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>>41651644
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

>>41651657
HAMSTERPOSTER GO AWAY

>>41651644
No time like the present boyo! go visit that ceer baby in the making!

>>41651644
>putting Vaisi on your To-Do list
lewd, but I approve

AW YES.

Also, where's the Ceera entry Larro. You promised Ceera entries.

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"Magic... Magic can be used for many things..." An Aelor paces in the front of the classroom. Or, rather, her top half floats about while her bottom tries to keep up. A swirling orb of black energy seems to connect the two halves together. "But, in the end it really comes down to three uses. For personal perfection, for the betterment of others, and for protection. In Thorn we emphasize magics used to defend oneself and what one most cherishes. I am Silva the Wicked and today I will be teaching you guys how to use magic to defend yourself. And what better way to see how far you've come along than to pit you all against one another like some kinda gladiator-esque tournament!"

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>>41651644
Just gonna post this in here as well, so it doesn't get lost to the abyss from the IRC.

Hey Tali, I've made a proposal to the rune you & Fael can share.

It's a bit ambiguous, and can be read both as dragon/poison/human and dragon/poison/elf. So it should be perfect for you.

>>41651644
>... It's actually been a while since I've seen her. I need to put that on my to-do list.
Do it right now! Also, bring her real food, like ramen and chop sticks.

>>41651725
Start a hug duel with 99 copper

>>41651725
What would happen if we were to stick a hand in her black hole

>>41651733
>Chopsticks
>for the girl with no arms

>>41651753
>hug duel
tickling allowed?

>>41651776
she can do more with her legs alone than most girls can with their whole body

>>41651774
Woah! Buy her dinner first!

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>>41651725
>The Aelor professor reaches into a box filled with pieces of paper. She draws out two and reads them to herself.

"Alright! We got our first pair! Tali and Myril, get on the field."

>The room itself is huge, a long stretch of it dedicated simply to a field to battle on. Lan approaches from one side while Tali hesitantly stands in the other. He holds his spell book tightly against his chest. His opponent seems far more confident as she steps into her side.

"Alright!" The teacher shouts. "We got Professor Holly here to help out anyone who gets injured. Rules are pretty simple, don't kill your opponent. If you leave the arena or are unable to go on then you lose. You are allowed to write new spells in your book as you go but be aware that while you do this you're at a massive disadvantage. Begin!"

>Tali jumps at that last word.
>He's never been in a serious fight in his life.

>Lan smiles at him, her spellbook in hand. It's a small thing but it hums with magical energy all the same.

Oh boy... What do I do..?

>>41651807
So we have to buy her dinner before we get to stick it in her hole? I'm all for it.

>>41651831
Confuse her with illusion magic enough so that she walks out of the arena. Easy win.

>>41651831
Confess your love! ANd attack while she's distracted

>>41651831
Start by casting that spell that Silva showed you in class, it'll reflect magic so you don't die.

>>41651831
begin plan FLEE IN A RANDOM PATTERN AROUND THE ARENA.

While you are fleeing, drop ice slicks, oil, bananas, caltrops, icecream, and any other horrible distraction you can come up with.

>>41651831
>Lift Target + Propel Target
propel her out of the arena

>>41651831
Run

>>41651831
Distract her by turning the air surrounding her to alcohol.

>>41651831
Keep hitting her with illusion magic, illusions in illusions, then when she is distracted bite her, your Undine teeth will poison her and you can nudge her out of the ring.

>>41651831
Make her addicted to you like you did to Ceera

>>41651831
Cast Magical Ward (NOT the Ceer edition).

Second, Steal Target (Her boozetube)

>>41651831
Conjure a pillow right at her face, and then cast an illusion on the writing in her spellbook while she has a pillow on her face.

>>41651831
Go with both of these!
>>41651889
>>41651895

let her go first, be ready to counter.

>>41651831
Run away! Run away!

>>41651831
Cast Steal Target on her clothes

>>41651831
Use an illusion to "shrink" the arena.

>>41651831
Seduce her!

>>41652100
W-we can't do that to our oneesan! C-can we?

>>41651884
>>41651889
Yeah these two.

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What!? Why would you even suggest seduction!? This is so not the time or place for such a thing!
It's never the time or place for such a thing!

You don't try and kiss the executioner!

And I can't use my illusion magic either...

I won't run away from this battle. Most of the school is here. I'll look so lame.

She's not moving, so...

>Tali first casts Eternal Magic Shield. He uses the Mana Gem he has and while the initial drain is small he can feel it constantly take a small amount to maintain itself in the material plane. >Next he casts a spell. He's shocked when he sees the spell travel and then hit the shield, dissipating.

What!? Why didn't that-!?

>Lan doesn't give him time to think. She opens her own book and casts another spell, one that brushes his shield away like it was nothing.

>Up above he hears two voices commentating over the fight.

"Dear sister."

"Yes, Sarah?"

"What happened here?"

"Well, Sarah, Tali tried to cast a spell through his own magic shield. If he wanted that to work he should have added a clause that excluded his own magic to it. Without that the shield is next to useless beyond basic defense."

"I see. Such keen eyes, dear Alex. What did Lan do?"

"Once Lan realized it was a magic shield protecting Tali she simply broke the spell using a powerful anti-magic spell. There's few things that could stand up to such a thing. The strength of an Aelor shows through as she barely looks winded."

"I see..."

>With his shield down Tali gets ready for the worst. But Lan just smiles at him, as though waiting.

Alright... Maybe...

>Tali casts Lift Target. Lan is lifted off her feet and hovers in the air, looking quite stunned.
>He then casts Propel Target, sending the Aelor flying through the air.

"Oh, look sis. A shooting Aelor."

"Make a wish."

>Lan hits the other side of the arena with a horrible THUD.

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>>41652407
Good job, Tali. Now go apologise and check is she's alright.

>>41652478
But gladiator fight! Don't get beaten with those muscle arms, apologize from a distance!

>>41652407
Brace from retaliation. That is sure to hurt, but we can't count on that K.O.ing her.

>>41652502
Did we ring out or is she still in the arena?

>>41652407
>his
>he
>he
>his
THEY KNOW

>>41652570
OH SHIT, ABORT MISSION!

>>41652570
>>41652589
it's an auto-orb filter to help us know who they are talking about.

>>41652589
>>41652570

They know. But Tali was just so girly that they all just shrugged and kinda forgot about it.

>>41652604
Larro, you forgot to put your trip on.

>>41652407
TALI IF YOU EVER HAD TO LISTEN TO US DO IT NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE THEY KNOW MISSION IS OVER

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>>41652407
"That was quite clever of Tali. She used the spell with quite possibly the least spell resistance there is. Lift and propel are neutral spells that affect the flow of the world rather than directly acting upon the target."

"Just like how a spellcaster would have a hard time setting someone on fire but an easier time throwing a fireball at them?"

"Exactly. So long as the spell does not directly affect the targets body the resist is low. Clever boy."

>Lan gets up.

>Tali is about apologize when he sees her cast a spell. A blue field shimmers around her, glittering in the sunlight.

"Oh dear."

"What is it, dear sister?"

"That is Mage Armor, is it not?"

"Ah ha! It is. It seems Myril Lan has decided to forgo magic and is instead relying on brute strength."

"How like an Aelor. But is that spell not exclusive to Thorn?"

"Indeed it is, dear sister. Makes one wonder how she came about such a thing."

"Still, this spell makes Lan completely immune to all forms of magic. On the other hand it also prevents her from casting spells during it's duration. What is her plan?"

>She charges at Tali, head lowered slightly at him.

"Ah, that would be it."

>>41652407
...Hey, Tali, does the Eternal Magic Shield block glamours, too?

>>41652675
TALI! DOOOOOODGE!!!!

>>41652675
ENGAGE PLAN RUN AWAY
ENGAGE PLAN ICECREAM SLICK

>>41652675
TALI, SHE'S GONNA CHARGE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
DODGE BEFORE YOU GET WHACKED

area burst sight obscuring poison cloud!

once made the poison stops being magic,

and then DOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

>>41652675
Tali, now is the time for a precisely timed Lift Self.

>>41652675
>Berserker Mode

Let's test this shit.

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>>41652675
Float, knifeears! Evasive maneuvers!

>>41652675
Time to get RIIIIIIIIPPED

>>41652675
Tali levitate yourself off the ground and stay out of her reach.

>>41652675
TAIL TRANSFORM THE GROUND BENEATH HER TO ICECREAM

>>41652675
Transmute ring into icecream!

>>41652675

Use a self-moving spell to dodge ever so slightly to the left or right just when she's about to bowl in you.

Then when she's overextended, activate your physical amplification spell and kick her up off of the ground. Or if you think your bones can handle it, to kick her in the solar plexus/stomach.

>>41652675
Turn the floor into Ice cream make her slip.

>>41652746
>>41652748

This cannot go wrong in any way

>>41652675
uh, can we use lift on ourselves to null her armor?

>>41652675
Brave sir Tali he bravely ran away.

>>41652675
Lift self, Get off ground, and out of reach.

>>41652675
Turn the floor into ice cream, then dodge!

>>41652675
ICE CREAM SLICK!
JUST BECAUSE SHE'S IMMUNE TO MAGIC, DOESN'T MEAN THE FLOOR SHE'LL WALK ON IS!

>>41652675
Replace your fire with water in conjure fire and then cast it on the floor in front of Lan.

Then sidestep.

inb4 She knows how to skate and uses the ice cream to get to us faster.

>>41652675

Dodge via self-moving spell, preferably upwards.

Then land on Lan.

Then use flight on yourself to lift yourself and Lan.

Then figure out something really quick while you're up in the air. Maybe a suplex.

Make a wall of stone or some shit

>>41652675
Float up over her head!

What if she can jump?!

>>41652892
We double jump.

When are we gonna tell him that doing private things with a Ceer may not be very good for his long-term well being

>>41652977
Never. Shut up.

>>41652977
Silence fool. Tali can do what he wants with the Ceer.

>>41652977
I completely forgot about that.
Do we believe that?
Should we get tali checked for... worms? Larvae? Whatever?
Do they have elf- veterinarians around here?

>>41652977
Never, of course.Doing it enough times with Ceera even transforms Tali quicker.

>>41653047
ceer have tiny dicks, tali would suffer dick shrinkage if he transforms

>>41652977
If that happens he'd lose his maple syrup!

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>Tali casts Lift Self and leaps into the air at the last moment. Lan barrels past him, and in mid stride Tali casts Convert Target to Ice Cream. The floor is swiftly changed into a delicious desert, draining a chunk of mana from the gem in the process.

>Lan slips and slides headfirst into the ground. Her entire upper body sinks into the frozen treats.

"Well, did you see that sis?"

"A bit unorthodox... But if it works it works... Question is, did it work? Is Myril Lan down for the count?"

>Tali floats in the air, waiting to see if Lan rises.

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>>41652977
Ceers don't even mate for life, I doubt we have to worry about Tali transforming.

>>41653152
make her eat the ice cream Tali, KO by brain freeze

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>>41653047
>>41653068
>>41652977

Quickly anons, we must put together an informational booklet/graphic on the hazards of Ceer mating.

>>41653152
Grab her boozetube! Quick!

>>41653152
Dive down and shove her deeper into the Ice Cream. Hold her down in it.

>>41653219
Your dick gets smaller
You lose your syrup

>>41653152
we're going to need to recharge the gem at some point or at least find a new one.

Also try to move around a little bit as to not make yourself a stationary target and if you had to guess what flavor is the ice cream?

>>41653152
Prepare Steal Target on the gourd!

>>41653152
Why aren't you using your staff, Tali? That thing reduces mana costs, remember?

>>41653152
Now lets make it a full dessert by covering the ice cream with syrup!

>>41653152
ah, they're striped.

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>>41653300
I forgot about that!

>Tali takes out his staff.

>>41653232
>>41653293
>Lan pops out of the ice cream. She's grinning wildly when she spots Tali in the air.

"Tali!" She says, "Good one! I didn't see it coming! Get ready, I won't go easy on y-"

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>>41653360
Is that some of Talis cream on her face

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>>41653360
"..."

"..."

"..."

"... Please don't hurt it."

>>41653439
don't hurt it.
Like, for realsies.

>>41653439
Please step outside of the ring.

>>41653439
Tell her to surrender or the artifact gets it.

>>41653439
>Shield down
Now fling her out of the arena!

>>41653439
Then Surrender.

>>41653439
Hey, stop being such a spoilsport and fight like a man or a man pretending to be a woman!

Well then just tell her to go outside of the arena
>>41653472
>elf
>man
>fighting like a man

>>41653439
Surrender please.

>>41653439
God Tali, that was pretty cool.
As such I suggest your rank be raised from Noodly Knife Ears to Magnum Dong Knife Ears.

We'll still gonna call you Knife Ears.

>>41653439
Escort her out of the ring while apologizing profusely.
Make the excuse that you really didn't want to get punched.

>>41653439
GREETINGS ALCOHOL ARTIFACT-KUN

>>41653439
quick throw it outside of the arena's bounds so she'll dive out after it being disqualified. Just keep a lift spell ready incase she doesn't make it in time to stop it from hitting the ground. We're here to win, not be a dick

>>41653439

Lick it, to show her that you mean business.

>>41653439
Don't hurt the hostage, this isn't even a proper fight.

>>41653527
No! That would only enrage her.

>>41653513
But we're a wizard. Being a dick is what we do best.

Also magnum dong

>>41653439
>>41653527
Lick it slowly elf ears.

>>41653439
You have sticky white stuff on your face, Lan.

>>41653577
STICKY WHITE STUFF?

>>41653439
after she surrenders, walk over and use your finger to eat some of the ice cream off her face... for reasons

>>41652977
>>41653021
>>41653068
>>41653151
>>41653219
>>41653249

Yea, we should probably save Tali's "Special Elf Wood", and also his life I guess.

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"Then surrender."

"Never!"

>Tali uses his magic to propel the gourd out of the arena. Lan runs after it, forcing her to leave the field and be disqualified in the process.

"The winner is Tali!" Silva proclaims.

>The class cheers his victory. Tali sinks back into the ground as a members of the faculty set about restoring the stage.

>He goes over to apologize to Lan, who assures him that she holds no grudge about it. It was a friendly competition after all.

>Tali sits back and watches other students fighting. Some of their abilities surprise him and it's clear he's far behind most of them. He does, however, seem to rank rather highly among his Petal peers.

>Not that that says much.

>Silva clasps a hand on his shoulder and smiles at him.

"That was an interesting battle back in there."

"Huh? Oh, uhm... Thanks."

"You know, with most people I can kinda see what they use but not so much with you. What magic do you specialize in?"

>>41653577
man it's going to suck if the ceer's familiar explain it that way to it's master.

>>41653896
Holy shit, Tessa is going to get murdered by Fuwa.

>>41653896

chaos

>>41653896
You specialize in whatever your orb tells you to specialize in at the moment.

>>41653896
ICE CREAM

>>41653896
ice cream.

>>41653896
healing and illusion

>>41653896
We specialize in ice cream and ice cream accessories.

>>41653896
...ice cream.

>>41653896

Might as well be ice cream, Tali. You do tend to fall back on it a lot.

>>41653896
The "Whatever works" specialization.

>>41653923
Naw. Fight will start, Fuwa will immediately turn around and walk out of the arena.

>>41653896
Healing and illusion.
However if an effort to avoid doing the former to ourselves to often, we've picked up other spells too.

>>41653896
unorthodox.

no one knows how my spells work, NOT EVEN ME!

>>41653896
Crazy magic.
I let voices in my head guide and inspire me.

>>41653896
Um we.. haven't specialized yet.

>>41653896
What ever works. Indy ploy magic?

>>41653896
"Creative misdirection"

>>41653993
Tessa will probably try and do the same thing, though.

>>41653896
the ancient art of "If it works than it was clearly my plan all along"

>>41653896
Ice cream.

>>41653896
Espionage magic

>>41653896
Iiiiicecream?
I'll be honest lady, we're making it up as we go.

>>41653896
Do we have to specialize in anything? We're in healing and general studies.

>>41653896
"If I don't know what I specialize in, no one else can know what I specialize in, either!"

>>41653896
You obviously don't want to talk about it, so don't.

>>41653997
get out of here randy.

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"Ehhhhh... It's kinda generalized? I'm into healing but when it comes to stuff like this I just use whatever I have to. Like, that ice cream spell I used was one of the first ones I learned. It just seemed handy at the time."

"Is that so? I like that. People who can think on their feet in an intense situation? They're way more valuable than those who just work like a machine. You're in Petal, right? A few of my students in Thorn have this club. They explore ancient tombs and find a lot of treasure. They could use someone like you in there."

>>41652675
THEY KNOW!

I forget, did we know they knew that Tali is boy stuff?

>>41654183
We actually already did a dungeon dive, didn't we? Maybe we should bring that up, see what she says.

>>41654183
Wait, is Fuwa wearing the old uniform? She look ready to murder someone.

Also join the dungeons club with your dragon soon to be wife.

>>41654183
Tali, join the dungeon diving club. You can get artifacts for Fael that way and get sweet dungeon loot.

>>41654183
Fuwa looks fucking pissed.

>>41654183
But, you didn't sign up for dungeon diving! You really need to go see Vaisi!

>>41654183

Uh oh, Fuwa is looking mighty cranky already. I do not envy Tessa right now.

>>41654183
Tell her you did a give into the maze. Also accept and join, between outsmarts and your ability to possess opposable thumbs, we'll beat all the dungeons.

>>41654183
Inform her that you are a terrible club member and never participate in anything.

>>41654183
DARKEST DUNGEON IS GO, TALI.

>>41654313
NO, NOT THE DARKEST DUNGEON, TOO MUCH STRESS!

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>>41654183
Didn't you like.. blow of Fuwa? You kind of need to make up with her. Oh yeah, and some new spells.

>>41654183
Sounds like fun, lets do it.

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>>41654338

>>41654422
*off, ahem. Can't be arsed to delete and re-write because reasons.

The only reason to go back to dungeon divers is to talk to what's-her-face the lady elf person.

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"Are you talking about Dungeon Diving? I actually did one of those."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Some of your students were trapped in so I kinda... Went in and rescued them."

"No kidding? Well, see. That proves my point. I think you'll be an amazing member of the club. I know you may have joined some already but the schedule is mostly up to you. Just whenever you want to hop in or if the group needs you. What do you say?"

>>41654454
After this, lets do it.

>>41654454
Accept Tali!

Also, prepare a spell to contain Fuwa in her FuwaFuwa Berserker mode.

>>41654454
DO IT DO IT
also, hold on Tali
Take a closer look at that Tessa versus Fuwa fight, you may have to intervene.

>>41654454
STOP! STOOOOOP.
ABORT THE MATCH.

TESSA IS GOING TO BECOME FISHFOOD!

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>>41654454
This will be very stressful for us. It makes me scared to go into dungeons...

But that cute wink gives me strength. We must delve into the dungeons once more.

>>41654454
Sure, why not. Tali could use some more excitement.

And yeah, it might be a good idea to make sure tessa doesn't get murdered here.

>>41654454
ask if her lower body seeing anyone.

>>41654454
Accept and protect Tessa from fuwa and her innate combat magic

>>41654454
Do it also have someone save Flora from the uncomfy Fuwa.

>>41654486
Imminent Calamari

>>41654454
DO IT TALI! Super Dungeon Explore!

>>41654454
Sounds good to me.

Also Tali, you might be in the splash zone. And by splash, I mean Tessa's blood may come splashing at you.

>>41654454
That sounds like a reasonable offer. Go for it!

>>41654454
Didnt we promise the dragon some dungeon treasure?

>>41654701
You're right. We need to do this for our dragon waifu.

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"Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to do that. Sign me up."

"Great! A bit out of order but if you have any questions about the club talk to me or Katherin Lytton. She's the red haired human in my class. I'm sure she'll be pleased to have you."

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41654796
TALI GET DOWN THERE YOU NOODLY KNIFE EARED BOY
SAVE TESSA FROM GETTING ROCK SLAMMED BY FUWA
COMFORT HER!

>>41654796
OH GOD WOMAN LOOK BEHIND YOU FUWA'S GONNA KILL HER!

>>41654796
TALI. STOP FUWA.

>>41654454
>>41654796
SAVE THE SQUID

>>41654796
STOP THE FIIIIGHTU

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41654796
BEHIND

>>41654796
TESSA LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST UNDINE THAT MESSED WITH FUWA? BRAIN DAMAGE.

>>41654796
Cast Imbue Comfy on Fuwa!

>>41654796
TESSA FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS FREEZE THE WATER BEFORE SHE CAN THROW THAT!

TALI THROW US TO TESSA SHE NEEDS US!

>>41654796
Prep the healing spell

>>41654796
alright this would be a good way to bond with our dragon if we can figure out a way to have her come with us without anyone noticin...

JESUS TALI SAVE THE SQUID BEFORE FUWA ENDS HER!!!

>>41654796
BEHIND YOU!

>>41654796
Looks like squid dumplings for dinner~

>>41654796
Damn it, Tali, quit acting like Anita did when Lily was about to drown and at least ask Silva to turn around.

>>41654796
...use Lift on the chunk of ground ripped free?

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"Noquestionsthankyougottago."

>Tali moves ahead of Silva and casts a quick series of spells, one lifting the rock and the other to imbue Fuwa with comfy. The elf lays down and sleeps right on the ground.

>Silva watches and grins.

"Yeah. You'll make a good Diver. Class dismissed!"

That could have been bad. I didn't think she'd rip out the ground...

>>41655032
Now, collect your reward for saving Tessa.

>>41655032
MOVE THE ROCK AWAY FROM DIRECTLY OVER FUWA
OH MY GOD

>>41655032
Now place that rock over Tessa. Kidding, good job, Tali.

>>41655032
Propel the rock as well you dumbo.

Also, Tessa is very experienced. I'm sure she can aid you somewhat.

>>41655032
Ask Tessa for relationship advice. She seems wise in the ways of the heart. She owes you one anyway

>>41655032
There's been a few things we didn't expect from Fuwa lately, and in a quite dangerous sense. We miiiiiight want to check up on her a bit more. Also, she might be being punished. And, probably, the teachers would have ensured Tessa was safe enough.

>>41655032
Convert rock to ice cream.

>>41655032
ok now gently put the rock back into the ground and and make sure everyone is alright.

>>41655032
That was close.

Also, maybe have Fuwa move before the lift spell dissipates. Don't want to make her an uncomfy pancake, now do we?

>>41655032
Tali you're becoming a real mage... I'm so proud of you! You should celebrate with that with Vaisi! I bet she'd love to hear about your recent accomplishments.

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>>41655147
Oh, well thanks!
I... I kinda do feel like a real mage. I cast so many spells today.

Oh man, Vaisi! I have to see her!

Need to remember that...

>He moves the boulder away from Fuwa and gently sets it back into the ground. Tessa walks over to him.

"Hey," She says. "Thanks Tali. I... I'm really not much of a fighter."

>She gives an embarrassed laugh.

"I don't really directly fight either. I just... Move around a lot. But it was no problem. You're not upset I ended the fight?"

"Oh not at all! I'm totally 100% fine with it! I think Fuwa might have beaten me pretty soundly. Unless healing magic can stop here."

"I doubt that."

"Heh. Well, I'm gonna go have lunch with Alisya. You wanna join us? I can pay for you if you want. For helping me out here."

Should I?
I did also want to visit Vaisi.

>>41655369
You should visit Vaisi before you forget or get dragged into something else.

>>41655369

You also need to give the book recording device that Gears made you to the twins. As well as making sure that you fix your ward spell so it excludes your own spells so no more mishaps like earlier happen again.

>>41655369
Get your priorities straight, Tali. Lunch can be redeemed at any time. Vaisi turning into a Ceer can't be reversed, it's time to see Vaisi and take her to Solia's machine.

>>41655369
No lunch. You will bring me to my waifu.

>>41655369
Visit the Vaisi.

>>41655369
Maybe another day, perhaps between our moments of lucidity.

For now, you've a swirly-eyes sawtoothed crazy chick to visit. Show Vaisi your new teeth!

>>41655369
Vaisi isn't going anywhere, just visit her later this evening.

>>41655369
put Tessa's offer on a rain check for now. Say you have plans but you wouldn't mind hanging out some other time. Then thank her and head on up towards Vaisi.

I'm also sure I"m wrong but I keep getting a feeling that Vaisi is going to be a Ceer when we see her again.

>>41655369
>I did also want to visit Vaisi.
Go visit Vaisi, don't forget to bring her something nice to eat like soup or cheese fondue!

>>41655369
Priorities, knife ears, Visit Vaisi.

>>41655369
Ask for a raincheck, say maybe the weekend.
It might not even turn into a girl-date.

Dispense hugs, then apologize and head off to find Vaisi.

>>41655369
go for it dude

>>41655506

Don't forget the head pats for that adorable girl.

>>41655369
Yeah, sure. Go with the cutie undine.

>>41655369
larro why are you making us choose between the ladies

>>41655369

Visit Vaisi, it's been a while.

>>41655369
invite her to lunch with you. bring lunch to vaisi, have everyone hangs out in vaisi's room.

>>41655369
Go to lunch with them, bring 99c. Spend time with best girl.

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"Another time? I have something I have to do. Maybe dinner?"

"Yeah! Dinner would work! I'll see you then, okay?"

"Will do."

>She surprises Tali by giving him a hug and hurrying off, waving as she leaves.

She's a nice girl.

>Tali makes his way to the school's dungeon. The trail to Vaisi's room is familiar to him now, even if it's been a bit since his last trip there.

>There was a lot to tell her about what's been going on.

>When he enters her room the girl is there, looking the same, if a bit paler.

"Tali! It's so good to see you again. I've been so so lonely down here."

"Hey Vaisi. Sorry I haven't come by. It's been pretty hectic up there."

"Oh, I can imagine. So busy with school and life... Poor little forgetful Tali. You're such a scatterbrain, you know that?"

"Heh. Yeah. I think if it weren't for the Orb I would have forgotten a lot of stuff by now."

"Well, I have a great memory Tali. I won't forget you. Tell you what, how about I come over and visit you from now on? That way I won't have to go days wondering why my only friend in the world abandoned me."

"I... Vaisi, I didn't abandon-"

"Don't worry, Tali. It's okay to be forgetful. But it's fine. I'll be the one visiting you from now on, okay?"

"Vaisi, you know you can't-"

>She walks up to the spell in her cell.

"You stay right there, I'll come to you."

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>>41655825
TALI, SHE'S GOING TO KILL HERSELF!

>>41655825
You.. do have that ceer antimagic spell. But her book is probably abusing that theory.

You can either let her abuse you, or say goodbye.

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>>41655825
>She keeps walking forward until she's right against the runes. She takes another step, her foot moving past the spell.

>Tali thinks she's actually going to make it through.

>The thought terrifies him.

>Then the spell activates creating a red field. Her foot is swiftly pushed back but Vaisi keeps moving forward. There's a sizzling sound mixed in with the crackle of magical energy as she pushes her head against the field.

"Don't worry Tali! Almost there! Just gotta make it past this pesky thing! Then I'll be on that side and we won't have to worry about not seeing each other ever again!"

"Vaisi, don't do that!"

"It'll be fucking awesome. We'll have tea parties and sleepovers and do each others nails. Don't you want that? Wouldn't that be the best fucking thing in the entire fucking world!?"

>She keeps forcing herself into the field, eyes trained on Tali.

>>41655884
Don't hurt yourself girl!
Sheeit!
I brought you like some fucking curry rice or something, right?

>>41655884
Tali, tell her to stop. She's hurting herself.

>>41655884
Say your goodbyes, or cast the ceer antimagic spell and let the book abuse you by abusing Vaisi.

>>41655884
Cast heal

>>41655884
Oh god... TALI! DISTRACT HER WITH STORY TIME! DISTRACT HER SOMEHOW!

>>41655884
Ya made your point, ya crazy...

>>41655884
"Vaisi, you're hurting yourself. The spell might kill you before it releases you."

"I'll try to figure out a way to get you out, okay?"

>>41655884
We've got to take this into our own control, throw the Orb around her neck!

>>41655884
Oh shit stop her Tali she's delusional and will kill herself at that rate.

>>41655884
Wave your dick in front of the barrier, that'll scare her off?

>>41655884
Tali, quick, cast an healing spell!

>>41655884
Tali, fear is the mind killer.

Tell her you've been working to get her out on your terms, terms that won't end with anyone hurt or dead.

Ask her to just give you a bit more time.

>>41655884
tell her she looks like a badass, but she will die and that's not badass at all.

knock her out. break the shields with ceer breaker spell, and drag her ass to the soul chair.

>>41655884
> and do each others nails
She really has gone over the edge - she thinks she has arms!

>>41655884
Didn't the undine last time have some sort of device to help with this? You could try that and breaking the connection the book has to her.

>>41655884
Have we ever told her we're working on something to get her out?

>>41655884
THROW US AT HER!

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>>41655884
Tell her to stop, so that we can go figure out how to remove that barrier.

>>41655959
this

>>41655884
Tell her what she wants is impossible. You won't do her nails, she has no hands.

>>41655884
Stop! We're sorry we didn't visit, but we did get a dragon! Don't you want to hear about that?!

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"Vaisi stop it!"

>Tali throws the Orb at her. She immediately pulls away and grabs it in mid-air with her mouth.

"Got it!" She says with a full mouth.

================

Hello, second best friend~ How have you been?

>Tali heals her wounds but she barely registers it. To her it didn't really hurt that much.

>>41656112

Spherical and belligerent. As always.

>>41656112
>Hello, second best friend~ How have you been?
WE GOT TO RIDE A DRAGON TILL BOTH OF US WERE SORE

>>41656112
I swear, we almost seduced a dragon.

>>41656112
You're making Tali Worry when you did that, and he working so hard to find a way to get you out of there too

>>41656112
Vaisi, you need to not hurt yourself so much. But I'm fine.

>>41656112
How did Tali do that.

The wards on the prison are supposed to prevent magic from going through it.

>>41656112
Did you know that you're turning into a Ceer? It means you'll grow a penis, but it'll be smaller then Tali's Magnum Dong.

Also, we have a way to totally infuse your spellbook with more awesomeness and friendship and magic!

>>41656112
Girl, I swear to god, you gotta cut that shit out. Thought your head was going to split open goddamn

>>41656112
Okay, but you should really cut it out with the self harm stuff.

Shit, is there any good gossip we could relay/

Aelor girl has striped panties? Tali won an icecream fight? That one chick who has all the artifacts is turning into a ceer?

>>41656112
We missed you. Your tongue and teeth are the best. When you turn into a Ceer will you get addicted to Tali, too?

>>41656112
we've been cool keeping tali....mostly out of trouble. For real though don't try that again, you'll only hurt yourself or die and Tali wouldn't forgive you for either. Also that book is turning you into a ceer, don't laugh it really is. We found a real ceer and asked her and now Tali is trying everything she can to reverse the process before you stop being you. Also she has a dragon now, she a cute

>>41656112
Wasn't your smartest move that one baby girl. I mean it's not like we haven't got a way out that doesn't require a blunt force lobotomy.

>>41656112
We rode a dragon. It was fucking rad.

>>41656112
Vaisi, killing yourself isn't the solution. We've found one, and we're gonna save you from the book. Just give us a chance and please don't kill yourself by running into a barrier.

>>41656112

Tali did strange things with an old picture of you

>>41656229
Yo, you got that picture?

>>41656112
Tali banged a Ceer, so you'll definitly get some once you're out of there. Good news, eh?

>>41656112
That was really mean :/

>>41656112
ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!
FIGHT THE BOOK!

>>41656112
Please stop hurting yourself. We want to help you get out of here in one piece.

Also we rode a dragon, fucked a ceer and saved a brainleech from getting brain damage.

>>41656220
shut it, mentioning the book as bad, don't want it to get defensive

>>41656112
I've been attempting to give Tali an amputee fetish for you, we'll see how that goes

Gears is about to start playing WoW we need to stop her

>>41656112
We almost managed to seduce a dragon, but we're apparently too small for her. Tali had some luck with her daughter, though.

>>41656112
Tali got fucking laid! He actually did it!

>>41656112
Tali's been doing lots of stuff. Like stuff to get you out of here stuff. Your impatience is noted and we will tell him to move up the time table of operations.

>>41656220
Don't say this.

Oh yeah there's another Ceer in the school now.

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Tali's been trying to get me out?

Awwww... She's such a sweet little dessert flower~
I'm sorry about my little outburst. I just really wanted to hug her. With my legs. And her face on my vagina.

Fuck, that sounds nice actually.

>>41656145
>>41656148
>>41656304
What!? A real dragon!? No fucking way! That's so cool! Oh my god that is really freaking awesome. I'll be the first person to molest a dragon rider in such a long time.

>>41656229
Did she burn it to ashed then use it to craft a dildo or something? Give me the deets.

>>41656308
>>41656246
>>41656173
Wait.
What?

WHAT!?

No fucking way! My sweet little dessert flower banged a Ceer!? Oh my god. How big was he? She? It? Did it hurt? Swear to Alana if that bastard/bitch wasn't gentle with poor innocent Tali I'll bite their fucking throat out.

But good on her! Congrats on the cherry popping! All that good stuff! Tell her to have a fuck in my name. Think of me as she's being railed by a weird alien dick.

>>41656183
>>41656158
Yeah, I figured it was turning me into one. What can you do? Que sera sera. Having a dick might be neat. Then I can properly make sweet love to Tali.

No, wait. I like my boobs.

And nose.

This is a horrible dilemma that must be resolved at once!

>>41656521
Oh yeah, Tali was also involved in a horrible fleshcrafting accident, you should ask her to show you!

>>41656521
>I'm sorry about my little outburst. I just really wanted to hug her. With my legs. And her face on my vagina.
>
>Fuck, that sounds nice actually.

When you get out we will mentally stun Tali so that you can do this you have our word.

Also keep your boobs and Nose, we will fix this!

>>41656521
Turning into a Ceer ain't cool. We like you as a human way more.

>>41656521
Maybe if you stop the process somehow at just the right time, you can acquire cock without losing tits and nose?

>>41656521
Good points both.
Anyway, we'll work on making the book your bitch again. Shit, I wish I had more good gossip.

Nothing you'd care about though. Unless you care about the sleepy elf girl having superstrength.

>>41656521
We want you to keep your nose and boobs as much as you do, though we also think you growing a dick and banging Tali would be pretty good. We're working to find a happy medium.

>>41656521
Tali is working on that problem too.

Really, sit tight. We haven't steer either of you wrong yet.

but if you do get out, break into Doctor Gear's lab and use the strange box with a glass wall.

There are secrets within

>>41656521
Well, uh, you're probably not gonna like the fix.

>>41656521
We'll figure something out, we have science and fleshcrafting.

>>41656521
Well, there is no gaurente you will lose your boobs. Just like there is no gaurente that you will grow a dick.

Also, we have a plan. Just don't tell the book.

>>41656521
Oh, we found another orb. Several orbs. Tali got one of them though. He's really boring. He said we're the most dangerous thing he's found though so that was a nice ego boost. Apparently we have a higher threat rating than a flock of dragons. Neat, ain't it?

>>41656521
On the bright side, if we fail to prevent the loss of those great assets at least we have verified that Tali will do a Ceer

>>41656521
We may have found a solution but...heard of fahrenheit 451?

>>41656521
>Did she burn it to ashed then use it to craft a dildo or something? Give me the deets.

He put maple syrup all over it and then started giggling and blushing

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>>41656755
I will agree with this Orb of Boring. What other artifact out there has the potential to woo the panties off of the most devout of nuns?

If you do happen to find such a thing, tell me.

>>41656640
Yeah, see having a dick sounds nice in THEORY. But that's mostly cause I really really wanna trying pissing while standing up. It's kinda a life dream of mine.

Now, if Tali could be the one growing a dick that'd be fucking perfect. God, I would bounce on that meat stick all day every day.

>>41656871
That's... Pretty fucking weird. I like it.

>>41656835
Nope!

>>41656658
>>41656695
Hey, you guys can tell me anything. Don't worry. I'll keep it a secret just between the two of us. Pinky promise.

No, wait.

Cross my fingers.

Fuck, no....

Just, you got my word.

>>41656931
what if we told you tali had a dick

>>41656931
>Now, if Tali could be the one growing a dick that'd be fucking perfect. God, I would bounce on that meat stick all day every day.
Haaaa.. haaaa.. haaa. We have a surprise for you once you get out.

>>41656931
>God, I would bounce on that meat stick all day every day.

should we tattle

>>41656931
>Now, if Tali could be the one growing a dick that'd be fucking perfect. God, I would bounce on that meat stick all day every day.
We have a surprise for you~

>>41656931
Tali isn't a girl and never was. he's a man and his meat stick is fine!

>>41656931
Talk can use the magic stick. He put a cwee into submission

>>41656931
Ok. Now swallow.

>>41656931
>Now, if Tali could be the one growing a dick that'd be fucking perfect. God, I would bounce on that meat stick all day every day.
Tali is kinda a dude. A really girly elf dude.

>>41656931
I don't actually recall the datails because I wasn't paying attention, but something about taking your mind out while we disconnect the book, putting your mind back in, and using healing magic to smooth the whole thing over.

We're still working on the "putting it back in" part, so I don't think we should do it yet.

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>>41656931
>tali
>girl

>>41657012
this.

>>41657014
shut the fuck up, even if vaisi wont tell the book, the book is always listening. if it hears us say 'destroy book' it will freak out and do something drastic

>>41656931
Something something magitech something something mind disconnect something something mission accomblished.

At some point we might end up piloting your braindead body around like we did to Solia's meatsuit. That was funny.

>>41656931
Do not under any circumstances tell Vaisi that Tali is an Elf. Larro has mentioned that she'd be utterly shattered to have her brown human girl replaced with a boring elf.

>>41656931
We... have some good news for you with regards to that meat stick.

>>41656962
Yes! She needs to know!

>>41656931
We can probably get Tali a dick. You need to concentrate on not losing your nose or boobs.

>>41656931
Vaisi, its gotten kind of dark in here. And we know you are the type to swallow gurl, so how about you let us see the light.

>>41656931
Should we talk about dicks more? Your eyeswirls went away.

And speaking of eyeswirls, Bitchy McArtifacts is half-Ceer at this point too.

What the fuck happened to "keep gender a secret"? Do we not care anymore? Tali can fuck Vaisi after he's stolen secrets from the school.

>>41656931
>That's... Pretty fucking weird. I like it.

Wait till you see how much Syrup she has

>>41657261
Vaisi is better than Tali.

>>41657261
We already got secrets, I don't think vaisi cares, let's have fun m8

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>>41657065
>>41657014
No. I swear it. This is between just us. I won't let it take this from me.

>>41656960
>>41656959
>>41656991
>>41656993
>>41657012
....

>>41657242
Shh shh shh shh.

Give me a second to compose myself

I need to contain this raging lady-boner before I rip my panties.

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So, I've come to the conclusion that the way we are broken isn't that we can't alter people to become Ceer but we force them to become whatever we desire.

Seeing as how Tali started off as a very elf sexual, and ever since our influence has become rather cosmopolitan with his views on love targets.

I wonder if we could do the same with Vaisi.

>>41657329
.. Are we reversing the corruption process?
WHAT

>>41656931
Well, Vaisi, it turns out your book is the smaller model of a larger version that two of were made. One was given to this school, and the other to the boy's magic school whatever that one was called. We may have found the one this school owns. It may be full of spells. All the spells. That's all I'm gonna say!

>>41657329
This is a trainwreck and all i can wish for is for more popcorn.

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>>41657329
>I need to contain this raging lady-boner before I rip my panties.
If you rip your panties Tali might pop a boner

>>41657329
Is she choking or just horny?

>>41657329
Whoa, your eyes are totally un-swirly right now. Does the power of love/lewds counteract ceerification or something?

>>41657389
She's eating us.

>>41657329
We really don't mind if you rip your pants, though.
I doubt Tali would mind, either, and maybe it would encourage him to get you out sooner.

>>41657393
Her higher though processes, including whatever the hell the book is, are being overtaken by lust, clearly.

and what are we but a being of pure lust?

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>>41657329
>Give me a second to compose myself
Compose deez nuts.

>>41657329
Nah, keep that dongalicious train of thought going.

>>41657329
Have we mentioned how huge Tali's dong is