>>41396768

"Aw, what you two on a date or something" He laughs as he looks at Moriarty who just glares back at him "Oh he looks like he could be your daddy, how scandalous'

"Maybe they're supers" The fat one says angrily"Would explain why they took the trouble to come down to this shit hole"

"Do you think their after Rev?" The girl says with a voice equal parts fear and murderous intent

"Cemi, calm down" Rev says sternly "No one knows what I've done, and if these two did, we'd all ready be beating the shit out of eachother, no, I think they're looking for a place to lie low, why else would they be carrying all those bags"

"Maybe they have a summer home down here or something" The lanky one says "Oh are those contacts, you a cosplayer or something"

"Well if she is, the con is in the other direction" Rev says "but judging from how she looks like she's about to pass out, have a heart attack, or both, I'd say no, so calm cutie, what you doing in our neck of the woods, with all that I assume to be loot?"

What do I say?
[] None of your business
[]umm, Family troubles
[] Robbed a bank, heard this place had power
[]Going on a walk, I just told you
[] Wait, what did you do that's got her all scared of someone looking for you?
[] Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.
[] Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.
[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
[] Do you know who I am? I'm Emily Smiles, if you lay a finger on me my mother will.
[] I'M MODIFIER, AND I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR...prestigious? TROUPE OF SCUM BAGS
[] Actually she's right, I did come here to bring you to justice, Names Modifier.
[]....
[] write in

>>41396768
Also I archived early to avoid misarchiving

>>41396779
>[] Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.

>>41396779
>[] Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.
>[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
>[] Wait, what did you do that's got her all scared of someone looking for you?

>>41396779
>[]Going on a walk, I just told you

>>41396779
>"Actually, we're looking for a place out of the country. Long story short, rich parents are absolute fucking assholes to everyone including their kids, so I robbed my mom's private bank. Wanna skip the country with us? Could use some backup."

>>41396779
>[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
>[] Do you know who I am? I'm Emily Smiles, if you lay a finger on me my mother will.

>>41396779
>Did a thing don't bother us.

>>41396796
Probably wise.

>>41396796
>>41396986
At least LL fixed it.

>>41396779
>[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
>[] Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.
>[] Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.

>>41396779
>[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
>I'm actually recruiting and you look like some fine minions if i do say so!

>>41396779
>>41397086
Whoops, meant to be
>[] Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.
at the end

>>41396779
>[] It's rude not to give your names to someone you just met, you know
>[]umm, Family troubles

"Oh you know, wanted to go on a picnic with my friend here" I say smirking slightly despite myself as I turn back to face the Rev fellow "And this placed just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find, so we thought we drop by for a little while and enjoy the sunset".

Rev chuckles, and clambers down off from the train car, brushing dust off of his coat as he does so.

"Oh well, it's much lovelier in the spring" He says wistfully, before he shrugs "At least I think so"

"Oh I can imagine" Moriarty sighs looking around.

"It's much worse in the summer" the fat one groans

"That's only because you're fat, we've been over this" Rev says flatly

"Hey, the ladies love me, and who am I too ration myself out, hmm" The fat one chuckles

"I don't want any of you" I say before I realize I'm thinking outloud.

All four of them turn towards me, and the three men start to laugh, followed by the girl, forcing a half hearted one.

"Ahaha, man, that...that was cold" Rev says sneeing.

"Sorry" I say lazily as I take a step towards the red head, who I think is the leader of this little gang "Also, you know it's rude to not at least introduce yourselves, I mean we just met and all"

"And why'd we tell you are real names, we just met" Rev says laughing "secret identities and all that, but if you need something to call me, Revenant, used to go by reverand but then...yeah"

"Monkey" The lanky fellow says stretching

"Tubs" The fat one says coolly "used to go by lard ass, but I grew I spine"

"Chemical" The girl says cheerfully "don't call me cemi, only he's allowed to do that"

"So!" Reverant shouts clapping his hands together "We've introduced ourselves like a bunch of kids playing pretend, what's your names pops?"

"I don't have one" Moriarty says "Don't have any powers"

"Really, well fuck me blind" Rev laughs before he walks closer to me, before Moriarty gets in his way "So what do you call yourself little thing?"
cont

>>41396779
>[] Oh you know, wanted to have a picnic with my friend here and this place just looked like the most wonderful spot we could possibly find.
>[] Can you please not stand so close to me, you smell terrible.

>>41397179
"Um, Modifier I think" I say shrugging "But I'm probably going to change it to something less...clunky later on"

"Right on right on" Monkey says "No need to tie yourself down to one name"

"Better than mine at least" Tubs says

No one says anything for the next few seconds, just standing there awkwardly as the tension that was previously had us in a choke hold subsides slightly.

"Sooooo" Revenant says scratching the back of his head awkwardly "now that we're introduced, we should do something besides freezing our balls off out here, we have beer if you two want to stick around for a couple of hours"

Moriarty turns back to me, asking me what we should do with his eyes.

What do I say?
[] I could really go for one
[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
[] So we aren't going to fight like in the comics?
[]So why was she worried about you earlier? come we need to build some trust if you expect us to stick around
[]thanks but no thanks
[]why the change in name?
[] write in

>>41397310
>[] I could really go for one
>[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
>[]why the change in name?

>>41397310
>[] I could really go for one
>[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
>[]why the change in name?

>>41397310
>[] I could really go for one
>[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.

>>41397310
>[]So why was she worried about you earlier? come we need to build some trust if you expect us to stick around

>>41397310
>[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.

>>41397310
>[] Actually could we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now.
>[]So why was she worried about you earlier?

>>41396997
Kinda uncommon. I am somewhat disappointed that the bad decisions tag got removed as its factually accurate but then again its worth it just to spite the misarchievefag.

If we make reality our bitch, couldn't we amp the fuck out of ourselves by willing more completely pure ultra into our body? Hell, we could probably give mory some powers like that.

>>41397557
We'd need to know how to make it first. Which we don't know yet.

>>41397557
No no no. Making someone a god is a terrible thing to do, didn't you read the last thread?

>>41397576
Listen to this anon.

>>41397576
I thought he meant making us more godlike, not giving ultra away to someone else.

>>41397565
Huh, we need to know the specifics of stuff we make?

>>41397576
Gods can't die from a well placed sniper bullet.

>>41397611
he did anon is just being salty. CaCl(2) variety.

>>41397612
Yeah, hence why we can't make money yet. Need a mind's eye to make it.

"To be honest I could really go for one" I say a bit relieved that this went as well as it did.

Revenant smiles and nods, and the other three start walking towards the train station. Moriarty shrugs and we walk a bit faster to catch up with them.

"Actually" I say as we get up the front of the stations doors, two trains being used as makeshift walls on the tracks "Do you mind if we stay the night, we're kind of a hot product right now"

"She isn't lying" Moriarty says with a grunt as he lifts the duffel bags up a bit "Got at least a runner on our tails"

"Ooh a runner" Rev says as he opens up the faded blue metal door with a creak not to unlike someone dragging their nails across a chalk board "How scaaary, but yeah, feel free to hang around the night, we have more than enough room for fellow vagabonds and criminals"

"Actually we're not....wow" I say as I manage to climb up the stairs after Moriarty, and see their hideout I guess.

Various Christmas lights hang from the rafters, which have been converted to a second floor by what looks to be scrap metal. theirs a large tarp covering the gap between the two trains, under which what looks like a fire pit lays. In front of me are three large couches, two fridges, a coffee table, and what looks like a flatscreen tv looking very out of place in a circle. In the offices I can see what look like posters, maybe some of them sleep there? And then in the far end of this half of it, I see what looks like a little memorial.

What do I do?
[] get beer, drink
[] search a specific area
[] Ask someone about something here
[] find a place to fall asleep
[] do you guys have cable?
[] Wait is that a Megabox?
[]Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting
[] so what do you guys do?
[] write in

>>41397600
>>41397611
I was being sarcastic about all the mommy issues fags in the last thread going "How dare she set us up with superpowers, high end gear and a job. Our mom should just let us suck money off her as a parasitic neet.

>>41397639
>[] find a place to fall asleep

>>41397639
>[] get beer, drink
>[] Wait is that a Megabox?
>[]Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting
>[] so what do you guys do?

>>41397639
>[] so what do you guys do?

>>41397639
>[] get beer, drink
>[]Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting
>[] so what do you guys do?

>>41397648
Can we not start this again? Please?

>>41397612
Well power upgrades for it are basically just learning how to use it

So say you're in a fight with Iron man expy #69, and you turn his armor into to say tin
you'd be able to unlock the alchemist upgrade next time you "power up "a bit

>>41397639
We should offer to spruce it up a bit more, turn that scrap metal into something sturdier and more seamless, etc.

>>41397639
>[] get beer, drink
>[] Wait is that a Megabox?
>[] so what do you guys do?

>>41397639
>[] do you guys have cable?
>[] Wait is that a Megabox?
>[]Wow this is a lot nicer than I was expecting

>>41397685
It will stop when anons stop making retarded decisions. So never.

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>>41397639
>"Actually we're not
>Lying to ourself

>>41397687
Do we look like Miku? Because I am probably going to assume we do at last somewhat unless the OP pic changes.

I guess we could also be Luka.

>>41397687
Our name in the pastebin says Emily Miller.

>>41397700
I'd say don't waste your time on it and try to focus on convincing them before the mistake is made, at least that could help.

>>41397879
>and try to focus on convincing them before the mistake is made
Trying to reason with the unreasonable is not a fruitful endeavor.

"Wow" I repeat as I stand around, feeling a bit awestruck at all this being in such a crap hole like this "this is a lot nicer than I was expecting"

"Same thing everyone says when they first see it" Monkey says shrugging "Except psycho"

The Chemicle girl glares at him as she walks by him and runs off to join Revenant by one of the fridges.

I shrug and follow her, sitting down on one of the couches with my hands in my lap. I don't actually drink beer so this is kind of making me nervous but hey why not dig myself a deeper hole today.

"Well I hope you like cheap mexican beer" Rev says as he turns around, handing me a bottle before he sits down on the center of the middle couch "Because it's all we have right now...hey Tubs, go one a beer run for us, okay?"

"Why do I have to get the beer?" Tubs sighs

"Because monkey went last time, and stop complaining, you could use the excersize anyways" Revenant says sternly as the fat man walks off, wiping his pencil thin mustache.

Chemical sits down next to him and proceeds to hug his free arm.

"So what do you guys actually do?" I say as I put my thumb on the cap and will it away...to somewhere, maybe nowhere .

"Oh you know, robbery" He says shrugging

"Petty theft" Monkey say laying on the left side couch

"You know actually really anything to keep us fed and entertained, like we held up a burger joint a few days ago for tubs" He says laughing

"Seems like you go after to more boring kind of game am i right?" Moriarty asks

"No three weeks back we were robbing banks but" Revenant says as he takes a long drink of his beer, I take a sip of mine and nearly gag "well we don't any more, okay?"

I nod and try to drink more of my beer, with out spitting it right back out.

What do I do?
[] talk about something else
[] try and get some sleep
[] keep drinking 1d20
[] make the beer taste better
[] Someone die?
[]ask something
[] write in

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better

>>41397732
I gave a description in thread 1
But you can always use your powers to change your hair to look like either of them

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better
>[] Someone die?

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better
>[] Someone die?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better
>[]ask something (Well, if you're ever up for it i could go for a bank robbery sometime)

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better and reduce the alcohol.
>[] Someone die?

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better

>>41397944
>[] make the beer taste better
>[] Someone die?

Yeah I can't drink this without spicing it up a bit, I take another sip and think about chocolate and wouldn't you know it, it now tastes like chocolate, I smile and keep drinking. I pull it from my lips reluctantly and sigh.

"So what?" I ask as I lean into the couch, slouching slightly "did someone die?"

"Yes" Revenant says, sounding much less abrasive, and more..human? I guess "My best friend did, the previous leader of our little family, Jace, maybe you heard about it, called himself the purple smog, well he decided to fight a hero green around the ears, and...you can guess how it went"

"I saw how it went" Moriarty says

Revenant glares at him, as does Monkey, Chemical doesn't seem to notice what's going on.

"What I did, I watch the news and read comics" he says shrugging as he takes another drink of his beer "Bonesplitter right, the freak who made his bones grow out and crap"

"Yeah" Revenant says coldly "that's the one"

"Heard he was crippled a week after that" Moriarty says looking straight at the red head

"Yes, I heard that to" Revenant says smiling "Why you even asking anyways?"

"Just curious is all" I say

"Right, just try not to talk about it too much okay?" he says as he turns towards the TV looking much angrier than before.

What do I do?
[] sleep till morning
[] Ask him about his friend some more
[] ask if I could join
[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
[] Get more beer
[] Wanna see a magic trick?
[]Want to rob another bank?
[]I'm sorry for your loss
[] write in

>>41398276
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>[]Want to rob another bank?

>>41398276
>[]I'm sorry for your loss
>[]Want to rob another bank someday?
>[] ask if I could join (if so at a position fitting for our power which is either leader or second in command)

>>41398276
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>[]Want to rob another bank?
If he says no
>[] Wanna see a magic trick?

>>41398276
>[]I'm sorry for your loss
>[] Wanna see a magic trick?

>>41398276
>[] ...wanna see a magic trick?
>Make your head inflate like a balloon.

>>41398276
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>[] Wanna see a magic trick?

Yo, HM, is Shifter taken as a Super name?

>>41398276
>[]I'm sorry for your loss
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?

>>41398276
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?

>>41398383
Currently yes, by a displacer on Overwatch

>>41398383

Sovereign was the best name i can remember being mentioned last thread. The rest were meh.
Shifter is equally meh.

"SO you didn't kill bonesplitter even though you had the chance to?" I ask taking another sip of my almost empty beer

"Yeah, well it was an accident, just like he did with Jace" He says emotionlessly, staring ahead dead in the eyes as he covers his mouth with both hands "I tried to shove him away when he found me, begging for forgiveness and...I broke his spine like a twig, look, just stop talking about all of this okay, it's starting to piss me off"

"Oh well, do you want to see a magic trick?" I ask nervously.

He tilts his head and stares at me, before he shakes his head, no. I nod and go back to drinking my beer, as my head starts getting a little fuzzy, not sure if I'm just tired or if it's the beer.

I yawn, and curl up on the couch, clutching my bottle, exhausted.
...

I wake up to Moriarty's snoring.

I look around and stretch, I can't see any of our hosts around, except for Revenant, who's standing still, staring at the ceiling, two beers held in his hand as he slowly wobbles back and forth.

What do I do?
[] go up to talk to him
[] try to find the bathroom
[] Make sure the money is still here
[] Wait for the others to wake up
[] Leave with Moriarty
[]use powers
[] write in

>>41398420
Unless we can create some metaphysical (or whatever) barrier that prevents outside forces from acting on us unless we will it, not gonna work.

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here

>>41398276
>[] SO you didn't kill bonesplitter, even though you had a chance to?
>[]Want to rob another bank?

>>41398542
>Check on the money.

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here
>[] Leave with Moriarty

>>41398542
>[] Leave with Moriarty

>>41398546
I don't see your point at all.

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here
>[] Leave with Moriarty

>>41398542
[] try to find the bathroom
[] Make sure the money is still here

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here
>[] Leave with Moriarty

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here
>[]use powers
Pissing is for plebs.

>>41398542
>[] Leave with Moriarty

>>41398590
>Unable to have any force act upon it without consent
>I am obedient to none but myself
>Sovereign.

>>41398542
>[] Make sure the money is still here
Why voting to leave soon, just curious?

>>41398687
Why stay?

>>41398687
They want to go crawling back to mom.

Wait, what if they took the money. I look around quickly and sigh in relief when I see the four duffle bags untouched under Moriarty's arms. Well, you know I was actually expecting them to take it, from what they said early, maybe they're not so scummy as they said.

I shrug, Well it's not like I'm going to spend any time around here anymore anyways, After all I only asked if we could stay a night. I shake Moriarty's shoulder.

His eyes shoot open and he looks down at me, a bit annoyed.

"Can't I sleep a few more hours?" He yawns rubbing his eyes


"You can sleep later, besides I don't want to overstay our welcome, come on" I say standing up.

Moriarty stands up reluctantly, grumbling as he cracks his neck, and we slowly and quietly walk over to the door, and out of the station.

I shiver and rub my arms as I walk into the cold morning air, as snow slowly begins to fall around me, I really should've brought a coat with...wait. I think warm for a second and sigh as every part of me feels pleasantly warm.

What do I do?
[] Try to find somewhere else to stay
[]Get some breakfast
[] Wander around town
[] look for a hero 1d20
[] look for a villain 1d20
[] Turn in Revenant,
[]Go somewhere you know in the city
[] Put back on the costume
[] use powers
[] write in

>>41398773
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay
Find/make a bunker.

>>41398773
Who was revenant?

>>41398773
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay
>Find some House in the suburbs and break in

>>41398773
>[] Put back on the costume
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay
Then
>[]Get some breakfast
>>41398799
This works aswell

>>41398773
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay

>>41398811
The leader of the hobo supers who crippled a greenie.

>>41398773
>[] Turn in Revenant,

>>41398773
>[] Turn in Revenant,

>>41398773
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay

>>41398773
>[] Put back on the costume
>[] Wander around town
>[] Try to find somewhere else to stay (will there be a separate vote for where?)

>>41398799
I back it

>>41398799

Seconding this, we can fix it up ourselves and then maybe invite them into our Sovereign (heh) territory

>>41398862
Fuck, you convinced me anon
Backing it too

>>41398773
>>41398799
This

>>41398799
Thirding.

>>41398846
changing from
>>41398846
to
>>41398799

>>41398773
>>41398799
Backing

"So are we going to rob another bank today, or you know stash this money somewhere?" Moriarty asks with another yawn.

He rubs his eyes as I look around the the surroundings, most of the buildings here are a lot shorter than the ones around my old home, more rundown looking to or just a bit less new looking.

I sigh and look into the air for a second, before I begin to breath out some of that purple smoke into the air, watching it rise up and make a small cloud from the wisp of it leaving my lips. I stare at the cloud of fog I made and think there. a second later I'm in the air. float, I think and I stop falling at the edge of the cloud. I stand up and look around.


I can see a good chunk of the city, but I don't see anything I'd really want, until I see, at the edge of town, on one of the distant hills, what looks like an old bunker of some sorts. Maybe we could live there?

"You see any five star hotels up there Em?" Moriarty asks

"No but I do see some place we could check out" I say smiling "Er...think you could take a cab there"

"Yeah, yeah, just tell me where it is, and I'm guessing you can get there on your own right?" He asks "Also wait there and don't do anything stupid"

"Yeah, it's a bunker on the hills outside of the city' I say "you know it"

"Yeah, I think I know where you're talking about, probably been abandoned since that invasion a couple of decades ago" He says "probably still has power"

I smile and blow out more of my fog, and stick my hand in it. Move, I command, a second later I'm rushing through the air as the ball of smoke drags me through. For once I'm thankful I didn't have any breakfast.
...

I drop down outside of the bunker and sit down on the dead grey grass outside of it, and stare out and the city and its bay, as I can hear crashes and see some lazers fire into the air. I start to feel worried, but I stay sitting for an hour or two, bored out of my mind, before Moriaty slowly climbs up hill
cont

>>41399056
His face is almost redder than a cherry and he's panting like a dog. he manages to get up to me before he falls down, dropping the bags with a groan. I smile and he looks up at me for a few seconds before he sits up.

"Well, this is nicer than the train yard at least" he says as he tries to catch his breath.

I look around, the bunker is just kind of jutting out of the hillside, like a mouth of concrete with a big rusted metal door. Which won't do. I put my hand on it and a second later it's clean. I smile.

"So do you have any idea how we're going to get in?' I ask turning back to Moriarty

He stares at me, not saying and word as I suddenly feel a bit embarrassed.

"Oh right, I can just...sorry" I say scratching the back of my head.

I place my hand on the door, and it slowly groans and whines as something inside it moves around, before a hole warps in the middle of it, just big enough for me and Moriarty.

I walk in and he falls me shortly afterwords, it's nearly completely pitch black inside, but luckily I can see just for enough in to see two levers at the edge of the darkness.

What do I do?
[] pull one, left or right
[] read the labels
[] Use my powers
[] explore the place a bit
[] Leave moriarty to set up while I go to the city *New Boston*
[] HELLLOOOOOO is anyone in here?!!!
[] "Close" the door
[] write in

>>>41399197
>[] read the labels

>>41399197
[] Use my powers
Become bioluminescent and read the labels

>>41399197
>[] read the labels

>>41399197
>[] "Close" the door
>[] HELLLOOOOOO is anyone in here?!!!

>>41399197
>[] read the labels
>[] Use my powers
bioluminescent

>>41399197
>read the labels
>Hum to self.

Moriarty doesn't bother to wait and just walks off into the darkness, his expression not changing the slightest as he walks past me and leaves me alone on the border of the darkness. I take a deep breath and slowly walk up to the labels, I wish I could glow in the dark...oh that's useful. I smile as small circles of purple light appear just under my skin, lighting up everything around ,me. I walk over to the labels and look at them in the purple light.

The left one has the words "Power" written on it
the right one has the word Alarm/lockdown.

I pull the left one quickly. There's a loud "Chooom" As the lights slowly flicker on as I walk down the hall way, trying to find Moriarty as it slowly dips down deeper and deeper.

eventually, I come to a ladder in the ground also rusted with a small hole around it, and look down, the see the duffel bags laying around and Moriarty humming to himself. I slowly climb down leaving the bare hallway behind and making the ladder look newer as I go.

I drop down and dust myself off, and look around the room. There's four rows of metal shelves, that look like they have some really old and musty looking food on them, as well as posters or what's left of them clinging to the walls, there are also three other doors, one of which looks far more expensive than the others.

"Well, welcome to our new home I guess" Moriarty says as he tosses some of the food to the ground and begins stacking bills onto the shelves.

What do I do?
[] Go down one of the three doors
[] use powers
[] help moriarty
[] go to town and buy some stuff *What*
[] watch Moriarty work
[] Talk with Moriarty about something
[] GO out and Make a name for myself
[] what's in those boxes
[] write in

>>41399535
>[] what's in those boxes

>>41399535
>[] Go down one of the three doors

>>41399535
>[] what's in those boxes

Explore the base first, and bouse some interior decor ideas off Moriarty, "How would you like your room to look?"

>>41399535
Begin the process of fixing/updating everything. Unrust things, make sure cracks disappear, clean everything perfectly, etc. maybe try to roll the food back to a less musty condition.

>>41399535
>[] use powers (make the food fresh again, we haven't had breakfast yet)

>>41399535
>[] watch Moriarty work
>[] Talk with Moriarty about something
Thank him for sticking by you all these years.
Ask him if he had any contingencies planed in case something like this happened.

I walk past Moriarty as he continues empty the duffel bags of cash as he begins stacking them and counting them as he continues to hum as he works. I spot some boxes in the corner and walk over to them, I force the lid off, wincing as the shatter against the wall, okay note to self, telling them to move may be a bit too much. I look down in them, and see various folded olive green clothes and jump suits...hideous. I'll have to change them later.

I look in the next box and find various manuals about fixing things and how to live off the land, and military bollocks like that. I sigh and drop a book I grabbed back in the box, don't know what I was expecting.

I look around as Moriarty starts fiddling with a weird looking bag. This place is really worn down, and dirty looking. I put a hand to a wall and feel my eyes warm up a bit as all the cracks in the wall repair themselves and the rust vanishes from the doors. I smile and walk up to the food, running my hand over it as the packaging seems to turn brighter and less worn out. I rub my forhead and get a bit dizzy for a second, but it soon passes, and soon our new "Home' is looking better than ever, at least better than I've ever seen it.

"Well, that's all of it" Moriarty says stretching "it should last us for awhile at least, may not be able to buy sportscars, but it'll keep us happy"

"Oh fantastic, I was a bit worried about not having grabbed enough" I sigh as I look around the room with Moriarty

"Looks nice" he says after a few seconds, shrugging

I shake my head

What do I do?
[] Buy some stuff to put in it *what?*
[] Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?
[]So what do you think is down here?
[] Want to get something to eat?
[] You wait here, I'm going to go look for some trouble as Modifier
[] stay here, going to cause some trouble as Modifier
[]write in

>>41399715
>>41399641

Perhaps combine all these into a general conversation with Moriarty, we need to get to know him better

>>41399888
>[]So what do you think is down here?

Followed by

[] Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?

>>41399875
[] Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?
[]So what do you think is down here?
[] Want to get something to eat?

>>41399875
>[] Think we could start a thing like the ragtags had?
>[]So what do you think is down here?
>[] Want to get something to eat?

>>41399875
>[]So what do you think is down here?
>[] Use powers
>Make a few hidden cache sites for the money, but leave a bag out for now.

>>41399875
>[]So what do you think is down here?
>[] Want to get something to eat?

>>41399958
Seconded.
Also, lets offer to change moriarty's appearance since he wasnt disguised at the bank.

>>41399982
Prefer to go on the lines of costume for him, should experiment on modification on someone less important than him.

"So what do you think is down here Morty?" I ask turning towards my friend

He tilts his head and closes his eyes, taping his foot a few times as he clicks his tongue.

"Well a generator or several" He says with his eyes still closed "Probably a water purifier of some kind, maybe some weapons, probably a few bunks and restrooms of course, maybe some government experiments, hungry for the flesh of lazy girls filled with Ultra

"Please, they'd probably prefer old men like you" I say "With out all the toppings"

"Well maybe we could find out" he says chuckling as he leans against one of the shelves

"Maybe" I say shrugging "Say think we could start a thing like the Ragtags had?"

"If we found folks willing to join" he says "yeah, hehe, that'd be fun wouldn't it, Morty's and Em's super force"

"You're really shit at names you know that Morty" I say

"Would you prefer deathfucker nine thousand?" he asks sarcastically

"Slightly more" I say "also we aren't forming a metal band or something"

"Oh come on, I could be the vocals" He says flatly before his stomach groans "Okay, enough joking around, I need breakfast"

"Want to go out to eat?" I ask

"Yeah, I've had enough MREs for a lifetime already" He says grabbing a wad of cash before climbing up the ladder before me. I look back at the middle door and shake my head, before I follow him.
....

I poke my eggs with a fork as Moriarty drinks another cup of coffee, before he goes back to attacking his steak.

I sip my orange juice and take a bite of sausge, not saying a word as I tap my left hand on the table. So this is my life now.

I hear screaming in the distant, which no one reacts to in the diner.

Moriarty shrugs and goes back to eating.

What do I do?
[] keep eating
[] Go see what it is, people may be in trouble
[] Go check it out, sounds fun
[] Go to the bathroom
[] Order something else, maybe I'll have more of an appetite then
[] ask Moriarty about the comics he reads
[] buy one of today's comics
[] write in

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun

>>41400137
>deathfucker nine thousand
This needs to be our new name.

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun
Also don't forget what your favorite game was as a child.

The floor is lava.

>>41400137
>"So, I need to practice changing people, but unfortunately that means I need people to practice changing on. And I might screw up. Thoughts?"

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun
>[] buy one of today's comics
Wishful thinking, but I doubt we were important enough for the comics.

>>41400137
[] Go check it out, sounds fun
[] Go to the bathroom

Mori is a bro.

>>41400216
seconding

>>41400137
[] Go check it out, sounds fun

>>41400216
Yeah this.

>>41400137
>[] Go check it out, sounds fun
>[] Go to the bathroom (i assume this means change into our costume?)

>>41400215

We need to pull that out in the middle of a fight sometime

>>41400247
Our mom probably started a new comic about us called the maggot rapist.

>>41400411
We'll just change the name of the comic.

>>41400411
>maggot rapist
I wonder if we're perverted enough to actually try that?

"So, Morty, I need to practice changing people" I say as I swirl my fork around in the lake of syrup I made on my plate in boredom, slowly forcing it to rice into the air "but unfortunately that means I need people to practice changing on, and I might screw up, thoughts?"

There's another bang and an angry shout as the diner shakes. Moriarty slowly dabs his mouth with his napkin, chewing as he does so.

He opens his eye with the scar under it and smiles like an old fox.

"Well judging from all the noise, you have at least two people you can test it on, besides yourself" He says smirking

"You mean fight supers?" I ask

"You don't need to, but still would be worthwhile to check it out" he says

"Well it does sound fun" I say looking out the window "Okay, take my breakfast back the house, I'll be back in a bit"

"Have fuuun" he says like a father leaving a kid at a friends house.

I walk into the bathroom, thankfully it's empty, and a few seconds later I walk out, pulling my hood over my eyes as I hide my mask in my coat.
...

I walk outside and follow the noise, down four blocks, to a small park. I slowly put my mask on as I see plants crawling along the street, and great vines shooting into the sky.

I take a step forward and suddenly something big falls in front of me, nearly giving me a heart attack. I cover my face as dust and asphalt flies past me, as a giant figure stands up and coughs.

the dust clears and I see a women standing in a short crater, her hair wild and reaching down to her back. She looks like she's Brazilian or something similar. her face is covered in paint and a small green and yellow mask. She's also wearing shorts and a little top of the same color.

She's also at least eight fucking feat tall.

"AHAHHA, AMAZONIAN" A voice shouts above us as the vines move and a man with plants growing out him, wearing what looks like bark and roots woven together into ...very formfitting suit...he really needs a haircut, also a shower "
cont

>>41400484
I would like to point out that we didn't bother to clear our internet search history before making one of the most powerful people our foe.

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>>41400505
>he really needs a haircut, also a shower "
Fucking druids.

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>>41400533
Only good can come of this.

>>41400505
"DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TR...who the fuck are you"

The women I assume is Amazonia, turns around and stares at me, looking a bit confused.

"Er can you leave?" the treefucker says "this is between I TREEFUCKER and Amazonia"
Holy shit he's actually called treefucker

"Well, this is a bit weird" Amazonia says "don't suppose you're back up of some kind, or do I have two idiots to beat to pulp today?"

What do I say?
[] Need some help, big,,,girl?
[] Need some help fucker?
[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
[] Oh look test subjects
[] ER, I AM MODIFIER AND I..um I....
[]No carry on, just like to watch....
[] write in

>>41400585
YOU DARE INSULT THE MIGHTY TREEFUCKER!?

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>[] Need some help, big,,,girl?

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Okay got it al-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

>>41400505
Did we cover our face with our hand when we have a mask covering our face?

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>[] Oh look test subjects

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>>41400533

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Okay got it al-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>[]No carry on, just like to watch....

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
Turn the bark on his skin into hungry barking dogs

>>41400626
mask

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>[] Oh look test subjects

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>laugh your ass off
>[]No carry on, just like to watch....

>>41400606
>HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>Now I have to help beat you up.

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>[] Need some help, big,,,girl?

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>then, trying to keep a straight face:
>[] Need some help fucker?

>>41400588
>>41400634
She has to look through 3 terrabytes of porn though. She'll be busy for a few months.

>>41400652
Ok.

>>41400606
"You know, normally, I'd consider taking both you on. But this guy is LITERALLY called Treefucker and...I mean, seriously man. Treefucker? Do you have no shame? Come here, Imma turn you into a tree."

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>>41400606
>I TREEFUCKER
GOD DAMMIT EVEY DAMN TIME WITH YOU DRUIDS!

>>41400606
>[] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY CALLED TREE FUCKER!?
>laugh
>laugh a lot harder
>[] Need some help, big,,,girl?
>create a rapist Ent

>>41400696
This is actually way more in character for us. Not good, not evil, just a person with near-infinate power dicking around. Ima change my vote
>>41400643
to
>>41400696

>>41400670
Oh good she didn't find our stash yet then, It's waaaaay bigger than 3 TB's

>>41400696

Seconding this one, but first make sure to laugh our ass off

>>41400696
Seconding, so long as we throw in laughing our ass off, I could absolutely see us playing straight neutral, and just beating the shit out of/killing anyone we don't like, or think has a stupid name.

>>41400781
Agreed, Fuck being a hero or villain or even a mercenary, We do what we want

>>41400781
>or think has a stupid name
100 times this

>>41400696
I'll change to this one, it's too perfect.

This is me: >>41400628

>>41400827
But that's not you, that's me.

How do people not know their own posts?

>>41400827
Oh, wait, that was not me, err... Well, i voted like that anyways.

>>41400802
...dammit I really want to play this now, not a hero, not a villain, not a merc, just a person with godlike powers running around doing whatever the fuck we want because nobody can stop us.

>>41400846
These are the same people who were upset we got superpowers.

Captcha is making me listen to the voices of the damned now.

>>41400855
Fuck it let's do it!

>>41400855
That is literally my dream for this quest so i'll support that fully

"No I just like to waaa...wait,HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY CALLED TREEFUCKER!?" I yell loudly as I begin to laugh even louder as the big girl laughs along side me as the treefucker turns red as an apple "Oh holy crap, you know, normally, I'd consider taking on both you on, But this guy is LITERALLY, and I mean seriously man, Treefucker? do you have no shame? Hey Big girl, do you need any help with this fruitcake with the dumbass name, cause I really want to turn him into a tree?"


"Er suuure" She says nodding "I mean It's not like I need it, it's just the little asshole keeps getting away from me...hope you can shoot lazers or something"

"YOU DARE LAUGH AT THE MIGHT TREE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" I hear the fucker scream as a mass of vines and bark shoots towards me.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME MOVE!" Amazonia shouts

What do I do?
[] let it hit me
[] Blow out some gas 1d20 to decide volume
[] dodge 1d20
[] use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*
[] laugh more
[] write in

>>41400855

Well it isn't like there's something to stop us from it

>>41400886
>become immobile
>Grab the vine
>Ignite the entire thing, down to wherever the core is

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41400886
>[] use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*

TOWERING INFERNO TIME + the floor is lava

Plant matter is a shit

>>41400886
Turn the floor into lava.

>>41400913
Second
Aswell as
>[] laugh more

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41400886
>[] Blow out some gas 1d20 to decide volume
Ignite the gas like a bomb!

>>41400886
>turn into a liquid and crawl along the vines to him, petrify the vines on the way.

>>41400886
>"You know what my favorite game was as a kid? I'll give you a hint."
>Turn the floor into lava.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41400886
[] use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*
Become lava and get close enough to turn him into a tree

>>41400886
>[] use powers *suggestions, lower ground, shrink, grow, try to grow wings, turn to liquid, ignite*
>[] laugh more
Six bat wings.

>>41400927
Fuel air bombs confirmed for op

>>41400886
>[] use powers
be the lava and hug treefucker.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41400886
>[] use powers
>become a pyrophoric liquid and turn up the heat to ignite the vines, and just walk(ooze) towards him

I smile as I begin to giggle, as I realize just how fun this could be or at least how good it feels, my heart pumping as adrenaline starts to pump through my veins.

"Hey guys, guess what my favourite game was as a kid" I say as I put my hands in my pockets "FLOOR IS LAVA GO"

Amazonia looks confused, until the ground starts to turn to burning slag, she smile and takes a step back as I see tree fuckers eyes slowly contort from rage to fear as his vine pillar bursts into flame and fall into the pool of lava.

He flies back, pulled by more vines Amazonia stands slightly away from me.

"A lava Elemental?" He asks "Hmm, never thought I'd meet one of you around this .... depravity against nature"

"Okay, yeah I could use your help" Amazonia says sounding elated "Don't care who you are, just do more of what you're doing, and let me get one good hit on him, okay little girl?"

What do I do?
[] okay big girl
[] No I have a better idea, watch
[] Fiiiine
[] you assume we're working togther
[] use powers (Suggestions, wall, fling amazonia at him, Make amazonia EVEN HUGER, Turn into lava)
[] Breath out gas 1d20
[] ....
[] dodge 1d20
[] write in

>>41401154
>Use powers
>Box him in with a hallway of lava, make a nice, open path that lets Amazonia be at the only exit out.

>>41401154
>[] ....
>[] Fiiiine
>increase muscle density to MAXIMUM Throw her at him.

>>41401154
Attempt to make amazonia immune to fire, and then set her on fire. Practice for human morphing.

>>41401154
>....
>[] Fiiiine

>>41401154
>[] No I have a better idea
[] use powers (fling amazonia at him while making amazonia EVEN HUGER)

>>41401154
>[] No I have a better idea, watch
>[] Fiiiine
>Hey after this you wanna join my group Amazonia?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41401154

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41401154
>Make amazonia EVEN HUGER
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

>>41401154
>[] No I have a better idea, watch
> fling amazonia at him, Make amazonia EVEN HUGER, make her fire resistant and follow her as lava

>>41401154
>>41401215
Ill second this, good safe first experiment

>>41401154
>use powers
Turn the tree into marble

>>41401154
>[] only if you show me your abs.

>>41401220
Fuck yeah! Second first minion...wait we aren't evil so first companion is a go!

>>41401242
We're not good either
First scrub

>>41401242
You don't need to be evil to have minions.

>>41401154
>....
>[] Fiiiine
>[] use powers
petrify tree

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>>41401242
>wait we aren't evil

>>41401258
First compatriot? Hard to find a good name....

>>41401269
I could absolutely see us being a Wizard

>>41401259
>>41401258
Does spreading chaos count as being evil? Because if it does then i assumed we would be at least leaning more towards evil.

Wait, why arn't we turning tree fucker into a bonsai.

>>41401242
>.wait we aren't evil
No, we are a fucking insane young adult pumped full of reality warping fluid.

>>41401287
We're CN don't worry about it

>>41401292
Wait, shit, that's right.

>>41401154
>I got this
>Create a platform of cool rock directly under him
>Everything all around for 20 feet is lava
>walls of lava keeping him from escaping
>Just walk casually across the lava, turning any vines that hit us to ash
>Turn him into a tree when we reach him.

I really hope everyone else is as on board with the
"fuck it, not a super villain or super hero, just doing whatever the fuck we want"
train as I am, that sounds fucking fun

>>41401297
Insanity is just another form of sanity

>>41401328
Does that allow us to properly call our minions minions?

>>41401328
Fuck yeah! I suggested it after all!
>>41401338
We can call them whatever we want

>>41401338
Do we want to? Then yes.

>>41401328
>"fuck it, not a super villain or super hero, just doing whatever the fuck we want"
Doing whatever the fuck you want makes you a super villain.

>>41401284

Seconding for no sense of right or wrong (once we get powerful enough and have enough practice there won't be anything we cannot do)

>>41401328
I think we should pretend to be something, at least until we're way stronger.

>>41401323
That was about the same as what i first had in mind, but then i figured we might as well experiment on the amazon.
>>41401329
We could kind of warp reality into fitting with our state of mind so that's true.
>>41401328
I'm on board.

We will be the best Wizard ever...

"No, see I have a better idea" I say as more vines burst out of the ground, holding bits of pipe and concrete

"That sounded a bit ominous there" She says looking down "But fine, you look like you're a veteran with fighting freaks like him"

I smile and slap her on the back of her green and yellow gym shorts. She shrieks and opens her mouth to no doubt yell at me. And then she stops, as she starts to grow, and grow, looking confused, before she smiles like a kid in a candy store and then

"FLY!!" I shout ducking down as she screams in surprise as she flies forward like a giant girl shaped rocket

"HOLY MOTHER OF HOLLY OH MY GOOOOOD" Tree fucker shouts before Amazonia slams into him and his vines, slamming into the street, shaking the ground and everything else.

She stands up and I slap her on her foot, causing her to shrink back down to her "Normal size as she looks around dazed.

"What the fuck was that?!" She shouts, barely hiding her excitement "...I thought you were going to just start throwing lava but that...that was something else entirely"

"Everything huuuurts" Treefucker groans

"Oh he's still alive" She says like she forgot all about him "that's good actually"

HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!???

What do I do
[] use powers
[] so do we take him in somewhere or
[] Well I had just as much fun as you did
[] I can do much more..
[] Yeah actually kind of new at this to
[] HOW THE FUCK IS TREE FUCKER STILL ALIVE
[]do you buy any chance have a wood chipper?
[] write in

>>41401392
>[] I can do much more..
>[] use powers(turn him into a bonsai)
>[]do you buy any chance have a wood chipper?

>>41401392
>[] I can do much more..
>[] use powers
BONSAI MOTHERFUCKER

>>41401392
Turn him into not a tree, but a plastic replica of a tree.
His powers might work as a tree.

>>41401392
>[] I can do much more..
>[] use powers(turn him into a bonsai)
>[] Well I had just as much fun as you did

>>41401392
>[] Well I had just as much fun as you did
>[] Kind of new at this
>[] so do we take him in somewhere or...?

>>41401392
>"Oh cool, hang on."
>Turn him into a tree.
>"You know where a woodchipper is around here?"

>>41401421
Backing. and if we dont actually yell "Bonsai motherfucker" I will be dissapointed

>>41401392

Turn him into a small potted talking bonsai tree

"Much better, I needed a direction for my interior decorating, you'll do lovely in my Feng Shui room."

Then

[] Well I had just as much fun as you did
[] Yeah actually kind of new at this to

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>>41401392
>I smile and slap her on the back of her green and yellow gym shorts

>>41401392
>[] Well I had just as much fun as you did
>[]do you buy any chance have a wood chipper?
Let's just go for now. We have dinner to eat.

>>41401392
Turn him into sapling steve

>>41401392
>[] I can do much more..
>[] use powers
Time for a swearing potted groot

>>41401468
>Talking Bansai tree
YES!
Let's totally do this.

>>41401392
>[] Yeah actually kind of new at this to
>[] so do we take him in somewhere or
Unlikely to win, since everyone seems to have gone mad with power.

>>41401572
This is /tg we were already mad, then we got power.

>>41401572
I didn't want to go mad either, but oh well.

>>41401572
Nah not mad with power, It's just the most amusing option that was voted

>>41401572
With great power comes great madness. Either that or it's because we're on 4chan.

>>41401468
...if we can do this, we should do this

>>41401623
>>41401626
>>41401636
>>41401644
I don't mind going mad with power, since I normally play a character that does whatever she wants, which occasionally means people get helped. But I would like it if we didn't go down said path. But oh well, I can live with it.

"Actually I can do much more, in theory, watch this" I say as I begin to walk towards the woman shaped crater, where the Treefucker lays, looking like a twisted corpse in the middle of the boob hole. He whimpers and groans, tears flowing down his eyes as he tries to move his hands.

"I NEED TAPE, OR I'LL GROW GNARLED" He sobs

"Don't worry, I can help" I say pulling of my mask down to my neck to show him my smile "BONSAI MOTHERFUCKER"

I Slam my hands into him and oh god the screaming. I wince as his limbs twist and consort into small tree limbs as his face vanishes behind leaves.

"D..did you kill him?" Amazonia asks, sliding down into the tit crater

"Pretty sure I didn't , besides I'm sure he's happier this way" I say shrugging

"Aren't we supposed to arrest him or you know not turn him into a tree?" She asks as I make a pot for him out of the dirt around him

"Well, he was a bit annoying" I say "So I'll just leave him like this for awhile, let him think, oh by the way, do you have a wood chipper?"

She stares at me, her big brown eyes wide open as I try and not stare at her abs

"Joking" I say laughing

"Oh thank god" She sighs in relief "So are you and your team going to watch him make sure he doesn't escape"

"No, don't actually have a team" I say smiling as I pull my mask back up "Kind of new to this myself"

"Bullshit" She laughs "You can't just be so cute and a natural at this, there has to be some justice in the world"

"Well I am" I say as the tree shakes a little, like it's trying to scream

we stand there for a second, no sirens...weird

"Well I enjoyed this" She says

"Yeah I had fun to" I say smiling as the tree shakes more

"Sooooo" She says scratching the back of her head "Do you want to you know...make a team, we seem to be pretty good at this stuff together I mean"
cont

>>41401683
I just like to imagine how confused we'll makke everyone
>rob a bank one day
>save the city from being destroyed by a supervillain the next (cause goddammit we live here to)

>>41401707
What do I say?
[] Sure, sounds fun
[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
[] HahahahhHAHAHAHAHHA no
[] only if you keep wearing that
[] Nah, I'm more of a lone wolf kind of girl
[] sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second
[] write in

>>41401731
>[] Sure, sounds fun
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>Also to get things straight, I ain't a hero or a villain or even a mercenary, I just do what i want, You don't like that you can leave now

>>41401731
>[] sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base

>>41401731
>Eh, depends. I'm not really a hero, more of a 'Do whatever feels right at the time' kinda gal. And turning Treefucker into a tree REALLY felt right, ya know? You cool with that?

>>41401731
>[] Sure, sounds fun
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>Give the bonsai back his face when you get back

>>41401745
Backing. no right no wrong

>>41401745
Second, This fits way to good

>>41401731
seconding
>Eh, depends. I'm not really a hero, more of a 'Do whatever feels right at the time' kinda gal. And turning Treefucker into a tree REALLY felt right, ya know? You cool with that?

>>41401724
That's the basic idea. That's OUR stuff. Only WE are allowed to break it!

>>41401731
>[] Sure, sounds fun
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base

>>41401731
>[] sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second
>[] only if you keep wearing that
>[] Sure, sounds fun

>>41401731
>[] only if you show me your abs.

>>41401731
>[] Sure, sounds fun

>>41401731
>[] sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second
>[] Sure, sounds fun
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base

>>41401731
>[] sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second
>[] only if you show me your abs.

>>41401731
>[] only if you keep wearing that
>[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base
>Also to get things straight, I ain't a hero or a villain or even a mercenary, I just do what i want, You don't like that you can leave now

>>41401731
>[] only if you keep wearing that
[] Yeah, by the way, names Modifier, I'll tell you my real one at the base

Though I am thinking of changing it to something else if the mood strikes me... What do you think of Sovereign? (not saying to switch it now but I do want to know her thoughts on the name switch)

Also throw >>41401753 in there

>>41401745
Second

>>41401745
I see no point, nor does it seem IC, to be obsessive about labels like that. Why would it matter to us what the fuck others consider us?

>>41401839
Nah don't really like Sovereign seems to arrogant to me and cliche

>>41401839
Seconded
I love the name sovereign

>>41401860
Its more to make sure she doesnt join thinking we're a superhero, and then try to take us out when she finds out we've robbed a bank

>>41401707
>You can't just be so cute and a natural at this, there has to be some justice in the world"
And we bitched and moaned over this.

>>41401870

That's fair, I honestly just want to bounce the name ideas off of people in universe

>>41401860
Pretty sure we're just telling her we're a little unpredictable and don't exactly play by the rules, that way she won't bog us down later on if we do something un-heroic.

>>41401888
>Its more to make sure she doesnt join thinking we're a superhero
Why would we not just let her keep thinking that?

I mean, if she gets uppity about something we can always just mindrape her into obedience.
No reason to scare them away by being obsessive about what we get called.

And in reality doing whatever the fuck we want will result in us being a super villain when it means turning streets to lava and robbing banks.

>>41401731
>>41401745
Seconding

>>41401893
How about Ion? Maybe Madam Ion? Or jsut Ion?

>>41401932
Nah man mindrape isn't cool, That path leads to villainy and we don't wanna be a villain

>>41401932
And also beating the shit out of criminals, saving the city, saving the world, turning a tree into a giant marble statue for no damn reason, etc.
It's not specificly villainy

>>41401932
No mindrape would make us worse than our mother, Fuck that

>>41401932

More of just a wild card, the kind of person no one, not the villains or the hero's call to a fight because they don't know who's side we'll end up falling on.

But when we do show up to a fight both sides pause just to see which direction we move.

>>41401982
>It's not specificly villainy
Yes it is. Beating up criminals or whatever doesn't balance out your karma score so people call us something else.
If we do a bunch of destructive self-indulgent shit, we are a villain. A psychotic unpredictable villian at that.

>>41402007
yeah. I could see this. Sort of like a badass twoface, only even more random
>>41402017
dude, why are you so worked up? Calm down.

>>41402017
You're just going to keep going on about how we're a villain no matter what we say aren't you?

Should we make some priority to stop any others from becoming like us with the help of ultra or should we just ignore all that?

>>41402007
.... Villains and heroes aren't fucking teams that automatically side with eachother.
There is literally no reason a villain can't fight other villains, people will consider us a villain, and other villains will consider us a villain hostile to them.

>>41402040
>You're just going to keep going on about how we're a villain no matter what we say aren't you?
Yes, because you're idea of somehow not being a villaind espite doing villainous shit is retarded.

>>41402048
Okay so everyone just ignore this idiot, He's just going to keep spouting bullshit about how we're a villain

>>41402045
I don't think we've really been given adequate time to start worrying about that

>>41402045

As I understand the powers Ultra gives are random so there is no real way to control that short of taking out the supply of Ultra which might be a goal of ours later but I don't think we should focus on it now

>>41402066
Anon. its quite simple. If you shoot someone in the leg for no reason, and then go and help a elderly lady over the street, you are still a criminal and everyone will consider you one because you fucking shot someone in the leg.

Its the same fucking thing, if you rob banks and turn streets into lava it doesn't fucking matter how many burning orphanages you safe, you will still be considered a menace.

I smile as I look up at the giant brown girl, her tangled and wild hair blowing on the wind slightly.
"Sorry what I got a bit distracted there for a second" I say

"Do you want to make a team together?" she asks

I smile widely under my mask as I finally hear distant sirens, guess they wanted to make sure it was safe.

"Sure sounds fun" I say as I begin to walk away from the crater, holding the shacking bonsai close to myself so I don't drop it "By the way, my names Modifier, thinking about changing it, I'll tell you my real name back at the base if you want to know it"

"Really?" She asks "Well to be honest I didn't expect you to say yes, and wait, did you say base"

"Yeah it's also kind of my home" I say "Also before we do this, I ain't a hero, or a villain, or even a mercenary, I just do what I want, if you don't like that you can leave now"

She squints her eyes at me and tilts her head in though.

"Eh why not" She says "I mean It's not like I still can't help people if I join up and besides I think you're one person I don't want to be against"

"Amazonia, I think this is the start of a wonderful friendship" I say giggling

"Yeah, you turn people into trees and I break them in half" She says "perfect team"
...
Ally gained Amazonia
...

"So were is your base anyway" Amazonia says wiping her face paint off

"Just outside of town" I say pointing into the distance.

"So did you have fuuuun"Moriarty says as he walks out of the diner and see Amazonia "Woooow, that's a lot of woman right there"

"I take it you know him?" Amazonia asks

"Yeah, that's Moriarty, he's a friend" I say

"You know I didn't think you meant this when you said you wanted to test your powers, not that I'm complaining" Moriarty says

"What powers does he have?" Amazonia asks

"Why do you ask?" i ask

"Want to know if I can punch him without him dying" She says

"I don't have any" Moriarty says quickly losing his usual cool demeanor

"Damn" Amazonia sighs.
cont

>>41402097
>>41402067
Alright, sounds good.

>>41402118
What do I do?
[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base
[]Buy amazonia a new costume
[] Go back to the base
[]Ever hear about some people calling themselves ragtags
[] We need something to call ourselves..
[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?
[] write in

>>41402118
Moriarty is just the bro'est of bros.

>>41402152
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402152
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base

>>41402152
>[]Ever hear about some people calling themselves ragtags
>[] We need something to call ourselves..
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402152
>[] Go back to the base
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?
Afterwards we turn Amazonia down to tall human size so we can go incognito to buy some furnature for the base

>>41402152
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base

>>41402152
Explore the entirety of your base, like behind those three doors.

>>41402152
>[] Buy Amazonia a new costume
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402152
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>[] We need something to call ourselves..
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402152
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>[]Buy amazonia a new costume
if she wants to
>[] We need something to call ourselves..
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?
kind of in that order i guess.

>>41402152
>Hey, Moriarty! Look what I got!
>Hold up your new groot.

>>41402152
>[] We need something to call ourselves..
>[]What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402152
>[] go shopping for stuff to put into the base
>[] We need something to call ourselves.
>[] What are your powers anyways, Amz?

>>41402198
>>41402203
>Not loving her track outfit that shows all her amazing muscles and abs currently
FOR SHAME!