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>>41769975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0Qxk

With everything finally calmed, you and Chi-chi take your places in the ring. You both exchange a nod and smile; you're ready, she's ready. Godzilla and Gamera take their places. The giant, green, finned reptile stares you down. You never really realized it until now, but... this thing is powerful. Your Scouter had only previously picked up a presence of around... maybe 2000, but you can FEEL something closer to 5000, or even more...

Pilaf steps forward, making an announcement to the crowd. "I would like to thank all the participants who have shown up here at the Mifan Tournament! And a special thanks to the heroes among the fighters who stepped forth to stop the villainous Yakra in his attempt to cause chaos and destruction, saving many lives, including my own! With all this said... let the final round of the Mifan Tournament BEGIN!"

Godzilla lets out a roar as you take your stance. All right, Maple, time to do this!

>A. Stay on the defensive, this monster might have a lot more strength to it
>B. Attack! Don't let it gain the upper hand!
>C. Balance it out, fight as smartly as you can
>D. Energy Attack!
>E. Something else?

>>41769987
>C. Balance it out, fight as smartly as you can

>>41769987
>D. Energy Attack!

>>41769987
>>C. Balance it out, fight as smartly as you can
>D. Energy Attack!
Spirit bits on standby, either to shield or fire at openings.

>>41769987
>B. Attack! Don't let it gain the upper hand!
Punch him in the diaphragm, we can't give him the chance to use that breath of his!

>>41770085
hold his mouth shut then suplex

>>41770085
Why do you want to melee when it's our worst stat?

>>41770104
We must practice, plus we could try using our telekinesis to make it hit harder.

>>41769987
>C. Balance it out, fight as smartly as you can
>D. Energy Attack!

>>41770127
Practice doesn't give us stat points dumbass.

>>41770174
We can still try to do that telekipunch.

>>41770174
So yeah, let's just beamspam, cause we can use Ki limitlessly.

Yes, there is no measurement for spending energy to use Ki attacks.

Dude, stop being a cock.

>>41770209
We have Ki left still, I'm not saying beamspam forever retard, I'm saying we should use what we're good at while we can, You're the one being a cockmongler.

>>41770104
Do note that you aren't BAD at melee, you simply excel at Ki attacks right now. Melee also doesn't take up any dots of energy unless you put Ki into it.

Anyway, gimme 1d20, DC 15, best of 5.

>>41770174

Melee is still our bread-and-butter in between Ki attacks. While Maple may specialize in Ki stuff, going up close and personal is still a valid option.

But then again, captcha just showed me that someone put ice cream scoops in a taco salad shell, so I'm not sure what to believe anymore.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41770209
Hey, how effective will Ki be against Godzilla and Gamera?

>>41770236

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41770236
Word of god as spoken, stop arguing.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41770236

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41770236

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41770236

>>41770243
The DC rises when we use melee though since we aren't as good at it as we are Ki.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41770232
>calling someone a dumbass

>telling people how to play

>being a confrontational argumentative shit

Yes, I'm being a cockmongler.

>>41770236

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41770236

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41770236

Though if Maple manage to master telekinetically moving herself on a dime to counter or position herself in awkward positions for the opponent, it might be worth brushing up on melee counters or other such things.

>>41770287
I'm down for that but we should try it in practice, not in the tournament.

>>41770287
Some of that Tuffle gun-kata would be good paired with our Ki attacks.

>>41769987
You form up your Spirit Bits as Godzilla slowly stomps towards you. There's an odd sense of focus to its movements, though, as if the 5 meter tall monster actually knows something about martial arts. Heh, well, guess that's why it's here. When it tries to rush you, you carefully dodge aside and counter when you can, using your Spirit Bits to try to draw its focus away. Oddly it seems to not care too much about the orbs flying around blasting at it, as it it's used to having small, flying objects shooting at it. Still, you keep at it, carefully dodging an attempt to strike at you with its tail.

You jump up. "Take this!" you shout, quickly holding its mouth shut and having all six of your Spirit Bits come around to blast it in the gut with their final shots, you yourself then jumping down and striking where the blasts were. You get some distance as the monster roars. In spite of your attacks, though, the beast doesn't look any worse for wear. It hasn't gotten a good hit on you yet, but you don't want to take any chances...

>A. Hit it hard! Hit it fast!
>B. Stay balanced, keep this strategy up
>C. Go on the defensive, keep your distance
>D. Another Energy Attack!
>E. Chi-chi, switch!
>F. Chi-chi, combo!
>G. Something else?

>>41770516
>E. Chi-chi, switch!
What are Chi-chi's stats?

>>41770516
>>D. Another Energy Attack!
Kamehameha!

With our energy that outta do something.

>>41770516
Attempt to telekinetically lift godzilla up...up...UP...as far as you can lift him. And over the out of bounds area.

>>41770531
>>41770516
This, don't switch or combo yet. We need an opening.

>>41770550
No out of bounds here, that shit's for the weak.

>>41770516
>A. Hit it hard! Hit it fast!

>>41770516
>D. Another Energy Attack!

>>41770516
>>B. Stay balanced, keep this strategy up

>>41769975
Could you start including the pastebin with the character sheets in it on the OP?

>>41770516
>A. Hit it hard! Hit it fast!
Maple Smash
try to focus on a particular spot rather than peppering it.

>>41770668
I'll try to get an updated one up soon.

1d20, DC 14.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41770794
This guy is a tough nut to crack

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41770794
pew pew kaplow

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41770794
MAPLE SMASH!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41770794

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>>41770811
Aw fuck me, sorry guys.

Least we passed.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41770794

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41770794

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>>41770834

It's okay, anon. Everyone gets dicked over by super RNGesus sooner or later.

Rolled 12, 2, 19 = 33 (3d20)

>>41770811
...hmm.

>>41770889
Fuck...

Would Chi-chi ever decide to tag in on her own volition?

>>41770936
Yeah I think so

>>41770889
Ouch

>>41771004
>>41770909
Not TOO bad a bit of news...

Also hello Eail.

>>41771035
Hi mom.

I made barbecue for dinner so come have some when you're ready

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>>41770516
You get a good amount of distance, Godzilla standing still. You bring your hands forward, cupping them. "Kaaaa... meeee..."

Right as you start charging your attack, you notice Godzilla... smirk? You think that's a smirk. And ...its fins glow a bright blue. Crap.

You press onwards. "Haaaa... MEEEE..."

With a mighty roar, Godzilla unleashes its beam attack, the brilliant blue blast screeching towards you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q

You put your hands forward. "HAAAAAA!" Your own energy attack flies forward, meeting Godzilla's blast head-on. The power from both attacks starts cracking the floor of the arena... and you can feel that your opponent's blast is pushing yours back.

"Maple! Let me help!" Chi-chi asks frantically.

>A. Okay! Together!
>B. Wait, not yet!
>C. Put more energy into your Kamehameha!
>D. KAIO-KEN!
>E. Something else?

>>41771162
>>A. Okay! Together!

>>41771162
>A. Okay! Together!

>>41771162
>A.

>>41771162
>>A. Okay! Together!

>>41771162
>B. Wait, not yet!
>C. Put more energy into your Kamehameha!

>>41771162
>B. Wait, not yet!
>C. Put more energy into your Kamehameha!

>>41771162
>A. Okay! Together!

>>41769975
Hi Yuri Mom Kato!
Hi Questers!

What are we going to get unreasonably upset about today? :)

>>41771333
How "Coco" is a good name for Acer and Chi-chi's kid.

>>41771333
Melee attacks it seems.

2d20, DC 15, folks!

Rolled 6, 14 = 20 (2d20)

>>41771365

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41771365

Rolled 14, 5 = 19 (2d20)

>>41771365
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 19, 10 = 29 (2d20)

>>41771365
Gotta give it our all!

Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d20)

>>41771365
All these 14s, thats not funny.

Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d20)

>>41771365

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)

>>41771365

>>41771352
Like Coconut Milk, y'know?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>41771365
...well. This is gonna hurt.

Hmm...

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>>41771439
Though, a chi-chi's sorta like an izumi growth-wise.

>>41771532
Also, I fucking hate japanese names and kanjis.

>>41771352
What naming system does the Ox family use?
I'm assuming Bovinae, because Chi-chi's name references Udders, and Ox king's name includes Ox.
Acer's name obviously references trees.

So an obvious choice is Wisent (Wise Ent = wise tree, Wisent is a name for European bisons), or Ksirakakoli, the name of a Sri Lankan tree that lactates.

>>41771668
Or you know, we don't to go super hard in the paint with DBZ naming conventions.

>>41771668
I like Wisent.

>>41771668
Coconut trees look like Mahogany Trees, and vegans make coconut milk.

>>41771684
This works as well though, Some of the names can get REALLY stupid.

>>41771693
Almond Milk's better, I hear, and almonds are seeds. We could go with Almond.

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>>41771162
"All right, come on, Chi-chi!" you reply, trying to push back your opponent's attack. She dashes over to you and charges her own Kamehameha as quickly as she can, blasting it fast and adding it to your own. In spite of the added energy, Godzilla's attack is STILL going. It's not letting up, though you are pushing it back slowly.

Then you see it.

Oh shit.

GODZILLA is... charging... a Kamehameha...

Godzilla is charging a Kamehameha!

That... how?!

It fires the attack alongside its first beam, the combined Kamehameha from you and Chi-chi getting pushed back.

"...Maple, rest up." Chi-chi tells you flatly.

"H-huh?"

"HAAAAA!" she roars, pouring even more energy into her attack. The added power creates a titanic explosion, knocking you back. You're out of the arena, but Chi-chi is down.

You quickly pick yourself up. "Chi-chi! Come on, get up!"

To your relief, she manages to stand at the 2-count. But that took a lot out of her. Thankfully, it seems to have taken a lot out of Godzilla, too.

>A. Take a moment to rest
>B. Try to help Chi-chi telepathically
>C. Ask to tag in
>D. Something else?

>>41771668
Obviously Goku and Maple's kid, requiring to be named after both Trees and Food, will be some variant of Apple.

>>41771693
This is also viable. Clearly we need to shitpost at each-other, samefag, and ad hominem loudly until one of us has to do IRL shit and the other one can claim internets victory.

I shall start.

FAG NAME GO BACK TO >>>/tumbr/

>>41771668
A lactating tree?!
How do the baby trees nurse from it?

>>41771693
>>41771724
Ladies ladies please! Both of your ideas are terrible.
>>41771729
>C. Ask to tag in

>>41771729
>D. Something else?
Foresight. Look for an opening in Godzilla's defenses, or for a spot where Godzilla's going to blindside Chi-Chi's defenses, then go in and go in and go in like the U.S. Marshall and his 3 daughters.

>>41771729
>A. Take a moment to rest
Gonna follow teammate's advice

>>41771729
>A. Take a moment to rest
She asked us too

>>41771750
This, but also
>B. Try to help Chi-chi telepathically
So she can exploit his weaknesses too

>>41771729
>B. Try to help Chi-chi telepathically
Gotta get that Right Intention thing going.

>>41771750
>>41771771
Second

>>41771730
>Naming a half Saiyan after a FRUIT.
Yeah no you can fuck right the hell off.

>>41771730
>naming a saiyan after a fruit

>getaloadofthisguy.jpg

Gohan was also a shit name for a saiyan, obviously Goku shouldn't be allowed to name his children. Great name for a hooman though.

>>41771729
>B. Try to help Chi-chi telepathically

>>41771827
>>41771822
Guys just ignore him.

>>41771827
>obviously Goku shouldn't be allowed to name his children
Agreed.

2d20, DC 10.

Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

>>41771912

Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)

>>41771912
I have had it with these motherfucking ones, on these motherfucking rolls.

Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d10)

>>41771912

Team battle mind go.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41771912

>>41771822
I think a name like Goku's and Goten's could be good. their names mean "Knowledge of the Heavens," so I think something with "Sky" in it would be good. Also, something with plants as well. "Saku" means "To bloom," and even has the kanji for "Sky" in it.

Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>41771912

Rolled 1, 18 = 19 (2d20)

>>41771912

Rolled 9, 20 = 29 (2d20)

>>41771912

>>41771926
Oh fuck, his second brain is throwing us off!

>>41771947
>>41771926

D10s, anon.

Pass but strings attached.

Them 1s are hounding us today.

>>41771859
Interacting in a civil manner is selfish.
Childish autistic tantrums are amusing to watch.
But if all you do is watch tantrums, and not participate, then you are getting enjoyment from other people's effort, and giving nothing back to them. You are leeching.
If you find asperger frustrations amusing, then you should contribute, not just leech - some days, you must be the booty blasted aspergler ass burgular.

I know conventional wisdom is that being the "Better man", or the more morally virtuous human being, is remaining calm and reasonable in a hostile situation.
But this does not apply when the hostile situation is fun.
Sometimes, being the bigger man, means being the bigger idiot. Because how can people enjoy their smug superiority, without someone to look down upon?

I consider my sperg rage to be an act of altruism and charity, providing entertainment to the posters, at the expense of my own feels.
Please respect the sacrifices I make for your enjoyment, by contributing some internets rage of your own. Thank you.

Rolled 18, 5 = 23 (2d20)

>>41771926

Wrong dice, oh well
>>41771912

>>41771957
Chi-chi's gonna do great, though.

So thats a 14 and a 20, but with a 1 on the 14

>>41771957

Maple *is* fighting motherfucking Godzilla. It probably wasn't easy fight from the get-go.

Remember to report and ignore the troll.

Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>41771912
Lesbianism, guide my dice.

>>41771988

Godzilla, trained by Roshi.

Be interesting to have Godzilla go toe to toe with Oozaru Raditz.

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>>41772040
>tfw only recently have rainbows been seen as a symbol for homosexuality

You know, I remember when a raindbow bridge on fire was something used to get to the afterlife, not show your sexual preference.

>>41772059
Yup, They ruined rainbows for everyone.

>wow i actually catch katos quest

>godzilla using kamehameha

off to a flying start,

>>41772059
All roads lead to the afterlife. Some are faster than others, but all get there eventually.
I don't understand how rainbows became associated with same-sex relations either tho.

The rainbow represents how pure light is made up of a spectrum of many different colors. You could easily use that for white supremacy - show that colors exist to support the strong white whole.

The rainbow could also be used to support segregation, especially in its "7 flat colors" representation - colors, rather than being unified, are kept seperate.

And as you said, its "Arch in the sky" structure has been used to represent a bridge in the heavens.

I suppose it's just symbolic and can probably mean any bloody thing you want it to mean, if you just think hard enough.

>>41772166
Q. Is there a LightTart, and if so, can I waifu her?

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>>41771729

>>41772186
>>41772166

OH! YEAH!

And does LightTart have a great ass to stare at!?

>>41772213
Foolish shitposter, ass is associated with the dark side.

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>>41772227
>yfw Liz has a great ass, and she's attuned to light

Git gud!

>>41772260
I have no idea who you are talking about, and you are probably making shit up.

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>>41772291
Fortunately, human beings outside of Africa evolved past that point (v:

>>41772289
>not knowing the quest which Tart runs

Tsk, amateur.

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>>41772328
Goku's all saiyan though.

>>41772351
Forgot your trip bro.

>>41772366
Can't filter me, bitch!

Plus, I'm an anon through and through, anyway.

>>41772362
Excellent! Maple will have the best asset when she grows up!

>>41772377
I can filter myself though, so that way I don't have to look at my responses to you :^)

>>41772394
Bugger off already.

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>>41772425

>>41772429
GLADLY!

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>>41772429
Ok

>>41772455
>>41772351
>>41772260
>>41772213

what has transpired
>fans? of my quest?
shit im actually touched.

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>>41772545
But do you like being touched?

>>41772545
Touched in the ASS, maybe.

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>>41771729
You take a breather, like she asks, but focus on the match. Chi-chi takes her stance as Godzilla lets out another roar. You take a moment to focus, trying to predict Godzilla's next movement... and you see a flash of...

"FREEEEEZZAAAAA!"

Wait what.

You see an older Goku... wait that's not Goku. He's wearing armor, and has scars and a headband. He doesn't sound like Goku either. He's attacking some sort of... freaky alien... something...

"GEIST MAGNUM!" you hear Chi-chi yell, bringing your focus back to the fight. She's doing well for herself, even with Godzilla having switched out for Gamera. You try to focus again, preparing to help Chi-chi when you see the opportunity. You see the turtle monster start spinning, then...

"KAIO-KEN!"

Kaiow- oh, Goku. He's... training against someone? Gah, stupid psychic powers! Focus! FOCUS!

"Gah!" Chi-chi yells as she's knocked back. Both Gamera and Godzilla are in the ring now, on either side of her. Things seem to be getting desperate... You focus again. You see both monsters try to use their breath weapons. Chance!

(cont.)

we can see the ffuuutchuurrrrrr

>>41772260
I haven't been keeping up with Tart's quest.

Did we fuck Liz up the ass yet?

>>41772676
But if we're looking at Bardock aren't we seing the paasssseeed?

>>41772703

Yeah, kinda need to go see Kami some, that is weird shit.

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>>41772647

Telepathically you communicate with your friend. 'Chi-chi, they're in the line of fire for each other, jump up and let 'em hit each other, then take them down!'

She looks back at you, then notices Godzilla's fins start to glow. She stands still... and at the last possible moment, she gives a shout of "KAIO-KEN!" and flies upwards. Godzilla and Gamera strike each other with their beams, as Chi-chi goes in for a finisher. "Kaaaaa... meeee... haaaa... MEEEE..."

Godzilla and Gamera seem to argue with each other for a moment, long enough that it's too late to dodge Chi-chi's attack. They see her up in the air, the blazing red aura around her.

"HAAAAAA!" she roars, firing the attack downwards at both the reptiles. A massive, brilliant explosion erupts from around them.

"...8! ...9! ...10! Ladies and gentlemen, what a spectacular finish! Godzilla and Gamera's attempt at overpowering the girl gave Chi-chi just what she needed to stop the two of them. They have both been in the ring for too long! Maple and Chi-chi are the victors!"

Your friend floats down slowly, barely believing what just happened. She looks over to you.

>A. Congratulate her
>B. High-five!
>C. Hug
>D. Something else?

>>41772647
Is Maple gonna see a Lizard watching Bardock at the same time she is?

>>41772805
>C. Hug
Run around with her on our shoulders! Three cheers for Chi-chi!

>>41772805
>>C. Hug

>>41772805
>D. Something else?
Let Chi-Chi recover then TOTALLY have a 1v1 with her.

>>41772826
Second because the image of this amuses me.
>>41772841
We aren't a bloody Saiyan, And this was a tag team tournament.

>>41772805
"And you were worried you weren't pulling your weight."
>>B. High-five!
>>C. Hug

>>41772805
>A. Congratulate her
>C. Hug

>>41772826
Second.

>>41772855
Add
>"Why, you don't weigh very much at all!"
then >>41772826

Start brainstorming what to ask of pilaf.
I remember someone having said something along the lines of "To the best of your abilities, work towards worldwide peace, prosperity, and enlighttenment!"
It sounds solid as fuck because it means he'll try to stop wars, he'll try to increase the standard of living everywhere, and he'll promote a heavy increase of scientific progress by supporting and promoting knowledge and morality.

>>41772920
Second!

>>41772805
>A. Congratulate her
>C. Hug

>>41772944
Sounds good to me.

>>41772944
Yeah I like it. Just boils down to 'Just be a good ruler to these people to the very best of your abilities. '

>>41772944
"Always remember to follow your dreams, unless they're nightmares, in which case you should run away!"

>>41772944
>science is hindered the most by lack of funding and morality, to best support the advances he would ignore moral concerns and work entirely towards results

Your thinking is flawed.

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>>41772944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_DB-WhbR4

>>41772944
>"To the best of your abilities, work towards worldwide peace, prosperity, and enlighttenment!"
Collect the top 0.1% of people in a bunker, keep only those who will work together, scour the rest of the world clear with genocide, allow that 0.1% to repopulate.
While this puts a 100 year dent in world advancement, by year 200 you've equalised, and by year 300 you're leaps and bounds ahead.
This is also why 99.9% of people do not support genocidal eugenics.

>>41773001
Enlightenment, not science experimentation. It's more teaching the kids how to do stuff then it is making androids.

>>41773035
We just gotta crack our knuckles and glare at him.

>>41773001
>>41773035
Yes because this is OBVIOUSLY a corrupt the wish thread isn't it? Piss off he isn't a genie.

>>41773097
umad

>>41773097
>pointing out a flaw in someone's speech makes me a bad person

>>41773056
And that wasn't specified. Or hinted at, for that matter.

>>41773125
You're the one assuming the worst about enlightenment.

>>41773134
No, I am!
Enlightenment will turn everything into mediocre.

Guys...all we are going to do is ask that he stay a good ruler for his people. Keep it simple.

>>41773134
> and he'll promote a heavy increase of scientific progress by supporting and promoting knowledge and morality.

That is not enlightenment.

As a matter of fact, enlightenment is spiritual in nature, and has nothing to do with science.

Moreover, the more you learn about the world, the more misguided you will become, and the less you will believe about things greater than yourself. It'll make you awfully arrogant.

Wait, wait. Hear me out
We should ask him to host a feast for Goku. And our other friends.

>>41773187
Enlightenment has multiple meanings and natures.

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>>41772805
You're grinning at her. You're grinning wide. Gods, that was awesome. You walk over. "Hah, and you were worried about pulling your weight. Congratulations, fellow Champion."

Chi-chi tears up a little, but quickly wipes them away. "Th-thanks..."

You hug your friend, and she hugs you tight. The crowd is cheering like wild. You then hop down and pick her up onto your shoulders, the girl looking at you with surprise. To your own surprise, Gamera manages to stand and pick you both up as well, letting out a happy roar. You smile. "Three cheers for the Chi-chi, Ox Princess and Mifan Champion!"

You look around at the cheering crowds, then notice the rest of your friends cheering and clapping for you bot. Your brother especially seems to be clapping the hardest. He's happy for the both of you. Chi-chi looks down with a warm, pleasant smile. "We... we did it..."

You smile back. "That we did." As Gamera puts the two of you down, you place your hands behind your head, walking with Chi-chi. "...you know, you don't really weigh that much. Why were you so worried about carrying it?"

She gives you a soft noogie. "Maple..."

The two of you stand before Pilaf. "As Champions, you both will get 10 million Zenni and one request each."

>A. Let Chi-chi go first
>B. State your request first

>>41773199
Stop asking for reasonable suggestions, I'm having fun being pedantic and unreasonable.

>>41773213
A

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>>41773156
arya-avalokitesvaro bodhisattvo gambhiram prajnaparamitacaryam caramano vyavalokayati sma: panca-skandhas tams ca svabhavasunyan pasyati sma iha sariputra rupam sunyata sunyataiva rupam, rupan na prithak sunyata sunyataya na prithag rupam, yad rupam sa sunyata ya sunyata tad rupam; evam eva vedana-samjna-samskara-vijnanam. iha sariputra sarva-dharmah sunyata-laksala, anutpanna aniruddha, amala avimala, anuna aparipurnah. tasmac Sariputra sunyatayam na rupam na vedana na samjna na samskarah na vijnanam. na caksuh-srotra-ghrana-jihva-kaya-manamsi. na rupa-sabda-gandha-rasa-sprastavya-dharmah. na caksur-dhatur yavan na manovijnana-dhatuh. na-avidya na-avidya-ksayo yavan na jaramaranam na jara-marana-ksayo. na duhkha-samudaya-nirodha-marga. na jnanam, na praptir na-apraptih. tasmac Sariputra apraptitvad bodhisattvasya prajnaparamitam asritya vibaraty acittavaranah. cittavarana-nastitvad atrasto viparyasa-ati-kranto nistha-nirvana-praptah. tryadhva-vyavasthitah sarva-buddhah prajnaparamitam asritya-anut-taram samyaksambodhim abhisambuddhah. tasmaj jnatavyam: prajnaparamita maha-mantro mahavidya-mantro 'nuttara-mantro samasama-mantrah, sarva-duhkha-prasamanah, satyam amithyatvat. prajnaparamitayam ukto mantrah. tadyatha: gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha!

>>41773213
>A.

>>41773213
>A. Let Chi-chi go first

>>41773213
>A. Let Chi-chi go first

>>41773213
>A. Let Chi-chi go first

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41773213
>B. State your request first
I don't really know what it will be, but HERE IS DICE. Dice gods, go!

en·light·ened
inˈlītnd,enˈlītnd/
adjective
having or showing a rational, modern, and well-informed outlook.
"the more enlightened employers offer better terms"
synonyms: informed, well informed, aware, sophisticated, advanced, developed, liberal, open-minded, broad-minded, educated, knowledgeable, wise; civilized, refined, cultured, cultivated
"enlightened people don’t punch out people who think differently"

spiritually aware.

>>41773241
We want Lapis

>>41773246
Thanks man. :)

>>41773213
>A

>>41773246
>liberal

Pffffft

>>41773277
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Android_17

Lapis was the boy, bro.

All right, Maple.

Your request. Ya'll have 10 minutes to decide on something.

>>41773351
Some chocolate satin pie.

Delicious.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41773351
Ask Pilaf be good ruler
Ask Pilaf kindness
Ask Pilaf fairness
Ask Pilaf prosperity
Ask Pilaf wisdom
Ask Liam 6

>>41773351
A fancy, practical dojo that can fit in a capsule.

>>41773351
But we're letting Chi Chi go first?
Anyways for Pilaf to always be a benevolent ruler and an invite to the next tournament.

>>41773351
"Continue to rule Mifan benevolently and magnanimously to the best of your abilities."

>>41773351
I once again put forth a feast for all of friends!

>>41773351
just tell pilaf to keep up the good work and continue to improve his kingdom for his people.

>>41773351
Thought we were going with >>41772944 mostly.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>41773371

>>41773351
>>41772944
Voting for this, aka "To the best of your abilities, work towards worldwide peace, prosperity, and enlighttenment!"

>>41773397
>>41773396
>>41773383
>>41773380

>>41773351
Pretty much those.

>>41773375
This could be good in the future, when we settle down. Well, not really settle down, as it's mobile and pocketable. But for when we're all Mistress Maple.

>>41773375
How do capsules work, anyway?
Can you put food, or water in a capsule?
Can you put robot waifus in a capsule?
What happens if you get craptons of compressed firefighting foam, and then put that in a capsule?
Can you store a Kamehameha in a capsule?

>>41773351
ill vote for the enlightenment shit anon mentioned
>>41773411
yeah that

>>41773413
C'mon, Pilaf already gave us his word he'd do that. This time we can get something frivolous for ourselves!

>>41773419
Master Maple, Not Mistress anon, It's either Master or Sensei regardless of sex

>>41773448
I don't live in Japan

Why not just be able to use the full resources of the Mifan kingdom? They must have some magical/martial arts/science-y things we could use.

>>41773448
Could be Mistress because we're not just martial arts, but that's besides the point.

>>41773351
I'll take a happy meal and a side order of "To the best of your abilities, work towards worldwide peace, prosperity, and enlighttenment!"
Does that come with a drink?

>>41773471
They still need to rebuild what with the evil chancellor only recently ousted, and there's always the next tournament for that.

>>41773448
Well, technically Master is the male dominant term and Mistress is the exact same thing, but female dominant.

I don't know is there is an alternative term for genders in regards to "sensei", however.

>>41773476
Eh true enough, Was just correcting him on the proper terms anyways, Sorry if i sounded like a jackass i guess.

>>41773478
I'd rather have Pilaf's already given word and a dojo.

>>41773511
We can fuckin make a dojo, it wouldnt be hard

>>41773529
Agreed, Making a Dojo would be more satisfying if you ask me, Plus we can always ask Bulma for a Capsule.

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Now we get to officially add another title to our intro.

>Two time reigning World Champioooon
>One half of the Tag Team Champions of Mifan Kingdoooom...
>You know her, you love her, Maaaaaple SMASH Mahagooonaaay!
>Leeeeeeeeets get ready to ruuuuuumble!

>>41773529
Oh really?

So suddenly Maple is a master architect and engineer, now?

Because building electronics is the same thing as constructing a structurally stable building.

>>41773532
S-sorry.

>>41773555
Can we put Bulma in a Capsule?

>>41773351
Well, first tell us what the hell Chi-chi's requesting, we don't wanna make her or us look like an asshole depending on how selfish or selfless the requests are comparatively.

>>41773568
She built a sturdy gravity chamber, anon. I think she can build whatever the fuck she wants to.
Tuffle knowledge extends past electronics, btw.

>>41773380
Chi-chi's request is simple.

All right, writing...

>>41773568
A tufflean architect and engineer, though her buildings would be for tuffles.

>>41773568
No but the camels are.

>>41773568
Anon....We built a fucking gravity chamber....Go sit in the dumbass corner for an hour.

>>41773587
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"DO NOT SET HIGHER THAN 37 G"
Nothing else besides remains.

>>41773588
TELL US WHAT IT IS, WE ASKED HER TO GO FIRST SO WE COULD MEASURE HOW OUR REQUEST SHOULD GO

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>>41773568

>>41773619
She's doing one of the requests another fighter had. It doesn't line up with your own.

>>41773619
It's probably something adorable.

So did Godzilla train with King Ceaser? Because we should train with him next.

Kaiju training goooo! They need to become apart of our main cast.

>>41773641
Cool. What requests did the other fighters have? Like, we could help out too.

>>41773587
>>41773606
No, Bulma built it, Maple helped with the internal bits.

>>41773666
Sure keep thinking that anon, I'm sure it makes you happy.

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>>41773662
>Caeser*

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>>41773662
>King Caesar
>training
Godzilla just has that swimmer's body.

>>41773681
Maple actually gave a construction company some advice when we were doing Roshi's training.

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>>41773681
Nothing makes me happy, I frequent 4chan.

>>41773666
Its not even hard to make a building. People have been doing it for fucking ages. We could literally just stack interlacing logs to make a building and it'd be secure enough.
Also? Most of construction is math. Which, as has been shown, maple is extremely proficient with.

>>41773726
I'll wait here while you build a functional structure, then.

>>41773716
Yes i know...I think you linked the wrong person buddy.

Simmer down guys. Please.

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>>41773567
I imagine our titles being announced in a different voice and fashion.

>She is one half of the Mifan Tag Team Tournament champions, and the reigning, defending, undisputed, undefeated, Wolrd Martial Arts champion. My client... MAPLE MAHAGONY!!!

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>>41773213
You look to your friend. "Chi-chi, how about you go first?"

She thinks for a moment, but then nods. "Sure... Emperor Pilaf, while this isn't a request for myself, but for someone else at the Tournament." Chi-chi glances at Bora, then at the intrigued Pilaf. "Some among the Mifan officials are abusing the resources in the Land of Korin, where my friends Bora, Upa, and Master Korin reside. I'd request that you put an end to that, to the best of your ability."

Pilaf nods at her. "Hmmhmm... then I shall do so. Consider your request granted, Champion of Mifan!" The crowds cheer at the declaration. "And next, Miss Maple Mahogany?"

You smile at him. "My request is that you rule Mifan benevolently, Emperor Pilaf. To the best of your ability, help your people, your nation, and others towards peace and harmony, and prosperity. That is all."

"...I shall do as you ask." Pilaf gives you a respectful bow. "Ladies and gentlemen, please, a big round of applause for these girls!"

The crowds cheer. You and your friends all gather around and talk amongst each other. Pilaf, as another show of thanks, also gives ear to a little request Chiaotzu and Tien have: granting the Crane School area to set up a dojo within the kingdom. Most amusingly of all, Launch, in her Blue self, actually manages to find RanRan, the doll Chiaotzu had lost previously. Pilaf throws a feast for you all, congratulating the fighters. You even manage to see Tack again; his daughters were among the crowd, cheering wildly for you. D'aww.

Once everything is settled, day fading into night, Kami contacts you again.

'I see you have finished your little Tournament, Maple.'

>A. Yep! It was awesome!
>B. How is Goku doing?
>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?
>D. Something else?

>>41773759
Are you implying that I am above 98.5 degrees, cuz THAT'S the normal body temperature, and I don't think that's a considerate level, I consider simmering to be about, I don't know, about a 115 DEGREES, something that, you know, SIMMERS a little bit!

>>41773834
>B. How is Goku doing?
>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?

>>41773834
B, c

>>41773834
>D. Something else?
I'll be right over, Kami.
You want me to bring anyone with me?

>>41773834
>B. How is Goku doing?
>>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?

>>41773834
>B. How is Goku doing?
>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?

>>41773834
>D. Something else?

ASK KAMI ABOUT THE VISIONS

What do they mean?

Will we be visited soon by some sort of great intoxicated threat from outer space?

>>41773834
>A. Yep! It was awesome!
>B. How is Goku doing?
>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?

>>41773834
>A
>B
>C
>D "Godzilla and his friends are really strong! I think they've earned the chance to train with Korin and you."

Gotta give our Kaiju bros something for getting second place.

>>41773834
>A. Yep! It was awesome!
>B. How is Goku doing?
>C. Have any more leads on the disappearances and Towa?

>>41773867
>Maple... I had to— I had to do ih... I had t— I had— I had to make a bomb, Maple. I had to create a bomb.

>What?! A bomb?!

>We're gonna drop it down there, just... get a whole fresh start, Maple. Create a whole fresh start.

>Th-th-th-that's absolutely crazy!

>Come on, Maple, just take it easy, Maple, it's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Goku.

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>>41773918

>>41773918
God, what's that from again?

>>41773918
Grandpa Arctus, no!

>>41773943
Rick and Morty.

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>>41773943
Probably Rick and Morty.

>>41773918
Newgame+ Here we come!

You guys remembered to upgrade the Thousand Kicks with lightning, right?

Wait.

We don't even have Thousand Kicks yet, holy shit don't do it, Newgame+ will tear us a new asshole.

>>41773918
I love Rick and Morty so I'm losing my shit right now

>>41773943
Rick and Morty. Good show.

>>41773982
>>41773984
You two should have a family movie night. (:

>>41773968
>not putting all your levels into arcane and running around with the Tonitrus

It's like you're asking to get the shit kicked out of you.

>>41773997
>Family movie night is often interrupted when Uncle Chuckles drags Eail off to a room with a desk

>>41774020
I WAS THAT DESK, BARRY. ME.

>>41774020
God damn it we can't even make a joke about Mom doing lewd things to the kids because she's into girls.

How will we accomplish our /ss/ QM fantasies now?

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>>41774020
>yfw papa SOM knocks on the door right as Chuckles tries to drag off Eail

>>41774057
>SOM is the father that no one respects and mostly ignores

>>41774068
>SOM is the father that will beat you to make his point

>you're a grown man and he still does it

>you can't stop it

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>>41774084
Haha goddamnit

>>41774057
>All the childanons are just oblivious as they have their DBZ tv/game time.

If we're doing this family analogy thing then all the anons make up for some really rowdy kids.

>>41774020
So why exactly am I always the bottom again? 6'6 feet tall and 280 pounds doesn't necessarily scream 'uke' to me

>>41774056
>How will we accomplish our /ss/ QM fantasies now?
It sucks that you're grounded and can't take your MilfQM to the hypothetical situation.
Maybe I can be your MilfQM tonight?

>>41774103
Chuckles has Missus Chuckles, he's handled worse

>>41774103
Pft, we big guys are always bottoms.

It's a naturally ingrained fetish.

Also why shortstacks are so damn hot.

>>41774056
>How will we accomplish our /ll/ QM fantasies now?
Easily!

You know it occurs to me this "Family night" has nothing to do with family any more, and has simply devolved into gay sex.
It can't even be a family night on a technicality since gay sex does not make babies.

>>41774178
Your family night doesn't always devolve into gay sex? What kind of godless family do you have?

>>41774178
Blood brothers.

>That feel when all you want is heterosexual, missionary love making that results in off-spring.

>>41774020
>>41774103
>>41774132
GUYS WAIT

What if Chuckles is a power bottom? He's the dominate one but isn't the top? We have to consider this possibility as well!

>>41774215
You sick fuck.

Me too. Don't forget handholding

>>41774204
My family are all heterosexual. :)

>>41774222
I know but its so rare...

And eskimo kisses!

>>41774215
Wanting to stick it in traps is hetero, right?

>>41774257
Ain't gay if its a trap.

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>>41774257
Nope!
if you have a willy and you want to fuck something that has a willy, that's gay.
In fact, it is MAXIMUM gay.
Like, eight bara dudes wrestling naked is less gay than that. Because shit, at least they know they're attracted to men.
You prancing la-la fruitcake faggot.

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>>41773834
'Yep! Was awesome! Chi-chi and I kicked ass! Also wow, that Godzilla guy and Gamera guy were tough, think you could train them?'

'Hah, I do not think they would want my assistance. It seems they are headed back to Penguin Village anyway.'

You smile and look up to the sky... then frown. 'How's Goku doing? Is he okay?'

There's a hesitant reply. 'Well, he is tenacious. As soon as he heard of how much you improved, he almost demanded a new trial to help him prepare. He... injured himself again. Trip had a very serious talk with him afterwards.'

'I see... so, er, Kami, I kinda had visions again. Goku was in one, training I think, using the Kaio-ken.'

'...he was indeed doing that.'

'There was another person, looked like Goku but older, had scars, headband, was fighting some alien guy...'

'...I shall look into that.'

'Any information on Towa, by the way?'

'That is why I wanted to contact you. There has been another incident in Basil Town. The 21st in a row.'

>A. Heading there ASAP
>B. We'll look into it soon, need some time to rest and prepare
>C. Something else?

>>41774307
>A. Heading there ASAP
"Can't let the trail get cold, on our way!."

>>41774307
>A. Heading there ASAP

>>41774307
>A. Heading there ASAP
Pop a senzu

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>>41774307
>A. Heading there ASAP
All right team, we're heading to Basil town to fight evil dudes.
Team, form up.

>>Thread devolves into homosexual erpposting, /pol/, intentional ironic unironic meta-ironic shitposting
Guys pls

>>41774307
>>A. Heading there ASAP
leggo
also >>41774132
hes not wrong

>>41774338
You're healed and rested enough.

>>41774307
>A. Heading there ASAP
Grab the others and go

>>41774353
Your sexual tastes are objectively shit, btw.

>>41774307
>A
>C "How recent was the kiddnapping? If the trail is warm, we could get to the source of this problem and nip it in the butt." Inform the group and head off to Basil town together.

>>41774374
>manlet detected

>>41774379
>nip it in the butt."
Maple no

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>>41774422
That feel when no giant gf

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>>41774498
Soon...

>>41774498
>>41774521
So we're all in agreement then that Vasi should sexually bully Shota Riku or Sora right?

>>41774498
The fuck is he holding onto?

>>41774361
Then why was B an option?

>>41774567
Giant ass wedding ring.

>>41774596
In case you wanted to wait until you might be able to plan something, as opposed to striking while the iron is hot.

>>41774635
We can plan on the fly-over. Telepathic planning for win!

>>41774635
Okay, Yamcha, Krillin, you two find Towa and try to lure her to the kitchen. The rest of us will be waiting to spring the Towa Trap on her. Here, have a krillisnack!

>>41774605
Silver?

Disgusting.

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>>41774307
'Can't let the trail get cold, heading there ASAP. Thanks, Kami.'

'Thank you, Maple.' he responds pleasantly.

Acer moves up behind you. "Caught most of that. Ready when you are."

"Thanks, brobro!" you tell him with a smile.

Launch approaches too. "I'm going as well. Yamcha and Bulma are already on their way back to Capsule Corp. and Tien and Chiaotzu are discussing things with Pilaf. Chi-chi had to head back home, something about her father. Krillin's still here-"

"That I am, what's up, guys?" your bald friend asks, his students behind him.

"Disappearances, Towa's involved, Kami's worried. We're heading there now." you tell him.

"Can we come?!" Lapis and Lazuli ask simultaneously, eyes full of excitement.

"Uh, guys, I don't think that'd be best. This could get dangerous..."

>A. Krillin's right, sorry
>B. They'll be fine, Krillin
>C. Something else?

>>41774996
>>A. Krillin's right, sorry

>>41774996
>A. Krillin's right, sorry
Got a bad feeling about this one.

>>41774996
>A. Krillin's right, sorry

>>41774996
>A. Krillin's right, sorry
He's their teacher, he knows best

>>41774996
>C. You two need more training before a mission like this. You should see Korin and begin your training with him.