>>41652292

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>>41652292
>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652292
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652292
>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
Sure. we'll just walk all normal style like everyone else is doing. yeah. that's fine. No problems. Certainly not. No waaaay.

Finally caught A live one at last!

>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652292
>>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>>Find someone! More questions!

Will I get in trouble for walking up the sides of buildings to get a better view?

>>41652292
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

Also, first stop in the city should be the Guild to fix up the Pup. Way back during the Hydra incident we were told the larger Guilds in the cities have healers.

Once the whole gang is back on the road, we can head out on..... probably 10 or 15 things at once. We'll see. Hyperactive Spider is hyperactive.

>>41652292
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652292
>>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?
This is an important question. Also woot! Spider Quest! Otherwise known as REQM Cannot Into GrimDark Quest.

>>41652381
I wanted to talk about this.

Remember how we are huge?
Remember how we stab the floor wherever we go?

Think we're doing property damage on the road/bridge?

>>41652292
>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>Find someone! More questions!
Do we need to check in with the guild right away? What about pay? Where's the nearest forge/store/inn?

>>41652442
This is a highway, they are designed to take a massive amount of abuse, hell you can probably run fucking siege engines over this bridge without a problem.

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>>41652292
>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

Have a short sketch I made.

>>41652467
see, the thing is siege engines have wheels, wheras we have six spikes we walk on.

Which is arguably MUCH more all terrain, but has certain destructive traits.

>>41652292
>>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652477
That is one pleased looking spider.

>>41652292
>>Wait patiently! (You can't.)
>>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

Maybe it's time to find out how your job ends, anyway?

Writing!

>>41652477
Thanks!

>>41652511
Maybe concentrate on selectively hardening the floor we walk across so we don't sink in?

>>41652292
>>...What exactly do you need to do when you're done guarding, anyway?

>>41652442
>>41652511
We didn't have any problems walking on wooden and sand floors so I doubt there'll be any problems now.

It's under the same rules as ignoring "but giant spiders can't climb things the way regular spiders can!"

>>41653039
I file it away under the same magic that lets Sheszka keep her clothes after going full wolf.

Hey REQM! How are Lyra's sisters Sara and Aria doing on their adventures?

>>41653084
Nanites?

>>41653148
But Sheszka never played college bowl.

>>41653145
Aria suddenly feels a burning jealousy out of nowhere.

>>41653390
Sara feels a sudden longing for her sister. It's harder then she thought to find willing test subjects out here

>>41653417

Nialla/Mom is suddenly overcome with ferocious jealousy for some reason.

>>41653390
>>41653417
Elle is quite glad to have a steady income/clients so that she doesn't have to bother with hunting, while Zack and Ephram are busy hunting....again.

>>41653480
Don't forget the despair at being beaten by a child. unless her mom sense is tingling right now, she knows Lyra has causes shenanigans again. She just doesn't know what.

>>41653480
Maybe Aria and Mom will team up to try to beat Lyra

>>41653529
Nia's Motherly Concern is probably getting high enough to start having visions. Or she might be diving into the forest ruins to get her mind off things.

>>41653563
Why not both?

You run a checklist in your head, all the things you want to see and do and eat.
Running through it, once, twice, three times, you realize there's a minor discrepancy.

You don't know how your job actually ends, per se.

You have the general idea that once the caravan gets to where it's going your presence is no longer required, but the specifics sort of elude you.
Do you help unload? Leave at the gate? Climb on the side of the bridge so you can see the waterfalls? You hadn't realized it was a dam. Or is the whole thing a part of a lock systems?

Wait, that last one is just you. Not the job.

You chew your lip a bit, careful to avoid your fangs, and scoot up the side of the caravan with a sigh.

At least, at this time of day, the pedestrian path is empty. The bridge is built for efficiency, not space. Or spiders.

Kenzington is where he should be, though he's making a godawful mess with paper rather than tormenting his wife with his attrocious sense of humour at the moment.

He glances at you as you stroll up next to his wagon, giving you a lopsided grin and a gesture to his current work.

"Alas, Lass. You see the terrible hand of work creepin' at me."
"The only thing terrible was what you just said, yes."
"Harsh."
"Deserving."

He waves you off with a guffaw, dropping a fan of paper to his seat.
"Arright, what are you lookin' for anyway?"
You make a face, twisting your lips as you brush your hair back.

"I do not know how this ends, yes."
"Huh?"
"Guarding. When is the job done? What do I do? You do?"
"You guard things, an' I run the caravan."

>>41653563
>Or she might be diving into the forest ruins to get her mind off things.
She already left the forest.

>>41653563
She's probably stinger first into a dungeon with her husband right now.

>>41653634
You glare.

"Yeah, yeah. We head through the gate as one big happy family, and then it's a race to get your own cart out and moving into the city before the others. And you lot- Adventurers, not the regular guards- You're all gone once we reach the corral."
"I see."
"Mm. Don't worry about it, kiddo. You'll be away and spider-deep in trouble before the sun goes down."
"I will not, yes."

He gives you a pitying look for a long moment.
"Sure, we'll go with that."

>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily.
>Go harass someone else. Like Ezzy, maybe.
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?
>Other (?)

>>41653655
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily..
>>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?
Maybe there's mermaids or.. something swimming nearby?

>>41653655
>>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>Go harass someone else. Like Ezzy, maybe.
Can we harass the bridge itself? I really wanna build a web on it that says "Lyra was here" like Charlotte's web but less sad.

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Soon we shall be in the Elflands with the Elfpeople and our Elffamily.

Elf.

SOON!

>>41653655
>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily.

>>41653655
>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily.

>>41653655
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>>Go harass someone else. Like Ezzy, maybe.
Don't let the snake get too lazy!

>>41653718
Just a web? Earth control that all across the side while changin the bridge-tiling into smooth stone with web pattern.

>>41653655
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily..
>>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

>>41653655
>Go harass someone else. Like Ezzy, maybe.

>>41653655
>>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily.
>>Go harass someone else. Like Ezzy, maybe.

>>41653655
>Protest. You don't get into trouble that easily.
>You could tour the bridge a bit, maybe. People aren't that easily scared, right?

Protests and Tourism!

Writing!

>>41652477
Hello! Glad to see more drawfags on this quest! It is highly deserving of them!

You're halfway to leaving when you decide better of it, irritation overcoming your desire to be elsewhere.

"I do not get in trouble, yes."
"No, you find it. Or it finds you. Or you walk into it. Or cause it."
"That is... not what happens."

He laughs aloud again.
"Y'know- Sometimes, I wonder if you've gone and forgotten you're an arachne."
"It is very hard to miss being a giant spider, yes."
"Maybe. But you- You're walking trouble, you know? Every kind. Whether people're scared, or monsters are picking a fight, or whether you've gone and grown a new head overnight-"

You toss your head.
"Most people aren't scared! And I did not grow a new head. Noone grew a new head."
"A man tried to throw himself off the bridge to avoid you."
"I caught him, yes! It doesn't count!"

He waves you off with a chuckle, picking his papers up again.
"Make sure you find me when you get back to from wherever it is you're plannin' to go, kid. I've no doubt I'll get all sorts of stories- From the harpy and the moth, probably."

You turn and go with a wave goodbye, already heading past the caravan, focusing your attention on the cool breeze blowing over the river, and the fleets of boats visible on the horizon.

Anything but Kenzington's insinuations.
You will have regular adventurer stories. And regular adventurers!

And noone else will throw themselves off the bridge!

___________________________________________

Five minutes later, you're back with the caravan, walking in place once more.

You were right, at least.
Noone jumped. Just a little bit of screaming. Just the one idiot. Arachne aren't that rare! And he didn't faint from fear, he just screamed till he passed out from a lack of breath.
At least his companions laughed at him.

>Just zone out a little. You can do this. It's just walking.
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.
>Other (?)

>>41653990
We are an affronted giant spider and will not stand here for such slander, instead we will go look at the sights.

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.

Oh god oh god oh god she's off proclaiming our arrival as Queen of the Forest or something

>>41654516
>>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
>>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.
I mean what's the worst she can do in just five minutes......oh gods.

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.

>>41654516
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.
I can't believe we are actually this scary, well I can but its still tragically funny in that we most likely will always terrify people and it will probably get worse as we evolve again.

>>41654516
>>Just zone out a little. You can do this. It's just walking.
>>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654516
>>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654516
>Just zone out a little. You can do this. It's just walking.

>>41654591
Just wait 'till someone sees us with the Sauron-looking helmet and THE CROWN OF FLAMES ABOVE OUR HEAD!

People will shit themselves.

>>41654516
>Just zone out a little. You can do this. It's just walking.
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654516
Has the bird been punished?

>>41654591
Now imagine how much worse itd have been if we chose demios.

>>41654516
>>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.
>>Other (?)
Experiment after pats with a little idle weaving. It's new stuff, and there's not much else to do while chatting

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
So, bets on if she is in the fornmt announcing the coming of the spider queen, or if she is still trying to get the music together?

>>41654516
>...You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.

PANIC

>>41654516
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654686
Whatever she is doing, we need to remind her to stick close in places like this.

Previous moth travelers were known for getting kidnapped and such.

>>41654737
good point.
begin friendguard.exe.

Moth Problems, Patting solutions.

>>41654737
Once word gets around that Nin is Lyra's companion, any potential kidnapper would need to be extremely suicidal or extremely stupid.

>>41654516

>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.

Ah hell, she's announcing the presence of The Forest Queen and playing diplomatic envoy I bet.

>>41654771
Considering that these people engage in kidnapping, their either used to taking people without leaving a trail or none too bright.

Don't think for a second lyra is going to be the ultimate deterrent.

>>41654516
>... You haven't seen Nin in five minutes.
>Calm yourself. Apply pats to bird and dog.

>>41654781
Or she got kidnapped already.

>>41654771
>any potential kidnapper would need to be extremely suicidal or extremely stupid
There is, sadly, never ashortage of extremly stupid people. Especially when money is involved.

>>41654737
>Previous moth travelers were known for getting kidnapped and such.
She is kind of high-tiered for a moth, plus trained in self-defense.

>>41654814
There are two things in the universe that are probably infinite, empty space and stupidity.

Giant Spiders are accosted by a lack of the former due to huge butts, and everyone around them being an idiot more than half the time

>>41654808

Damn it your probably right.

Oh well, guess we gotta do what a giant spider does best, Murder.

Also friend-pats, but mostly Murder.

>>41654903
Even so. She should stick close when we are in town areas. It is just not safe. Same with Ezzy as well i guess.

We have a few choices. Secure Nin a spot on the skullbutt near permanently, assign a bodyguard, or be ultra-paranoid whenever she's out of our sights for ten minutes.

Or we could train her more, and hope she isnt the designated damsel in distress it's been hinted at.

>>41654967
Just assign skullspot and a permanent harpy companion. Should be enough.

>>41654967
>or be ultra-paranoid whenever she's out of our sights for ten minutes
Aren't we doing that already?

>Or we could train her more, and hope she isnt the designated damsel in distress it's been hinted at.
I'm afraid Lyra is too much her mothers daughter to not constantly worry about the safety of those she feels responsible for, no matter how competent.


Generally, none of our companions should walk around alone anyway.

>>41654967
She's already been mothnapped dumbass.

>>41655004
Dude we're on bridge in a middle of a caravan full of guards.

>>41655004
That was her sister.

We should see if we can get a magic autoturret type thing and then mount it to our butt.

>>41655002
There's being concerned, and then there's turning this into moth bodyguard quest.

>>41654967
swaddle her in webbing and hide her away

You pull Jin off your skull with a smooth, practised motion, hugging her to your chest and running one hand through her hair.
She wiggles sleepily, side to side, settling with a final whisper-y hoot.

Ah, even though you'd managed to get so much better about this-
You let out a breath you didn't even realize you'd been holding, enjoying the silky softness of your friend's hair, and the way her feathered tufts felt sliding through your fingers.

All the effort you'd put into resisting this sort of thing, and stress drives you right back into it again.
Headpatting is all sorts of dangerous.

You let yourself relax, closing your eyes, letting the breeze blow strands of your air across your face.
It's a beautiful day.
You're almost to the city, surrounded by friends, adventure just ahead-

Where's Nin?

Turmoil starts to boil through your chest again, and it's with great disappointment that you replace your harpy and direct your efforts to locating a certain moth shaped ball of problems.

She's nearby, which is something, you suppose.

Of course, she's perched at the edge of one wagon, facing another, a crowd of children her audience.
You struggle with the vague sense that you might not want to be able to hear whatever it is has the kids so enraptured, but you're also so very certain that leaving her here would be an irreversible mistake.

"- astride the field, cloaked in fire her spear alight as she struck down the beasts that threatened the town! The earth rumbling and roiling, each blow ferocious!"

Gods.

>>41655698
"Yay! More!"
"Da says the spider people aren't real. The church made 'em up to scare people."
"Ma says they'll eat me if I don't eat my veggies. 'Cause they don't like veggies."
"I heard they've got two heads! A person one an' a spider one, and the people one's just ta fool you so the spider can gobble you up!"

Nin snorts, standing for attention- The children grow slowly quiet, facing her with gleaming eyes.
She takes a deep breath, and you snag her off the wagon before she can do something that you'll really regret.

You don't miss the fact that the children's eyes have grown as wide as saucers.

"I can't leave you alone at all, can I?"
"I was just telling stories to pass the time."
"I do not think you have 'just' done anything in your entire life, yes."

The moth giggles- and any further attempts at reprimands are cut short by a sudden and explosive bout of children questioning you.

"Are you real?" "Where's your spider face?" "Why is your butt feathery?" "I eat veggies all the time, so you can't eat me!"

You blink slowly at them, and they stare, transfixed at the sight of your six eyes.
"I am very real, yes. And I only have one face. And my butt is not feathery, that is a harpy. And I don't eat people."
"I bet it's under her shirt!" "Can I ride you?" "Me too!" "Is the story real?"

You wave them off as they jabber at you, trying to placate them as your moth giggles, escaping in your distraction, hopping behind you.

You throw a glare over your shoulder and get a moth sticking out her tongue in return before you answer.
"I have regular people bits under my shirt. And I will not show you. And I am thinking that your parents would not be okay with you riding strangers around, yes."

"And the story!" "Yeah!"
You grimace.
"It is... mostly true, yes."
"Woooow!" "I wanna be a giant spider."

>Escape.
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!
>That is not how it works.
>Other (?)

>>41655717
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!
>Escape.
>Plot vengeance on the moth

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.

>>41655717
>That is not how it works. I think.

>Steal moth away for serious moment. Explain concern for moths in the city.

>>41655717
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!
>That is not how it works.

>>41655717
>>Escape.
>>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!
Try to to spook the guards. (If we really are there)

>>41655717
>That is not how it works... I think
>Oh there's the gate, haha I'm busy!

>>41655717
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.
>Oh, there's the gate
>Escape

>>41655755
Not to*

geeze.

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.
...well, I mean, it sorta was, but that was pretty much a cosmic fluke, not something children should be encouraged to try.

>>41655717
>Escape.
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!

>>41655717
>That is not how it works. I think.
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.
Well, except it sorta did work for lann.

Hmm.

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.
>Oh, there's the gate, haha, I'm busy!
>Escape.
In this order.

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>>41655717
>inb4 we spend 50 threads rehabilitating from our headpatting addiction
also
>That is not how it works
pic related

>>41655717
>>That is not how it works.
A half hour later, a defeated spider covered in children walks into town.

>>41655717
>That is not how it works.

>Tell them to go to Oakring if they want to learn how to become a giant spider. Just find an Elf named Lann.

Spiders don't work like that!
Also, Gates.

Writing!

>>41655881
this is exactly the result I hope for.

I just realized, given how quickly we brushed off explaining what a train is to Cake last thread, she's probably now terrified of some unknown super monster that gives even powerful Arachne pause.

>>41656049
I don't know if we're safe for children to handle, I mean, Our headpat-enabelers are all mostly immune to fire, but wouldn't we be too hot for vanilla human children?

Shouldn't we find the parents of the kid that was told arachne aren't real, and politely request that they don't fill their kid's head with foolish nonsense, such as denying the existence of giant spiders?

>>41656081
No we rectified by saying training.

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>>41656081
She's not wrong..

>>41656091
You're implying that Lyra wouldn't regulate her body temperature to make things comfortable for riders.

>>41656130
No we didn't.
>"It's fine. Everyone is afraid of something. I am afraid of trains, yes? I had nightmares as a child."

>"Trains?"

>"It- It is nothing. I am going to go see Sheszka, yes. I am glad we had the chance to talk."
>"Me too. I, uh. I promise not to scream again if you grab."

>>41656091
We need to make a new anthem for lyra for nin to sing when they enter a town. Perhaps something like "Lyra: too hot to handle"

>>41656114
its indeed shit like that that makes silly merchants go into the forest. They don't believe we're GIANT spiders and will try to come steal our silk.

>>41656139
Please, we just need to suplex that until it dies.

>>41656139
Yeah a train could kill a person if you got hit by one.

Oh boy, home in time for the Spider Train.

Love the new OP picture REQM.

>>41656169
Wellll we can spin that lie later than.

"Just go into the guild and ask any older weapon-specialist adventurer if they heard about Nialla. You will understand then."

>>41656139
>>41656219
>>41656301
We can use webbing to trap anyone that tries to hit the square button.

>>41656333
Since I doubt Plainspeach has an equivalent for trains, the word would have been spoken in English.

Meaning, in this case, 'trains' and 'training' would have nothing in common.

We just used an unknown word to describe something a Giant Spider of Fire and Doom fears.

Cake has probably already shared what we said in hushed whispers with the others. Now half of them wake up with cold sweats wondering what the fuck could be so terrible.

>>41656510
Huh. I completely forgot Lyra knows an unknown language here. It would be amazing for some spying/security stuff later on.

>>41656595
Sadly 'English' sounds exactly like Plainspeach so no secrecy speaky.

>>41656636
Not exactly, just similar enough to make learning it easier.

>>41656636
Actually it sounds sort of like English, like how Dutch sounds sort of like English, spoken by a drunken German.

>>41656510
trains is still a verb. For example, our mother trains other spiders or whatever.

>>41656636
SEND THE PACKETS TO THE ACCESS MONITOR.

REROUTE ALL DATA TO THE ADPCM FOR MODULATION.

LIVING IN THE DATABASE.

Has anyone ever noticed that, despite being intended to be grim derp, this quest is unarguably the second most adorable re quest, with the #1 being explicitly made to be adorable?

>>41656757
whoops forgot to put in that we can use IT speak as a form of sneaky speak.

>>41656761
Many of us will fight to keep it this way, no doubt.

>>41656761
The QM isn't dumb. He knows that it would be a massive shitfit were grim to ever happen.

>>41656761
Grimderp was intercepted by 80+ rolls in every combat encounter for the first 30 or so threads.

>>41656799
This quest was supposed to originally be grim, but then we rolled too many nat 100s and good dice scores and REQM gave up and went with it.

>>41656761
It wasn't intended to be grim derp, it was intended to be fairly 'realistic, in a "world is a dangerous place and actions have consequences" kind of way.

We really need to find out how stupidly strong we are. Like someone else mentioned, we'll probably need to forge a stronger spear.

>>41656761
Which one is the other one. Harpy or Awoo?

Lizards lost any claim when Lamb murdered poor Tail-chan

>>41656761
"intended grim derp" is heavy exaggeration.

It was intended to be more bumpy road, yes, but the bumps would be just the fodder for more adorable interactions.

Basically, see Shezka getting wounded by bisons. Stuff like that was supposed to be more frequent, not "every body I know and love are DEAAAAAD"

>>41656843
Maybe it's just that the consequence of powergrinding the starting area is that nothing bad happens.

>>41656865
Harpy. Harpy is the adorablest.

Awoo fucking TIMESKIPPED through the adorableness of childhood in order to get to grimderping faster.

>>41656865
Harpy, awoo is way the hell grim dark.

Also RIP Tail-Chan, never forget. We will never forget what you did to us LAMB you railroading bastard!

>>41656699
Train; to practice to improve skills.

Train; a vehicle that runs on metal rails.

These words happen to be the same in English. Not so in other languages. Even if Plainspeach has a word for 'vehicle that runs on metal rails' it's unlikely to be the dame as their word for 'practice to improve skills'.

>>41656897
Oh please Nadia was a week old when when the actual quest started, he timeskipped the infant stage and went straight to adorable childbold.

>>41656878
Thats basically the thing, REQM hasn't given up on anything, its just that Lyra spend so mjch time training and hunting, especially in pack, that the reasonable consequence is her being incredibly powerful.
There is no anti-grim fiat.
Lyra is just strong as result of spending alot of time becoming strong, and as result not much bad happens to her.

>>41656897
In his defense, he did say he regretted that.

Although I haven't really kept up with kobold. I sorta fell off a bit after the freaky hunter dude and haven't had time to catch up.

>>41656865
Tail-chan will have her revenge on Lamb one day!

>>41656922
>>41657001

It was Sunny or Tail-chan. And you know Tail-chan couldn't have gone on living without you.

>>41657001
Why does everyone blame Lamb for Tail-chan? She gave her life for sunny in the most beautiful sacrifice I've ever seen.

The consequence of grinding for power are obvious: see mothling and the monarch. Lyra cannot be harmed physically, so she must be teased endlessly.

>>41656870

Freaking Kobold quest.

"That is- That is not how it works, yes?"
"Why not?"

You gesture around you.
"You are humans, and I am an arachne-"
"You've got human bits, though."
"Well- Technically, I have elf bits."

"Elf bits?"
You present your ears, holding your hair back from the long points.
"Ooooh-"
"More importantly- We are all different people, yes."

The one little boy is nodding along sagely, as though he agrees with everything you said and totally isn't doing it to seem smart.
Another, though- And a girl who is surely his sister, beside him- is raising his hand, frantically stretching to stand and try and get your attention.

"Yes?"
"How do we do what you did?" "Yeah!"
"Be an adventurer, yes? Train hard, and get strong. Find friends, and work with them."
"Do we really need more people?"

You nod solemnly.
"Even I was not alone, yes? All my friends fought with me, and all the adventurers of the town as well."

You spot the gate ahead, and leaving the children with that piece of advice- Each of them attempting to claim one archetype for themselves, the siblings already having a shoving match to be the 'spider-knight'- you head for the line of guards.
You've a feeling you just caused a grand and probably decade long headache for a few parents, but it's out of your hands now.

Each wagon stops at the gate, the guards inspect papers and cards and whatnot, sometimes poking into the contents of the vehicle before waving them through.

You catch the eye of Cake, the halfling jumping up and down and waving you over- There's an adventurer line, apparently.
Guild cards are rather useful.

The soldier taking care of you is rather short. And rather bored, as well, though that doesn't last.

"Card please. Declare your-"
He stares confusedly at your legs for a solid minute, and then he rubs his eyes before looking up. And up. And up.
He maintains eye contact for a good few seconds before he looks back to your guild card.

>>41657063
"That's a new one. Uh- Miss Lyra, is it?"
"Yes."
"Can I ask your purpose for your visit?"
You nod.

"Passing through, yes. I will be heading to the Elflands, to visit family. I will probably stay a week, to see the sights."
"Elflands?"
"Er- The elven isles."
"Alright. And you're coming from?"

"Oakring. The Great Forest."
"A spider straight from the spider forest? Damn. Uh- Hm."
"Yes?"
"There's- Well, there's a delegation from the southern city in town for some bloody meeting."
"Yes?"

He grimaces.
"Human supremacist types."
"Ah."
"So, uh- Well, self defence is actually completely allowed. Huh. Nevermind. If they start shit, smear 'em."

You take your card back and blink.
"Have a good day, miss."
"You too?"

Well, that's an interesting start to your visit.

>You need to find an inn, first. You probably aren't allowed to sleep in the streets.
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
>Shopping. Once you get paid, of course.
>Other (?)

>>41657083
>He didn't check the adventurer cards of your cargo
>You need to find an inn, first. You probably aren't allowed to sleep in the streets.

>>41657083
>>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657083
>>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
Darn, no spiderbus.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657083
how late in the day is it? It might not be inn time yet.
If it is still early,
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
if it is late,
>You need to find an inn, first. You probably aren't allowed to sleep in the streets.

>>41657083
>Other (?)
Get paid?
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
>You need to find an inn, first. You probably aren't allowed to sleep in the streets.

>>41657083
>"So, uh- Well, self defence is actually completely allowed. Huh. Nevermind. If they start shit, smear 'em."
I like this guy already. Please tell me he'll be a recurring local NPC.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
>Shopping. Once you get paid, of course.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild, introduce yourself.

>>41657083
>You need to find an inn, first. You probably aren't allowed to sleep in the streets.
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.
They have rooms we can use, right? Also, they have healers for the Woof.

>>41657137
Lawful Neutral and all that.

>>41656319
Thanks.

I'm currently dealing with google being unable to discern the difference between canada and britain.

Don't they have rooms at the guild? Or is it just not giant spider sized?

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

Hello, I am a giant spider.

>Proceed to take to the training facilities and or any sponsored inns that the guild endorses.

>>41655877

>You can't be a bear

>Rip out his fuckin' throat.

Follow your dreams you psychotic little bastard.

Also if anything Lann proves that in this world you can become a spider, if you level up the right path.

I wonder if someone in this world gained the ability to turn into a bear?

>>41657107
>>He didn't check the adventurer cards of your cargo
I am also concerned about this.
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

So if we get attacked, what do?

I personally like the thought of opening a hole in the ground and dropping the fucks into the sewers and then closing the hole.

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

Finding an inn can come later

>>41657083
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657083
>>41657107
Seconding this guy to show the cards of our whole party, but then
>Hit the guild. Introduce yourself.

>>41657137
He's a gate guard, the last ones we knew were pretty reoccurring, but then again, we did use that particular gate a lot...

>>41657194
Either that or hang them (I mean by their clothes, not their necks or anything) to dry on a pillar.

Or we can just do like Sims and encase them in a half-foot cubicle for a couple hours.

>>41657137
It does seem like a common attitude of guards that murder by giant spider is a perfectly acceptable outcome from pissing off giant spiders.

>>41657290
You make me want to, if we come into conflict, act the MOST like a distressed damsel possible, and demand the guards intervene.
I am not sure why, but the idea is making me laugh.

So it's the guild, is it?

Writing!

>>41657290
At some point, it's just becomes assisted suicide, really.

>>41657318
Either that, or we just detain them without even acknowledging their existence, just keep walking and flag a guard.

Aww yiss, caught another spider thread ha
Time for Nin to ruin our reputation within the city in no time flat!

>>41657371
By tomorrow everyone in town will know the spider queen is incognito in town, and Lyra will be bewildred why so many nobles try to get a audience with her.

>>41657191
Druids man. Fucking Druids
>Druid uses shapechange. Druid became bear!
>>41656757
also, is that a Log Horizon reference I see?

>>41657194
Assuming it's just some Westboro Baptist fucks. We must be the better Spider. If we happen to do it in the most snarky and embarrassing way possible.......

A /real/ attack. Retards coming at us with drawn weapons and intent to kill? Proportional response I guess. They get what they give.

>>41657318
I support that idea. The sheer contrast in it hella amusing.

>>41657370
and we will leave them a spool of arachne silk as a parting gift/taunt
And then they will love us, and hail us as queen

>>41657439
Why don't we just give whoever attacks us a nice spider-silk shirt. Just, if anyone says anything to us, just give them a shirt
maybe we can make a t-shirt cannon!

>>41657415
Well it's obviously because of her strong yet beautiful metal thread

>>41657415
"Spiders don't have queen yes."
"Cone on, we know you monsterfolk have evolution levels. How high are you?"
"Um... four."
"Are there any spiders higher?"
"I do not think so."
"So you're the main spider."

>>41657436
>A /real/ attack. Retards coming at us with drawn weapons and intent to kill? Proportional response I guess. They get what they give.
I'd say retaliation proportional to danger.
That is, not much.

Just confiscate their weapons and armor and donate it to the guild's blacksmith as anonymous metal bars.

>>41657517
>Well it's obviously because of her strong yet beautiful metal thread
I was so sad when we found out it can't be used for clothing. What a shame.

>>41657540
It can totally be used for clothing. Just not comfy clothing.

>>41657518
"Taste my steel, vile monster!"
"Sorry but I do not eat metal. Still, thanks for the gift, yes"
And just yank the sword out of his hand.

>>41657540
>we found out it can't be used for clothing
When did this happen?

>>41657556
Whats the point of spider silk clothing that isn't comfy?
>>41657518
>"Are there any spiders higher?"
>"I do not think so."
This reminds me to repost REQMs Q&A from that one spooky bit because no everyone reads that one.

>Boobplate or not
It's something like interlocking plates in the chest area. It forms around her breasts, but it doesn't show off their shape or anything- A standard breastplate shape.

>Other 4th tier arachne
There's a great-great grandmother who's a 4th tier orb arachne, an Acaecesia Arachne.

>How much is spider silk worth by comparison
High quality stones tend to be excessively rare and worth more. Metal and the like is comparable- While the silk is used in fashion (which drives its price, partially) it's also coveted by adventurers- Gear made of arachne silk is tough and durable. Enchanting it and the like is common.

>>41657612
REQm said it in the ask.fm.
More specifically
>The metal silk/wire/what have you isn't really clothing making material.
At least not comfortable clothing.

>>41657652
It'd still make for godly bowstring/crossbow string though, right?

>>41657675
Only one way to find out!

>>41657675
Not in the slightest, it wouldn't snap back properly to propel an arrow. However, siege engine rope is fine.

>>41657675
We don't know. Depends on how elastic it is I guess?
But if it does its probably like Elles crossbow only for giant spider level strong users.

My expectation. Lyra can accept personal criticism. What she won't be able to accept is criticism of her friends.

Metal string would probably still make some awesome armor. I imagine it'd be a bit like really really good chainmail.

>>41657714
Strength on the draw is also dependant on the bow, so it could be a less tough one.
However that would be a waste of the string quality.

On the other hand, finding wood tough enough to match it for the full potential would be hard as well.

>>41657627
>Acaecesia
The fuck does this even mean, anyways? I can't find a single match for that phrase.

>>41657713
It doesn't behave like wire though, it behaves like a weird material with unnatural properties halfway between silk and wire. We haven't even really tested it's properties yet, we don't know how well it snaps back.

>>41657802
make a piano! make an instrument! make something with it and open up a new market for arachne thread!

>>41657802
>It doesn't behave like wire though
We have no idea how much it behaves like wire.

>>41657823
We could probably make every stringed instrument. There's not exactly a whole lot of variation in them.

>>41657829
That's exactly what I said, we haven't tested it enough to know one way or the other.

>>41657863
You said it doesn't behave like wire.
For all we know it does.

>>41657823
>>41657829
HIGH TENSILE SUPER FISHINGLINE! FOR ONLY THE MOST EXTREME FISHERMEN!

>>41657774
Best I can tell, it's some kind of fucked up attempt at translating "HAPPENING!" into Spanish.

>>41657823
Oooooooh. We do have a few levels in crafting, right?

Harps are basically crossbows. We could totally make one.

inb4 Nin becomes a bard.

>>41657774
It's a slightly mispelled Acacesia- A genus of orb weaving spiders with dagger shaped backs.

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>>41657886
How extreme are we talking here?

>>41657873
Except we know it doesn't behave like regular wire. Quoted from thread 113:
>"It behaves more like wire than silk, but more like silk then wire?"

You stop yourself halfway through the gate, which earns you a weird look from the guard.
"Uh- Miss Lyra?"
"Sorry- The ones behind me are adventurers too, yes."
"Behind you?"

He turns to your butt, staring at the respective balls of fur and fluff. And a waving moth.

"The harpy and the wolf are, rather. The Moth and the snake are not. Do they need to go through another gate?"
"Nah, I can mark 'em as guests... What snake?"

You raise your chin, pointing to the snoring form of Ezzy.
"Right. Names?"
"Nin!"
"The sleepy reptile is Esmerelda, yes."

He nods, making a pair of marks on a sheet next to your name.
"Uh- Did you bring the whole forest with you, or?"
"No, the wendigos didn't want to leave their woods."
"I see."
"That was a joke."

"It wasn't a joke."
"Shush, Nin."
The guard snorts, and you assist him by rousing your two passengers.

It takes Jin several tries to give her name, and pat down the harpy to find her guild card.
Sheszka is at least mostly awak, and proud to show her own card off, hanging from her collar as it is.

The guard finally waves you through with a laugh, and you're on your way.

___________________________________________

The afternoon is a blur- One mostly consisting of a gridlock of wagons all headed to the same place.
A small wagon with a broken wheel turns out to be the cause- Before it becomes an incident you simply lift the whole thing and bring it with you to the caravansary. Adventurers are already floating away- And you join them after you leave a promise with Kenzington to visit sometime.

And, of course, you get paid.
Though it hardly matters. But it makes your friends happy, and that's what counts.

>>41657956
So it doesn't behave like silk or wire, but something else entirely. We need to mess with this stuff pronto.

>>41657953
Fishing with cyborg silk from a titan killing arachne. You tell me.

>>41657968
The city is massive- You were ready for something medieval, but magic and the like have had a significant impact- buildings are several stories tall, magical lamps are everywhere, the streets are wide and full of all sorts of people.

You pass by halflings, dwarves and elves alike, and even a few monsters- There's some odd looking lizards that aren't trying to murder everyone, and a pair of harpies sitting on a mail post- And when one takes off with a note, you realize that are, quite literally, the mail post.

You enter the guild hall- One of several, apparently, though your guard companions promise you this one is the largest, and best able to house monsters- with a huge grin writ over your face.

You step up to the counter with a wave, one rather fit looking man growing unbearably pale and backing away from you even as a bored looking woman in a uniform takes his place.

>Hello!
>Questions! (What?)
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>Other (?)

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Ask about a room. Or several.

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Questions! (What?)
>DUNGEONS! SUPPLIERS! MARKET FOR WEAPON MAKING MATERIALS!

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>Questions!
It is my first time here, is there anything I should know before heading out?

>>41657998
>There's some odd looking lizards that aren't trying to murder everyone
RE: LIZARD IS OFFICIALLY CANON!

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Questions! (What?)
I wanted to make a harp or something out of silk and wood and/or metal or maybe stone. Are there any musicy people here?
Where is the city smith? I like going to smiths.
Training area?

>>41657929
you thought she wasn't? look at an archetypal bard and look at nin:
>dashing
>skilled in the arts of: persuasion, manipulation, inspiration
>uses a rapier
>weak compared to other party members
>tells stories
>provides comic relief
How long until she learns vicious mockery?

>>41657953
that an oarfish?

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Questions! (What?)
This is my first time here, Yes. Are there things I should know about the area?

I'm flattered

>>41657998
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>questions
Is the amount we got paid enough to buy some nice things?

>>41657998
>You step up to the counter with a wave, one rather fit looking man growing unbearably pale and backing away from you even as a bored looking woman in a uniform takes his place.
O hey mom was here. Ask about that in addition to the rest please?

>>41658053
>How long until she learns vicious mockery?
Since when were you under the impression she has not?

>>41657998
>Hello!
Obligatory "I am a giant spider, yes."
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>Questions!
Where are the dungeons and where can we acquire proper dungeoneering(?) supplies for said dungeons? Also a smithy/forge.

>>41657968
Damn you REQM. Taunting us with our 5/6 Arachne Queen

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>Questions! (What?)
"We're new in town. What are some sights you suggest we go to first?"

>>41657998
Can we find the equivalent of new york? like, with people yelling at each other all the time

>>41657998
>Hello!
>Ask about a room. Or several.

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>>41657982
You're gettin me all giddy here anon
>>41658080
It's my favorite result from google searching 'fishing sea monster'

>>41658085
Dude, we have sick amounts of loot and money from our dungeon run and never spent any of it because we have ridiculois store credit in Oakring.
We're pretty loaded.

>>41657998
>There's some odd looking lizards that aren't trying to murder everyone,

Side quest suggestion: Get some lizard folk from this region to pacify those in the forest.

>Hello!
>Questions! (What?)
"I am guessing he was not here when my mother passed through?"

>>41657998
>Hello! I am a Giant Spider.
>Ask about a room. Or several.
>Questions! A healer for our Woof.

>>41658194
...did we remember to bring our pile of loot travelling with us?
I remember we had a large pile of like... miscellaneous treasure.

>>41657998
>Hello!
>I am not Nialla, she is my mother, yes.

>>41658194
>and never spent any of it because
we have nothing to spend it on.
And store credit in Oakring doesn't help us here.

Whats actually important is to figur out how to get our share from the bath in the guild building in Oakring, because thats regular income.

>>41658208
The lizards for the most part dislike spiders, even if they aren't hostile. Remember, in RE: Lizard quest the lizard group still widely thought the idea of a united monster city was dumb and childish.

>>41658236
Seconding this!

I just realized we're a Tyrant with a literal Iron Fist.

>>41658226
>I remember we had a large pile of like... miscellaneous treasure.
Pretty sure we brought it by default, might be a good idea to make it into cash here.

Hello! Rooms! Questions!

Writing!

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>>41657982
>>41658183
I like where this train of thought is taking me.

>>41658237
>And store credit in Oakring doesn't help us here.
We got store credit because we emptied the store out of actual cash a-la TES.

>>41658208
add them to the party!
I can't write today, I'm so heugh

>>41658303
>We got store credit because we emptied the store out of actual cash
No, the problem was they didn't have enough actual cash (or good in general as far as I remember) because they didn't trade all that much to begin with.

But it has nothing really to do with not helping us here, because no one here will care about store credit in some village miles away.

>>41658249
>The lizards for the most part dislike spiders, even if they aren't hostile.
Well the ones in the forest are seemingly hostile to everyone so it would be a step up for the region.

>Remember, in RE: Lizard quest the lizard group still widely thought the idea of a united monster city was dumb and childish.
Who said anything about a united monster city?
It was Nin again wasn't it?
Just being able to have some relations would be better than none.

>>41658336
It still means that our lootstash is basically untouched, because we didn't need to touch it to pay for anything.

>>41658349
The general lizard idea is to only really have relations with people they actually have to interact with. The forest is a long way away, with a whole lot of hostile river lizards, wolves, and other monsters in the way.

we need a bag of holding

>>41658367
>It still means that our lootstash is basically untouched
Its so untouched we don't even know whats actually in it.

>>41658388
I actually think we have one? Dad had one anyway. And Jin got her amulet of holding.

>>41658113

It wasn't that good of an evo for an adventurer like Lyra anyway.

>>41658336
Nah, we're safe because of the bath.
We took guild credit for that- So anywhere there's a guild, we've got cash.

>>41658388
We probabl have the money to buy one if we don't, if not, we could take on a dungeon and come back with the money.

>>41658446
Pretty sure we took a share of the income.

So, from what I gather, after we use up the pay we get, we will basically saunter up to a goodies stand, put down a golden chalice, and expect them to take it as payment?

Because that's a pretty good plan.

>>41658446
>We took guild credit for that
We didn't, we took the Investment option, to get a share from the income.

>>41658446
I wonder if this guild needs a spider-themed bath

>>41658492
>So, from what I gather, after we use up the pay we get, we will basically saunter up to a goodies stand, put down a golden chalice, and expect them to take it as payment?
No, we will find a place that deals in buying expensive items and sell our loot stash there.

>>41658506
They do. They might not know it yet, but there is no one who doesn't need a spider themed bath.

>>41657998
>a pair of harpies sitting on a mail post- And when one takes off with a note, you realize that are, quite literally, the mail post

Hmmmm... this is interesting. I wonder if we could send a message to family.

I can't wait until Lyra gets drunk or gets startled someplace public and her crown appears.

>>41658552
Considering the crown comes with a incredibly ominous looking chitin armour and helmet, that 'might' cause a panic.

>>41658552
>the crown appears whenever Lyra gets jumpscared
I need this to happen.

>>41658584

The crown can manifest separately.

>>41658637
>The crown can manifest separately.
Sofar we only know it stays for a while after the helmet is gone, we don't know if it can appear on its own.

>>41658584

Lyra has complete control over how far the chitin armor extends, and the crown comes separately.

>>41658660

It's a floating ring of fire, anon.

>>41658663
>and the crown comes separately
It was clearly generated by the helmet, it can stay without, but if it can appear without we have no idea.

>>41658684
>It's a floating ring of fire, anon.
That only appeared when we put on the helmet. So its clearly linked with that.

>>41658701

We only tried wearing it with the helmet, anon.

And only once.

>>41658714
>We only tried wearing it with the helmet
We didn't actively try to get a crown, we put on the helmet and a crown appeared together with it.

>>41658733

It was part of a flavor post, we didn't actively try to put on the chitin armor until we opened the mystery box.

>>41658765
I have no idea what you're trying to say or how it relates to if the crown can appear without the helmet being there first.

>>41658784

I'm saying that it's fucking magic, and knowing Lyra's luck, the crown will appear whenever she uses magic, much like the fur on her arms turns into FIRE.

>>41658765
>It was part of a flavor post, we didn't actively try to put on the chitin armor until we opened the mystery box.
The helmet was a seperate vote from the armour, actually.

>>41658813
That seems pretty farfetched when its obvious the crown is part of the armour, having been generated from a part of it igniting and everything.

>>41658813
>and knowing Lyra's luck, the crown will appear whenever she uses magic
Nah that'd be dumb if it would appear constantly like that.
Its clear its part of the Tyrants regalia.

No time like the present, then.

"Hello, yes."
"Good evening, Miss. How can the guild help you today?"

The woman's expression doesn't change at all, somewhere stuck between bored and uncaring. It's a little refreshing, if you're being honest.

"Ah- My name is Lyra. I'm an adventurer, and I was told you had rooms appropriate for my, er, size."
The woman inclines her head, one hand pulling a thin pad of paper from a drawer, the other carefully dropping a pair of half-glasses onto her nose.

"Large monster rooms- Are the rest with you as well? How many?"
"Ah, yes. They're all with me, all four of them."
"Any specific dietary needs?"
"Plants, please!" Nin chips in, over your shoulder.

Your host nods once, scribbling a note onto her pad.
"How would you like to pay? We can offer you specific jobs to cover the cost, or a more traditional payment system."
"Traditional?"
"You give us money."
You snicker, and pass her your card.

"I did some work in Oakring, yes? I'm supposed to get some sort of little salary."
She raises an eyebrow, and passes a hand over the metal. It glows in response, and she nods.

"Ah, you're the one who made the bath- We actually have standing requests for more now, if you need work later. And you can pay with what you have with no problem."
You nod.
"Thank you, yes."

>>41658972
You glance at the man holding his chest and gently hyperventilating behind, then back to the woman.
"Is he going to be alright?"
"Shane? Don't mind him. He's got a bit of mental scarring from an Arachne years back."
You really can't help yourself.

"A spear and... training?"
She raises an eyebrow.
"Ah. That would have been my mother, yes."

Shane clutches his shirt harder, sliding sideways of his seat to the floor.
"T-two- Two of them-"
The lady's facade cracks for just a second, a wicked grin spreading as she watches him whimpering on the floor, but it slams back into place as she faces you again.

Her eyes are definitely twinkling.

"I see. Well, there's probably a group who think themselves at Arachne standard- I'll speak to the guildmaster about adding a request for a new 'training' party."
"I have the feeling that there won't be much actual training involved, yes."
She actually smiles at you, and straight teeth or no, she reminds you far too much of a shark.
"A sudden and violent reintroduction to reality is technically training."

"I will take your word for it."
She nods pleasantly, handing you a sizeable key.
"Your room is upstairs, at the end of the hall. The one with the Arachne sized door. And feel free to ask about anything you need."
"I will, yes. Thank you!"

>It's evening. Evening means food.
>There's definitely a training ground here.
>Laze about in your room. Collect first impressions from your friends.
>Other (?)

>>41658994
>"T-two- Two of them-"
Is this a good time to tell him there is a third one coming?

>There's definitely a training ground here.

>>41658994
>There's definitely a training ground here.
>It's evening. Evening means food.
Snaking infront of the people training is a great first impression.

>>41658994
>There's definitely a training ground here.

we need to beet mother.

>>41658994
>>There's definitely a training ground here.

>>41658994
>It's evening. Evening means food.

>>41658994
>There's definitely a training ground here.

>>41658994
>There's definitely a training ground here.

Poor guy. That much training...
Is there like a medal for surviving it?

>>41658994
>It's evening. Evening means food.
Let's mentally scar people tomorrow, Let's Eat!

>>41658994
>>There's definitely a training ground here.
>It's evening. Evening means food.
Maybe some of the talent here are a good challenge? Or help the party work out. Or both.

>>41658994
>It's evening. Evening means food.
Tourism!

>>41658994
>It's evening. Evening means food.
Think we can grab something in the guild hall so we can discuss tales of adventure with our fellow nutjobs?

>>41658994
>>There's definitely a training ground here.
then we go grab some food

>>41658994
>>It's evening. Evening means food.
Light dinner, then training, then bath.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1> Training
2> Food


And Writing!

>>41659268

TRAUMA AHOY~

>>41659268
>Not combining
>Eating food isn't training

>>41658994
>>There's definitely a training ground here.

>>41659305
We should eat the training.

>>41659323
The training is not to be eaten

>>41659338

What about the trainees?

>>41659323
We will feed on ego's and dreams

>>41659357
Only if they offer themselves up as sacrifice to the spider queen.

>>41659357
Not enough meat to be worth the trouble pelling them out of the padding.

>>41659383
Wrap them and drain them, no cloth removal needed. Actually we could win a bet like that, say we can eat a pig in one bite, make it so the only bite we need is the one we take to inject it with venom.

>>41659431
I'm not sure anyone would doubt we can eat a pig in one bite. Make it a cow maybe. Or a bear.

>>41659471
Bear, always a bear. a bigger bear. a biggerest bear