>You are one of two young Tuffle twins, thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father">"Canon" has already taken a sharp turn from the "norm," as you'll readily see, and can take even sharper turns depending on the thread's action/dialogue choices and ideas>Stats and dice mechanics will be used, and explained when needed as the quest progresses>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?Previously on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest: you faced the trials of Darkness and have gained tremendous strength after drinking the Ultra Divine Water. Now it's time to put it to the test and face King Piccolo. Previous thread here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41398085/
>>41432241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwVaqN0QxkYou look around, taking a moment to just... take in what all happened. You're stronger. You ALL are stronger. Physically and mentally. You take a deep, calming breath, then look to the lake with Darkness in it. "Thank you, for letting us do this.""We'll beat King Piccolo, just like we said we would." Goku adds with a nod and a smile."We will avenge all those that he killed." Tien says with determination."And bring everyone back with the Dragon Balls once we're done." Chi-chi finishes, tapping fists with you.Darkness seems to sink back into the abyss it came from, letting out what sounds like a deep breath. The four of you wave at it as it disappears. Goku then walks over to Yajirobe, helping him up. "Let's go."As all of you fly out, Chi-chi gets up alongside you, Goku and Tien trailing behind a little, talking with each other. For a moment she looks at you silently, then... asks a question you aren't really sure you'd want to be explaining right now. "Maple... what's a Tuffle?">A. Rather not talk about it right now>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi>C. Telepathically explain everything>D. Something else?
>>41432261>>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi"The last two of our kind actually. I promise I'll tell you the rest once we put King Piccolo in the dirt okay?"
>>41432261>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chiMight as well get it over with.
>>41432261>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi
>>41432261>B. ...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chiayyyyyyAlso maybe that Darkness wasn't such a bad guy after all.
>>41432261>D. "Well, it’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then you just put some whipped cream on top!"
Haven't we already told everyone we're aliens at both of the World Tourneys?
>>41432424I think so?
>>41432424I think most people waved it off as Maple being essentric.
>>41432424Probably no one believed us because we look normal and they've seen weirder.
>>41432515I've seen a lot of things but I gotta say that spelling is absolutely disgusting.
>>41432393Darkness is only as bad as you make it.
>>41432577No, the grammar is, not the spelling.
>>41432261You take a deep breath. Okay. Might as well come clean with this. "...brobro and I are aliens, Chi-chi. The last two of our kind. I... look, I'll tell you everything after we put King Piccolo in the dirt, okay?"Chi-chi stays silent for another moment, looking forward. "Then... that wasn't a joke, three years ago... okay. I trust you, Maple."'It seems you're not the only one, too.' you hear Tien's voice say in your mind. '...I'll keep quiet, Maple. But you'll need to tell him the truth as well.''...when it's time. And thanks, Tien.' you reply telepathically. The five of you reach the point where you entered this land of ice and head up, arriving back in Korin's Tower. The cat greets you all with a smile and a nod."I knew you kids could do it. Congrats." Korin says, then looks out at the... sunrise? How long were you in there?>A. Ask what the current situation is like>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off>C. Something else?
>>41432515learn something new every day...
>>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off
>>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like"How bad?">B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off
>>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything off>C How long were we in there?Also what does Tien mean by "you're not the only one?" Because I never trusted that third eye of his.
Great Ape vs Great Namek when
>>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like>C. How long were we in there?
>>41432667He can tell Goku is an alien.
>>41432589Maybe the next time we meet Darkness we can play Cheese and Crackers together.
>>41432680From reading our mind.
>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like>B. Check things out with your Scouter and try to sense if there's anything offSo when does Maple get a laser sword?
>>41432687The names of our two disciples!
>>41432706Give that to our eventual melee/sword specialist Brobro
>>41432732You mean our son Crono, right?
>>41432706Laser swords aren't shit compared to what Trunks does with his sword.
>>41432753Laser swords probably aren't too hard to make in the grand scheme of things. No reason we can't another one.Also this>>41432761
>>41432613>A. Ask what the current situation is like>>41432706woah calm down there you fucking Weabo
>>41432832Hey Chuckles were you there for when Eail fucked with that guy?Shit was funny.
Man, we still need five more sages to seal away Piccolo. Where we gonna find them?
>>41433012Or you know. We could just kill him. I think we got this if we fight smart/pummel the shit out of him 4v1.
>>41433027OOC, but there goes any chance of bringing Acer back if we kill DKP
>>41433042Just let him spit out the egg and it's all good.
>>41433042OOC as well, but I think the egg is still coming out.
>>41432613"...how bad is it, and how long do we have? King Piccolo situation gotten any worse?" you say with a gulp. You check on your Scouter and try to sense things out. Power Level of... 9500, with a few in the 1500 to 2500 range. Seems to be one of... 100, nearby? Another of 1200 and one more of 1500."You've scared him." Korin mentions. "But things have gotten desperate, both for you and for him. King Piccolo..." The cat turns to you all and stops. You can tell that he doesn't want to say what's happened, but he has to. "...King Piccolo has wished for eternal youth, and... then destroyed Shenron."It feels like your heart drops out of your chest. You sink to your knees. No... no..."B-but there is a way to restore Shenron, and the Dragon Balls!" Korin says quickly, before you can fully process what he just said. You look up at him angrily. "Look, Maple, there are a couple things you need to do. First, defeat King Piccolo. Then, come back here and I can take you to the person who can restore the Dragon Balls.""...yeah." you breathe out. Your mind goes over that. It's sensible, can't restore them if there's still that bastard around. Goku looks at you with determination."The good news is, you all will have help." Korin says with a smile."Indeed you will." a familiar voice says. One you haven't heard in quite a while, but..."Trip!" Goku shouts gleefully and runs over to her as she approaches. Two other figures are there. Melee and Gola. They're all safe.>A. Long time no see, friends>B. Ask if they have a plan>C. Something else?
>>41433027There's probably a reason why he was sealed away in the first place.
>>41433099>>A. Long time no see, friends"It's really good to see you all safe.">B. Ask if they have a planSo...does that mean Roshi, Shen, Krillin, and Chao are all dead? Fuck...
>>41433128I thought that was because they couldn't defeat him conventionally like we can.
>>41433099>A. Long time no see, friends>B. Ask if they have a plan
>>41433099>9500Shit.>B. Ask if they have a plan
>>41433099>C. "HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, WHAT'S BECOME OF MY DAD!?"
>>41433099>A. Long time no see, friends>B. Ask if they have a planI wish we were meeting under better circumstances.
>>41433250She knows, but she is trying to keep her eye on the ball. Which is Piccolo's head.
>>41433099Wait, he's made a wish? What happened to Roshi and Shen?
>>41433274That first shock was just from her brother's death becoming permanent.
>>41433283Also, Krillin and Chiaotzu.
>>41433099>A. Long time no see, friends
>>41433099>C. What about Master Roshi and Shen?
You know, after news like this, I think it's about time we rested.
>>41433370>sleep>wake up>Piccolo's PL rises to 13000Rest would be nice, but we should take out KP before he gets even stronger.
>>41433099>"It... it's over... nine thous..."
>>41433417Our training will be for nothing if we're too exhausted to give him our all.
>>41433472We'll see how our physical state is doing after the next update.
>>41433472Take a salt tablet. Or a Senzu.Huh, wonder if Senzu extract tablets could become a thing?
>>41433495We've been running on beans this whole time, I'd be surprised if our eyes aren't twitching.
>>41433541Water might have done something.But seriously once this is over I can see Maple just passing out and sleeping for like 2 days.
>>41433099"H-hey... glad you're all safe. Good to meet again, just... wish it were under better circumstances." you tell them all."...yes." Melee replies, looking down. "Lots of stories we could tell, but not much time. Plus that bastard's existence is an insult to us demons. We can't let him continue any longer than he already has."You nod... but then it hits you. "...Master Korin, is... is... Master Roshi..." You grit your teeth. You can't feel him anymore. You... Krillin and Chiaotzu are still alive, you can tell that much. They're very far away from King Piccolo. Tien looks out at the sunset as well. He... he can tell. Shen...Korin sighs. "...Shen and Roshi tried to seal King Piccolo away, like he was before. They failed."...just one more reason that he needs to be taken down. You WILL take him down. "What's the plan?""Well, I have learned that the method that King Piccolo has been using to empower himself has two flaws. The first is that it isn't permanent, for while he may have access to the Ki demons use, he himself is no true demon. His power will fade over time, and he knows that. The second..." Trip gains a telling smile. "...is that there are certain people who have learned how to deal with the power of demons.""Just like King Shura..." Chi-chi comments.>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing>C. Talk with Tien for a moment>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi>E. Something else?
>>41433583>>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip"You have my word that we'll protect you.">B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing
>>41433583>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing>C. Talk with Tien for a moment>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi
>>41433583>E. Ask him what he means by sealing him away like he was before "Is that a technique we haven't heard about?"
>>41433583>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip>C. Talk with Tien for a moment>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chiTime for a motivational speech
>>41433583>>A. That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip>>B. Ask what Melee and Gola will be doing>C. Talk with Tien for a moment>D. Talk with Goku and Chi-chi"Lets end this and bring our friends and family back!"
>>41433658Lets get down to business! To defeat the green one!
>>41433583"That doesn't make sense. Hasn't he been stealing Ki from humans and not demons?"
Hey kato, do the masamune and muramasa exist here?
>>41433744The device must convert it to demonic ki. We should talk to Bulma about her research into the energy sucking thingie (we did give that to her right?) Also we need to get Chi-chi to get the goddamn Bansho Fan. We need every edge we can get against King Piccolo. Especially when he goes big, knocking his ass over with the fan would be awesome.
>>41433772>MasamuneI hope so. They'd make great allies.
>>41433780Sent it to baba. Figured she could figure out how he got it and would know how to dispose of it.Too squicky for Maple.
>>41433812Right then. Telepathically ask Baba about it then.
>>41433799Goku does need something to stab Piccolo in the face with while we're keeping him down with that lightning-ki technique Roshi used.
>>41433838His fist does a good job of blowing holes through people.
>>41433838Maple skewers him wi TN bro-bros anti demon sword and then hits him with a kaio-ken powered blitz?
>>41433838Goku really doesn't need a blade. He's got the power pole.
So. If we do teach Kaioken, I think only Goku, Tien and probably Chi-chi could be able to learn it right now but without sufficient time to teach them it'll probably have to wait until after we deal with King Piccolo. Also if we do kill him and he spits out his egg, we should try and catch it before it leaves and raise Piccolo Jr as our baaaaby.
>>41434088I'm looking forward to having an army of Kaio-ken users.>catch it before it leaves and raise Piccolo Jr as our baaaaby.I'm going to pass on that one.
>>41434088I think wed rather send the egg to baba or kami or trip. Try to purify it in some way. Seems more ic.
>>41434138Raised by Trip and the 2 demons?
>>41434123D'aw why not? It would save us on a deadly enemy later on, give us a great ally.>>41434138That works too. We don't hafta raise him (that was more of a joke than anything) but redeeming Jr. would be cool.
>>41434138THAT I can get behind, but thats if we see the egg leave and can catch it.Will probably be so exhausted after scoring the final blow that we might not even notice like Goku didn't in canon.
>>41433583"That means putting yourself in the line of fire, Trip." you tell her, Goku nodding."It also means that King Piccolo's borrowed strength will be meaningless." responds."How can you do that, anyway? I thought he's been stealing ki from humans, not demons.""The key is in those energy absorbers." Melee answers for her."They aren't meant to be outside the Demon Realm. King Yemma made that very clear. They corrupt and distort what they take in." Gola adds."Then we'll protect you no matter what, Trip." you and Goku tell her together, Chi-chi nodding."Let me do it." Tien asks. "You can focus on Piccolo that way. I'm strong enough to be able to stop any sort of tricks he might throw at her if you all can keep him busy.""I am honored, Tien Shinhan." Trip bows respectfully. "And I thank you all."You bow back. "Melee, Gola, will you be taking care of the energy absorbers, then?""Of course. And don't worry about his minions, we're more than capable of dealing with them." she smirks, twirling her kunai.(cont.)
>>41434172We do have more eyes on the battlefield though. But I doubt the fight is going to be easy so we may not even notice it. I'd rather spare that old couple that find Jr. a horrifying death.
>>41434246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BO7pnUomMYou nod and step away, then turn back to them all. Okay. "King Piccolo has taken friends, loved ones, and the lives of countless people. He's spat upon what's right in the world, made a mockery of demons, and most importantly, he's desperate. He's afraid of what we can do. What we WILL do." You thrust your fist up into the air. "We are going to stop King Piccolo, bring back everyone he so mercilessly killed, set right what he's corrupted, and most importantly, we are going to save this world!""YEAH!" Goku shouts, thrusting his fist up in the air as well.Chi-chi smiles. "Maple, I'm going to rush home and retrieve something from there. It might help us in the battle.""Smart thinking, Chi-chi." you walk over and bump fists with her. "We need every advantage we can get.""I'll see you all soon." she says with a wave, then flies off.Korin approaches you. "I know how hard this all might be for you, Maple. But... I'm proud of you. And I know Roshi is too.">A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)>B. Let's go!>C. Any other preparations?
>>41434268>C. Can you tell me more about that sealing technique that Roshi and Shen used?
>>41434268>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)"We won't fail you Master Korin">B. Let's go!>>41434292Man you really want to learn Mabufu huh? We don't have any rice cookers on us.
>>41434268"Master Korin, if we fail...you might be the very last line of defense the world has. You should consider drinking the water yourself."
>>41434268>A "Thank you Korin, you have shown us light when I've only could see darkness. I will not fail you and I will make sure Master Roshi and Master Shen's sacrifice are not in vain."
>>41434344>I've only could see darknessHey Darkness is a cool dude.Also wat?
>>41434327...I know, I just feel we should have knowledge of it. It is an important technique. We don't have to learn it but if we know about it, and have ways of utilizing it beyond using it against evil Namekians (hell if we encounter Slug it may come in handy). >>41434371Metaphorical darkness that held us in a state of despair. Darkness himself is a cool bro. We should get Brobro to come and meet him while we learn from him.
>>41434268>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)>>B. Let's go!
>>41434328Swole korin? Yes please.
>>41434328I bet Korin has already drank the water. He did put it in there in the first place and probably tested it on himself.
>>41434482None survived before us.
>>41434268>>A. Thank him (write-in encouraged)"Cat pun!">B. Let's go!
>>41434496Good point. I just thought it meant when it was place under the guardianship of the Darkness that no one survived.
>>41434268>C. POWER NAP
>>41434268>>41434574"GOKU, how fluffy is the Nimbus?"
>>41434655Like a cloud...Well. Not a cloud filled with water vapor and really really wet. Probably like a super-soft pillow.
>>41434655Would we have to confess before we'd be allowed to ride it?
>>41434785I figured the ultra divine holy water made us pure of heart.
>>41434268"You've done so much for us, Master Korin. We WON'T fail. I promise." you tell him, patting him on the head."Good luck.""Oh, um... about that technique that Sealing technique..." you bring up."The Mafuba would take too long for you all to learn, even if Roshi were still alive. Besides, King Piccolo would expect it, now." Korin explains."Understood. Everyone ready?! Then let's GO!" You, Goku, Tien, Melee, and Gola take to the skies, Trip calling the Nimbus to her and taking off on it.Goku looks to you for a moment, smiling. "You know Maple... in spite of everything, I'm getting a bit excited.""Excited?" you question."Yeah! I wanna stop him, but... him being so strong, I know it's gonna test everything that I've got." he says with an innocent grin."Hah, you're quite the little warrior, Son Goku. Fearless in spite of the odds." Tien comments with a smile. "Just don't let your desire to fight him cloud your judgement.""I won't." Goku responds with confidence.>A. Honestly... getting a bit excited too>B. Not excited, more... driven>C. I'm... tired>D. Something else?
>>41434878>D. Hot blooded passion for JUSTICE!
>>41434878>>B. Not excited, more... driven"I am looking forward to putting this Divine Water through its paces though, so maybe a little excited."
>>41434878>C. I'm tiredno shmup levels for sleepyheads
>>41434878>B. Not excited, more... driven
>>41434878>>B. Not excited, more... driven
>>41434878>D. Prepare to MAPLE SMASH on the way there
>>41434878>>D. Something else?"I think I feel a bit more driven at the moment, but yeah, I know what you mean."Also if we still have Capsules put some Demon resistant sheets in a few of them for some Clothes beam blinding grenades.
>>41434878>D Ask Melee if they had any success on tracking down Beelzabub
>>41434878You smile. "Personally, not so much as excited as... driven. But I know what you mean." you look at your hands, then tighten them into fists. "Honestly, while I can feel it... I want to see what this Ultra Divine Water has really unlocked for myself. Need to give Piccolo a good SMASH, for brobro's sake.""You will not fail, Maple, Goku. I will make sure of that." Trip adds."Say, Melee, Gola, any luck finding Prince Beelzebub?" you look back at the two demons."Hints. Wherever he is, he's not going to be easy to find, but we've made progress." Melee replies. "King Shura has been unable to do anything against us, still, so we are several steps ahead of him.""That's good, then. Might be able to help some time, after things settle down." You look ahead, seeing the capital city of the Earth, Central City. You spot a large castle ahead, the King's Castle. Piccolo is there."We'll locate the containers." Gola tells you. "You four do what you need. Good luck.""My friends, be safe." Trip tells them with a respectful nod."Well Maple... how should we do this?" Tien asks.>A. Charge in, time to SMASH!>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him>C. Something else?
>>41435422>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on himAt the least he might underestimate us
>>41435422>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
>>41435422>>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him"Goku, you are our hardest hitter so make them count. I'll do my best to give you opportunities.ChiChi, Jaco's information says that Piccolo will have regeneration capabilities but I bet it takes a bit of energy to do that so don't be shy with Power Slicer."
>>41435422>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him"Empty your minds on the way there, too. Piccolo can read minds."
>>41435422>A. Run in and SMASH
>>41435491>Goku, you are our hardest hitter so make them count.Aren't we the hardest hitter with Kaio-Ken?
>>41435491Chi-chi went to grab something at her home, you'll know when she gets here.
>>41435422>Let's go in one by one and try to kill him!
>>41435422>>B. Lower Power Levels and try to sneak up on him
>>41435533Yeah but thats temporary and we have more restraining techniques.Also I'm sure Goku will give us opportunities as well like he did in the fight against Tambourine to use MASSIVE DMG Ki attacks.
>>41435533We could definitely do the Thunder Shock Surprise with a kaioken, provided we know how to do the Thunder Shock Surprise.
>>41435456Where's the Meatery?
I dearly hope the dice rolls are with us. I'll be prayin' to Liam hard.Are Liam which are in PastureHallowed be thy nameThy Sheperd comeThy bleating done, As Earth as in PastureGive us this day our daily baaaaahAnd forgive us for a nat. onesFor we forgive them for their nat. onesAnd lead us not into sheepsakinBut deliver us from King PiccoloFor thine is the PastureThe power, the nat 20sFor ever and everAmen
>>41435906Liam needs no prayer, he eats gods, he don't want hypocrisy
>>41435906Oh. I see you're a Protestant.
>>41435422"Everyone, lower your Power Levels, er, ki, and we'll sneak up on him. Goku, you hit the hardest so make them count, I'll make whatever opportunities I can for you." you tell him. "Trip, I'll know when you've got him.""Understood." the two of them nod. You all slowly approach where you can sense King Piccolo, using as little ki as possible. You spot him in front of television cameras, giving a speech. King Furry is off to the side, looking at him furiously.https://youtu.be/5vegOvyYCec"...and to commemorate my rule, I am making today, May 9th, a very special occasion. It shall henceforth be known as Piccolo Day! A glorious celebration shall be held every year." He points to a box with his symbol on it, a pterodactyl-looking demon holding it up to him. "I shall draw lots, and celebrate my rule with glorious explosions in the area marked by the lot I've drawn, as you humans do. Mine will just be..." He grins maliciously. "...closer to the ground. Now, let's see who will be the lucky area this ye-" Piccolo stops. His power starts dropping... it's at 6000 now, and falling further.Now's your chance!>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!>B. This is for my brother!Pick one of those, and...>C. SMASH!>D. Restrain him>E. POWER SLICER!>F. Something else?
>>41435983Nah. Just picked the easiest prayer to convert.Religiously...I'm not really anything. Athiesm seems to hardcore but agnosticism seems too lacking. Course if I go about saying 'I'm spiritual' people will just call me a new age fag.
>>41436015>>B. This is for my brother!>D. Restrain himLighting Flash Surprise!"Hit him hard boys!"
>>41436015B,D with combination clothes beam full body straightjacket and telekinesis after
>>41436015>"A. Piccolo Day sounds like a celebration of wind instruments! Lame!" >D Restrain him! Go go go!
getchur Bruce Faulconer right here, faulkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQV36Uqt7zw
>>41436058>>41436015This, make him feel the shock.
>>41436015>>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!>>E. POWER SLICER!
>>41436015>C. MAPLE SMASH PUNY NAMEKIAN
>>41436015>A. Piccolo Day is canceled!>C. SMASH!
>>41436015>>B. This is for my brother!>D. Restrain him
>>41436015>A. CINCO DE NUH-UH!
>>41436119>be him>lower half of body cut off>regenerates>isn't wearing pantskek
>>41436153>"Ah! My undies!"
>>41436042Sorry that was me just being an ass. I was raised Catholic and outside of mass we never say the last three lines.
All right, folks! Roll me 1d20, DC 16.Also, since it was requested, another thing to listen to, if ya'll are inclined: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQpjVXrPdMc#_=_
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41436269PEACE. JUSTICE. THE PLANET PLANT WAY.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41436269THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41436269pls
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41436269
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41436015
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41436269
Rolled 9, 14, 19, 18, 11 = 71 (5d20)>>41436300>>41436312Nice, nice.Goku.
>>41436333Fuck yeah Goku.
>>41436269TONIGHT WE RIDE IN HELL
Does Piccolo get rolls?
>>41436396>Watch him get all 20's.
>>41436396If we start doing opposing rolls then everything is going to be glorified coin flips regardless of our choices.
>>41436015"PICCOLO DAY IS CANCELED!" you roar, charging in through the glass and clocking Piccolo right in his stupid, green face. He flies from his throne, crashing through the window on the other side. "And it's a dumb name anyway.""GRRHH... YOU!" he shouts in fury. "How did you-""CLOTHES BEAM!" You lock an enchanted straightjacket on him, then you hold him in place."W-WHY YOU!" King Piccolo's eyes start to glow... then he hears it."Haaa... MEEEE..." Goku's right above him, charging a Kamehameha. "HAAAAAA!" The blast strikes him hard, sending King Piccolo to the ground."N-no! Father!" the pterodactyl-looking thing shouts in fear, rushing to the hole you made as you knocked Piccolo out of the castle. He turns back, eyes full of hate as he sees you. "You will pay for that, girl!">A. Take him out, he might try something>B. Check on King Furry, reassure everyone>C. Ignore this, deal with King Piccolo>D. Something else?
>>41436645>>A. Take him out, he might try somethingKnock his ass out then move onto King Piccolo again.
>>41436645>A. Take him out, he might try something
>>41436645>A. Take him out, he might try somethingThen keep going after KP, we need to keep the initiative.
>>41436645>D. Put a muzzle and weighted clothing on him.
>>41436645>A. Take him out, he might try somethingAs quickly as possible, then focus on Piccolo.
>>41436645>C. Tale him outWe'll be more powerfulKato, can you tell us when to roll at the end of a post containing the story? I just googled how to roll and I can't wait.
>>41436725I meant >A. Take him outSorry about that
>>41436725>I just googled how to rollI...what? Its the first thread on tg that explains it.>end of a post containing the story?She has to calculate the DC based on our choices. Just look for the rolling post.
>>41436673>>41436645Also prep Spirit Bits.
Are we back?
>>41436645Before he can react, you dash forward and strike the monster in the gut. You strike SO HARD your fist comes out the other side. "Don't worry, mister King! We'll stop him!" You quickly move down and stand alongside Goku, a couple Spirit Bits ready. King Piccolo seems to be in shock... but then his shock turns back into rage."Three. Three of my children have fallen at your hands, girl. I made a promise that your death will be quick and painless..." He then looks at Goku, breaking free of his restraints. "...but those of your friends will be slow and horrific!""We're not gonna let you do whatever you want, King Piccolo!" Goku tells him. "We'll stop you and bring back everyone you killed!""This is for my brother... for Master Roshi... and even for Tao and Shen! We will stop you, Piccolo!""I don't know what trick you're pulling to weaken me, but I still have more strength left!" King Piccolo roars, charging. His Power Level's up again, 7100, but you can sense it start to drop once more.>A. Go on the defensive>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!>C. KAIO-KEN!>D. Something else?
>>41436925>>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!Close range Phantom Shotgun, use the Spirit Bits to cover you and buy some time.Go for the eyes Boo!
>>41436925>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!Double the Dragon, Double the Fun
>>41436925>A. Go on the defensivePlay keep away and try to get him to follow us out of the city.
>>41436925>>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!Kaio-ken is currently a trump, burns her out.
The thing is, I had forgotten to put the number on when I clicked the archive button, and I only had a few seconds to do something, and I didn't want to look like an idiot.
>>41436925>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!
>>41437028Christ dude just let Kato do it.
>>41436969>Go for the eyes Boo!Hahaha, like ghosts
>>41436925>B. Attack alongside Goku, teamwork!Shout out "Seal him now, Korin! I knew he wouldn't expect this!" To try to catch him off guard with a lie.
Rolled 15, 6, 9, 3, 13 = 46 (5d20)1d20, best of 5, DC 15.Goku's rolls...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41437130
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41437130JUUUUUSTIIIIICE
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41437130THIS IS EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41437130NATURAL TWENTY
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41437130pls
>>41437087Eh. I think that would just confuse our allies more.We need to confuse him when he's weakened.
>>41436925>C. KAIO-KEN!And>B. Attack alongside Goku, as a future couple
>>41437211>as a future coupleof KNUCKLEHEADS and BOZOS
>>41437211Hey I like Goku too but stop trying to start stuff.
>>41437130BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DICE
>>41437211Piccolo isn't even in his final form.
>>41437287100% pissed off form?
>>41437236Man. Poor Goku getting friend zoned hard. I know that feel...
Would the kanji for "HALF" be good for our school?
>>41437312Getting ahead of yourself, focus on killing Piccolo not events that may or may not take place.
>>41437312is this a dead brobro joke?
>>41437211Not the time.
>>41437312Hey, that looks like our sword!
>>41437412No it doesn't, idiot.
>>41437412Wait , we have a keyblade?Well it can open doors between worlds right?so it's at least part key
>>41436925https://youtu.be/WmhL7xcAa24You and Goku nod at each other, then charge at him. "Your tyranny ends here, King Piccolo!" You and Goku both dodge out of the way of his attack, then combo him with a Ki Jan Ken together, sending him backwards. He gets up quickly, dodging a kick from Goku, but being right in the path for a barrage of blasts by your Spirit Bits, then punching him hard in the gut. "PHANTOM SHOTGUN!"King Piccolo flies back from your burst of ki, Goku flying up and clocking him in the jar with his elbow. He then strikes King Piccolo in the head with his tail, sending him crashing to the ground. The supposed "Demon King" is absolutely livid. "H-how... how do you two brats have so much power?!"Then, he seems to figure it out. He smiles at the both of you as his ki stops dropping.>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay>B. Don't let up! Attack more!>C. Go on the defensive, you've got to pace yourself>D. KAIO-KEN!>E. Something else?
>>41437312This one looks like a rabbit thumping its foot!
>>41437469Yeah but only demons with royal title can use it.So if we find Beelzabub he could use it. Tho I doubt we're just going to hand it over. Unless Melee gives us a good reason too.
>>41437515>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay>we _fight_for_our_friends.ike
>>41437515>C. Go on the defensive, you've got to pace yourself
>>41437515>D. KAIO-KEN!>>41437529What does this have to do with anything.
What are Spirit Bits, and why are they called such?
>>41437515>>D. KAIO-KEN!"I'm going red Goku, use any openings I give you!"We have 5 senzus on us and Goku also has 5.
>>41437515>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay>B. Don't let up! Attack more!
>>41437601Gundam funnels but made of Ki. We can only summon 2 right now with 3 shots each.
>>41437515>B. Don't let up! Attack more!Don't use kaio ken unless you absolutely have to , don't want junior learning it
>>41437588We could be founding the Rabbit school, or a school named after the dragon, tiger, monkey, horse, chicken, hawk, swallow, snake, owl, eagle or bear.
>>41437643I really don't think Jr. is going to learn it just because we punched his father in the face with it.
>>41437630Can't we call it something cooler than bits?
>>41437515Guys, let's wait to use kaioken when we got him on the ropes.>e.Will o wispFor brobro!
>>41437515>D. KAIO-KEN!Time to use our trump card
>>41437515>A. Try to contact Trip, see if she's okay
Rolled 9, 7, 16, 18, 1 = 51 (5d20)1d20, DC 10.
>>41437677you know disregard that reason it is too meta, now that i think about it.>>41437652why not something that goes alog with our style of engagement, like bull or sth.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41437732
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41437732
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41437732
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41437732muhn
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41437732GOGOGO
>>41437736Mantis Shrimp school!
>>41437781BULLET SHRIMP SCHOOL
>>41437736Are you kidding? We're lucky as fuck, and Rabbits are the embodiment of fuck
>>41437812Plus, Rabbits are from space, the moon to be more precise, churning out white, creamy elixir to feed their goddess-queen with.
>>41437683Bits is also a reference. The funnels are often called bits in other mech shows, but most notably in the mech-mashup tactic RPG super robot wars.
>>41437812i think that is a bad principle to build a martial art on>>41437781this on the other hand...
>>41437840A woman who drinks that elixir becomes immortal in a fashion
>>41437840>>41437884Cheeps taste like shit
>>41437846aren't bits the stuff you decorate your ork army with?
Doing Christmas/Easter for the whole planet could be a good training exercise.
>>41437921Whatever same thing>>41437951More like a great waste of time
>>41437951Maple will become the Easter Bunny
>>41437951How about not being a massive faggot?
>>41437965Bringing smiles to the faces of children is a waste of time?
>>41438005It isn't training at all dumbfuck, So yes it is
>>41437951no as good training requirese at least weekly repetition
>>41438028It's magic and speed training, in manufacturing the goods and delivering them respectively.
>>41438037It's Christmas Eve for a little over a day if you do it by timezones.
>>41438069actually it would be better suited as a test or examn than training
>>41438069Magic and speed training my ass, We could do normal training and get better gains than doing that bullcrap
>>41438114It's not quite as rewarding as the bragging rights you get for helping out Santa.Oh, Telepathy training as well in determining who's been naughty or nice.
>>41438176You seem really adamant on wasting peoples time aren't you?
>>41438176Just fuck off already, It isn't going to happen faggot
>>41438176>>41438196i guys trying to get you two to shut up whould also be a waste of time?
>>41438205Dude chill out. Its just a silly idea he's throwing around and the more you respond the more he wants to mess with you. Just ignore it.
>>41437515Thinking quick, you telepathically contact Trip. 'Are you okay? His ki is rising again!''Tien is trying to hold off the rest of Piccolo's minions. Melee and Gola have destroyed the containers. I am trying to balance things as best I can.''So that's your little scheme!' Piccolo's voice growls in your head. 'I will have them all slaughtered!'You turn to your opponent. "...Goku, I'm going red. Use any openings I make.""Got it, Maple!" the monkey boy says excitedly.Tranquil... surge... "KAIO-KEN!""Kaio-wha-?" He stops, his eyes go wide. You start to pummel King Piccolo hard, Goku joining in. On his own right now he might have been able to handle one of you, but together, he simply can't keep up. The two of you place your hands together and charge a Kamehameha. Your blast seems to consume him.When the smoke clears, you notice Piccolo still standing... but minus an arm. "H-how... how DARE you!" He roars... then REGROWS his arm. That still looks like it hurt. "I WILL STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU BOTH!" Both his arms stretch out and try to grab you and your friend. He misses you, but gets Goku by the neck. "Hahaha! There we go!" He puts the pressure on him, Goku crying out."Let him go!" you shout, your Kaio-ken fading."Hah, and lose my advantage here?" King Piccolo punches the struggling Goku in the gut, grip tightening. "If you don't want to see your friend lose his head, you will stand still, girl!"You grit your teeth... but sense someone approaching. It's Chi-chi. She's almost here...>A. Try to play along, stall for time>B. Down a Senzu and try to save Goku>C. Attack Piccolo! Goku will be fine!>D. Something else?
>>41438256>>A. Try to play along, stall for timeCatch our breath and make him think he has the upper hand.
>>41438256>B. Down a Senzu and try to save Goku
>>41438256>A. Try to play along, stall for timeHe's probably going to start chucking rocks. We can take it, we have senzus on standby.
>>41438256>A. Try to play along, stall for timeOoh, this would really be a good time to cover our thoughts!
>>41438256>A. Try to play along, stall for timebe upset , exchange banter, call him a coward for hidind behind your fried ... etc
>>41438256>A. Try to play along, stall for time"You're no Demon King, Piccolo. You're just an alien with a chip on his shoulder that decided to play tyrant on a backwater planet."
>>41438256>D. Afterimage and grab Goku from him. If we can do that with afterimage.
So, is Piccolo giant right now?
>>41438256>>A. Try to play along, stall for timeFigured should have played for more time first.
>>41438361This planet ain't so backwater. In fact, I think the fact it has water at all is a big plus!
>>41438370I don't think so. I guess you could say he is 'kosher' in his current form.
>>41438256>>41438256Can we cut his arm off with power cutter? We did learn that right?
>>41438429There's a chance we might hit Goku with it.
>>41438256"We both know that you won't be coming out on the top of this. Even if you miraculously take all of us out, despite how heavily we outclass you and your children, we're not the toughest ones around here. There are techniques that could kill you in an instant even if used by someone significantly weaker. Then there's the people who don't even come from earth - you think you're strong? On the galactic scale, we barely even register as anything."
>>41438429He would see it coming since we have his direct attention and might kill Goku.Also >>41438472thisChi-Chi's got this no worries. Just got to keep him talking. Villains love that.
>>41438256>"If you don't want to see your friend lose his head, you will stand still, girl!">stand stillUh guys? Remember what happened in canon when Piccolo held a hostage against Goku?There goes our limbs
>>41438256Show off Shula' sword. "I've defeated one demon king. Your just a poser!"
>>41438558All is lost, if only we had some magic beans!
>>41438558We were going to take a senzu anyways.>>41438572Don't do that, he might get ideas for an ally if he gets it away from us.
>>41438572That's a good way to get your sword stolen.
What about hitting him in the back with something large, heavy, and chucked at him telekinetically?
>>41439151Its an option, but I think ChiChi has got this.
>>41438256You catch your breath. "You coward! Using a hostage like that!""Hahaha! It's a legitimate tactic, is it not? I'm playing to WIN, girl!" He holds the struggling Goku to his side. He's back at full strength. You hold still. Just gotta stall for time. Piccolo picks up a rock telekinetically, holds it by his palm, and... blows it at you.The rock hits your arm, shattering on it while also breaking it at the joint. The pain it excruciating... but you stand. "You're no Demon King, Piccolo. You're just an alien with a chip on his shoulder that decided to play tyrant on a backwater planet. I've met a REAL Demon King, and guess what? We stopped him too."Piccolo lets out a guttural roar. "YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME, GIRL!" He blows another rock, breaking your leg."MAPLE!" Goku looks back at you. His... his ki is rising. King Piccolo doesn't seem to notice.You smirk. "We both know that you won't be coming out on the top of this. Even if you miraculously take all of us out, despite how heavily we outclass you and your children, we're not the toughest ones around here. There are techniques that could kill you in an instant even if used by someone significantly weaker.""THE MAFUBA WILL NOT WORK ON ME ANY LONGER! I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH AS PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE!" He blows another rock, taking out your other leg.You fall to the ground. Chi-chi is almost here. "Then there's the people who don't even come from earth - you think you're strong? On the galactic scale, w-we barely even register as anything.""YOU WILL D-" King Piccolo's speech is cut short. Someone has punched him in the face again. It isn't Chi-chi. King Piccolo drops Goku."E-Eighter!" Goku shouts happily, catching his breath."No time! Help her!" the Android tells him. Goku rushes over to you, giving you a Senzu.You let out a sigh of relief as you feel your body heal. "Th-thanks...""No prob, Maple!" Goku smiles. "Thanks.""Any time."(cont.)
>>41439213King Piccolo growls furiously. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES!" You, Goku, and Eighter all look on in shock as Piccolo suddenly seems to grow several times in height. His strength nearly doubles. He smirks, crossing his arms. "Well well well, and to think I was ever worried about some ants hoping to fight a dinosaur. In fact, I think I should step on you all like the ants you are!""Tch..." you and Goku look up. You contact Trip, and she tells you she needs a bit more time."You won't get any more time! Now DIE!" King Piccolo raises his foot to try and step on you."BANSHO FAN!" a girl's voice roars. Three gusts of hurricane-force winds slam into Piccolo, toppling the giant. Chi-chi floats in the air, wielding the odd fan she acquired after saving Princess Misa."Sorry I'm late, Maple!" Chi-chi says with a smile, flying down to you, Goku, and Eighter. "But it looks like it was worth it."King Piccolo tries to stand again. "You... you BRATS! How?! HOW DO YOU KEEP MANAGING TO MAKE A FOOL OF ME?!""It's not that hard, you do a good job on your own." Goku taunts.>A. Everyone, go for the joints!>B. Everyone, scatter! Keep your distance!>C. KAIO-KEN!>D. Something else?
>>41439213Good thing he doesn't know about Spike.
>>41439236>A. Everyone, go for the joints!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqXLEafvF8
>>41439236His nerves have likely grown, use the shocking surprise technique now!
>>41439236>A. Everyone, go for the joints!>C. KAIO-KEN!
>>41439236>>A. Everyone, go for the joints!Hey look at that. A big target.Have Spirit Bits go for the eyes while...Poltergeist Blitz!
>>41439236Goku trip him up with the power pole. Then hit him with a kamehameha wave with me! Powered by a kaioken
>>41439236>A. Everyone, go for the joints!>C. KAIO-KEN!He's a big target, right? If he's busy with everyone else, Maple could try for a Revenant Spark. Or would that be a bit too hazardous given that everyone's going to be in close range?
>>41439354>Revenant SparkWe'll call our next big lightning move that but right now our toughest is Poltergeist Blitz.
>>41439236>A. Everyone, go for the joints!Plus use shocking surprise!
>>41439393Ectoplasmer!Shade Blader!Ghost Toaster!
>>41439448That sounds more like BroBro's moves, being fire and all.Banshee's Storm
>>41439479Toasters can electrocute people.
Rolled 19, 19, 1, 12, 4 = 55 (5d20)1d20, DC 17. Come on, folks!Goku...
You know, when we face Raditz, we should clothes beam ourselves a party hat, get behind him, and yell, "SURPRISE!!!" and then give him the lightning flash surprise. Yeah...
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41439511Come on..
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41439511Goku backin us up like a real G
Rolled 9, 1, 20, 20, 17 = 67 (5d20)>>41439511...and Chi-chi.
Okay, what about power slicer through his kneecaps? Or a Blitz through them?
>>41439511Yeesh. That nat. 1 gonna hurt ain't it?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41439511
>>41439534Do the two 20s cancel out her 1?
>>41439534Well. Go Chi Chi.
>>41439534Is Chi Chi on fucking steroids...?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41439511
Looks like everyone passed but with a 1 tacked on.Also fuck yeah ChiChi
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41439511Damn, pray for a 20 to undue that
I wonder how the people in King Piccolo Quest are reacting to this turn of events?
>>41439565She has the strength and temper of an ox!
>>41439511>>41439534>Goku rolls two 19s>Chi-chi rolls two 20sHahaha holy fuck. King Piccolo will feel this.The 1s might be a problem, but... goddamn, folks.Writing.
...Guys a 1 isn't a critfail if we pass, It isn't even a fail, How many times do we have to fucking tell you?
>>41439603>Why is this Mary Sue kicking our as?!
>>41439616We know...we were just commenting on>>41439613>The 1s might be a problem, but... goddamn, folks.That factor.
>>41439616It still hurts in that case.
>>41439616Yes. While you're going to hurt a bit, this is going to hurt King Piccolo FAR more than it hurts you.
>>41439616He's gonna stomp our shit
>>41439686Everyone is getting hit, especially him.>>41439670Just replace robots with demons.
>>41439603SOM is undoubtedly the QM of that.
>>41439686>Still got his ankle.
>>41439742Wonder if Yajirobe's going to try cooking it while we're not looking?
There going to be another thread Kato?
Rolled 12, 19, 18, 5, 11 = 65 (5d20)>>41439836We'll see. Also, actually, before I finish writing...
>>41439804>Yajirobe ZANDATSUs the whole Demon King
>>41439804If Yajirobe was a majin, he' d be the most powerful person in the universe thanks to his appetite.
>>41439862Tien? Eighter? Yajirobe?
>>41439867Yajirobe is shit
>>41439889It's Kato's QMC she wants to introduce with an impressive victory under their belt
>>41440120Crono! Woooh! Son from another universe!
>>41440195Silly fool, Crono got wiped out by Lavos 12,000 years ago.
How well do you think wed currently fare in chrono trigger
Kato said he was a good boss, but doesn't Pilaf torture his suborderings all the time?
>>41440227Nuhuh. They're in the developers room for beating him waaay early.
Is this still going? or are we doing a new thread?
Kato is kill commence shitpostingSOMNIUS did nothing wrong
>>41440517That's not even good shitposting, Everyone KNOWS he did everything wrong, Atleast try and make something plausible
>>41440517Hasn't even been an hour yet mang.
lets discuss really dumb shit, like how we're going to marry best monkey
>>41440567>>41439236It's been an hour
>>41440597Then she had to count the rolls>>41439652Then she had to add another roll onto everything else shes been writing.>>41439862
>>41440595The fucking earring is what truly is the icing on the cake of this shitpost.Good job, friend.
>>41440517Don't be a faggot Anon.>>41440597Doesn't give people a free pass to shit post.Looks like its going to be another double thread today.
>>41440628Ah, must have missed those
>>41440595Raditz is a fuckin' coward who tried to trick his brother with "family" and even tried to kill his nephew.
She's probably just eating dinner guys. Speaking of which, brb
>>41440648I may be becoming a jaded cunt but the quality of this board sure has been diminishing recently.
>>41440670Yeah thats true, shes west coast. I need to grab something too.
>>41440670Helping make it, yes.>>41439236"Guys, the joints! Goku, try to trip him with your Power Pole!" You build up your ki. "KAIO-KEN!""STOP USING THAT!" the pretender of a Demon King screams at you. While he's currently far stronger, it's blatantly clear he's also far slower. He can't keep up with the four of you. You and Chi-chi use a pair of Power Slicers at his knees, tearing into them, Goku using his Power Pole to topple King Piccolo. Eighter lands a kick right in his face, then flies off before the giant Namekian can grab him. You and Chi-chi then go for his arms, you using your Spirit Bits blind King Piccolo. You fly up, King Piccolo trying to follow. Chi-chi disorients him with another few gusts of her Bansho Fan."THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER! FOR MASTER ROSHI! FOR TAO, SHEN, AND EVERY OTHER PERSON YOU'VE KILLED!" You build up all your energy. Electricity fills the air. "POLTERGEIST BLITZ!"Like a vengeful sky goddess, you blast the giant alien with lightning from above, pouring all your energy into it. King Piccolo shrieks in pain, a tremendous explosion resulting from the blast. The light is almost blinding... but you see King Piccolo fall to the ground, his ki dropping. Chi-chi flies up to you. "D-did we do it?"As if in response, King Piccolo's arms spring up from the ground and grab both you and her by necks. The green hands begin to tighten. "You... will not... have... the last l-laugh..."What the hell does it take to kill this guy? You try to break free, but the Kaio-ken passes. "MAPLE! CHI-CHI!" Goku shouts in a panic. Goku's... ki is still rising."One wrong step and they both die, here and now!" King Piccolo shouts at him, flying up. He's very clearly exhausted. "You... you all will pay for this humiliation!"(cont.)
>>41440667nah, hes best monkeyim just dumping these so chuckles will steal them
>>41440733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQnyIOQqvQ"NOT THIS TIME!" a new voice echoes through the sky. King Piccolo looks up. "Take this! TRI-BEAM... HAAAAA!"Tien's attack blasts into Piccolo, forcing him to release his grip on you and Chi-chi. A rectangle-shaped hole is left on the ground behind him. Another voice echoes through the area. "Samma Vayama!"You feel Goku's ki jump, well above what it normally is. "KAAA... MEEEE... HAAAAAA... MEEEEEEE... HAAAAAA!"Tien's as well. "TRI-BEAM... HAAAAAA!"Tien's attack pins Piccolo down as Goku's punches through the Namekian's chest. He looks around at you all. He's dying, and he knows it. He turns away. His Power Level drops down to... 500. "You... haven't... seen... the last of me..."King Piccolo explodes.It's... it's over. It's finally over."Haha... ha ha ha ha haha..." You thrust your fist into the air. "WE DID IT!"You promptly drop like a rock, Goku catching you. Tien, Trip, Chi-chi, Eighter, Melee, and Gola all set down as well.Footsteps approach. "I saw the whole thing." You all turn to look at who's coming. King Furry? "You saved me, and most importantly you've saved the people of the Earth. We are forever in your debt.">A. Maple sleep now>B. Try to stand and thank him>C. Something else?
>>41440774>>B. Try to stand and thank him>>41440794He got off, cept that no one saw it.
>>41440733>While he's currently far stronger, it's blatantly clear he's also far slower. He can't keep up with the four of you.
>>41440774>>B. Try to standFail>Thank him anywayThen>A. Maple sleep now
>>41440774>C pop a senzu beanWhat did he mean by that? Did one of his off spring get away? Investigate where he turned his body.
>>41440774>A. Maple sleep now
>>41440819>>41440774This, god she is going to be out for at least a day.
>>41440774Try to use a sensu bean while you can. We have to get the dragonballs back online.
>>41440774>B. Try to stand and thank himDoes King Furry know that Maple is an alien?But in either case, it's the least she could do for everyone and her adopted home.
>>41440812Or like a sea turtle, he buried the egg in the dirt after he got tri-beamed.
>>41440774>C. "Oh no, sir, we do things our own way."> Run off into the sunset.
>>41440774Eat a sensu bean.
>>41440819>>41440774This>>41440826Come on guy...
>>41440774>Pop a Senzu
>>41440888Either way. Goku was likely blinded, and almost everyone else was dead tired.He probably exploded due to the Demon Ki.
>>41440774>B. Try to stand and thank him> "You should see about funding a space program!"
>>41440922What? It was put in there as an obvious hint on Jr. I would be a fool not to jump on it.
>>41440994It's a bit of a stretch to immediately start a search just cause he loooked away. Just let Jr. go.
>>41441065Its gonna come back to haunt us and I'll get to tell you all I told ya so. We could've avoided all of it.
>>41441122Okay but the death of everyone Jr comes across is on your hands! Starting with that elderly couple!
Was the Legendary Super Saiyan Ayla?>>41440774>A. Maple sleep now
>>41440774>>B. Try to stand and thank him
>>41441213The elderly couple had each other, and long lives.
>>41440774>Eat a Senzu
Really there is no guarantee we would find Jr anyway, we just Kaio Kenned twice, and that was likely still a very trying fight, Senzu or no. Besides, we have run on those fuckers too much this fight.
>>41441330By Dragon Quest Logic, this means we should go out and fight more dinosaurs.
>>41441330Have anyone not injured search just in case.Meanwhile think Tien is still willing to teach us some mental discipline?
>>41441386Just let it go, it will make a for a fun tourney later on.
>>41441411Nah man we can't make him our apprentice then!
>>41441330>this fight.More like all day. Girl must be exhausted.>>41441449Fine with me.
>>41441449Or... CAN you?New thread soon. Dinner, sorry.
>>41441469will he want to learn to skateboard when he's older?
>>41441469Can we teach him to DRIVE AND DODGE BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY DODGE BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY!
>>41441509Will WE want to skateboard when we're older?
>>41441541Nah skateboarding is stupid, Driving a motorcycle on the otherhand.....
>>41441541Maybe? We are 12 I think.
>>41441574How's bout we not be the asshole who skateboards?
>>41441588I bet you're the no fun allowed asshole who didn't want to be Santa's little helper either
>>41441588Second>>41441615You sound bitter.
>>41441615Hey, as the suggester of that legit training regimen, I think there are other, more useful things we could teach Piccolo, like how to govern like a true ruler, or more magic.
>>41441615Oh piss off with that shit already mister salty
Lets stop arguing over stupid shit alright? For Kato's sake.
>>41441713Then they shouldn't come up with stupid shit now should they?
>>41441746And you just ignore it instead of being so goddamn hostile that they want to start to fuck with you.>>41441776Exactly.
>>41441746Stupid shit is what Dragon Ball's all about, son!
>>41441776Will you drop it if i post hot 18?
>>41441805Post hot 17, I'm into dudes.
>>41441825Post hot sixteenWait, thats impossible
>>41441805She doesn't exist in this universe!If you post hot Lazuli then your creepy.
>>41441854Cuz he's always hot!
>>41441864>your creepyWhat about my creepy?
>>41441805Post hot 19. I'm into clowns. Honk honk!
>>41441917You are.Happy grammar Nazi? Its hard to type on my phone.
>>41441509>>41441541Maybe.>>41441534Mmmmmmaybe...New thread: >>41441940
>>41441947>What about my creepy?>you areYou seem to be confused anon.
>>41441805Post hot 20 and 14