>You have been tugged from the material plane. The tiny fragments of your being whisked away and forced together into a physical form.>You are a sylph. Muse of the humans, guide to the lost, and the unseen champion of mankind.>And now you find yourself standing before a god.>Which god this is, you do not know. You tend to not concern yourself with the affairs of the deities, preferring mostly to focus on the triumphs of man. >They watch you, their empty eyes stare into your very being, judging the character within.>Whatever results the god has found appears to be pleasing for they smile.<"Little sylph."> They say <"I have a mission for you.">This is new.<"Things are happening in the world. Plans laid out centuries past are finally coming into fruition. Ancient creatures are ready to make their move. We gods watch, waiting to see if this will serve our own causes. But I know that if things are allowed to continue as is it will bring about the ruin of all. I can not intervene, not anymore, so I call upon you for assistance. I will send you to a man who needs your help. A man who, through his actions, may save the world.>"How can I help the man?<"Your physical form will be gone but in exchange I will connect you to a vast intellect. We call it The Infinite Psyche. While you may no longer act upon the material plane you may steer the man in the right direction with well placed suggestions. It is through this that you will help him and, through him, the world. Do you have any questions, little sylph?">
>>41712701Yo, why does that have to destroy this adorable body? We'd be able to get more attention from a man looking like this.
>>41712701I gonna put my Mental dick in your mental assorted genitalia
>>41712701is it not possible to ever return to the physical plane?
>>41712701>Infinite PsycheYeah, one question. Couldn't you come up with a more original name?
>>41712701Are you going to stick me in a ball?
>>41712701"Will losing my physical form hurt?"
>>41712701What's your name, mister?
>>41712701Who's the God we're talking to? Why choose a slyph for this job?
>>41712701Are you a minor deity? If so, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
>>41712701Considering you've already connected us, can we really say no?
>>41712701Hey Sylph, can I call you Silf?Because you're one Sylph I'd like to...You know.
>>41712701Am I male or female?
>>41712701But I don't want to be a moth!
>>41712701How is the world going to be destroyed, and why would anyone want this?I mean, I don't want to blow it up by accident or anything because I don't know what I'm dealing with.
>>41712701Is there no other way? Must we lose our physical form?
hnnng. my nutbladder bring it on!
Wait which god are you again?
>>41713003A mean one. Removing that adorable form, and stuffing it into a blue ball.
>>41712701How does one give suggestions without acting upon the material plane?
>>41712730"<Keep this form if you desire. But your body will be as insubstantial as the wind you were born from. I am not supposed to influence the world. Making a herald who is unable to physically act upon the world is the only loophole in this law.>">>41712926<"The world itself will remain but all on it will change. The creatures and sentient beings that inhabit it will all be sent back to the void from whence they originally came. So long as you do not actively try to fight for the void I think you will be fine.">>>41712907<"You are a Sylph. You are whatever you wish to be.">>>41712822<"I am Serin. God of Chaos and Law. I chose you because your kind are known to inspire men to greatness. That is exactly what I need.">>>41712761<"Hmm... I think there may be some things wrong. Hold on while I- No, no no.. It's far too late. Hopefully a few minor problems with the Intellect won't cause a problem. Go, little sylph. And good luck.">---->And just like that you are sent on your way.>Your body is back in the material plane, but not where it was.>You are in a jail cell.>Near you is a man. Once you see him you are linked. His thoughts filter into you and yours into him.>You can hear his every----This is an inconvenience...>The man taps his foot on the stone floor. His day had started off so well. He had returned with his group and finished his mission in triumph. They had retrieved the ancient artifact and brought it back to their client without issue.>However, shortly after receiving their pay the guards of Windcrest were very kind in informing them that the item they just 'sold' was stolen.>After trying to explain, very politely, that he had not sold the item, merely retrieved it for the client, the guard, with equal politeness, bound up the man and his group and threw them all in separate cells.How in the world do I get out?
>>41713127Well, we could help. But Serin is a poop and decided that we shouldn't be able to interact with the world physically.
>>41713127Look under the bench
>>41713127pull out the lockpicks you keep hidden in your rectum
>>41713127HEY LISTEN!Distract the guards, have them come into your cell. Knock them out and break out your friends. What's your name, eyepatch?
>>41713127Hey! Hey listen!
>>41713127Demand to see you lawyer!
>>41713179Yes, of course. The asspicks.
>>41713127Greetings! We have been sent by Serin, God of Imprisoned Things! We are here to ensure you stop being imprisoned! What are your magical abilities and can you cast spells?
remove bench and use it to leverage the door open
>>41713127Oi! Cunt! Yeah, you! With the eyepatch!
>>41713127Please define the artifact you retrieved for this client. Was it Ceer in nature? What is your location?
>>41713127Eyy yo pirate boy what can you do?
>>41713127Exiting through the door is probably the easiest solution.
>>41713127Prison eh? Well I've seen better. They left you an entire board thing and some lines to work with. We can use those to escape
>>41713127Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.
>>41713198>>41713190"What the fuck!?">The man looks around in shock, reaching for a blade he no longer seems to have.>He them spots You."What in the world... Are... Are you a sylph? You must be. But... This doesn't make any sense. You're only supposed to appear in front of... I don't know. Heroes? Poets? That kind of stuff?">You shrug.>>41713183"My name? Rickard. Nice to meet you?">>41713259"It was some kind of orb. Green. Don't know anything about Ceer stuff, sorry. Also, I'm in the dungeons of Windcrest. Lovely place if you ignore the horribly damp cold and rats.">>41713267"Indeed! If only it weren't locked.">>41713233"I'm afraid I can't cast a single spell to save my life. Never bothered learning the thing. I can, however, stick things with swords reasonably well. I hit 4/5 times.">>41713179"I don't...">>41713287"Hmm... Yes. Maybe... Let me try that."1/2
>>41713127Sounds like the guards were in on it, and didn't want anyone to know the artifact was retrieved. What was the artifact.
>>41713411>It was some kind of orb. Green.OH BOY YOU FUCKED UP
>>41713411Those orbs are dicks.Every single one of them.
>>41713467Yeah, except the pink one. That one's a pussy.
>>41713411>My name? Rickard.Rickard is basically Richard, right? Can we call you Dick?
>>41713467Blue Orb is a fucking maniac.
>>41713524And yellow's a nerd.
>Rickard begins pulling away at the bench. Parts of it break off in his hand but it remains firmly in place."It's attached somehow. Why do they even have the strings?">He keeps pulling off more chunks. Eventually the chunks are too well attached to pull off. All he has now is a pile of rotten wood and a slightly smaller bench."Hey!" A voice from outside his room yells out him. An Aelor glares at him from outside the cell. "What are you doing in there? You better not be breaking anything."
>>41713568Hey! Listen! He's going to break the cell!
>>41713568psst, say "not on purpose, your bench is so shitty it fell apart"
>>41713568Oh dang, the "use broken bits and the strings as a lever to pry the bars off" plan won't work if there's a guard paying attention.
>>41713568HEY LISTEN!Tell em you're just masturbating, they'll leave you alone
>>41713411>Also, I'm in the dungeons of Windcrest.Hunh, shit, we're far from home. Way up north, too.
>>41713568Tell them you found something and is just trying to et it out of the wall.
>>41713568Lure him inside, punch him and steal the key.
>>41713411Not sure what the green orb does, specifically, aside from standard orb things, but that's definitely a Ceer artifact. Who was the client? It's important to know who screwed you over.
>>41713568Tell them that the bench is very sick and needs a doctor!
>>41713608All in favor of going to Minia school, to save the world from virginity?
>>41713568Your bench's broken, come fix it. Insult Asam or something, that'll piss the Aelor off.
>>41713568Why not come in here and find out what we're up to? Afraid of our incredible good looks?And who was your client for this artifact retrieval?
>>41713568You can try to feign injury. Try saying that you were going to sit down on the bench, but then it gave way and that you injured/broke your wrist in the fall. That should get the guard in here. But that may not help very much, unless you have some sort of very blunt object that you can use to knock the Aelor out OR if you're willing to use a wooden shard to try to maim or kill the Aelor,
>>41713568Inform the guard about the poorly maintained bench.
>>41713648naw, what we do is steal back that green orb and send it to the person known as tali. so like "to tali at minia's school of magic" for the address. will totally be able handle that orb safely.
>>41713648No, we're here to save the world from ruination.
>>41713742Yes, exactly what I said.
>>41713742Wait, we're protecting the world from devestation?
>>41713568Okay, now seduce the guard! It's the only way!
"Oh, no, of course not! It's just... Well, your benches here are rather poorly constructed... It broke on me and I'm actually quite badly injured here.""That so?""Yes. The whole thing just fell to pieces. You know, there's a Windcrest law against cruel and unusual punishment and I think that letting an inmate suffer needlessly with a broken wrist counts. When I get out of here I will sue this place for their shoddy craftsmanship and their inability to see that their inmates are unharmed until the date of their trial! In fact, I'll-">The Aelor sighs. Rickard can hear her fumbling with some keys. The door to his cell unlocks.Perfect. Once she steps in I'll leap and get her in a choke hold. Then->The door opens and the woman stands in front of it. It is only now that Rickard can see the four arms, a sign of an Aelor born with much higher strength than their kin."Look," She says, "If you wanted me to open the door so you could try and fight me you should have told me straight away. Honestly, beating you dirtbags into a pulp is the only fun thing about this job.""...""You ready?"
>>41713769Too many magically gifted virgins seems like a weird cause for the end of the world.Let's save that plan for When we hit a dead end in the trail.
>>41713831Eyehug to distract!
>>41713831You're definitely not going to beat that Aelor into a fight, she has FOUR ARMS. Run past her, do NOT engage. Try to steal her keys so you can get your friends freed.
>>41713831be a dodgy bastard. we'll fly into their face to distract them when they swing. wind to the eyes still makes you blink. you get out and lock the door behind you, we can go through the bars.[rape aelor's face with a breeze]
>>41713831Can we talk to her mind?
>>41713840I think someone else is already saving the world from that, if you know what I mean.
>>41713831YOU'RE A WILEY ROUGE,SEDUCE HER
>>41713831"Oh, so the kidnapper is calling ME a dirtbag? I'm not the one shaking people down and holding them hostage."
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41713831SEDUCE THE BITCH
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41713831Well I guess its time for plan D. The D stands for Dick. Seduction time.
>>41713831Four arms hunh? That has to be useful. If you know what I mean.But seriously we are boned. Best bet is to get a good hit to the solar plexus or the throat and run like the wind.
>>41713831Just point out you were serious about suing them. Make up bullshit about how you know some good lawyers.
>>41713831Challenge her to an arm-wrestling match instead!
>>41713831Her skills are in punching, your skill is in swording. This is not a fair fight.
Become a spoony bard
>>41713831Dodge, take her keys, try to get passed, and run.
>>41713831Hey, did you remember to grab a particularly sharp piece of bench? Because Aelor or not, she'd need magic to keep it from going in her eye if you're fast enough.
>>41713831I don't suppose you're confident in your hand-to-hand combat abilities? Ideally, we should knock her out so she won't alert the other guards while we escape.If that doesn't work, here's an escape plan. Try to run by her right side; she'll try and catch you with both of her right arms, so be ready to grab one with each of your arms and then slide under them.
>>41713831We definitely didn't want to do that kind of fighting.We do want to get our hands on her, though.
>>41713912No you fool, challenge her to a FOOT-wrestling match!
>>41713831What WERE you arrested for, by the way?
>>41713958Selling a stolen artifact. Though he was actually hired to steal the artifact, apparently.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>41713831[SEDUCE AELOR]
Rolled 2 (1d20)Seducing her is to obviousENTICE HER TO SEDUCE YOU!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41713831We'll distract her, you run.[foghorn noises]
>>41713831Drop trou and Dickcoptor© your way out!
I got this. I am a reasonably attractive rugged hero type.All I gotta do is...Lay on the charm!>The Aelor is unaffected.Well, damn.Alright, time for plan B.1/3
>>41714080There's your problem. You can't wink with the eyepatch eye. Something to remember next time.
>>41714080dont wink your missing eye
>>41714080Where are her horns?
>>41714080Did you just fucking wink with the eye patch covered eye? You fuckwit that's why you failed, the wink never fails
>>41714080It didn't work because you winked behind your eyepatch.Nice going, Ricktard.
>>41714080No. No plan B. You seduce that Aelor or you sit in this prison until you learn how to seduce an Aelor!
>>41714080Turn around, spread your checks and prepare your Anus
>>41714080Ask her what it's like having four armpits
>>41714080"Pocket moth!">He grabs you and chucks you at the Aelor. Bound by the laws set on you by Serin you turn into a gust of wind and simply blow softly against the Aelor's face.>But that's all the distraction the hero needs.2/3
>>41714214Twice the razoring?
>>41714080Offer to listen to her troubles while you give her a foot massage.The fact that the only joy she gets from her job is beating up prisoners might be a sign of severe depression.
>>41714218[tickle the guard's nose]
>>41714156We have no money at the moment
>>41714218Lets tickle the guard's mind with lewd pictures of elves making syrup.
>>41714218>>41714254>The guard sneezes.>Rickard dashes past her, snagging the ring of keys at her side before continuing down the hallway."HOW!?" She cries, "You don't have a spellbook!"That went smoothly.But now what do I do? Should I look for my friends? Or just escape?
>>41714400What kind of hero doesn't save their friends?If you don't, we shall tickle your genitals to no end.
>>41714400Get your friends, ESPECIALLY THE LITTLEST ELF.
>>41714400Save your friends boy, if you don't they will eventually be sent after you and they will want to get revenge for the whole leaving them in prison thing
>>41714400Look for your friends you 'friend'
>>41714400You should probably find your friends so as to not be a raging dickface. Also, apologize to the aelor as you run.
>>41714400get your friends, you will get captured again if you are by yourself.
>>41714400How friendly are they? Have they tried to betray you recently?
>>41714400Get your friends, of course.
>>41714400Try not to risk getting caught, if you find the exit first, just run.
>>41714400>But now what do I do? Should I look for my friends? Or just escape?As a roguish hero, you are obligated to save your friend and impregnate the aelor.
>>41714400Do you think we could push her into the cell so she doesn't chase us? Or is she on guard again now?
Rescuing friends it is.These two have stuck by me through thick and thin. Ever since we all found each other, we've been through it all.>He races through the hallways, calling out their name. When one of them responds he quickly runs to their cell and opens it up."Rickard!" A human girl is there holding a spear fashioned out of the bench.Valentine. The brawn of the whole operation. She has an artifact gauntlet that lets her beat just about anyone to a pulp. A sweet girl who wouldn't hesitate to give you the clothes off her back.>She runs out of her cell and hugs him."Where's Lenia?" She asks."Finding her now.">The elf isn't hard to track down, thankfully, as she's only a few cells down. She stands there, trembling.Lenia. An oddity among elves, she hates magic and all that has to do with it. Really good at sneaking into places."Lenia! Hey!""R-rickard...""Lenia." Rickard walks up to her. "What's wrong?""They.... They took my shootin' irons, Rickard..."Also has an affinity for these gun things."We'll get them back.">The group hears a bellow of rage. Down the hall is the Aelor."KILL YOU!" She yells.
>>41714794Trip her as she runs toward you
>>41714794Grab the pissbucket from the cell and threathen to throw the contents at her if she doesn't stay back.
>>41714794Have Valentine hold the Aelor back with her makeshift spear! It's three versus one, there's no way you could lose against four arms.
>>41714794Ask her if we can just resolve this like responsible adults. Failing that, RUN AWAY!
>>41714794[Deploy Yakety Sax]Time to look for the items while running.
>>41714794Well that seems excessive Maybe, in fact, she's the one who belongs in a cell, and not you.
>>41714794Run away and hide, quickly!
yell "pocket moth!" again but don't throw us this time, will make her brace for it. then run to the gear storage
>>41714794Challenge to SINGLE COMBAT as your friends abscond. Then run away
>>41714794Tell her that it is a truly sad state of affairs in the realm if ordinary citizens have to live in fear of the law enforcement officers. She is unnecessarily escalating the situation with the threat of violence and may indeed be overstepping her authority.
>>41714861That's one arm for each of us.
"You know, you really should consider what you're doing here. You're threatening death in a situation that's already pretty delicate. You should instead t-""DIE!"Yeah, she's not listening to reason."Pocket moth!">He pretends to throw. The Aelor flinches. The group flees.>They run down the maze-like halls, making turn after turn without truly knowing which way they're going.>A wooden door is up ahead, one that doesn't appear to be the same as the cells. Rickard flings it open and brings the group inside.I think we lost her..."Uhm...">An undine stands in the room, surrounded by what appears to be confiscated weapons. Rickard can see his group's stuff on a nearby table."I don't think you're supposed to be here..." the undine says.
>>41715146Nonsense, of course we are. Where else would we find a cutie like you?
>>41715146Put on your best "I'm supposed to be here" impression, quickly!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41715146SEDUCE!COMPLIMENT HER TENTACLES!
>>41715146Seduce the undine
>>41715146Ask her if she knows a Tessa Ur.Also, grab yo stuff while she answers.
>>41715146What is Tessa doing here?Don't worry about this girl, Rickard. She's harmless, as in she knows practically no magic that can hurt us. Grab your weapons and bust out of there.
>>41715146"I don't think you're supposed to be here."
>>41715146Did you know your sister has a crush on a brown human girl at her school?
>>41715146where's our stuff, fish tits?
>>41715146Consentacles? But seriously, grab the stuff and go!
>>41715146Isn't this where the confiscated weapons are held?
>>41715146Maybe tell her someone posted bail?
>>41715146Sure they are. How would they have gotten past the guard if they weren't?But he accidentally made an embarassing joke about the Aelor, so he needs your help to get out before he gets pummeled.
>>41715146No, we're totally supposed to be here. Like, for real. We need to pick up some confiscated weapons.
>>41715146This octopus looks much more seducable, but remember to wink the right eye this time, figuratively and literally!
>>41715146"Really? It looks to me like I'm exactly where I should be."Now, this is a chance to be charming. You keep her attention, and your buddies can get your stuff while she's distracted.
>Taking our time to seduce an undine while a crazy four armed lady is out to kill us.
>>41715146Exercise you God-Given right to bear arms.By which I mean steal your shit back. Then find a harbor to throw tea into as an offering to the goddess of freedom
>>41715146"That's why I'm leaving."Grab stuff and run.
"Really? It looks to me like I'm exactly where I should be.""Eh..?">With his hand behind his back Rickard motions for his comrades to get their gear. He leans closer to the undine."I mean... How could I have gotten here if I wasn't supposed to be?""I... Well, that's true...""See? My, you have really nice head tentacle things. How do you keep them so... Lustrous?""W-well... I have this water from my homeland... I use it and uhm... I'm sorry, I need your name. I'm not supposed to really let anyone in here. I could get in trouble...""Of course, of course. Wouldn't want a cute little lady like yourself to get into any trouble." He sees his teammates edging towards the door. "But before I go, I must know how such a lovely lass got a job working in these big scary dungeons.""Uhm... I'm sorry but, I'm a boy."...This is why I hate Undine.>Lenia laughs. The Undine finally notices her."H-hey! You're not supposed to take that!"
>>41715395IT'S A TRAPABANDON SHIP
>>41715395IF YOU ARE A BOY THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!FOR THESE FEELINGS YOU ARE GIVING ME
>>41715395Well, er....At least get his name before you dash away, you dashing rogue.
>>41715395ABORT ABORT. KNOCK THEM OVER TAKE YOUR STUFF AND RUN!
>>41715395Kiss the undine. It's the ultimate distraction.
>>41715395GRAB THE TRAPTOPUS AND RUN
>>41715395>a boy>we were warned about this and failed to pay attentionNext time check for tits before romancing
>>41715395Pretend to chase after her.
>>41715395Grab the green ceer orb if you can see it!It needs to go to someone special!
>>41715395>a boy>implying that matters
>>41715395GRAB THE UNDINE AND RUN
>>41715395Hurry and take everything and the undine and GTFO there
>>41715395Take one for the team. Distraction kiss.
>>41715395>"Uhm... I'm sorry but, I'm a boy."I don't see a problem.>"H-hey! You're not supposed to take that!"Okay, that's a problem. Let's get going, but take a moment to blow a kiss to the nice squid boy on the way out.
>>41715395While we are on the subject of genders, what was the humans' gender again?
>>41715395Quick, stun him! With your lips!
>>41715395Suck on his tentacles. They love that shit
>>41715395>I'm a boyWell in that case, what's a strapping young lad like yourself doing cooped up in a place like this? You should be outside, seeing the world! Having adventures! Wooing maidens, or other lads, if that's your thing! You should come with us, trust me, it's great.
>>41715395Sometimes you need to take one for the team and pound that boypussy
"You're right! Don't worry, lad! I'll stop here!" >His teammates rush out of the room. Rickard takes the time to stop and properly wink at the Undine."You stay right here. I'll take care of it.""Okay..."-------------------->The group is now outside of the dungeon.>They each equip their respective weapons. Valentine has Asam's Arm, a gauntlet that greatly enhances the user's strength.>Rickard has his Mage's Bane, a sword that can cut through any magic and is completely unbreakable.>Lenia has her guns. They shoot projectiles at a great speed.>Valentine puts the finishing touches on her arm and tests it out by wiggling the fingers . She picks up a rock and crushes it into a fine dust."We made it." She says."Yep. We escaped from prison. Now we're probably wanted fugitives of the most powerful human kingdom without a penny to our names. But, we're free!"Though that 'wanted' and 'poor' thing are definitely problems.
>>41715883Did you pound the boypussy?
>>41715883We should probably collect ourselves and introduce ourself to the group.
>>41715883You should take the Ceer portal out of there, you may be wanted in the Human Kingdom, but I doubt they'll look for you in Elf territory. Plus I always wanted to see the Elf's huge tree.
>>41715883So, what exactly were you charged with? What evidence did they have that you stole the artifact?
>>41715883Don't worry, once you've saved the world you'll be swimming in cash and adulation.
>>41715883Alright, time to save the world.
>>41715883Get the Orb back, send it to Tali at Minia.
Readdress the sylph/hero deal that happened not too long ago.
>>41715883steal the orb back. it's clearly important.
>>41715883First thing's first, you were obviously reported by the guy you gave the orb to. Take it back.
>>41715915Of course not. There were more pressing matters.>>41716015Me? A hero? Ha! I'm so far from a hero.>>41715927That's not a bad idea. But first...>>41715952>>41716127Here's the thing. We basically take odd jobs. Things that normal people can't do. Fighting monsters, clearing dungeons, finding treasure. We do the job, bring proof, and then get paid. It's that simple.So for the last one some guy in a mask asked us to take on a difficult dungeon. No one else could finish it.Well, they didn't have a team who worked as well together as we do.So we go in there, easily get the orb, and bring it to the man.He pays us, and not more than a half hour later we're arrested.I don't know about the man but I saw him walk into a very fancy looking house.We could go in and steal back the item.We could also send Lenia. She's good at sneaking.Oooor. We could just flee.
>>41716244>send Lenia. She's good at sneaking.
>>41716244Send AMERICAI mean Lenia
>>41716244>We could go in and steal back the item.You do that.Sending Lenia alone would probably get her horribly molested.
>>41716244Just flee, getting caught again would make saving the world more difficult.
>>41716244Do we know why they thought you stole it? Was it reported stolen by the man who hired you? What kind of dungeon did you take it from?
>>41716244Steal it back!Its the only way to be sure.
>>41716244Have Lenia sneak in and steal the orb. She's tiny, of course she'll be the best person for the job. We'll accompany her inside and give her advice, plus she's super cute.
send her in, but be ready to burst in and fuck up some fucks if they catch her.
>>41716244Are we sure this man is actually responsible for getting you arrested? Did he recently report that the orb was stolen or something?
>>41716244Send Lenia. She's the one for the task.
>>41716244Could break back into prison and find out who the plaintiff in your case is. That'd save you time in plotting revenge
>>41716244>Well, they didn't have a team who worked as well together as we do.So when you say that, do you also mean romantically, wink wink?
>>41716321Apparently it was reported stolen. Why or who reported it stolen I don't know. The duneon we got it from was a fairly typical one and the law states that unless someone is living in that dungeon or has ownership of it all loot taken from a dungeon belongs to the one who took it. There was no one in there and according to the gate the dungeon didn't belong to anyone in partciular."Lenia.""Yes Rickard?""Remember that green orb?""Yep!""Remember the guy who had it?""Yep!""We need to get that back. Someone wanted us in prison and that thing is the key to finding out why. Do you think you can get it for me?""For you I can!""Good."Go help her, okay?>You appear. But it seems no one else can see you. Even so you know you can transfer that bond to the elf. You feel you can.>It takes a moment of concentration and then-===>Lenia has made it into the house. An open window provided easy entry.Simple. Like takin' candy from an undine.Rickard is gonna be so impressed.'Lenia, you're so good at breakin' into things! You've broken into my heart!''Oh my gosh, Rickard! I've been waitin' for you to say that since the day we met! Let's ditch Valentine and make out by the citrus tree!'It'll go somethin' like that.Hmm...>There are two doors and a hallway nearby. The closest door doesn't have any sound coming from it, but the one farther away seems like it has someone behind it. Down the hall, faint music can be heard.
>>41716611It's such a shame he likes Undine Boypussy huh Knife ears?
>>41716611Go to the silent one
>>41716611HELLO LITTLEST ELF, We're going to be helping you today!Go for the closest door first, better to not take any risks and get caught.
>>41716611Listen to the one further away, maybe we'll figure out something useful.
>>41716611Hey, we're the voice from your crush's head. If you want to win him over, you should make sure to memorize his daily schedule and routines down to the minute. Then, locate areas of inefficiency and frequent complaining and attempt to insert yourself into his routine by fixing those inefficiencies.You should probably shoot any other girl that comes near, too.
>>41716611>'Oh my gosh, Rickard! I've been waitin' for you to say that since the day we met! Let's ditch Valentine and make out by the citrus tree!'Hello tiny elf lady.Rickard is into guys.
>>41716611Knife ears, you're brown and an elf, right? Does that mean you're related to Tali?
>>41716731Tali's already got a sister, far chance that Lenia is his distant cousin.
>>41716611I hope you don't make a habit of taking candy from undine, you probably don't even like their weird fish candy.
>>41716703he hit on the aelor warden lady.he's into everythinghe just has trouble seeing affection directed towards him.
>>41716611If you want to win his affections, you should steal some of his underwear and let him catch you masturbating while sniffing it.This works in 85% of my Ceer Comics.
>>41716611>You are the Undine>Think about that mysterious feminine male that winked at you>Wallow in your own romantic curiosity
>>41716611Let's take the quiet door
>>41716822Confirmed for next side quest, and every other thread. Seriously, we could probably survive on this alone.
>>41716611Why not listen in on the conversation and then move to the silent door
>>41716822>You are the Undine>Wish that dreamy human had ravaged your squishy Undine boypussy
>>41716622Whoa! You're the Sylph thing!I thought you guys only helped humans!Well, if Rickard says it's okay then it's okay.>>41716693We pretty much do everything together anyway!Also, I don't think shooting anyone will really help. I think he's against murder.>>41716703Ha, liar.Think I'm featherbrained? I'm pretty smart, ya'know.If he were gay he wouldn't flirt with ladies.>>41716731Nope.>>41716772I used to take lots of things from lots of people. Now I only take a few things from mostly undead people.>>41716897No one's speakin'. Just noises. Can't make em out from here...Let's see the quiet door...>Lenia opens up the closest door.>Her jaw nearly drops to the ground when she sees what's inside.>Treasure. Wall to wall lined with artifacts of all kinds. Trophies from kills are hung up, weapons are displayed. The contents of this room alone would feed their group for eternity.By La'kest... This is the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
>>41716987>If he were gay he wouldn't flirt with ladies.Yet he flirts with undine boys.Anyway grab the orb and a few expensive looking things.
>>41716987Don't take anything other than the orb. The rest is probably boobytrapped.
>>41716987You're here for the orb, don't get distracted by those artifacts. Only take what you need, like that heart amu- WAIT HOLD ON IS THAT A GLOBE?!SPIN IT, WE NEED TO SEE THE CONTINENTS THAT AREN'T SERDA.
>>41716875But why cant this be relevant when the sylph may just want to manipulate the Undine to become another party member, the more party members the higher chance of success we have to saving the world, right?
>>41716987>Whoa! You're the Sylph thing!>I thought you guys only helped humans!A god grabbed us and turned us into a ghost. I'm not really sure why. Apparently it's a loophole in some divine law against having agents in the mortal plane.So, do you have any special elf magic?>treasure roomBe very, very careful. This place could very possibly be covered in booby traps, and I'd prefer to keep our boobies safe. Look and see if anything in particular stands out.
>>41716987See if there's anything especially interesting around, apparently you're already criminals so might as well.
>>41716987I know a girl elf who sleeps all day and has the innate magic of being super strong, killing people with pillows and ripping up chunks of earth. She's also chubby.What can you do?
>>41717096>booby trapsPlease don't bully the elf for being FLAT AS A BOARD
>>41717130Flat chest best chest.
>>41717173board go homo
>>41716987Think about cute boss romancing cute undine
>>41717173>>41717130>YFW it turns out she binds her boobs and she is actually as big as Flora.
>>41717270I'm going to need some proof on that. Visual proof.
>>41717130>>41717173Ay, there ain't nothing wrong with my boobies. They're pert and awesome.Don't need no useless meat.>>41717258Ain't the time or place.>>41717026I ain't no kid! Not gonna spin it no matter how temptin' it is...>>41717023>>41717017No orb here... But there is this necklace.>She walks up to it and after checking it quickly for traps she touches it. The necklace glows.Ew, magic artifacts.Don't even know what it does. But... Could sell it for a pretty Alm.Don't look booby trapped either...
>>41717270>>41717193>>41717173>>41717130Guys, Guys. She should just be content that she isn't as flat as Anita.
>>41717318anita is a man though
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41717300It makes you immune to romantic advances, even if Rickard did like you, you'd never feel it.Come on, you know you want to spin that globe.
>>41717318That's nothing to be proud of. Even boards aren't as flat as Anita. Two dimensional planes have more volume than Anita's chest
>>41717300I'm guessing that's a charm necklace or something, that will make people fall hopelessly in love.That, or it connects to another necklace that's supposed to be shared with your loved ones and can be used to track you.I'm not sure what to do. Someone's bound to notice that it's missing...Is anyone coming this way?
>>41717300Get the necklace, find the orb flatie
>>41717300Put it back. For all you know, it could change you from an adorably flat elf into a horrifically flat Ceer.
take everything and throw it out the window for later. check for secret passages.
>>41717300Might be useful, possibly very dangerous, quite a conundrum.
>>41717389WITH A DIIIIIIIIIIIIICKWhich, given how he was hitting on that Undine boy, might be what it takes to get you laid. Quick, put on the necklace!
>>41717422He didn't know that Undine was a dude when he started hitting on him though.and even if he's cool with dick, we don't know if he's attracted to ceer.
>>41717509He's practically Half-Ceer already, under his eyepatch is his Ceer eye.
Ehhh.... Yeah... I think I'll just leave it here.Don't wanna get caught or somethin'.Let's see...>She goes down the hallway, following the sound of the music. As she gets closer she recognizes it as piano. Not only that but it's a song from her hometown.>She moves closer, drawn in by the song of her people.>Sitting alone in a clean white room is an elf. Her skin is pale and her hair is white. In front of her is a white piano, the source of the beautiful music.A winter elf. Don't see that every day.But what's one doin' in Windcrest?
>>41717300>finds a magical artifact in the shape of a heart glowing with lusty red (the color of romance) energy>has a love interestcome on Rickard#afavorableeffort, you dont have to make it that obvious, put it on when you are in front of your love!
>>41717561Knock her unconscious, grab the gem and run away
>>41717561Orb spotted. Sneak up, put your gun to its head, and ask for an explanation. While reaching for the orb.
>>41717561Have the winds of winter (w)ridden their way to the western walks of Windcrest?
>>41717561That's a good question.Okay, I don't think we can retrieve the orb while she's watching it, so let's go into scouting mode. Can we see anything else in the room? Any identifying marks on the elf lady? Do you have any idea what her special elf magic might be?
>>41717561That's our target, but you can't go in there without her noticing you. You should backtrack and take a peek at the farther door you missed. Or, you could just blast that Elf and take the orb, though I'd imagine it'll take a toll on your conscious for killing one of your own.
>>41717561This is important:Once you touch the orb, you'll hear voices that aren't ours.Keep in mind that all orbs are dicks and our advice is always superior.
>>41717561Sneak on her and pinch her earlobe
>>41717660Assassination mode activate.
>>41717561It's a mystery, but the green orb appears to be on top of the piano so we'll need some kind of a distraction, also check the room for anything else that might cause problems.
>>41717674Isn't it true if an elf manages to do that to another elf, they owe the pinching elf exactly one elf-favor?
>>41717561Get her by the ears.You dirty elves can't fight back once someone starts molesting your ears.
>>41717561Make out with the musical elf.
>>41717561Rub her ears and ruffle her hair until she goes unconscious
>>41717561Pierce her ears! Fill them with earrings!
>Lenia sneaks over to the winter elf. The room is completely empty save for them and a few pieces of furniture. When she's close enough she puts her gun up against the elf."Alright, don't move. Don't make a sound. Just have over the orb and I won't fill your head fulla lead.">The winter elf freezes in place. Her small frame trembles and she lets out a small gasp when Lenia cocks her gun."The orb.">The elf remains frozen in place, trembling harder. Eventually the slight tremble turns into shaking and she clutches at her chest."Uhm... The... The orb..?""M-my heart... I need my m-medicine... P-please..."Oh gods what did I do.
>>41717881Take the orb! Don't fall for it!Then get the medicine! You don't just leave people to die!
>>41717881Just shoot her.
>>41717881>grab orb>start shooting so someone will come running>around elf watch yourself
>>41717881Grab OrbRun away fast
>>41717881WHAT ARE YOU DOINGYOU ARE GIVING THE GIRL A HEART ATTACKSHE'S GONNA DIE WHETHER OR NOT YOU PULL THE TRIGGERFIND THE MEDICINE, YOU KNIFE EARED, TREE HUGGING, BARK EATING, SAP DRINKING ELF
>>41717881"Where is your medicine?"
>>41717881Don't be a shit, get the medicine.
>>41717914are you calling her a cocksucker or are you just being racist
grab orb, shot sky to attract attention. run away.
>>41717881Begin ear rubbing and boob compressions to steady her heart.
>>41717881take it and leave, winter elves are plague-ridden monsters, it's better this way
>>41717881Restart her heart with lewdness!
>>41717937>>41717904But what if there is no one else in the house?
>>41717881help with meds, do it for the boss
>>41717881Hey! We said pierce her ears, not give her a heart attack by threatening her life! Feed her that medicine and then get back to the important business of suckling on those ears!
>>41717881Is there medicine nearby? If she dies you're probably going to be wanted for murder.
>>41717947even better, nobody to keep that abomination alive.
>>41717881Grab the orb first, then fetch her the medicine
>>41717881Grab the orb then find medicine/run
>>41717881Congrats on your first murder. I'll make sure your boy knows how well you did at it
>>41717881Get her here medecine you fool
>>41717965it's not like she'll have bulletholes in her, or be able to say that someone threatened her.besides, the rich guy will probably just up their status to that anyways.
Put her out of her misery
>>41717881HOLD ON GUYS, THE HEART AMULETTHAT'S THE KEY, THAT'S THE MEDICINE
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!>Lenia grabs the orb.M-maybe I can get someone's attention!>She fires her gun.>The elf makes a startled cry and slumps over.OH GOD THAT DIDN'T HELP.1/2
>>41718000NONSENSE ANON! THE REAL HEART WAS INSIDE HER ALL ALONG
>>41718020Stop trying to help her you fool! That was the worst thing you could do, just run as fast as you can now!
>>41718024I think the amulet's a better heart then her shitty one.
>>41718020Start doing chest compressions. Just make sure her heart is beating. If she stops breathing, whisper in her ear sensually.
>>41718020REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CPR!
>>41718020Ask the orb where her medicine is
>>41718020Don't just wait for the guards to come. Get out of there quickly!
>>41718020I am sorry to repeat myself, FIND THE FUCKING MEDECINE YOU DUMB FLATBOARD
>>41718020get heart amulet and drop in on her
>>41718020HEY DO NOT KILL THIS ELF GIRL OH MY GOSH
>>41718020ASK THE ORB FOR HELP, MAYBE IT'S THE ORB OF LOCATING MEDICINE
>>41718020You're good at stealing things, right? Steal the girl AND her medicine.And the orb too, of course.
>>41718020Leave it to a knife-ear to fuck things up
>>41718020Goddammit, you stupid woman. We're here to give advice, so FUCKING LISTEN TO US!
>>41718020>Try and see if we can do anything by possessing this chick
>>41718020Actually, >>41718212 is a great idea. We should quickly ask her where her medicine is, and then her thoughts will tell us.
>>41718047WE CAN BE HER HEART ANONWE CAN MAKE HER GO DOKI DOKI
>>41718020[LOCATE MEDICINE WITH GHOST POWERS]
Wait! I have an idea. Why don't we kidnap the elf girl and use her as a hostage? We can lewd her once the danger is gone.
"ORB! ORB! WHERE IS THE MEDICINE!"-01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011-"What!? I don't speak fuckin' math!"Maybe it's in the restroom! I keep stuff there!Argh! There's so many voices in my head!>She runs and goes into the only door that's left. She runs through the house and finds a bunch of medicine. When she returns to the elf she's convulsing on the floor.I think I broke her!>The medicine appears to be a single long needle.I think I should run.I gotta run.I ain't no doctor.
>>41718020We don't have enough time to save her. People are going to come for us. We need to take her with us and search for her medicine.
>>41718302Put the medicine in your mouth and kiss her.
>>41718302kidnap herwhat else could possibly go wrong?
>>41718302SHOVE THAT NEEDLE IN HER NECK, INJECT ITDO NOT LET THIS ELF DIE
>>41718302Either needle that girl right now or bring the medicine and her back with you.You don't want Rickard to think you're a callous murderer, do you? and saving a cute girl's life is sure to make him think more highly of you.
>>41718302Piggyback her to Rickard, he will know what to do
>>41718302>"What!? I don't speak fuckin' math!"It said "I don't help knife ears". It's going to let her die because it's a racist orb.Give her a small injection of medicine into a blood vessel and take her with you in case she needs more help.
>>4171830201010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110010 01100010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100 00101110
>>41718302>translates to I don't help knife earsAHAHAHAHAHA
>>41718302>01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011>I don't help knife earsHey, guys, I know which orb this is. It's the racist orb.
>>41718302>>The medicine appears to be a single long needle.>>41718344DO WHAT HE SAID!
>>41718302YOU CAN DO THISRIGHT BETWEEN THE RIBSSTAB HARD TO GET THROUGH THE CHEST PLATE
>>41718302>01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011racist ass orb, drop that shit
>>41718302>01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011It said "I don't help knife ears".Wow. That's hilarious, actually.
>>41718302Wow, the orb is racist. It said "I don't help knife ears"A single long needle? Is it even a syringe? If it's a syringe, give her an injection. If it's JUST a needle, fuck it just run.
>>417183020100100100100000011101110110100101101100011011000010000001110100011010000111001001101111011101110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011010010110111000100000011101000110100001100101001000000110111101100011011001010110000101101110 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100 00101110
>>41718302Are either of your companions trained in medicine? If you can't help this girl, they might be able to.If not, then I suspect she has a heart condition and that the needle contains a stimulant. If needs to be injected near the heart, but only a little at a time. If that was the only needle, then the whole thing is probably too much for her.
>>4171830201010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001001 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100001 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01111001 01100101 01100100 00100000 00101000 01100010 01101100 01110101 01100110 01100110 00100000 01011011 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01111001 01101100 01110000 01101000 01011101 00101001he may still be able to help!
>>41718302haha lets give this orb to tali so it can make passive aggressive binary in his head
>>41718302YOU NEED TO STAB IT IN HER HEART
>>41718302SHE NEEDS THAT MEDICINE AND YOU CAN TOTALLY USE THAT NEEDLE TO PIERCE HER EARS
>>41718302Stab it into her heart all Pulp Fiction style!
>>41718432But then we're to blame for this!
>>41718473ONLY IF SOMEONE SEES US
>>41718473We're already to blame for this.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41718302She FRAMED YOU FOR THEFT, let her rot.
>>41718432>>41718454>>41718473>>41718490>>41718403>>41718392>>41718367>>41718357>>41718348>>41718344>>41718336>>41718328>>41718316>Lenia panics, grabs the elf, and runs.1/2
>>41718552We don't know that was her! You can't leave without seducing the truth out of her!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41718554YOU GRABBED THE ORB RIGHT?
>>41718554[LINK TO GREEN ORB]
>>41718554DON'T LOOK BEHIND AT THE SCARY CEER BEHIND YOU
>>41718554Don't forget the orb, dammit!
>>41718641She already grabbed it before she fired the gun.
>>41718554you fucked up.no kissing scene for you!
>>41718554===>The elf is soon back to normal. It took a needle to her chest and a small injection but once it went in she stabilized right back to normal.>Lenia hands the orb over to Rickard who pockets it. After explaining exactly what happened Rickard just sighs. Valentine stares at the girl intensely."Well..." Rickard says, "She's back to normal now, I think. I guess you did good since we got the orb and no one died. Yeah, no. That's pretty good. Good job, Lenia.""Ah, th-thanks Rickard...">Valentine slams her fist into her palm."I remember now!" She explains, "I knew I'd seen this elf somewhere! She's the princess!"
>>41718554ELF THIEF ELF THIEF THAT ELF JUST STOLE AN ELF!
>>41718719Oh fuck.Oh FUCK.
>>41718719Princess? Of what?
>>41718719Well then who wants an escort mission and or hostage taking?
>>41718719Fondle the princess' ears inappropriatly
>>41718719Princess of a Human Kingdom? But how?
>>41718719FUCK, we are boned.take her with you anyway. where's your ride?also, rickard, lenia totally wants to fuck but she's too nervous to say it herself.
>>41718719Princess? But these aren't the elf lands.And what would princess do in that wacky ceer house?
>>41718719Okay, here's what we do.First, blindfold her so she won't recognize us.Then, we take her around with us until she wakes up. When she's awake, we can talk to her about what's going on, and possibly leave her with someone she trusts.Remember, we aren't trying to hold her against her will, we're just keeping her safe.
>>41718756May as well go for it, we're already in big trouble.
>>41718719What would a princess be doing in a small house with no guards?Is she THE princess of something, or merely A princess of a small realm?
>>41718719this is turning into one of my eastern animated films
>>41718719OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT DID YOU DO.THIS IS WHY WE STICK TO HELPING HUMANS YOU KIDNAPPING CUNTWAFFLEIRON.
>>41718719Oh dear, I wonder if this has anything to do with that saving the world thing, maybe she'll know.
>>41718719Great! You just penetrated the princess! I hope you're ready to take responsibility for ruining her for marriage!
>>41718785We done stole her heart we did, mmhmm.
>>41718719>human kingdom >elf princessWat.
>>41718719Marry the princess. It's the only way.
"What..? I... I didn't know elves had a monarchy. Lenia?""We don't..." She says."Yeah," Valentine says, "They don't. At least, not the actual main city. The little princess here is from a much smaller group of exclusively winter elves. They have their own thing and as far as I know they don't trade much with others. What she's doing all the way in Windcrest I have no clue...""So, Val, on a scale of one to ten how fucked are we?""Hmm... Depends on a bunch of things.""Excuse me." The princess calls out. A blindfold has been placed on her. "Uhm... Where am I? Am I being kidnapped?"
>>41718720Does that make her a double elf?
>>41719013No, you're going on an ADVENTURE
>>41719013That depends. How much will your relatives pay to get you back?
>>41719013"no, you were having a heart attack and someone panicked."
>>41719013KEEP YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND DON'T FUCKING SAY A WORD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
>>41719013Tell her she's going on an adventure. If she wants. Or she could just stay where she was and play piano.
>>41719013No no no no......maybe. We kind needed to get back that orb and then you started having an attack so we applied- okay fuck it we panicked and don't know what to do with you now that we have the orb and you're not dying
>>41719013"We just wanted to make sure you survived.""Do you know anything about the green orb? Who wants it, and why is it so important to them?"
>>41719013Keep her, Rickard. She's important to saving the World, I know it. Ask her about the Green Orb and the employer.
>>41719013Romantic hospital crew, follow us to be not dead from heart problems.
>>41719013Not kidnapped. More like, recruited for an adventure.
>>41719013Probably not. What's with the green orb?
>>41719013>"Uhm... Where am I? Am I being kidnapped?"If you were being kidnapped, I think this would qualify as the most incompetent kidnapping ever.
>>41719013No, you're just dreaming. Soon enough it will become a wet dream.
>>41719013Yes, you're being kidnapped and married off to Lenia!
>>41719017Only if they GATTAI
>>41719013Just figuring how to not get arrested for nearly killing you flat white.
>>41719013You have to keep the elf. We're here to SAVE THE WORLD, Rickard, you need that elf.
>>41719013Tell her about how you saved her life with your massive love needle
>>41719013Quick, tell her that she's flat. It's old winter elf custom of deference to royalty
>>41719013"Do you WANT to be kidnapped?"
>>41719013Tell her that depends on why she's here and why she had the orb.
>>41719013We weren't after her, we were only trying to get the orb, and we accidentally almost killed her. We don't have any good reason to hold her against her will.
>>41719013We're going on... an ADVENTURE!
>>41719013F L I R T
>>41719184>F A R TFTFY
>>41719013We are nearing the stage of adding another member to our harem of world saviors! Explain her role, and find the Undine to comfort her into it, new members stick together like glue, common territory right?
>>41719225I like the warden chick, she seems like an earnest fellow.
>>41719013Look, Lenny. Real talk time.This whole Rickard thing? Ain't gonna work out. He's after more feminine things like undine boys or busty human fighters, so you ain't got a chance with him.You should cut your losses and get wit that princess. You already made her heart stop, whisked her off her feet, and pierced her heart with your love fluids of new life, you two are practically married. Royalty is a good thing, don't let it slip by over some unrequited love for a guy who actually considered abandoning you in prison.
"We're not kidnapping you. We just wanted to get the orb and you... Kinda had a heart attack. We panicked.""You're thieves, then? Why are you after my father's orb..?""Your father's orb?">She nods."Princess... What do you know about this orb?""I don't know much. I don't really know half the stuff my father brings home. He brought that back today, while I was resting.""He brought it to you? What does he look like?""My father? He's a Winter Elf, like me. He has short hair and he wears a blue and white cloak.""Does he wear a mask? With a smiling face on it?""No, he doesn't. But that sounds like our servant.""You have a servant?""Yes. He came with us to this land. He handles all of Father's business while he goes off and collects artifacts.""Why is your father collecting artifacts?""Leo, our servant, said it was to help fund out land. My people are in desperate need of food and supplies. These artifacts could help us."I don't understand...Why would they lie about who got the artifact?"Uhm..." She says. "If I'm not kidnapped... What are you going to do with me?"
>>41719290>"Uhm..." She says. "If I'm not kidnapped... What are you going to do with me?"Fondle your ears.
>>41719290>What are you going to do with me?Take responsibility
>>41719290>"Uhm..." She says. "If I'm not kidnapped... What are you going to do with me?"Ear fondling time
>>41719290Save the world!
>>41719290This is none of your business, Rickard. Though, I'm willing to bet the Princess' Father would pay you a hefty sum for a ransom. You'd never have to worry about them again.Or, you could take her with you, have her join the party and save the World.
>>41719290The two elves need to frot ears! I hear that's how elflings are made.
>>41719290Okay we need to know who reported the artifact as stolen
>>41719168Saving the world is a good reason!
>>41719290That's up to her. We could leave her near someone trustworthy, so she can be safe. Or, we could take her with us if she wants to find out what's going on with this thing. It's definitely no ordinary artifact, and there's more going on here than it seems.
>>41719290"Not sure about your father and your servant princess, but this orb belongs to us. See we found it in a dungeon and by law that means its ours, but when we got to town someone had spread rumors that it was stolen which is complete bullshit. So we broke out of prison, retrieved our property, and now here we are"
>>41719290Pierce her ears and then tag her so she can be safely released into the wild, obviously.What is her True Magic talent? If she doesn't tell us we can't let her go.
>>41719290Ask her if she's related to Tali!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41719290Tell her the bitter truth. You got jailed because you got it from a dengeon for your client, got accused of theft and locked up.And you're, by her story, probably not the first. The servant is probably a ceer and they think dungeons keep stuff safe so if you could retrieve it, you're a threat to dungeons and artifacts.Also seduce her.She's a princess man and you're a rogue.its basically your DESTINY
>>41719290She can come with us so that we can return the orb to her once we figure out what the fuck is up with it should returning it prove possible
>>41719290We're going to marry you, obviously.
>>41719372>>41719399I'm not sure it's a good idea to tell her who we are. She hasn't seen our faces, but if people think we kidnapped her we're going to be in even more trouble than we already are.
>>41719443That's right, she hasn't seen any faces.
>>41719290Should probably ask if she wants to go back.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41719443Its too late. no going back.
>>41719443We didn't kidnap her, why would she tell anyone that we did?
>>41719290Force her father to clear your name, using her as a hostage.
>>41719544No! Marry her! Put an earring on it!
>>41719576Shhshhhshh, your mouth's not for talking
"Not sure about your father and servant princess, but this orb belongs to us. See we found it in a dungeon and by law that means its ours, but when we got to town someone had spread rumors that it was stolen which is complete nonsense. So we broke out of prison, retrieved our property, and now here we are. What happens next is up to you. Me? I wanna get to the bottom of this and clear our name. I kinda like Windcrest.""Wait... That's your orb? You really got it?""Yeah. It wasn't an easy dungeon, either.""That doesn't make any sense though... Father sent it here.""Sent it?""Yes. Every time he completes a dungeon he sends the artifacts here.""When was the last time you actually saw him?""A year ago?"Okay, something fishy is definitely going on here..."Princess... That orb was ours. And now I'm starting to think that none of those artifacts are from your dad.""What do you mean?""I mean that something is going on. Someone is pretending to send artifacts to your home and I don't know why..."That servant guy is the one accepting all the stuff... He's the one who got us jailed."Princess, who else is with you at your home?""It's just Leo and myself."Yeah, I don't trust that..."Princess. How would you feel about going on an adventure with us to get to the bottom of this?""And adventure!? Oh! I've always wanted to be an adventurer just like my father! Do I get armor!?""Not really. It's expensive.""A sword?""Dagger?""How about my own magic book?""None of us really do magic.""Ah, uhm... That's okay then. Do we at least have a cool adventure team name?""Yes, of course we do. What kind of adventure team wouldn't have one? We're... Uhm.."
>>41719290>"Uhm..." She says. "If I'm not kidnapped... What are you going to do with me?"
>>41719616The (Not) Heroes
>>41719616The leaves on the wind.
>>41719616...the Wind Chasers!I don't know what it means, but it sounds cool.
>>41719616FLAMMENWERFER!Cause we Werf Flamme
>>41719616Sylph's Follyor Pocket Moth
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41719616The Warriors of Light.Also, seduce and stroke those long, silky ears.
>>41719616RomanhandlersRomantic+ManhandlersIt's great because no one will believe someone would choose such a bad name
>>41719616The flat whites
>>41719616We do magic. We can handle the magic, if she gets a spellbook. What is Lenia's talent? And the princess' talent?
>>41719616The Cool Adventure Team.
>>41719616The Wildcats!Universe A!The Fighting Mongoose!Average Joe's!
>>41719616The Candlelit Moths!
>>41719676It's terrible.I like it.
>>41719616HawkmothsSylphan Six (you'll get a sixth member sooner or later)Duskchasers
>>41719616The Mighty Fightin' Shushbugs
>>41719616The Greenwings!Because I like KoDP.
>>41719616Les Miserables!The Wolverines!
>>41719616Seekers of Twilight. Because moths navigate via stars and stuff.
>>41719616The Fantastic Misfits!
>>41719616We're called actual name not suitable for mortal ears
>>41719616Something about four adventures and a fairy getting to the bottom of a mystery involving magic crystals, in which one of the adventurers is the daughter of the corrupt empire's potentially evil king?I've never heard of it
>>41719616The Defaultly Braves!
>>41719777sweet pomp bro
>>41719616The Princess Kidnappers. Don't worry, it's just our name.
>>41719777Yeah, but at least we're not evil and a LYING WHORE
>>41719807Well we're not evil at least and MAYBE not a liar.
>>41719616We're the Tunnel Snakes
>>41719616Tunnel Snakes rule!
>>41719802Quick, Lenia! Grow yourself a pompadour! It's like instant princess moisturizer!
[whisper] psst, Rickard, lenia totally wants to fuck. show her a good time later [whisper]
>>41719843Wait so are we marrying the princess to Lenia or Rickard, I'm lost? Maybe we should ask her which she'd rather marry.
>>41719895Hey, no, that'd make this whole adventuring party weird. We don't fuck with the group chemistry, we just point it in the direction of ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST
>>41719913To ourselves, silly! Let's bond with her real quick.
>>41719913Lenia is the one who penetrated the princess and ruined her for marriage, she's the one who needs to take responsibility. Rickard will be too busy being shoulder deep in undine boypussy to marry any princesses
>>41719831>>41719841Seconding Tunnel Snakes.
>>41719922Nonsense! They just need to pair off. Either that or everyone just jumps into a big ol fuckpile and call it a day.
"We are... Sylph's Folly!""... Hehe. That's a silly name."1/2
>>41719977Are you the ass that spoils TV shows to your friends?
>>41719988"Sylph's Folly, eh? Now I'll know what to put on your tombstone!">The Aelor leaps up to the wall behind the Princess."END OF THE LINE, CRIMINAL SCUM!">End of Tales of Serda Part 1
>>41720010>Boipussy in the backSOON
>>41720010Good thing we got princess to assert our innocence
>>41720010>>41720026you mean fifth member in back
Good thread Larro. When's the next main thread gonna be and what should this be archived under?
>>41720010And that's a wrap! Hope you guys had fun. Next chapter will be our regularly scheduled MAQ. Time for it will be announced on the twitter, as usual.And here's an unused panel.
>>41720010>End of Tales of Serda Part 1THERE'S GONNA BE MORE ADVENTURING!
>>41720026>>41720048Technically, both are true when it comes to Undine anatomy.
>>41720010so we've got>Charismatic Eye patched Leader>STRONG fighter>gunslinger thief>Elf>and totally not gay for the Leader guysounds like a perfect adventuring party
>>41720053Awww, we should go steal it next thread.
>>41720048Well be giving him a fifth member in his back, alright!
>>41720049Next thread will be soon! And you can just archive it under Tales of Serda if you want. The tags for MAQ will work.more unused stuffGotta run, see you guys next thread!
>>41720080Don't forget the drunk, horny brawler!
>>41720080>sounds like a perfect adventuring partytry again
>>41720080I feel like we can rope in the aelor too as long as it doesn't cost an arm and an extra arm
>>41720136told you the pomp plays, Blue knows what's up
>>41720136>green orb is a girlnow we really need to send that orb to tali. get blue orb some orb lovin.
>>41720136Shouldn't orange be the spectacled one since he's a BIG FAT NERD?
>>41720242Even better, green orb is a robowaifu judging by all the binary