>>41779441
>[] Get Ms stone

>>41779441
>[] Get Ms stone
>Ask why we can't just kil them?

>>41779441
>[] Get Ms stone
>eat him, question his soul about the facility

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41779441
[] Get Ms stone
[] hide him 1d20

>>41779441
>[] Get Ms stone
>[] Have a bite to eat

>>41779441
>[] Get Ms stone
>eat him, question his soul about the facility

>>41779441
>>41779515
seconding

>>41779345
>>41779349
It's the 41777777 GET

>>41779700
And no one cares.

You know, if I wasn't so thirsty, I'd just kill this dirty hippy and be done with it, but I want to prove Ms stone wrong, since she's been treating me a bit like a kid since I got on the plane, and this pile of meat may just know something that can help us. I push his bearded face up, nearly gagging as I get a whiff of his unwashed scent and bite into his neck, slowly draining him as he groans sleepily, trying to push my teeth off of him by slaping my head weakly, his hand clutches my hair with a baby like grip as he fades away
.
10 people completely drained. Level in vampire gained, will wait until the end of the mission unless you wish other wise
.

I slap my hand on his chest and pull, ripping his soul out of his body, screaming a howling whimper of fear only I can hear as I open my mouth as he tries to punch and kick me as I slowly take a breath in, drawing him into my mouth as I bite down and chew his misty body, before swallowing as a new screaming voice joins the chorus in my head for a moment.

I wipe my mouth, and spit on the corpse, trying to get the taste off of my tongue as I walk over to the side and peek down, to see Ms stone fiddling with some beakers

"Ms stone" I whisper "it's clear up here, come on, found two ways inside"

"Wait...I didn't hear any screaming" She says as she turns around, shutting her medical bag as she clambers up the side, using a few vines to climb up with the help of her wings which vanish as she pulls herself up "What did you...oh, I see"

"I can be sneaky when I want to" I say smiling

Now, dirty hippy, tell me is there anything I should know about this place.

*WHERE THE FUCK AM, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME, WHO ARE THESE THE FUCK IS THAT OH GOOOD I'M COMING DOWN AREN'T I, I CAN'T BREATH, I CAN"T FUCKING BREATH"

Jack

[mhm]
I feel a sharp pain in my head and gut for a second

Now I'll ask again
*Oh...uhm well the good water's held in the middle of the building, so it's easier to pipe to all the plants you...
cont

>>41779700
huh. didn't even notice.

>>41779776
jack is mr. fraust levels of bro

>>41779776
OH GAWD SMOKE MONSTER*

I sigh and shake my head, tuning out the scream that soon vanishes to the back of my psyche.

I see Ms stone sticking something under the window and popping it open, before she vanishes inside.

What do I do?
[] follow her
[] go in through the vents 1d20
[] send the hippies zombie back to his post
[]cast a spell 1d20
[] write in

>>41779801
>[] follow her

>>41779801
>[] follow her

>>41779801
>[] follow her

>>41779801
>[] follow her
Since when do we have the automatic-zombies ability?

>>41779801
[] follow her

>>41779899
I mean the Laylacard thing

>>41779927
>I mean the Laylacard thing
Ah his soul. Makes sense.
Is it very visible visually?

>>41779801
>[] follow her

>>41779968
Laylacard lets us give the souls we've eaten zombie-like bodies ala Alucard from Hellsing.

Well, no reason to not follow her. I walk over to the still open window and sit down on the frame, and slowly lower myself inside of it, feeling something grab my legs and pull me down. I move for my life, and see that the thing that pulled me down was Ms stone. She puts a finger to her mouth and shushes me. She covers her mouth as she points to a window not far from we're laying, and I see young girl leaning against it, looking like she's sleeping.

What do I do?
[] get her attention and stare into her eyes 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] try to sneak past her
[] Bite and dominate her 1d20
[] Try and kill her before anyone notices
[] Inject her with pottassium/ Muscle relaxant/ paralytic 1d20
[] leave it to ms stone
[] write in

>>41779968
it's night and they wear cloaks that cover most of them, so unless they get real close.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41780031
[] Inject her with Muscle relaxant1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41780023
I know, but when he said zombie I imagined he meant reanimating the body he left behind.

>>41780031
>[] get her attention and stare into her eyes 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20
can always use a new minion

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

>>41780054
>>41780083
WELP! Snack's gonna have new company
>>41780031
>cast a spell
familiar

>>41780054
>>41780083
welp
Looks like Layla gets to glaunt that superior generation to Ms Stone

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>>41780083
>>41780054
Na na na na NAT 40

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

>>41780124
Dat fucking smug cat.

>>41780107
Like hell we're going to familiarize a filthy fucking hippie!

>>41780141
>>41780107
Don't be dumb, she is way less useful if we tranform her now.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

>>41780031
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

>>41780171
Oh right, we're still in the middle of a group of people who can recognize her. Ah well, can always do it later. changing
>>41780160
to
>[] Bite and dominate her 1d20

>>41780107
>>41780160
>>41780141
Oh god the familiartards are back.

>>41780171
Fine.

>>41780224
Eh, it's a pretty useful spell and ensures complete loyalty. granted we shouldn't do it right now.

>>41780281
Eating them also does that. And it avoids the logistical hassle of all those slaves.

>>41780281
If it were our only means of control maybe, but for short term other means are better and we don't really need more longterm servants.

"Okay just stay low and quite Miller, for a few seconds, and I should be able to think up a way to get my sleeping powder on her" Ms stone says letting go of me as she ducks under the table, which I now realized is covered in plants, and wet PVC pipes "Maybe we could use the vents somehow?"

And then I smile, as I remember, I am a higher generation of bloodsucking leech than ms stone, and that I have much cooler powers than her.

"Oh there's no need to work your brain" I say smiling widely as I pull my mask down to my neck, and get off the table "I'll deal with her"

"Layla, if you're seen and somehow don't kill her before she sounds an alarm, know I will continue on my mission without you" She says coldly "With a heavy heart of course, but you must know that.."

"I said don't worry about it, just watch and learn slightly thinner blood" I say as I creep along the floor, on all fours...I really need to Stop letting "Maria" treat me like an actual cat. Things to worry about never.

I walk over to the one of the two doors out of here and twist the nob slowly, opening it just enough for me to slip out as the girl looks back and forth down the hallway covered in thick roots, and towards the front door.

She reaches for something around her neck, and a moment later I'm in front of her. she opens her mouth to scream, but I cover it. She reaches for something on her side, but I grab her. She looks in my eyes and glares, before she starts shaking as I open my already blood covered mouth, and bite down on her neck. She groans under my hands as her eyes go heavy and she blushes, her legs buckling as I take a quick sip of her blood, leaving her panting on the floor.

I turn around as she stands up and clings on my arm, much to my annoyance as I open the door.

"See, said I'd deal with it" I say smiling smugly as I pull my mask back up

"Ah yes, seducing the enemy, why have I not thought of that before" Ms stone says flatly "Good work,Miller, even it was strange work"

cont

>>41780297
It's nowhere near as fun. Besides when we rule over brasuburge with maria at our side our familiars can be the maids or something

>>41780323
"Can you do that again, it felt like a wonderful dream...You can have all of my spiritual essence if you do it again" the hippy girl says, still clinging to my arm.

"Riiight" I say smiling as I not so gently push her off .

"But mistress" She whimpers

"For once I'd recommend killing her" Ms stone says angrily as she peeks in the next room over.

what do i do?
[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
[]Is there anyone else in here right now?
[] Yeah I agree.
[] Lock the front doors for us, okay 1d20
[]go on a head...what's yer name
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] write in

>>41780394
>[]Is there anyone else in here right now?
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss

>>41780394
>[] Yeah I agree.
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
>[]Is there anyone else in here right now?

>>41780394
>[]Is there anyone else in here right now?
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss

>>41780394
[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
[]Is there anyone else in here right now?

>>41780394
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
>[] Is there anyone else in here right now?

>>41780394
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
>[]Is there anyone else in here right now?
>[] Yeah I agree.

>>41780394
>[] Hey, I'll bite again if you show us where the special water isssss
>[]Is there anyone else in here right now?

"Hey" I say grabbing her by her cheeks "if you show us where the special water is, I'll bite you again, for as long as you want"

"Really!?" She asks with a shout, causing ms stone to glare back at us

"Yes, just keep it down don't want your...friends? getting...Jealous?" I say shrugging "Also is anyone else in here?"

"Of course, do you want me to show you them?" She asks

What do I say?
[] Sure
[] No, in fact, keep us away from them, and show us the special water, okay? 1d20
[] Nooooooo
[]Ju..just shut up and show us the way
[] write in

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41780576
>[] No, in fact, keep us away from them, and show us the special water, okay? 1d20

>>41780590
knew we would pay for that nat 40

>>41780576
>[] Nooooooo
>[]Ju..just shut up and show us the way

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41780576
>[] No, in fact, keep us away from them, and show us the special water, okay? 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41780576
[] No, in fact, keep us away from them, and show us the special water, okay? 1d20

>>41780604
Its always this way, we get 20s to get us into the trouble, and then the nat 1s come.

>>41780590
>>41780644
Shame, and things were going so well too.

>>41780590
>>41780644
heh...hehehe.....hehehehehehe.....

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41780576
>[] No, in fact, keep us away from them, and show us the special water, okay? 1d20

>>41780590
>>41780644
Do we have any lucky coins?

>>41780675
I think if we use a coin for 'just' a nat1 we can salvage this.

>>41780703
1

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>>41780644
>>41780590
Wow

>>41780703
I hope so.

"No" I say gripping her shoulders "In fact, keep us away from them, AND show us the special water okay"

"Okaaay mistress" She says cheerfully as she skips down the hall humming to herself as she goes along

"I still stand by my opinion that it'd be best to just kill her" Ms stone says flatly as we follow her down the hallway.

"Maybe after she shows us the water" I say as I watch the girl in the brown robes stand in the middle of two hallways, and turn right, I follow her, sticking my hand in my pocket as.

"Oh hello brother wallflower" I hear her giggle.

I throw my hand out of my pocket on instinct, flinging the coin I had inside it out and forward, right into the open, about to be screaming mouth of a man with a ratty pony tail

It lands in his mouth and he starts chocking and gasping for air, before he swallows and takes a deep breath. He takes a look at me, and a fire alarm on the wall

"Don't you dare" I growl at him, my mask making me sound almost demonic.

He turns and makes a leap for it

What do I do?
[] tackle and stand 1d20
[] Cast a spell or 2 1d20
[] throw a knife at him 1d20
[] JACK 1d20
[] ALIVE 1d20
[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20
[] Stare into my eyes 1d20
[] Bite him 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41780860
>[] ALIVE 1d20

Rolled 11, 11, 10 = 32 (3d20)

>>41780860
>[] JACK 1d20
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20

Rolled 6, 11, 8 = 25 (3d20)

>>41780860
[] JACK 1d20
[] ALIVE 1d20
[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20

Rolled 13, 5 = 18 (2d20)

>>41780860
>>41780906
>[] JACK 1d20
>[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20
Right, forgot about the one action per person.

Rolled 1, 1, 10 = 12 (3d20)

>>41780860
>[] throw a knife at him 1d20
>[] JACK 1d20
>[] ALIVE 1d20

>>41780949
Anon

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>>41780949

>>41780949
Go and fucking kill yourself.

Rolled 12, 14, 15 = 41 (3d20)

>>41780860
>[] JACK 1d20
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20

>>41780958
I'm so sorry.
I think I just stop rolling today, or forever.

Rolled 12, 7, 4 = 23 (3d20)

>>41780860
>[] JACK 1d20
>[] ALIVE 1d20
>[] Kill him, and I'll bite you more 1d20

>>41780949
Not our day.
>>41780971
At least she killed him.

>>41780980
You have brought great shame upon us.

"Kill him and I'll bite you more" I purr, causing the girl to leap at him with her arms outstretched, smiling happily as she tries to strangle him, but he elbows her in the nose
causing her to scream and cry as I hiss angrily, my mask making it sound like something truly terrible.

"Miller no" Ms stone says as I open my mouth to shout.

"JACK, ALIVE KILL THIS FUCKER" I scream, as the two of them form out of nowhere, jack swinging his scythe, slamming it into the wall, the lights going out as alive throws her strings out, pulling on the guys arm..

He drags for a moment and leaps forward, as the girl screams like a mad dog a wraps her hands around his neck, choking him as he pulls the lever down and

"HSssssssh" I cry as water suddenly starts falling all over me and I hear doors opening

"oh godammit, good thing we can see in the dark" Ms stone growls like a feral animal "Come on, we can still finish the mission"

What do I do?
[] take my anger out on the poor bastard
[] take my anger out on the girl
[] follow stone
[] go full layla card
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] grab the girl
[] face my coming foes 1d20
[] write in

>>41781125
>[] take my anger out on the poor bastard
>[] follow stone

>>41781125
>[] follow stone

>>41781125
[] take my anger out on the poor bastard
[] follow stone
[] grab the girl
If stone asks, hostage or blood stockup.

>>41781125
>[] go full layla card
>Be the best damn distraction the world has seen.

>>41781125
>[] follow stone

>>41781125
>[] follow stone
>[] grab the girl

>>41781125
>[] follow stone
>[] grab the girl

>>41781125
>[] follow stone
>[] grab the girl

"Well seems like things have gotten a bit exciting eh?" I laugh as I run towards the hall, as alive slowly starts to tear off the dying mans arm, with a a nearly musical sound of tearing flesh and crunching bone. I see the girl, crying with a bloody nose as she chokes the life out of her friend.

Something strange spreads out from my chest and I grab her by the hood of cloak and drag her along with me, which is hard having her keep up and not stumble as I hear gun shots behind me and Jack laugh madly as I hear the familiar crackle of electricity.

I see ms stone turn down a corridor, holding what looks like somekind of shotgun as she does so, I catch up to her, the girl panting as she struggles to keep up

"You..you didn't leave me behind" The girl giggles happily as she tries to kiss me, but I keep her away by pushing her chin up

"Why'd you keep her, she ruined everything, or rather you did" Ms stone growls angrily "We were so close and you just had to try and get fancy back there"

"Eh, if it went wrong, it was destined to go wrong" I say "Besides, didn't see you try and kill him"

Ms stone grumbles and keeps

"Okay spare meat, where's the water" Ms stone sighs, trying to sound friendly.

"Oh just down two more halls" She says pointing ahead "past them"

I turn and see at least five fuckers in aprons, each pointing pistols at us.

I sigh heavily as Ms stone loads her gun.

What do I do?
[] CHARGE, duel wielding knives 1d20
[] CHARGE with the scythe 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[]Throw aknife 1d20
[] summon a soul or 2 1d20
[] Glare at them 1d20
[] DO you have any idea who you're fucking with?
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41781385
>[] DO you have any idea who you're fucking with?
>[] summon a soul or 2 1d20

Rolled 14, 6 = 20 (2d20)

>>41781385
>[] DO you have any idea who you're fucking with?
[] summon a soul or 2 1d20
[] Glare at them 1d20
Assuming the souls get their own rolls.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>41781385
>[] CHARGE with the scythe 1d20

>>41781437
I think the roll is for us to summon them, I remember Layla gets problems with that after a certain amount.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41781385
>[] DO you have any idea who you're fucking with?
>[] summon a soul or 2 1d20
Vampire girls

Rolled 4, 12 = 16 (2d20)

>>41781385
>[] Glare at them 1d20
>[] CHARGE, duel wielding knives 1d20
They'll flinch enough to close the gap.

>>41781385
>[] DO you have any idea who you're fucking with?
>[] summon a soul or 2 1d20

Okay, things are getting a bit crazy here, however thankfully I thrive in this kind of environment, I can do crazy, and if things get crazy, all I have to do is go wild and don't hold back anything. I begin to giggle as I hear the gunshots and screams behind me, it turns into a snicker as I hear a thunder clap, followed by a thud, it turns into a chuckle as I hear a broken scream followed by the crunching of bone, it turns into a laugh as they point their little guns at me, oh I'm sorry, but you'll need something A LOT bigger than that if you want any kind of a reaction from me, hehehe

"Do you have any idea who you''re fucking with here!!!?" I say as my laugh turns madder and madder, my mask distorting it to the point it sounds like it's coming from everywhere at once "I'm something that you wouldn't even meet in your nightmares"

*Bang* I flinch as I feel something forcing it's way out of my chest.

I look up and see two scantily clad bodies crawling half way out of my stomach, and one of the Naturis guys on the ground missing his head. A moment later the guns are back on me, but a moment is all it takes for the two vampiress to tear their way out and get a scent of blood, they growl like wild fucking animals, like we all are in some ways, and pounce on two of the other ones, trying to tear at their throats as they fire their puny guns in the air as their friends empty the rest of theirs into them, blowing bits and limbs off of them, but not stomping them

"SOOO COOOOL" the girl shouts happily as Ms stone runs forward, slamming one of the remaining men to the wall, before splatter his brains on it with a whack of her gun.

the other one looks around, and falls to his knees, scrambling away, screaming about monsters or something.

Ms stone starts running, and I follow her feeling a pain in my shoulder, damn, one of them must've gotten a lucky shot.
cont

>>41781681
I grab my shoulder, trying to figure out where the bullet it is so I can get it out before it fucks with my ability to stab things into other things, when the girl shouts "THERE" and points down a hallway Ms stone just ran past.

I grab her lab coat and pull her into it as the thundering footsteps get closer and closer.

We run through the open door, covering vines and onto a walk way made of what looks like a absolutely massive tree split open and made into a basin, the four branches of it leading off into different rooms.

"Finally we're here" Ms stone sighs "no to just defile it and get the hell out of here"

"Comeoncomeoncomeonbitemebitemebitmebiteme" the girl chants as she clings to my arm and I look down in the center of the water, which is glowing a funky teal color.

What do I do?
[] Toss her in it
[] Leap in it
[] let stone throw her stuff in it
[] look for a way out 1d20
[] Get ready for all the bastards about to try to kill me
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] Toss her in it
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20
I like this girl! She could be useful, Maybe give her a position in Brauserberg?

>>41781744
>[] Toss her in it
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20
>[] Get ready for all the bastards about to try to kill me

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] Toss her in it
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20

>>41781788
>I like this girl!
She has not expressed any personality at all whatsoever. You guys criteria for liking someone must be seriously low.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41781744
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it
>[] look for a way out 1d20
>[] Get ready for all the bastards about to try to kill me

>>41781808
She is a girl, she said vaguely lewd things.
Thats all they will ever need.

>>41781744
>[] write in
Bite her then
>[] Toss her in it
>[] let stone throw her stuff in it

>>41781808
I only want her to give as a blood doll to give to Ms. Stone. That way Allie will suffer like we suffer with Kimberly.

>>41781849
Perfectly understandable, I'm not saying there isn't practical use to her, just that saying you "like her" is kinda dumb, given she doesn't have a personality anymore.

Well better leave her to corrupting whatever is in that weird tree bowl, can't waste time getting distracted by that, need to fine a way out of here, need to get out of here before we get swarmed by the ants, wait...this is a tree right, and trees need lights soo. I slowly look up and smile as I see that indeed, I was right, most of the roof is just a massive sky light.
and the footsteps are getting closer, I put my hands to my sides, grabbing my knives as Stone stands back up looking triumphant and then realizes how screwed we are...were if there weren't a sky light.

What do I do?
[] tell her my plan to get out of here
[] Get ready for a fight 5d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] write in

>>41781849
Oh right that's her first name, I'd forgotten for the longest time

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41781906
>[] tell her my plan to get out of here
>Hellfire vomit to block their entrance