>>41311703
>>Go on the offensive. Politely.
Iron fist, velvet glove.

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>>41311703
>Go on the offensive. Politely.
>Oh, what a nice set of armor you have there. It would be a shame if their rears were penetrated by ambush shots...
ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS

>>41311703
>Go on the offensive. Politely.
>Oh, what a nice set of armor you have there. It would be a shame if their rears were penetrated by ambush shots...
Steady lads, steady... prepare to hoist the Miho on my signal!

>>41311703
>Go on the offensive. Politely.
Just like we did with Shiho. Cutting remarks they can't call us on without being rude.

>>41311703
>>Stick up for Miho- she did the right thing in their match.
It's just a game

>>41311703
>>Go on the offensive. Politely.

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This thread needs more GuP girls in vintage combat uniforms.

>>41311703
>Go on the offensive. Politely.
>Oh, what a nice set of armor you have there. It would be a shame if their rears were penetrated by ambush shots...
In an urban area, just like the last bitch who made my girlfriend cry.

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>>41311984
Will this tide you over until I find some on the 'boorus?

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>>41312345
I really need to find the pic where Yukari and Erwin are wearing their respective soul-general's uniforms together...

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>>41312382
Have this while I join you.

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>>41312491
>Sasuga Montgomery.
>For the last time, Caesar, the Brits didn't use the Bis!

>>41311703
>>Go on the offensive. Politely.

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I give up. I'll just post a pic of an MLRS battery instead.

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>>41312980
Same here unfortunately. I can only atone for my shame with the most holy of tanks: the TOG II!

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>>41313033
>Lewding Darjeeling's team
>mfw

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>>41313053
Fine, have something more traditional.

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>>41313118
Official art is good. Sometimes.

As much as you'd like to box the little bully's ears and slide her down a row of tables, or perhaps just deposit her on a coat rack. Do they have lockers anywhere around here? Anyway, you can't do any of
that stuff, as much as you'd like to defend Miho's honor. You need to have decorum. And restraint.

Which is boring.

You already know that Saunders is a sore spot. “Y'know, I watched some of the videos from your Saunders match.” You say, before sipping politely from your 7-Up. “If its an consolation, even if Your IS had gotten a lucky shot- that thirty-second reload would've still cost you the match. So really it wasn't their fault you lost.”

Katyusha is almost growling. “I told you- they had the numbers to...”

You turn to Miho. “I mean, surely it was just a bad plan to begin with, leaving an asset like that underprotected.” You smile and wink at her. “I mean, its not like it was your flag-tank or anything.” From the look on Katyusha's face, you hit home hard.

“Oh.” You say, politely covering your mouth. “Was it?” You make an exaggeratedly painful face. “Ouch.”

>Let Miho weigh in on her failure.
>Press the attack.
>Our work here is done.
>Other.

>>41313279
>Let Miho weigh in on her failure.

>>41313279
>Our work here is done.
Take our boss-lady and bounce. Katyusha wants to escalate, we'll give her what for.

>>41313279
>>Our work here is done.

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>>41313279
>Our work here is done.
There are two sides to a defeat, tovarisch, but it is not xopoшo to dwell on them.

>>41313279
>Let Miho weigh in on her failure.

>>41313279

>Our work is done here

Strike and fade.

Add a "It was a pleasure to meet you all", and meander over to some of the American tankers we know.

>>41313279
>Our work here is done.
Leave on a high note. See who else is here.

>>41313118
HAND CHECK!

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>>41313818
>Rear armor penetrated! We've got engine damage!
>She's leaking, Sarge!

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>>41313818
Speaking of Nishizumi hand checks: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1819359?tags=nishizumi_maho

>>41313279
>>Our work here is done.

Shoot and fade is proper tankery, and pressing the attack has left us open to counter assaults before.

So you really are running weekly!

>>41313279
>Our work here is done.
>Reverse outta there with Miho before this escalates.

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HAHA TIME FOR LIGHTLY-ARMORED SCOPEDOGS

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>>41314341
OR BIG GUNS, IF YOU PREFER BOOMS

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>>41314341

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>>41314475
ONCE THE PANZER ARMOR IS MASS-PRODUCED

Rounds complete, you look over at Miho, trying to read what to do. “Miho, wanna bounce?” You say casually. “Gotta introduce you to the old fashion American buffet!” You stick an arm around her, before cocking a head over your shoulder. “Pleasure to meet you, Cas.” You say with a nod.

After a few steps, Miho finally exhales. “Katyusha wants you head on a platter, you know that right?” She says, looking at you like you're crazy.

“She's welcome to come try for it.” You say, suddenly grimly entertained by the thought. “Just needs to decide how many tanks she wants to give up for it.”

Miho stops suddenly. “Russells. You're not invincible. Black Jack isn't a supertank.” She puts a hand on your shoulder. “Kay underestimated you- she thought a single tank could ambush and take you out... That's exactly what we needed- what we don't need is Katyusha over-estimating you. We can't have taking you out become a necessity for her.”

>”I can handle it. Black Jack can handle it.”
>”Casamir wants a fight with me too bad to let that happen.”
>”Seems a bit late for that realization...”
>Other.

>>41315033
>”Seems a bit late for that realization...”

>>41315033
>Other.
"In that case I guess we'll have to get her to play that hand on our terms, right?"

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>>41315033
>”I can handle it. Black Jack can handle it.”
Right?

>>41315033
>>”Casamir wants a fight with me too bad to let that happen.”

Let 'em come. We've got shells to spare, don't we?

>>41315033
>>41315112
+1

>>41315033
>>”Casamir wants a fight with me too bad to let that happen.”
>>”Seems a bit late for that realization...”

>>41315033

>Other

As long as we're not the flag, we become a valuable decoy. The more she wants us, the more she'll throw at us and not at our flag tank or the rest of the team. We can use that to our advantage.

>>41315033
Seconding this: >>41315171
Duel with Red Vanya, AND a T-44. What Could be better? Oh right, hoisting the Miho.

>>41315202
airplane rides?
>>41315171
this guy has it.

>>41315033
>>Other.
Wait, you mean we can get her to divert valuable tanks from other necessary tasks to a merry goose chase?

Why is this bad again?

>>41315250
>Airplane rides?
Beating Katuyusha at her 'Nonna and I are taller than you' schtick by putting Miho on our shoulders. Ergo, hoisting the Miho

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>>41315297
>>41315250
Piggyback race?

>>41315297
it was a SW89 reference.
>>41315312
got it.

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>>41315366
Sadly, Laika is not around to bully Katyusha.

>>41315366
>SW89.
Alas, one more thing on the internet I have yet to read.

>>41315443
Well, you'll be able to soon, it's drawing to a close.

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Man I can't wait for November

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At least we'll be that slightly more confident in our odds, if our Team Guts ends up with the flag role against Pravda.

Talking about I Go, anyone see those new japanese ht from WoT?

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>>41316086
Is that bataan? That guy looks like he's wearing a Philippine Scouts uniform.

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>>41316112
>Japanese
>Heavy tank
Wargaming what are you doing

>>41316112
Yeah. They're getting a Tiger I. Go figure. And it got added before any of the actual tanks Japan had planned or built.
>>41316150
Supposedly Japan ordered one in 1943 to be shipped by submarine for them to study, but the sub never made it.

>>41316116
It's from an old hacienda owned by a prominent political family turned into a resort. The guy's probably a re-enactor.
Rather impressive that it's still kept around though. Shame that the same couldn't be said for any other WW2 vintage tanks.

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>>41316192
>Japanese tiger
>It's a (P)
hahahaha

>sub never made it
I bet it was an Army submarine.

>>41316192
Not the export tiger, the I-O series and two paper tanks for tier 9 an 10.
Kinda cool i say.

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>>41316150
>there will never be a game with sprite work as lovingly crafted as Metal Slug's ever again

>>41316239
>reverse google image wields Mabatang, Abucay
>ABUCAY
No wonder they got it.

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>>41316254
nah, it's an H.

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>>41316291
Well at least the fans are working on that. Somewhat.
Pic related.

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>>41316310
Dammit, the turret threw me off.

>>41316254

More like the tank never made it onto the sub. Basically around the time they were supposed to send it out, two things happened. First, Germany basically lost control of the Atlantic Ocean, making long-range submarine trips far more dangerous.

Second, just as they were going to send it anyway, D-Day happened and, basically, Germany bought the tank back from Japan in order to use it to defend the Western Front.

>>41316515
>Bought back.
HAHAHAHA! Oh, I needed that.

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>>41316515
>Bought back
I can't even
Wat
Hitler just... wat

>>41315033
>”Seems a bit late for that realization...”
>Other

"Everybody is gonna be gunning for Oorai in the tourney now, Black Jack will be targeted whether we like it or not."

You lead Miho towards the buffet. “So maybe that works to our advantage?” You say, grabbing a plate and handing it off to her before grabbing your own. “I mean, as long I'm not the flag tank...” You say, starting to load up.

“Black Jack is too valuable to use as a distraction...” She says, following your lead. “I'm not about to squander the only tank we have that's capable of knocking out a KV or Tiger to draw a few tanks off the rest of the team. As long as you're still moving- still shooting, our team can win.” She pauses to consider.

She's right. But she's also cautious. “Listen- I've fought alone before. Sure, maybe it was always one-versus-one, but I'm not talking about some blaze of glory. Trust me- if I ask Black Jack to do something, he'll come through. He always has when it counted.”

You instinctively want to reach out and pat the side of the old Pershing, but you realize that he's half a world away. How long has it been since you were this far away from Black Jack, anyway? “Katyusha wants to come for me? Good. We know its coming and I'll be ready to give her a fight she won't believe.” You shrug. “Besides, Kasamir's going to make it personal...”

“Kasamir?” She says.

“Seems I'm not the only foreigner fighting now- Katyusha went and got her own pet Belorussian...” You grin. “I've got a real-life rival!”

>Just like the movies!
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”
>Other.

>>41316925
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”

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>>41316925
>Just like in the CHINESE CARTOONS!
ftfy
Also,
>BURACKKK JACCKKKUUU, KIISSSAAMMMMAAAA

>>41316925
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”
So, any chance our illustrious host shows up yet to 'discuss tanks' with us?

>>41316925
>Just like the movies!

Still, pasta first then worry about the borscht.

>“I've got a real-life rival!”
But what about Erika?

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>>41317023
HAREM OR RIOT

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>>41317023
One can never have too many Rivals. They might decide to become each other's rivals as well!

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>>41316925
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”

>>41317041

>>41316925
>>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”

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>>41317063
Miho's harem that is

>>41317134
Why not give best girl a harem?

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>>41317023


>Setting sights on Erika
>Not on Assam
>Not on Commissar Nonna
>Not on pic fucking related

You disappoint me, anon

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>>41316925
>>Just like the movies!

Do we get an 80's style montage where we pull our tank with our teeth and climb up a mountain to a WICKED RADICAL keytar solo?

>>41317212
Hey man, I ain't dissing your taste in garupans. But Russells already faced Erika 1v1 and she'd be hungry for payback in the future.

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>>41317250
>Kung Fury, now with Tanks!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

>>41317191
>>41317268
>>41317212
>This is all Yukari's secret plan of panzer domination

>>41317294
Power behind the throne, man. It's real.

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>>41317330
Only one can stop her now.

>>41316925
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”
>"Just like in your Japanese Animes!"

>>41316925
>”He'll want a straight fight with me- I can tell.”
>Other.

-stare off into the distance-

>inb4 Miho calls us a dummy.

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>>41317690
>RUSSELL NO BAKA!!!

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>>41316925
>Just like the movies!
>But not like the one your tank was in.

Oh thank Panzer, I made it in time

>>41316925
> Not the only foreigners

DON'T FORGET US STRAYANS

I NEED TO WRITE THAT SHIT

IS THIS THREAD BEFORE OR AFTER THE KANGAROO VS PRAVDA MATCH?

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>>41318008

Sentinel pls

Calm yourself

>>41318008
>Implying you'll write anything that isn't Bogans

>>41318091
But I do!

>>41318072
I AM FUCKING CALM

>>41318008
You already have a tank quest! When is the next Tank Hunters quest, Mr. Man?

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>>41318183

You're about as calm as a wallaby that just escaped being turned into jelly by a pack of Ford Falcons making their way around the track at Bathurst.

>>41318183
Wait, isn't it snowing there right now?

“Hey! Just like your Japanese cartoons!” You say, grinning. “He's going to want a shot at me- I could see in his eyes he's got something to prove.” You shrug. “Granted, I think we all do. But he's going to want a piece of me and I don't think he's gonna let Katyusha get in the way of that... One way or another.”

Miho finishes loading her plate and you walk towards a table. “Alright, let's assume he's just like you- If you were to go against Erika in an actual match, would you give her a 'fair fight'?” Miho looks at you expectantly. “Two tanks that are on mostly even footing. Both of your crews are experienced- Are you going to tell me you'd risk the match 'getting a shot' at her by yourself?”

You look down at your plate. That was one of the nice things about fighting solo- you could afford to make things personal sometimes. You could afford to put it all on the line to go tanko-a-tanko against another crew.

There was even a term for it- the OK Corral. Almost every shooting ground had a spot that just seemed to be designated for it. Level ground with good line of sight along on direction, no easy soft cover for ambushes...

>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”
>”We've all got something to prove- if he wants a fair fight I'll oblige him.”
>Other.

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>>41318363
>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”
PRAGMATISM HURR

>>41318363
>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”

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>>41318262
>>41318214
>>41318183
Not now

>>41318363
>>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”
Hahahaha. Wait, you actually wanted a fair fight? Let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHA! Combat doesn't work that way, but never interrupt the enemy while he's making a mistake after all.

>>41318363
>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”

Besides, anything is a fair fight one-on-one. Especially ambushes

>>41318363
>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”
Kasamir maybe a nice guy but he has experience in team battles so he's going to take every advantage he can not a straight head to head slug match.

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>>41318331

Straya in July? Definitely should be--most of the Strayans I've met abroad were met summering in Europe to escape the winter weather.

>>41318363
>>”We've all got something to prove- if he wants a fair fight I'll oblige him.”

WITNESS ME!

>>41318363
>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”

There are actions worth attempting despite chances of it jeopardizing the outcome of a match. Sadly, this just isn't one of them.

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>>41318437
>Meanwhile in some doujinshi's room...

>>41318363
>>”Hell no, I'd set an ambush and knock him out before he even sees me...”

You think for a while more. “God no. I'd set an ambush- probably bring Hippo and nail him from two sides. Fast and easy.” You say.

Miho gives you a look.

“What?” You question back. “Hey, I'll take him in a fair fight, but why fight fair when you can win?” Miho raises a single eyebrow. “I'm just saying I'm probably more ruthless than...” You remember that Russians are the kings of combat pragmatism. “Alright, but he's not even a real Russian... I'm probably smarter than him at least. Right?”

Miho stands up and pats your head. “Sure you are, Russells. And that's why you're going to avoid fighting fair against him. Because he's going to avoid fighting fair against you.”

You sit there and stare dumbly at your food. “Hey- if we're both fighting unfairly, that still means we're having a fair fight!”

>>41319197
>“Hey- if we're both fighting unfairly, that still means we're having a fair fight!”
That's a fair as war gets. See you Next Time BJ!

>>41318514
>prego daki
some people are into weirdest stuff

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!

>Miho's still smarter than us.
>Who's running this party, anyway?
>We see a glimpse of the future.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return Next Saturday!

Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live. (Actually, the schedule doesn't get updated anymore- its just every Saturday.)

https://twitter.com/blackjackgupq

Also, due to a float day off I accrued from the 4th of July, at some point next month I might be able to run two nights in a row! (Saturday and Sunday!)

>>41319241
Thanks for the run BlackJack, and a double feature of GuPQ sounds awesome.

>>41318331
You bet it did

World's turned on its head, the natural order has been reversed and perveted by the machinations of some dark vengeful god, life is death and deaths is life, truly it is the end of days and Alduin the World Eater has come to devour the soul of Nirn.

Sorry, been too cold to write so I've been playing Skyrim instead

Archived.

>>41319309
>Sorry, been too cold to write so I've been playing Skyrim instead
THERE'S AN IRONY THERE.

>>41319241
Thanks for the fun, boss.