>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Desert%20Punk>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBTEg94qMrY"Hey out there! This is the Desert's very own, #1 pirate powerstation, ELECTRONIC SUPERBASEEE!!! Over the hood, through the streets, and right into your brain! We're transmitting our signal straight to you. Y'all got your antennas on or what? Yeah, we're ridin' high on a smooth stream of supersonic sounds! And I'm your captain and DJ, PROFESSOR OCTAVIOOO!!! ELECTRONIC SUPERBASE!!!""Do we really have to listen to that?....Senpaaaiiii...." The annoying little Nagisan babbles about as you feel the first rays of light hit on your unpolished face, the radio blasting different types of electronic music, as the road further shouted the opinion of endlessness in your face."Now I've been hearin' the Demolition Crew is back to their old ways! If I were you I would stay out of their businesses for as long as I can! Thank the gods I'm not in a mobile pirate station! Wouldn't want my records blasted to infinity and beyond!" The DJ keeps talking as he puts another track on the record player.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5kJDWQSBUk>(cont)
>>41733189"......SENPAAAAIIII.....I wanna change the radio statioooon!" The incredibly annoying Nagisan keeps shouting as she flails her arms like a possessed doll >Normally your sanity would be reduced by 1 point. But your Unfettered trait stops you from losing the point!"Would you please calm down miss? Shouting won't make things happen faster" You say in a calm manner to the girl"B-B-BAKA! I know that! Geez senpai you don't have to be so mean! I just want to change the radio statiiiioooon....!" The girl shouts once again"Maybe I will, If you drop the suffixes and weird words..." You think you can probably put this situation in your favor"NEVER..." The Nagisan says, clearly offended by your remark "THE WAY I SPEAK IS SUPER DUPER SACRED AND A BAKA GAIJIN LIKE YOU WOULD......" The girl seems to now be just straight off babbling things in her weird way of talking, clearly stating each and every one of the ways in which you triggered her by even thinking of just asking that...Damn it and you actually liked the song somewhat!>"SHUT UP">"Fine! Change the station!">(Flick her face) "Senpai is gonna be angry if you don't stop!" (CHR Check)>(Unfettered) "Could you please calm down? There might be something interesting on the radio" (CHR Check)>(Unfettered) Knock her out (IRN Check)>(Unfettered) Just let her be, you can ignore her easily
>>41733233>(Flick her face) "Senpai is gonna be angry if you don't stop!" (CHR Check)Sorry was it a d10 or d20?also FUCK YEAH LOWDESERTPUNK TRUCKER QUEST!!!!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>41734213thanks
>>41733233You flick her face with mostly annoyance "Senpai is gonna be angry if you don't stop!" You shout in the most angry-mother voice you can findHuh, this seems to make the girl even angrier "HOW DARE YOU?! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL YOU SENPAI! DONT THINK YOU ARE GETTING OVER ME YOU STUPID MEINU! BAKA BAKA...." She seems to be giving her windpipes a run for their money with the nasty amount of shouting she was giving. Is it something Nagisans carry from nature? It seems the girl now knows you are effectively ignoring her so now she is dishing out weak punches towards your fr-AUGH!Holy hell! What do Nagisans eat for breakfast?! Coal and snakes?!>Roll for IRN Skill (IRN Iron represents your overall pure raw physical power, things like decking someone in the face, break a wall, and overall become an imposing threat on everyone present (It also represents your truck full physical power, ramming speed and endurability))
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>417345971d5 right?
>>41734597Also is she wearing her seatbelt? if not, slam on the breaks. rule 1 on the road, do not hit the driver.
Gee thanks power shutdown...Now I gotta write all over again, please wait warmly
>>41734873Always waiting warmly, it's summer out......But thanks for the update!
>>41734597>CURRENT STATS>NAME: ???? NICKNAME: LILY>MND: 5>CHR: 2>SKL: 1>IRN: 3>Guess you are the kind of girl that likes to outthink its prey?"Hey, Hey! Stop it!" You say angrily as the Nagisan starts beating on your body, it still didn't hurt a lot, but those baby fist could make your skin sting a bit, making you lose concentration on the road And by extent, the Comm."Ma'am! /*/ Ma'am! /*/ Slow down! the hole is still there! /*/ I repeat slow down! /*/ ....Well I'm not the one that's cleaning up the guts, that's for sure /*/""AAAAAIEEEE" The Nagisan shouts at the top of her lungs, less in anger and more in preocupation...Godamn it kid!>PEDAL TO THE BRAKE (MND Check)>DOOODGE (SKL Check) [/spoiler] Just leaving it for diversities' sake [/spoiler]>HOLD TIGHT (IRN Check)
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d10 + 5)>>41735029>PEDAL TO THE BRAKE (MND Check)
>>41735220oh boy I sure hope another anon comes in here to roll....
Sup Ñero, may I ask where are you from?
>>41735479Oh hey person who's quest I totally don't also follow.
Colombian territory, Specifically SantanderMay I ask why?
>>41735524Usage of the letter Ñ. Can write in Spanish without fucking it up. I had pretty serious beliefs of you being Spanish speaker. Writing in English can be hard but the players are pretty respectful with the mistakes that ESL speakers make.Keep the good work!
>>41735579Why thank you! hope you get a good thread if you are making one!
>>41735630He just finished.
>>41735029You push your foot towards the brake, wishing that the fixes you did earlier do their magic.They don't. They most seriously don't You fall towards the artificially made Hole, how big was it? 10? 15 meters? you could feel how the sudden change in acceleration mixes your intestines, how everything went for a sudden flash, and in an instant...just...stoppedeverything stopped....For a few seconds you could see the white pillar, being carefully touched by white specs of dust, but alas, pain.Pain meant good in this situation at least>Roll 1d10+3 for damage report
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d10 + 3)>>41735737Rollan boss!
>>41735765QQ I think I need to just stop.
>>41735776You stop and this whole things fall down, just like my other quest.Just gonna wait for anyone that wants to post, maybe some 15 minutes will do
>>41735817Right boss!also>>41735765>>41735220PRAISE CRITICUS!
>>41735737You try to feel your legs...well you can walk, you also can move 1 arm while the other seems to have been broken thoroughly, It still not that bad of an injury, really painful, but it won't kill you>TEMP. PERK UNLOCKED>"Disabled": Are you sure you should be driving?> -1 SKL When driving> -1 IRN On the injured side (Left)You try to move your head, looking for the little girl, she could be injured a good amount....you just gotta.....................................It seems God protected you after all...........Reykjavík....Bless her soul and give her a good trip back home....>Try to give her some dignity in dead...>Leave the truck, you really don't want to be here>(Unfettered) "Hey! Anyone here?! We got a corpse and a truck to carry!"
>>41736228>Try to give her some dignity in dead...>(Unfettered) "Hey! Anyone here?! We got a corpse and a truck to carry!"Dammit, I killed the leetle gerl
>>41736228If dubs little girl is actually alive
>>41736536I wish it could have been so Anon>>41736228Hey boss, I'm probably going to have to go semi-afk for a good bit, keep up the great work though
>>41736536Wow no dubs.leave
>>41736228You decide it would be just plain bad to leave the girl there, her eyes were now completely white beads, showing nothing but emptiness. Her throat was cut through by a loose broken glass, both her arms were broken and might as well be mutilated, a scrap of her brain painted the rearview mirror in a sick fashion. You have to at least make the girl presentable when someone tries to identify herYou start scratching some dead cells in your arm, to symbolize the passing of your knowledge towards the girl's soul or some bullcrap like that, after that you smear your hand on her cheek and face, you then rip some loose cloth from her clothing and hide her face, as you leave the wreck you start to sing a small song for Reykjavík, as well as a farewell prayer in an unknown tongue>(cont)
>>41736892 Fuck, ignore that. Toaster is weirding out As you leave the truck, You notice The OTHER Truck destroyed in the bottom of the hole, "Hey mister!" You shout trying to get someone to notice you. Looks like you'll have to shout for this one>Roll 1d10+2
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d10 + 2)>>41736922Rollan boss!
>>41736922Your shouts seem to have attracted the boss of the Assassins, maybe he will lend a hand"Ma'am! are you okay?!" The guy shouts from the top of the hole "I'm sending a rope you should-""I can't climb!""You can't?! Like literally?! or like "I'm a pansy" kind?!"Literally!" You shout pointing at you broken arm, no way your climbing with thatHearing that, the assassin boss goes back from the top of the hole, You can fairly hear the sounds of discussion, mostly along the lines of smart mouthing and shouting. After a while the Boss comes back and throws a rope "We'll leave it connected to the floor...Sorry to say this Ma'am! But no one is coming to save you!"Well. Crap>Fine, you can do this by yourself! (IRN Check)>"Could I talk with your men for a while?!" (CHR Check)>(Unfetterd) "I promise sex if both me and my truck are safely secured" (EZ CHR Check)
Rolled 4, 9 = 13 (2d10)>>41737274"Can't you just make a loop at the end of the rope and pull me up?">If that falls then >(Unfetterd) "I promise sex if both me and my truck are safely secured" (EZ CHR Check)>knot sure if the 1st on needs a roll or knot.
Okay boss, im heading home, See you in about 30 minutes, hopefully less!
>>41737274 "Can't you just make a loop at the end of the rope and pull me up?" You shout at the boss"Sorry Ma'am! But we're idiots! Besides! Most of my man feel that you are.....How do I put it?""Stupid for falling on a clear hole?!""Yeah! Thanks for saying it and not me! So sorry but tha-"Okay, time to pull out the big guns "I promise sex if both me and my truck are safely secured" You shout in the most serious manner you can muster, leaving both the boss and everyone within a 10 meter radius speechless. Now let's see if they catch the bait...>Roll 1d2+2
>>41737821>Just now noticed it was supposed to be a 1d5+2, you know for at least some chance of failure
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d5 + 2)>>41737821Rollan boss!
>>41737821"Hmmm....You make a good argument Ma'am! But sadly my men ar-""YOU PROMISED SEX RIGHT?! WOO-HOO COUNT ME IN!" Some unnamed thug shouts from the top of the hole "HEY GUYS A CHICK IS OFFERING SE-" The thug tries to say before he is dropped from the top of the hole into your feet, as you hear some bones cracking from the impact."Whoever listened to that man goes with him!" The boss says as he regains his composure, it seems that he didn't want any of his thugs to have any of you....huh, wonder why...."As I said Ma'am, You are on your own now" and with that said the man leavesNow you were truly alone....with the corpse of a girl and a maybe corpse of a thug, oh goodie>Check the motionless body>Look around the wreckage>Just fucking climb it with one hand (HARD IRN Check)
>Check the motionless body"Oh fuck, buddy are you alright? Please don't be dead."
>>41738711"Hey...Hey buddy, are you alright?" You say to the current motionless body "Come on buddy, don't go out on me""I...can see....."The man says as he starts rolling himself to see the sky, putting his eyes toward you ".....I see...HEAVEN" That's the last words he says before he stays unconscious for a whileAnd now everything is quiet....only the sound of the thug breathing and yours..........Fuck.....>And that's it! As always check my twitter for more quests! https://twitter.com/nerokiller12 Now to take care of my other simultaneous quest...> >>41733482
>>41738977Thanks for running boss! Have a good night!