You're JOHN CENA dammit, and the crowd will get a show. So you decide to bust out your newest move, the Springbpard Stunner, which in no way was a botch that worked out in your match against Rusev.

You head towards the ropes and jump off them backwards at Michael Jordan. Only to be shocked when he catches you and hits a fall away slam. You roll out of the ring to recover, and buy some time.

The ref begins to count you out. You...

>grab a steel chair
>AA Michael Cole through the announce table
>get back in the ring
>take the count out loss, just kidding wait until the ref reaches 8 and slide back in at 9

>>41470498
>>grab a steel chair

GIVE HIM THE CHAAAAIIIIRRR.

>>41470498
get back in the ring

let's do this properly

>>41470498
>get back in the ring
Doo doo-doo doooooo

>>41470498
>>grab a steel chair

>>41470498

>take the count out loss, just kidding wait until the ref reaches 8 and slide back in at 9

Classic shitbag Cena

>>41470498
>Get back in the ring

WHEN SUDDENLY

>The Entrance Music for a Space Lizard plays and Arctus runs down to the ring to assist you!

>>41470664
He better not.

Dis be serious biznis

>>41470498
>Summon Goldberg, your spirit animal

BRING BACK BENOIT

>>41470498
>You hear Shadow John Cena yell he loves Anime
>Liam Senpai comes down to the ring

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You consider waiting until the ref reaches 8 before popping back up, but decide to grab a steel chair from ringside. The timekeep politely hands you his seat, and runs terrified about 10 rows deep into the crowd. That was strange.

With steel chair in hand you turn towards the ring and slide in. Normally the ref would try to take the chair from you, but since your John Cena and you brought a steel chair into the match, it is now a no DQ match.

As you prepare to attack Jordan the Titantron turns on revealing Doland Trump!

>what do

SUDDENLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY

>>41470793
smack him in the face. Enough said

>>41470793
The Titantron corrupts to reveal a space lizard is coming down in Trumps stead with the hypest theme since yours

>>41470799
Fuck, now I need to think up a new twist of fate that happens

>>41470793
>GIVE
>THE
>CHAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIRRR

>CHAIR RAAAMMPAAAAAGGEEEEE!!!!!

>>41470817
>implying Arctus's theme wouldn't be GRAND TOUR GRAND TOUR

Roll me 3d666

Rolled 246, 417, 179 = 842 (3d666)

>>41470918
SATAN COMES

Rolled 25, 658, 289 = 972 (3d666)

>>41470918

Rolled 57, 163, 663 = 883 (3d666)

>>41470918
MKAY

>>41470945
you love saying that when you roll

why?

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>>41470930

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>>41470952
I can play this game too

>>41470951

Long story, or short story?

The appearance of the deranged millionaire, or is he a billionaire, distracts Michael Jordan. While Trump cuts a promo on the Lucha Drangons, and how Sin Cara is actually a Mexican drug lord in disguise supplying HGH to the entire locker room, you unleash a wicked chair shot across Jordan's back. It isn't enough to knock him down and he turns around into your second chair shot, which hits him in the head with a sickening crack, and busts him open. Michael Jordan falls to the mat, and you unleash one more vicious chair shot across his prone body.

At this point you could surely pin him and win the match, but is that truly the John Cena way?

>pin
>AA
>STF
>GTS, fuck you Punk smarks chanting his name during my match
>write in

>>41470951
Ah fuck it i will make it simple. Good memories. Really good memories that involve crits and critfails.

>>41471033
>GTS, fuck you Punk smarks chanting his name during my match

Was gonna say STF but i feel this is more hype because of the fuck you punks comment

>>41471033
>>STF

You could easily pin your opponent now and get the win, but that isn't the John Cena way. No, you must give the crowd a show! You stand over Jordan's body, look at your wrist and tap it like there a watch there, then bring your hands to,you mouth and shout, "IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!"

The two or three mouth breathing neckbeards begin the CM Punk chant again. They want to chant that during yor match? You'll give them a reason to chant it.

You lean down and pick up Jordan, and while holding him you yell, "Go2Sleep into STF." loud enough for the first 8 rows to hear you.

You place MJ up on your shoulders, and lift him up off them and bring your knee up into his face. As he falls down to the mat you grab his leg and flip him over. You then hook your leg into his, and grab him by the head and apply a sloppy looking STF. PERFECT!

>roll 1d10+8
Only first roll. Also this is my last post, tagging out to a new QM as is the tradition in these threads.

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d10 + 8)

>>41471266
Mkay.

>>41471278
Okay, new QM takes over now.

>>41471308
Now, as in, you won't even do the next post?

Someone else picks up the next post or someone picks up after the next post?

>>41471347
the man who rolled takes over

it is now your turn

write ahoy

>>41471402
Fine i will step up to the plate even though i know jack all about wrestling.

Disregard panic.

Hype must be forged.

Okay i can do this.

Give me some time. Writing.

>>41471458
To be fair, I don't think hardly anyone knows shit about wrestling.

Just make crap up or utilise the interwebs

>>41471531
My panic is pretty much gone. Don't know why i took it seriously even for a second. It's fucking Cena.

Next part being written.

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>>41470462
Is Champ here?

>>41471665
Yes my child.

Writing.

>>41471665
sonova bitch that's creepy

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>>41471266
As Jordan lies on the mat, you give a Classic confidant Cena smile, No way could your nemesis beat you the world champ after all. The crowd cheers on your victory over Jordan and you strike a pose for the crowd. The crowd begins its furious uproar as they begin chanting for you, “CENA., CENA. CENA. CENA!”

Jordan’s head suddenly snaps up as he begins to contort and he lets out an inhuman screech that echoes through the boundaries of time and space itself. The crowd screams in terror as the earth suddenly begins to shake and storm clouds gather in the sky as trump continues rambling in the background, completely forgotten. You feel the two presences with your Cena senses from America. They have been awakened.

You feel them approaching faster than should be possible towards the ring, and as they land in the ring they stop on either side of Michael Jordan as they look down at him with black eyes.

Magic Johnson and Shaquille o Neil.

Looking down at the broken form of Jordan on the mat they say to him as one, “YOU HAVE SUMMONED US JORDAN? THEN IT IS TIME.” “YES,” Jordan states, “IT IS TIME TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF ALL THINGS KAWAII AND ANIME IN THIS WORLD, STARTING…” Micheal Jordan pauses as he lets out another scream “STARTING WITH WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA, TAKE MY POWER OF THE CHAOS DUNK AND GO FORTH TO DEFEAT HIM, I ENTRUST THIS TO YOU.” “OF COURSE.” they state demonically.

You watch as they absorb Micheal Jordan's powers in a stream of light, and although you cannot see anything different, your Cena senses tell you they got a little bit stronger.
The crowd has stopped screaming and is now silent.

..........................................

Continued.1/2

>>41472012
ok that's both brilliant and slightly terrifying

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>>41472012
……………………………………………………..
...................................................................

“Go get em, CHAMP CENA!” a boy yells from the crowd, the crowd ignites into cheers for you, chanting your name as you hear your theme song played. BBBBBBBBBBRAPADOOUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZA

Well, you might actually have to break a sweat, but it’s no problem for champ John Cena.
You grin at the two challengers “Come and get me then, two on one ain’t a problem for me, if you wanna take my title then you had best be good or the champ is gonna smack you down like the rest!”

You feel more powerful, which isn’t saying much since as John Cena you are already the best.

You are ready for the smackdown.

>JOHN CENA HAS ENTERED SMACKDOWN MODE

>ALL STATS RAISED TO SSS+

CHOOSE THE DESTRUCTION

>OMEGA PILEDRIVER
>CLOTHSLINE OF FURY
>TITAN DROPKICK

FOLLOWED BY

>THE HEADBUTT OF THE CENTURY
>THE BRUTAL DISLOCATOR
>THE FIGURE FOUR AMPLIFIED BY 1000 CENA’S

ROLL 3d666’s FOR THE PAIN TRAIN

Rolled 312, 498, 63 = 873 (3d666)

>>41472090

>OMEGA PILEDRIVER
>THE HEADBUTT OF THE CENTURY

let's do this

Rolled 591, 362, 168 = 1121 (3d666)

>>41472123
THIS

SUUUUUPER
SLAM!!!!!!

Rolled 476, 527 = 1003 (2d666)

HEY ANONS, GOT ONE MORE ROLL IN YA?

Ignore my rolls btw.

Also

>Target Shaq
>Target MAGIC Johnson

Or

>Give Shaq the piledriver and Magic the headbutt.

It matters.

Rolled 442, 399, 205 = 1046 (3d666)

>>41472256
>>Give Shaq the piledriver and Magic the headbutt.
DOUBLE TEAM THIS!

Rolled 367, 392, 659 = 1418 (3d666)

>>41472256
>Give Shaq the piledriver and Magic the headset

let's go

>>41472441
that's one hell of a roll, if i do say so myself

>>41472441
>>41472430
YOU HAVE CHOSEN, WRITING.

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>>41472090
You focus yourself and walk confidently toward Shaq, and he drops into a fighting stance and uses his forbidden SHAQ FU. His dark martial arts infused with the strength of the CHAOS DUNK, his blows nearly as fast as sound, and with the strength of industrial jackhammers. You feel his fists connect expertly and rapidly with the intent to quickly put you down for the count.

Shaq’s Offensive rating: 476 + 100 + 50

A BRUTAL 626

John Cena defensive rating: 659 +100

A MONDO 759

Result: DOMINATING M-M-M-MEGA CRIT!!

You take every single blow without a single flinch, your Cena senses quickly identify his attack pattern and you harden your OLYMPIAN skin and muscles to counter every blow negating all damage, and even pain.
Grabbing him with your unmatched strength you bend physics and use the momentum of his next punch to flip and turn him upside down into a position with his bald head facing the floor. You rocket your powerful legs into the air wrapping your arms around Shaq, and then while in the air, wrap your legs around him in a death hold. Then, at the apex of height, you begin to spin. The crowd gasps as you spin faster until both of you become nothing more than a blur and you let gravity take its course, crashing Shaq’s head into the mat with a nasty smash that shakes the entire room.

John Cena Offense rating: 591 + 100

A RUTHLESS 691

Shaq defensive rating: 476 +50

A FRAGILE 526

Result: U-U-U-ULTRA RECKONING CRIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

With the collision with the mat, Shaq shudders violently before passing out, his mind being overloaded even in his demonic state by the level of CENA that has been inflicted upon him.

Standing up and letting the limp body fall to the mat, you face Magic Johnson, who has finished his preparations. He has eaten Trumps life force by holding him by the neck, and quickly tosses the dying billionaire to the ground, his last words being “Mexicans.”

Continued. ?1/2?

>>41472963
>his last words being "Mexicans"

BRILLIANT

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>>41472963
Good night sweet prince
Your legacy will live on

You alive not!CellAnon?

>>41473399
>>41473399
I was thinking about just continuing part two in another thread when more people are around, on some other day, or just let someone else make that thread.

However, if someone wants to take the reigns now, be my guest. Unless everyone really wants me to write part two to wrap things up more cleanly, in which i guess i could do that.

I will be around for about another hourish.