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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>41351008
Also, bit of a request to anybody with a computer that can actually fucking run photoshop: The title picture with the name of the quest on it in text. I'd do it myself but my computer is a piece of shit that run editing software

You approach the ruined door, hammer and shield in hand. As you draw closer, you can definitely hear the sound of something large behind the door, moving around.

You look inside the door, and there, laying in the middle of the passage, is a massive, starved looking purple cat-like monster, with two long tentacle like apendages on it's back, ending in pads covered in nasty looking spikes.

It's gnawing on what appears to be an old skeleton, and as you look, it's ears prick up, it's head swivels around to face you, it comes to it's feet, and it lunges at you, its mouth opened wide!

The massive cat thing slams into you, knocking you to the floor, paws scrabbling on your upraised Kite-shield, tooth-filled mouth working desperately to get close enough to your face, large spiked tentacle-like appendages raking down your armor, emitting a cruel shriek.

>Try to get your hammer into position to smash it's side
>Try to throw it off
>Other?

>>41351183
>Try to throw it off

>>41351183
>Try to throw it off

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>41351183

I roll to seduce!

Or tame it, or whatever.

How's it going Eclipse?

>>41351183
>Try to throw it off

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41351183
hmm. 80. that's in range alright.
>>41351231
A lot better now actual.
Not even if you had rolled a 100

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41351281
and the counter-roll

Fourth familiar a best

>>41351310

Did we just throw it out of the building?

Kitty, come back. :(

>>41351352
You can blame it all on me!

>>41351183
Throwing it off it is. Give me 1d100-5
>>41351352
First d20 was displacer beast's dodge roll, second d20 was Ergon's tackle

>>41351491

Rolled 82 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>41351491

>>41351491

>>41351491
DICE

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>41351507
>>41351491

My roll got eaten.

Rolled 52 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>41351491
Fuckin forgot that you have to add the negative for this shit. Try that again..

Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>41351528

>>41351507
>>41351528
>>41351530
...seriously guys? I disappear for a few weeks and y'all forget how to roll?

>>41351557
It'd be "1d100+-5"

Rolled 54 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>41351491
>>41351566
Hey don't make fun of the anons and their performance issues.

>>41351566

We've been drinking away our sadness over your prolonged absence, and have yet to sober up.

>>41351556
>>41351511
Gonna need one more, don't count mis-rolled dice
>>41351587
There we go, 77! writing!

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>41351600

>>41351008
YOU'RE BACK!

I thought you were gone forever. In my gratitude, I will refrain from humping your leg.

>>41351654
Pastebin contains an apology and explanation BTW, and you might want to read last night's Q/A thread over in the archives, I teasered the rest of your familiars, and I'm quite proud of them

Rolled 27 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>41351491

>>41351654

Don't refrain, I can confirm that OP is into this sort of thing.

Source: I humped his leg once.

Rolled 10 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>41351679

>>41351685
>>41351698
always click update first

>>41351693
When the fuck did you find my secret lair? I don't remember that.

>>41351770

Guess the drugs really did work, then.

>>41351770
You should use your own advise.>>41351600

>>41351183
You surge upward, putting all your weight into your shield as you attempt to throw the large purple cat off of you, as you lever upwards, you hear a loud *WHUMP*, and the weight on your shield suddenly vanishes, causing you to sit up quickly.

Once the dizziness clears, you look over to see Ergon wrestling furiously with the cat-thing as it roars and tries to throw him off, his grip holds however, and you see the light glint of the ash-grey scales of his arm as he sinks his claws fiercely into the cat-monster, tearing it's throat out and showering the ground in blood.

He turns back towards you, and for a second you'd swear his pupils were reptile-like slits of color. Then you blink, and see his eyes are perfectly normal. "Are you okay Avi? That thing looked pretty mean. But I killed it so you should be okay, right?"

You run your hands along your sides. You're fine, whatever it was it's tentacles didn't manage to pierce your scale-mail. Ergon seems to calm down at the lack of blood on you. And Jasmine taps you on the shoulder, eyes asking you where you're going next.

>Continue down the passageway
>Back to the ballroom you came from
>Back to the throne room

>>41351970
Dice was the Displacer beasts roll to get out from Ergon's grapple. It failed.

Also, sorry for the slightly longer wait times on these posts, need to remind myself of the layout of this place

>>41352068
>>Continue down the passageway

>>41352068
>Continue down the passageway

>>41352128
>>41352141
dammit I KNOW there are more than two of you here

>>41352068
>Continue down the passageway

>>41352068
>>Continue down the passageway

Peer pressure.

>>41352068
>>Continue down the passageway

>>41352128
>>41352141
>>41352235
writing

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>>41352068
You continue down the passageway, and soon come to a wooden door, hanging broken off it's hinges.

The room appears to be an ancient kitchen, dust covers everything, much like the rest of the castle, and old food, long since rotted away hangs from hooks and sits on table and ovens.

A cursory glance around the room reveals nothing, and with no other exits, you quickly make your way back into the ballroom, the smell driving you out of the dilapidated kitchen.

When you enter the ballroom you feel something, almost like a tug, like somebody hooked their fingers into the center of your chest and started pulling. Gently. It seems to be trying to guide you back into the throne room.

>Ignore it, go through the door that's open, and leads to a passageway, that turns to one side before you can see where it leads

>Ignore it, go through the door that is slightly agar, that you can see the set stairs going down.

>Follow it, return to the throne room.

>>41352559
>Follow it, return to the throne room.
Must be something important in the throne room

>>41352559
>Follow it, return to the throne room.
Fuck it, no pain no gain

>>41352559
>Follow it, return to the throne room.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>41352559
>>Ignore it, go through the door that is slightly agar, that you can see the set stairs going down.

>>41352721
Why do you want to go down stairs Tiger?

>>41352783
Curiousity.

>>41352611
>>41352658
>>41352682
Writing.

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>>41352559
You walk in the direction of the throne room, following the phantasmal pull guiding you. When you enter, you feel your self being guided to the massive throne, to sit in it.

You notice something that had escaped your gaze earlier, almost as if your eyes are being drawn to it. On the right armrest of the throne, there is an indentation in the shape of a human hand, with five small black gems set into the stone where your fingers would rest.

A thought enters into your mind, you feel compelled to sit, to take off your gauntlet and press your hand into the indentation on the black stone. The feeling is remarkably strong, it feels right, it feels like something you have to do, like you belong on that throne, staring out into the great hall in front of you.

>Heed the compulsion, remove your gauntlet and sit on the throne

>Ignore it.

>>41353017
>Heed the compulsion, remove your gauntlet and sit on the throne
This could not possibly go wrong.

>>41353017
BAD MOJO, RESIST

>>41353017
>Heed the compulsion, remove your gauntlet and sit on the throne
Oh what can go wrong?

>>41353017
I want to figure out what it does but I also have a bad feeling about this...
>Ignore it.

>>41353017
>Heed the compulsion, remove your gauntlet and sit on the throne.

The throne is ours by right of finders keepers.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>41353212
>>41353070
>>41353201
writing!

>>41353286
>95
Oh my.

>tfw last thread it was generally agreed upon we would explore first, and at the very least check out the light in the tower instead of bumming in the throne room

>tfw everyone forgot

>>41353286
uh. wow. damn. This roll was to see how well you tanked the pain BTW

>>41353422
>"The fuck was that? Who's tickling me?"

>>41353495
"My balls feel funny"

>>41353422
>are there mosquitoes in here?

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>>41351008
Since no one made you a thing, I decided to waste a few minutes in paint making you a temporary new title card.

Same size, more letters.

>>41353719
You should move "Quest" under "blackguard"

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>>41353017
You walk forwards towards the throne, almost in a daze. pulling your gauntlet from your hand, you glide onwards, you companions hanging back behind you, slowing down and stopping at the base of the stairs leading down to the dais the throne sits on.

You walk across the floor, the feeling that this is somehow right growing stronger in your mind with each step. You sit, and as your gaze sweeps over the dusty abandoned hall, you are filled with a fierce purpose. This is YOUR castle, YOU are the lord of this place, you will let nobody usurp you from your rightful throne. You move your hand into the indentation, pressing your fingers over the small black gems.

A cruel metal spike shoots out of the throne, driving itself through your palm, the pain is unbearable, ungodly, the worst thing you've ever felt, you feel like your hand and arm are on fire as the black iron tears through your flesh and bone, and you hear Ergon and Jasmine cry out in surprise.

No. NO. This is NOTHING for you. You grit your teeth, refusing to let the castle hear you cry out in pain. You will NOT be weak now. You will NEVER be weak again! The blood runs down from the center of your palm, dripping onto the black gems at your finger tips.

Suddenly the gems are filled with a swirling black light, illuminating the room and making the shadows on the walls dance like demons enjoying some twisted festival. A loud, spectral voice fills your ears.

"THE TYRANT'S THRONE HAS DRAWN THE BLOOD OF THE RULERS HOUSE! THE CONTRACT IS FULFILLED ONCE AGAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! WELCOME TO YOUR CASTLE LORD RAVENCHAIN!"

The metal spike driven through your palm seems to grow, warping and expanding, covering your hand in the same black metal, forming a wicked steel gauntlet, before rushing over the rest of your body, enveloping your arm, your head, your torso, your legs, and hardening into a massive suit of blackened steel armor.

1/2 (or 3)

>>41353719
thanks, saved.

>>41353791
>Avitus has lost, Plate-mail
>Avitus has gained, Armor of the Blackened Conquest: Ruling Overlord State

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>>41353756
Suck my dick bitch, fuck you.

Not like it was good advice or anything...

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>>41353861
My advise was spectacular and your'e a faggot.

>>41353908
>can't handle my shitty paint skills swag confirmed

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>>41353932

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>>41353818
You open your eyes, the pain in your arm and hand gone, you can still feel the shard of metal piercing through your palm, connected to the black-steel gauntlet you now wear, but it doesn't hurt. It's simply there.

The shadowy mist billowing from the black gems grows thicker, seeming to mass together in front of you, solidifying into a black, billowing cloud, before a black mask appears, light leaking through the eyes and mouth. A voice reverberates from the mask, echoing around you.

"Welcome, young lord of the Ravenchain house. It has been to long since one of your ancestors has sat upon the Tyrants throne. I am the curator, charged with looking after the castle, and assisting the lords of Ravenchain in whatever they may need. My counterpart, The Guardian, told me you would be coming, but he has grown weak over the long years it has been since your glorious family ruled here, and he could do no more than guard you on your passage. He will regain his power, now that you have arrived, but it will be slow. You may wish to seek him out yourself. Is there anything I can do to assist you, my lord? Anything you wish to know?"

>What do you ask the Curator?


So. How'd y'all like THAT for a scene?

>>41353861
Awesome, thank you.

>>41353999
>Ask about food and repairing the castle.

>>41353999
>"What was the beast upstairs that attacked me?"
The scene was sufficiently metal as fuck.

>>41353999

>"How cozy is my royal bedchamber? It better have some goddamn silken sheets, I've been living at a monastery for most of my life."

But seriously,

>"Do you have any information on the surrounding area? Perhaps some maps to look at?"

>>41354052
Maybe be a bit more specific?

>>41354116
It's odd, Avitus really seems like the type not to indulge.

He has the option but he seems like the type to just say "What's the fucking point?" and instead go out and use his money to buy a ballista.

>>41353999
It's like an evil pillars of eternity castle.

>>41353999
What remains of my families valuables/heirlooms?

>>41354118
"We do not have the supplies to go back the way we came without going hungry. Is there anything in the area that we could gather to eat?"

and
"How damaged is the castle? There isn't a chance it will repair on its own as the Guardian regains his strength, is there?"

>>41353999
>What do you ask the Curator?
"Tell me the current state of the castle, my wealth, and why the cat attacked me?" Also I need to get some food.

>>41354205

You bring up a good point. If the castle isn't self-healing (I'm not sure why we're assuming it is, but whatever), we're going to need to get on that enslavement train ASAP.

>>41353999
I assume this whole place is abandoned, we will need to repair the castle. Is there any supplies we could use currently?

>>41354227

We aren't a team of stonemasons, we are two Blackguards, one slightly unnerving unholy horror, and one confused child with some severe PTSD. We don't have the muscle, or the expertise, to rebuild a crumbling castle.

Which is why we need to go out and throw the shackles on people who can.

"One more question: 'What exactly are you?"

>>41354258
>implying Avitus and Ergon don't have the swoleness to lift huge carved stone blocks by the dozen

You're right, but soon, we will be able to!

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>>41354294

Well, sure, but that would be ALL they could do. Pick up big as fuck stones and move them around. No one for miles has even basic engineering or architectural knowledge.

All I'm saying is this - we need to get on board the slave train.

choo choo

>>41354258
>Implying we would do the work ourselves
>Implying I didn't mean to go recruit/enslave a village.

>>41354351
Well, a basic wall doesn't take much in the way of actual engineering, even when working to keep it upright.

Of course, without mortar those walls are still going to be pretty flimsy, and mainly something for keeping out rabble.

Plus, carrying bigass stones around makes a nigga doubleswole.

You know who messes with doubleswole niggas?

Dead niggas.

>>41353999
...nope. You'll deal with the batshit craziness of your peasant family somehow being descended from an ancient ruling class later. This is free help, you'd be an idiot not to take it.

"We do not have the supplies to go back the way we came without going hungry. Is there anything in the area that we could gather to eat?" you ask the strange figure of mist. "Of course lord. I detect that the food in castle has all long since rotted away, but once the guardian regains some modicum of his strength he should be able to bring in wild animals for you and your companions. And there are always the fruit trees growing in the last Mistress's secret garden."

Well, you won't starve to death. There's that at least. "How damaged is the castle? There isn't a chance it will repair on its own as the Guardian regains his strength, is there?" "The castle is quite broken down, the years have not been particularly kind to it, and many parts are blocked by fallen rubble. As to the second part of your question, no my lord," Of course it couldn't be that easy, why would ANYTHI- "That is my jurisdiction, now that I have been re-awakened the castle should slowly repair itself. Of course there are ways to speed up certain parts of the process." ...oh. Apparently it IS that easy.

"What was the beast upstairs that attacked me?" "It would seem a displacer beast made its way into the castle while the guardian and I were dormant, however I detect no other such creatures within the rest of Ravenchain."

"Do you have any information on the surrounding area? Perhaps some maps to look at?" "Unfortunately I am currently to weak to activate that part of my magic, it will be quite some time before the Guardian and I are at our full strength again, but I estimate that I will be able to project an image of the surrounding area at some point within the next three days."

1/2-3

>>41354424
Excellent, everythings coming up Avitus

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>>41354424

"What remains of my families valuables and heirlooms?" "A large part of the castle was raided when the last Lord of Ravenchain fell, but fortunately the Guardian and I managed to seal the Treasure room before the intruders could enter it. Unfortunately, we had to collapse part of the castle in front of the entrance in order to do it in time, so it will take some time before the vault is accessible again. The same goes for the Master's bedroom, and personal library.

"One more question: 'What exactly are you?"

"You could say that the guardian and I are the spirits of the castle itself, we were tasked by the first lord of Ravenchain with assisting the lords of Ravenchain in protecting and running the castle. We are, in essence, the 'Soul' of the castle."

What do you do now?
>Ask more Questions
>Go to find the guardian
>Something else?

Thinking I'm gonna pull a banished quest, and start posting pictures with each story post, even if they aren't directly related to the scene

>>41354424

>"How do we speed it along? Wait, do you eat souls? Because we can find you some souls."

>>41354551

That's some pretty sick artwork, really. Is that your take on our new suit of armor?

>Something else

"Curator, could you please direct Karin to the fruit trees, we'll need something to eat tonight. Jasmine, Ergon - team meeting. We should discuss where we go from here."

>>41354551
>Go to find the guardian

I actually follow BQ, I like it when Soma posts are with his posts

>>41354581
Your new armor is the image behind the spoiler in
>>41353791
this post. Well that's ONE of it's forms anyway

>>41354551
How can we speed up the process?
>Ask more Questions
>Go to find the guardian

>>41354636

Fuck, that's even better.

I do like that second set of armor for a feral druid type. Hell, we should get to recruiting / enslaving one of those, we have a lot of woods around us to make sense of.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41354636
Actually, I just remembered

>>41354655

We power armor quest now?

>>41354674
shush! I'm writing!

>>41354551
>ask questions
"You said there might be a way to help repair the castle faster. What is it? Could yo show Karen to the garden, so Karen can gather some food?

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>>41354551
You open your mouth to ask the Curator another question, when you feel something. A tug. A deep rumbling pull in your gut, in your very soul, it feels like something deep within you is moving, shifting, stretching. Gnir's voice reaches your ears.

"Well well well! I fall asleep and this goes and happens, you didn't even think to wake me up for the interesting part eeeeeh? Speaking of waking up, I think the big boy's finally doing it. Seems you're strong enough to be worthy of him now. Go on my interesting friend, pull! Summon him forth! Call out the beast!"

The Curator now speaks. "Oh my, young lord, it would seem the magic of the throne and armor have kick-started your own, you're about to summon your first familiar! The guardian will be ever so jealous he missed this! Go on my lord, bring him forth, I will assist you."

Roll, 1d100+20 (The bonus is from the Curator's help)

>>41354805

Rolled 89 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41354805

Rolled 7 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41354805

Rolled 64 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41354805
Does the roll affect who we get, or is it highest person gets to vote for what they want?

Packmaster, man. Total bro.

Rolled 35 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41354805
I blame mistyping that on extream sleepyness

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>>41354836

Belly rubs, I have failed thee.

>>41354841
...did I not make it clear it was the beast? The roll is to see if you successfully summon him.
>>41354835
And you do, apparently. Writing

Rolled 57 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>41354805

>>41354879

Would a crit-fail on the summon just have straight up killed him?

I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if that happened.

>>41354894
I...honestly don't know what I would have done if you had crit-failed that. It wouldn't have killed him though.

>>41354917
>We proceed to summon him INTO US

>>41354879
>...did I not make it clear it was the beast? The roll is to see if you successfully summon him.

I WAS TRYING TO JEW MY WAY INTO GETTING SWEET DOGBRO!

>>41354917
get a mutation crit fail list.

or unconcisness

or extream pain, or magical negative energy backlash.

Or because the curator was helping us with that, it was impossible to crit fail, only normal fail

>>41354933

AVITUS GAINED A NEW ABILITY: BEASTMODE

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>>41354992

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>>41354805
POV SWITCH!

You are the beast, you are magic incarnate, a massive symbol of power, and you have been asleep for a very long time. The clouds have been keeping you asleep, you knew this, you weren't sure how they were doing it, but they were. Pressing on your mind, dulling your senses. But the clouds drew back some time ago, and you slept on, gaining your strength, waiting for your master to be ready to summon you.

You stir in your sleep. Your paws begin to kneed the ground beneath them. You begin to wake up. You are awake, this can only mean one thing. He is ready. HE IS READY! Excitement fills your heart as your eyes snap open, burning orbs set behind the bone plate guarding your head. Your master is ready! He is waiting for you! He is calling you! You must answer! You pull yourself to your feet, emerging from your cave for the first time since the clouds descended, the sunlight of the charred realm you and your brothers call home hits your face, the stormclouds above rage uselessly, helpless to stop you, you throw back your head, your brothers must know, their times shall be coming soon.

You roar. It is a mighty sounds, echoing across the vast expanses of your home, speaking of triumph, eagerness, anticipation, conquest. In his full-on sprint, the runner pauses, in the midst of his furious dance, the warrior stops, in his blackened hiding spot, the packmaster pricks up his ears, in the sky high above, the flyer ceases his graceful swooping, in his deep pool, the diver casts his eyes upwards, in the dark gloominess of his glade, the devourer pauses his chewing, and unbeknownst to you, deep within the blackness of the earth, the chained one raises his head. And your brothers listen to your roar, and they answer, filling the air with their calls of triumph, with their mockery of the stormclouds looming overhead. Your master has won!

1/2

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>>41355206
POV SWITCH!

You are Avitus Faust, and you are watching as the air in front of you is filled with purple light, dancing and swaying, spinning faster and faster, as a large, white head appears in the center of the purple flame, pushing it's way through, letting out a single roar of triumph, before sinking back in.

The flame grows larger, brighter, but you cannot look away, in the center, a massive lion-like creature is forming, you can only see it's sillouette, but you can see it! The Flames rise, spiraling higher and higher towards the ceiling of the great entrance hall, before exploding outwards, washing everything in warmth, and there it sits. Your first familiar.

"Meow."

You could've sworn it was bigger just a few seconds ago.

>What do you do?

2/2

>>41355400
Pet the kitty.

>>41355400

>Pat head, scratch behind ears
>I name thee Princess Snugglecakes
>Think you could GET HUGE and snag a deer out of the forest for us, Snuggles? I lost some blood and could go for a hearty dinner.

>>41355400
*Turns to the steward pointing at the cat say "He gets bigger right?" Then pet the kitty.

>>41355461
You are aware the beast is male, yes?

>>41355400
Pet the kitty. I want to name him Lucius. Or Snowflake.

>>41355485

Fiiiiine. I retract my name, and vote for Snowflake as this anon >>41355521
posited.

Either way, the kitty requires petting.

Is there anything you want to do AFTER petting the kitty? like say one of the options form
>>41354551

Snuggle the kitty, get food, find the guardian.

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>>41355206
Posts like this are why I fucking love this quest. Keep up the great work!

>>41355571
Send Kairin and Eregon (He'll know if we get in danger, Jasmine won't, and we need to keep our charges alive if anything's left lurking) to get food. Go with Jasmine to meet the guardian.

>>41355571

Yes.

Team meeting.

Send Karin and the Curator to go grab some food from the fruit trees, in the meantime we pet the kitty in the most deliciously evil manner possible and talk with Jasmine and Ergon about what our next move should be. We know our end-game goals, but we're shy on details for what we're going to do to get there, so I'd like to pick both their brains and see what we can come up with.

Welp. This seems like a good time to take my hour-long food break. Talk amongst yourselves! Discuss things! Theorize! Plan for the future! Try to determine what the chained one is! Whatever you feel like!

>>41355608
Thanks, you have NO idea how much fun it is for me to write the familiars

>>41355648
assimilate Eclipse into the warp and take his place as the Patriarch of the thread. Alright I got permission.

>>41355642
Oh... we should also probably check if we can take off our gauntlet...

>>41355686
KEK!

>>41355686
Yeah, I thought of that too, but it would be funnier if we forgot until tonight and then found out its permanent.

>>41355686

We can't.. The goddamn thing drove a spike through our flesh and drank out blood. My guess is it stays on.

It's badass, if a little inconvenient, but the good news is we will give the world's most brutal spankings.

>>41355699

This confirms my suspicions.

>>41355770
Now if only it were magic enough to simply fuse with our flesh completely instead of being a forced shell.

>>41355770
>>41355807
If its just the gauntlet and not the whole armor that's less of a hindrance.

>>41355807
Well it can't do THAT, but it can turn from a gauntlet into a glove-type thing. Or just retract entirely and show off that you have a metal spike driven through your palm
>>41355836
You ever seen iron mans liquid metal armor? It's kinda like that, the entire armor can retract into the gauntlet, and has several different "states" that granted different bonus's, you are currently wearing the Ruling Overlord state.

>>41355891
Phew!

>>41355891
cool

>>41355940
We should also maybe give Jasmine Gnir some times. Give her a bit of guidance we've been keeping to Avitus thus far.

>>41355969
Oh he's been talking to her. While she sleeps.

>>41356030
Ah, that's good to know.

>>41356030

Gnir hanging out in Jasmine's dreams?

Fuck, Gnir, you crazy son. Who voluntarily shows up in the mental playground of a protege of an evil-aligned goddess of lust?

>>41356243
An older god who gives no fucks?

Because it's pretty interesting

eehhh?

>>41356243
I would.
I wouldn't even think twice.

Uhh, because of the psychology, of course.
Yeah.
Nothing voyeuristic.
Pfff.
Ridiculous.

I should probably start writing again now huh?

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This image reminded me of this quest. she will ride his evil dick

>>41356856
Honestly I'm surprised nobody's suggested fucking karin before, seems like a very /tg/ thing to do.

Alright I'm seeing some disagreement.

>Who is going to get food, who is going to find the guardian

>>41356906
Hey, It will happen naturally, It and will probably be Jasmine who does it first. If it isn't something's gone horribly wrong.

I vote for: Jasmine and Avitus go and meet the guardian. Kairin and Eregon go to the secret garden to get food.

>>41356998
sounds good.

>>41356906
Karin and Ergon get the food, Jasmine finds the guardian, and we play with the kitty who's the cutest little snufflewuffle yes he is yes he is and so on and so forth.

>>41357030
We can play with the cute cute kitty on the way.

huh. speaking of kittens this update may take a bit longer, my voidcat is being adorable as suck.

>>41356906
>Honestly I'm surprised nobody's suggested fucking karin before, seems like a very /tg/ thing to do.

It will happen. I won't be one of the people pushing for it but I can definitely see it happening.

>>41357071
My hellkitten just tried to claw my dick off.
And no, that's not a figure of speech.

....FUCK

>>41357278
You lose everything?

>>41357278
I just got hit with writers block HARD. I can't keep going with the main story tonight, sorry guys. I can answer world questions and stuff though, maybe try to write up some side-stories. If this clears out I'll pick back up on it later.

So, anything you guys want to see?

>>41357336
NOOOOO! Ah well, that's unfortunate. Thanks for running if it doesn't clear up.

Something with Jasmine?

>>41357336
What is your perfect Sunday?

>>41357390
messing around with a computer for the entire day, with no interruptions.

Hey LOSTBOY you here?

>>41357411
So same as mine but yours is missing steak and AC

>>41357336
How about we see one of Jasmine's dreams about Avistus, Ergon, and Karin having a pillow fight with her. Oh, and try to have everyone in skimpy clothing.

>>41357488
Dude, if I wrote you one of jasmines dreams, I'd have to put it in a pastebin

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>>41357520
Oh please do go on....

>>41357440

Here now. Was out chowing down. What you need, boss?

>>41357713
Was gonna ask about you doing one of your /tg/ stories for that hobgoblin mage you guys nuked into oblivion a few threads back

>>41357789

Can do. Give me 20-30 minutes, I need to run out and grab some beer.

Don't judge me, booze is my muse.

Can we take a moment to reflect on how Ergon can act like the most overprotective (and murderous) puppy at times?

>>41358076
I know, it's cool, right? Plus, he's totally a bro, so he's not going to be jealous, when we seduce a king's daughter and leave her heart broken in the morning!

>>41358076
There's a reason for that, it will become obvious in time.

>>41358377
The fact that he's pretty much an undead servant with his personality intact and only half undead?

>>41358377
Yeah, he is a fucking revane. He is only happy if we are happy and he can only live if we live. All of us is contained in him. His only desire is for us.

>>41358420
Very Close, but not quite. It definatly has to do with what you did to save him back at the cathedral

AHAHAHAH! THE WRITERS BLOCK IS GONE!
don't ask me how I got rid of it, you do NOT want to know
BACK TO WRITING!

You back yet LOSTBOY?

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>>41358848
I have one guess.

>>41358905
....I can never un-see that now

>>41358935

I am back. And it isn't what you asked for. But it's good.

>be me, sentient soul of badass castle in the middle of the wilderness
>been deep in slumber for a couple of centuries now, can faintly track the passage of time outside but it's tough
>gotta do something to take my mind off the monotony though, you know?
>the disembodied voice used to come hang out sometimes
>kind of a massive dick, and has a laugh like a godsdamned dolphin
>any company is good company though, i guess
>he's been away awhile
>suddenly shows back up one day, says someone is coming to visit, then he disappears again
>that stupid fucker probably just farted and left before the smell hit
>wait a few days
>no smell
>okaythen.jpg
>few more days pass, then i feel it
>YES. THE GEMS HAVE DRANK THE BLOOD OF THE MASTER.
>this is the best part of waking up. better than any sunrise, any amount of peasant blood spilled on the glorious field of battle
>better than tome upon tome of forgotten knowledge and forbidden rites to dead gods
>i wait for the scream, the song of pure pain embodied, that signals the coming of the heir to Ravenchain
>and i wait
>and wait
>and wait
>what the fuck man

>>41358998

>i materialize in the throne room. usually i'd take this time to stretch my limited corporeal existence, work the kinks out, but something ain't right
>well, sure enough, the master's there. the rod has dug through his palm, the gems have drank the blood
>only this motherfucker is sitting there with nothing more than a grimace painted across his face
>a grimace
>a fucking grimace
>as an ancient spell of pure pain made manifest lances through his body, his mind, and lastly his soul
>you scream when that happens, you just fucking do. Darroth the Cruel screamed, even let a tear or two loose.
>and Darroth the Cruel was no fucking joker. that man could make you uneasy sometimes, even though you both knew he couldn't do harm to you.
>fuck man, memories. Darroth was something.
>but this kid, this kid is something else
>i survey the room, see that the master has brought company. oh, joy, more minions to corr-
>oh
>that's a revenant
>that is a revenant
>i make a mental note to verbally abuse the disembodied voice whenever he returns, you can't just dump a godtouched species extinct for millenia on a guy and expect him to roll with the punches
>a girl is with them, eyeing everything like she's about to pounce and ride it to eternity grinning
>well, that's a priestess of Lilerin for you. some things never change.
>and...a child. well, this is quite the motley crew.
>before i introduce myself, i whirl to face the new master again
>barely more than a child, just a boy sitting on the cusp of becoming a man grown
>figured maybe he just fell into severe shock when the lance went through his hand
>nope.jpg
>this nigger is just sitting there, and that grimace is slowly beginning to curl into a smirk
>fuck, this is going to be an interesting couple of centuries.

>>41358998
KEK!

>>41358998
>>41359020
....fuckit. THIS IS NOW OFFICIAL CANON!
Well done lostboy, keked my ass off

>>41359051

And let it be known that this is the thread in which the boy becomes an assistant QM.

Tune in next week to see me lose these privileges in spectacular fashion after authoring a disgustingly detailed greentext of Jasmine's dreams.

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>>41359134
Actually, if you drop it in a pastebin so I don't get banned, and I like it well enough, I may commission you to do more. I'm not 100% confidant in my ability to write smut.

>>41359173

Really? Smut is fucking easy, man.

Honestly I thought the fact that it was so easy was one of the primary reasons that it's so looked down upon. I mean, hell, smut is canon in a ton of RPG's, it's hardly out of place on /tg/.

I think I'll stick to greentexts and general comic relief, unless the playerbase is literally clamoring for someone to write some in-universe, likely non-canon smut. Then...well, you'll be in for a wild ride.

Writer's block relieved? I want to pet delicious demon kitty.

>>41359221
see
>>41358848
I'm writing it up now.

Seriously though, I'm not confidant in my ability to write smut that's actually decent, so if it ever does happen, I'll at least give you a trail run. would be a huge help.

>>41359173
>>41359221
Yes, please, pet the kitty time!
the only question is which kitty, Jasmine's or the beast kitty?

>>41359265

Once it becomes relevant I'll write a little non-canon SoL smut piece and send it to you, along with some notes about why I describe shit in a certain way. It really is quite easy to pick up, you just have to be completely unafraid to go full melodramatic pornography. It's about being lewd, not about accurately portraying sex.

>>41359297
>the only question is which kitty, Jasmine's or the beast kitty?

Looks like the anons are already thinking wicked thoughts. Shame on you.

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>>41355400
...ah to hell with it. You walk over and scoop the your familiar into your arms, reaching a gauntlet-ed finger to scratch him behind the ear, the furry thing purring contentedly in your arms, radiating soft heat into your armor.

"Interesting." you hear the curator comment from over your shoulder. "It would seem that your familiar has taken on a smaller form, so that it can travel with you easier. Most impressive."

Well, anyway, it's high-time you started doing something again. "Curator, show Karin and Ergon how to get to the Garden, might as well start gathering food now before we starve to death. Jasmine, come with me, we're going to find the guardian."

"If I recall correctly sir, the guardian will be in the tallest tower of the castle, where the observatory was before Ravenchain was ransacked. Simply go into the ballroom and up the spiral staircase sir. Before you go however, might I recomend that you change your armor into something a little less bulky? While the armors enchantment will prevent you from tiring while you wear it, the fatigue will hit you the next time you take it off, so I would ad vise switching it into something better suited to the staircase."

>Nah, just go like this. You'll be fine.
>Maybe you should listen to the spirit that's been advising the rulers of the place for gods knows how long.

>>41359419
>Maybe you should listen to the spirit that's been advising the rulers of the place for gods knows how long. Before it leaves ask how we do that.

>>41359419
>Nah, just go like this. You'll be fine.

Time to GET SWOLE

>>41359419
>Maybe you should listen to the spirit that's been advising the rulers of the place for gods knows how long.

>>41359419
>>Maybe you should listen to the spirit that's been advising the rulers of the place for gods knows how long.
We can focus on getting swole when we have free time.

>>41359583

Nigga we're alone in a castle with no one around for miles. All we got for company is our crew and a bunch of oranges or some shit. This is definitely free time.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1=raiding overlord state
2=faceless overlord state

>>41359657
Hmmm... you have a point.. and we haven't gained any outstanding quests.. and we probably want to be used to moving around in the armor for when we DO actually get in a fight..

>>41359583
>>41359470
>>41359455
Writing!

>>41359678

How many modes does this armor have, exactly?

And more importantly, are we Megatron now?

>>41359707
>And more importantly, are we Megatron now?
Of course not, because we don't have a Star Scream to betray us.

>>41359813
Queue a cut to Jasmine trying to back stab us To get all dat booty for herself

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>>41359813

>implying Karin isn't our Star Scream

You fucking disgust me, anon.

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>>41359419
You grimace. The curator DOES have the advantage of experience over you, maybe you should listen to his advice. "How do I go about doing that?" "Simply focus on the fragment of the castle's heart buried in your palm, channel the slightest touch of your magic, and it should react."

Focusing on the spike of strange metal lodged in the center of your hand, you focus your thoughts. You feel air begin to touch your skin, as the black steel that was covering your body pulls back, leaving you in your clothing, with the odd metal gauntlet still on your right hand. You think of lighter armor, something you can move in.

There's a rush, and metal flows out of the gauntlet again, washing over you like water, before falling into place, a red cape falling around your shoulders. Where the other armor felt like you could take a hit from a giant and remain standing, the instant this set covers your body, your limbs rush with energy, you feel faster, more agile, the armor barely weighs on you at all, and you head off in the direction of the stairs.

1/2
Eh? Eh? Ya get it? Ya get the reference I've been making now?

>>41359707
I haven't decided on an upward limit, so basically, "However many I goddamn feel like"

And I don't get all the megatron jokes, how does that relate?

>>41359857
>>41359907
Silly Anons, in order for them to be our Star Scream they would have to fail horribly at betrayal. Our allies are far to competent.

>>41359989
Master! Master, minions help the Master!

>>41359989
>And I don't get all the megatron jokes, how does that relate?

Transforming supervillain, although admittedly not as badass as Avitus.

>>41360013

I can totally see Karin trying to sell us out at some point in a moment of boy(girl?)-ish confusion. His punishment shall be an eternity spent as Jasmine's bedslave.

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>>41359989
>Armor of the Black Conquest, Raiding Overlord state obtained.

You head up the stone spiral staircase, Jasmine following behind you as you move upwards. Eventually, the staircase opens into a large, circular room, a massive hole along the wall reveals a breathtaking view, and allows in the pale, fading sunlight. several ravens are nestled along the walls, watching you with beady black eyes. Judging you.

In front of stands an odd figure, a tall, skeletal-like construct made of some pale white material, a faint blue glow emanating from his midriff, as you lay your eyes upon him, he tilts his head slightly, looking at you. A long wisp of black smoke filters out of one of the corners of his mouth, gathering in the air and slowly taking the shape of a large raven with a wicked beak, before flying to join the others on the walls. The figures mouth opens slightly, and words flow out in a quiet, soft voice.

"Greetings, young lord of Ravenchain. I, am the guardian. It is good to see the line restored once more, after all these years I have grown weak, my power fading, but I still sensed you. I could tell one of your bloodline anywhere. And so I protected you as you traveled through the forest. In doing so however, I have spent the last of my strength, and the one who was following now passes unhindered by the deadly birds. See, even now he leaves the tree line."

The Guardian reaches out a long, skeletal-white arm, and points through the massive hole in the wall, towards the ridgeline of the crater. Looking in that direction, you can see a figure mounted on a white horse making his way towards the castle, silver armor gleaming in the twilight.

2/3, I lied apparently, next one's tiny though.

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>>41360370
"I held him off as long as I could my lord, making the forest bend his path back around on itself, and assaulting him with my ravens. But my power is spent. Now that you have returned, my power shall begin to fill again, but it will take time, and I would think he will reach the castle at the stroke of midnight. I am sorry I could not do more."

>What will you do/say?

3/3, told you, tiny.

>>41360399
Go motherfucking Zeus on his bitch ass. LONG RANGE DARK LANCE GO

>>41360431
...if you roll a 100, you'll hit. and it won't kill him.

>>41360462
You aren't any fun.

Maybe a little

Well, ask if there are any immediate defenses we can set up to maybe weaken him before we crush him.

>>41360399
>>41360431

NO.

I'm sure I love you anon, but no. We do not kill this one.

This one, we take alive. This one we torment and break. This one we hand off to Jasmine as a plaything once we've made him renounce his goddess in the most humiliating fashion possible.

She needs to see that we are NOT fucking around. Batter him, beat him down, but keep him breathing. Call Ergon, and tell him it's time to get to work. But if he kills him we'll lock him in a dungeon for a day. Keep the puppy on his leash.

>>41360399
>"What are the castle's defenses?"
Are there many skeletons around that we could raise when he gets close?

>>41360399
can we close the gate?

>>41360462
Should totally make Dark Lance increase in damage with range.

>>41360485

Oh, to add to this:

>activate heavy armor
>don shield and warhammer
>march out to meet this chucklefuck head-on

We don't need to brute force our way through everything, mind you, but this isn't about winning or losing. This is about sending a message.

>drop the hammer on this clueless nigger

>>41360501
The castle is currently to damaged for that. You'll need to upgrade it. Yes the castle has an upgrade/repair system.

>>41360537
Dark lance has an upgrade tree. There IS a long-range version on there somewhere, but you'll have to purchase others before you get it.

>>41360542
...You better be careful. You are getting awfully close to my base-building fetish.

Meditate until his arrival. Maybe see if we can't glean some insight in to our power.

>>41360540

THIS

>>41360399
>>41360614
This, but lets do it while on our throne. First impressions are very important to an up-and-coming evil overlord.

I'm keeping it open for a bit longer so y'all can come to a consensus.
>>41360600
Dude, this is part fantasy adventuring quest, part conquest quest, and part civ game. You can literally build an empire and conquer the damn WORLD if you aren't stupid.

>>41360655
I came.

>>41360648
>>41360614
>>41360655
this is good

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So..

>meditate
>RIDE OUT AND MEET THEM

>>41360655

World? Negro, we're trying to displace a goddess and ascend. The world is but a stepping stone. Think of how many others are splattered all haphazard across the multiverse, think of all those lost beings crying out to be bound by our chains...

>>41360614

What power are you talking about? That which was gifted to us by the throne? Even the QM doesn't know how many forms our armor has. Let's just wear the heaviest one and go beat the living shit out of this creature of the Lady.

>>41360399
I feel like we should play the roll of 3 innocent children who have sought shelter in the castle. The idea of a paladin just murdering three 'evil' children without hesitation... well, that'd be one hard core Lawful Good. We could try to simply direct him elsewhere, or ambush him within the confines of the castle. Or we could maybe see what happens when someone who isn't a Ravenchain sits on the throne...

>>41360724
I have multiple armor sets prepared, and you DID get several other bonus's if you want to try and figure out what they are

>>41360767

Then let's wear the most badass one and go beat the shit out of this guy.

You guys seriously CANNOT be overthinking this one. Avitus is most definitely not a straight up murderhobo, but this is an agent of the LADY we are talking about. There are appropriate times for a grandiose show of force, and this is one of those times.

Let's corrupt that niggas horse. Get our own immortal demon steed, Shadowmere or whatever he's called.

Okay.

>Meditate on your throne like a badass
or
>Ride out to meet him

>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
or
>Fuck it, familiar in true form

>Take companions with in case something goes wrong
or
>Bitch this is a matter of honor! Going solo!


>>41360851
Second familiar, the runner, go look through the archives for his blurb. should be at the start of one of the threads

>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal

>Take companions with in case something goes wrong
Companions shouldn't fight unless we are losing. Gotta send that message to his lame ass gods.

>>41360866
>>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal

>>41360866
>Meditate on your throne like a badass

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>>41360866

>Ride out to meet him
>Fuck it, familiar in true form
>Bitch this is a matter of honor! Going solo!

It's been WEEKS since we had a proper Blackguard quest. Eclipse is finally back, boys. Let's celebrate his triumphant return with an epic amount of bloodshed.

Pic related.

>>41360866
>>Meditate on your throne like a badass

>>41360866
>>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong

>>41360866
To make it clear, you're supposed to vote for all three sets of two

>>41360906
Yeah I dropped an apology an explanation in the pastebins. It's still up if you wanna check it out. Also, read the Q/A thread if you haven't already, I got suckered into teasering all of your familiars

>>41360866
>>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong

>>41360904
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong

>>41360866
>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong
Have our hellkitty on our lap and start with "I've been expecting you Mr. Paladin."

>>41360925

>Meditate on your throne like a badass
Let him come to us.
>Fuck it, familiar in true form.
We've got appearances to keep up.
>Bitch, this is a matter of honor! Going solo!
Our friends can watch. It's not like Ergon isn't going to jump in if shit starts going south anyway, tell him to relax and enjoy the show.

>>41360971
If you stay in the throne room,
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong
means they're watching unless it looks like you're about to lose,
>Bitch, this is a matter of honor! Going solo!
means they're in another part of the castle

>>41360992

I guess they would resent us if we excluded them from the inevitable bloodshed / torture / mindbreaking. Changing my vote >>41360971
to...

>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Fuck it, familiar in true form
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong

But mostly just to watch the show

>>41360399
Oh can we please get rid of his ugly mug?

I feel the smug arrogance from here, I think I'm going to vomit from how "noble" this faggot is.

>>41361047

Fuuuuck my bad. I usually leave namefag off when I'm not writing greentext / harassing QM in order to avoid bias, influence, and general faggotry. Apologies.

>>41361080
Just wait until you hear him talk, I've been SAVING this asshole

>>41361083
iss coo mang, we chill here in da blackguard quest

Okay looks like winner is

>Meditate on your throne like a badass
>Familiar in travel form until dramatic reveal
>Take companions with in case something goes wrong
With a possible helping of james bond referance. NOW! Here's the important question!

>Raiding overlord
>Ruling overlord
>Try for new heavy armor
>Try for new light armor

>>41361144

>Ruling overlord

THIS DUMBFUCK WANTS TO STEP INTO OUR HOUSE UNINVITED, TO CHALLENGE US? ALL IN THE NAME OF HIS BITCH GOD? NO. NO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE SHOW THIS ASSHAT THE FULL REGALIA THEN WE GO FULL HULK MODE ON HIS BITCH ASS.

>>41361144
>>Ruling overlord
We wait for him to enter first. Just look like a kid sitting on the throne, and bam! Hulking monstrosity of steel!

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>>41361110
>Ruling overlord
So the last thing he sees is us looking like a boss.

>>41361110
Which reminds me, when this whole thing draws to a close, I expect you to write me a /tg/ story about him lostboy

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>>41361110
>Just wait until you hear him talk, I've been SAVING this asshole

>mfw

>Try for new heavy armor

I'm just really curious, and waiting for us to turn into the Juggernaut.

Friend.

Hah, gotcha bitch!

>>41361144
>>Try for new heavy armor

>>41361144
>Ruling overlord
DIS OUR HOUSE NIGGA

>>41361191

Might be too drunk / tired / literally asleep to deliver to you something quality, so I'll probably just draft it up tomorrow and tack it on to the beginning of the next thread.

>>41361144
>Ruling overlord
>Try for new heavy armor

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE?!

>>41361255
kk.

So it's looking like try for new heavy armor, and if you don't like it go with ruling overlord.

Give me a d100+10 to determine the effectiveness of your meditation on your new abilities

Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>41361289
GNIR YOU SHIT!

BLESS MY ROLL!

Rolled 27 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>41361289

Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>41361289

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>41361144
DICE

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>>41361298
>>41361309
>>41361329

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>41361289

Rolled 69 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>41361289
rollin.

>>41361298
>>41361309
>>41361329
...wow. just fucking wow. Any chance y'all want to use your auto-crit? Lostboy can earn a new one with sufficiently good write-ups

>>41361354
>>41361352
>>41361348
>>41361309
>>41361298

I guess Gnir is a shit.

'Avin a giggle thar lizardgod?

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>>41361298
>>41361309
>>41361329
>>41361348

Looks like our heavy armor is a shit.

>>41361369

Yes, let's use it, because I want to stop this fucker's face in and I know I'm going to wreck your bitch ass with tomorrow's greentext, Eclipse.

>>41361369
I don't feel like the autocrit is worth it here. Just... we've kinda tired and riled up that this bastard followed us so, sure, the mediation didn;t go well.

>>41361398
I will say, if you use the auto-crit, you get to choose to instantly repair a part of the fortress. as well as...other benefits.

>>41361398
if we use the crit we could unlock some powerful armor.

>>41361393
What the fuck did i come back to?

Good shit, that's what.

>>41361398

Gotta disagree entirely my friend. This is our first showdown with a true agent of the Lady. I know I'm metagaming a bit, but I don't want to just beat this loser.

I want to humiliate him. I want his goddess to forsake him out of shame. I want him broken.

CRIT

CRIT

CRIT

CRIT

>>41361430

Hey Corrupted.

>>41361414
I say use the autocrit Lostboy, but it's your call.

I would use it here though.

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>>41361414
NEVERMIND, CARRY ON!

>>41361439
I surmise that once he starts his monologue, we're going to "Asura's Wrath" him and punch him in the face hard enough to shatter a solid foot thick slab of marble just to shut him up.

>>41361414
I have no real sense of planning ahead so I'd say use that shit.

Use auto-crit

>Y/N

>>41361473
Y

>>41361473
[Y]OLO

>>41361473
Y

>>41361473
>Y

It's happening.

We need to break him. BREAK HIM UNTIL HE FORSAKES HIS OWN GOD!

>>41361464

Oh FUCK no.

No, my friend, no. I love you, but no.

Here's the plan.

We overpower him in a fight, toy with him, try to upset him. Talk mad shit about how the Lady's cunt is looser than a slot machine in Vegas.

Then we break both his kneecaps, and make sure he's still conscious.

Then, then we let Ergon have a hand at him. For every hour Ergon gets with the poor sod, Jasmine gets half an hour. We rotate pain and pleasure / pleasure denial constantly every day for the next week.

Seven days from now, this motherfucker will be begging to be of use to us in any way possible.

And we let the Lady know that anyone she sends after us will only make us stronger. This, this is the message we shall send.

>>41361473

>Y

>>41361505
>beating the shit out of the faggodin

>suddenly massive thunderstorm

>dude gets sucked up into the clouds

>fucking Lady problems.

>>41361515
Jasmine is not yet to the point where she will just randomly fuck some paladin. she needs to fall deeper into the darkness for that.

>>41361515
Oioi!

If you knew anything about anything you'd know that the "Shut him up" options in Asura's Wrath just let you use your badassness as a weapon more quickly, it never actually shuts them up, or stops them!

It just -feels- so good.

>>41361548

Who said ANYTHING about fucking. No, Jasmine makes him feel good, makes him feel right, makes him feel special, using whatever means she feels inclined to.

And then Ergon, Ergon reminds him that his is trash, he is shit, he is garbage and even a lifetime of excruciating pain is too good for him.

Rinse and repeat, and enjoy your new broken Paladin.

Alright barring a massive swing I think yes wins it. now then, this next decision was GOING to be random, but since you used the crit I'll let you vote on it.

WHICH NEW HEAVY ARMOR STATE WILL YOU UNLOCK?

>Armor of the black Conquest: Spectral Overlord State

>Armor of the black Conquest: Aristocracy Overlord State

>Armor of the black Conquest: Indomitable Overlord State

>Armor of the black Conquest: Dragon Overlord State

>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

>>41361628
>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

Fuck yeah son. That sounds like some badass shit, plus the irony of using it to crush a paladin. Poetic.

>>41361628
>>Armor of the black Conquest: Indomitable Overlord State

Sounds big.

Sounds mean.

>>41361628
>Armor of the black Conquest: Indomitable Overlord State

>>41361628
>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

>>41361628

>Indomitable

We are the the King all kings bow to, we are the locus through which the power of rule flows. We are the one who wields the chains, who bends the world to his will, who exerts force over his domain even whilst he sleeps.

>>41361628
>>Armor of the black Conquest: Indomitable Overlord State

>>41361628
>>Armor of the black Conquest: Dragon Overlord State

>>41361628
>>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

Wanted spectral but this is a good second choice.

Very fitting too.

>>41361628
For reference, this pic
>>41353791
is ruling overlord state

The choices are all advanced-tier BTW, had you not used the auto-crit, the state you unlocked would have been from a lower tier, and been chosen with dice
>>41361684
If you want, "Bow bitch." Pick aristocratic overlord. Indomitable is more, "I won't surrender if you drop a fucking mountain on me"

>>41361628
>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

>>41361628
>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

It's too fitting.

>>41361730
>If you want, "Bow bitch." Pick aristocratic overlord. Indomitable is more, "I won't surrender if you drop a fucking mountain on me"

What if I want both?

Kidding, kidding, I know we just used our get out of jail free card

Alright, then I'll change my vote >>41361684 to something completely different.

>Armor of the black Conquest: Dragon Overlord State

Because why the fuck not.

>>41361730
Hmmm, in that case what would the Fallen Angel be?

>>41361628#
>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State

>>41361793
I think it's the "fly around" version.

:^)

>>41361628
>>Armor of the black Conquest: Fallen Angel Overlord State