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>>41705435
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM
>Character sheet(Beta): http://pastebin.com/sjG6yS4f
>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Daboss

Updating the sheet now.

>>41705435

Boss carriage from the snake scull.

Also, would it be possible to tinker with the human machines (like crossbows)? We really need a way to improve our tribe's dakka beyond merely throwing rocks.

>>41705435
>You have worked on the tribe. Your orks have looted an entire village, so you can turn this place into something more sturdy and capable of defense and just overall quality of the huts and what not.

More room for more boyz, more squig pens, more farms. We'ze the biggest so we'ze tha boss, and a proppa boss needs a proppa group of boyz.

>>41705526
Most of them are either:

A) Too small for you
B) Too big for grots
C) Too fragile for ork styled usage of items
D) Mixture of some of the points above.

This however doesn't mean they're useless, they gave you idea on how to properly propel projectiles.

>>41705435
>You have worked on the tribe. Your orks have looted an entire village, so you can turn this place into something more sturdy and capable of defense and just overall quality of the huts and what not.
We need Ork Mountain to be safe from pesky humans.

>You have worked on the tribe. Your orks have looted an entire village, so you can turn this place into something more sturdy and capable of defense and just overall quality of the huts and what not.

Tribe it is.

Do you want to order your other tinks to do something else?

>>41705683
Outfittin the boyz with metal armor and weapon, OUR WHOLE TRIBE SHALL BE ARD BOYZ!

>>41705569
We should try and take them apart then copy the parts but bigger. That might require too much smarts though.

>>41705696
Don't worry about that, if any of your boyz want to get metal armor or weapon, they will get it one way or another.

>>41705683
Siege engines.
Catapults throwing bee squigs and stuff.

>>41705683

See if the tinks can muck around with that sticky black stuff we found in the mountains (we are expanding our ork tribe into the mountain at some point right?). We need explosives asap.

>>41705683
Boar chariots.

We have plenty of wood and shit to muck about with so.

>>41705715
What this git said

>>41705697

Makes sense. We're also orks so we can make something work if we just think it should work, regardless of whether the laws of physics say it should actually work. Maybe, once we get a chariot, we can get some kind of automated crossbow launcher. I'm thinking of like, dual crossbows that are reloaded by the forward motion of the chariot (like connected to spokes on the wheels). Of course, this is tremendously impractical, inaccurate, and a waste of ammunition for humans. For orks, however...

>>41705697
You do know how it works, crossbows aren't rocket science and neither are bows and you know that bendy bit+stretchy bit+rok=fast rok.

>>41705758
Na, we get a chariot, then we mount a siege crossbow on it, and we cart it around and lob tree trunk sized bolts at people and buildings.

I see:

>Siege engines
>Boar equipment
>Proper "black stuff"/fuel science

You have Mista Woodbrain and 5 Tinkers, how do you separate them?

>>41705809
>>Siege engines
2
>>Boar equipment
1
>>Proper "black stuff"/fuel science
2+woodbrain

>>41705809
2 Siege, 1 Boar, 2 Black Stuff. The boar stuff should be easier than the rest.

>>41705831
This. The sooner Woodbrain figures out the internal combustion engine, the better.

>>41705809
>Mista Woodbrain and two tinkboyz on siege

>2 thinboys on the boar carrige

>Us on black stuff
Being boss meanst to be the strongest. Being Mek means to be the smartest, and have the most techy bits. Meaning we really shouldn't trust others with what potentially could be a very useful weapon. It's safer if only we know how to use the black stuff

>>41705851
You already decided to devote yourself to focus on upgrading the Tribe itself.

>Captcha gives wheelchairs.

No need to rub it in, Captcha.

>>41705846
To be fair, he would probably invent flame throwers and bombs first.

>>41705851
We are busy improving the tribe.

>>41705851
>yfw Bloodflagg was the smartest ork to have ever orked, and possibly one of the smartest beings in the entire Galaxy, because he had common sense

Of course, even Bloodfagg wasn't as ded kunnin' as Gorgutz, sneakiest big git dere eva wuz!

>>41705831
Thirding this

>>41705878
Well, yeah. You need those to make a proppa warbuggy or wartrakk anyways.

>>41705831
Wins.

Writing.

>>41705705
Ya see you said if they WANT it, We'z gonna force em all to have metal armor and shields nad choppas!

>>41705881
"You Gorgutz. You da biggest baddest Warboss ever. Bigger dan Nazdreg. You'd be bigger dan Ghazghkull"

"NOBODY BIGGER THAN GHAZGHKULL, YA IGNORANT GIT! At least... heh, not yet.

>>41705435
You were quick to order the other, clearly less skillful (Except Mista Woodbrain) Tinkers to work on things you find beneath yourself to worry. Sending 2 tinkers to build something that will break stone walls, 1 to equip the boars properly and you make sure that the black thingy is gathered and science'd upon with 2 tinkers and Woodbrain himself. And you did the only thing you thought to be a true test of your tech skills, upgrading the tribe.

It takes lots of time, upgrading the huts, ordering the boyz to set up the wooden walls and other things to protect the tribe from invaders. A lot of them did their job however, and you have finally done it, the place being now much more deserving of being called orky.

>Living place upgraded: You are now on ground to protect yourself if there would be an attack on your territory, the huts have been upgraded as well and general happiness of your band has increased as well as your opinion among your boyz.

But now, you need to see how others have done on their jobs..

>Roll 9d6, first trio is for Siege engines, second trio is for boar equipment and last three are for fuel science!

You may spend BRUTAL CUNNIN point(s) to any of the sets to increase the chances to get something real nice. Or reroll a set.

You have 4 BRUTAL CUNNIN points left.

Rolled 3, 6, 2, 6, 4, 6, 4, 1, 5 = 37 (9d6)

>>41706016
'Ere we go!

Rolled 5, 1, 4, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 6 = 27 (9d6)

>>41706016
Spend a point boyz?

Rolled 6, 5, 4, 6, 3, 1, 3, 1, 4 = 33 (9d6)

>>41706016
Let'z do dis

>>41706016
Can we reroll the third set then, the other two are looking good, 15 and 16 respectively, but the third one is kind of awful.

Holy shit three ones in a row in the same place,

>>41706089
That fuel doesn't really want to come along

First set: 15 is highest
Second set: 16 is highest, a crit!
Third set: 9 is highest

Any BRUTAL CUNNIN point usage?

>>41706016
>>41706079
We should reroll the third set. Maybe use another to increase chances of good stuff.

>>41706110
Spend to reroll 3rd set

>>41706118
I agree, the fuel resoults look whimpy compared to the importance of it.

oh hey this thing exists.

can we be a weirdboy instead of a tinker? tinkers are shit tier, we have others to invent shit for us.

>>41706155
Mekboss path got pretty conclusively voted for last thread.

>>41706155
Shut it ya git.

>>41706165
'Ard Boss was a close second I believe.

>>41706155
Weirdboyz are ork psychers right? Sounds good, i don't know why I thought of it before.

But I don't want to go back on a decision, that's already been voted with great intensity.

I see agreement to reroll third set

>3 BRUTAL CUNNIN points left

>roll 3d6

Rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14 (3d6)

>>41706221

>>41706155
Piss off ya git!

Rolled 1, 1, 5 = 7 (3d6)

>>41706221
OI! Mista Woodbrain, stop muckin about!

Rolled 2, 3, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>41706221
Rollan

>>41706200
yup, their power grows with the size of the horde since they channel the collective psionic energy of the orks around them, and I don't think I recall there ever being a warboss wildboy.

but nevermind that- I hadn't seen the previous thread. must've missed it.

>>41706226
Spend for better result?

>>41706258
14 on 3d6 isn't a bad result.

>>41706251
Weirdboyz are also horribly afraid of those hordes, because its painful to have all that energy store itself up in the skull. Which, if not used up. Makes the boyz head EXPLODE. I'd allow it, but it could be hard to pull off both for players and myself.

14 a highest.

>>41706271
But we could make it even better.

>>41706251
Pity, I would have liked to be a Weirdboss. But never mind, maybe next time. We can still build glorious warmachines, take on Forgeworlds, and piss off the Admech.

>>41706258
give up a 14 on a 3-18 scale? I hope you aren't playing blackjack

>>41706258
>>41706271
I am talking about the better chances for good stuff point.

>>41706299
>take on Forgeworlds, and piss off the Admech.
I know our goal now....WE MUST BUILD THE BIGGEST STOMPA THE GALAXY HAS EVA SEEN! AS BIG AS AP PLANET!

>>41706329
Well, we might as well then.

>>41706334
I'd be down with that. But first, we need to properly stomp the humies down here. Gotta keep the tasks small and simple and prioritized, so that the boys can keep up.

>>41706334
>Stompa
You mean "Mega-Gargant".

>>41706364
Proper term would be "Spess Stompa" for this kind of size monstrosity. But as >>41706362
grot steps friends, grot steps.

>>41706334
If it's too big to stomp on the planet, how is it gonna stomp?

>>41706251
>>41706283
>>41706299
Warp'eads are the analogue for Warboss Weirdboyz. They're addicted to the energy and it feels great for them to release it in large doses.

I think there was some FAQ or something that adds a wound to a Warp'ead if you make it your Warlord.

We could start off with a steam gargant and just upgrade it by adding more dakka until it gets a gravity field of its own.

To clear things up

>Spend another BRUTAL CUNNIN point for better SCIENCE?

>>41706426
IT'LL STOMP OTHA PLANETS YA GIT!

>>41706444
Yep.

>>41706444
No, I say 14 out of 18 is good enough

>>41706444
naw dog

>>41706444
Yes

>>41706461
Oh wait wait, i get it to spend a point for a bonus stuff. In that case; sure might as well

>>41706444
No, 14 is fine.

>>41706491
The way I understand we aren't using it for a reroll, we are using it to get bonus stuff with the success

We aren't rerolling, we are getting better stuff.

Anons are correct, if it would be a reroll, I would specify it as such.

14 is good enough.

>>41706444
>>41706529

>>41706510
Oh well in that case I take back my vote at >>41706491 let's spend that brutal kunning.

>>41706529
Let's do this then.

Hey boss have any growla squigs been born yet?

>>41706334

A gargant so large that it takes 12 squiggoths on hamster wheels to move just one foot.

A gargant so large entire bands of boyz live and die in its ammo stores, never having seen the outside world.

A gargant so large that new types of squig evolve between the layers of armor, devouring each other and anything unlucky enough to try and invade.

A gargant so large a cloud of gnats flying about its orky face are really thousands of fightabombas.

This could go somewhere...

Finally i am on time for the trhread!

No reroll

>>41706529
Okay;
>no brutal kunning if reroll
>yes Brutal Kunning if roll-less bonus

>>41706546
It is....THE DEATH STOMPA!

>>41706579
OI

DAS NO MOON

I HATE DA BAD MOONS

I will repeat myself. This is not a reroll, it's for getting more out of the roll.

A metaphorical increase of the roll from 14 to 15 if you will.

>>41706635
Lets do it Boss

>2 BRUTAL CUNNIN points remaining

Lots of yes for this one so I will take it as such.

Writing.

>>41706687
oi boss, When can we go getz some o da gretchin's so we'z can use em as a crew?

this better be good enough to build makeshift warbikes. gotta go faster.

>>41706717
To be honest, I'm surprised there aren't some already. With the possible exception of squiggoths, Orks are the last type of greenskin to pop out of the ground in the early stages of an infestation.

>>41706717
>>41706781
You a grot herder or somfingz? Nobody counts them grots.

>>41706717
>>41706781
Ignorant git here.
Aren't grots and gretchins are the same?

>>41706806
Nah ya see'z we can dele-uh Delegr ah zog it! Make them do da unimportant stuffs that we ain't got time fer!

>>41706807
There's a difference, but for sake of speed, I count them all in into one group of grots.

>>41706807
Nah you're thinking of snotlings and gretchin, Grot is a insult.

>>41706836
>for sake of speed
I guess that's really faithful to the origins of our boss.

>>41706836
nope, they're actually the same.

>>41706016
The siege engines were well made you got to admit. The tinkers did their job and when you went to see the advances on their task, your eyes were greeted with two decent looking primite Lobba's made out of materials mostly looted from the village with a few spiky bits and wheels, just in case some smart grot decides to ram the thing into something. Speaking of rams, there is one being built as well, but it still will take a moment to finish.

Then you went to see on how the boars were taken care of. And you were hugely surprised because not only you got saddles that actually let you sit on the damn animal, but some (including yours) were given metal bits! In cooperation with some dokks, some of the boars were given metal plating screwed directly onto the boar, increasing their survivability in battle by lots!

And last job, the fuel. Mista Woodbrain reported that they managed to set up actual pumping mechanism in the mountain, giving a steady, if not a bit slow (still faster than letting it just drip) leakage to gather up into barrels. He also said that he's in the middle of making a weapon that uses this liquid. A giant barrel that when crashed, explodes in fiery rage, definitely useful for the Lobba's/catapults.

Now that you have went over the things. You return to current time, what will you do boss?

>Tink again?
>Set some exploration, we need more things to beat the zog out of.
>Something else? (Write-in)

>>41706836
I just hope you don't count gretchin and snotlings in the same group, They're veeeery different.
Speakin of which we gotta find da biggest and meanist snotling an make em our pet!
>>41706900
>See if we can't find any yoofs ta recruit!

>>41706900
>>Tink again?
Let's see if we can make some metal armor for us.

>>41706900
>Send some Nobs exploring while we tink with the fuel.

>>41706900
>Set some exploration, we need more things to beat the zog out of.

Would be a shame to have the siege engines unused.

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>>41706923
>I just hope you don't count gretchin and snotlings in the same group, They're veeeery different.

Also, you don't need to recruit anyone, orks just come to your clan and that's it.

And for the anon who asked about squigs. You can search for one/tell some grot to look for one for you.

>>41706900

Tink a way to combine fuel and boars

>flameswine for da boss to throw into groups of humies, burning and tusking everything they can reach before exploding.

>>41706900
Tinker with the oil while Boar-nobz go exploring.

>>41706900
>>Tink again?
Our armor could use some advancing.

>>41706900
>incoming burnas and skorchas
aw yiss

>Set some exploration, we need more things to beat the zog out of.

do it with the new boars.

I see search and tinking being picked.

Writing, tinking will come in touch in just a bit.

>>41706963
DATZ A WASTE OF BOAR RIDERS YA GIT!

>>41706900
You need to keep the morale high, and to do that, you need more things to krump. And to find more things to krump, you need to search for them.

Setting out your boyz, you tell them to scout out the nearby locations, smartly, you tell them to use the boars and to focus on the road, because where there are roads, there are humies. Without a word of insubordination, they hop on and with loud taunts leave the gate you have made and set out to search. You doubt they will come back soon or with empty hands, so you can kill your time with tinkering of your own. You need to work on your own personal bling now, after all, no self-respecting Big Tink/Mech can walk around with rotting gear can he now?

Entering your workshop, you sit your massive rump on a chair and start pondering as to what you can work on..

>Your personal gear (weapon, armor)
>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now..
>The fuel.
>The weapon Mista Woodbrain talked about and tinks about on it himself in his own part of the workship.
>Something else? (Write-in)

>>41707150
>>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now..

>>41707150
>>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now...
Gotta have chariots before you have bikes and trukks.

>>41707150

Your personal gear

(I don't think we can make an engine yet so wait on the fuel)

>>41707150
>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now..

>>41707150
>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now..

>>41707150
>The skull is only taking up place and your boar is being left unattended and unused for a while now.

I would say we work on the armor, but if we intentd to use the boar, we must check how much it can carry, and how heavy the armor/weapon can be without holding it back.

Well this was a tad obvious.

Writing.

>>41707150
Time to make some pieces of garbage useful!

Hauling the skull inside, you prep it up against some holders and have it hover a bit in the air, just enough to squeeze under the thing and work on it from the underneath. This, of course, will be used to make a carriage, maybe even a chassis for future use, but for now, you focus on what you have.

>SKULL CHASSIS (4 U): Reasonably sturdy thing, it can take a total of 8 units worth of weight without breaking/reaching a level where the chance to break upon use outweighs the worth of it even by orkish standards.

>ALPHA METABOAR (ENGINE): Heavy thing, biggest, fastest, strongest of the bunch you can go out and take. It can drag 10 units worth of weight.


>ITEMS TO USE: Lots of wood, some metal, some additional boars, some rocks if you deem it necessary.


Allow me to explain the crafting system now. Things will cost weight, shortly referred to as U, the weight limits can be raised/lowered and such by your decisions. Reinforcing the chassis, for example, will raise the limit the chassis can pick up, but will increase its weight. Items, depending on their size and material, will vary in weight cost.

This will be a multistage crafting process and hopefully all will go properly and I won't have to fiddle with this piece of shit too much to make it unbearable for me and you lots.

You may spent BRUTAL CUNNIN points to do some fancy stuff as well.

>Get wooden sleds (1 U.)
>Get metal sleds. (1.5 U.)
>Get wooden wheels (1 U.)
>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)
>Make a mechanism that allows to switch between wheels and sleds! (1 U. just for the mechanism. Total of 3 U. for wooden bits and 4 U. for metal bits.)

Quickly, someone remind me what the local terrain is.

>>41707412
>ALPHA METABOAR (ENGINE): Heavy thing, biggest, fastest, strongest of the bunch you can go out and take. It can drag 10 units worth of weight.
>Get metal sleds. (1.5 U.)
>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)
>Make a mechanism that allows to switch between wheels and sleds! (1 U. just for the mechanism. Total of 3 U. for wooden bits and 4 U. for metal bits.)

>>41707435
Rocky, not exactly flat. Lots of forests, roads are only thing flat you have seen so far, but it's unlikely for the terrain to be like this everywhere.

Gamble, my friend :^).

>>41707435
Forrest. So bumpy as shit.

>>41707412
I support >>41707437
Also, should go without saying, but we need to add lots of spiky bitz to the chariot for added killiness.

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>>41707412

>SKULL CHASSIS (4 U): Reasonably sturdy thing, it can take a total of 8 units worth of weight without breaking/reaching a level where the chance to break upon use outweighs the worth of it even by orkish standards.

>ALPHA METABOAR (ENGINE): Heavy thing, biggest, fastest, strongest of the bunch you can go out and take. It can drag 10 units worth of weight.

>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)

And we'd probably need to spend a point for this:
>Blades on the wheels

>>41707498
Na, you're a cheeky ork. Spikes are like basic aesthetic for you. And we're not on weapons stage just yet so hold your horses on picks for those.

>>41707412
Woah, everyone calm down. Before we decide how much stuff we throw onto that thing we should see how heavy we are.
Unless the weight limit is what it can carry besides us.
All in all we should know how many boys besides us it can accomodate, and how heavy our equipment is allowed to be

>>41707529
It's not a tiny thing. If you want to purely maximize riding spots, 10 orks easily fit in there whilst about 6 bigger orks can fit in there. You are accounted for those sizes. Otherwise it's about 6 orks or 3 Nob sized orks.

>>41707599
How many orks do we count as? For future reference.

>>41707412
How about wooden wheels with metal bands around them, or would that just count as wood?

>>41707645
You're a big ork

Make one banepost and I swear you guys getting shit for space cruiser

You will be about 2 orks total, which will increase as time goes by. Everything however is accommodated to fit you and some further increases so don't worry too much.

can we make treads? because if so, I vote for engine and treads.

>>41707648
Metal.

>>41707675
You can't make a typical engine just yet, but treads will cost you a BRUTAL CUNNIN point.

>>41707665
Not a fan of bane QM?

>>41707683
I think were gonna need those, so the wheels wont break when we run gits over.

>>41707704
No I just don't like bane posting in itself. Haven't even seen or read that quest.

>>41707701

Spend it!

>>41707675
Treads are gonna be shit without some force turning the axel, I say we stick with an orky chariot since its pulled by a boar

>>41707701
>>41707675
>>41707723
I don't think that the boar is strong enough to pull the car with the same speed if we put threads, and I also thing that the terrain ain't that heavy to warrant something like this.

Perhaps once we have an engine.

>>41707701
Lets spend it.

>>41707715
And here i thought you just didnt like the batman villian.
What is baneposting? If someone could please enlighten me.

>>41707740
Ignore me

>>41707701
No threads, they are not good enough without engine.

>>41707704
It's like hanging out with a guy who always says the weakes sexual jokes all the time.
You have to be careful never to say "too long", because you know he will say "that's what she said"

Same with Banepsting

>>41707750
Know the plane part from Dark Knight Rises? Its repeating lines from that scene
>youre a big guy
>for you
Etc, etc.

>>41707764
>>41707778
Ah, so kind of innane comments and one liners. Thanks.

No treads then. So, what's your wheels guys? So far I see.

>Make a mechanism that allows to switch between wheels and sleds! ( 4 U. for metal bits.)

And

>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)

>>41707738
>>41707731
This, treads only work well with engines.

>>41707820
Yup

>>41707820
I'd say metal to save weight, I dont see a situation where we would need sleds yet

>>41707820
Metal Wheels. We can do the sled thing when we need it, save on a bit of weight for arms and armor.

>>41707820
>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)

>>41707820
I think we only need sleds if the terrain is swampy enough. If not only wheels are good. If there are lots of swamps out there then make the switching mechanism.

>>41707849
Maybe when we get engines and grow the clan we can find a good mountainside someplace, and hold competitions for the fastest racer, down a near sheer incline cliff face.

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>>41707665
:^)

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Metal wheels it is.

A moment please.

>>41707883
>Pic related.

>>41707820
>Get metal wheels (1.5 U.)
We are obviously going to drive as recklessly as we can get away with. We don't want the wheels to break.

>>41707665
Mmmm Mf mffffm mmmmmf mfff mmmmmfff mmf Batman

>>41707412
Wheels, yes, wheels are good, wheels make things go, or well, allow things to go faster than they would without having wheels, it's complicated as to why that works, you are not going to explain it further than it has to be.

Grabbing some wheels, you either 'fix' them or add metal to the point where they are fit to be used and you promptly mount them on the sides of the skull. Few tests after mounting them show that you forgot to make the foremost ones turn. Few edits and tests later, everything is in place where it should be.

>TOTAL WEIGHT: 5.5 U.

>TOTAL WEIGHT YOU CAN DRAG: 10 U

Now... Armaments, yes, no car, or carriage in this case, can go without a weapon of sorts here! You must make sure it can stand up to things by BLOWING THEM UP. Or destroy them, you can't make things actually explode... Yet.

>CHASSIS BASED ARMAMENTS

>Wooden spikes on wheels (0.5 U)
>Metal spikes on wheels (1 U.)
>Wooden spikes EVERYWHERE! (1 U.)
>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)

>ADD-ONS

>Some sort of Lobba (2 U. for small one, 3 U for medium size and 4 U for big one!)
>Some sort of Throwin' bit( 1,5 U for small one, 2 U for medium size and 2,5 U for big one!)

>Spend a BRUTAL CUNNIN point to make a weapon extra BRUTALLY CUNNIN? (2 left)

>>41708012
>>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)
>Some sort of Lobba (2 U. for small one, 3 U for medium size and 4 U for big one!)Big

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>>41708012
>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)
>Some sort of Lobba (4 U for big one!)
And, if necessary to get a proper scythed chariot,
>Spend a BRUTAL CUNNIN point to make a weapon extra BRUTALLY CUNNIN? (2 left)

>>41708012
>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)
>Some sort of Lobba (2 U. for small one )

Spikes and a Gretchin lobba!

>>41708055
That's more weight than we have left, we only have 4.5 to spend.

>>41708012
Just realized how shitty it sounds. Throwin' bit is a ballista.

>>41708012
>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)
>Some sort of Lobba (2 U. for small one)

>>41708055
>>41708046
>>41708071
Er, downsize to a big ballista then.

>>41708012
>Metal spikes EVERYWHERE! (2 U.)
>Some sort of Throwin' bit(2,5 U for big one!)

>>41708012
>>41708095
Metal spikes everywhere and a big ballista

>>41708092
>>41708080
Change the Lobba to
>Some sort of Throwin' bit(2 U for medium size)

With a big lobba we could shoot out ourselves.

With a medium lobba we could shoot out the boyz we have with us

With a small lobba we could shoot out grotz

Tough choice tough choice

>>41708129
or ballista, I became uncertain.
But my point still stands.

>>41708117
Second

Reminding that the chassis can take only 8 U. worth of stuff on it without any reinforces and things like that. Do the math if you will.

>>41708173
Didn't we have 4.5 left?

>>41708173
You should probably have mentioned that a bit more clearly, I think most of us were going by the 10 U drag limit as what we could fit to it.

>>41708173
So wait, you're counting the wheels as something that the chassis has to hold up?

>>41708197
That was just for the boar.

For the chassis, you have 6.5 U. IF my math doesn't fail me.

>>41708217
I'm so confused right now, can you give us a complete breakdown of what we have used so far, and on what, and how much we have left please?

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>>41708199
Drag limit can be increased with more boars.
>>41708215
Yes. Which now, I realized just how retarded it fucking sounds given the function of wheels.

Oh man I feel a tumor pushing against a skull from my stupidity.

>>41708245
Don't worry, You gave me a brain tumor as well!

We need to send some boyz out to forage for berries. That way we can make red paint.

The chassis can hold 8 U.

The chassis weights, by itself, 4 U.

The single boar can drag 10 U.

The wheels do not add up to the Chassis limit, they do however count towards the DRAG limit until further notice as I break down this crafting system for next thread.

I am terribly sorry guys, tried avoiding making it complicated, stepped into shit instead.

>>41708310
>not using the blood of your enemies
You know nothing of Evil Sunz tradition.

>>41708315
Okay, so so far we have used up 5.5 of the weight limit of the chassis, which means we have 2.5 remaining. In that case I vote for just metal spikes everywhere.

>>41708310
YOU AIN'T NO PROPAH ORK IF YA DON'T USE DA BLOOD OF DA GITZ YA KILL FER RED PAINT! YOU'Z A HUMIE AIN'T YOU YA GIT! GET EM!

>>41708315
>I am terribly sorry guys, tried avoiding making it complicated, stepped into shit instead.
nah, we're just lazy

I'm in favor of just sticking a bunch of spears in there for throwing.

>>41708358
I will agree with this.

>>41708375
What if we spend Brutal Cunnin to have the spikes be spears that we could take off and throw?

>>41708358
Look at this >>41708217

>>41708315
>>41708358
YOU MAY

Reinforce the Chassis, to make it handle more, BUT. IT WILL increase its WEIGHT.

>>41708358
No no, we have 4.5 left (10-5.5=4.5) unless we bring in more boars, in which case we could potentially bring it up to 8.

So I say metal spikes everywhere plus big ballista, spending a point to make the wheelspikes into propper scythes if need be.

>>41708392
May as well increase the weight then, we could add a second boar to the chariot.

>>41708401
As wrong as that guy was, he was talking about chasis weight limit, which is 8.

do we need to leave weight for us or is that included?

>Increase the weight limit of the Chassis at cost of its weight? (Gain 2 U. at cost of 1 U. of weight.)

>>41708485
You are taken into that, don't worry about your weight, only the limits you are provided with.

>>41708487
y

>>41708487
Sure as long as the boar can carry it.

>>41708487
To clarify I should rest because I write like shit

You will increase Chassis limit by 2 U at cost of increasing its total weight by 1 U.

>>41708487
>>41708522
Yes

Finding the creaking worrisome to say the least. You put a few strong pieces of metal and wood all over the crucial parts of the carriage, making it much more capable of carrying things at the cost of its own weight.

>CHASSIS WEIGHT: 5 U.
>CHASSIS LIMIT: 10 U.

>THE BOAR HAS 3.5 U. LEFT

>Add more boars? (1 METABOAR can handle 4 units, normal boar can take 2 U.)

>Kept on going with the weapons?

>>41708636
>Add more boars
One more metaboar

>>41708636
>add METABOAR
>metal spikes everywhere
>Big Lobba
>spend point to make scythed chariot if necessary

>>41708636
Add a medium ballista and a metaboar

>>41708662
yup.

>>41708662
If you guys agree to this:

>Spent a BRUTAL CUNNIN points for CUNNINGLY BRUTAL spikes that are scythes at wheels?

>>41708739
I thought spikes count as scythed wheels?

>>41708745
Spikes are pointy, scythes are sharpened and pointy. There's a subtle difference that increases the efficiency.

>>41708739
yes. spend ALL the points.

>>41708662
A lobba is going to be ineffective, A ballista isn't.

>>41708761
How the hell is it worth a brutal cunnin point then? Even to an ork it's common sense.

>>41708766

what? no. lobbas are cannons. they're better than ballistae in every way.

>>41708739
>>41708762
Well as long as we don't get ambushed, or do anything that day, we might as well.

>>41708766
I rather go with lobba, so we can project boyz out of the cart. Could at useful at sieges

>>41708766

>>41708785
It's a scythe anon. It bends as well to that. That is something orks cannot just come up with willy-nilly.

>>41708816
Orks aren't as dumb as you think they are, You know that right?

>>41708662
This

>>41708835
Infact scythes aren't even an upgrade in the game i think, So it should be free don't ya think and just add weight, It REALLY isn't that difficult and shouldn't be worth a brutal cunning point.

>>41708871
>>41708835
>>41708785

this is a really dumb thing to get butthurt about.

Using a fate point it is with a Lobba and one more metaboar.

Let me sum up things and then I go to writing the last part. Armor.

>>41708835
Said orc, is under a week old. Brains comes with time for orcs.

>>41708890
Quite.

You either spend a point and get scyhes that do shit or you dont and get scyches that are purely ornamental.
Arguing with GM is a bad idea in most cases. This is one of them.

>>41708890
Not butthurt i'm just saying that it doesn't make sense, I mean all you have to do is get a square spike and sharpen all the edges and then stick it onto the chariot wheel and bam you have a chariot scythe!
>>41708903
Ork smarts are genetic anon.

>>41708918
Their genetics are triggered by situations and time.

>>41708918
And yet, the biggest Orks are always the most cunning ones.

>TOTAL EVERYTHING

>CHASSIS LIMIT: 6 U/10 U
>DRAG LIMIT: 12,5/14 U

My head is going to fucking explode. We're about to finish this damn thing. If I made mistake in the summing please yell at me.

WRITING.

>>41708992
>And yet, the biggest Orks are always the most cunning ones.
Annnd we're the biggest ork here anon....And a Mekboy at that.

>>41708012
Big, spikes. Lobba? Yes, your hands start screwing and bending materials, connecting one thing to another via rope, glue or any other 'adhesive' material you have under your massive orky hands. Not limited to just those as a hammer will work wonders nailing something into its place.

It takes a lot of time, but you prepared the rather hilariously big Lobba, almost as big as the ones your Tinks made. It is located a bit to the front of the skull. This however forced you to find another Metaboar, which you did just moments before he was about to get a new, not as good as you owner.

Screwing things into their place, all seems ready.. Oh yes, armor.

>Spread out wood evenly (Less on back, more on side, most at front. 1 U)
>WOOD EVERYWHERE (Well rounded armor at all sides, 1,5 U)
>Spread out metal evenly (1.5 U)
>METAL EVERYWHERE (2.5 U)

>>41709008
We're also in that awkward transitory stage between feral Orks and space-faring Orks. Give it time, anon, Ork technology advances exponentially until it reaches the space-faring stage.

>>41709092
>METAL EVERYWHERE (2.5 U)

>>41709092
>METAL EVERYWHERE (2.5 U)

>>41709092
>METAL EVERYWHERE (2.5 U)

>>41709109
>>41709134
>>41709167

EGHEM.

>>41708996

>>41709202
Er, metal at the front then, if it's too late for more pigs.

>>41709202
Get rid of the lobba then, Since it's a catapult and not a cannon.

>>41709092
>Spread out metal evenly (1.5 U)

>Spread out metal evenly (1.5 U)

Wins.

Writing.

>>41709092
You find it troublesome that you can't just slap metal everywhere to make sure that the carriage won't just crash down after being hit, so you make sure that the bit you will be showing off the most to the enemy is most secured, then the places you will show the second most and so on. You end up with an even spread that you can find in a lot of armored vehicles, least in back, moderately on sides and the most in front.

Wiping the sweat off your forehead, you hatch on the two boars which butt heads, the bigger one clearly winning and taking up its position as the leader of this carriage. Then you hop onto the back and order them to move.

Slowly, they lift off, pushing the carriage as you drive it around the place with a smug expression on your face, with a hand prepped on the ride and your head resting on the palm and your legs crossed. You bathe yourself in the shock and awe you are given, some whistling even while others poke each other and talk, more than likely about getting enough teef to get a pimping ride like yours, maybe even FROM you.

Yes. A ride, you should test drive it soon, very, very soon.. But for now.

>END OF THREAD.


Sorry for making it such a slow thread but again, I am on fumes here. Hope you all enjoyed it despite the hiccup. Everything is in second post:

>>41705444

And I will archive the thread soon.

>>41709540
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41705435/

the archive.

>>41709540
We made the first fasta and 'ard carrier of death in our Carreer as a fasta Warboss.

I say it was a good therad

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>>41708918
you need to look up scythe, son.