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>>41528606
Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!

I'm your host BurningSigil.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BurningSigil


Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+Harpy

Dice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.
There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.

There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.

After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.

Sorry it’s a bit late, still building that basement closet.

>>41528632
>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
>Wave to twin
>Encourage twin to find new perch

>>41528606
>>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!

>>41528606
>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
>Interrupt and complain about them avoiding your questions from earlier
>Wave to twin
>Point to Aaron's other shoulder, Imply that twin should get on it

>>41528606
>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
>Interrupt and complain about them avoiding your questions from earlier
>Wave to your twin

>>41528606
>>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
>Wave to twin

>>41528606
> Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
> Wave to twin

>>41528606
>>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!
>I'm just like Cloud!
>Wave to twin

>>41528606
Calling and Writing for Puff out with Pride and wave Hi to sis.

So how is everyone doing tonight?

>>41529087
Doing great. Excellent to see you back in the saddle again.

>>41529087
Pretty good, Had to stay awake for the whole of yesterday though

>>41529087
Hot and sweaty and tired but ultimately feeling pretty good, glad I didn't sign up for anything tonight so I can just chill here listening to stuff while enjoying the thread.

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we are the fluffiest harpy

>>41528606
>Puff feathers out proudly, an adventurer!

>>41528606
You puff out your feathers with pride ruffling them up, you an adventurer! Just like in all those games you played back when you were a human. Only this time its actual adventurers telling you that you could be one, and not a prompt! You feel so giddy and excited, you glance over to your father’s shoulder where your twin perches and with a big smile flap your wing in a wave. She shudders a bit but waves back a small smile on her face.

Your father glances over you, perched on Aaron’s shoulder. “Ya, the twins are something else. Hard keepin them still. Especially that one.”

“They’re adorable Steven, but three girls in one year?” Oma says walking over to Steven and stroking Ciel’s hair gently. Your older sister flinches at first but relents as the definitely not and elf, strokes her hair.

“And another on the way, Ariel is at home watching the egg.” Your father replies with a chuckle.

“Speaking of Ariel, how is she, I’d love to have a chat sometime with her.” Lydia says in her voice that is far too soft for her large frame.

“Same as always. You know her. And you all know you are free to drop by at any time. Speakin of, what are all of you doing in Treebreak?” Your father asks his friends.

“Well, Oma finally decided to hang up her boots after our latest run. Planning on settling down, so we came back here to where it all began.” Aaron says with reminisce.

“Really? Why I’d never guess.” Your father says shocked looking over to the pointy-eared lady stroking your sister’s brown locks.

The not!elf seems to flinch with all the attention brought to her. “Yeah, figured it was about time. I have plenty of stories and gold so I’m set on the adventuring life and well-“

>>41529696
“She found a man.” Gorgram says flatly, the dwarf stroking his luxurious beard.

Oma blushes and fidgets mussing with Ciel’s hair.
“Well now, I have to hear about this. How about we sit for a bit, catch up.” Your father says with a hearty chuckle as he slides a chair out from a nearby table.

>Interrupt, you want stories about the past
>Look around the bar some more, maybe there is something fun
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron
>Head back to Dad-perch
>Write in

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Good to hear anons. Thanks for the suppotr

>>41529720
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron
>Realize there is so many more things to try to perch on
>Look around the bar some more, maybe there is something fun

>>41529720
>Head back to Dad-perch
ask her if she has an egg. do it.

>>41529720
>Interrupt, you want stories about the past
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron

>>41529720
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron
I also support asking her when she's going to have an egg.

>>41529720
>>Realize there is so many more things to try to perch on
>>you want stories about the past

>>41529720
>try to climb to the highest point in the room

>>41529720
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron
>Realize there is so many more things to try to perch on
>>you want stories about the past

>>41529720
>Try to get sis over to your perch on Aaron

>>41529720
>>Head back to Dad-perch

>>41529720
>Interrupt, you want stories about the past
and failing that,
>Head back to Dad-perch

>>41529720
>Realize there is so many more things to try to perch on

>>41529853
Agreed.
I'm willing to bet that there's a rack of antlers hung somewhere in the room.

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>>41529720
Calling for-
>Interrupt for stories
>Get sis over to Aaron-perch
>Realize that the bar is filled with perch-able objects

-and writing.

>>41529748

I wished this won. Also late but made it to a harpy thread!

>>41529720
Your father sits down in his chair, Aaron sitting down next to him, and the rest of the group filling in in order around the wooden table, the chairs squeaking as they move and settle. You wave to your twin, motioning her to come join you on the muscular man, but she fidgets on her perch eyeing your talons and- oh looks like there is a tiny bit of blood from where you grabbed to hard earlier. You give a little shrug and flap again for her to join you but she doesn’t relent… you guess that’s understandable.

“So start from where I left, we’d just finished clearing Dejai’s keep.” Your father says as he settles down and motions to the bar to bring him and his friends a round, the minotaur bartender nodding as he turns to start pouring ale.
Hmmm… his horns sure look like a nice spot to perch, decently tall, good view of the bar, maybe you could… you shake your head. What’s gotten into you today, suddenly wanting to find a nice spot to rest your talons?

Aaron begins “Well, we headed out from there towards the East where we-“ you try to listen to the story but your eyes begin darting around the room in search.

In search, for the best perch! There was that Spider-lady you saw earlier maybe you could climb on her, oh hey where did she go? No matter, the chandelier would be a great spot, you could see everything from the the antler and tusk chandelier all you need to do is fly up there and, oh wait, not enough feathers to fly up there yet. There are a couple of patrons with horns and the bar tender himself but… you glance over to your left and there is the tower of cloth that is Lydia. Maybe you could just climb the mountain and have a good view from the top of her hat, all it would take is-

You shake your head again. No, Sam, you got them so you could hear about Dad, now is not the time to climb his friends.

“-and that’s how we defeated the horse-bandits.” Gorgram says as he finishes the story and another mug.
1/2

>>41531061
How long were you out of it?! You better get to learning about Dad’s backstory while you still have the time!

“H-Hey!” you say puffing out your chest and flapping your wings to get everyone’s attention. “I still wanna know about Dad and his stories. Was he a brave adventuwa, did he make lotsa gold, how did he and mama meet?” you say taking attention from around the table.
“Sweetie that’s not-“ your father goes to say before he is interrupted.

“Haha, well if ya insist we got pleantyo stories for ya girls.” Gorgram says with a grin. “Just tell Uncle Gorgram what you wanna hear about.”

>How mom and dad met
>That Dejai’s keep place
>How the team met Dad
>Write in

Also
>Try to climb Mt. Lydia
>Try not to focus on perches, fail
>Pay attention to the story

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>How the team met Dad
>Pay attention to the story
>Try to climb Mt. Lydia

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
followed by
>How the team met Dad
all while
>Trying to climb Mt. Lydia

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>Pay attention to the story

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>Pay attention to the story

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>That Dejai’s keep place
>How the team met Dad
>Where eggs come from.

>>41531086
>How the team met Dad
While I was very tempted to vote for How mom met dad, both parents know that story, so we can probably get some version of it later. Dad's origin story might be harder to get!

>>41531086
Oh, forgot the second part of the vote (>>41531181)
>>Pay attention to the story

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>Try to climb Mt. Lydia
>Pay attention to the story

There is a nice place to fall to ask the egg question

>>41531086
>How mom and dad met
>Try to climb Mt. Lydia

>>41531264
I do want to ask it, though I think that should come after the story.

>>41531281
Ask it on the way back to the nest, so dad can't dodge the question

>>41531086
>How the team met Dad
Take notes for when we decide to start adventuring at thread 200
>Climb Mt. Lydia

>>41531298
Oh, I was referring to if Oma has an egg, not how parentals met. I made a communication error it seems

>>41531086
Looks like it is How Mom and Dad met and a split between paying attention or climbing Mt. Lydia.

Do you guys want to do one, the other, or try for both?

>Pay Attention
>Climb
>Both (D)

>>41531387
I thought that you were asking to mess with dad, never mind then

>>41531476
>Both (D)

>>41531476
>Both (D)

>>41531476
>Both (D)
Aim for the top, we have a safety net.

>>41531476
>Both (D)
obviously
we must ascend to the tallest point

>>41531476
>Both (D)

>>41531476
>Both (D)
As if there was any other option to begin with!

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>>41531476
Alright folks you asked for it.

Roll me 1d100 LINKED HERE

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>41531623

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>41531623

>>41531623
>>41531629
HA
WE ARE BEST AT MULTITASKING

>>41531629
NOICE

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>41531623
I hope our twin is finding a new perch as well.

>>41531629
>>41531632
Well shit, that killed my desire to roll

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>41531623

>>41531629
>>41531632
>>41531648
Holy shit man, we are destined to become mountain climbers.

>>41531629
>>41531632
>>41531648
Worlds first observant Harpy

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>>41531648
>>41531632
>>41531629

Well... looks like I am going to be writing a lot, so expect a slow update. But yeah, looks like we are as good a climber as a spider.

>>41531680
>inb4 spider lady we spotted earlier appears out of fucking nowhere and complements our impressive climbing potential

>>41531738
inb4 it's Lyra

she was with a moth after all.

Just a heads up, it seems the misarchivist is afoot.

>>41531877
What did he do?

>>41531886
put some key quest as "ey my man" under "collective shit"

>>41531623
Now I am curious how the eagle got out of that.

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>>41531680
Still writing. Sorry it is taking so long. Many distractions.
>>41532326
Related

>>41532558
>Not shown, revenge on branch

>>41532558
That is adorable. That is all.

>>41532558
Wonder how fluffy eagle wings are. And now I am reminded of the confused hawk noises video.

>>41532726
>And now I am reminded of the confused hawk noises video.
what

>>41532726
They look more smooth then fluffy. I imagine they'd be very pleasing to pet though.

>>41532765
Girl petting hawk video. You know the one. DM posted it.

>>41532771
Stop making me want to raise a bird of prey!

>>41531086
You think hard for a long moment, there are so many things you could ask his old adventuring team, how they met? Their biggest score? What about the biggest monster they ever fought? Or the biggest bad guy they ever took down?
No, you knew what you must do. You must simultaneously learn about Mom and Dad!

“Hey, how did Mom and Dad meet anyway?” You wonder aloud to the group.

“Ah, sweetie maybe you should ask-“ your dad begins before he is cut off by the laughter of Aaron and Grogram.

“Well, there is a story that’s a hoot and a half. Where do we begin. Well, back when your father here had just joined up as an adventurer what would you say fifteen years ago, Oma?” Aaron asks the woman.

“Closer to sixteen.” Oma replies as she continues to stroke a captured Ciel who got dragged up into the not!elf’s lap.

“Tat’s right about sixteen.” Grogram says nodding along.

“Right, about sixteen years ago, yer dad here had just joined up with us and we were still helpin him adjust to the adventurer life see.” Aaron begins.

“Bullcrap, we we’re all just starting out. And Grogram and Oma, you were’nt even there.” Your father interjects only to be hushed by the party.

“So as I was saying. Me an Lydia here figured that we should start out simple and do some tasks for the village of Waeldestone, poor town was overrun by goblins working as robbers on the main road. Couldn’t get a caravan in or out of the place.” Aaron continues the story.

“Truly a dreadful time.” The mountain of a woman interjects and your eyes dance over her form, you could easily climb her, best seat in the house right on top of that hat. Your talons extend on their own and you start grasping at air reaching for the heavy robes that cover the incredibly tall lady.
1/3

>>41533243
“Well anyways, yer father, me, Lydia, we go out and act as protection for this one caravan headed from there to this place here, Treebreak. And what do you know goblins attack us on the road. So we fight em off, but they use up all our day light before they scamper off into the woods…” Aaron seems to pause and look at you for a moment. You have left his shoulder and have begun your ascent up Lydia’s robes flapping your small wings to maintain balance as you ascend her form.

“Uh hunh, then what.” You reply as though nothing is out of the ordinary.

“Ahem, well… we draw straws for the night watch, make sure they don’t come back try to ambush us. So I get first watch, Steven got second, Lydia third. Well, my watch goes uneventful so I swap off with your father and nod off. Next thing I know, I’m being woke up by Lydia who is tending to a wounded Steven and what do you know, he’s got a Harpy chick, uhh… little kid, not much bigger than your sister over there, scared as can be.” He motions to Ciel in reference. As he does this you find yourself at a rather soft plateau more than halfway up your ascent, you settle down on the soft spot to regain your energy for the final push for the summit. Lydia remains unfazed by you adventure up her. Your father looks like he couldn’t be more embarrassed, Oma seems in shock, and Gorgram is about a moment from losing his sides. Aaron continues the story…
2/3

>>41533243
>Your talons extend on their own and you start grasping at air reaching for the heavy robes that cover the incredibly tall lady.
my heart

>>41533264
“Apparently, he heard screaming off in the night and found the goblins that ambushed us with the little bird in a cage, preparing a fire to roast her. And your father, being the reckless lummox he is, charged in there all gung ho to find glory. He fought brave and hard, and in the end, killed off half the raiding party and drove off the other half all by himself, but not before being cut and batter from here to Rutherglen. So he took the harpy they were gonna have for dinner and brought her back to the carrivan. So Lydia here bandages the two of them up, and we wind up taking care of the harpy kid for the next few days before we got here in Treebreak. Here we found on of the kid’s sisters, and she took her off our hands. And that’s it.” Aaron finishes his story as you gaze down upon all from the highest perch one could attain by talon alone, all eyes on your splendor.

>Questions (Write in)
>Flap your wings in glory
>You could probably glide to dad from here…
>Write in

>>41533316
>Questions (Write in)
Wait... then when did they get together?

>>41533316
>>Questions
What's a Lummox?

>>41533316
>Flap your wings in glory

>>41533316
>Flap your wings in glory
>So mama was small like me
>Wait Mom's only 16?
>How come Mom is so much stronger than dad since he's so much older? He always loses their wrestling.
>How Mom end up on the ground?

>>41533376
this

>>41533316
>>Flap your wings in glory
Behold for we have reached the summit
and >>41533376

>>41533316
>Questions
Where's Rutherglen?

>>41533376
This. Fairly easy to tie them together, too.

>>41533316
>>41533376
Ill second

>>41533376
>>41533316
Yes, this pleases me

>>41533376
Oh god, this.

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>>41533316
Looks like we are going with the almost unanimous write in candidate.

Probably going to be my last update of tonight. Might run another one later this week though.

>>41533615
Writing BTW. Not calling it here.

>>41533316
You flap your wings in glory. Rocking Lydia’s hat slightly as you have triumphed over the mountain of a woman that is Lydia, you scaled her form, starting all the way down at her arm, resting at base camp, and finally reaching the summit. Now you can mark down two adventures from which you have attained great heights, the scaling of the home tree, and the climbing of Mt. Lydia!

Then some questions begin ringing in your mind. “So wait… Mama was small like me 16 years ago?” you ask to the people gathered below. “If Dad is so much older why does he always lose wrestling then?” you wonder aloud to the small gathering.

Grogram finally loses it and the dwarf bursts out in buzzed laughter, Aaron stifles a grin, and your father rises from his seated position.

“Ok, that’s enough of that for today.” He says reaching up as far as he can to grab you off of his tall friend’s hat. You dance away attempting to keep your perch but Dad eventually gets you in a gentle squeeze, plucking you from the summit and bringing you back down to his level.

“I’ll be back later. Come on, Ciel” he says to your sister, who jumps up from Oma’s lap and begins hopping after Dad.

“Wait-“ you stutter out “they didn’t answer my questions!” you say as you are dragged away like someone who was just read their rights, tucked under your father’s arm as he carries you out of the bar.

“Say hi to your wife for us Steven!” Aaron calls out as the four of you leave the pub.

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Calling it here for tonight. Lovely little run. Sticking around for yelling/Q&A.

>>41534169
>already over
LAAAAME

>>41534169
That was an awfully short post.
How embarrassed is Dad?
How confused are the sibs?
How amused are his friends?

>>41534169
Damn we are such a little shitbird.
Thanks for running

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>>41534232
I know, isn't it great? Instead of our parents ever embarrassing us, we're going to always embarrass them!

>>41534314
I have a feeling that their revenge will be merciless, but its worth it

>>41534185
Look forward to you every thread.
>>41534188
Dad was so embarrassed he made everyone go home. His friends, got some good laughs though. Siblings have no clue what's going on but they are pretty sure you are in trouble.
>>41534232
Thanks for coming.
>>41534314
Hehe yeah.
>>41534337
You don't know the half of it

>>41534451
So how much trouble are we in?

>>41534534
You'll be stuck in time out for at least an hour, maybe longer. Also, even Closer supervision.

>>41534534
Clipped wings

>>41534602
Are we going to try to fly next run?

>>41534671
Depends on Anon's votes but if not next run 100% the run after. Probably successfully too.

>>41534169
Bummer on the short run. Thank you for running, though.

Sigil, I love you to death, TO DEATH, but, my god you need to work on your QMing endurance.

You still absolutely rock, though.

>>41535198
INCREASINGLY SHORTER

>>41535319
But how do birds work out

>>41535319
I- it's not an endurance thing. It's time restraints. Can't run past 12 midnight or I would go all night and not wake for work. Once college rolls back around expect big weekend updates.

Life is just busy right now is all.

>>41535325
I'll do a big one I promise.

>>41535341
There's no set workout plan, but they're quite good at winging it.